The JTrain Podcast - Pop Culture Thursday Recap
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How USA Hockey Celebrated In Miami, Taylor Swift without Makeup, and Tim Gunn Is Celibate - POP CULTURE THURSDAY
Host: Jared Freid
Date: February 26, 2026
Episode Overview
This lively Pop Culture Thursday features host Jared Freid riffing on the latest celebrity headlines from Page Six and pop culture news. Jared dissects stories on Lisa Rinna dispelling rumors about her husband's sexuality, Taylor Swift’s “no makeup” photos, Cardi B’s on-stage blunder, Ethan Hawke’s so-called “vulgar sex confession,” the USA Men’s Hockey team’s wild gold medal celebration in Miami, and Tim Gunn’s 43-year celibacy. With energetic commentary and biting humor, Jared brings the tabloids to life, questioning the headlines, poking fun at celebs, and offering his own comically honest takes.
Key Discussion Points & Insights
1. Lisa Rinna Addresses Rumors About Harry Hamlin (00:01–16:00)
- Jared’s Take: Finds Lisa Rinna’s new book revelation about her husband’s long-standing gay rumors underwhelming and questions why this is even a story after 29 years of marriage.
- Jared rants about the nature of Page Six stories and the phenomenon of certain celebrities being “just a name,” likening Lisa Rinna to a “pigeon” (“I’ve never seen a baby pigeon. I’ve never seen an original Lisa Rinna.”).
- Memorable Quote:
“Lisa Rinna is just kind of like a Page Six name at this point... Lisa Rinna is a pigeon at this point, to me they were never a baby. There’s no pre-Lisa Rinna lore that I need to know.”
— Jared, (03:15) - On the Rumors: Pokes fun at the idea of an urgent “need” to address rumors nearly three decades later, and the showbiz tactic of adding the “not that there’s anything wrong with that” Seinfeld refrain.
- Pop Culture Insight: Muses on how a role (Harry Hamlin’s in the 1982 film Making Love) led to lasting rumors, questioning Rinna’s claim it blacklisted Hamlin for decades. Jared disputes the cultural weight of that film and sarcastically compares it to more impactful mainstream moments for LGBTQ visibility.
2. Taylor Swift’s “No Makeup” Moment (23:45–32:10)
- Headline: “Taylor Swift goes makeup-free in the studio for Opalite behind the scenes video.”
- Jared reflects on how these “no makeup” stories exemplify the societal obsession with celebrity appearance, especially for women.
- Humor & Honesty:
- Calls out the hypocrisy of readers (including himself): “None of us are above this. That’s why when you see someone who acts like they’ve never...this makes me mad at an Internet commenter. I don’t even know who they are but...”
- Admits he too clicks out of curiosity but resents moral grandstanding.
- Jared notes Swift still looks great, jokes about the value of her “no glam” oversized sweater ($1,400), and contrasts her to a casually dressed male coworker in the shot.
- Memorable Quote:
“She looks like Taylor Swift’s cousin. That’s what makeup does.”
— Jared, (26:15)
3. Cardi B Falls Through Trapdoor on Stage (32:11–39:30)
- Event: Cardi B accidentally falls through a trapdoor during her “Little Miss Drama” tour.
- Jared differentiates a “tumble” from a trapdoor drop (“That is not a tumble...we almost lost Cardi B!”).
- Praises Cardi for her quick humor and resilience on social media:
- Quote:
“Y’all, I’m just a little clumsy cuz I’d be moving too fast and too hype. ...We ball. But no, seriously, yesterday wasn’t even my fault.”
— Cardi B, (35:25)
- Quote:
- Emphasizes the athleticism of pop performers (“I don’t think we talk enough about how much these singers and performers are athletes.”)
- Applauds Cardi for playing off mishaps with charm and personality, drawing a parallel to his own on-stage experiences.
4. Ethan Hawke’s “Vulgar Sex Confession” Headline (39:31–46:00)
- Story: Page Six teases an “incredibly vulgar sex confession” from Ethan Hawke.
- Jared’s Skepticism: Mocks the clickbait (“What would this have to be for me to go, ‘That was incredibly vulgar’...He’d have to say he eats ass after his wife has diarrhea.”).
- The actual confession: Hawke hints at “eating in bed,” quickly clarifies it’s not food, then laughs and moves on.
- Jared’s Summary: Roasts the nothing-burger story and Hawke’s evasive answers about relationships and divorce.
- Quote:
“What are we doing here? The actor married Ryan Shaw Hughes in 2008... tough denial once you marry the nanny.”
— Jared, (43:15)
- Quote:
- Jokes about Hollywood baby names (“I can’t have a kid and be like, oh yeah, I’m Jared Freid and this is my kid Indiana Fried. We call him Indy.”)
5. How Team USA Hockey Celebrated Gold in Miami (46:01–01:02:00)
- Event: USA Men’s Hockey Team wins 2026 Winter Olympics gold, celebrates in Miami.
- Celebration:
- Stayed at the 1 Hotel South Beach
- Dined at COTE Steakhouse, partied at Club E11EVEN
- Huge crowd, $150,000+ in champagne sprayed, athletes leading USA chants.
- Jared expresses fascination with the behind-the-scenes of championship parties, calls for an embedded journalist (“I want an almost famous-like view of what’s going on with this team.”).
- Notable Moments:
- Michelob Ultra product placement
- Crowd interaction, celebratory antics (Jack Hughes hoisted onto shoulders, flag-waving)
- Team heading directly from the all-nighter to a White House visit
- Memorable Reaction:
“This is one of those things that you smile, you turn into the dad who’s happy for the team. ...If anyone were to bring up anything negative while watching them have a fun time at 11 after winning in overtime, I would be like, let’s ship this person out of the country.”
— Jared, (01:00:45) - Wonders about the logistics (“Who throws this party? Who coordinates?”) and fixates on who ordered room service at 4 a.m.
6. Tim Gunn’s 43-Year Celibacy (01:02:01–01:10:00)
- Headline: “Tim Gunn shares heartbreaking reason for 43-year celibacy.”
- Backstory: Gunn’s only serious long-term relationship ended in betrayal, with his boyfriend cheating on him. After being devastated and fearful because of the AIDS epidemic, Gunn never pursued another romantic or sexual relationship.
- Jared’s Take:
- Sympathetic but bemused by Gunn’s extreme reaction
- Jokes about the lasting impact of heartbreak, pointedly referencing Gunn’s discipline (“At least he didn’t hold a grudge. 43 years. ...Tim, you can still fuck. You don’t have to marry anyone that you date.”)
- Gunn says every time he considered a relationship, memories of the betrayal and health anxiety “would just take the desire away.”
- Jared, characteristically, can’t help but find humor in the extremity, joking that Gunn’s famous uptight demeanor now makes sense.
Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments
| Timestamp | Quote / Moment | Speaker | |------------|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|---------------------| | 03:15 | “Lisa Rinna is ... a Page Six name at this point... Lisa Rinna is a pigeon at this point, to me...” | Jared | | 26:15 | “She looks like Taylor Swift’s cousin. That’s what makeup does.” | Jared | | 35:25 | “Y'all, I'm just a little clumsy cuz I’d be moving too fast and too hype... We ball.” | Cardi B | | 43:15 | “What are we doing here?” (On Ethan Hawke’s non-confession) | Jared | | 01:00:45 | “If anyone were to bring up anything negative while watching them have a fun time... ship them out.” | Jared | | 01:08:20 | “At least he didn’t hold a grudge. 43 years. ...Tim, you can still fuck. You don’t have to marry.” | Jared |
Important Segments & Timestamps
- Lisa Rinna/Harry Hamlin Rumors: 00:01–16:00
- Taylor Swift Without Makeup: 23:45–32:10
- Cardi B’s Trapdoor Fall: 32:11–39:30
- Ethan Hawke’s ‘Vulgar Confession’: 39:31–46:00
- USA Hockey Team’s Miami Party: 46:01–01:02:00
- Tim Gunn and Celibacy: 01:02:01–01:10:00
Tone and Style
Jared Freid brings a blend of skeptical observation, self-aware humor, and genuine curiosity. He roasts celebrity culture’s absurdities, pokes at hypocrisy (including his own), and constantly seeks the “real story” beneath the manufactured headlines.
For Listeners Who Missed the Episode
You’ll be caught up on the funniest, weirdest pop culture headlines of the week—with Jared Freid’s signature comedic spin. From tongue-in-cheek analyses of reality stars and viral social media moments to the rowdy gold-medal party of Team USA Hockey, this episode unpacks what’s real, what’s clickbait, and what makes us all human (and a little bit nosy). Expect to laugh, roll your eyes, and walk away with stories you’ll want to repeat at brunch.