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I know you're angry. It's Tuesday and it has no feel. The weekend was fun. You're still hungover from the eating and next weekend is too far away. What will you do with your day? It's time to get ticked off. Complain with your gripe. Right now, your friend Uncle J Train is here to tell you that you're right. It's a ticked off Tuesday. Ticked off Tuesday. You're angry and you don't even know why. Enjoy this podcast. It'll help you get to Friday. Hello and welcome to the J Train Podcast. This is J Train Jared Freed coming live from Auckland, New Zealand. That's right, every Tuesday is a ticked off Tuesday. Are you angry? Are you mad about something? Do you got a gripe? Send it in. This is the only podcast where you can write in about anything you'd like and I will complain with you. That's right. And where do you write in? Jtrain podcastmail.com or you sign up for the Patreon. Patreon.com Jared Freed. Today's complaints are all from Patreon because they get first dibs. That's right. If you sign up for Patreon, you comment on coffee with J Train with your ticked off Tuesday. That will be the, for the, the top of the. You get straight to the top of the complaint pile. So. Or you can DM your complaint at J Train Podcast. And listen, if you have like a thorough, good, specific complaint, we're gonna, we're gonna take a look at it. We're gonna, we're gonna like. And by we, I mean V, who's back in New York helping me get this podcast. She helps all the time. She's great. But she's been helping me on all the podcast stuff that I do. So, yeah, that's the, the, the team here at J Train Enterprises. Let me get back to, you know, the beginning of the show. You're probably like Queen, Queen, Queen. Why do I Auckland. Why do I want to say Queensland for a second? I don't know. Where's Queensland? That's not where I am. I'm in Auckland, New Zealand. I am looking at a bay. I think I'm downtown. I definitely think I'm in a tourist area area, but I don't think, you know, I'm sure there's a Brooklyn here. I'm sure I am a. Okay, not being in the Brooklyn of Auckland, but maybe I get out there, I go to a restaurant, whatever. I'm, I'm. Listen, I'm, I'm, I'm rambling. At this point, but I am in my hotel. It's surreal. It's surreal to be looking out at boats on the Marina. And it's 7am Monday morning, which means it's 1pm Sunday afternoon in New York City. And then you can do the math on where you are from there. So, yeah, it is summer here. It is like the perfect summer, if I could say. I mean like Yesterday got to 75, 80 in the sun, a little cool in the morning. I mean like the dream. The dream. I don't know. When I'm here, it feels like I'm here in June. And it's the best weather June has in New York. It ain't muggy and hot. I mean, just gorgeous. And when you land here, it looks like Jurassic park. Like the, the mountains coming out of the water. I'm going to get to all of this. I'm going to have a very in depth coffee with J Train these weeks. I'm writing a lot down, taking a lot of notes. I. When I. So I'll get into all that tool. My complaints are travel complaints, but then have larger stories that will be discussed on Coffee with J. Trent on Friday's episode. I'll be taping these from the road, so from New Zealand and Australia. So you'll. If you, you know, if you have a friend that you've been sharing my Instagram stories with, let them know that this podcast is a very, you know, true to date show. We got ahead for you up podcast, that is, we're, we're ahead on that. So I won't be taping you up until I get back. I'm gonna try and do the Bachelor live scream. I'm gonna try a shortened version when I do it, you know, on the road, when I've done it on my computer, it takes me like hours as opposed to doing it like in the moment because I get lazy. I start, I take breaks and I'm like, you know, on my phone halfway through because there's no time constraint when I do it with the show. You know, I can feel it. There's no chance to slack off. So I, this is all me problems. I'm about to. I'm. I'm up. I Woke up at 5:30. This is what I, this is my, the part I love about traveling. I'm. I'm on ticked off Tuesday. I got to be angry. Okay, I'll get into all the things I love and. But it's 7:00am here, so here's. Oh, also there's one ad. The ad will be in the description of this episode. Let me get to my complaint. Okay, before I get. So my flight here was New York, New York to L. A, Louisiana to Auckland, New York to L. A. That's, that's a long flight in itself. That was like a, you know, five hour, five and a half hour flight, whatever it was. And then there was a three hour layover and then there's about a. Think they said 13, 13 hour flight from LA to Auckland. Now I get to New York, JFK. I will get into all that on Coffee with J Train. I know this is becoming a big Coffee with J Train preview, but ticked off Tuesday is kind of like where I complain. But this, this complaint is really. I'm at the Delta One Lounge which again I will get into describing the Delta 1 lounge in, in, in, in in detail on Friday's episode. I sit, I look at my phone. I have an email. The, the email says there may be no Internet on. We regret to inform you there may. There may be no Internet on your flight from LA to Auckland. That. I need that email to be way more dire. I need a phone call. I need, I need more than it may. We don't know. There might be some issues. No, no, no, no. This isn't an hour flight to Cleveland. This isn't. I mean if this was a cross and also the day of, the day of. It feels like you kind of knew it feels like you kind of knew because you're going to get to me, you know the flights at 9:45 LA time. So like 12:45 in the morning, it is now 2:45. This is when you're bringing this up. It should be a call from a Delta person as if a family member died. That should not the idea that is just as. Oh well, maybe your flight. Well, you might have 13 hours where you get to play Snake on your phone. No, this is crazy. I need more out of you Delta. I can't have you coming to me and going, well, we don't know about the Internet. And also the fact you need to have an Internet guy on site. You know how they have like those armed guards on the flight. There should be one tech guy. Like I actually think that. I think there should be one guy who's the secret commando who's gonna take care of business if shit goes down. And then you need one nerd in his spectacles that's ready to like geek squat it. Because any flight over 10 hours you need a, you need a geek squad. There should be no chance any in you need. And if the Internet goes out, I need it reset. Just keep resetting it. Just do something. This needs to be top of mind the, the idea that I'm just going with. And so now when I get that email I'm like, oh my God, you know, all hands on deck. Prepare, prepare, prepare. I'm asking people, what TV show should I download? I downloaded all of Traders. I don't know what that's doing in my phone. Just get it on my phone. Traders. I mean I could. Traders is wild. I, I'm watching the new season. Bob, the drab drag queen is an absolute star. Okay, second complaint for me and this is it. And then I'll get to you. These are going to be a little bit more streamlined. You know, the promise is 20 minutes, we'll get to 20. But I'm just saying, you know, I'm on the road. You get it, you get it, you get it. I'll be back Wednesday. Oh, in other announcements, Wednesdays, chitchat Wednesdays, I'm ahead. So we have chit chat Wednesdays all the way through my trip. And also this will come out, I guess the day after my New Zealand show. But Melbourne, Sydney, Brisbane, Adelaide, Newcastle, if you know anyone in those areas, send them my stuff, let them know, please. I would love that. And the other thing is there's a YouTube. We put up a new YouTube every Saturday we meet V&I the Jtrade Industries here. I love those clips. I, I'm really having fun putting those up. However they do, they do. But you guys are the okps, the original key players. You guys are the ones I can speak to directly. If you go to my YouTube, just like it, comment, show some love there. It means it costs you nothing. Means everything to me. So second complaint and this will be again, we will expand on this on this, on Patreon, I posted everything I ate. Someone asked me like the food stuff on my travel, you know that during the 24 hours of travel, because I was going Delta 1 and I had access to the Delta 1 Lounge, they want to know what's the meals, which is of interest to me as well. I love hearing what people order. I love looking at a menu and then comparing what I would get to what they would get. This is something that I have interest in. And when I have interest in it, I believe I'm not that fucking special and someone else is gonna have interest in it. So I posted something along the lines of I'm watching the sunrise in fucking New Zealand. The sunrise, look at this. Well, it's like a summer sunrise. You know how it has that, like. I mean, I'm looking directly at the sun. I might lose my vision. So I posted all this food. You know, what I ate. And the eating schedule of flying is out of sorts. My mom responds, you ate all of that? And it's like, if someone posts what they ate, let's leave the comment on the amount out of it. We did it, it's done, it's over. There's no going back. You wait all. No, I'm lying. I didn't eat all that. I posted this for shits and gigs to see how people would react. You got me. I was lying the whole time. I had one cracker on the way to la. You. Yeah, I ate all that also. I didn't eat. And, you know, then I get defensive. I'm like, I want to. I'm not going to write it to my. I'm not even going to acknowledge it from my mom. But there is that thought. Like, for half a second, I'm like, I want to, like, type back, like, whoa, I didn't eat, because I knew I was going to the Delta Lounge. And then I didn't eat here and I didn't eat there. It's like, there's no explanation when someone's first reaction is, you ate all that? That's done. It's over. That's their opinion. And it's like, if you do think that, if someone tells you what they got and you're commenting on the amount, what are you trying to bring them down? What's the goal here? Where are they gonna go? Oh, I'll be better next time, I swear. I was pretty hungry. I've had a tough week. What do you want? What do you want back? That's what I always wonder from these questions that annoy me. What do you want back? What's the goal here? And you know what? Most people don't think of the goal, you know, to give. I'm not sitting here thinking, my mom was like, oh, I'm gonna let him know that that's a lot of food so that next time he won't eat as much. I know she's not doing that. And no one thinks about you. You ate all that food. Oh, my God. How are you even walking? You probably shit for 30 hours. So those are my complaints. Ticks off Tuesday, every Tuesday here in the jcu, the J Train cinematic universe. I got three complaints. I'm going to read them. I'm going to complain with you before we do 1st date 101 don't stink. Make sure you're staying fresh with Lumi. So I brought Lumi on the road. Lumi. Here's my personal endorsement of Lumi deodorant. I was wearing Lumi deodorant in New York and then did a 25, 26 hour travel day that took me to Auckland, New Zealand. I showered when I got in the room and that was like probably 28 hours after leaving. No stink wearing Lumi. 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About two weeks before Valentine's Day, I told my husband that I'd like some of my favorite. It is always tough when it's like it's your husband or your wife is your compl. Like you gotta now you gotta. That's who they are. They fucked up Valentine's Day. I guess we'll wait till next year. About two weeks before Valentine's Day, I told my husband that I'd like some of my favorite chocolates from See's Candies. I know C's, you know, Sees it tells you something about marketing that I can see the handwriting, the font which See's Candies use. I don't know where Ceez is from. I. Is it San Francisco? I said that would be a great Valentine's Day gift to me. You have a right if I don't know what happens the rest of this email. But you have made as a guy who. Not a great gift guy, not a, you know, I. With relationships. You've made things so easy on him. All he has to do is get is go on Google seize candies and I'm sure they have like a dressed up version of their normal thing for Valentine's Day. Not to. I'm not trying to. Your husband fucking hates me right now. I'm just telling you I'm not trying to get you divorced. I'm just saying you did a mitzvah here the day before February 13th. He asked me about the chocolate, saying, what was the name of the place again? It's funny. Like, we had a major storm come that day and they said no non essential travel. So I laughed and said it would be impossible. I wasn't really, really mad. Well, I'd rather you just be like, what the. Than I'm not mad, just disappointed. No, I. No non essential travel. Okay, I. Listen, I know you got a storm. Here's the part that ticked me off. I went to work. I'm a middle school teacher and in homeroom I was asking the students if they were doing anything special for Valentine's Day. And one of the sixth grade boys said he got his girlfriend, quote unquote, a box of chocolates from See's candy. Oh my God. The sixth grader's doing better than your husband. How is it that an 11 year old boy can get chocolates from candy? From the chocolates from candy for. How is it that an 11 year old boy can get chocolates from Seas Candy for his girlfriend. Yet my 37 year old husband struggles. Signed jealous of an 11 year old girl. This is hilarious. This is why you got to get angry right away. Like I would be. This is, this is exactly. I was, as I'm reading this I'm like, I was like man, just say you're angry because if I'm the husband I want to get this done now let's get this over with. I don't need the, the, the balloon pop because that's what this is. You the little 11 year old boy in homeroom. What are you doing? Valentine's Day by my girlfriend sees candies Stephen. Like I just imagined you just exploding on these kids. The kids in the class were probably like wow miss you know miss miss hugging kiss is really in a mood today. I wonder what happened little they know. It's like this little kid in the corner eating a Seas Candies is making you angry. Oh I'm with you. This is annoying. It's annoying because you made it so easy on him. I'm in. Listen in this day and age like to just go online seas candy.com the day you say it. And let me just say to your husband what up brother? Because you and I, we ain't that far apart. I listen, I'm not, I'm saying this single alone in New Zealand with surrounded by, you know, by you know, a room that I, I, I have to make. No I have to, don't I I listen, I, there's no thought in my brain of anyone else but myself except you the listener obviously. So I, I'm, I'm not, not to crush your husband. But yeah, this is frustrating and it's especially frustrating because this little kid for him to get See's candy compared how is it 11 year old can get chocolates from See's candy for his girlfriend yet my 37 year old husband struggles an 11 year old to get See's candy. That is actually like a journey that's like you know honey, I shrunk the kids when they shrink them down and they're in the it's like for him. For the kid it's like being shrunken and have to travel. Like for him it's an odyssey. Your husband, it's like three clicks at a computer. Your husband with Apple pay he could have done it on his phone in between like jerk off sections to sessions to his favorite porn and sorry to make this work. You're like he's jerking off to porn too. I'm sorry. I'm just saying that's the frustrating part. Like this kid had to Prepare. And he's 11. It's not even like he's trying to get sex from this. He just wants the affection of his, of someone he really likes. He did this for the most pure reasons. Your husband didn't do shit. This is the more I think about it, because this kid had to. At 11 years old, he had to fight through the embarrassment of like, hey, he has no money. He has his tooth fairy money. Okay? So his mom is like, what do you want to do today? And he's like, I gotta get See's candies for my girlfriend. And the mom's like, like, if I told my mom that, she'd be like, who's your girlfriend? Who you like. He's gotta deal with his mom asking him questions. Who you like. And then he's gotta be vulnerable. He's gotta admit to this. And then the mom has to go, I got things to do today. I don't have time to go to the candy store. And then he's gotta go, mom, I really gotta go. Because it's coming up. It's like, you know, Valentine's Day is in. Is in two months. We gotta get any. So this may have been months of preparation from this 11 year old when your husband couldn't even do like, literally. I could probably order it. Let me see how long. I can't believe I'm spending this much time on this. I'm. I just did four clicks on my computer. See's Candy. Candy for every occasion. Sweet candy company. Okay, so now we click. That's like five clicks. And then there's a. All products shop candy, Popular gifts. Okay. Gift sets and bundles. And it says gift boxes. Here's gift boxes. And you could your pick. Pick your sticks. You can get. It's literally. This would have cost him 30 bucks and 10 minutes of time. Do they wrap stuff? He could go to corporate gifts. No, that's not gonna help him. In his defense, the website is a little bit confused. Confusing. I am so on your side. I'm sorry. This is one of those things that like, I would do the same as your husband. And then I'd be like, man, I would laugh at myself at how easy. Show this to him. I mean they have a blog. You can contact them. This, this little kid doesn't even have a phone. And he's like going on his like, you know, it's like the movie Toy Story. Like the toys have to like make it back to the house. And like for any like normal adult it's like hop in the car and it's done. But for the toys it is like this Homer's odyssey journey and that's like this 11 year old like for him to get these seas candy on the day of Valentine's Day for his girlfriend, quote unquote, where there's no sex to be had. Like the Good for this kid. Good for this kid. I'm sorry this happened. Rest in peace to your husband, Jared. I recently started listening to J Train after being a U up listener for years. Needed something to put my brain on the shelf every morning after unsubscribing from all the political podcasts I used to listen to. Thank you so much for filling my podcast void. I got you, I got you. I have a ticked off Tuesday. I mean, is this not the perfect podcast to put your brand on the shelf? If I do pat myself on the back, it drives me crazy when people use reply all irresponsibly. I could not agree more. And I have something to add to this. For example, my project coordinator just emailed my team at work, including around 10 people to ask for their availability availability for interviewing someone over the next week. And I immediately respond to just her saying I'm free at all those times. I've now gotten around 10 emails this morning from folks with folks doing reply all with their availability. Yeah, no, stop it. They should be fired. Including my boss asking some people for clarification. People offering to cancel doctor's appointments for this, which I also think is objective crazy. Anyways, I don't understand why people can't just email back our coordinator so she can do her job, collect all the info, then send out the time that works for everyone versus sending a thousand emails to the entire thread with everyone's availability. Thanks for the laughs. Claire, let me talk to you. Claire. Claire, you, you have never been more right. Sometimes when people reply all, I'm like, do you have a life? Like, do you, do you have things to do? Do you have like other things going on? Like, I kind of feel badly for them. I said in the beginning. And I add to this. Can you imagine this happens in comedy world where like a club will email the whole roster they have and the roster is like seven, you know, it's like years long and it'll be like, hey, we're doing the, you know, the holiday party. Or they'll be like sending your veils for this week. Like the clubs in New York work differently than the ones on the road. When I Come to place like New Zealand or I go to a club like in Alpharetta that I was just at, or I'm coming to Rochester and Nashville. Here's a chance for plugs. Morris Plains, New Jersey. When I go to these places, an agent, like reaches out. We make a deal. There's like a, you know, financial deal that's made and you go back and forth and you come to. You come to a contract with New York City. The clubs are all kind of their own, you know, nation states. So you like the seller. I email the seller is the best one because they just know how to do it. And you're never. But there's other clubs where I've ended up on like these reply all situations where it's like you get into it with a bunch of people who think they're funny and have a lot of time in their hands. Oh, my God. It is like. And it's like inside jokes and you're like, do you have anything going on? Is this really what you're doing? You're writing to, you know, a billion people. Your. Your one joke about how the. The. About how the person fucked up by not doing bcc. That's my least favorite version of this. When someone has to write reply all to everyone that the person initially should have bcc. Everyone, like, we know, let it go. Let the person, that person feels like shit. Don't ruin all our days by having to open another email. No, I'm with you. And it just, it's weirdly makes me sad for the people who write back to everyone that don't understand this. We got one more. It's a ticked off Tuesday. J Train Feather Feather, longtime fan of the show. All your stand up. I saw you at the Cellar. Your most recent special at Town hall. Thank you so much. Always hilarious. My ticked off Tuesday is about your ticked off Tuesday from last week about the super bowl halftime show. Okay, let's go. You are right that the Kendrick show was not for everyone, but I'm ticked off at everyone complaining about it like never happened before. Okay. I'm not a Super bowl halftime historian. I'm probably going to go year for year. I'm not. I also have never complained about a Super bowl halftime show. I just go, that's the show. And okay. You know, I guess my complaint about the super bowl halftime show was people taking their feelings on a show, which is fine. We're all entitled to watch something and go, not for me. Or I didn't understand it. That could also be a response. I didn't understand it. I even said on that complaint, like, I did listen to the daily episode where they kind of like, gave. They coached you up on the. The feud between Drake and Kendrick Lamar, and that was a big part of it as well. So I can understand someone who, if I didn't have that knowledge, I would feel on the outside of what was going on. So. But I've never. I. My complaint was more. And I hope this came through, this idea that you have that is somehow that everyone has to connect it to. If you didn't get it, you didn't want to get it, so you're evil. Or if you didn't get, you know, this was politicized. I don't know. It just. It's like, that's a lot of exhaustion when I'm just sitting there drunk watching a show. This. This is not the first. This is just the first time it's happened to white boomers and they can't handle it. Okay. I'm ticked off at boomers acting like everything has to cater them all the time. You can't seriously tell me that the whole Bruce Springsteen and Tom Petty were all for everyone. I did land on the. I mean, I did talk about this with the age thing. And I do think we have to admit, I'm not disagreeing with you. I mean, they. The boomers can't handle anything. And I'll give you a great a story. Ish. If I'm trying to remember, as I'm talking about this, about this, they don't seem to have or a lot. Again, this is a generalization, an awareness. You know, it's like the people that call themselves old, but then, like, aren't willing to, like, act old. You're like, yeah, you're out. This wasn't for you. The time is over. Like, Tony Kornheiser is really good about this. On his podcast where he talks about watching the Grammys and being like, it wasn't made for me, which is. He's like. And he. And he kind of admits to, like, I'm not the customer anymore. That's okay. I think there's like, a tough thing for them where they're, like, not handling, not being the customer anymore. I mean, look at how long the boomers work for. Look, the idea that I'll retire when I'm ready, and it's like, you know, 30 years ago, that age group was retired, not working, done. If we can have nearly dead rock stars 30 years past their prime to keep the boomers happy, then we can have Kendrick Perform the Grammy song of the Year, Not Like Us, and songs off an album that's been in the Billboard top five since its release. Gnx. I don't. It's one of the songs. Maybe the boomers can take their own advice and listen to some real music that's actually being made now. Best heckler for the halftime haters. Listen, I'm with you as far as the boomers not really being able to let go of. They're not the cater to audience, and that's hard because it's in their name. They are the. They were such a large demographic that any company. And again, this is a corporate thing. This is ads. And that was kind of like the point of my rant after the super bowl is like, we do have to acknowledge that this. The ads were made for. I mean, when the ads are made for boomers and then the halftime show is made for non boomers, I can see how they were like, what. What just happened there. So let me empathize on it. But I agree with you. I'll tell this story. I was in Alpharetta, Georgia, and I took a. I took an Uber from. I forgot to tell this on. I should have told this on Patreon. I took an Uber from the club after the show to the. To a bar to go have a drink. And the Uber driver was this like, boomer white dude. And that's fine. I mean, and he was very nice at first. And he's like, who's the. Who's. You know, he picked me up from a comedy club. And he goes, who's the show? And I said, you're talking to him. And then I'm trying. I wish I would remember better. But we had this weird conversation. He's talking about, well, I gotta check you out. Are you on YouTube? I go, you can go on Netflix. You got Netflix? He's like, I got Netflix. I was like, great. He's like, oh, that's so cool. He was very nice. And as he's being very nice, he's like, yeah, I could. You know, he said, we get into some conversation about, like, you know, us boomers, we just don't care. We just don't care. And I go, well. And I'm like, being agreeable. And I go, yeah, you don't. You know, I think, you know, you guys. I said something along the lines. I was like, yeah, everyone's fun at a show. I mean, most comedy shows are just great. I think it's overplayed. Everyone offended. He's like, no, but us Boomers, we don't care at all. And he's almost. And I'm like, dude, don't you hear yourself caring about how much you want me to think you don't care? Like, I. He's like. When they say, you know, okay, Boomer, I'm always like, what? And he's, like, getting mad, like. But not, like, outwardly angry. He's just, like, proving the point that, like. And I'm like, yeah, you do care. You absolutely care. And I think this is where I think your complaint and my complaint kind of interact. And where I'm complaining with you is like, you know, just admit you're out of the game. You're not this. You're not. You're. You're not the mainstream. It's okay. But I do think we. I do think we. The commercials. I mean, the commercials, they were made for them, so I can understand where they're like, what. What just fucking happened? But, no, this guy on the way back from Alpharetta, I was like, he's like, no, we don't care at all. We. We. You know, my generation, we don't care about anything. It's like, can we just agree you do care? It seems like you guys get pretty mad at the, okay, Boomer thing. Every time I say Boomer on stage ever, I see people in the crowd like, what, is he gonna make fun of us? And it's like, listen, no one likes to be made fun of. It doesn't. I don't care what age you are. But this idea that it's the same thing, people. I'm from Jersey, so we're big assholes. I don't know. How about you're just an asshole and you happen to be from Jersey, so, yeah, I'm with you. They. This surprise that. The halftime show. How could the halftime show not be what I thought it would be? But I'm 72, and it's like, if you can't. If you. If someone helped you with your Netflix password, let's just agree you might not get the halftime show that, like, I get the. The shock. That's where I'm with you. The shit. I've totally changed my mind. The shock that you didn't get it. You really. You thought you were going to get everything. You thought the whole. You thought you were the center of culture at the moment, and it's this thing, because a lot of them admit that they're old and they're out of the game, but then they don't. It's an action. Speak louder. Than words thing. They don't want to, like, loosen the grip. I mean, look at the politicians. They're all 100 years old. You're like, what's going on? What, are we in Rome? Well, fun ticked off. Tuesday, the sun is fully in the sky. It is summertime. Listen, if you're sitting in the winter in America, good luck to you, back next week, boom.