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I know you're angry. It's Tuesday and it has no feel. The weekend was fun. You're still hungover from the eating and next weekend is too far away. What will you do with your day? It's time to get ticked off. Complain with your gripe. Right now, your friend Uncle J Train is here to tell you that you're right. It's a Ticked off Tuesday. Ticked Off Tuesday. You're angry and you don't even know why. Enjoy this podcast. It'll help you get to Friday. Hello and welcome to the J Train podcast. This is J Train Jared Freed coming to live from Boca. That's right, it's a ticked off Tuesday. Are you angry? Are you mad? Right into the J Train podcast with your complaint and I will complain with you now. Today's Ticked off Tuesday. Four complaints. I got four complaints. Three are from Patreon. So if you're a Patreon subscriber, you get first dibs. Patreon.com Jared Freed, you get coffee with J Train every Friday, which is like a diary. I basically, I put up my soul every Friday. Not really. I tell stories from the week and then if you want to be involved in Ticked off Tuesday, you just comment on that podcast on the Patreon app. That's how it works. So five bucks a month, you can sign up for that. Also, I'm on the road. Portland, Oregon. That's right. This weekend we start off the year quickly. Portland, Oregon. And then I'm gonna be in Phoenix and then Montreal and then New Zealand, Australia. That whole tour is happening. And then Rochester, New York. Jared free.com Jared free.com Assemble the group chat. I'm doing new material. It's a little, it's a little, it's a little loose. That's kind of the fun of it. It will be a good show. I did a bunch of shows last week at the Cellar. Got some premises out there. I think I'm heading in in a direction. So that's my really lukewarm sell of the shows. But it'll be a fun night. I'll make sure it's great. And other than that, I. I'm in Boca. Happy New Year. It is New Year's Eve. It is New Year's Eve. Here's what I. Here's my ticked off Tuesday. And I got, I got a couple. They're very. You know, this used to be called the Luxury Lounge because you could come in here and complain about anything you want. It's still the same premise. I just found that the Luxury Lounge didn't really speak to people who didn't listen to it. Once you got it, you got it. Though I didn't think it was good branding, but maybe I was wrong. I don't know. So the whole point of the luxury lounge is you could come in here and complain and no one could say, well, there's bigger issues in the world. And that's the point here. Complain about anything. I will find a way to agree with you or see your side of things. That is the whole premise. And if you want to send it in, you don't want to sign for Patreon j train podcast gmail.com. we also have a Instagram account that I would love for you to follow at J Train Podcast. So I'm in Boca and my parents have gone on their own vacation. So I'm just here living like a retired person. I am living. I mean, this is a little bit of a preview of coffee with J Train. That'll come Friday. But the complaints from here are gonna be. I mean, my first complaint. Well, I have a New Year's complaint. I hate it is New Year's Eve. There is nothing that bothers me more than people who talk shit about New Year's resolutions. I don't think it's an interesting take. I think they think they sound counter culture because you're going against this thing that has gone on since the beginning of New Year's ever. You know, I think they think they sound like they're like. I think sometimes people opt for miserable and think that they're like Larry David. But I have never heard a complaint about a New Year's resolution that I'm, like, impressed with. I think because you're going to be right. Most resolutions will not, oh, I'm not going to lose the weight. Well, how about I try? How about I take a shot at it? And if I last for two weeks this year, that is better than me not try. If I last for two weeks this year on my weight loss journey, that's better than no weeks at all. So can we just all cut the crap with, oh, I'm going to do a resolution. Yeah, I'm going to try. I'm going to try and do better this year. I'm going to try and be a better person. I'm going to try and feel better in my clothes. Can you. Can you just sit and. And you know what? I'm probably gonna fail. You win. You're right. I don't like a take where eventually you will be right. Oh, we're Gonna do our New Year's resolution. Yeah, I'm trying. I'm sorry. Yeah, it won't work out. I just think a New Year's resolution is. Is. Is a worthwhile endeavor. And talking shit on it is, like, the least risque of takes. There is no risk in saying to someone that they won't lose the weight they'd like to lose this year. Because you know what? They probably won't. You did it. You told fatty Jared that he's gonna still be a fatty. You win. And I think the whole point of resolutions is, like, what if it does work? That's my real overriding New Year's Eve complaint. Other than that, I'm pretty happy I golf this morning. I do have a complaint about the golf. They have these, like, huts here, and they're strewn about the course. And the huts have, like, a fridge with, like, a bunch of drinks in it. It's actually. It's wonderful. It's like an oasis. And it's got drinks, it's got ice, it's got water cups. All things. I love cups and ice. My two favorite things in the world. And it also has little, like, drawer fridges. And each. There's like, six drawers, and each of them has this, like, treasure trove of snacks. And you don't know what's going to be there Sometimes. You know, one drawer has a kind bar, another has chips. Yeah, they put chips in the fridge. Another has edamame. You know, the. The crunchy edamame. Another one has RX bars, which I like because I can do that. Like, I don't like to eat before I golf. So that's kind of like a good replacement of a breakfast. So these oasis huts are wonderful. Here's the issue. They have bathrooms, his and hers. There's a code to get in the bathroom. Why on earth would they lock those bathrooms? Who is. I'm in a. I'm in a gated community, so I just don't understand who's getting through the gates to go to the bathroom at one of these huts that are literally hidden on the golf course. In what world is there a necessity to put a code on these doors? Also, if I'm going to the bathroom while golfing, let's just consider it an emergency situation. Let's consider it me running hand over anus. Why would we make this process slower at all? Now, I'm not a fan of. Of codes at any bathroom. I think that is. I don't want to go ask the person for the key. I don't Want to go ask for the code? Please, I'm not Oliver Twist. Please, I have to. Diarrhea. Diarrhea. You know, if you know the scene. That was very funny. If you don't know the scene, you're like, why did he do a voice on diarrhea? You are lost. It's okay, it's okay. We'll get you back. I just don't get it. I get. So here's the thing. I'm always a little less angry at the code on the door at the Starbucks because I don't know what it's like to deal with a homeless population that comes into the bathroom and may make a. Make a ruckus of the place. So I can't get angry about something I don't ever have to deal with. I don't know what could be happening here at a gated community where these bathrooms need a lock. I have no idea. The feedback could be, well, what if a person, you know, sets up shop in there and lives in there? I guess. But I would assume if that person, if someone was looking to set up shop in a bathroom on a country club golf course, they were gonna do that anyways. And also you deal with that. The one time that could happen, you would call the police and you would figure that out. I just don't understand the codes in the bathroom. It bothers me. I mean, you're like, jared, what happened today? Did this bothered you so much? I'm the one running to the bathroom like, oh, I gotta go. And then like, what's this code? And then I was like, I was just putting in numbers. We're here on a ticked off Tuesday. I got four complaints. It is New Year's Eve. I hope you have a wonderful New Year's Eve. I hope you are safe and enjoy and do the proper transportation. I don't know why the feel the need to say that. I just, I do feel the need. Just. It is just, you know, the whole amateur night thing. I think, I don't. I'm not a big talk shit on New Year's Eve guy because I'm out most nights anyways as the entertainer that I am. So I see most people having their amateur night most weeks of the year. I think if you're at a place where people are annoying and you're like, look, it's amateur night, isn't that your fault? Didn't you choose the place you went to? At what age do you realize that the hundred dollars, all you could drink bar probably not going to have the time you want. If you listen to this on New Year's Eve, good for you. I'm going to be sitting at a bar, cheers in the moon. So cheers to you. If you cheers at a moon, you're cheersing at the same moon as me. One sponsor this week and then we will get to the complaints. Neutrophil, I'm just going to say this. I have, I have great hair. Okay. Neutrophil doesn't speak to me. If you're sitting there looking at your hair in the mirror and not feeling great, this could be your answer. And we're gonna give you some free money towards that answer. So it's time to put your hair issues to rest with Nutrafol. Nutrafol is the number one dermatologist recommended hair growth supplement brand trusted by over 1 million people. See thicker, stronger, faster growing hair with less shedding in just three to six months with Nutrafol. 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It's couple specific. It's. Do I trust them to throw a good time? What's the groups going? Who gonna be there as. As become a meme. I don't know if that's a meme anymore. You know, you go, let's hang out. Well, who gonna be there? I think that has a little to do with my excitement level for a wedding. I want to know your thoughts on a wedding in January in Florida. We live in a cold climate, so we have been dressing for winter for a while now all of a sudden, in the middle of winter, we need beach bodies again. Yeah, this is, this is a point. This goes back to what makes me excited for wedding. I do think you're as excited for a wedding as you are excited to put on the clothes you're going to wear at the wedding. I think those are. Maybe that's just for me. You're like, Jared, you're fucked up. You got body issues. I. Okay, maybe I do. And if you're like me, I think if I know the suit is going to fit, this tux is going to fit. I'm going to look and feel great. I mean, we've done so many sponsor post for Indochino and. And I'm not this. They don't even sponsor this episode. But like, that is the reason for a made to order suit that, like, you. You don't have to think because this person is doing what I would do, I'd be like, oh, my God, I gotta get the suit out. It's January. I just spent like the whole month of December eating my face off, not thinking of anything. Like, I. Right now, I might go to the gym after this. I. I don't know. But then I'm like, whatever, it's New Year's. So I understand. You get into January and you're like, this is the month I want to like, hibernate and I want to come out in March, a beautiful swan. You know, I want to like, I'm going to be the caterpillar now and then. I'm going to be a beautiful butterfly in a couple months. But this is like caterpillar time. So I understand where you're. What you're saying. I would say it's nice to get the break to get away from the cold climate. So like a January wedding for Florida. I wouldn't want an August wedding in Florida. The best time to go to Florida is actually March. March and October, like the two times. Because October, it's just gotten cold. March, it's like still you want it to be warmer than it is wherever you are. I'm in this particular wedding too, and the bridesmaid dresses are not forgiving. I am sorry. I'm so pissed that I have to worry about my diet and exercise during Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Year's. You're doing more than I ever would. I. I hear you. Now after all the holiday spending, we have to spend more for another celebration. I. Yeah, I get it. Anything in January is just not something you're looking forward to. It is ruining the holidays for me. Not to mention the bride is acting like she's doing us all a huge favor by having it in Florida even though none of us live there. We all have to take off of work and play, pay for our flights and hotels. I'm hoping you have some thoughts in this, especially the holiday eating. Lol. Well, you know your podcaster well, feather, feather and ungrateful bitch made. I've already. I've already agreed and seen your point of, like, how this could. You know, you do all the stuff in December. Eating, drinking, the holly and merriment of it all. Because you go January, I can disappear. I can go into my cocoon and I can come out a beautiful butterfly in March. But at least I have January where I can. And that's kind of the whole thing. In December, you spend the whole month going January. We'll figure it out when all this stuff stops, when the phone stops ringing, we can get quiet. I'll be. I'll be off the booze. Listen, the. The no alcohol January, dry January. That's where this all comes from. I hear you. Here's another point that I'm annoyed for you. This is something that really bothers me about weddings and about the people throwing the weddings is this, you're doing us a favor attitude. You wrote that in your email. And that like, hit like that, like hit a nerve for me because this happens a lot where the brides especially, but the grooms too, they want to hear how excited you are for the wedding. So in their attempt to get you to tell them the thing they want you to tell them, they're going, oh, aren't you excited to be away from the cold in January? Aren't you happy we're doing the wedding in January in Florida? Aren't you so excited? Aren't you so pumped? And you have to go and you got to give them what you want they want because they're your friend and you gotta lie to them. Oh, no. My God. Thank you. Oh, thank you so much for doing us this favor. Thank you. I always wanted a vacation in January in Florida with your aunt, and this happens with all weddings. It's not. So that is the complaint. Like, other than the original complaint. January weddings, the need to get validation that everyone is excited. No, no, no. This is something we are doing to keep the friendship afloat. We will have fun once we get there. There's gonna be food, there's gonna be booze, there's gonna be a band. There's gonna be, you know, we're all happy once we're at the wedding. But don't make me do this song and dance leading in as if this is something I was hoping to do. I'm dealing with your wedding until I get there and I go, wow, I'm happy I'm here. And then I leave and I go, that was nice to see my friends. That is the level of excitement I have for any wedding. If I'm. If I'm more excited, let's just let me come to you with that information. I don't need the bride, the groom. Oh, my God. Aren't you happy we're throwing this in January? You can get away from the cold. Well, maybe I like the cold. Maybe I like that I don't have to worry about my putting on a tux. Maybe I like that I can put my sweatpants for a month. You ruined my cocoon season. Now I got to come out of the cocoon earlier than I assumed. And I ain't no butterfly. That's a fun song lyric. I ain't no butterfly. Leave me in my cocoon. I ain't no butterfly. J train, podcastmail.com. we're here on a ticked off Tuesday. New Year's eve. New Year's Eve, 2025. Crazy. I'm old. Ticked off Tuesday. Congrats on the special taping, Jared. Thank you, Feather. Feather. Love all that you do. Thank you. Getting right to it. My girlfriend and I took a JetBlue flight home from PBI to JFK on Sunday. Okay, PBI Palm Beach International, JFK, the New York Airport. I get it. I know both of these airports well. We endured the most bizarre flight attendant behavior I have ever witnessed. Okay, buckle up, listeners. The flight takes off without any issues, but the seatbelt buckle sign is on for probably the first 45 minutes to an hour of the flight. Mind you, this flight is only about two and a half hours total. Everything they have said is correct so far. Naturally, people have to pee. Some passengers get up and go to use the bathroom, disregarding the seatbelt light. I have been known to do this. The flight attendant comes on and reprimands the entire plane. She gave a whole speech and verbatim said, do as we say, not as we do. I mean, are they up and around? Listen, there are flights I've been on where they're like the captain comes on and goes, we are asking all the flight attendants to sit. We're gonna go through some bumpy air and please do not get up. I've had that announcement and I'm always okay with it. I'm not jumping out of my seat during those times. But if we've taken off and we're almost settling and I gotta go, I have gotten up before that light goes off. Now, if this just happened once, I probably would just giggled about it. But she came on the speaker at least two more times to repeat this. Do as we say, not as we do. I don't want to be. I'm with you. I don't want to be talk to as if this is my parents and, and, and I. When it doesn't work the first time. How about we chill out and find a new messaging. She also was saying part of the reason they had the light still on was so that the flight crew could hand out snacks and drinks. And I promise and quote, I promise you the cabin will be yours as soon as we're done. This sounds like a crew who has had it. And I, I, I will. Actually there's. I have a theory to top off this weird experience of being reprimanded throughout the flight. JetBlue wouldn't stop interrupting the show I was watching on their TVs to ask if I wanted to participate in a survey or to promote their credit card. They do that on their TVs. All in all, I spent the flight kicking myself for not booking Delta. Well, as a Delta Stan myself, this is, I don't, I, I'm not happy to hear this. I do think like I listen the flight announcements. I get it, you gotta interrupt the tv. But what surveys how about you send me an email afterwards, Let me watch my movie, Let me watch the live TV. JetBlue. All they do is promote is the satellite TV. They were the first ones really to do it. Satellite tv. Watch what you want, choose your movies. Well, how about you let me do it? A survey. Their credit card. The credit card would annoy me more than the survey because. Wow, okay. Well, the. It's like we know too much to know. Like these credit cards, they. I think there was like an article about like, Delta is like more of a credit card company than an airline. Like, the money they make from the credit cards is like propping up the whole thing. I don't know. I'm talking out of my ass a little bit right now, but I remember that being like an article. So like now they're all like, oh, we gotta get that credit card money. Also. We've got our credit cards, we're done. We charge on the flight. I don't know one credit card commercial that has ever spoken to me. I don't know the letters, I don't know the numbers, the percentages. They say. I have no idea what the fuck they're talking about. I don't understand anyone who does understand what they're talking about. When I got my credit card, it was because I was told, do this, get this, because it goes with Delta. And honestly, I could be losing. I don't know. I'm just gonna go with it so that I don't question everything I've ever thought to exist. But I have to say, this is annoying. I don't. So my theory. You said you want PBI to jfk. I actually think I was told by a flight attendant once that they like cannot stand flying in and out of New York. Like that. They are like. And I have noticed that when you board a flight that's going to Des Moines, my go to random town that I like to use when you go. When you board a Floyd flight that's going to Des Moines, it is easy breezy, no one's standing. It's a way less issues and anxiety than the ones going to and from the Northeast, jfk, nyc. And it gets even more anxious and more crazy when you do that Palm beach to New York flight. It is. I notice it as a flyer, the Southeast Florida to northeast New York area. It's a tougher customer. So I think what's going on here, and it's annoying, but it's like, think what they're. They're going. I think they have had. Have had it with this route. And I'm laughing because they're dealing with, like, people like my parents and me. And everyone on that flight thinks that they're the genius who gets up before the light goes on so they can use the bathroom. So I think this is them getting ahead, which is annoying. You're just doing your thing. You're on the flight, and it's like you've done nothing wrong. But because they've dealt with so many Palm beach to New York flights, they're going, uh, we aren't. No, I'm not. They probably say, every time we do this route, 40 people stand up the minute we take off. We can't have it. Let's get ahead of it. And the more they get ahead of it, the more annoying it is. So I think I. That is my theory is that they are treating this route because. Harshly, because of how it has performed in the past. Go look at. Go. If you're ever been to Palm beach airport, go look at the gate to Atlanta and go look at the gate to JFK and LaGuardia. One is like, you know, you know, easy, breezy. You first know. You first know you ma'am. The other one is, what zone are they boarding? So I do understand that this is a little bit them getting ahead, which is annoying. Ticked off Tuesday. J train podcast@gmail.com J train podcast@gmail.com My Ticked Off Tuesdays and my boyfriend expected me to wrap my Christmas gift from him. That is not how it works. No, that is not a gift you need. Part of the fun of a gift is the unwrapping. See what's inside, see the surprise, the. Oh, my God. The putting it together. That is what. At that point, don't do gifts. I've wrapped every single other gift from us. Is it too much to ask that he put a small amount of effort into wrapping mine? No, it is not. That's crazy. Why wrap it? You're the one unwrapping it. There's no reason. I guess you're just gonna say, I've never done a Christmas. But I guess the idea is, like, it would be under the tree. So maybe you're with your family and you're bringing it over your family's place. You put it on the tree there. I don't know. It's all. It makes something like that feel more ridiculous. And. No. It's currently December 21st and I'm sitting, still sitting in a box unwrapped and still sitting in a box unwrapped. No, this is, I don't think you've given the gift if you don't wrap it. Well, just put it in a bag. That looks nice. I think here, here's the frustrating part. He is self conscious that he doesn't know how to wrap gifts and he doesn't want someone looking at the tree and going, what toddler wrapped that one? And it's like, oh, that's your boy. That's the boyfriend. So he knows you do it nice. But he's skipping this whole thing in service of him feeling self conscious and avoiding feeling self conscious. He is now forcing you to ruin your own gift. And that's a step too far. He's kind of. He is putting. It is selfish. If I'm to be, if I'm to be honest and blunt, this is a selfish act because he is taking away from you the joy of unwrapping and being surprised by the gift because he is self conscious of how his wrapping would look. So his feelings are going ahead of your feelings, and this is not right. And listen, I. You might be playing this for him right now. I'm not asking you to break up with him. I'm asking him to listen to a unbiased third party. I'm not trying to, like, you know, make this relationship harder. But I'm telling you, this is stupidity. This is more embarrassing than a bad rapping job. Get a bag with a bow on it. You don't even have to wrap it. That would work too. He's not thinking of the other options. And listen, my, my message to the listener, the emailer, if they put it in a bag and they put a bow in it, let's be happy with that. You know, some of us don't make the bed and, you know, put the corners under. I haven't wrapped a gift in years. Yeah, I don't even know. I would put it in the bag. I would put in the bag, put a bow on it, put a card on the bag. And, and if someone got upset with that, that it wasn't wrapped, I would be writing into ticked off Tuesday. That would be my complaint. So thin line between doing a good job and being complained about. If I'm this guy, take the note, apologize, maybe you get another little tiny thing and you wrap it and you show that, you know, to show that you've. That you've lived and learned. But I do think this is like deeper than just, oh, I wanna. You are wrapping a gift for you to unwrap. That's crazy. Let's just talk about how this is crazy. And you go, well, then don't even do the gift. No, the gift has to go underneath the tree. It's gotta be there. That's why you're doing this. There's a reason for this insanity. The reason isn't insane. The reason is actually normal. You're doing a family again, I'm making an assumption. But you're doing a family Christmas. There's gotta be gifts under the tree. You guys go over, you bring all your gifts out of the car, you put them underneath with all the other gifts. But that. That is whether you think. If you think that's insane, you think all holidays are insane. But that's the. That is the. The reality we live in. So do the right thing based on this reality, which is wrap a gift so your girlfriend can unwrap it and doesn't have to lose out on the spirit of Christmas. This is the spirit of Christmas. Last one ticked off Tuesday. Sign up for Patreon if you want to be involved with ticked off Tuesday. Patreon.com Jared Freed okay, my ticked off Tuesday happened to occur at a Marriott Bonvoy, the Westin in Seattle. So I am a Bonvoy guy. I got the other ones too, but this is the one I really lean on. I'm using points, if you're listening. On New Year's Eve, I have used my points. I cashed them in to get a nice hotel in Miami Beach. It worked. It all went according to plan. When I check in at a Bonvoy, they go, do you want the points or do you want the breakfast? I'm like, give me the points. And now I'm sitting pretty on the beach. So that is bought. It all worked during our stay. Also, the Weston I would put in the group of the Sheridan, where it's there, like a little bit above. Like, I would put it. You know, it's not the Fairfield that might. I don't know if that's a Bonvoy, but, like, the Courtyard Marriott, like, oh, yeah, Courtyard Marriott is beneath this, but this is beneath a judge. It's between JW Marriott and Courtyard. I would put a Weston during our stay. We were only given one roll of toilet paper, and I don't even think it was a full roll. Four nights, two butts, single ply. Make that a hat. That's a great hat. Two butts, single ply. It just wasn't enough. No, that's not enough. We called down and they brought up more. If we now live in a world where housekeeping isn't coming. We need to stock hotel rooms with two rolls minimum. I'm with you. This is the problem with the we are out of whack when it comes to the housekeeping hotel thing. We are going by outdated terms to make sure these rooms work. I listen when I check in, I ask for housekeeping every day. I don't even play this game. I make a point. I go, and do you guys do housekeeping every day? It is something I ask about when I check in. And if they say no, we do every third day or whatever, I go, can I opt in for every day? Some places, I think they give you points in the same way that I just explained. Where do you want housekeeping? Do you want points? I would actually be more okay with that as long as, like that's to me, the updated version. To me, this is exactly what you're complaining about is we live in a world where we're not doing this housekeeping thing every day or we've cut down or whatever it is. Okay, update what? This is now update. Put a closet in the hallway of every floor with extra towels, extra toilet paper, extra pillows, extra soap. So that. Because this happens to me a lot. When we switched from the little bottles of shampoo, I've complained about this here. The little bottles of shampoo used to be in every room. And then they go, no recycling the garbage. Okay, going to put big pumps. You know how many times I've been in rooms where the big pumps aren't refilled? That means they haven't updated the process. The process. You go into the room, someone's checked out. Okay, every room, our process. We got to make sure we got two toilet papers. We got to make sure all the tubs are full with the, you know, the shampoo, the conditioner, the body wash. And if we're not doing that, then we're doing nothing at all. That's what. And I agree with this person, I think this is a product of we are on the process that we used to have housekeeping every day. Except we're living in a world where it's not an everyday housekeeping world. There's a disconnect. And what are you going to do? You're already there calling down for toilet paper. It just shouldn't have. Also listen, courtyard, the ply should the ply on the toilet paper. Here's another complaint. Single ply toilet paper at a three star hotel. That is not working for me. I think Sheridan, three star. I wouldn't call it a four star courtyard. I'd say it's a two star courtyard's a get you by hotel. You know, again, I stay at courtyards all the time. They're fine. They get you by. If I saw a single ply in a courtyard, I think it should be. For every star you get, apply two star. Two ply. Three star. Three ply. If you don't have the ply, you don't get the star. That should be law. That should be. That's a president I'm voting for on the the star per ply, you know, agenda or whatever. Whatever you call the ticked off Tuesday, back next week, boom.