The JTrain Podcast: Sandwiches with No Bite Thought, Destination Weddings with Babies, and Teacher Appreciation Week - MONDAY MAILBAG

Release Date: May 20, 2025
Host: Jared Freid

Jared Freid, the witty host of The JTrain Podcast, delves into a variety of listener-submitted grievances in the episode titled "Sandwiches with No Bite Thought, Destination Weddings with Babies, and Teacher Appreciation Week - MONDAY MAILBAG." Released on May 20, 2025, this episode captures the essence of "Ticked Off Tuesday," where Jared empathizes with his audience's everyday frustrations, providing both humor and relatable insights.

Introduction to Ticked Off Tuesday

Jared sets the stage by reiterating the purpose of "Ticked Off Tuesday," a segment dedicated to voicing listener complaints. He emphasizes the importance of community support through Patreon, explaining how subscriptions help sustain the show and reduce reliance on advertisements.

“Any problem you have is welcome here. You will be agreed with, you will be empathized with, you will be seen if you write in to Ticked off Tuesday.”
— Jared Freid [01:15]

Host's Complaint: Sandwiches with No Bite Thought

Kicking off the episode, Jared shares his personal frustration with the lack of "bite thought" in restaurant sandwiches. He metaphorically describes his quest for the perfect sandwich, highlighting the balance between taste, health, and satisfaction. Through vivid imagery and humor, Jared critiques how certain establishments prioritize presentation over substance, leading to disappointing culinary experiences.

“If you get a bacon, egg and cheese on an everything bagel, you're out of the game. It's a wash.”
— Jared Freid [10:45]

He elaborates on his ideal sandwich, emphasizing the need for thoughtful ingredient combinations that enhance both flavor and nutritional value. Jared's detailed monologue serves as both a comedic rant and a genuine critique of current food preparation standards.

Listener Complaints: Diving into the Mailbag

Jared transitions to addressing listener submissions, presenting three distinct complaints that resonate with many of his audience members.

1. Teacher Appreciation Week Overlapping with Mother's Day

One listener expresses frustration over the coinciding dates of Teacher Appreciation Week and Mother's Day, leading to heightened stress in acknowledging multiple roles simultaneously. Jared sympathizes, discussing the added pressure of gift-giving and recognition during these overlapping observances.

“Sometimes all I really want is for all the things to be taken off my plate.”
— Listener [23:50]

Jared and his guest debate potential solutions, such as spacing out these events to reduce the burden on individuals who juggle multiple appreciative roles.

2. Inconsistent Spiciness Scales in Food

Another complaint centers on the lack of a standardized scale for measuring the spiciness of food items. Jared agrees wholeheartedly, suggesting that establishments adopt a more descriptive and uniform system to better cater to varying heat tolerances.

“Spiciness needs to be a scale like octane for gasoline.”
— Jared Freid [35:20]

They brainstorm ideas for implementation, including visual aids and detailed descriptions that consider the diner's background and personal tolerance levels.

3. Destination Weddings with Babies: Navigating Family Dynamics and Logistics

The third submission details the chaos of attending a destination wedding with young children, highlighting the logistical nightmares and family tensions that can arise. Jared empathizes, acknowledging the difficulty of balancing familial obligations with personal well-being.

“Vacations are more work than working right now.”
— Listener [48:15]

Together, they explore strategies for managing such events, from delegating responsibilities to setting realistic expectations to alleviate stress.

Conclusion: Embracing the Grind with Humor

Throughout the episode, Jared masterfully blends humor with genuine empathy, transforming everyday annoyances into shared experiences. His candid discussions not only entertain but also offer listeners a sense of community and validation.

“If you’re on a date, God rest your soul, because you better hope that this person likes you, because you’re about to look like a weirdo.”
— Jared Freid [19:30]

By the episode's end, listeners are left with a mix of laughter and thoughtful reflections on managing life's little frustrations. Jared's ability to connect through shared grievances makes "Ticked Off Tuesday" a beloved segment for those seeking both comedy and camaraderie.

For more episodes and to submit your own grievances, visit The JTrain Podcast and join the community on Patreon.