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You're a nosy. You want the full sitch? Come to Pop Culture Thursday. Hello and welcome to the J Train Podcast. This is J Train Jared Freed coming to you live from Delray Beach, Florida. That's right. F. Oh, my God, I just burped. Do I keep it going? Yeah. Listen, this is a daily show. You're gonna get all of me, even the version that burps. I burp every episode because I breathe a lot of air in when I do that big intro. So if you're still here and you're not disgusted by me, I am gonna be on the road, Los Angeles. Oh, also, I'm gonna be in Vegas this weekend. Vegas, Vegas, Vegas. They told me that it's a very good shot that it could be me performing for the wait staff. So Vegas needs you to come through a little bit. Tell a friend, a coworker, a brother, a sister, a mama, a papa. Then it's LA. There's about 100 tickets left. LA. I'm going to be in the Netflix is a joke festival. La, la, la. Jacksonville. I wrote jville, so I almost said that. Jacksonville, Austin, Cleveland, the Hamptons, Miami. Red Bank, New Jersey. Those are going out next week, I think. Foxwoods, Portland, Maine. And then we have a book. The book is coming. Walking Red Flag. I would love for you to pre order it. I'm going to be doing a book tour. The book tour is going to be an interactive U up Live type experience. All the bits that I have been involved with building over the years for the U up Live show, whether it be dating app, makeover, which I've been doing for over a decade at my live shows. I mean, I used to do a lot of. I was. I. I will say I'm not. I'm not looking to pat myself on the back. I was very much in front of having a podcast as a live show as a different experience than the podcast itself. It wasn't just going to be me sitting on stage with microphones like I was taping it at home. I would do bits which dating at makeover, Brotta Stone, which is like we used to call Deal Reveal. I gave it a better name. Brotta Stone. I translate people's text that they get from people. Um, and then, you know, red Flag. Deal breaker, petty or prudent, icky or picky. These are all games that I have been in the shed working on this live version of a podcast as if it's my classic car. So versions of this show will be in New York city at the 92nd Street Y. That is going to be a moderated conversation that includes some bits. Boston, Philly, D.C. chicago, Denver. This will all be released soon. Let me just also say I never hide dates from you. So if you're like, where is it? If you can't find it? It's not out yet, but I will be putting it out. We got to do the first story here. It is Pop Culture Thursday. I have one sponsor, but I just want to also just get into this episode. This is a story I got to do. Emily Blunt reveals the John Krasinski of Newton, Massachusetts, Another outside of Boston guy, Emily Blunt, reveals the John Krasinski fashion choice that gave her the ick. Now, again, because I am one to talk about the ick, and these are things that get sent to me. She is in a pinstripe suit. There is a picture of her that looks like she is doing this interview in the late 90s. She is in a late 90s look, and this is what the ick is. She is wearing a look that if a man took the same chance, a woman could go, I got the ick. I couldn't. I couldn't fuck him because he was dressed like Dick Tracy. And maybe you got the. Because you had to Google Dick Tracy to find out who that is because it's such an old reference. They were dressed like they were on Wall street trying to buy and sell bonds. That's kind of what she looks like. She looks good. I mean, Emily. Emily Blunt. I've always been. I'm a fan of hers. Just generally looks, talent, her personality. I've always been an Emily Blunt guy. But let's see what Emily Blunt's ick is. And then honestly, I don't think it's an ick because she's married to John Krasinski. But I would say if a married woman wanted to get involved in the ick discussion, yeah, I couldn't fuck my husband that night because he did blank. That's how it's done. When you say he's mean to the waitstaff. I got the ick. That's not the ick. That's a turn off. We have to have rules here. There's a difference between turnoff and ick. Ick is something that another woman could look beyond to blow a turnoff is. No one in their good mind would be into someone who does that. I, I got the cuz they had long fingernails that were dirty. That's a turnoff. I got the ick because he wore sandals with jeans. That's an ick. I don't mean to mansplain the ick to people, but when I see people in my comments because I have a bit out, that is the ick. And I get the comments with women putting their icks, I'm like, oh, to me. And then you would say, well, maybe your ick is women who don't have reasonable icks and don't get the bit. No, I'd still have sex with those women. It wouldn't matter what ick you gave me. Male icks, you know, are turnoffs. You'd have to really. I just, I talk about it on the special. You can watch it. It's on my YouTube. Emily Blunt is coming for your turtleneck. During an episode. During an appearance on the Tonight show starring Jimmy Fallon Tuesday, Blunt shared that she's that there's one piece of her husband's John Krasinski's wardrobe that gave her the ick. I have a full organ rejection of turtlenecks usually. Listen, this is a good day for your Papa J train. Good day for me because I can't wear a turtleneck, which means I'm still in the game for Emily Blutt. Like, I'm still an attract turtleneck. I think John Krasinski in a turtleneck. I'm looking at him now. You can't be a thicker man in a turtleneck. I agree with Emily Blunt. It might not fit his body type. And John Krasinski is in great shape, don't get me wrong. But I think there's a, there is a structural problem. If I wore a turtleneck, I would look like one of those boxes that people jump onto during a fitness class. Like, people would start trying to do box jumps onto me and I'd be like, no, it's me. And they go, oh, Jared, I thought you were a box for me to jump on. So I know this about myself. I could understand Drawn John Krasinski, who's right now in like one of the born TV shows. He's doing kind of like one of those like spy shoot em up shows. He's getting in great shape. He's going, I can pull off a turtleneck. No, you're too large. You can be a larger man and all clothes aren't for you. I get it. Putting on her best American accent, Blunt imitated Krasinski pitching his Golden Globes 2026 look. They have a picture of look and it's a turtleneck. She mocked. I had to compose my face into a passive oh, that sounds great. She joked. Right? She couldn't be like I can't blow you in that. You look like you are a scientist who's on to a hunch. While during off hours it seems as though Krasinski won over. However, as the pair hit the red carpet together with the office star wearing a black suit with a turtleneck underneath, as promised. Yeah, I'm. It's a look. I, I mean, I tried for a version of this look. Go look up my outfit on the Tonight Show. The second time I did it that, that outfit was a swing and a miss for me. I was too boxy for the outfit. It was a jacket over a sweater. Not normally my feet thing. I need a button down to cut me down a little bit to deboxify. I really, I don't know what confidence I had. It was a mistake. The Devil Wears Prada to actress admitted her husband changed her mind, at least for that moment, as he looked so cool, adding that he reminded her of a young Michael Kane with a 60s vibe. Yeah, we all want to be something we're not. I tried. Me and Krasinski have a lot in common. We both tried for a jacket over a sweater, a knit shirt, and it didn't work. 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I have enjoyed my Joy Mode experience. Now we're not going political, but anytime you mention Trump. I usually stay away from these articles, but this is like right in my wheelhouse. I have to do it. Melania Trump's swanky hand pick menu for King and I don't stay away. I don't want to sound like I'm like in fear of political articles. I just know that people come here for like a, a trip away from, you know, the, the real news of the day. But I would say this is in the land of this is a page 6 article I would click on 10 out of 10 times. That's why it would be dishonest for me to skip it here. Melania Trump's swanky hand picked menu for King Charles and Queen Camilla's White House feast revealed. I would click on any article that involves menu has been revealed. Hey, the Thanksgiving menu for the house down the street has been revealed. Yeah, I want to know. I want to see how these pigs eat. Of course. What did Melania. Here's the thing. Did you know? I just need to know. King Charles III and Queen Camilla were treated to a swanky. When you say swanky, I'm imagining some version of a palate cleanse. Maybe a sorbet in the middle. You're thinking a lot of small plates. Also four course meal. That's just soup, appetizer, dinner and dessert. So like let's when you call it a eight course meal, that's swanky. Four course meal. We're trying. We're kind of putting lipstick on a pig. Really great way to like make people think it's way swankier than it is. Oh, you'll be coming over for our four course meal. Oh, soup, appetizer, main and dessert. Yeah. Okay. Kind of feels like a normal night at Arby's. Tuesday evening's White House feast. First lady Melania Trump handpicked the menu. Okay, what are we going to get? This? This is one of those where it's like, politically, could be an easy win for anyone in the politics world. Have something relatable, fun, delicious, and thoughtful. And we kind of like you 1% more at a min than we did before. Like, oh, Melania, she likes, she likes pigs in a blanket. Oh, okay. I didn't. Oh, wow. Melania. Okay, maybe I don't know the real Melania. That is the power of food. First lady Melania handpicked the menu, which began with a garden vegetable vol. And it's a silken and aromatic soup. What the hell is a volume? Well, that ain't pigs in a blanket. What is this? Now I need to Google a garden vegetable Voltaic. Here's the thing. You're the White House. Have American shit we can read. I thought this was. This is one of those that, like, the right would slam the left for. Oh, you had to have an unrelatable meal. What about us working class Americans? Voltay is a classic French mother sauce made from a roux butter and flour and a light stock chicken fish reveal, resulting as I burp. Resulting in a velvety, light and versatile sauce. It's a foundational sauce that can be seasonal and served as is or used as a base for many other sauces. Okay, so it looks like it's a. I've seen a version of this soup. This does feel like it would be in a fancy restaurant. Okay, so garden vegetable volume again. I wouldn't send it back. I'd probably love it. Silken and aromatic aromatic soup and a hearts of palm salad. Hearts of palm salad. That's something I've like with toasted shallots and micro men. Okay, I'm not. I'm still eating again after this meal. Okay, we've gone two out of the four courses. I've never been a fan of a hearts of palm salad. I'm looking at a picture of hearts of palm right now. I'm not. Yeah, I, I, this isn't really getting me. Okay, let's go to the next section of the meal. The fresh herbs used in the second course, according to shallots and micro mint. The fresh herbs used in the second course, a ravioli with ricotta and morel mushrooms, came from the White House kitchen garden. I don't care where the mushrooms came from. I am not a ravioli out of the house guy, because you tend to get very little ravioli. What's the main. The pasta also featured a Light Parmesan emulsion. This did not help Melania's Q score at all for course number three. So wait a minute. The ravioli was with the salad. That counts as course number I for course number three. The royals and their fellow guests dining in the East Room, from Amazon founder Jeff Bezos to golfer Rory McElroy, enjoyed a Dover sole manure. That's not the name. Dover sole. Manuel, this is really, again, if your meal makes a fine American taxpaying citizen like myself sound stupid, I don't like your meal. The fish was served with spring ramps. Ramps are an underrated. There's a ramp season that's like two weeks. Ramps are good. Snow peas, pave potatoes, and parsley oil. Listen, I'm not trying to be hard. I, I, I, I hate to think that someone's listening. Like, and they're like a, a politic person. And they're like, Jared is getting me. Like, this is how emotional is I, I can't even believe I'm apologizing. I'm not apologizing. I'm just saying this meal, I'm eating again. Dessert was a beehive shaped chocolate gatu filled with vanilla bean cremeux. Again, there's a lot of accent marks on your meal. And almond sponge along with creme fraiche. Two more accent marks there. Ice cream and White house honey. I don't know. I'm sorry. This is a swing and a mission. As for drinks, the wine options included. Hopkins Riesling Heritage 2024 by Hopkins Vineyard. Pinot Noir from the Willamette Valley. Pen or Asher, you got to go. American wines. You can't, I don't know you have. You got the king and queen, and I think it's fun to serve people like American fair this and, and, and have a story behind every, I don't know. That didn't help Melania. To me, I, I think it's opportunity miss to me, if I'm Melania, okay, they're gonna get out about my, my meal. I might as well, you know, do something that, like, people would be like, whoa, Melania, Melania likes corn on the cob. Really? Like you would. That's the thing. If this article, like, do you care to be liked by the public? I don't know. I, again, like, yeah. And for dessert, apple pie. Amer. Nothing more American than apple pie. You go, melania, apple pie with a touch of. And they do something gently askew. This article to me brings up one of this. This is a King Solomon's question in this day and Age. This next article is a fun game to play. I just played this game with my love interest, my Emily that makes me sound like an evil villain. I just had this conversation with my Emily, as if there's other Emily. My girlfriend and I, we just had a long talk about money. Because of this article we're running out. Please support the sponsors. No, I'm kidding. I I'm just saying this started like a question that I think all of you should bring to your significant other and if you're single, tell it to your pillow and have a discussion with them. No talk about with friends. Shannon Elizabeth's staggering only fans income is worth more than four of her iconic movies combined. So Shannon Elizabeth, I saw this, I got wind of this that she was going to join Only Fans. And if you think of Shannon Elizabeth's career, if you're googling right now, she's Nadia from the American Pie franchise. She was the hot woman from overseas that was part of and she was also in Scary Movie and she did an Only Fans and you're thinking of her and it's like, well what again, only fans doesn't mean that you're doing porn. So that is the thing that maybe your parents think. I hope that the listeners here are more thoughtful than that. That an Only Fans account could just mean and very could very likely mean that Shannon Elizabeth is like, I'm going to put some pictures I would have put on Instagram on a paid platform so that I can make money from this, so that I don't have to go out and audition every day. And you go, well what's the number that gets you on to OnlyFans? And Shannon Elizabeth revealed that her staggering OnlyFans income is worth more than what she made for four of her most iconic films. I can verify that the reports are true that have been out there in the headlines, she told Entertainment Tonight Tuesday after Page Six exclusively reported that Elizabeth earned nearly $1 million in one week on the subscription based platform. $1 million in one week. So and then she says my manager the other day, he said you've now made more than American Pie Scary Movie Love. Actually he named one other all of them combined. The actress shared. And you have to think about if you're Shannon Elizabeth and you're living a nice lifestyle, I'm sure she's in California. I'm sure she is living a lifestyle that 90% of people on earth would cherish. And you can go on onlyfans for a month and then rake in let's say in a month she could make $5 million. That is, at her age, a life changing amount to just stuff in the bank after tax. Let's call it half of that $2.5 million cream. You kind of have to do it if you're her. And again, she is not everyone, they show a picture. She looks great. Last time I looked, there were over 4 million views and there were 300,000 subscribers. I think Elizabeth 52 said only fans is for anybody and it's for any content. Again, that's her saying, you're not going to get naked. Naked me on there. People can do whatever they want on there. They have their own curated page where they get to share a part of their lives and that can look like however you want it to look. She explained. For me, I'm still kind of exploring. It's really new for me. The thirteen Ghost Star ad, like thirteen Ghosts, none of us know what that is. We know her as Hottie from American Pie. And for someone like her, where you're sexualized even when it's not sexual, like I just called her Hottie from American Pie. That's her Q score. To me, you could say, jared, that's not nice. I'm not trying to be nice or mean. I'm just saying that is the first thing my mind thinks. Shouldn't she make a dollar from that? I. I'm. I'm on her side. I don't know. But I want to know what she put on there. If she put. It doesn't matter what you put. I. There's no qualification needed. If she made. If she made a million in a week, let's say 52 weeks a year, she could make $52 million. Let's say that is a possibility. Let's say probably not. So let's, let's cut that in half. She made $25 million this year from OnlyFans. And then she said, never again, I'm out. Do you do it? Yeah, I think you do. And this is without knowing what you put there. Now, let's say it's one year only. She could have made money on this. In, in a crazy way, she could have said, I'm going to go on OnlyFans for one month only. My whole life. I'm promising nothing more than that. I will just be on the platform sharing pictures and videos that you can't get anywhere else. And for the next year, I will be training my body to get ready for these pictures. I'm going to put out for a month. And she turned into an event she could have maybe made $50 million in a month. And then you would go. And then she never has to audition. She never has to worry. She never has to think about money ever again. Her kids. Kids could think about money. I don't even know if she has kids. When asked if there was anything off limits, Elizabeth replied, I don't know yet. I don't know what I will and won't show in the future. I think we're going to figure that out together. Yeah. She's going to figure out how good a million dollars feels and then know that she does one thing above the pictures she's done gets her 2 million. She's going to go, I'd like to take a private jet one day. Maybe I'll show a nip again. This is like a. This is an Aesop's fable. This is. No one knows what they would do. The American Reunion actress. They always use the funniest films, said she never expected this to happen, but gushed that her fans have been absolutely incredible and supportive. Yeah, this is the equivalent of, in. In a small way, this is the equivalent of. Of Shannon Elizabeth having fans message her gross shit all the time. And she's like, you know what? I'm gonna put a hat on the street and they can drop a buck if they want. And then I can not have to see these gross things, you know, these messages. And I can just put out some bathing suit pictures. Like if I'm Shannon Elizabeth, I'm choosing this over going to comic book conventions and signing autographs from the animals she wrote. She said, I'm so grateful for it. She continued. Earlier this week, Page Six exclusively reported that Elizabeth made nearly seven figures since she launched an only fans account. And they show her page. Actress. Storyteller. Storyteller. Oh, she's so smart. Here's her. Her bio. Actress Storyteller. A little mischievous. Mischievous is like. That is like wedding the whistle of all your most gross fans. She's teasing. Oh, I. I get a little crazy sometimes. Sometimes I have a glass of wine and I post stuff on here. You don't know what's coming. You know who. You know what's coming. You. When you sign up for an account with Shannon Elizabeth, you that she's playing into it as she should. Welcome to my little corner of the Internet. Here you'll find the side of me that doesn't make it into the movies. More playful, spontaneous, and completely unscripted. That is from the pages of Playboy magazine. And I'm not saying that I hope that doesn't come off as demeaning. I actually think what she's doing is genius. And then she writes, think behind the scenes moments. Exclusive photos and videos. Candid glimpses of my life. Chatting with me directly. If you've ever been curious what I'm really like, you're about to find out. I would say that bio is the most expertly written tease of a boner that I have ever read in my entire life. The words she uses are all one standard deviation from play from Playboy magazine when you write if you've the. Even the word curious rings sexual to me. Mischievous. Mischievous. Mischievous. Here, let me count the boner words. Mischievous. My little corner of the Internet. Corner of the Internet. That's a boner phrase. Here you'll find a side of me that doesn't make it into the movies. That's boner. More playful. Playful. That's a boner word. Spontaneous. Total boner word. Every man on every dating app ever has said they wanted spontaneity. Completely unscripted. That's a six. Boner word. Hit the bell. Exclusive photos and videos. Candid. Seven. Glimpses. Eight. Chatting with me directly. Nine. I'm counting nine. Nine. Boner. Temp. Temperature. Temptress words and phrases. Yeah, Good for Shan. So she is playing along and in the least gross way possible in my opinion. Over half of that was earned through direct messages to only fan users while tips and posts accounted for the rest. A source told us Elizabeth's reps told Page Six that the actress is planning to use some of the funds toward her charity. And yeah, of course she is. She got to write off some of this in the taxes. The Shannon Elizabeth Foundation. So this woman already is doing well. She has her own foundation, including throwing a gala in Vegas this summer. Yeah, the gala is going to be a ticketed event for her biggest tippers. This woman is Bezos. This woman is a shark. We're going to see her on Shark Tank. She is going to be making so much money it's crazy. She's always hustling and genuinely loves interacting with her fans. I would also add to that quote, her rep at it. I would add to that quote, she is a businesswoman who knows that her house sits on an oil well of cock. And that oil well, she dug into it and is like, oh my God, I could be a billionaire. She is going to be on Shark Tank. This will start other businesses. This is huge. J Train podcast. If you want to send in to the. To the. If you want to send it to the podcast of pops culture story, you Want me to riff on that's what we do here. I go to page six, we read the article and we riff. That's it. And I the reason I choose articles is because I like the article. That's that. So it's really this is as honest as it's gonna get. I don't know what podcast you're getting that is riffing like this. This is just off the dome. Maybe I should start an only fans. Maybe I should show one ball. One ball. I don't think would I show one ball? I don't think a ball gets a million dollars from anyone. I don't think anyone's balloon a ball on its own. You'd be like is that a peach? That has been out for too long. What's going on with that ball? Is that a ball? That's a testicle. Michael Rubin moves fame July 4th party so it doesn't clash with Taylor Swift's wedding. Consider me in the camp of I've had enough of Michael Rubin. I don't think this guy is worth listening to his face kind of annoys me. This party that he's moving because of Taylor Swift's wedding. No, he's moving it. He throws a white party every year and he invites famous and rich people, influencers of a certain kind to say he's moving it because of the Taylor Swift. I would say it's more likely he's backing away from it because it was a white party that everyone knows is a P. Diddy thing. Like if I were him, I would have changed. The the white party doesn't come from him. The white party was something everyone of a certain era knew was like what P did, he did. And then P. Diddy gets known for now going to jail and having what he was described as freak offs. That sounds like the reason. And using Taylor Swift is probably a good excuse to not connect himself to P. Diddy because the headline would be Michael Rubin doesn't want to be associated with P. Diddy so he's going to stop doing the white party. This is kind of a a safe exit to me fanatics boss. I'm. I'm sick of Michael Rubin because I'm sick of hearing how horrible he was in school and now how rich he is in spite of that. Like why do I. I was an idiot too. And I'm not sitting on a billion dollars. So I. I just don't trust that this all happened by accident because he learned how to deal with his own adhd, which is what he likes to sell to people Michael Rubin loves to hear himself tell. Michael Rubin and Jay Leno both have bits that they do all the time. Michael Rubin. I never went to college. I never got an A. I'm a big idiot. And look at me. Billions of dollars and I have. He somehow was able to get fanatics in with every major sports organization. I don't think he went and knocked at the door and said, hey, I'd like to do your clothing. I just. I taste that and I go, tastes like rich parent to me. But maybe I'm wrong, but I'm sick of that story. By the way, that's. That's my. That's my Q rating of Michael Rubin. I don't know what happened. All I know is the story he's telling about how he became who he is to me. There's always something missing from that stew that's just. That's miserable. Fuck me. That's okay. You could. You could say, jared, you sound like a miserable asshole. Yeah, you could say jared, maybe you're jealous, of course, but I just. Sometimes I get served a story from someone so much that I go, there's some salt missing from this stew. I don't know what I'm missing. Something doesn't taste right. And that's just me. That's sensitive little bitch loser me. I'm willing to admit all of that. And then I would say, now that I'm a little bitch loser who's a little sensitive and jealous of your success. Michael Rubin. Show me your parents. Show me. Where'd you go to high school? Where'd you go to summer camp? Let me see. Let me see the rest of the story. Okay, I know you had adhd, you had dyslexia. Boo hoo. There's a lot of people. Oh, okay, now you're a billionaire. I'm done with that story. Jay Leno does a story, a similar thing, where it's a bit. Jay Leno tells everyone he never spent a dime. Go Google this. Every time Jay Leno sits for an interview, he says he never spent the NBC money. He only lived off of his standup money. That was what Jay Leno would say. You'd be like, hey, Jay Leno, what'd you have for breakfast? He'd be like, I only lived off of my standup income. You'd be like, well, do you like eggs or bacon? No, I never spent a dot. And you're like, jay, what do you. What's wrong with you? Are you that sick? And, you know, are you that sick in the head about money? To me, I'm like, jay, do you need a therapist? Fanatics boss. Michael Rubin has made a name for himself in the last few years with his show stopping July 4th party at his Hamptons home, which predictably draws the star guest list of the summer. So it's. It is a known party. But page six hears that he's moved this year's bash to July 1st. Okay, a Wednesday, so as not to clash with what will undoubtedly be the party of the year. Taylor Swift's wedding to Travis Kelce. Oh, fuck, my show is the fifth. Is that. Is Taylor Swift's wedding gonna be on the Hamptons? Am I not gonna be able to afford to stay on the. Stay near my own show. And they show a picture of Michael Rubin in a T shirt that says Lou Louis Vuitton on it. Like what? Even minus the story, if I. If someone walked in with a shirt that said Louis Vuitton in big letters, I'd be like, is that person up? What's wrong with that person? That's a guy. That a man wore that shirt. He must be really insecure. The former 76 Sixers co owner has welcomed Drake, Beyonce, Leonardo DiCaprio, Tom Brady, Kim Kardashian, Travis Scott. The list goes on and on. But notice how they've never mentioned that it's a white party. And look at Travis Scott, Lil Baby, James Harden, Meek Mill. At Michael Rubin's July 4th white party. I think he's trying to separate himself from the white party thing. If I were him, I would. It is unclear if Reuben chivalrously. Chivalrously. Doesn't want to share the bride's spotlight or if he's worried that Swift and Kelsey's big day will be so packed with a listers that there won't be anyone left to celebrate the holiday with him. Yeah, I would assume that's probably big part of it too. It seems like likely to be the former since few of the regulars at Ruben's famous Fatiz Feda, I don't know. Are likely candidates to receive invites to the Swift spectacular. He doesn't call it a white. No men. Just the mention of the white party in the. Yeah, I. I don't know about a Wednesday party. If I'm Michael Rubin, why don't we go to. Let's push it another year. If I'm Michael Rubin and I need all these celebrities around to make me feel like I have a big. I would do an end of the summer party. That's how I would play it. You go a. Also July 4th, it's America's 250th birthday. Taylor Swift, like, all right, we'll do one more story. Then we got to get out of here. Kyle Cook calls out Amanda Patula for only responding to West Wilson's text in new Summer House episode. Oh, they're reporting. This is how big this story has gotten that they're reporting on stuff that happened in the episode. Oh, because it happened before it all came out. Kyle Cook. So that is. That is interesting. Kyle Cook called out Amanda Patula for ignoring his text but responding to Wes Wilson's on Tuesday's episode of Summer House during the episode, which was filmed in August. Oh, and that was what Andy Cohen was calling out. So Andy Cohen went out and was like, this week's episode, you're going to see stuff that you're like, oh, my God, it's happened. And. And there's a point of where you're like, that's kind of gross of Andy Cohen. Like, it's a little bit, like, it's a little bit him playing God a little bit because he is the producer and has editing kind of control. And then he's doing a radio show where he's like, wait till you see what we found. And it's like, it does feel a little wizard of Oz ish. During the episode, which was filmed in August 2025, I mean, Betula stayed home in New York City while Cook went to the Hamptons with the rest of the cast in the confessional 40 Cook, 43, explained he was disheartened over his then wife's silence over text. Hey, babe. Taking off. Hey, babe. Landed great set. Calling it a night. So that was him texting her and getting no response. To me, that's a little too convenient where I think they were playing along. I. I really think my. My opinion on the Batula Kyle Cook Wes Wilson thing is scandal got so big and made people so much money that you can't say it lives in a vacuum. Because my text thread with Amanda is perhaps one of the most depressing text threads of all time. I mean, why saying that out loud. You either know your marriage has ended or it's going to end. And you're. I mean, you're in a contract to do a show. And then it becomes, okay, how do we get out with the most money possible? But then you would say, why would Amanda want it to, like, lead back to her being somehow cheating on a husband? I think Amanda, to me, why would she do that? I think she thought she was a bit invincible. Again, to go back to, like, who she. What she kind of did on the show. She had all the Internet love in the world. I think that can go to your head. The Internet loved her. Kyle was a loser. I don't think she thought she could do wrong. And now she's finding out otherwise because this is a bad look for her. The Lover Boy founder continued, the only reaction we got all weekend from her was when Wes said in the group chat, best night ever, Amanda. Her ears perked up. Cook said, she's like, damn. That's what it took to give her a little fomo. Yeah. Earlier in the episode, Jesse Solomon noticed that Cook appeared calmer without Patula around. Do you feel like you're able to have more levity and just a good time this weekend because she's not here? So they all knew this. I mean, to me, this is a money grab. I'm kind of like, I'm not done with this because it's interesting. And I. I think the only one that gets fucked is Sierra. But then you go, Sierra. You know, you say to Sierra, would you like to be on Dancing with the Stars? Because this will turn you into the beloved. The only one that loses is. Is Amanda, to be honest. Sierra gets to be shaken out of love with West. Kyle gets a different view from the audience. He's not a loser anymore. He's kind of like a heartbreaking figure. And Amanda, who was once the shit talker from bed, sitting there in her pajamas with Paige and Sierra, is now the evil, you know, jerk who screws over both husband and friend. So she's. And I think the only way to get her on board with this is to believe that she is invincible to an audience. Jtrainpodcast@gmail.com back next week. Boom.