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Alice Dyer
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Colin Becker
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Alice Dyer
Wait a minute.
Colin Becker
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Gwen Bouchard
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Alice Dyer
Bought it on the spot, electric or full diesel.
Sarah Gibson Tuttle
Decisions.
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Rusty Quill presents the Magnus Protocol what if episode one what if they listen to Colin?
Alice Dyer
Yeah. Yeah.
Unknown
Hey, Alice. Sorry to interrupt.
Alice Dyer
Oh, thank God. Colin. Colin, my main man. The tech lord himself. How are you? It's great to see you. We should go catch up. Grab a coffee in the break room, share a few laughs. Catch each other up on literally anything other than sitting alone at my desk forever.
Unknown
Problems?
Alice Dyer
Everything is working just like you said it would.
Unknown
Told you. And all it took was ripping the entire system out and rebuilding it from the ground up. No more mad German algorithms, just nice, straightforward web crawlers.
Alice Dyer
Uh huh. I want you to change it back. Alice, just hear me out, all right? It's not like you've got anything better to do. I mean, and that's exactly the problem. When you said you could fix everything, I kind of thought you meant you would make it better for everyone.
Unknown
It is better.
Alice Dyer
Is it though? Or am I sitting here alone, bored out of my goddamn skull?
Unknown
Alice, you were bored before. Besides which, this place was a madhouse. Nothing worked. No one could get anything done.
Alice Dyer
It was wonderful.
Unknown
It was my own personal hell, is what it was. Now look around. Everything works. Takes you half as long to get.
Alice Dyer
Through a caseload, so Lena gives me twice as much.
Unknown
And now we're working days. We get weekends now back holidays. We get to see the sun.
Alice Dyer
I hate the sun.
Unknown
No, you don't.
Alice Dyer
And I miss Freddie and Chester and Norris.
Unknown
You said you liked the new system.
Alice Dyer
And I did. Until it got everyone fired. How exactly did you think they were going to pay for the overhaul? With all those extra bells and whistles you said they needed?
Unknown
I don't know. Lena said she'd take care of it.
Alice Dyer
Pro tip. Colin, mate, when someone says they're going to take care of it, you might want to check if they mean it in a pinstripe suit, concrete galoshes, kind of way before going ahead with it.
Unknown
You literally cheered when Gwen left.
Alice Dyer
That was different. That was funny. But what the hell do I do now? I'm a cat without a mouse. No one to bullshit with, no one to talk to. I'm trapped down here, alone. The last years of my youth leaking out through every tap of my desperately ergonomic keyboard. Disgusting.
Unknown
Not my fault. You had the best KPIs. Anyway, I might have something here to cheer you up. Oh, yeah, New company phone. Lena said you've been having issues with your old one.
Alice Dyer
Yeah, it had this weird bug where it got thrown out of a window.
Unknown
Well, she says she needs you on call, so.
Alice Dyer
Don't do this to me, Colin.
Unknown
It's got a really janky AI assistant. Maybe that'll fill the void.
Alice Dyer
Well, this is start, I suppose.
Samama Khalid
Watch your backs, they're out of sherry, so I got you a gt.
Gwen Bouchard
Thank you, I guess.
Samama Khalid
Next one's on you. It's funny, I used to wonder how this place could afford to stay open.
Gwen Bouchard
It's almost like pubs make more money at 6pm on a Tuesday than 5am on a Sunday.
Samama Khalid
Right. You know, I never thought I'd say this, but I think I miss working nights. I've forgotten how the tube is during rush hour.
Gwen Bouchard
Traffic's the same.
Samama Khalid
Makes sense. So what have you been up to?
Gwen Bouchard
Went home to visit family.
Samama Khalid
Sounds nice.
Gwen Bouchard
It wasn't. How about you?
Samama Khalid
No, I'm staying as far away from Mum and Dad as I can until I've got better news. I've been applying for jobs, but for now it's beep, beep, beep, beep. Ah, Sainsbury's. And even that was a struggle.
Gwen Bouchard
Sounds interesting.
Samama Khalid
Does it?
Gwen Bouchard
Not really, no. Are you still investigating that university?
Samama Khalid
Hmm? Oh, the Magnus Institute. Fat chance. This is the first time off I've had in two weeks. No, it turns Out. Creepy mysteries are a bourgeois luxury.
Gwen Bouchard
Careful. You're starting to sound like Alice.
Samama Khalid
Have you heard anything from.
Gwen Bouchard
No.
Samama Khalid
Gwen. It's not her fault. So.
Sarah Gibson Tuttle
Coming through. Coming through.
Samama Khalid
Thank Christ.
Sarah Gibson Tuttle
Hey, there you both are. And you got a table. Nice.
Gwen Bouchard
I got here early. I had time to kill.
Sarah Gibson Tuttle
I hear that. Well, let's see if we can do something about that.
Samama Khalid
Yeah. So don't get me wrong, Teddy, I appreciate the invite, but, like, what's this about?
Gwen Bouchard
I'm somewhat curious myself.
Sarah Gibson Tuttle
All right, straight to it, then. I've got you both a job.
Gwen Bouchard
Excuse me?
Sarah Gibson Tuttle
Well, almost provisionally, at least. Basically, the people I'm working for have heard that there are more ex. Oiar staff looking for a gig, and they are just so happy with me that they want to know if either of you are interested. Congrats. You've both been headhunted.
Alice Dyer
Huh.
Samama Khalid
Okay, so, like, what do they.
Gwen Bouchard
Why?
Sarah Gibson Tuttle
Sorry.
Gwen Bouchard
The Oiar was hardly a dynamic work environment. And no offense, Sam, but the ink was still wet on your probation when they kicked you out.
Samama Khalid
Okay, some offense, but whatever.
Gwen Bouchard
My point is, why on earth would they want to headhunt both of us?
Sarah Gibson Tuttle
I mean, there's a certain amount of overlap. And you can say this, for the oiar, for all its faults, it was specialist. I suppose you could call it resource allocation.
Samama Khalid
Not my first choice, but I could definitely be convinced. So, like, do they want to meet or.
Sarah Gibson Tuttle
Yep.
Samama Khalid
Okay, cool. I should be able to get some time off booked next week, if. Now what?
Sarah Gibson Tuttle
I told you they were keen. That's why I asked you in person. If you're interested, I can get you signed up right now.
Samama Khalid
Oh, okay. I am available, I guess. No, no.
Gwen Bouchard
Oh, I think you should definitely take this opportunity, Sam. But I think I'm going to have to be a bit more discerning this time around. No offense.
Samama Khalid
Again, kind of offended, but whatever.
Sarah Gibson Tuttle
If you're sure.
Gwen Bouchard
I very much am. Working for the oiar was a phase. I've been talking with my father and. Well, anyway, if you'll both excuse me, I have a car waiting.
Alice Dyer
Watch your backs. Hot stuff coming through. Oh, hi, Ms. Dyer.
Gwen Bouchard
Surprised to see you here at this time.
Alice Dyer
Oh, yeah. We're on days now, so, you know.
Gwen Bouchard
Of course you are. If you'll excuse me.
Samama Khalid
See you, Gwen.
Sarah Gibson Tuttle
Yeah. Bye.
Alice Dyer
Hey, Sam. Teddy.
Sarah Gibson Tuttle
Hey, Alice.
Samama Khalid
Hey.
Sarah Gibson Tuttle
So, yeah, tell you what, then, Sam. Why don't I go call them and let them know you're coming and you can follow after you've had a chance to catch up?
Samama Khalid
Sure.
Sarah Gibson Tuttle
Catch you later, Alice. Yeah, sure.
Alice Dyer
Look after yourself.
Sarah Gibson Tuttle
Always do.
Alice Dyer
So you haven't drowned?
Samama Khalid
What?
Alice Dyer
My new therapist tells me I need to think more positively. I notice you haven't been flayed by an industrial shredder either.
Samama Khalid
Yeah, no, I'm fine. You?
Alice Dyer
Same old. Enforcing the evil will of a self interested government one taxpayer funded paycheck at a time.
Samama Khalid
Cool. Listen, Sam, you don't need to apologize.
Alice Dyer
No, really, it's fine.
Samama Khalid
Honestly. You couldn't have known.
Alice Dyer
None of us did. I mean, Lena was literally interviewing another newbie the day before.
Samama Khalid
I get it. It just sucked, you know I do.
Alice Dyer
It was good to see you again. Would have been nice if it had lasted.
Samama Khalid
Yeah, well, unfortunately this is clearly a pretty bleak timeline.
Alice Dyer
You're forgetting about the one where Colin went mental and built an army of robots to torment us in his cyberpunk sex dungeon.
Samama Khalid
Yeah, at least it wasn't boring. Speaking of.
Unknown
Got a table. Nice one. Oh, hey.
Samama Khalid
Sam.
Unknown
Sam, right? Yeah. How you doing?
Samama Khalid
I was actually just leaving. I've got an interview.
Unknown
Oh, great.
Samama Khalid
Assuming it lasts longer than the last one.
Alice Dyer
Yeah, let me know if they need anyone to turn up and make the corporate culture impossibly toxic. I'd wanting six figures and use of the corporate jet, of course.
Samama Khalid
Of course. Have a good one, guys. Say hi to Jester for me.
Alice Dyer
Will do.
Unknown
I doubt he could have hacked it anyway.
Alice Dyer
I'll hack you in a minute.
Unknown
The Magnus Protocol is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non commercial share alike 4.0 international license. The series is created by Jonathan Sims and Alexander J. Newell and directed by Alexander J. Newell. This episode was written by Alexander J. Newell and edited with additional materials by Jonathan Sims, with vocal edits by Nico Vitesse, soundscaping by Meg McKellar and mastering by Catherine Rinella, with music by Sam Jones. It featured Billy Hindle as Alice Dyer, Shahan Hamza as Samama Khalid, Anousha Battersby as Gwen Bouchard Ryan Hope, Veer Anderson as Colin Becker, Kazim Tosin Amor as Teddy Vaughan the Magnus Protocol is produced by April Sumner with executive producers Alexander Janewall, Danny McDonagh, Lynn See and Samantha F.G. hamilton and Associate producers Jordan L. Hawke, Taylor Michaels, Nicole Perlman, CTS De Raven and Megan N. To subscribe View associated materials or join our Patreon visit rustyquill.com Rate and review us online. Tweet us at the Rustyquill, visit us on Facebook or email us via mail@rustedquill.com thanks for listening.
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Alice Dyer
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Teddy Vaughan
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Yeah.
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The Magnus Protocol - What If #1 Release Date: October 10, 2024
In the premiere episode of "The Magnus Protocol - What If #1," Rusty Quill delves into an alternate reality within the enigmatic archives of the Magnus Institute. This installment explores the repercussions of technological overhaul and interpersonal dynamics among the institute's staff. Hosted by Rusty Quill and featuring a talented ensemble cast, the episode sets the stage for a gripping narrative filled with tension, mystery, and dark humor.
Alice Dyer (Billy Hindle): A dedicated employee grappling with the aftermath of a major system overhaul. She feels isolated and nostalgic for her former colleagues.
Colin Becker (Veer Anderson): The "tech lord" responsible for revamping the institute's systems. His intentions are questioned as his changes lead to unintended consequences.
Samama Khalid (Shahan Hamza): A resilient staff member seeking new opportunities amidst organizational turmoil.
Gwen Bouchard (Anousha Battersby): A pragmatic colleague who balances personal struggles with professional responsibilities.
Sarah Gibson Tuttle (Ryan Hope): A new player introducing potential career changes for Samama and Gwen.
The episode opens with Alice expressing discontent despite Colin's successful implementation of a new system:
Alice's frustration stems from the newfound efficiency overshadowing workplace camaraderie. Colin defends his actions, emphasizing the system's benefits:
However, Alice remains unconvinced, highlighting the loss of personal connections:
As the episode progresses, the strained relationships between colleagues become evident. Alice confronts Colin about the negative repercussions of his overhaul:
Colin's reassurances fall flat, exacerbating Alice's sense of isolation:
Meanwhile, Samama and Gwen navigate their own challenges, contemplating job offers presented by Sarah Gibson Tuttle:
Gwen exhibits skepticism towards the new opportunities, hinting at mistrust:
Change and Its Consequences:
Isolation vs. Efficiency:
Career Uncertainty:
Alternate Realities and Possibilities:
Alice Dyer [05:37]: "Wait a minute... Everything is working just like you said it would."
Alice Dyer [07:04]: "I hate the sun... I miss Freddie and Chester and Norris."
Colin Becker [06:16]: "No more mad German algorithms, just nice, straightforward web crawlers."
Sarah Gibson Tuttle [10:58]: "You've both been headhunted."
Alice Dyer [14:01]: "Enforcing the evil will of a self-interested government one taxpayer funded paycheck at a time."
Samama Khalid [14:23]: "You're forgetting about the one where Colin went mental and built an army of robots to torment us in his cyberpunk sex dungeon."
"The Magnus Protocol - What If #1" effectively sets up a complex narrative that intertwines technological advancements with deep-seated human emotions. The episode raises pertinent questions about the cost of progress and the value of personal connections in a highly efficient environment. As characters like Alice and Samama navigate their professional and personal dilemmas, listeners are invited to ponder the delicate balance between innovation and humanity.
The introduction of potential job opportunities by Sarah Gibson Tuttle hints at future plot developments, suggesting that the characters may face new challenges and moral quandaries. Additionally, the mention of alternate timelines and Colin's possible descent into madness opens avenues for exploring darker and more intricate storylines.
Overall, the episode combines sharp dialogue, relatable conflicts, and a touch of dark humor to engage listeners, making it a promising start to "The Magnus Protocol" series.
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