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The Morning Stream
Hosted by Scott Johnson · EN
The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day!
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TMS 2985: Pig Moisture
Mar 3101:10:47Tap to summarize6 1/2 inch vine analysis. Panthers are Pigeons. Lulling you into the sixties. Brian watches too much Television. We're not livin' in the best house. Zartan asks what's in your wallet? Buck Fiddy Glizzy. We Called the Beard Zoe. Here Comes Some Green Poops. A Very Special TMS Quiz. Shit! I mean yes. Were There Chicks in the Bucket on Petticoat Junction? Succulent Chinese meal. This is about the jugs of Chuck. YOU CAN ROLL DICE! w Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Transcribe →TMS 2984: Big Pastrami
Mar 3001:09:01Tap to summarizePaying in Dong. Big Meat Log. Tinker, Taylor, Soldier, Pokemon. Plenty of Boob Tape. These Pescatarians Are Stabbing All The Fish. Then What Was Scott Feeding the Cat?!? Old Wilted Carrot And A Piece Of Gum. You Get NO Murders, NO Teslas & NO LT YAR! I Wanted Waffle House, So I Went to Waffle House For Waffle House. I don't like Greg with two geeeeeeeeeees! Newspaper underwear. The picture of the Cat on the tin means that it contains chunks of Real Cat. A Pointless Kerfuffle. Grunts and Pain. Judy Dench cool and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Transcribe →TMS 2983: Oliver Garden
Mar 2501:12:05Tap to summarizeTom Nook and His Damn Kids. In space, no one can hear you gamble. The Pokemon Who Smealt It Dealt It. Schlonk Down to the Floor. Are you the Gerp? Left Kevin At The Table. SORA loser. A tiny gap in your bottom. You had me at everything you said. Rubbing, plugging in and Finding the right hole. That was some PreShow. Get out of the shit, Gerp! No Shores for Old Men. Let Me Tap for you, Grandad. The Adventures of Jacketcoat Cardigan. Sea of Flesh with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Transcribe →TMS 2982: Spoonfuls of Lard
Mar 2401:16:55Tap to summarizeRegretting The Hot Dog. Bird Fingering. I Don't Like Chatty Phlebotomeeeee. Effin' BitCoin! Pocket Taco Seasoning. Local Hate Figure. Real Guinnea pig, fake jaw. Glissy in the Sun. Certain Protein Bars. Have I told you I have BitCoin. 98 Problems and a Frog Ain't One. Is there Diplomatic Immunity for Nerdtacular cuz I like really wanted to know. The humpsman. You don't know Jovovich. If You Want a Travis, Eat a Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Transcribe →TMS 2981: Never go full pie
Mar 2301:26:57Tap to summarizeDig Your Own Grave & Save! First dead, first served. I don't like cups with cat PEEEEEEEE! We taste with our smell. Douche Noodle. None Of This Is Live. None Of This Is Real. It ain't legal until its done in Mississippi. Cat Urine is an Acquired Taste. Nobody goes to secret pizza because its too busy. Playing the Leo Moment. He Ordered A Virgin. He Didn't Get A Virgin. A Nice Healthy Pork-Based Breakfast. Toe-to-Toe with Crow. Perfect diner food. His Name Is Balls w Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Transcribe →TMS 2980: Jackson Polyp
Mar 1901:13:18Tap to summarizeThe Call is Coming from INSIDE the Colon! Hi Brian! How's Your Arsehole? We Only Want Her Laying There For HALF A Day!! Mom's got a fresh batch of runnin' butter! Spider crotch phone. With great polyp comes great responsibility. Schmidt Crateefter. Must Hang Sally. Pinchers vs fangs. You sleep. I watch. Nekkid Phone. Stoned and funny. They Named the Cat Winston. I've moved the yogurt. I do like SLEEEEEEEEP with Wendy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Transcribe →TMS 2979: Pinch, Don't Punch
Mar 1701:10:17Tap to summarizeHump plumping injectables. Dr. Early Fingers. Sloan And The Family Sty. Tarot Card Psychic Never Saw It Coming. How Evil is Your Residence. You'll have No Will Smith, No Sean Penn and No Lt. Yar! Camel Tampering. Mumbo Jumbo Salesman. All The Shillelagh Ladies. Tiny Pricks In The White House. This Tea isn't very Clare. All the food Brian can't have today. No Prizes For Randy. She Does Look Like A Rachael. Being Philanthropistic w Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Transcribe →TMS 2978: Full Warburton
Mar 1601:17:32Tap to summarizeOperation Baja blast. Beating the hood till it's flat. Mmm Mold Holes. Six Times the Charm. Mr Pee Pee Poopypants. Narcissistic gate keeping butthole. Fingering the Cookie Jar. Look at the Seam on that Guy. Double Teaming Dunaway. Wait...My intestines are curled up? Release the Gloop be gone! Lazy electrons. Board Game People Don't Expect Much. This is why you go to Claire's. Ooh ohh ooh oh Bobby, Frankenberger, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Transcribe →TMS 2977: Bartholomew Cheesecake
Mar 1201:10:58Tap to summarizeAre There a lot of Cherries in the Black Forest? Zee Coconuts. Letter swaps to Anus. The Ancient City of Zubba Zubba. The Romulans and the Capulets. Gotta get down on Pi Day. The All Day Bird. Marky Mark Removal Specialist. Kip-Bo Spaghetti. Bask In The People. The General Geezer Area. Brian likes pina colada. No Mermaid Left Behind. A Very Limp Biscuit. Being A Jerk About It w Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Transcribe →TMS 2976: Un phoque m'a poussé
Mar 1101:10:22Tap to summarizeWeird Molly Guys. Krypto Currency is For the Dogs. Beardy and the Melon. It's A Show... Of Shit. See more asses with Dunaway. Is goofy a dog? because I like seriously wanted to know. My Friends Went In With LSDeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Pushed By A Rose? I blame Scoop Jorgensen. A smart dog who's into your wife. Goofus cainus. I'm That Type Of Curmudgeon. Lisa Lube. What the Damn Ackroyd is going on. Little diddy about Jack in Wyoming with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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