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Welcome to the no Sleep Podcast 2026 Holiday Hiatus Episode Volume 1 Happy New Year and welcome to 2026. After a busy holiday season, we've chosen to go dark for the week after Christmas. And yes, we're usually dark with our tails, but in this case it means we've turned off the office lights and put a Closed for the Holidays sign on the door. Even we sleepless need some rest. But as always, we're not gonna leave you sans Sleepless stories. We're sharing with you two tales that were a part of our Sleepless Universe platform the past few seasons. So please enjoy these stories for your horror entertainment with our very best wishes. It's our hope that this year will be full of all the best kind of fictional horror for you and very little real horror. Raise a cup of kindness yet for the tales of a sleepless kind?
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In our first tale, we meet a couple dealing with a devastating loss. It's understandable that they'd want to make a new start in a new home, anything to leave their past trauma behind them. But a new home doesn't always mean a brand new home. And in this tale shared with us by author Jamie Francis Janazian, the couple soon realize that their fixer upper needs fixing in more ways than a new coat of paint. Most of the work is needed downstairs. Performing this tale are Nicole Doolin, Nicole Goodnight, Atticus Jackson, Mike Delgadio, and Dan Zapula. So let's hear the woman explain why she says, my family is refusing to leave the basement.
Annette (Narrator of first story)
They've been down there too long. I keep telling them they just need to come upstairs, to leave that cramped, dark room of packed dirt and come into the light. We all need to leave this place while we still can. I'm still clinging to the hope that it's not already too late. Did you know that in Connecticut, sellers aren't required to disclose that a death occurred in a home unless you submit an inquiry in writing? I sure as hell wasn't aware. Not until after we'd already moved in. Until it was already too late. I wonder if whoever buys this place after we're gone will think to ask. I did later learn that the realtor regretted selling to us, that if he had known our situation, he never would have shown us the place. I can't help but imagine what our lives would have been like if we'd never bought the small fixer upper off of Lake Shore Drive. That's all moot now, of course. If it weren't for the price, we'd never have looked at it in the first place, especially since it had been a foreclosure. I hated the feeling of building our lives on the shattered remains of someone else's. But Gideon and I needed to move. We had to. We couldn't stay in our old house, its recently vacated bedroom dangerously close to becoming a shrine. We couldn't keep going to the same grocery store in our tiny town, where everyone knew and regarded us with looks of pity. Once we moved to Bridgeport, we were just two more people amongst a hundred thousand. We could mourn in peace and anonymity, lost in the throngs. But living in the city doesn't come cheap. So that's why Gideon and I were looking at a fixer upper that had sat vacant before the bank eventually reclaimed it. I should have trusted my gut when I thought something about the place was off. The new, cheery welcome mat seemed at odds with the rest of the house, which gave off an aura of a deep, almost crushing sadness. It hit me like a wave when we first walked in a split second before the scent of rot and decay followed in its wake. The realtor apologized and said that they'd found fridges full of rotten food from when the prior owners left the place abandoned. He assured us that he'd dealt with something similar before, and with a few windows left open, it'd air out in no time. The house was outdated in parts, yet remodeled beautifully in others. It seemed the prior owners had apparently begun the process of painstakingly restoring it before they abandoned the place, leaving behind a new kitchen but upstairs, bedrooms that were missing flooring and plastered with faded, mildewy wallpaper. As we approached the door to the basement, the smell intensified to eye watering levels. There was something else that gave me pause, too. Something about the basement. The space was cramped, all unfinished dirt floor and exposed brick. Beyond the small area that had been separated, set up for a washer and dryer, right at the edge of where the faint light from the single pull string lamp faded was a small wooden ladder leading down into a darkness that soon swallowed it up. Despite the realtor's best attempts at leading us away from it, I found myself subconsciously drawn to it, unaware I'd even approached it until I was standing at the edge. What's down there? I felt that wave of silence, sorrow, and longing the closer I got to the packed dirt floor leading down to the blackness. Nobody. For a brief moment, his salesman's smile slipped off of his face, and after an awkward silence, he quickly added, just a crawl space. The smile was back.
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Just a little extra storage space.
Annette (Narrator of first story)
As my husband and I stared at the dark exposure expanse beyond the ladder, we discussed plans to install some lighting to make that space that took up the majority of the basement usable. We planned a lot of things back then. We wanted to place Bree's belongings in one of the bedrooms like we had at our old home, even though part of us knew that their presence only served to highlight her absence. But the rooms upstairs were a mess, riddled with holes through the subfloors, mold behind the walls. So we reluctantly agreed we needed to complete the renovations before the space would be usable. It didn't feel right to put Bree's things in a storage unit during that time, though. Yes, I knew they were exactly that. Just things. Just objects. But no matter how many times I told myself that and it felt like we'd be leaving her in a storage locker. So we wrapped up the rocking chair I'd read to her in in cellophane, lovingly packed the stuffed animals and Barbies and With the rest of the house being in the state that it was, we tucked them neatly into the only place safe from construction, the crawl space close by and protected, while we made a safe, more permanent place for them. At first I expected us to spend all our free time down there, like we used to in her room at our old house. But something about that place alarmed me as much as it called to me. I think that even before we'd finished placing her belongings down there, we realized that we'd made a mistake. Some part of me knew. Maybe it was the look of that place, the black dirt that seemed to swallow up any light we directed at it from headlamps and flashlight beams, or the overpowering smell of lingering rot mixed with old earth. Maybe it was that feeling, the one of emptiness I'd felt when we first moved in had been replaced by something far worse. As we placed the final box, the stale air down there was thick with a sinister sort of excitement. Even then I had a vague feeling of no longer being alone. It didn't take long for the noises to stop. Start. I was running a load of laundry when I heard it over the rumble of the machine. A prolonged shriek, the sound of something sharp being slowly dragged across cellophane. It was my first time alone in the basement, and to hear that emerging from the claustrophobic space. At first I thought it was Gideon down there, opening the rocking chair, and I smiled sadly at the thought of him leaving work early, succumbing to the need to feel close to her again. I, too had felt the burning desire to go down there, despite myself, couldn't resist. I called down to the space. The sound abruptly stopped, and I heard the shuffling along the hard dirt. I put a foot on the old wooden ladder, figured I'd join him so he wouldn't be alone. It felt right, going down into the darkness. No one should have to be alone, especially in a place like that. That's when I heard footsteps from upstairs, followed by Gideon's voice announcing his arrival home from work. I sprinted up the basement steps, out of breath and nearly tripping as the only thing running through my mind was that if Gideon was upstairs, who the hell was in the crawlspace? As I was about to describe what I'd heard to Gideon, I suddenly felt silly. I was in a new place, with our past wounds still so fresh. Of course I was imagining things. The next morning I was working from home when I heard it echo through the previously silent house. A giggle. A familiar sounding, one coming from outside the kitchen window. I didn't remember leaving the window open, but when I went in to check it was closed, still the laughter continued. That's when I realized it wasn't coming from outside. It was coming from below, floating up through the grate under the stove. It went on like that. Every so often the sound of her soft laughter would float up from the basement. But there was a wrongness to was laughter in name only, hollow and joyless, lacking the light my daughter had always carried. Gideon never mentioned hearing it, so I never brought it up. At the time I thought maybe I was just losing it due to stress. The stress of losing Bree, of starting over in a new city. Looking back now and recalling the circles under my husband's eyes, the grimness there. He must have been in the same boat the first time she spoke to me. I'd been bringing down a box of Christmas decorations.
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Mom?
Annette (Narrator of first story)
I nearly choked on the air I'd been breathing. I never thought I'd hear Bree's voice again. For a moment I thought I dreamt it. Are you coming? The voice song, like, floated up from the dark. From the crawlspace. A dry little cough echoed out. I lost my I ran upstairs and I finally told Gideon. My husband gave me a look when I did, a look that said he understood, and if what I needed from him in that moment was to go into the basement and duck into that dark little crawl space so he could tell me everything was okay, then he was going to do it. The little room was pitch black as I followed him into it. All of our attempts to install lighting down there, temporary and otherwise, had failed, and the dim glow from the single bulb in the basement was swallowed up before even descending the ladder. We clicked on our flashlights. I wondered if he, too, had heard the sound of something moving across the packed dirt that echoed out seconds before we directed our beam towards the darkness. The sound of scurrying. Gideon gasped and a moment later turned to reveal what he'd seen. A blanket had been placed across the hard dirt, one of Breeze, adorned with smiling characters from her favorite animated movie. Stuffed toys were strewn along it. A single book lay open off to the side. I didn't even need to see the impression left on the blanket to know that someone had been sleeping down there. Gideon shot me a questioning look.
Narrator/Host
I didn't open the boxes.
Annette (Narrator of first story)
He stared into the empty space for a long time before he nodded absentmindedly, insisted we leave the house, called the police to seek out whoever had been living in our home. It was a long night. We gave statements to one officer as the Other searched the home. I don't know what was worse. When the first officer said there was no evidence anyone else had entered the house, or when the second officer stayed back to speak to me in hushed tones.
Co-Host/Interviewer
You've lost someone.
Annette (Narrator of first story)
I nodded in surprise, even though it was a statement and not a question. He leaned in.
Co-Host/Interviewer
Look, whatever you think you hear down there, it isn't real. Nothing good could come from a place like that.
Annette (Narrator of first story)
You've been in the crawl space.
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I got called to do the wellness.
Annette (Narrator of first story)
Check on the Makowskis, and he stared off into space for a long moment before he quickly shook his head as if trying to escape from his own thoughts.
Co-Host/Interviewer
Well, I found them. They were down there.
Annette (Narrator of first story)
The Makowskis. It took me a moment to place the name as that of the prior owners. I'd seen the name on some mail we still received for them and brought back to the post office. What were they doing down there? I asked, even though the look on his face had me questioning. If I truly wanted to know the.
Co-Host/Interviewer
Answer, they weren't in a position to tell me.
Annette (Narrator of first story)
He stared past me towards the house.
Co-Host/Interviewer
There wasn't enough left of him.
Annette (Narrator of first story)
That night I couldn't sleep. I dreamt of the prior owners who never left this place. I dreamt of breeze. I dreamt of the crawl space. I awoke to the feeling of eyes on me. Gideon was sitting up in bed, giving me a concern, laden stare.
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We need to talk about last night. I don't think you should go into.
Annette (Narrator of first story)
The basement by yourself. My response was silence. Confusion.
Co-Host/Interviewer
You don't remember what you said to me?
Annette (Narrator of first story)
He whispered it as if he thought someone else could be listening. I shook my head.
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That you wanted to go down there.
Narrator/Host
To be with her, that. That you didn't want her to be alone in the dark.
Annette (Narrator of first story)
My horrified expression seemed to mirror his own.
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You know she's not down there, Nettie.
Co-Host/Interviewer
She never was.
Annette (Narrator of first story)
I knew that. I mean, rationally, I did. And who. What is down there? I'd never seen my husband look more afraid than in that moment.
Co-Host/Interviewer
I don't know.
Annette (Narrator of first story)
The longer I stayed away from the basement, the louder her laughter got, the more persistent the pleading whispers when the hushed pleas turned to crying. God, I couldn't take it anymore. I had to go see her.
Narrator/Host
Are you coming?
Annette (Narrator of first story)
I found myself drawn to the sound. Parental instinct still there, a mental phantom limb. I knew I made the right decision as I descended. Well, until I looked at her. Eyes glinted up at me from the well of blackness beyond, and the sobbing ceased instantly, like someone had flipped a single Switch. No, baby. My mouth was dry as the rational part of me desperately screamed at the rest of me, reminding me I was not talking to my daughter. I can't. I fumbled with my phone for the light, half expecting to see her staring up at me, big brown eyes wide, half afraid of what I'd see. As light flooded the room, I heard a soft movement, something wet, sliding across the packed dirt of the ceiling. But I saw nothing. The little storage room was empty. As soon as the light went off, though, those eyes were back, regarding me from higher up along the wall, moving steadily downwards, never once blinking or darting away from my own.
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Please.
Annette (Narrator of first story)
My stomach dropped as I felt a chill at my proximity to the thing, mimicking my daughter's voice. Something I'd apparently just caught in the act of crawling down the wall.
Narrator/Host
I don't like the dark.
Annette (Narrator of first story)
That's what broke me. That's what led to my husband finding me broken down, bawling at the kitchen table. I begged him not to go back down, but he insisted. This was our home. He'd said if we couldn't feel safe here, then where could we? So we went down into the basement, me with my phone light and him with the emergency flashlight. It was bold of me to assume that the situation couldn't possibly get worse. By the time I descended the little ladder, he'd already walked into the room. He had his back to me, standing in the shadows. Gideon, where's your flashlight?
Co-Host/Interviewer
I turned it off. She doesn't look like I remember.
Annette (Narrator of first story)
He never turned to look at me, his broad frame blocking whatever he was seeing from my flashlight beam.
Co-Host/Interviewer
Annette, can you please go upstairs, pack.
Annette (Narrator of first story)
A bag for us? But.
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Now, please.
Annette (Narrator of first story)
He told me to leave without him if he didn't come back up within 10 minutes, to leave the house if he didn't come out of that basement, and to never come back. Call movers to get our things. I nodded, numb. So I waited. I waited. 10 minutes. 20, 30. After an hour had passed, I went down to the basement. And the ladder was gone. He must have pulled it down to keep me from coming after him. I felt a wave of unease, but infinitely worse, a sick pang of jealousy. Jealousy that he was down there and I wasn't. I whispered Gideon's name into the dark.
Co-Host/Interviewer
Why haven't you left yet?
Annette (Narrator of first story)
Babe, it's time to go. We need to leave. All of us. No, Nettie.
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It's too late for me.
Annette (Narrator of first story)
A day has passed since then. I'm still here. I can't force myself to leave. I just want us to be a family again. This morning when I went down to check on them, the only response that emerged from the crawlspace bass sounded like a low, wet gurgle. They've been silent ever since I called the police, but they didn't seem to think that my husband and daughter refusing to leave the basement constituted an emergency. I know Gideon told me to leave, but I can't just leave my family, him and Brie down there in the dark. I'm out of ideas. We need to be together, the three of us. If I can't figure something out soon, if I still can't get them to come to me, well, there's only one option left.
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Deeply hollowed eye sockets stared back at me from a dusty art history photo book. The image became the reason for my weeks long fugue state in college shortly after I declared myself a fine arts major. I was one of those college students where, without lofty ambitions, I expected to study the Renaissance and Impressionism, stare at large canvases in museums, and try to find meaning in places I had never seen any meaning at all. Regular activities found in the study of art, I thought, and all so subjective that any answer I gave in class or on a test could pass. I felt confident that the fine arts track offered the leniency I sought and excluded strenuous intellectual labor. I didn't expect much of myself or my major. I also didn't expect Elara Claire. Claire, a figurative painter from the late 80s, was a disquieting woman personally and in her craft. It may be easier to write her off as insane, manic, or brutally deranged, but the truth of her is more prosaic than that. She was scorned, indignant, calculated, spiteful, but most undoubtedly self possessed, sane, and arguably one of the most gifted figurative painters of her time. But she exercised merciless wrath upon her subjects with such inventive depravity she could have scared Francis Bacon out of his grave. Convinced her husband entertained multiple affairs during their marriage, she depicted his mistresses, real or imagined, in various states of brutal injury. Some were alive, but appendages and eyeballs were missing. Violently torn from their bodies, their jaws opened so wide they appeared dislocated. The detail was so lifelike that the blood appeared to droop off the canvas. Claire's paintings weren't simply for therapeutic expression. By 1995, Claire was wanted in connection to the murders of several women involved in her husband's trysts. The injuries on their bodies mirrored those painted on her subjects, supposedly an unrepentant confession within. A suicide note was found next to her body, confirming police's suspicions. As usual, I delayed my thesis project up to the 11th hour and found myself frantically pulling books off the warped wood of an ancient library shelf. The only parameter of the assignment was to choose an artist we found personally compelling, whether in form or subject. And in the weeks following the discovery of that book, I became overcome with fervent obsession. Long after the assignment was turned in, I was uninspired to do anything that didn't involve thinking or talking about Claire's work. Once I woke out of a deep sleep to find myself holding a kitchen knife parallel to my eye, poised for a lateral slice, I withdrew from life, friends, hobbies, everything. It wasn't until my mother broke down my apartment door and discovered discovered me in my filthy twin bed that I snapped out of it. My room was littered with torn pages and prints of Claire's frightful visages that my mother spent hours throwing away. The fog began to lift after that. The name Alara Claire vanished from my memory for a couple of years. In my senior year, an unpaid internship catalyzed my 10 year career at Enigma, an oddities museum in the OC so bustling town of Wallace, Idaho. Technically it's a city by size, but the population equaled the maximum capacity of a strip mall in middle America. This strip mall features an abandoned JCPenney and a mining museum and enigma. One 15 minute interview later and I was Jerry Thorne's curation intern. Jerry was a just over 5 foot 9, balding man in his 50s who wore graphic T shirts and one pair of ancient red Converse that were a little too big for him. Enigma was his over midlife crisis purchase and he couldn't afford to hire help. In the early days, he walked the line between jolly mentor and ruthless dictator as a boss, constantly rearranging items in his display cases down to the millimeter. He sourced most of the inventory from scratch. Sketchy sellers on Facebook Marketplace. A few years ago he'd nearly bought bleached bones from that company up in Boston that hired morticians to steal body parts from the morgue. Honestly, I think had I not told him about it first, he would have conveniently overlooked the scandal. At first, the novelty of a new attraction in town drove business long enough that I could take credit for the success. It was a real money modern day freak show in there and I was the carnival barker. It didn't take much to elicit the interest of passing tourists. A glass case with a thrifted vintage doll, a plaque detailing its entirely fabricated curse, and a listing on Atlas Obscura go a long way. For most of my time there, business went well enough that I made it into Jerry's ancient payroll system at 16 bucks an hour. Enough in Idaho money for a comfortable shack and not too much demand on my stunted work ethic, or lack thereof. May was International Taxidermy Month. Not an actual federally recognized holiday, but a random month. I chose to slap together a bunch of stinking dead mammals in various Frankenstein states. It was nothing more than a marketing ploy. Ten years in and the gimmicks were starting to run dry. In one corner, a taxidermy rat is dressed as a priest. Interpret that however you wish, a monkey with eight legs labeled spider monkey. And yes, I think myself quite clever, for this one is suspended from the ceiling as I rub my hands together against teeth grinding anxiety. A banner reading International Taxidermy Month Open OPENING Night starts to peel itself away from the wall. Sweat materializes at my hairline and I glance at Jerry's expression to gauge the likelihood that he will fire me on the spot. No one shows up to a party on time. It's a faux pas. I keep my eyes locked on the entrance, willing one, just one off putting guy with an over waxed mustache to walk through the door. The silence between Jerry and I pulls taut in my chest. Jerry huffs and checks his watch.
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Okay, I'm calling it.
Narrator/Host
He turns, tearing the banner down and nearly clocking me with his elbow. He crumples up the cheap vinyl and throws it in the trash. I follow him towards the basement office, taking the banner out of the trash bin and smoothing the wrinkles while I catch up behind him. Leave it to the residents of Wallace to be above taxidermy art. I figured they'd be bored with the usual Bigfoot stuff. Cryptids and taxidermy should get their own month so I don't have to take this kind of risk. Jerry walks with purpose, a step or two ahead of the pace his gate normally allows for, which worries me. More silence. My chest stretches tighter. Descending the stairs, we passed by pictures of Jerry and eventually myself ad Enigma over the years hung on the exposed brick wall, interspersed by dusty shelves full of shrunken heads. Me when I graduated college. Me on my one and five year anniversaries, birthdays and other milestones over the years. Jerry took every one of them like a bizarre but proud father figure. Now he's more like a customer who wants a refund. Notorious for being unable to read a room. I open my big mouth. Hey, maybe this isn't an opportune time. But since no one's here. Jerry stops walking and tosses a look mixed with irritation and disbelief over his shoulder. I realize what I just said and struggle to recoup. Yet here, yet I thought we could Talk about tenure or something. Do art curators get tenure? Anyway, coming up on a decade here now and Jerry slams his fist on a wall mounted display case, cutting short my half baked petition for financial security. A few skulls hanging alongside the shelves quake against the brick.
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Goddammit, Cass. When are you gonna take ownership of anything?
Narrator/Host
His outburst causes me to rock back in shock. Jerry's an emphatic guy, but rage rarely appears in his behavior. Um, where did that come from? I ask pathetically, feigning indignance. Redness floods the back of Jerry's neck. I'm in trouble now.
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Where did. Are you kidding me?
Narrator/Host
He throws his hands in the air as we hit the bottom landing. Jerry shoulder checks the corner of his office door on the way in.
Co-Host/Interviewer
You know I don't expect much from my interns. I knew I was the last choice for all you fine artsy fartsy kids.
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He jabs an accusatory finger in my direction.
Co-Host/Interviewer
And that's what you were at the time? A fucking kid. I thought you'd grow out of it.
Narrator/Host
Out of what?
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Lack of ambition? I thought you wanted this place to thrive.
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I mentally prepare a slew of excuses. I do want it to thrive. But the economy? We live in East Bum Fuck Idaho. Tourists have no taste. But Jerry isn't done.
Co-Host/Interviewer
I know you're not stupid, Cass, but my God, are you lazy.
Narrator/Host
The words cut to the bone. I go numb momentarily until Jerry's voice brings me back into the room.
Co-Host/Interviewer
Did you even look into that smelly bunch of corpses before you decided to slap them up in my gallery? Or did you leave everything to the last minute again?
Narrator/Host
It's an oddities gallery, Jer, and you have to admit it can't be everyone's cup of tea. I watch Jerry turn resolute. The tide of red recedes from his collar just a bit.
Co-Host/Interviewer
Today's officially your last day. Clock out at 5.
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It's approaching 4:30 as I rock in my computer chair. Missing rent payments the last few months should be all the pressure I need to make something happen before all this. More than pressure, though. I need praise, approval, the A on an essay I didn't write. But I'm too used to living on borrowed time, which is turning into stolen time as I sit at my office desk helplessly refreshing Facebook Marketplace. I slam any synonyms for weird, oddity or cursed into the search bar. Nothing but phony haunted dolls, which in reality were just someone's great grandmother's toys, all produced in an era when all dolls qualified as creepy. I imagine the eviction notice on my apartment door. The embarrassing call to my already disappointed parents begging for my old room back. I open Instagram and Doomsday Scroll. None of my usual vendors have anything new or exciting, so the Discover page becomes my Hail Mary. I trade the previous search terms for something broader. Estate sale, Idaho. Random accounts return from the search townies with one or two filter to help. Pictures of pets and half eaten sandwiches. Nothing relevant, let alone good. I'm about to hit my lock screen in defeat when one post catches my eye. An account with the handle idahoestatecurios made a post two days ago. Caption Estate Sale Saturday Beautiful treasures, timeless antiques, and unforgettable works of art. 394 Magnolia Avenue. 10am to 4pm tomorrow. I know that neighborhood, too. Closer to Silver Valley, where the more wealthy of Shoshone county reside. If someone died there, they were rich. Not only do wealthy people have needle in a haystack levels of art, but they also tend to be total freaks. I'll take a haunted duck decoy. At this point I hear Jerry before I see him, his footsteps heavy and unsubtle. I exchange my sadness in my expression for deliberate indifference and avoid his gaze. He stops in front of my desk.
Co-Host/Interviewer
All right, you're done now. The agreement was five. It's 5:30. Been a good run, Cass, but I'm hemorrhaging over here.
Narrator/Host
He pauses, somehow out of breath. From God down the stairs.
Co-Host/Interviewer
The last person that came here today wanted directions to the Medieval Torture Museum.
Narrator/Host
I ignore him and continue my diligent social media scroll.
Co-Host/Interviewer
Don't make me the bad guy. I've been good to you, Cassandra. Just leave.
Narrator/Host
I went at my full name. Digging deep, I find something scathing to lob in his direction. Yeah, really enjoyed the 16 bucks an hour and three whole sick days a year. Some serious perks in this place. You should offer Google some employee retention advice. They could learn a thing or two from you, Jer.
Co-Host/Interviewer
Cassandra, I'm dying over here. And the blood's on your hands.
Narrator/Host
Despite a slight annoyance that lingers in his tone, I can tell he's open to negotiation. I finally look at him, one hand poised on my monitor. So much for supporting the next generation of artists, eh, Jerry? I turn my monitor towards him so he can see the Instagram post.
Co-Host/Interviewer
What am I looking at?
Narrator/Host
A treasure chest for Enigma. Estate sale near Silver Valley. I sing the last word like I'm dangling a treat above a dog's nose. Jerry drags a hand over his face, redness returning with a vengeance. I tried to head off the fight he's gearing up for that neighborhood is crawling with rich weirdos. Whoever died this time probably kept heads in jars. Unshrunken ones if we're lucky. The gallery needs some nasty jer. You know the general public is desensitized. I wave my hand around and bold theatrics now. We need some blood and guts in here.
Co-Host/Interviewer
This is supposed to be a family friendly museum, which is why no one is coming.
Narrator/Host
It's boring. I can't tell if it's exasperation or fledglings of hope, but Jerry's thinking. He stares past me in contemplation for a moment without smiling, speaking. The wheels are turning.
Co-Host/Interviewer
You go off the clock, I ain't paying you another dime until there are bodies on that gallery floor.
Narrator/Host
He says this without meeting my eye. He leaves and I lean back in my chair, my mouth curling into a smirk. Saturday arrives and I snooze my alarm five times, guaranteeing I won't have time for a shower or breakfast. I get in my beat to shit 2003 Honda Civic and head towards my only hope of keeping my job. The house is the kind of unremarkable all cookie cutter mansions are, a neutral color palette on the outside that likely matches the inside. Devoid of personality but abundant in its market appeal, the manicured lawn, unweathered shingles, and contemporary glass front door scream wealth. I watch a young hipster looking couple walk from the front entrance to their car, disappointed and scowling. More notably, they're empty handed. Damn it, I'm too late. Somebody must have cleaned out the place. No one would leave this Playboy mansion without something valuable. Well, I think I'll be able to sleep in all I want once Jerry cans me, but I have enough hope to get out of the car and drag myself up the walkway. One of the hipsters calls backward to me as I pass them.
Co-Host/Interviewer
Don't waste your time. It's just a hoarder house. A bunch of worthless junk.
Narrator/Host
I press my lips into a polite smile and nod. The front door has one of those ancient door knockers shaped like a lion. It clashes with the modernity of the door itself. Feeling like a character in an Agatha Christie novel, I tap the antique brass against the door. I wait. No answer. I push, and though it's unlocked, I struggle against its expensive weight. I quickly discover I'm wrong about the interior. For a second I wonder if I walked into a different house. I glance back at the front door to confirm it was the one I came through the front hall leads to a living room on the right. Wall to wall shag carpet secretes a brown goo that resembles viscous mud. Nearly everything about the inside of this place is either viscous, filthy, or outdated. I walk deeper into the house and find myself standing in front of a conversation pit. Yes, the ones you step down into to sit in. I let my feet fall heavy on the shag and amble down to the coffee table to admire several vintage trinkets sitting atop it.
Co-Host/Interviewer
You're looking for something in particular?
Narrator/Host
A man's voice shoots up my spine and into my ears. I nearly knock over a Swarovski crystal elephant as I try to stand upright again.
Co-Host/Interviewer
Name's Lewis.
Narrator/Host
Lewis. A man similar in age to Jerry, dons a skinny goatee and could audition for any generic mob boss role in Hollywood. Gruff and utterly disinterested. Slightly peeved, with a hint of a New York accent. I'd bet money that he screamed I'm walking here at a car. At some point in his life, in response to his introduction, I squint my eyes as if to say, so what?
Co-Host/Interviewer
The auctioneer. There's not much left to see and I'd like to go home. So can I help you?
Narrator/Host
Oh, I don't like this guy, but I see an opportunity to weaponize his urgency. Should there be some some job saving piece of trash left over from me here? I gather my voice into what sounds like a vaguely transatlantic dialect, which in my mind is supposed to be a sign of dignity. Well, I was looking for artwork to display at my fine art gallery, but don't let me stop you if you're in such a rush for effect. I turn like I'm going to leave. Lewis doesn't bite. All right, so he's not that desperate. I opt for cutting to the chase. Got any paintings? Lewis sighs and turns.
Co-Host/Interviewer
Yeah, but hurry up.
Narrator/Host
He leads me towards a door in the back of the house and opens it. A light bulb threatens to pop as Lewis yanks the string. We're at the top of a dusty basement staircase. A disembodied drip, drip, drip floats up from a leaky pipe. Somewhere it occurs to me that I am alone with a strange man in a strange house, about to step away from the only nearby exit into a concrete basement where technically, an indeterminate amount of bodies could be buried. Poor unfortunate pickers of yore who just wanted an ironic clown painting for their co op apartment. Beaten with a shovel by a disgruntled estate manager, probably. And I could be next. I let my mind run with this exaggeration for a second. But much like ambition, fear is a feeling I don't care enough to be compelled by. Why? I'm not afraid of losing my job, but I am ashamed. Ashamed of failure, ashamed of asking for charity or second or third chances. In this case, I'm closer to my fifth or sixth. Shame tends to dribble down into acts of desperation, and desperation is much more motivating and deafening. That singular light bulb is our only light source, and at the bottom of the stairs it dissipates, creating minimal light over the dust and mildew laden walls. Even in darkness, it would be difficult to miss the piles of torn furniture and misshapen utility shelves, all warped from water damage or humidity. What appear to be hundreds of paintings lay face down and unrecognizable in the wreckage.
Co-Host/Interviewer
Knock yourself out, but make it quick.
Narrator/Host
I ignore his urgency. I lift a couple of frames with the toe of my shoe and recoil as bugs scuttle out from underneath. Lewis watches me from the corner and chuckles at my mild distress. I roll my sleeves up and get to work rummaging through junk. Inexpensive reprints make up most of the of it, and I'm about to call it quits when I see them. My white whale whales spilling out of a utility closet in the darkest corner of the basement. I quickly flip my phone's flashlight on to investigate. Dozens of ornate gold frames with nary a scratch balance themselves on top of one another. I take one from the top of the stack for examination. Bile rushes up my way. Windpipe and I choke when I realize she's back. What might have been an otherwise gorgeous woman screams on the stretched canvas in my hands. Her blonde hair is pulled out in bloody patches and curled in her fingertips, and an eye hangs loose, teetering on her cheek. For a moment the iris appears trained on me. I turn the work, repeatedly ticking off the table checklist in my head. Cracked oil paint, check. Hand wrought nail, check. Darkened canvas, check. And two initials, deftly looped, an elegant cursive. Ec how much? Lewis raises an eyebrow.
Co-Host/Interviewer
Well, you know these paintings weren't inventoried or even mentioned by the previous owner. Ugly things. Why would you want them?
Narrator/Host
You really can't sell them. Lewis doesn't respond. He eyes me curiously, deviously. He lets me based in anxiety. For a second.
Co-Host/Interviewer
I could.
Narrator/Host
How much? Lewis smiles, his eyes catching a glint of devious light. Shit. I'm in the second act of my desperation as I sit on a squeaky leather couch in the bank's lobby. I usually avoid Wesley Credit union if I can help it. Our relationship is as stable as a bear on a tightrope. But these are desperate times. I look at the banking app on my phone to take inventory of how bad things are between the bank and me. A giant message takes up my screen when I log in. Notice your account is overdrawn. An angry red number in the negative sits beside the message, causing me to scrunch my nose a little as if reading it inflicted inflicted physical pain. Ms. Fontaine? Amy the loan counselor says my name flatly and unaffectionately. Understandable given the backlog of personal loans she approved for me that haven't been paid back yet. Amy. I crank my voice up to an overly cheerful pitch. Amy sighs and without a word turns and walks back to her desk. She knows I know the way by now. She plops down in front of her computer and pinches the bridge of her nose. This is what, the third visit this year? And it's only she glances at her calendar. March credit scores do fluctuate, Amy. Yours is more of a flatline than a fluctuation. Cassandra Touche. Well, I was hoping there was some sort of bad or fair credit accepted loan. I need to consolidate some debt. $15,000 should do it. You still need to make a thing called payment on a loan like that. Unlike the last few loans I gave you. Which I appreciate, I say through my teeth before I hear my tone. I straighten up and smile. Amy, I appreciate everything you've done for me. I'm getting a pay raise at the gallery so the money is there almost. I'll be able to make the payments on all all the old loans and this one. Maybe even pay some off in full in a few months. Please, Amy. Amy keeps her arms crossed, unmoved. I start to gaze around the room the way one does when trying to conjure a thought. My eyes land on some God awful mass produced department store art hanging in the lobby. A small child blows on a dandelion, fluffy seeds scattering in a blurry mass towards the lens. It dawns on me then. I let the silence hang between us for a moment, like I'm realizing some inevitable defeat. I drop my hands onto my lap and quiver my bottom lip slightly and I'm pregnant. Amy's arms go slack, her jaw loosening a little. Her eyes blink down to my stomach and I scramble to close my blazer over it. I just found out and I'm freaking out. Gonna be on my own on this one and well, I just want to give this kid a real life, you know? Please. This loan will change my life and hers. I hope it's a girl. Now Amy realizes defeat. She looks at a picture of a young girl on her desk. Her daughter. I hope for my sake. Can't believe I'm doing this. I hope you're telling the truth, Cassandra. I pinch my eyebrows upwards and feigned hurt, my hands still folded on my belly. Amy, I. I couldn't lie about this. Amy shakes her head slightly as she turns on her computer. Within a few minutes I'm walking out of the credit union, eating, green grin plastered on my face, digging for a cigarette in my purse. I need to pick up my paintings from Lewis. I drive to Enigma the next morning after picking up the paintings. My shifts don't usually begin until 10, but I need Jerry to see me in the office, chipper and plugging away at work. I need him to see that I have not only found the exhibit that will save us, but that I have changed too. I fling the door to my Office open at 9 and set to work straightening out the old utility racks and loading the Alara Claire collection into them. Lunchtime comes and Jerry hasn't popped in yet. I know he's ignoring me, waiting to be noticed. Isn't working anymore. J. I hear him shout back from his office.
Co-Host/Interviewer
What?
Narrator/Host
Requesting the honor of your presence in my jail cell. I mean office, please. I hear him sigh and mumble something that sounds like an apology, but it's not directed at me. After an indiscernible click the office phone, I think his few footsteps start towards me. He takes his time, lumbering over to stand at my desk. His eyelids are slid halfway down, preemptively unimpressed with whatever I say to him. I shake off a strange feeling when he looks at me and clasp my hands together. All right, we gotta talk about the exhibit. I stare at him, waiting for curious inquiry or, hell, even a passive aggressive retort, but the glaze in his eyes remains. I ignore this too. For one night only, an exclusive peek into the lost arts of the posthumous painter of the macabre, Elara Claire. Don't get too close. You might catch the curse. I cup my hands around my mouth. Full stadium megaphone mode. Jerry remains unexcitable. Just business today. I see. Okay, here's the deal. We can upcharge the fuck out of these tickets because one, she's a dead artist whose art has virtually disappeared until now, and two, it's gory. I mean, look at this. I jump from my computer chair and stride to the shelves full of Claire's artwork Pulling a piece from the stack, I hold it up to Jerry. In the painting, a brunette woman's eyes are intact, but her throat is splayed open, pulled at either side by fishing hooks, her tendons stretched and bleeding. I can sell things. This kind of attraction, Jerry. I know this work better than anything I've ever curated for Enigma. I set the painting down on an easel so we can both admire it, but almost immediately I feel a fog float into my mind. The past advances quickly on me, and for a moment I'm in that apartment room again, bags so deep under my eyes they look like crap freighters in my face, like one of Claire's painted victims.
Co-Host/Interviewer
Cass.
Narrator/Host
Jerry's question jolts me out of a waking dream. I realize then that my hands are on either side of my throat, my nails digging in and pulling. I fake a scratching motion, like it's normal to tear at your own throat to satisfy an itch. I'm fine. Jerry raises an eyebrow. Jerry, listen to me. These aren't just copies. They're the originals. Do you know the kind of bullshit I had to go through just to take the loan out to afford these things? Do you think I would do that if. If I didn't love this place? He flinches at my question. I see a tear well up in his eyes. Did I finally crack him open? I clear my throat.
Co-Host/Interviewer
Yeah, Cass, Whatever you say.
Narrator/Host
Jerry has never been agreeable to anything, ever. I can't suggest a lunch spot without some kind of argument from him. My nerves keep me talking for talking sake. We could even implement. Embellish a little. Say she used real blood in her paints or something. People will go nuts.
Co-Host/Interviewer
Huh?
Narrator/Host
It's not skeptical, just quiet, mindless compliance. I deflate, but try to summon cheeriness in my final push for enthusiasm, hoping it's contagious. Okay, well, I'm announcing tickets today, so get ready. Jerry nods and turns to leave, a strange urgency at his heel. I remember the apology that I thought I heard Jerry mumble when I called him in. Is there someone else here, by the way?
Co-Host/Interviewer
No.
Narrator/Host
His telltale redness shatters across the flesh of his neck again, but he doesn't sound angry when he speaks. For some reason, he sounds caught. Caught in what? I'm not sure. I just thought I heard you talking to someone in your office before you came in.
Co-Host/Interviewer
Must be hearing things, Cass.
Narrator/Host
He nods his head towards the paintings.
Co-Host/Interviewer
Maybe one of your ladies in white.
Narrator/Host
I hear his footsteps lead away from me and back into his office. His door clicks shut and the lock tumbles Noisily into place. Tiny resentments bleed into the most acute feeling of invisibility. Am I so insignificant, so unworthy of praise or consideration? Is my replacement inevitable? I turn back to my work. I refuse to let Jerry take the wind out of my sails. This exhibition will be unforgettable. I watch in smug victory as hordes of people line up outside Enigma. Jerry's jaw hangs open, scanning the faces of the attendees. They're trying to cup their hands around the frosted glass doors for a peek. Jerry doesn't need to know I use the company card without authorization to boost the posts on our socials advertising the Claire exhibit. This is the first and only time I ever feel pride, a satisfaction with my efforts. I'm sure Jerry can't withhold his approval now. I look at him but before squaring back my shoulders. Showtime. This wakes Jerry from a daydream.
Co-Host/Interviewer
Hey, wait, Cass. I need to talk to you.
Narrator/Host
I feel a waft of air from where his hand misses my shoulder, attempting to turn me around. Too late, I think. I'm already at the door, my heart bursting with adrenaline. Jerry catches up and sneaks out with me. Our guests try to surge forward, but with a command unfamiliar to me. I hold my arms across the entrance to stop them. To my surprise, the anxious block of first time patrons settles, eyes trained on me. Anticipating my instructions, I hold them in reverent silence. Hello everyone. We're delighted you can could be here for this once in a lifetime opportunity. Please get in a single file line and have your tickets ready. Jerry, Enigma's founding father, will scan your QR codes. Once checked in, please go to the exhibit floor for a brief introduction to the exhibit hall of Claire Originals. I smile hard, projecting my confidence across the masses. The crowd shuffles together in one line. A certain gravitas passes over us like an incoming rain cloud. I look at Jerry and wink. He seems anxious, but I mistake it for more disbelief. I return inside and await our guests in the lobby, ready for redemption. The floor is dark save for dramatic uplighting. Beneath paintings, dozens of grisly portraits of women hang in various states of decay and butchery, each more creatively depraved than the last. I painstakingly ordered them from least disturbing, which can't really be said for any of them to most gruesome. A fog machine pours haze into the gallery while an old gramophone plays a screechy violin forward score to tie the whole thing together. Jerry brings up the rear of the last few guests who file in and spread in a semicircle around me. My beaming grin feels inappropriate against the macabre backdrop, like giggling at an open casket funeral. Hello, everyone. There's no turning back now, I say, a devilish grin on my face. A few people politely chuckle and I continue. As you know, tonight is very special. Students and cult followers of Alara Clare know that her work is famously experimental. Women of her time, if they were held in any esteem within the arts in the first place, were not looked upon favorably for creating such perverse images. There weren't many who did not like Mrs. Clare, and it did not garner her much popularity during her lifetime. Many of you are aware, I'm sure, that these paintings I gesture around the room, are not pure fantasy. Mrs. Clare confessed to murdering several of her husband's mistresses before her suicide, creating an extra layer of horror to her body of work, much of which you will see in this room tonight. I studied the gaping mouths of a few patrons before my final tidbit. It's also rumored that Claire used the blood of her victims for some of her paintings. Murmurs spread over the crowd now, excitement and fear rolling into each voice in the room. I look at Jerry standing in the back. His face face shows more fear now. I wonder if somehow he's buying into my embellishment despite being privy to it before. He probably wasn't listening again. Figures. Well, I won't bore you anymore. Please enjoy, but do not take pictures of any artwork. If you do, you'll be asked to leave without a refund. Frantic arms begin elbowing one another as guests compete to be the first in the room. Opening night alone pays for the overhead this month prematurely. Relief washes over me. I find Jerry leaning against a pillar to the side, staring at his shoes. Now seems like a good time for gloating. I stride up to him, but he speaks before I can.
Co-Host/Interviewer
I'm not going to give you a an opportunity to say I told you so.
Narrator/Host
I told you so. Jerry laughs in a display of long, withheld fondness. I hate to admit it, but I could cry at the minor affection.
Co-Host/Interviewer
I did have to turn some people away at the door. We hit capacity.
Narrator/Host
I lose my smug composure and gawk. Has that ever happened before?
Co-Host/Interviewer
Not since you've been here, no.
Narrator/Host
He doesn't say it spitefully. He looks at me like he's about to apologize for something.
Co-Host/Interviewer
Hey, Cass, I need to let you know, since I didn't think tonight was going to go very well, I made.
Narrator/Host
Some calls and ye of little faith, maybe Lewis has some more Claire paintings or Something even worse. I should go back and check. Jerry starts to speak again, but I become distracted by a patron at the gallery's far end. A tiny elderly woman with a hand knit shawl staring up at one of the paintings. Not just staring, though, she's reaching out to touch it. Holy shit, I'm gonna kill her. I cover a distance of 10 steps in just five long strides. Hey, if photos aren't allowed, why the hell would you assume you can touch the artwork? She doesn't respond to me. I look now, really look at this painting. The mistress in this one is holding her own decapitated head. Natalia is the title of the work, emblazoned on the gold plated plaque beneath it. Such a pretty name for someone who met such an ugly fate. Unfazed by the subject, I return to the old woman who produces an oversized box cutter from her purse. I think she's going to damage the painting in some kind of fit of confusion, but before I can ask her what the fuck she's doing, she moves the box cutter to her throat with a speed and strength that defies her age. Without hesitation, she she rams the box cutter in deep, dragging it across with force. The blood spray springs like a geyser, spewing on me, on the art, fucking everywhere. She lifts the box cutter and starts again, retracing the first gash, and goes on like this, over and over, faster and faster, until her head is on fleshy hinges. A scream rips out of me and bounces alone off the walls of the gallery floor. When I hear it in its singularity, I freeze. Why is no one else screaming? I hear the pitch of the gramophone faltered downwards like the auditory equivalent of a Salvador Dali painting. The sound droops, warped through every note. The old woman's head flops to the floor as I look around, her face's dull wet slap secondary to the sight before me. Every patron stands still. A few are frozen in fear, but many are so close to the paintings that their faces touch the canvases. No one moves or speaks for a long time. I hear the sound of someone gagging and liquid splashing on the floor. Jerry is throwing up somewhere in the background. Then, like synchronized swimmers in a bloodbath, the crowd begins tearing, gouging, chewing and mutilating their own bodies. One woman, who appears to be in her mid-30s, mimics a painting titled Gabriella, the subject of which is ripping her tongue out like bloody taffy. Another woman, much younger, probably 20, emerges from the restroom to stand in front of a piece called Rose. A gallon of bleach hovers over her mouth, pouring, pouring endlessly in before she throws it aside and convulsive froth bubbling up to her lips, a morbid twin to the painting in front of her. On and on, as if paying tribute. Patrons end their lives like the subject before them, in such a show of violence that should be impossible for a person to inflict on themselves. For a moment I think I see some of Claire's subjects smiling at the. The hysteria, the ones who still have lips, anyway. The more lucid guests begin screaming and scattering towards the exit, some breaking windows to expedite their escape. Someone bowls me over, and I finally tear my eyes away from the paintings to look for Jerry. He's leaning against a wall as far as possible from the gallery floor. Pinkish bile stains his shirt and his face is drained of all color. All shaking hands, he pulls his phone out of his pocket and pounds, 911. I race over to him, shoving myself across a stream of panicking patrons, and when I reach him, I smack the phone out of his hand. He looks up at me, a different brand of disbelief now, not one twinged with pride, but fear.
Co-Host/Interviewer
What the fuck are you doing, Cassandra?
Narrator/Host
He picks the phone off the floor, the screen cracked but operable, and the operator's voice speaks bait right through.
Co-Host/Interviewer
Sir, are you there? Yes, please. I need help. Enigma Gallery, off of Highway 90 East.
Narrator/Host
I lunge for the phone again, but Jerry quickly blocks me.
Co-Host/Interviewer
Police or fire? Both. And an ambulance. Several ambulances.
Narrator/Host
I start banging my fists on his back, desperate to get him to listen. I'm shrill, shrieking, panicked. It wasn't the violence that scared me. It was the utter failure. I know Jerry thinks this is, but he doesn't get it yet. Doesn't see my vision, doesn't see my ability to pivot or any of my abilities, period. This can't be the end for me. Jerry, listen, this. This isn't a bad thing. This isn't. I didn't fuck up, okay? Look, I told you we needed this kind of thing, right? We need this publicity. Don't throw this opportunity away. This adds value. Blood and guts, Jerry. I can work with this.
Co-Host/Interviewer
We need it, Cassandra.
Narrator/Host
And I do. I shut up. Tears well up in my eyes, but I'm grinding rage between my teeth, jaw muscles flexing as I listen to him beg for help. That fog rolls into my head again. He's not on your side, I think. He never was. He's wanted you gone forever. You don't matter. You're disposable I look at the shattered glass around my feet and without thinking pick up the meanest looking shard in the sight. My eyes jump from it to Jerry a few times before I decide I can't let him do this to me. I zero in on his jugular and step forward once, twice, then throw my weight forward, hand wrapped so tightly around the glass that I bleed first. Jerry senses it coming and staggers out of my reach, but not before I nick him on the Adam's. We both lose our footing and spill clumsily onto the floor. I land hard on my back and lose all the breath in my lungs. Jerry stumbles up before I can and runs out the door. It's just me and the paintings and their twin bodies lying on the ground, staring up in the distance. I hear Cyrus. The needle on the gramophone lifts and all the music stops.
Co-Host/Interviewer
Cassandra was a very sick individual, I tell my new husband. Hire Veronica. I didn't know she wasn't sick when I hired her. I always wanted her to be invested in Enigma. I wanted an employee who cared as much as I did about keeping this place running. Eager to impress me, she nods in understanding. I don't know whether it was the obsession with AA Claire or that she caught one wind of her impending replacement, but something got to her that night and I thought it would be the end of my business. I have to admit that what she said that night did stick with me. Gotta thank her for that. Anyway. Ready for your first day as curator?
Narrator/Host
Ready when you are, Mr. Thorne. I have to ask.
Co-Host/Interviewer
She trails off, hesitant.
Narrator/Host
Do you think it'll happen again? If the curse is real?
Annette (Narrator of first story)
Even if the paintings are gone? Like a curse transfer.
Co-Host/Interviewer
The crowd outside grows rowdy. People start to chant, Let us in. Let us in. Inside, I finish plastering the gallery with framed newspaper clippings featuring Cassandra's mugshot and crime scene photos of the Alara Clare exhibit. One headline screams the Curse of Alera Clare Touches Enigma Gallery. Wax statues resembling Cassandra and Alera stand side by side and every case in the gallery contains ripped out hair or eyeballs in formaldehyde things, all claiming to contain an object from the massacre that night.
Annette (Narrator of first story)
Night.
Co-Host/Interviewer
I shake my head at Veronica. You kids with your true crime podcast this and YouTube sleuth that. I figured this place was done for. I tried to board it up but couldn't keep people from scaling the fence and breaking in just to see an empty room. I pull open a drawer behind the counter and grab a jangling set of keys. I see now, though, this place. It's a cash cow. People will always pay for this kind of thing. Honestly, you got in on the ground floor, Veronica. You should consider yourself lucky. And besides, the curse only seems to affect women. I wink at her. She looks nervous but quick, quickly recovers a brilliant white smile. Hello folks. Welcome to Enigma Murder Museum's reopening debut. A girl about 19 or so pushes to the front.
Narrator/Host
I saw this place on a true crime channel. This is where the Fontaine murderer was, right? Hope it's worth the price.
Co-Host/Interviewer
I think about correcting her. No, no, Cassandra wasn't the murderer, but I don't.
Narrator/Host
Sure. Sa.
Co-Host/Interviewer
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This episode continues The NoSleep Podcast’s tradition of chilling holiday hiatus by sharing two horror tales from their Sleepless Universe platform. Host and team offer listeners eerie, original stories to savor over the festive break with the message that, in 2026, may your horror remain firmly fictional. The duo of tales—“My Family is Refusing to Leave the Basement” by Jamie Francis Janazian and “Priceless” by Kristen Sumido—showcase two very different yet equally haunting facets of horror: relentless grief entwined with the supernatural, and the destructive allure of cursed art.
By Jamie Francis Janazian
Performed by Nicole Doolin, Nicole Goodnight, Atticus Jackson, Mike Delgadio, Dan Zapula
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The episode stays true to NoSleep’s signature blend of menacing, ambient storytelling and character-driven psychological horror. Both stories are intimate but escalating: one is suffused with melancholy and dread, the other shot through with desperation, cynicism, and dark satire of internet-true-crime culture.
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This episode is a showcase of NoSleep’s strengths: atmospheric, modern horror stories that explore both the supernatural and the consequences of human frailty. Whether it’s the ghosts of unresolved loss or the literal and figurative price of infamy, each narrative lingers, leaving listeners haunted by the unseen and the all-too-real.
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