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David Cummings
Water. It gives us life. We are drawn to it, yet it holds immense power over us. It can bring unspeakable horror to the most familiar places. Your morning shower, A tranquil riverbank, or the. The endless ocean. It's time to dive deep into the abyss. From the dark waters of the Cape Fear River, Immerse yourself in horror as
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Mrs. Webber
you
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David Cummings
brace yourself for the no Sleep podcast.
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Kyle Akers
Wait, really? I can come out? I. I can come out and host the show? Oh, right. Right now. I don't.
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Narrator / Dan Zapula
Okay.
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Kyle Akers
I don't have time to get. Okay, yeah, we can do that. Oh, okay. Yeah.
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David Cummings
Oh.
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Kyle Akers
Oh, yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. Host the show. Host the show. I can host. Yeah.
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Narrator / Dan Zapula
Hello, everyone.
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Mrs. Webber
It's simply a scary guy.
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Kyle Akers
Yeah. No, we can't do it. What if I. I'm going to be
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Narrator / Dan Zapula
your host for the.
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Kyle Akers
No, that's not good. Hey, it's. It's me, Sc. Scary guy. No, I don't think we do it in character. I think we do it. I think we do it naturally. I think we just be ourselves.
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Mrs. Webber
Yeah.
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Kyle Akers
Yeah. I'll just be myself. Okay, here we go. Hello, everyone, and welcome to another episode of the no Sleep podcast. It is lovely to see all of you. My name is Kyle Akers. I get to be your host today and take you through four stories. But before we do that, I want to talk a little bit about myself, let you get to know me because you've heard my voice for this long, but I have not really been able to be here out of character. So I am very proud to be the second longest tenured voice actor here, and I'm still gonna figure out a way to get James Cleveland out of here and become the number one. But, James, just know I'm coming for you. My first story was all the way back in season two, episode 12, for a story called Strigoi. Back then, if you've been a listener for that long and you never have seen behind the Curtain, it's actually really fun. We used to pick our own stories and submit them to David and say, hey, is this one okay to read? So I had been a fan. I had been listening since the beginning, and I reached out one day and just said, hey, do you need more voice actors? I was a musician at the time, so I had all of the gear at home, and I had been doing some local underwriting for radio stations around Kansas City, where I'm from. And I reached out to David out of the blue and said, I am a big fan. If you have any room for more actors, I would Love to read something. He said, give it a shot. I picked a story, he said, go for it. And I sent it in. And the email I got back, David said back, is that what you call acting? Then after like three lines, he said, I'm just joking. That was fantastic. We'd love to have it. And I have been a part of it ever since and it has been such an amazing through line for me since all the way back in season two, all the way now to season 24. I have been on this podcast for 23 seasons, which to me is unfathomable that I have been lucky enough to be alongside all of these amazing actors and writers and all of the wonderful, wonderful contributors in every single way to the no Sleep Podcast. When I am not voice acting, I am in school to be a certified registered nurse anesthetist. So that is a three year program and I'll end up with a doctorate afterwards and I'll be practicing nurse anesthesia, which, depending on where I am either I'll be your full blown anesthesia guy doing all of the anesthesia from when you go to sleep to when you wake up back home. Other places there's a whole team doing it, so we'll see where I end up. But I am about to finish up my first year, so I will graduate in 2028 and then become a full time CRNA. I'm very excited for that. My favorite memory that I've had with no Sleep. I was honored to be asked to perform with the no Sleep Podcast at the Stanley, which was, if you don't know, the hotel that inspired the Shining. So being able to perform alongside so many wonderful actors twice, I got to do it two times, which is unbelievable to me, was so much fun. We had big long weekends the whole time. I got to share meals with everybody. We got to go on ghost tours together. It has been an absolute joy to have been a part of those and to be a part of everything that I've been able to be a part of up to this point. So to everyone listening, I've met some of you at events like that. I've been able to chat in discord with you and online with you. It is an honor to be a part of this podcast. I am so thankful for all of you, for everything that you do to send us love and support. And I know that we have just recently rolled out some new merchandise. So if you haven't got a chance to go check that out, definitely check the link in the show notes to see all of our new designs. They look amazing. We've got a lot more designs coming soon and thank you so much for having me be the host this episode. Okay, okay, we'll get into character. Putting on my no sleep voice Putting on my no sleep voice. Alright, here we are. While that wonderful merch won't cost you an arm or a leg, in today's stories, something just might. Our bodies. Are they our vessels or are they our prisons? What does it mean to live in flesh that fails and inside of a body that betrays us? Brace yourself as we find out together this week with stories that explore the horror of the body. So let us take each other's hands, if you still have one, and jump feet first into the horror of our sleepless tales.
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David Cummings
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Jamal
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Kyle Akers
We're all growing older and sometimes facing that isn't the easiest. In our first tale brought to us by author Christine Lajeski, our narrator asks, how do we stay relevant? How do we live life to the fullest, holding onto our routines while the world changes around us? Performing this story are Nicole Doolin, Atticus Jackson, Sarah Thomas and oh and me. Let's listen in to find out if we are all just doomed to grow old and suffer the indignities.
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Mrs. Webber
I was cutting down the personal care aisle, my cart full of raw meat and kale towards the checkout, when I felt that strange prickling in my gut. Shit. This shouldn't be happening. Not so soon. Hobbled by missing toes and limping, I sped up to get away from the shoppers blocking my path. Wet was seeping through my sweater from my navel to my groin. I buttoned my black coat and hunched over the handle of the shopping cart. If that bought me a little time, the blooming odor did not. Heads jerked up, twisted this way and that, searching for the source. A package of adult diapers sailed through the air and landed on top of the meat.
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Narrator / Dan Zapula
There you go, Boomer.
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Mrs. Webber
The lumpy stock boy had been shelving goods for the week of bladder. The young man working with him at least had the decency to be offended on my behalf.
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Kyle Akers
Jesus, Dan, shut up. What's wrong with you?
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Mrs. Webber
It was no use trying to be invisible now. I stared at that big moon face, memorizing the details. I felt nictitating membranes slide over my irises. I blinked them back, but not before Dan glimpsed the pewter sheen on my irises. His face drained of color and with equally pallid bravado, he sneered at me.
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Narrator / Dan Zapula
What are you looking at, Grandma?
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Mrs. Webber
I'm studying you. So I'll remember. Then I hurried around the corner. I stuffed a few trays of raw beef under my jacket, abandoned my cart, and rushed to my car. No one stopped me. I am not incontinent. Aging is filled with indignities. Just the same, this humiliation was so cruel it was breathtaking. I fought back tears as I unlocked my car. I would have to find a new supermarket. This one was 20 miles from my house. I didn't want my neighbor seeing how I shopped pounds and pounds of raw meat and a few bags of leafy greens. How much farther would I need to travel? As I drove, tiny brakes spread across the stiff skin of my abdomen, all dripping fluid with an awful sweet, sour smell not unlike formaldehyde even as it soaked my clothes through to the car upholstery. I gnawed on a raw stake, trying to properly fuel the change that was bearing down on me much too quickly. Once I reached the safety of home, I left the empty meat trays in the car and hobbled down to the hollow chiseled out behind the furnace, dark, warm, and private, wiping away the burning sting in my eyes, reliving my mortification at the hands of that awful boy. I shed every piece of clothing and squeezed into the space just in time, too. Two lacerations rent both sides of my torso and everything oozed out. Pieces of skin fell away. A thin rind formed on my wet organs and bones, then quickly hardened into a chrysalis of sorts. Inside the brittle shell, everything was white. My eyes, barely attached to my brain, bobbed in a broth of amino acids, watching bits of myself, teeth, fingers, liver, and heart float by. Little blue spheres that had formed from my tears rotated as they drifted past. They would alter the mix as my body reformed, as would my bitterness and rage. It was best to let oneself hover in a lucid dream, a pleasant one that anticipated renewed life. But every tiny sapphire orb spinning in that white slough reminded me of that blobby young face and his nasty, flapping mouth. Finally, I felt something like a cool, damp sheet settling and forming a new skin over my refurbished organs, nerves, and muscles. It was actually a flexible sort of carapace, and it was growing thinner with each molt. When it had toughened and dried, I emerged from the alcove and viewed myself in an old full length mirror. I had already lost all the toes on my left foot during a previous metamorphosis. I had to style my long gray hair so it covered the chemically amputated earlobes on either side of my head. This time I found my body had carried out a mastectomy on itself. My right breast was missing. So was the little finger on my right hand. I was down to one killing claw. I trudged up the stairs to find my daughter waiting for me. Lisa's eyes were red from weeping as she wrapped my bathrobe around my body. She guided me to the dining room table, served me tea, and brought out a plate of honey and sesame seed candy.
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Jamal
This one took two days. You lost a breast this time. And this is only supposed to happen once a year. This is the third time in what? 8 months? 9 months?
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Mrs. Webber
9? My voice sounded thin and wispy. The change was supposed to be a renewal. I felt so diminished, so damned tired.
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Jamal
Please don't be hurt. I have to say this. No one in our clan has ever lived to see 70. Our men never make it past 50.
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Mrs. Webber
I know. I know.
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Jamal
I miss Daddy every day. I will miss you every day. But you keep hunting. And for humans, too.
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Mrs. Webber
Not for a long time. Actually, I haven't been all that successful. She was right. I no longer hunted within our clan, even though our own kind provided the best support for our transformations. The last time I ate one of our own was eight years ago when a certain mechanic cheated me. I picked up my car just as he was closing, bit off his head, and gnawed the rest of him down to his shoes right in the service bay. I was slower than I used to be, however, and that meant I could easily have the tables turned on me. It also seemed that I was a test case for what, if anything, supported my deteriorating DNA in my advanced years. Lisa reached across the table and squeezed my hand.
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Jamal
I know your generation did things different. Differently. You took the head off your first mate.
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Mrs. Webber
He was such an asshole. I didn't elaborate, nor did I share that I also ate every one of her half brothers and sisters long before Lisa was ever born. They were growing up to be jerks too.
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Jamal
It's not like that anymore. I mean, you don't want some female doing that to Paul, do you?
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Mrs. Webber
Of course not. However, my son, like all males of our kind, was smaller and weaker than his mate. The women of Lisa's generation were not as strong as her forebears either, counting on animals for fresh kills and a greater reliance on human food took its toll over the course of a lifetime.
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Jamal
Mom, it's painful to watch what you're going through. I know you're not happy. Why are you hanging on?
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Mrs. Webber
What else is there? She fussed over me, suggested I see our doctor. But our physicians are not like human doctors. I know mine. A middle aged male would look me over and calculate how easy it would be to take down a wizened old female. Before I went back to the supermarket, I paid a visit to the burial grove where my mother, my aunt, and some of my cousins had gone to die. It was a cold November night, but I took off my shoes and socks, sank my nails into the bark of a white pine, and climbed to the top. I sat on a branch opposite the one where Mother's fragile husk still hung, fluttering and twisting in the wind. She had curled up in a fetal position so the shell resembled a giant locust with a human head. I have human friends. When we go out to lunch, I eat rare burgers and steak tips. Many of these women are old, with their share of ailments. They like to talk about their spiritual beliefs. I miss my dad so much, they might say, but I feel him watching over me. Or I know my sister's waiting for me. They like to describe their ideas of heaven or reincarnation. It all sounds so lovely, so full of hope. Here in the death grove, I asked mom and Aunt Frances and Cousin Barbara. If they could hear me, if there was anything they could tell me about death. I heard nothing but the rattle of frail husks of what they once were. I'm so afraid. I don't want to die. I climbed down the trunk head first, and drove to the supermarket, where I suffered my great humiliation. I didn't know Blobby Boy's work schedule, but I would return as often as I needed to. I drove into a field near the store, crept to a tree that hung over the roof of the building, and climbed high enough to survey the parking lot and the dumpsters in the back. I was in luck. Young Daniel came out the rear door laden with flattened boxes for recycling. After he re entered the store, I snuck down to the dumpster, undressed, and hid. I would have to overcome him with only one killing claw. That meant less venom and more time needed to incapacitate him. He looked like he spent all his free time in a chair, playing games and binge watching something or other. Even so, one good punch through my flexible but thinning carapace could cave in my sternum and ribcage. On the other hand, I would get to watch the dawning dread on his fat face as I stretched open my jaws. The door opened again and Dan emerged with his young friend, the kind boy who had called him out on his cruelty. I waited for the boy to dump his trash and turn away. Then I shivered violently, which made my arms, fingers, and legs rasp like a giant cicada.
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Narrator / Dan Zapula
Hey, you hear that? What is that?
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Mrs. Webber
But his friend was already back inside the store door. As Dan peeked around the corner of the dumpster, I stepped forward. He gaped at my naked body, the stringy muscle of my thighs, my chest with one breast sagging, the other completely missing. Nictitating membranes slid over my eyes as I swung my left arm, clawed finger extended against his neck. Phlegm gurgled in his throat. His eyes widened and he sagged heavily. Even in my decrepitude, I was stronger than a sedentary human. I caught him under the arms, gritted my teeth, and dragged him into the trees behind the store. There was a kettle hole where I had bundled my clothes. I released the boy's body and let it roll to the bottom. His friend called from the rear door,
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Kyle Akers
hey, Dan, you coming over? Dan?
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Mrs. Webber
He waited a few beats.
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Kyle Akers
Don't screw around. I'll see you there.
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Mrs. Webber
Moments later, I heard the cars departing, then silence. I straddled my prey, enjoying the terror shining through his tears. His breath was turning wheezy and shallow. Anything you want to say to this boomer? I dropped my lower jaw, stretching the cartilage binding the mandibles. The tough mouthparts lowered over my anthropoidal teeth as the orifice yawned impossibly large. I fit the entirety of Dan's week head inside and snapped it off as easily as shearing dandelion tops. I'd read somewhere that a decapitated head is aware of its surroundings for nearly 30 seconds before the lights go out. I hoped that was true. My throat widened to accommodate that first mouthful. Then I turned my attention to gnawing away the rest of his body. It took hours. The distension of my stomach made me look eight months pregnant. I lay back in a bed of dead leaves, listening to my gut purr as it digested. It had been months since I'd had a meal this satisfying. I could have slept for days. But as the moon set, I bathed in the black water pooled at the bottom of the kettle hole, wiped my body free of blood with Dan's shirt. Dressed and crept through the woods, mindful to avoid the cameras mounted at the corners of the grocery store. I found my hidden car and drove home. Danny Boy had provided a huge quantity of luxuriously fresh and nutritious meat. It took more than a week to digest it all. I felt more vigorous and alive than I had in a long time. I followed the news about his disappearance. His car was still parked in the store lot when the manager opened up the next morning. Police found his torn and bloody clothes in the kettle hole. Testing found Dan's DNA alone. No doubt there were traces of some non human saliva if they bothered to look for it. The search expanded to local ponds and swamps. On the day it was called off, I heard a knock at my door. On my front porch stood Dan's friend, the other stock boy from the supermarket.
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Kyle Akers
Mrs. Webber?
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Mrs. Webber
Yes. But how did you.
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Kyle Akers
I'm sorry. My name's Jamal. I wanted to talk to you before you left the store last week. I felt so awful for what my friend did. You took off so quickly. I just had time to grab a photo of your license plate. I found your information at the R and B website.
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Mrs. Webber
He paused, waiting to hear what I had to say. Why did you do that? You had no right. I really don't want to talk about that day.
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Kyle Akers
I know. I know it was wrong, but I wanted to do a wellness check. I could see you weren't well and felt someone owed it to you.
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Mrs. Webber
Jamal's eyes filled with tears.
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Kyle Akers
I. I want to make you an offer. Danny's my friend.
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Narrator / Dan Zapula
He's.
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Kyle Akers
He's a good guy, he really is. But sometimes he's an idiot. I wanted him to apologize, but now
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Mrs. Webber
he paused and took a few deep breaths.
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Kyle Akers
Now he is missing and no one can figure out what happened. And it just seemed important to make things right with you in case he.
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Mrs. Webber
In case he never can. I could feel my indignation softening. Jamal nodded.
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Kyle Akers
I wanted to do something for you, like if I could do the right thing. Maybe it helps Danny somehow. Maybe we'll find him.
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Mrs. Webber
He was a young human with a simple, earnest faith. If he did enough good deeds, God would return Dan, dead or alive, to his loved ones. It was touching. All right. What did you have in mind?
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Kyle Akers
I noticed you have a lot of leaves in your yard.
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Mrs. Webber
I watched from the windows as he spent several hours raking and bagging leaves. Although slight of build, he was strong and tireless, like most active teens. He took off his jacket as he worked up a sweat, and I could see how muscular he was. I offered to pay him, which he refused, then ordered a delivery of pizza and soda, which he happily consumed. He asked polite questions about my children and grandchildren.
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Kyle Akers
My dad died young, too.
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Mrs. Webber
His eyes misted over and so did mine.
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Kyle Akers
I'll come back soon, finish any yard cleanup that needs to be done.
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Mrs. Webber
Jamal wiped grease off his mouth as he rose to leave. No, you've already done too much. He waved my protests away.
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Kyle Akers
You remind me of my grandma. I used to help her all the time.
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Mrs. Webber
I watched him drive away, weighing how easily I could take him if I let him come back, continue to see me as a frail old woman, trust me, as utterly harmless. Sizing him up as a potential meal did not make me proud. Most predators don't live side by side with prey that they genuinely like. Jamal returned two weeks later just as I was on my way out to meet Lisa.
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Kyle Akers
I can finish up the yard work today while you're away, if you're okay with that.
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Mrs. Webber
Tomorrow's Thanksgiving. Doesn't your mom need you to run errands or something?
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Kyle Akers
We're a big brood. In my house, I'm the baby. If I annoy everyone else enough, they tell me to get out of the way.
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Mrs. Webber
Is that by design? The boy grinned.
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Kyle Akers
I'll never say. Are you having company tomorrow?
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Mrs. Webber
I'll be at my daughter's house with my son and his family. Also a big brood. I didn't tell him that our Thanksgiving included a roast turkey with yams and stuffing. Lisa and Eric wanted their children to be exposed to the traditions of their human schoolmates and friends. But the star of the feast would be an entire haunch of raw beef meat, sliced thin and piled high on an enormous platter. It gave the family the basic nutrition they needed to grow. However, my grandchildren, even the girls, were spindlay weak and pallid like veal calves. My daughter and son in law, like most of their generation, insisted the old ways were dead. I kept my mouth shut, but I grieved, knowing this could well be the end of us. I returned from my outing with a nice autumn bouquet for Jamal to give to his mother. I asked him for news on his missing friend. Jamal shook his head.
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Kyle Akers
He's vanished without a trace. If it weren't for the bloody clothes, you'd think he'd been abducted. Dan is dead.
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Mrs. Webber
I'm so sorry, Jamal. I extended my hand and thanked him.
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Kyle Akers
I'll come again if it snows.
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Mrs. Webber
I didn't protest this time. As much as I liked the young man, I knew by the first snow my body would need a fresh kill to keep going. Why did he have to be such a sweetheart? Early in December, there was a 6 inch snowfall. I could drive over it to run errands, but I didn't look forward to shoveling it. I came home to find the walkway had been cleared and my front door was wide open. There were footprints in the flower bed where I hid an extra key under a rock. The key was where it belonged, but that didn't mean he hadn't used it. I knew I had locked the door. When I stepped back on the paving stones, my foot slipped right out from under me. I landed hard on my back, banging both elbows against the ground. I must have cried out, because suddenly Jamal bolted out my front door, a bag of ice melt in his arms.
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Kyle Akers
Oh, I am. I am so sorry. You left your door unlocked. I. I came in to see if you had any salt for your walkway. I found some in the basement.
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Mrs. Webber
I had locked the door. I knew I had, but kept my suspicions to myself.
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Kyle Akers
Are you hurt?
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Mrs. Webber
He extended a hand and helped me to my feet. I winced, but shook my head. Oh. I eased my arms out of my coat sleeves. The carapace on one forearm bore a finely webbed crack, almost like an eggshell. A trickle of plasma leaked through the abrasion. Jamal stared at it, his brow furrowed. I quickly pressed a damp towel to it and went on the offensive. What were you doing in my house?
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Kyle Akers
I was wrong. I thought it would be a nice surprise if I had everything shoveled and salted by the time you got home,
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Mrs. Webber
where else did you go besides the basement? I wanted to ask what he had seen down there. Such as a cozy, dark alcove chiseled into the foundation behind the furnace. Just the right size for an adult to sit cross legged. Or maybe a trail of dried, flaking body fluids from my most recent molt.
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Kyle Akers
Only the basement, Mrs. Webber. I promise I wasn't snooping. There was no salt in the shed, so I thought I would check inside. Like I said, the door was unlocked.
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Mrs. Webber
I didn't contradict him. I reached out and squeezed his shoulder. It's okay, Jamal. I appreciate all you've done. My anger evaporated, although I still felt uneasy. I really liked this boy. His kindness was so touching. Just the other day, I had resolved not to eat him. After all. I realized now I could not let him live. He went outside to finish the shoveling. I set out cookies and made some cocoa, inviting him to sit at my dining room table. When he came back in, Jamal sat across from me, gave me an appraising look as I raised my own mug.
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Kyle Akers
What happened to your little finger?
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Mrs. Webber
I never had one, I lied.
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Kyle Akers
I shouldn't have asked. I'm sorry.
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Mrs. Webber
Not a problem. Would you mind helping me with one more thing? I want to bring my Christmas lights down from the attic.
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Kyle Akers
Sure. I'll put them up for you if you like.
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Mrs. Webber
No, no, Jamal. You are doing too much. I'm sure your mom has plenty of things you could help with. I pulled down the attic ladder and climbed up, Jamal following as I pulled boxes toward the entrance.
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Kyle Akers
Why don't you do your molts up here rather than in the basement?
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Mrs. Webber
Stunned, I whirled around. There was a pewter sheen in his eyes. My heart thudded as I raised my one killing claw. I swiped at the air, missed the boy completely, and stumbled forward, falling to my knees. He slapped both fists against either side of my neck. His killing claws delivered a pair of hornet stings. Then all sensation bled into the floor. You.
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Jamal
You're.
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Kyle Akers
You're nothing like all the males you know.
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Mrs. Webber
He squatted in front of me.
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Kyle Akers
As soon as I saw what was happening to you in the supermarket, I knew what you were. You're one of the boomers, holding onto your place in the world, taking everything you can from the younger generation. You're living in such misery, but you won't just go somewhere and die.
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Mrs. Webber
There was pity in his eyes, even though his smile was a sneer of contempt. My muscles were growing slack. It was all I could do to raise my eyes to his.
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Kyle Akers
My parents rejected the old ways, hunting only animals and buying from the butcher shop. They're wasting away. But my brothers, my friends, we want to go back to our roots. Just not exactly the way you all did.
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Mrs. Webber
I wanted to ask the details, how he grew to be so robust, a hunter who was the equal of any future mate. My mouth cracked open, but no sound came out.
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Kyle Akers
The best prey is our own kind. But my girlfriend doesn't want to mate with me just to bite my head off. She wants someone who can go kill for kill with her while we raise a strong brood of nymphs. So how can we do that?
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Mrs. Webber
I suspected I knew, but Jamal was eager to tell me anyway.
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Kyle Akers
There's a lot of you boomers out there. We're eating your generation just to guarantee we don't go extinct. Seriously, you should have offered yourself to
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Narrator / Dan Zapula
us a long time ago.
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Mrs. Webber
He opened his mouth, dropping his lower jaw to his chest. The horny mandibles slid over his teeth. My little head fit neatly inside his maw. Apparently, reason does persist in a decapitated head. I feel my face pressing against Jamal's velvety throat, sliding down into his stomach. I feel the burning of acids on my skin. And as the lights go out in my brain, I accept my fate. It makes perfect sense.
- [36:40]
Kyle Akers
Foreign.
- [36:47]
David Cummings
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- [40:19]
Kyle Akers
When the world collapses and there's no time to react, how do you survive? In this next story brought to us by author Andrew Welsh Huggins, our narrator has tried to survive but must take shelter with someone he hates to do so. Performed by Dan Zapula, Mike Delgadio and Tanya Miloevich, we find out if our hero can make it to the 29th day.
- [40:56]
Narrator / Dan Zapula
I emerge from the woods, adjust the deer's body on my shoulders, and stare briefly at the pale circle of daytime moon over the compound. The cars and outbuildings sit maybe 200 yards above me on the other side of the road, what was once the road overlooking a wheat field, returning to nature, thick now with feathery goldenrod, bunches of Queen Anne's lace, a few saplings shoulder high. Though I'm eager to proceed, I wait a moment for my presence to register even this far away, I know I'm being watched. He'll keep lookouts. I would when I'm alive. After two minutes, not struck down by a slug from a rifle extended through a distant opening, I readjust the deer and trudge on and upward. For the moment, the ball is in my court. Whatever my intentions, they'd be mad to ignore a visitor with a dressed deer. With that many mouths to feed, from babies to elders, one more won't matter in the short term. If they're watching, they'll also guess I'm clean. They will have spied the desiccated hand hanging at the end of the lanyard around my neck and drawn the obvious conclusion. When the first cases appeared, hardly more than blips on police blotters, authorities blamed drugs. Magical method. Super fentanyl, Wacky weed. Brains cooked by toxic chemicals. It was no surprise that victims lashed out in uncontrollable rage, biting chunks of flesh from colleagues, passersby, family members cracking open brain pans, desperate for the spongy muscle within, feeding an insatiable hunger. Not drugs, it turned out. Not a lot of five year olds cooking smack on spoons. And a lot of five year olds turned. The Chinese were blamed next, of course, and both political parties. And climate change. No one knew. Did it matter? All along, incubation remained a mystery, an understandable puzzle, in a way. History up to that point showed us two basic manifestations of debilitation outside the lightning strike of heart attacks or aneurysms. One what the talking heads dubbed the pox confluence. Gradual decline. Infection followed by symptoms followed by weakness, aches, sores, followed by a last ditch display of agonal fever and death. The slow, observable road to death repeated in so many cancer sufferers and others. Not the case here. The other named the plague conundrum by armchair historians who'd read Barbara Tuchman fine in the morning, dotted with pustules in the afternoon, dead by evening. Bodily stock market crash. Also not the case here. Transmission, infection, dormancy all eluded analysis. Epidemiologists weren't around to provide answers because most were pulpy mounds of flesh in their labs. By the end of the first week, a common transmission source was suspected, but no one could identify it. People who became overnight hermits and avoided all human contact, and people who cared closely for the injured survivors of infected attacks. Each ran the same risk of transformation. Or not physically, fine individuals and newly emerged monsters breathed the same air and drank the same water. The only consistent observation was that after a presumed but unknown incubation period. Madness hatched with lightning speed on a host's final day. You didn't become ill. You evolved instantaneously into a new species. Stories abounded of split second transformations, smiling one moment for face twisted into a rictus of hungry fury the next. The result. People worked and cohabitated with their killers until, with no time to escape, it was too late. As on the day that Brower's son ran to our door, healthy as an ox. It takes me 20 minutes to ascend the hill. The slope is easier than some in this region, but my legs are no match for the weight of a deer against the steepness of the grade. Catching my breath, I look left and see across the hills the northernmost tip of Kinesis Lake, one of the Finger Lakes jewels. Though few people, me among them, risk a visit now, too many infected between here and there, and the stories of what awaits journeyers too grim. The deep lake proved an inviting dumping ground when the morgues burst at the seams and the cemeteries overflowed. I returned my gaze to the barrier before me. A wall of vans and SUVs, end to end, ring the property. Most sag on rims, tires long deflated, but a few look not worse than something rolled off a used car lot, gaps filled by pallets and chairs and widescreen TVs and additional assorted junk, all bound tightly with barbed wire. I have to give Brower credit. He built a fortress out of civilization's detritus in not very much time at all. He had to. When you bear responsibility for that many souls, for that many wives to protect, you can't take any chances. A sound to my right. The creak of metal, the protest of long dormant hinges. The door of a black SUV opens toward me like a wing extended before flight. Nothing happens. Then a boot. Two boots. A boy emerges from behind the door. No, not a boy, but not so long. A young man. He shares Brower's high forehead, shoulder length hair, and blue eyes that match the color of the chicory flowers hugging the edge of the road's crumbling asphalt. Was it this boy's brother, or half brother, who ran to our door? A second pair of boots. A woman in a long dress appears, a red cap covering her hair. The resemblance is overwhelming. Mother and son are greeting me. I have little time to dwell on the conclusion. The rifles in their arms are as new looking as weapons purchased or looted only yesterday or the day before. She speaks but a single word. Hand. I nod, take a step forward, then another, and collapse, the deer falling before me My efforts at projecting strength are over. She waits, impatience on her face. I count to 10, 15, before rising. When she's certain I'm up for good, she hooks the bottom of the lanyard with the tip of her rifle and tilts it upward, inching me close as the lanyard tugs against my neck. She examines the hand, the dried flesh, the ridges of finger bones, the crusty blood. When? Several weeks.
- [49:15]
Jamal
Who?
- [49:16]
Narrator / Dan Zapula
I don't know. She raises her eyebrows. I asked. She was too busy begging. She considers this, nods. I discreetly examine the hand around her neck and the one around the boys. What passes for passports now. A hard calculus. But what choice do we have? She studies the deer.
- [49:41]
Jamal
How much?
- [49:42]
Narrator / Dan Zapula
I was hoping for accommodation. Eyebrows up again.
- [49:48]
Jamal
We're full, I'm afraid.
- [49:50]
Narrator / Dan Zapula
Please. It's gotten so much worse out there. I gesture at the deer. That must be worth something. She hesitates. One night. One. She studies the desperation in my eyes, my lean frame, my tattered clothes. She looks once more at the deer, at the bounty I've delivered. At least 3. 2. 2. I lower my head in a display of dejected acceptance. She nods at the door of the SUV they emerged from. It's an unwieldy process, but I manage it. Me first, then the deer, which I drag through unaided. I catch my breath as I finish, turn and see Brower. He stares at me, his face giving away nothing. The cobblestone house was a godsend at first, perched atop a hill with the view of the Genesee Valley sweeping below us. Unseen approach from any side, almost impossible Initially. Fern and I took turns splitting watchguard shifts, picking off the infected stragglers with our diminishing supply of ammunition. Eventually exhausted, we rigged makeshift alarms, wires strung between posts, cans tied to the wires, candle wax melted onto the cans. The wax helped. Fires we lit beside the ensnared trespassers burn hotter and faster, the sizzling of flesh shiny from adipose. Rich diets dripped onto the cans and wires and posts, replenishing the snares and so on. It couldn't last forever. We weren't fools. But what choice did we have? We were wrong. We had a choice. His name was Brower. He arrived one day and shouted across the yard, keeping his distance from the alarms.
- [52:02]
David Cummings
I can protect her.
- [52:04]
Narrator / Dan Zapula
I eyed the small hand around his neck. 17 is too young to marry.
- [52:11]
Mrs. Webber
Once.
- [52:11]
Narrator / Dan Zapula
Maybe. It's not natural. One man, so many wives. It is natural. Natural. Now you're old enough to be her father. I wouldn't be her father. The comment, aimed at my little sister, was Enough to turn my stomach. Because of the implication and the underlying truth, safety in numbers was everything. Now, ironically, Brower's presence at my doorstep alone confirmed this. Standalone dwellings meant death. McMansions became morgues. With his well protected compound, Brower offered a respite from danger. Because of that, who he took to bed and how many was his prerogative. I'd heard whispers that he implemented his own version of droit du signore instead of vassals brides on their wedding nights, though it was the female companion of anyone seeking refuge. The same whispers said male travelers who refused lost that appendage most precious to us now, a hand. And Brower gained the woman's bed regardless. Difficult to say if all that was true, that many gardens, livestock and guns are difficult to manage one handed. The hands had to come from someplace, though in the end, I refused his offer. Fern was a shy, introverted 17, always hunched over her diary, bookish when we had schools head filled with dreams of science experiments. Physically, she might have presented as a woman, but her thoughts and experience were far from what Brower had in store for her. I won't ask again.
- [54:05]
David Cummings
You're on your own after this.
- [54:07]
Narrator / Dan Zapula
I understand.
- [54:08]
David Cummings
I hope you do.
- [54:10]
Narrator / Dan Zapula
He spoke with compassion, though not malice, which is why I was willing to help. When the boy appeared a few weeks later, 11 or 12 at the oldest, eyes wide, limbs skinny like winter branches, crying. That Brower, his father was in trouble. He was cornered and needed help. His father was willing to rescind elements of his previous invitation. The boy said, though he didn't say rescind. He said, he says he won't touch the girl. I hesitated, thinking of our food stores. Three weeks left at most. I might be able to survive alone. But the two of us. I brought the boy inside, locked him in the pantry, locked Fern in her bedroom with our sharpest knife, moldy biscuits and a bucket, and told her I'd be back as soon as I could. I grabbed a second knife and headed for the far fields. No one knows who first thought of the hands, though. No surprise, surprise how the custom began. At some point, a healthy individual came into contact with an infected's severed hand. A surplus existed because of the savagery of counterattacks, people's attempts to fight back using hoes, knives, swords, plates of glass, anything sharp, usually to no end. But a few lucky ones walked over away. It turned out that even detached, even a day old, three days, two weeks, the hands of the infected interacted with uninfected flesh like acid on soapstone. It didn't take long to determine the opposite was true. A healthy, detached hand steamed and sizzled against the chest of someone infected. An infected, infected hand hanging from an infected person's neck. It roamed the victim's chest like a slow moving spider, as if seeking union. What didn't react was a healthy hand hanging around the neck of a healthy person. A traveler's talisman was born. Travel drops, when hands are currency, which made compounds like Brower's so sought after a refuge if you could reach it and earn admittance inside. I'm searched, of course, as is the deer's cavity. These are rightfully skeptical people. We're not so far gone that the story of Odysseus and the Trojan Horse is forgotten. The discovery of the buck knife strapped to my right ankle doesn't do me any favors. The two men searching me, lean with ropey, muscled arms plant me face down on the inner courtyard's hard pan earth. Brower arrives, stands over me. Funny thing to forget to mention. I'm sorry. I didn't know how you'd receive me after Fern.
- [57:21]
David Cummings
It's in the past, but you'll forgive extra precautions.
- [57:26]
Narrator / Dan Zapula
I nodded, grateful to keep my head and my hands. I don't remark on Brower's lack of condolences for my sister or for his son, the one who came to our house that day. Death is too unremarkable now. The fact you could argue he owed me also goes unsaid. I'd had my chance, thanks to his offer, to wed Fern, regardless of what happened afterward. Ten minutes later, I'm in the compound's dining hall, a cold, echoing space at the far end of a pole barn converted into residential use. I expect retribution for the oversight of the knife. Instead, I'm handed a bowl of porridge leavened with a poached egg and actual cheese. I shovel the food, gulping with gratitude. Two women. My overseer look away, appalled. Kara, she of the red hat who greeted me today, and a woman called Nicole. I apologize, mouth full. I can't afford for them to think I'm not ravenous. Any sign that I arrived well fed as I did, would be excuse enough to change their minds and kick me out after one day instead of two. I need to make it clear that every second inside the compound counts. I'm escorted to the garden, afterwards given a bucket and told to pluck hornworms from the tomato plants but not to kill them. Nothing goes to waste here, I'm told. A few hours later, I'm escorted to a room two Doors down from Brower's bedroom and locked inside for the night. Alone except for a waist pan, I suspect this proximity to Brower is not a mistake. I'm someone he wants to keep close. When dinner arrives, I realize my punishment was simply delayed. I'm handed a bowl of writhing hornworms. I manage two before vomiting. Afterward, I lie in a corner on a straw stuffed up mat, hoping for sleep. The room is black. No chance for even a sliver of moonlight. Despite my circumstances, a thought consoles me. They stopped searching me after finding the buck knife. I arrived too late to help Brower the day his son ran to me seeking aid. He had apparently fought his attackers off himself. There was no sign of him when I reached the maple tree four fields over where the boy directed me. The tree a survivor of the firewood frenzy that gripped the world before population collapse rendered the need for fuel in multiple hearths unnecessary. Examining the remains of three infected near the base of the tree, I could only assume that Brower fled for safety after dispatching the trio. Whether he was alive or healthy was another question. What he was doing with his son this far out was also unclear. I took a few minutes to examine the bodies of the infected, gingerly checked for anything useful in their possession. I claimed a still functioning wristwatch and hurried home. I didn't want to leave Fern alone, locked in her room with only her diary for company, for too long. In a rush, I missed what I concluded later. The three infected had been dead long before that day. I was loping up the driveway when I heard the cry. Like an eagle cut down mid flight, I ran. Chaos greeted me inside. I went cold. Seeing the pantry door hanging on a single hinge, the space in inside empty. Fern. I found the boy in Fern's upstairs bedroom, the door lying in the hallway ripped off both hinges. The strength to carry out such destruction barehanded was unimaginable. Once upon a time, not so much in recent years, the boy had Fern pinned to her bed. Horrified, I watched as her arms and legs rose and fell in a last ditch effort to defend herself, only to realize the movement wasn't conscious, but instead resulted from her body's involuntary flailing. Limbs flopping from the ferocity of the boy's assault, the intensity of his feeding teeth sunk into her neck. He shook her like a dog with a rag doll. Blood painted the bedspreads, the walls, the floor. I held back, resisting the urge to rush to Fern's side. Despite my despair, there was nothing to save but filleted flesh. Instead, I composed myself stood back and readied my stance. You. The boy turned, eyes bright, face smeared, nostrils flared. He leaped from the bed to the floor with terrifying speed and rushed me. I only had one chance, and it mustn't involve physical contact. I flung the knife with all the strength I had, channeling my anguish over the remains in the bed, what was left of the person I was meant to defend and instead left to die. My aim was true. The knife sank deep into the boy's right eye, a good 4 inches of blade embedded in his brain. He shrieked, spun, collapsed. I ran back downstairs, waited outside a full five minutes. Reanimation, even with such a grievous injury, was not unheard of. Cautiously, I went back up, walked to the threshold of the door, peeked inside. I was safe. The boy hadn't moved. He must have transformed minutes after I left to help his father. Normal, then possessed. In a matter of seconds. I walked around his body and approached the bed, getting as close as I could before encountering Fern's blood. Anything she shed, even in the seconds after the first bite, likely contained the contagion. I longed to weep, but the shock was still too raw, too deep. I shifted to my left, forcing myself to take a closer look. That's when I saw it. In a corner, like a forgotten toy, untouched by the gore, flung from the bed, surrounded by a half circle of dry floor. Fern's severed left hand. On my second day in the compound, I dig latrines. It's possible to view this as further punishment, but there is no mistaking the fact that the holes are needed. Cara hadn't lied. The compound is at capacity. Every aluminum gardening shed, every dented yellow school bus, every tattered nylon tent is full. Well worn paths indicate frequent foot traffic. Multiple lines flutter with drying clothes like tattered ship sails. The compound has many children, and from closer observation, I observed that both Cara and Nicole, a second wife, are pregnant. I imagine Fern alive, in the same condition, then shake the thought away. Keep your eyes on the prize, not the skies. Warn. Multiple handwritten signs affixed to the cars walling us in. The message clear. No daydreaming here. Head tilted upward to admire a blue sky or waxing moon. It's a sentiment I can admire. Lunch is a simple affair of bread and apples. I brace for hookworms for dinner, but I'm apparently forgiven. Instead, I enjoy a venison stew prepared with a portion of the bounty I carried in the day before. Afterwards, Brower stands beside me, arm around the shoulders of a woman named Amanda. I'm sorry I can't ask you to stay. She wears the red woolen cap I'd seen on Kara's head the day before. The significance comes to me after a moment. It is the turn of Amanda, wife number three, to share Brower's bed two doors down from my makeshift cell. I understand. I appreciate the meals you've provided.
- [66:28]
David Cummings
You're welcome to return.
- [66:30]
Narrator / Dan Zapula
If he glances at my empty bowl of Stewart, I thank him. He shakes my hand. I'll be up by dawn to escort you out. I step into my room and lay down on my mat as Brower closes and locks the door behind me. Slowly, the sounds of the compound dissipate, the complaints of children not ready for bed fading away, the footfall of stockinged feet replacing the clumping of boots. As I lay awake listening, I hear moaning from Brower's bedroom in rhythm with the creaking of springs. I wonder if Amanda wears the red hat all night. It was pointless to clean up Fern's bedroom. The best I could do was throw open the upstairs windows and let the elements take charge. I was abandoning the second floor anyway. I would sleep on the couch for now, until I decided my next move. After dragging the blankets from my bed downstairs, I returned a final time to Fern's bedroom. I stood at the threshold, a tear on my cheek, realizing it was impossible even to shut the door to enclose her inside. It was then that I spied the diary. It sat half on, half off the highest shelf of the bookcase on the far side of the room, away from the gore. Impossible to miss. I decided to chance it. I used a napkin to rub it down. A futile gesture if it was contaminated, but I felt better. I stepped into the hallway, turned to the most recent entry, and began to read. A minute later, I slumped to the floor, aghast. Of course, a compound this size, with so many people isn't entirely silent. Even at night. After the sounds from Brower's bedroom finally subside, new noises take their place. Crickets. Windows rattling from a night breeze. Snores, farts, sighs, the shifting of a waste bucket. I stay awake, waiting. From time to time, I check my watch, the one I liberated from a member of the trio that supposedly attacked Brower. One of two items not found in the search of my person the previous day. 11:15pm 11:30, 11:45. I wasn't surprised that Fern figured it out, proud, even worrying the problem in her diary. Day after day, running calculations based on what we'd both seen and observed, poring over the newspapers and magazines that piled up in our hallway in the days and weeks before such deliveries abruptly ended. Scanning the skies day and night with the telescope she received on her last before everything birthday, sampling rainwater with her final Christmas gift, a National Geographic chemistry kit. She'd always been good at science. In her neat, looping cursive, she laid out her findings. A 29 day cycle, 28 days of dormancy, of utter normalcy followed by instant illness at the beginning of the 29th day. How exactly this happened, she couldn't speculate. But why? The answer, the source of infection was above us the whole time. 11:55. A baby's cry. Then silence. I stand, approach the door, still grappling with the finding, I read Fern's final hypotheses. A healthy, detached hand reacts when hung around the neck of an infected. An infected hand signals infection in the person wearing it. A healthy hand can hang safely around the neck of a healthy person. However, because of genetic compatibility, an infected person can safely wear, without indication of illness, the hand of a relative. A sister, for example. Tears streaming down both cheeks, I stepped back into Fern's bedroom, tiptoed past the remains of the boy, skirted the bed and retrieved Fern's hand. She'd known. She knew what was about to happen to her. She'd heard the boy escape from the pantry. Did she guess the boy was a bioweapon? Punishment by Brower for her our refusal of his approaches, the offer of his bed, of a red cap for Fern in exchange for our safety? Impossible to say. What was clear, though, was that the boy's 29th day began when I locked him in the pantry, which Brower had known, meaning Fern was wasn't the only one who figured things out. Except for the secret of the sibling's hand. That was her discovery alone. Fern's final gifts to me were somehow hacking off her hand in time before she was attacked and leaving her diary for me to find. Knowing as the person who understood me best what I would do after reading it. Which was I ventured outside that night at midnight and looked up for a long, long time. Two minutes remain. Although the undercurrent of night sounds persists, everything points to a settlement asleep for the night. Babies, children, adults. I tiptoe to the door. I remove the fragment of wire coat hanger overlooked along with the watch after yesterday's search. I insert it carefully into the keyhole. I shift it up, down to the left. I perspire, anxious over my work on the lock, but for other reasons too. 11:59pm Quietly, ever so Quietly, I pull the door open. I stopped. Stand just inside my room, arms at my side. I regret, just for a moment, how crowded the compound is. Then I recall the remains of Fern on her bed. Fern who figured it out, but too late to save herself. Our blood, a salty oceanic remnant coursing through our bodies. Tides higher than ever before. With the changing weather, the moon's magnetic influence magnified, unbeknownst to anyone else. When the orb was stared at a certain way for long enough, its image burned into our retinas and triggered something internally. A shift in salinity and chemical properties that didn't manifest right away. Something that needed. Something several days and weeks to cook to a boil. 29 days, in fact. The full length of a moon cycle. Keep your eyes on the prize, not the skies. The proof of infection. Eyes stinging slightly the next time one glanced at the moon. But few figured out that symptom. Fern, Brower. And now me. I start a sensation warming in my stomach, a craving like nothing I've experienced before. I rub my fingers over my teeth in anticipation. I feel strength course through my arms. I recall my nighttime foray outside the cobblestone house the day Fern died at almost this exact time, standing in the next field over, gazing upward, unblinking, drinking in the lunar glow, then timing my arrival at Brower's compound. I step into the hallway as my vision dims. I know from Fern's diary that a new sight will replace it soon. I turn stiffly and position myself facing the door to Brower's room at the end of the hall, around the corner, perhaps far enough away from the dormitories and the nursery. I stagger then write myself. Hunger burns my brain. My 29th day has begun.
- [75:42]
David Cummings
Sa.
- [76:10]
Kyle Akers
It has been an absolute joke.
- [76:11]
Narrator / Dan Zapula
Wait.
- [76:12]
Kyle Akers
I don't have to. I don't have to do the no sleep voice. Okay, take off the no sleep voice. Here we go. Bringing it home. Bring it home. It has been an absolute joy to present these stories to your dear listeners. This podcast has meant the world to me, and I know it does to you, too, having been here for 23 of the 24 seasons, which still blows my mind. I'll say that I think at this point. Point, there's probably no getting rid of me. Unless. Oh, here. Okay, here he is. Yeah, Dave. Okay, David. I shouldn't call him Dave now. I'm in trouble for that. Yes. No, I'll go back to the. I'll go back to the base. They only let us out every. No, I'm going. I'm just finishing saying goodbye to everybody and then I'll go and then I'll. Hold on. I'm gonna say one more thing. Thank you, my friends, and I'll see you in more Sleepless Night stories soon. Okay, I'm going. I'm walking down the stairs right now. I'm just leaving. Okay, bye everybody.
- [77:14]
David Cummings
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Narrator / Dan Zapula
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