
Starship Iris is still on hiatus, but in the meantime, we're dropping the first episode of friend of the show, award-winning Midwestern Gothic audio drama Unwell.You can read a transcript for this episode here:...
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Jess
Hi there. It's Jess, the writer creator of Starship Iris. We're still on hiatus before the third and final season of the show, but in the meantime, as a Halloween treat, we're dropping the first episode of another audio drama I write for, Unwell. Unwell is set in a fictional town in rural Ohio. The show uses ghosts, the supernatural, and other tropes of gothic storytelling to examine the fallibility of memory building community and family, and being queer in the rural Midwest. All Unwell is a slow burn mystery with occasional moments of more traditional horror. There are content warnings and transcripts available for every episode. Three seasons are out now, with season four coming in spring 2022. We're on Twitter unwellpodcast and our website is www.unwellpodcast.com. the Unwell team is absolutely amazing, and I am so, so proud to work with them. Seriously, they would be so intimidating if they weren't also just super nice. You should definitely start from the beginning, which we're gonna do right now. Give season one episode one a listen, and once you're hooked, you'll see why Unwell was the winner of the 2021 BBC Audio Drama Awards for best Podcasted Audio Drama. See you on the other side. Thanks.
Russ
I've got the door.
Dot
Thanks, Russ.
Russ
Lights out is in 20 minutes. Are you going to be all right getting home?
Dot
I think I can handle the mean streets of. Of Mount Absalom, if you're sure.
Russ
Good night, Dot.
Dot
Night.
Chester
Good night, Dot.
Jess
Well, hiya, Dot.
Lillian Harper
Hi, Dot.
Jess
Harper.
Russ
Mommy.
Lillian Harper
Dorothy.
Russ
Good morning, Dot.
Old Man
Dot.
Russ
Dot. Dottie.
Dot
Harper.
Russ
Dorothy. Dot.
Dot
Son of a bitch.
Russ
Dot.
Dot
Wes?
Lillian Harper
Dot.
Russ
Are you all right? Dot?
Dot
Definitely not. My ankle.
Russ
Don't try to move.
Chester
I'll.
Russ
I'll call an ambulance. What were you doing out here?
Dot
I was on my way home.
Lillian Harper
And.
Dot
Where are we?
Russ
Highway 5, out of town.
Dot
Must have got turned around.
Russ
Hello? Yes, I need an ambulance. Dot Harper fell and hurt her ankle. No, we're on Highway 5 about a mile from the town line, I think.
Old Man
I did not understand. She went on. It is the eve of St. George's Day. Do you not know that tonight, when the clock strikes midnight, all the evil things in the world will have full sway? Do you know where you are going and what you are going to? She was in such evident distress that I tried to comfort her, but without effect. Finally, she went down on her knees and implored me not to go. At least to wait a day or two before starting. It was all very ridiculous, but I did not feel comfortable. However, there was business to be done and could allow nothing to interfere with it. I therefore tried.
Lillian Harper
Hello? Hey there, Lily.
Old Man
Pam.
Lillian Harper
Hi, dad. Just wanted to see how you were doing. I'm fine. Though I feel like I should have hit the turnoff by now. From what I remember, that exit is kind of tricky.
Old Man
Ask if she's using the Hands Free device. We got her.
Russ
Mama C wants to know if you're using the Hands Free device. We got you.
Lillian Harper
Yes, because it isn't safe to use.
Dot
A cell phone and drive at the same time. I read that.
Old Man
It's the same as driving drunk.
Lillian Harper
Both of my hands are on the wheel.
Dot
Oh, good.
Russ
Any idea how long you're gonna be there?
Lillian Harper
Six to eight weeks according to the doctor. Maybe longer because of her age. Her words. Not well.
Old Man
Cynthia and I are here if you need us.
Lillian Harper
Thanks, dad.
Russ
You okay, hun?
Lillian Harper
Sorry, a dog ran out into the middle of the road.
Dot
Are you all right?
Lillian Harper
I'm fine. I have to let you go. I need to see if it's hurt.
Chester
Okay.
Russ
Give us a call back when you get there.
Lillian Harper
Will do. Hey, big guy. Are you okay? Yeah, no, you're right. I should just stay in the car. Oh, look, you brought a friend. A big angry friend. Shoot. Go away.
Mayor Lopez
You all right, miss?
Lillian Harper
Are those your dogs?
Mayor Lopez
I'm terribly sorry. They ran off before I could stop them.
Lillian Harper
Yeah, well, maybe keep them on a leash next time.
Mayor Lopez
I very much doubt an old fellow fella like me is gonna stop them going wherever they want to go with or without a leash. How about you though? Anything broken?
Lillian Harper
I'm fine.
Mayor Lopez
Well, thank the Lord for that. You hear that, Don? Molly? You got lucky this time. Again, I am terribly sorry, miss. You have a good day. Come on, you two.
Lillian Harper
Hey. Sorry. Do you live here?
Mayor Lopez
Roundabouts.
Lillian Harper
You wouldn't happen to know where the exit road to Mount Absalom is?
Mayor Lopez
Mount Absalom?
Russ
Sure.
Mayor Lopez
You see that tree up ahead?
Lillian Harper
Yeah.
Mayor Lopez
Turn left.
Lillian Harper
That's it?
Mayor Lopez
That's it.
Lillian Harper
Well, I kind of feel stupid now.
Mayor Lopez
The way is always clear once it's been pointed out. Like the little girl in the woods.
Lillian Harper
What did you say?
Mayor Lopez
The little girl in the woods. It's a story around these parts. A little girl gets lost in the woods. She spends days trying to find her way home. But to no avail. The woods will not give her back. So she sits down and thinks and prays. And as she looks up to the sky to ask God for help, she notices the tree she is sitting under has a single low branch. And so does the one next to it. And the one next to that and they all point in the same direction.
Lillian Harper
And she remembers that her father is a wood cutter who goes into the woods to cut branches for firewood. And she thinks maybe he would leave one branch to lead him out of the forest again. So she follows the pointing trees all the way home.
Mayor Lopez
You know the story?
Lillian Harper
I heard it once when I was a kid.
Mayor Lopez
You from around here, then?
Lillian Harper
No, I'm. I'm visiting someone.
Mayor Lopez
Ah. Well, have a pleasant visit.
Lillian Harper
Thanks.
Old Man
I therefore tried to raise her up and said as gratefully as I could that I thanked her, but my duty was imperative and that I must go. She then rose and dried her eyes, and taking a crucifix from her neck, offered it to me. I do not know what to do. It seemed so ungracious to refuse an old lady meaning so well and in such a state of mind. She saw, I suppose, the doubt in my face before she put the rosary around my fingers. When I had seen the view, I explored further. Doors, doors, doors. Everywhere and all here we go.
Russ
Can I help you?
Lillian Harper
Yes. My name is Lillian Harper. My mom is. Oh.
Russ
Oh, you're Lily.
Lillian Harper
Yes.
Russ
Dot said you were coming. Come in, come in. Sorry. Most people don't knock. They just come on in.
Lillian Harper
Right. Because it's a boarding house. Yeah.
Russ
So. Welcome home, I guess. Do you want something to drink or.
Lillian Harper
I'm sorry, who are you?
Russ
Sorry. I'm Wes. I work here part time. Part Ish time. Evenings and weekends, mostly. More right now because school's out, you know. Oh. I also run the ghost tour.
Lillian Harper
Ghost tour?
Russ
Yeah. Only the most haunted house in Mount Absalom.
Lillian Harper
Ooh.
Russ
Tour begins at dusk, if you're interested. Free of charge for you, of course. Oh, shoot. I almost forgot. Here, this is for you.
Lillian Harper
A casserole.
Russ
I made it myself. My mom said it was a traditional welcoming gift.
Lillian Harper
And how long has it been sitting under your desk?
Russ
Oh, this probably should have been in the refrigerator.
Lillian Harper
Probably.
Russ
I'll be right back.
Chester
Hello.
Lillian Harper
Can I help you?
Chester
I'm looking for Lillian Harper.
Lillian Harper
Yes.
Chester
Chester Warren, assistant to Mayor Lopez.
Lillian Harper
Oh, hi.
Chester
I am your official welcoming party. On behalf of Mayor Lopez and the village assembly members, I am to offer a most sincere welcome home.
Lillian Harper
And a casserole. Yay.
Chester
Not just the casserole. I also have a gift certificate for one free ice cream over at D'Souza's D'Ice Cream. The best scoop in town. You'll find them down on Maine. If your car needs an oil change while you're here, a certificate for a free oil change and a tire rotation at Auto's Auto, also on Main. Don't let the name fool you, though. There is no auto. Mary Lou just likes puns. Here's a coupon for one free movie rental from the movie night.
Lillian Harper
Let me guess. On Maine.
Chester
It's all coming back now, isn't it? Like you never left. Now this. This is expired.
Lillian Harper
I'm sorry. How did you know I was coming? Dot mentioned it to the mayor.
Chester
No, but small town. You know how it is.
Lillian Harper
Sure.
Chester
Oh, and the biggie one, free admission to the celery festival.
Lillian Harper
Right, the celery festival.
Chester
How long has it been since. Since you attended the celery festival?
Lillian Harper
Yeah. I really couldn't say.
Chester
15 years.
Lillian Harper
Give or take.
Chester
Hopefully more give than take. That'll be on Labor Day weekend. Do you think you'll still be here on Labor Day weekend?
Lillian Harper
Honestly, I don't know.
Chester
Well, you should definitely try. It's always a heck of a time.
Lillian Harper
I'm sure.
Chester
Anyway, I should let you settle in. It was a pleasure to meet you, Lillian. And again, welcome home.
Lillian Harper
Thanks.
Russ
Was that the door?
Lillian Harper
That was Chester Warren.
Russ
Oh, and another casserole.
Lillian Harper
Yeah. Look, is my mom home? Hmm?
Russ
Oh, sorry. Yes, I'll take you.
Lillian Harper
No, thank you. Just tell me where she is.
Russ
She's decorating room three for a new border.
Lillian Harper
That's third floor. I know, right?
Russ
I'll just put your casserole away then.
Lillian Harper
Right? You. I remember you, you snitch. Jesus. Yeah, I remember you, too. Mom. Mom.
Dot
Lily?
Lillian Harper
Mom.
Jess
Lily.
Dot
You made it.
Lillian Harper
Are you. Is everything all right?
Dot
Of course. Why wouldn't it be?
Lillian Harper
It's just. It sounded like done.
Russ
Done what?
Dot
45 seconds? Not a bad response to now, let's see you resuscitate the bag of potatoes.
Russ
I thought you were hurt.
Dot
And let that be a lesson to you. If I were actually hurt, there'd be a good deal more swearing.
Russ
Crazy old bat bitch.
Dot
Dear, if you're going to work in this house, sooner or later you have to learn to cuss. You forgot the potatoes.
Russ
I hate you.
Dot
Lift with your legs.
Russ
How did you even get this up here?
Dot
A magician never reveals her tricks. So, Lily, what do you think?
Lillian Harper
Same as always.
Dot
The room. I just painted it.
Lillian Harper
Oh, right. The room is a kid coming to live here.
Dot
An astronomer plans to fix up the old observatory on Chapel Hill. Thought he'd like to look up at the stars at night.
Lillian Harper
And did he ask for sheets with planets on them?
Dot
That is the personal touch that only Fenwood House Boarding services can provide. It's good to see you, Lily Belle.
Lillian Harper
It's been a while.
Dot
14 years.
Lillian Harper
Yeah, well, things have been. You know.
Dot
Right. Well, let me show you your room.
Lillian Harper
You can just tell me which one is empty and let me show you your room. Fine. Show me my room.
Dot
This way.
Lillian Harper
Do you need help?
Dot
I've got it. I've got it.
Lillian Harper
Okay.
Dot
Are you still working at that alpaca farm?
Lillian Harper
Not for a year and a half. I work at a call center now.
Dot
A call center For Spoodle. Doesn't sound as fun as the alpaca farm.
Lillian Harper
Yeah, well, getting bit by an alpaca makes you reconsider how important boring little things like health insurance are. How long has Wes been working here?
Dot
A year or two.
Lillian Harper
Is that even legal?
Dot
I'm not screwing him.
Lillian Harper
You know what I mean. He's, like, 12.
Dot
He's 16, Lily Bell. And yes, he comes with all his papers and his shots. Unlike someone who I recall somehow worked four jobs in a single summer.
Lillian Harper
That was different. Oh, I was 17.
Dot
Your room.
Lillian Harper
You didn't. You saved my room?
Dot
Of course not. I've got a business to run, and this is prime real estate. But I saved all your things. And when you called, I took them out of storage and put him back just as you left it. Embarrassing amount of stuffed animals and all.
Lillian Harper
It's exactly the same. Like, exactly.
Dot
I took pictures of where it all went.
Lillian Harper
You are a crazy old bat.
Russ
Hey, Dot.
Dot
Yeah?
Russ
Look out the window.
Dot
The window? What in the. Give me a hand, will you?
Lillian Harper
Sure.
Dot
This thing does not like to move. Russ.
Russ
Dot. Hi. Did your daughter arrive yet?
Dot
Yeah, she's here.
Lillian Harper
Hi.
Russ
Lillian. Russell Epstein.
Chester
Hi.
Russ
We are the official unofficial town welcoming party. And as you can see, we come bearing gifts.
Lillian Harper
Yes, I do see that.
Dot
We'll be right down, Russell. Hope you like casserole. Welcome home.
Lillian Harper
Sure. Home.
Russ
It.
Lillian Harper
This episode features Shariba Rivers as Lily.
Dot
Marcia Harmon as Dot Clint Worthington as Russell Epstein Bethany Hart as Cynthia Harper.
Russ
Laquin Groves as Dale Mark Soloff as.
Mayor Lopez
An old man on the edge of.
Russ
Town Michael Turrentine as Wes Pat King.
Old Man
As Chester Sebastian Orr as Ellie Maitland.
Jess
As.
Mayor Lopez
Written by Jim McDonnell sound design.
Russ
By Ryan Shealy Directed by Jeffrey Nils.
Dot
Gardner Music composed by Steven Poon Recording.
Mayor Lopez
Engineer Mel Rooter Unwell Lead sound designer.
Russ
Ryan Shealy Executive producers Eleanor Hyde and Jeffrey Nils Gardner by heartlife NFP.
Dot
Unwell.
Jess
Is supported by our listeners Patreon. You can support us by visiting patreon.com heartlifenfp and a special thanks to our supporting producers, Caitlin White, Bill Gardner, Steve.
Russ
Diamond, James Battle and Anton S.
Chester
According.
Jess
To the disputed filings in the state Historic Preservation Office. The Fenwood House is the oldest continually inhabited residence in all of Ohio.
Summary of "Feed Drop! Unwell 1.01: Homecoming"
Podcast Information:
The episode opens with Jess, the creator of Starship Iris, promoting her hiatus and introducing Unwell, another audio drama she writes for. Jess provides a brief overview of Unwell, highlighting its setting in rural Ohio and its blend of gothic and supernatural elements to explore deep themes such as memory fallibility, community building, and queer identity in the Midwest. She also mentions accolades like the 2021 BBC Audio Drama Award for Best Podcasted Audio Drama, setting the stage for the episode's quality and depth.
Notable Quote:
Jess [00:00]: "Unwell was the winner of the 2021 BBC Audio Drama Awards for best Podcasted Audio Drama."
The narrative quickly transitions to a tense situation involving Dot, Russ, Chester, and Lillian Harper. Dot has suffered a fall on Highway 5, injuring her ankle. Russ and Chester respond to her distress, aiming to call for medical assistance. The conversation reveals underlying tensions and introduces elements of suspense.
Notable Quotes:
Dot [02:12]: "Son of a bitch."
Russ [02:24]: "I'll call an ambulance. What were you doing out here?"
An Old Man character interjects with a cryptic monologue about St. George's Day and the rise of evil at midnight, hinting at supernatural forces at play. This sets a gothic tone and foreshadows potential mystical or eerie events in the storyline. The Old Man’s narrative suggests a history of unexplained phenomena in the area.
Notable Quote:
Old Man [02:53]: "It is the eve of St. George's Day. Do you not know that tonight, when the clock strikes midnight, all the evil things in the world will have full sway?"
Lillian Harper arrives in Mount Absalom, seeking assistance after her fall. Her interaction with Mayor Lopez and Chester Warren, the assistant to the Mayor, emphasizes the small-town dynamics and the community’s efforts to welcome her back. Chester provides her with various gifts, symbolizing the town’s hospitality but also hinting at deeper connections and possible secrets.
Notable Quotes:
Chester [10:57]: "I am your official welcoming party. On behalf of Mayor Lopez and the village assembly members, I am to offer a most sincere welcome home."
Lillian Harper [12:09]: "I'm fine."
Lillian is shown into her old room at Fenwood House, a boarding establishment with a rich history in Ohio. Her reunion with Dot, who appears to be her mother, is fraught with tension and unresolved issues from the past. Their dialogue reveals strained relationships and hints at the emotional and psychological challenges Lillian faces upon returning home.
Notable Quotes:
Dot [14:12]: "45 seconds? Not a bad response to now, let's see you resuscitate the bag of potatoes."
Lillian Harper [15:18]: "And did he ask for sheets with planets on them?"
The episode touches on local traditions and events, such as the ghost tour led by Wes and the upcoming Celery Festival. These elements reinforce the setting’s quaint yet mysterious atmosphere, blending everyday small-town life with supernatural layers. The ghost tour, in particular, underscores the persistent presence of unexplained phenomena in Mount Absalom.
Notable Quotes:
Russ [09:33]: "I also run the ghost tour."
Chester [12:18]: "Hopefully more give than take. That'll be on Labor Day weekend."
Interactions between Lillian and Dot reveal unresolved family tensions and past grievances. Dot's brusque demeanor and Lillian’s references to past conflicts ("I remember you, you snitch.") suggest a complicated history that may influence current events. These dynamics add depth to the characters and set up potential narrative conflicts.
Notable Quotes:
Lillian Harper [13:25]: "You. I remember you, you snitch."
Dot [16:41]: "He's 16, Lily Bell. And yes, he comes with all his papers and his shots."
The episode concludes with a recap of the voice actors and production team, giving listeners insight into the creative forces behind the drama. This segment serves as a bridge to future episodes, maintaining engagement and anticipation for ongoing storylines.
Notable Quote:
Jess [19:35]: "Recorded by Ryan Shealy Directed by Jeffrey Nils."
Homecoming and Reconciliation: Lillian Harper's return to Mount Absalom serves as a catalyst for exploring themes of reconciliation, family dynamics, and the struggle to confront one's past.
Supernatural and Gothic Elements: The incorporation of local legends, ghost tours, and ominous events like St. George's Day infuse the narrative with a sense of mystery and suspense.
Community and Hospitality: The town's overwhelming welcome, though genuine, hints at underlying secrets and the weight of small-town expectations.
Identity and Memory: The characters grapple with their identities and memories, questioning what is real and what is influenced by past experiences or supernatural occurrences.
"Feed Drop! Unwell 1.01: Homecoming" masterfully intertwines personal drama with supernatural intrigue, set against the backdrop of a small, enigmatic Ohio town. Through rich dialogue and layered storytelling, the episode sets the stage for a compelling exploration of family, identity, and the unseen forces that shape our lives. Notable quotes punctuate key moments, enhancing the emotional resonance and thematic depth, making it a captivating listen for both returning fans and newcomers.