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The Supernatural Protection Company
Hosted by Saph the Something · EN
Need paranormal insurance? Call us!
The Supernatural Protection Company is dedicated to providing quality customer service to help you with any and all paranormal issues for which you may be covered. From haunted cars to cryptid caused injury, we're here for you!
The Supernatural Protection Company is an episodic comedy podcast about a world where paranormal occurrences are so commonplace you can just buy insurance for them! In a mix of fully scripted and improvised episodes, we learn about the quirks of this alternate reality through recorded phone calls with an SPC customer service agent, and all the nonsense that entails. New episodes monthly (usually)!
Created and produced by Saph the Something (xae/xem), a queer and disabled non-binary multimedia artist located in the Midwestern US.
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Watermelon Flag - Wireland NOW
Nov 6, 202300:28:58Tap to summarizeHi folks. What you are about to hear is... different from what you may expect from me. I hope that you approach it with an open mind. Fiction is an important tool in a world that is often cruel and without empathy for the average struggles we face, and it is an escape that can help us get through the day. But it is not an excuse disengage with the harshness of reality and willfully ignore what is going on just because we are not in the middle of it.There is currently a genocide happening in Palestine, a war waged under false pretenses and with manufactured consent. It is important that we do not look away and ignore that our government is enabling this conflict. Today marked day 31 of that conflict. Today marked day 31 of that conflict being on my mind from the moment I wake up to the moment I go to sleep. I am never not thinking about it, it is an impossibility. As of now, over 10,000 Palestinians are dead, nearly half of those children. And if that is hard for you to hear, I am begging you to engage with what is happening right now, because looking away will only result in more death and destruction. Israel has already started to invade Lebanon under the cover of this, continuing to colonize land that doesn't belong to it with the intention of killing anyone who gets in the way of their Zionist ethno-state goal. This is not in line with Jewish teachings or ethos, it is a slap in the face to them.I had plans to put out my own longer statement, an essay with links and facts and sources and just a general attempt to try and explain the conflict to those who may be unwilling to dig themselves but are willing to listen. Life gets in the way though, mine more often than I am capable of dealing with sometimes. So, while the words that come after this are not directly from me, they are ones that I stand by.The following was created by my good friend Joseph Rutledge of Wireland Ranch and KILL FM, and Lily Saviet. He and I are of the same mind on this issue and both of us feel strongly that it is our moral duty to do what we can to make an impact and try to stop the terror being inflicted on the occupied Palestinian people. Our country is part of this, and if you aren't from the United States your country is probably part of it, too.There is a document with resources in the shownotes, something I will be doing my best to keep updated and accurate. If you want to know more about the history of this occupation and of Palestine at your own pace it's a good place to start. I recognize that Joseph's style of delivery isn't for everyone, and if it isn't for you that is okay because what is most important is that you start paying attention to what is happening, and not just the propaganda being churned out to try and defend it. Don't look away, it is important that we do not ignore what is going on in favor of our own comfort. Please.RESOURCES: https://www.thepalestineacademy.com/For a comprehensive list of resources and coverage please visit:https://docs.google.com/document/d/102weXwzGRDwAfnSQ8ue1gAco6CXaOCPo1e1L4XgQvYo/editWritten by Joseph Rutledge and Lily SavietSound design and production: Joseph RutledgeBalfour Declaration read by: Bradly FindlyAdditional clips provided and written by:Saph the SomethingTatiana Gefter (reading a monologue from Andor)Rebecca HansonBradly and Brittany FindlyRandy LovingsCal O'NeillPelle FridScott GravesJoshua BurgessJuno WestbrookEnding SongParty in the Promised Land by @angletonsorchids
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Intake #04329 - Bleeding Hearts Therapy
Sep 17, 202300:17:04Tap to summarizeDr. Marcus Williams calls to register his therapy practice for vampires as an in-network provider.Episode TranscriptThis episode was performed by Adam Robinson and Saph the Something Written and produced by Saph the SomethingYou can hear more of Adam's work as a charming immortal in The Moon Crown, a weird-fiction cosmic horror show focused on Filipino mythology and some of the most interesting sound design around.TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcastMASTODON: @TheSPCpodcast@podvibes.coBLUESKY: @TheSPCpodcastPATREON: /saphthesomethingKOFI: /saphthesomethingThe SPC WebsiteEpisode art by Ash Leddy and Saph the SomethingCredits music is "music elevator" by Jay_You with additional sound effects by anthonyramirez, JayeWilde, ondrosik, omar-alvarado, kyles, schooledzone, nightflame, bbrocer, petebarry, and talithamaree on freesound.org. Call center background noise via Soothing Sounds to Concentrate on YouTube.
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C̵̨̠͊͋̾̈́̓͆̍̿͠ḷ̵̛͖͕̭̅ą̶̻̳̝̟̠͉̈́́̃͐́́̍͝͝i̶͔̦͖̤͈̻͛̀̈͑̿́̒̚m̵̧̺̱̮͖̜̩͙̣̼͕̎̒̎͑͝ ̷̧͓͖̭̆̓͐#̷̰͉͖͍̥̌̀͌͛͠͠6̵̥͍͎̈̍̅̀̌̾͋̇͠6̴̯̹̭͉̭̥͛̓͝6̸̘̣͍̱́ ̶̧̜̦̟̰̻͈̭̈́͑̆̒
Apr 1, 202300:10:22Tap to summarizeA̴̧̢̬̬̪̣̲̗͉͍̿͂͜p̵͉̺̭̱̱̥̑̆͛͌͂̊̏͝r̸̺͔̭͂͗̍ĭ̷̜͙̫̫̮͕͈͔̫͗̃͊̎͊̉l̵̢̳̬̙̺̻̠̈́̄̍̿̉̽̍͠͝ ̴̢̡͖͍̟̮͈̀́̇̔̐͘͜ͅḞ̷̟͇̩͉́̓̓͜͜o̷̥̳̅́͊̋͛̄̾̈́o̵̦͐͆͋̒͐̀͜l̶͙̙͐ͅ'̴̦̟̘͔̮̺̤̰̆͂̃̊̄̈́͗͋́͊͘s̵̛̛̤̘̉͋̐̋̃̀̿̕ ̶̡̛̼̯͖͐̋̏y̸̛̩͎̞̺̣̻̲̥̘̜͛͋̑͜o̸̦͎̦͌̿̉̋͌̓͝ű̸̫ ̵̢̛̺̲̮͔̟̞͋̏̍̆̆̑͒ṅ̶͕͎̩̲̮͔̘̻̠̹̗̔̾ë̵̢̤̺͙̥̺̼̘̹͚̠́̔̇r̷͕̐d̸̼̬͖̪̖̒̄͛̅̽̓͠s̴̢̧̢̙͓̭͖͓̫̫̱͌̎̒̓.̵̱͙͈̯̔̊̆̍I do think it's worth pointing out how much funnier this episode is with the cover art juxtaposition of AI-generated Jensen Ackles apparently being the agent making these sounds. It's just... so wonderfully cursed.Episode TranscriptThis episode was "performed" by Saph the SomethingThe caller was guest sound designed by Derrick "Hornet" Valen, sound wizard for paranormal horror mystery show October's ChildrenOctober's Children:October's Children Twitter: @OctChildrenPodPATREON: /octoberschildrenpodcastOctober's Children Captivate PageThe Supernatural Protection Company:TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcastMASTODON: @TheSPCpodcast@podvibes.coBLUESKY: @TheSPCpodcast PATREON: /saphthesomethingKOFI: /saphthesomethingThe SPC WebsiteThe April Fool's cover art was created by Derrick "Hornet" ValenCredits music is "music elevator" by Jay_You with additional sound effects by anthonyramirez, diarchangeli, JayeWilde, dkcu, kyles, and schooledzone on freesound.org. Call center background noise via Soothing Sounds to Concentrate on YouTube.
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Syntax Crossover - The Brinkers
Dec 30, 202200:15:30Tap to summarizeEmployees from VINCULA call about a broken recording device, and definitely don't let slip any confidential or proprietary company intel.Episode TranscriptThis episode was created in collaboration with Syntax, a sci-fi horror audio drama that I personally love and recommend.Featuring the vocal talents of:Ty Von as SilasBeth Phung as CassiusMorgie Bee as ElizabethJules Christine as AlyxKaila Crockett as Miss Vauxand Saph the Something as the AgentWritten by Ty Von and Saph the SomethingProduced by Stella "Rowan" Odom and Saph the SomethingSyntax cover art was created by Anthony Crockett and The Supernatural Protection Company cover art was created by Ash LeddySyntax:TWITTER: @TwinStrangersPTUMBLR: @TwinStrangersPPATREON: /twinstrangersproductionsKOFI: /twinstrangersproductionsSyntax WebsiteACAST PageThe Supernatural Protection Company:TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcastMASTODON: @TheSPCpodcast@podvibes.coBLUESKY: @TheSPCpodcast PATREON: /saphthesomethingKOFI: /saphthesomethingThe SPC WebsiteYouTube with video versions: The Supernatural Protection CompanyCredits music is "music elevator" by Jay_You with additional sound effects by omar-alvarado, ondrosik, stijn, duckduckpony, JayeWilde, irolan, dkcu, kyles, and skooledzone on freesound.org. Call center background noise via Soothing Sounds to Concentrate on YouTube.
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Claim #424116 - Alien Encounter
Nov 27, 202200:18:59Tap to summarizeJohn Kirby calls after an injury sustained as a result of an extraterrestrial abduction.CW: thinly veiled allusion to a somewhat sexual alien encounter, allusion to povertyEpisode Transcript Improvised by David “Mr. Iron” Turvaville and Saph the Something, based on a concept from Mr. Iron. TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcast MASTODON: @TheSPCpodcast@podvibes.co BLUESKY: @TheSPCpodcast PATREON: /saphthesomethingKOFI: /saphthesomethingThe SPC WebsiteYouTube with video versions: The Supernatural Protection CompanyArtwork by Ash LeddyCredits music is "music elevator" by Jay_You with additional sound effects by AnthonyRamirez, JayeWilde, stijn, kyles, and ondrosik on freesound.org. Call center background noise via Soothing Sounds to Concentrate on YouTube.
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K I L L FM
Nov 1, 202201:03:57Tap to summarizeEXPLICIT CONTENT WARNINGDon't forget to buckle your seatbelt, this road isn't the safest...K I L L FM is the brainchild of a bunch of audio drama creators who wanted to make something extra special and spooky.Transcripts and segment credits, descriptions, and links are available on: kill-fm.comThis special broadcast features (in order):Wireland Ranch, The Moon Crown, Echoes (In) Between, The Supernatural Protection Company, The Liminal Lands, Desert Skies, The Madness of Chartrulean, and The Book of Constellationswith additional support from our other podcast friends: Untrue Stories, Where the Leaves Fall Purple, The Goblet Wire, The Great Chameleon War, Neon Shadows, Blazed All Our Lives, Dragon Shanty, Shadow and Smoke, Station Blue, Finding Pattersby, October's Children, and The Aberrant ReportTheme song and finished editing by Joseph Rutledge of Wireland RanchCover art by Survival of the ArtistThe Supernatural Protection Company:TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcastMASTODON: @TheSPCpodcast@podvibes.coBLUESKY: @TheSPCpodcast PATREON: /saphthesomethingKOFI: /saphthesomethingThe SPC Website
Transcribe →The Hallow's Eve Emergency Hotline
Oct 29, 202200:11:26Tap to summarizeThis Halloween, if you find yourself facing a potentially spooky problem with no clue what to do, call us! Because we know it can be scary when you aren't completely sure whether the trick-or-treaters are actual ghosts and goblins. The Hallow's Eve Emergency Hotline is a special service we provide to all, whether you have an active policy or not, so don't hesitate to give us a ring!Episode TranscriptFeaturing the vocal talents of:David "Mr. Iron" Turvaville (Callers 1, 5, and 8)Kimberley Billinton, creator of mystery audiodrama Where the Leaves Fall Purple (Caller 2)Maddie Girouard (Caller 4)Clay Clark (Callers 6, 7, and 9) (can be found in the Liminal Lands discord)and as always Saph the Something as the AgentThe Supernatural Protection Company:TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcastMASTODON: @TheSPCpodcast@podvibes.coBLUESKY: @TheSPCpodcast PATREON: /saphthesomethingKOFI: /saphthesomethingThe SPC WebsiteYouTube with video versions: The Supernatural Protection CompanyArtwork by Ash LeddyCredits music is "music elevator" by Jay_You with additional sound effects by JayeWilde, kyles, infobandit, kolezan, yellowtree, and ondrosik on freesound.org. Call center background noise via Soothing Sounds to Concentrate on YouTube.
Transcribe →Nowhere, On Air Pre-Canon Crossover - The Braedon Community Policy
Sep 30, 202200:13:09Tap to summarizeA new member of the Braedon, Alberta community calls to be added to the town's policy.This episode is a pre-canon crossover with our friend Jess Syratt, creator of the wonderful supernatural podcast Nowhere, On Air.Episode TranscriptPerformed by Jess Syratt and Saph the Something. Written and produced by Saph the Something.Nowhere, On Air:TWITTER: @NowhereOnAir and @jesssyrattKOFI: /nowhereonairNowhere, On Air WebsiteThe Supernatural Protection Company:TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcastMASTODON: @TheSPCpodcast@podvibes.coBLUESKY: @TheSPCpodcast PATREON: /saphthesomethingKOFI: /saphthesomethingThe SPC WebsiteYouTube with video versions: The Supernatural Protection CompanyArtwork by Ash LeddyCredits music is "music elevator" by Jay_You with additional sound effects by AnthonyRamirez, JayeWilde, jonastisell, dkcu, raining-on-saturn, aesterial-arts, synthyspencer, and ondrosik on freesound.org. Call center background noise via Soothing Sounds to Concentrate on YouTube.
Transcribe →Claim #84931 - Package Protection
Aug 28, 202200:11:18Tap to summarizeMr. Porter has complaints about the online claim filer, a cryptid, and probably most people who have the displeasure of speaking with him.Episode TranscriptPerformed by Kyle Sowa and Saph the Something. Written and produced by Saph the Something, based on a concept by Kyle Sowa.TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcastMASTODON: @TheSPCpodcast@podvibes.coBLUESKY: @TheSPCpodcast PATREON: /saphthesomethingKOFI: /saphthesomethingThe SPC WebsiteYouTube with video versions: The Supernatural Protection CompanyArtwork by Ash LeddyCredits music is "music elevator" by Jay_You with additional sound effects by AnthonyRamirez, JayeWilde, and ondrosik on freesound.org. Call center background noise via Soothing Sounds to Concentrate on YouTube.
Transcribe →Claim #322856 - Melted Car
Jul 24, 202200:14:38Tap to summarizeCall from Ms. Diana Sherwood regarding the melted remains of her vehicle in her apartment parking lot.Episode TranscriptImprovised by friend of the show Firefly and Saph the Something, based on a concept by Firefly.TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcastMASTODON: @TheSPCpodcast@podvibes.coBLUESKY: @TheSPCpodcast PATREON: /saphthesomethingKOFI: /saphthesomethingThe SPC WebsiteYouTube with video versions: The Supernatural Protection CompanyArtwork by Ash LeddyCredits music is "music elevator" by Jay_You with additional sound effects by AnthonyRamirez, JayeWilde, ondrosik, talithamaree_2L, and purplewalrus23 on freesound.org. Call center background noise via Soothing Sounds to Concentrate on YouTube.
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