5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Toast – Episode 5 Grand For A Weenie: Friday, March 21st, 2025

Hosted by Jackie & Claudia Oshry of Dear Media, "The Toast" delivers engaging and insightful discussions on current events, personal anecdotes, and pop culture phenomena. In this episode, titled "5 Grand For A Weenie," the hosts navigate through a variety of topics, blending humor with thoughtful commentary.

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1. Personal Weekend Plans and Shannon Ford Middleton’s Comedy Show

The episode kicks off with Jackie and Claudia sharing their weekend plans. Jackie expresses her excitement about ramping up for the weekend, despite it not being a relaxation-focused time.

Claudia Oshry [01:00]:
"Bus club. Another club bus with the kids."

Jackie recounts her recent outing to a Shannon Ford Middleton comedy show in Dania Beach, highlighting Shannon's humor and storytelling prowess.

Jackie Oshry [01:27]:
"Shannon is so funny. She came on stage and she's like, 'Dania Beach.' It was so funny, and I just had the best time."

They discuss how Shannon has been a delightful addition to Jackie’s household, emphasizing the positive impact of having friends over.

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2. Drake Bell and Ben’s Emotional Podcast Episode

Claudia shifts the conversation to an upcoming podcast episode featuring Drake Bell and Ben (likely Ben Schwartz), which has stirred significant emotional responses among listeners.

Claudia Oshry [04:05]:
"By the time this episode comes out, they will have announced it on Instagram. So we can talk about the big secret reveal for the good guys is that Drake Bell is on the podcast on Monday."

Jackie shares her anticipation for the episode, noting the healing conversations between Drake and Ben, especially regarding their past relationship during the "Drake & Josh" days.

Jackie Oshry [05:19]:
"Ben said it was very healing. Like, it was very heavy."

Claudia adds that the episode delves into trauma and fulfillment of lifelong dreams, providing a cathartic experience for both guests and listeners.

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3. Social Media Drama: Megan's Comments on Amanda

The hosts delve into a social media incident involving Megan’s comments on Amanda’s TikTok posts, sparking debates about tone and intent.

Claudia Oshry [07:33]:
"I actually spoke to Amanda about it. Amanda really believes her. She thinks it was sweet and earnest, not snarky."

Jackie expresses her confusion over Megan’s ambiguous comment, seeking clarity on the intended sentiment.

Jackie Oshry [08:22]:
"I just feel like if you were writing a letter to a fan, you would also add, like, 'Thanks for your support. I hope you love the show.'"

Claudia counters by suggesting Megan might have a quirky personality, possibly miscommunicating her intentions.

Claudia Oshry [09:19]:
"Maybe funky."

The conversation underscores the challenges of interpreting tone on digital platforms and the impact of online interactions on personal relationships.

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4. Kelly Clarkson Celebrates Milestone with Mixed Emotions

A significant portion of the episode focuses on Kelly Clarkson reaching her thousandth episode milestone for "The Kelly Clarkson Show." However, her celebratory speech hinted at personal struggles, leaving listeners intrigued and concerned.

Jackie Oshry [23:45]:
"Kelly Clarkson celebrated the thousandth episode of her show with an emotional speech where she said, 'I've lost, alone.'"

Claudia and Jackie speculate on the context of Kelly’s remarks, connecting them to her divorce proceedings filed in June 2020.

Claudia Oshry [25:00]:
"Timeline of Kelly's divorce was post Kelly Clarkson show... She filed for divorce June 2020."

They commend Kelly’s resilience and success, acknowledging the complexities of navigating personal challenges amidst professional achievements.

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5. Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco’s Under-the-Radar Album Release

Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco released a collaborative album titled "I Said I Love You First," featuring 14 songs and a music video. Despite the high-profile collaborations and Benny Blanco’s reputation as a hitmaker, the album hasn’t garnered significant attention.

Claudia Oshry [30:15]:
"The crazy part about this is that there's no reason it should flop. It came out last night, but there has been no hype."

Jackie agrees, expressing surprise that the album hasn’t resonated more with audiences despite the star power involved.

Jackie Oshry [31:12]:
"I know, and I think a lot of press about them supporting the album, but it hasn’t caught on."

They discuss Selena's music career trajectory, noting her status as a beloved figure yet questioning the album's lack of widespread recognition.

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6. The Low Family’s Dog Attack Incident

One of the most dramatic stories covered is about Sean Lowe from "The Bachelor," who shared a harrowing experience of being attacked by his family dog, Moose, resulting in severe injuries.

Claudia Oshry [36:02]:
"Sean Lowe shared a dramatic story about their family dog attacking him twice, with body cam footage released showing the second attack."

Jackie provides a detailed account of the incidents, highlighting the emotional and physical toll on Sean and his family.

Jackie Oshry [36:31]:
"The fire alarm goes off, and something in Moose gets triggered. He starts attacking Sean, biting at his feet while Sean's trying to stop the fire. Sean ended up with a million stitches."

Claudia empathizes with the family's plight, condemning the critical comments from outsiders and emphasizing the complexity of the situation.

Claudia Oshry [40:17]:
"People are so critical in situations like this. They should have done what they could to save the dog and the family."

The story underscores issues related to pet behavior, safety, and the challenges of rehoming an aggressive dog.

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7. Queenie and Weenie of the Week

In their signature segment, "Queenie and Weenie of the Week," Jackie and Claudia award their listeners and notable personalities for exemplary or questionable behavior over the past week.

Claudia Oshry [56:20]:
"My Queenie of the week is Sojourner Truth. I'm embarrassed to admit, like, I just started to really get to know her story."

Jackie Oshry [56:53]:
"My Queenie of the week is Gal Gadot. She puts up with so much and remains graceful through it all."

Claudia selects Sojourner Truth for her bravery and historical significance, while Jackie honors Gal Gadot for her resilience and poise amidst personal challenges. They humorously discuss the absence of a "Weenie of the Week," inviting listeners to engage with the segment in future episodes.

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Conclusion

Throughout the episode, Jackie and Claudia blend personal anecdotes with commentary on current events, delivering a balanced mix of humor and earnest discussion. Their dynamic interaction and willingness to delve into both lighthearted and serious topics provide listeners with an engaging and relatable experience.

Notable Quotes:

• Claudia Oshry [04:05]:
  "Ben said it was very healing. Like, it was very heavy."

• Jackie Oshry [24:07]:
  "She's a queen. Even if her show ended tomorrow, it would forever be known as a successful daytime talk show."

• Claudia Oshry [40:18]:
  "People are so critical in situations like this. They should have done what they could to save the dog and the family."

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Final Thoughts:

This episode of "The Toast" exemplifies Jackie and Claudia’s ability to navigate diverse topics seamlessly, offering listeners a comprehensive and entertaining overview of the week’s significant happenings. Whether discussing personal experiences, celebrity news, or heartfelt segments like "Queenie and Weenie," the hosts maintain a genuine connection with their audience, making "The Toast" a compelling weekday companion.

Transcript

[Claudia Oshry]

Good morning, girlies. It's the toast.

[Jackie Oshry]

It's Jackson Claude, and we're your host.

[Claudia Oshry]

It's your favorite show.

[Jackie Oshry]

The Fast 5 things you need to know.

[Claudia Oshry]

We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast.

[Jackie Oshry]

They sound amazing.

[Claudia Oshry]

Welcome back to the toast and happy Friday. Yeah.

[Jackie Oshry]

All right.

[Claudia Oshry]

Hey, Jack. Say you learn.

[Jackie Oshry]

I'm darn good. Welcome back to the tizzity toast. Very. The tizzity toast. Very exciting that it's Friday. I have a very large weekend ahead of me, so it doesn't feel like that relaxation Friday, it's. It's still very exciting, and it's an exciting weekend, but it's not that, like, okay, we can ease into the weekend feeling. I'm actually ramping up into the weekend.

[Claudia Oshry]

Right, Right. Bus club. Another club bus with the kids.

[Jackie Oshry]

Precisely.

[Claudia Oshry]

That's tough. I'm sorry. I'll be doing, like, quite literally not a thing this weekend.

[Jackie Oshry]

That is so funny. And then last night, I was out late again. I'm literally out late every single night, you guys, like.

[Claudia Oshry]

And honestly, like, I'm worried about her and drinking. She's on drugs.

[Jackie Oshry]

You should be worried.

[Claudia Oshry]

Out late.

[Jackie Oshry]

I was out late at a club last night. A comedy club. Watch.

[Claudia Oshry]

Who is she?

[Jackie Oshry]

Lindsay Lohan Watching my new favorite comedian, Shannon Ford Middleton. I went to Shan's show in Dania beach last night. She's so funny. She came on stage and she's like, diana Beach.

[Claudia Oshry]

Let's go, Diana.

[Jackie Oshry]

It was so funny, and I just had the best time. The show was amazing. I know Shannon has two more shows left, and then I don't know if she'll add more, but, like, she's gonna be in New Orleans and Texas. Like, go see her. It was so, so good and so funny and a great night out and so swirly. Like, the elk of attendees was a par. Delicious crowd.

[Claudia Oshry]

And she's in your house right now.

[Jackie Oshry]

And she's in my house right now. Her and James spent the night, and we've actually been having, like, an amazing time, actually.

[Claudia Oshry]

That's amazing.

[Jackie Oshry]

Of course we have in. Chan came yesterday. Then we all met.

[Claudia Oshry]

Did you guys drink some shooters and just sit around and soak? Soak up each other's awesomeness?

[Jackie Oshry]

Literally have quite literally been sitting around soaking each other's awesomeness. Like, sitting at the kitchen table. Yesterday we had, you know, those Caesar wraps at my kitchen table. This morning was just like, coffee. I got bagels like sid. It was actually, like, hard to tear myself away from.

[Claudia Oshry]

Shannon, I'm so sorry to have been Such a disruption in your lovely day. Yeah.

[Jackie Oshry]

Such an inconvenience. But I know they're waiting for me to be, like, done with this, and then we can get back together again.

[Claudia Oshry]

All right, So I won't. I won't, like, you know, dilly dally, wasting time talking about church self.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. But it's just been, like, it's really nice to have them here. Loved going to the show, and I highly recommend everyone attend. She is just so funny, and she has the funniest, craziest stories.

[Claudia Oshry]

She really does. I went a couple of weeks ago, and it's like, the Shannon I know, she tells a lot of stories, like, from her past, I think. Really? Before we knew her.

[Jackie Oshry]

Even before.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. She's like a homesteading trad wife. We're on the same journey very much. And I can't really picture her being that way, but, like, I also can, but.

[Jackie Oshry]

And the way she, like, walks the line and, like, toggles between, like, present Shannon, like, fabulous married. Yeah. Like a fancy lady. And the shen of yore is just so funny.

[Claudia Oshry]

Well, if you're gonna talk about, like, your tnn talent, I'll talk about mine.

[Jackie Oshry]

Okay. Your husband.

[Claudia Oshry]

Well, they've been teasing a special project, and they said by the time this episode comes out, they will have announced it on Instagram. So we can talk about. The big secret reveal for the good guys is that Drake Bell is on the podcast on Monday. He's actually on Monday and Thursday of next week. It was, like, two and a half hours, so they had to split it up into two episodes. And let me tell you, Ben was supposed to fly out there, and he got really sick. That's the sickness that got me sick. So we ended up doing it remotely, which I actually think was better. He was very much like a. Almost like a mediator between the two. And when he got home, it was like. It's kind of like this heaviness on him. I'm like, well, how was it? And sure, he was like, honestly, everyone was crying. We had to, like, stop at certain points because, like, the producers were crying, the guy in New York was crying, the guy in L. A. Was crying. It was just, like, very emotional. And Ben was like, you know, Ben, you said it best. And I have been cracking up thinking about it. That Ben is Forrest Gump.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. He just finds himself in the middle of all of these historic events.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yes. Yes. And it's so true, like, how Ben kind of not facilitated because, like, he had nothing to do with getting Drake on the show. But the conversation how he found himself in the middle of what is such an important cultural moment.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

Is so crazy to me, and I cannot wait for everybody to see it. It's so. Drake is so cute. Like, he got super dressed up and I was like. Ben was like. It was so emotional. I'm like, well, what part of it was emotional? And. And I don't want to spoil it, but Ben was just like, it's so clear. Like, Drake loves Josh so much, and I think that they really thought the other, like, had ill will against them, but they now know, like, in hindsight, they were both going through a lot. Through a lot at the time of the show and then after the show.

[Jackie Oshry]

About nor did anyone.

[Claudia Oshry]

Right. So it's kind of been like this 20 year journey.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

That they. They're now kind of coming full circle and they talk about everything that's healing.

[Jackie Oshry]

Coach.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah, no, Ben said it was very healing. Like, it was very heavy. And they had fun afterwards. And Ben, like, you know, his first question, he, like, is obsessed with the theme song, and he had to ask Drake, like, a million questions about it. Ben lived out his childhood dream. Like, there was a lot of healing going on. We talked about trauma, but Ben Safer's experience was fulfilling a lifelong childhood dream.

[Jackie Oshry]

And did they say, hug me, brother?

[Claudia Oshry]

Oh, no. You know what they did do? I don't want to spoil it.

[Jackie Oshry]

Did they do make him.

[Claudia Oshry]

I'm sure that they did, but they also, like, reenacted a scene that they both happened to just, like, memorize. It's from the Amanda show. That's where they met. They were. They talked about the Amanda show, too. And this thing they were, like, known for, I forget what it was. They both remembered it, like, verbatim and they acted out. I'm telling you, Ben Topper was in heaven.

[Jackie Oshry]

Oh, my God. Well, I'm happy for Ben. I'm happy for Drake and Josh, for the healing, and I'm happy for everyone who will get to witness such a wonderful reunion.

[Claudia Oshry]

I also think it's a great, like, end of the story. I think Drake Bell has kind of reemerged in the last year. Um, I think we all understand him a little bit better now. And there was this question about, like, well, what. What does this mean for Drake and Josh?

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. And what did it mean for Drake and Josh at the time?

[Claudia Oshry]

And I can't speak for Josh, but I imagine it was difficult to not want to, like, step on Drake's toes when, you know, last year, everybody's sort of coming to. To know Drake's story. And there was, like, questions about Josh. And so I think this was a really good way of them sitting down and having that conversation.

[Jackie Oshry]

I can't speak for Josh either. And if anyone could speak for Josh, it would be more you than me. But I would also.

[Claudia Oshry]

But I can't.

[Jackie Oshry]

I can also imagine that, like, at that time, like, if anybody even asked him about it, like, everything that he felt and would have said about it, it's not something you can answer in one question, like, no, it's something that requires two and a half hours of really, like, excavating what happened and talking about your pov. So I'm glad that he's able, like, that he's had the place to do that.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah, I saw a picture of, like, Drake and Josh after they filmed. Like, I was seriously not okay. It's so crazy. So that comes out on Monday on the Good Guys podcast and Thursday. And then Jackie obviously makes a cameo. Megan.

[Jackie Oshry]

Megan. I make a cameo.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. Megan. Speaking of Megan.

[Jackie Oshry]

Speaking of Megan, a lot of people are commenting, like, what they think Megan meant by what she said. And I actually spoke to Amanda about it.

[Claudia Oshry]

So did I.

[Jackie Oshry]

Okay. And Amanda, like, really, like, believes her. She, like, really that she thinks it was, like, sweet. And she thinks, like, Meghan was, like, worried about her for being scared. Like, don't be scared. Like, it will be fun. Yes.

[Claudia Oshry]

It was all very, like, sweet, earnest, not snarky. I think our audience kind of more so agreed with me that Amanda's post was not even remotely snarky. But there's a chance that Meghan's was.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah, but no, even more so. They're trending towards, like, Megan's wasn't snarky. Like, it was sincere. And so I've been chewing on what Amanda said. Like, no, she really wants to help me not be scared.

[Claudia Oshry]

Right. And I want to walk her through this dark time.

[Jackie Oshry]

And I really, I want to be like, someone who could believe that. But I just feel like if you were writing a letter to a fan, like, helping them from their fears, that you would also add, like, another line, like, thanks for your support. I hope you love the show.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yep.

[Jackie Oshry]

Go, women, go. You know what I mean?

[Claudia Oshry]

No, Like, I said the same thing to Amanda. I said, maybe I'm just negative, but, like, I do. I actually cannot see a world in which there wasn't, like, a little bit of sass here.

[Jackie Oshry]

I just feel like if it was positive, there would have been more positivity and it was just ambiguous, like a two word card. Like, it's threatening to me. I'm sorry. And I, I'm really trying to like be an optimist and believe Amanda because she's the recipient so she might know how it felt. But I'm having a really hard time and I've been reading all the comments and like, I love, I love everyone, like thinking that this is a sweet thing. To me, it's sour.

[Claudia Oshry]

But also something I've learned from the show and just like getting to know Megan, not super well, but better in the last couple of weeks and months is that she kind of has like a quirky personality. So it's possible that her attempt at like a joke or like a sweetness type of thing is falling flat for me. Maybe I'm not understanding it.

[Jackie Oshry]

Maybe I, I think that's also a good theory.

[Claudia Oshry]

Maybe funky.

[Jackie Oshry]

And the more that I think about it, the more I'm confounded and like my brain just turns to mush. So I'm gonna have to move on from it.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yep. But it is single handedly the craziest thing that's happened this year. We actually have a lot to do today. We have Queenie and Weenie of the week. You watch Southern Charm finale. Lots. Lots to discuss.

[Jackie Oshry]

I have to say. I have to say I didn't finish it. I was bone tired. I got up.

[Claudia Oshry]

Oh, from having so much fun.

[Jackie Oshry]

From being out late. It was really late. But I did the same thing with Summer House the night before. I was out, got home at the same time. Turn on Summer House. We watch. I got up in the middle of Southern term to just brush my teeth to prepare for bed. When I came back in bed, I was like, I am too tired. I'm not do like I need to put my health first. I need to listen to my body. And I turned it off so I can.

[Claudia Oshry]

So the SCQ will suffer, but your mental health will not.

[Jackie Oshry]

The SCQ will suffer. However, this morning when I was looking for stories like I don't think anything really major happened by way of like conversation about the page stuff. Like I think it's all stuff we already know.

[Claudia Oshry]

I watched a recap from one of my favorite like Bravo Tiktokers today because I wanted to like, you know, show up a little prepared and the vanita, like the other castmate stuff kind of went over my head because I need more explanation. But and the thing I was really focused on was a conversation between Austin, Craig and Shep at the end that where they pick up cameras and he said everything that was like teased thus far is really what the meat and potatoes was. There was nothing new, nothing fresh. Yeah, no, the interesting part where like Craig's disposition at the time was like, you know, very not angry, sad, confused. He had offered to move to New York for her and ultimately when she broke up with him, she was like, if you did that, like, you would come to hate me and resent me and maybe would like make you happy in that moment, but not for the rest of our lives. And I actually think that's a fair thing to say. So it wasn't like very contentious or drama filled. It was, I feel like what we've been saying now, like the resounding theme here is sad.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. And I don't think anything so terrible happened in the relationship. And all of the dramatics are what's happened after. And that's what's led to them, like, really disliking each other when it started out. Really respectful.

[Claudia Oshry]

Okay, so no Southern charm recap. That's totally fine. We will just do Queenie and Weenie. And I have really good ones.

[Jackie Oshry]

I'm really excited for Queenie and we need. There were a lot of candidates this week, right.

[Claudia Oshry]

For me, for the Weenie of the week. I'm kind of using it as an opportunity to talk to you about something that happened to me. And I need you to be my sounding board and let me know if, like, I'm being sensitive. Okay.

[Jackie Oshry]

Oh, I love that I'm cracking up because ever since we did an episode for Patreon, like, not to like, rub it in your face face if you're not a patron. But we.

[Claudia Oshry]

But we are. Rub it in.

[Jackie Oshry]

Patreon.com toast naggy wife. And I was, I was like, running by you. Something that, like, my husband and I had been arguing about. And the gum and the console in the car, which, like, I feel like I do. I. I understand where I'm coming from, but I really, I'm really like being like, much more.

[Claudia Oshry]

Let's just back it up really quickly. For anybody who's new here, Jackie and I, we have a Patreon. It's patreon.com the toast. You get five extra episodes a month for $7.99. It's a great way to support the toast and also get to know us a little bit better. We talk a lot more like, behind the scenes stuff. We do stuff on business. We do vlogs, Our husbands. People love it. It's kind of like an amazing thing. You can join anytime. And once you do join, you get access to every episode. We've Ever done, like, the greats, the great chili, cook off, whatever. And we do a kind of, I would say, quarterly installment called Naggy bitch Wife, where people write in, and I'm like, am I being a naggy bitch wife or, like, my husband? Wrong. And we often share our own. Like, when Ben wipes down the counters with a dish rag instead of a paper towel, like, the bane of my existence. And Jackie was like, okay, am I being a nagging bitch wife? And she shared something with me, and it was kind of the first time ever where I was like, I think you are being an aggie ditch wife. Like, I think your husband is actually. I hate to say these words, not doing anything wrong.

[Jackie Oshry]

So here's what it was like. When we're in the car and we're with the. Like, with our family, and he's driving, and I'm in the passenger seat, and I go into the console to get, like, hand sanitizer or gum. I use the product, I take what I want, and then I put it back in. I shut the console. And right when I shut the console, he said, were you gonna offer me some? And I'm just like, if you want some, speak up. Like, it's not. It's not my. It's both. Like, feel free to just let me know if you want. I'm like, why do you wait till I put it away? Like, ask for it?

[Claudia Oshry]

Well, the waiting is definitely annoying. And. But what I had said is that.

[Jackie Oshry]

Like, I should 100% offering him, and I'm rude to him.

[Claudia Oshry]

When you open the console as the passenger princess, especially for gum, it is kind of on you to offer it to every other adult passenger, especially the driver.

[Jackie Oshry]

So I have been doing that, and I'm doing a really good job. But what's funny is, I was in my car with Shannon.

[Claudia Oshry]

I'm doing a really good job.

[Jackie Oshry]

I'm doing a good job of remembering, actually. It's, like, stuck in my head now. I can't take a piece of gum without my day being room ruined. But I was in my car with Shannon yesterday, because Shannon's here. We're having an amazing time, and.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah, we know.

[Jackie Oshry]

And I took, like, some mints from my console, and I immediately offered them to her because, of course, I'm not a monster. But it's a different dynamic when it's a guest versus, like, it's Zach and ice car. Like, why we gotta be driving formal. I was driving. And also, I feel like you had said, like, when someone's driving, you're the passenger. Like, you're there to, like, make them comfortable with the driver. Like, yeah, when you have kids in the car, the driver is the one having a peaceful experience. The passenger is the one twisting around, picking up everything I dropped. Snacks, drinks, books, toys. So it's not like, all hail the driver. Okay.

[Claudia Oshry]

Oh, my God. Wait. Thank you so much for reminding me. I have to tell you about something that's going on on Tick Tock.

[Jackie Oshry]

Okay?

[Claudia Oshry]

It's. It's like. It's like a baby company. It's baby company drama.

[Jackie Oshry]

Okay?

[Claudia Oshry]

And I found myself on it because very unfortunately, I keep getting targeted for this bassinet that they're selling on Tik Tok Shop. Like, obviously would never buy, like, a bassinet on a TikTok shop. Let me tell you. We keep saying, like, I'm having a hard time finding a bassinet. It's exactly what I need.

[Jackie Oshry]

Bassinet on wheels that you can see through.

[Claudia Oshry]

A bassinet on wheels that I could see through. It has, like, it can change levels. It can rock back and forth. If you wanted to, you can move the wheels. And I'm, like, kind of thinking about buying this bassinet from Tik Tok Shop. I don't know, it just. It feels wrong. I don't know. Whatever. But so now I'm, like, on this side of TikTok. And do you know the snoo, Snoop?

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

Okay.

[Jackie Oshry]

Everybody knows the snow.

[Claudia Oshry]

Okay? So the company that manufactures the snoo is called Happiest Baby, and they have found themselves in major drama. Ready? I'm gonna tell you what happened. So there was an influencer. I don't know her name. I'm so sorry, because I'm new here. She was pregnant, and I think she got gifted a snoo bassinet. And I don't know exactly what happened. I know she went into labor and she ended up losing her baby. And the company reached out asking for the bassinet back. And we only know this because the influencer, who has not been online at all, her sister, was, like, on social media, just, like, posting some stuff about her sister and prayers or whatever. And she was just, like, not to be that girl, but so unbelievably shocked that I think the company's called Happiest Baby, asked my sister for the bassinet back. Meanwhile, like, some of the other partners, like Factor Meals has not stopped sending meals for my sister. Like, everybody's rallying around supporting her, and now people are, like, burning their Snoo bassinets. The company has responded and basically was like, oh, we just wanted to remove, like, a trigger for her. Like, maybe coming home. The bassinet would have been triggering. I don't know. It's kind of crazy.

[Jackie Oshry]

That's really messy.

[Claudia Oshry]

I'm like, I know.

[Jackie Oshry]

That's really. It's almost shocking to believe that, like, they.

[Claudia Oshry]

I know something.

[Jackie Oshry]

I do. I'm kind of like, wait, like, is there more to this story? I want to give them the benefit because that's crazy. And they just, like, give away snooze. Who cares if you gave one? It didn't get used.

[Claudia Oshry]

Literally. Or posted about. Yeah, that's what they cared about. Not that it didn't get used. That it's not getting posted about.

[Jackie Oshry]

That's really not crazy.

[Claudia Oshry]

What do you think about buying a bassinet from Tick Tock Shop?

[Jackie Oshry]

I would just, like, look at the. How it's me. But doesn't everyone sell on Tick Tock Shop? I don't know enough about, like, Shop isn't like a vendor. It's like a.

[Claudia Oshry]

It's a. It's like a distribution. Okay.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's wrong with that?

[Claudia Oshry]

I don't know. Because. Yeah. Like Tarte Cosmetics. You can buy, like, you can buy brands.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

On. But I don't know this brand.

[Jackie Oshry]

Well, look into the brand.

[Claudia Oshry]

It doesn't say what brand. And it's not fugly either. Something that's ugly. 89, is that too low?

[Jackie Oshry]

I know it's like, that's supposed to be good, but, like, I just feel.

[Claudia Oshry]

It'S also a steal because it's what they're saying. On Tick Tock Shop, you get what you pay for. Sometimes I know stuff, especially newborn stuff. Like, I'm. I'm not embracing my inner cheapo.

[Jackie Oshry]

And like, an 89 bassinet are usually, like, travel ones, foldable ones, ones for outside. Like, ones that are almost like a package. So it's like, made of wood. Piece of wood. What is the quality?

[Claudia Oshry]

It's made of mesh. Like the mesh lining.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah, but what's the fabric?

[Claudia Oshry]

The legs are wood. It kind of doesn't look so bad. I'll send you a link.

[Jackie Oshry]

Okay. Send me a link.

[Claudia Oshry]

I know. I don't think I can. I can in good faith, like, have my best nappy from Tick Tock Shop.

[Jackie Oshry]

Same thing. They should charge more for it just because that just feels really low. Cribs are like a thousand dollars.

[Claudia Oshry]

It's not the money for me.

[Jackie Oshry]

No, but it's what it.

[Claudia Oshry]

It's. It's. I don't know, like, what is it? It's what Tick Tock Shop represents that I can't.

[Jackie Oshry]

I don't know what it represents because I'm not on Tick Tock Shop.

[Claudia Oshry]

It's weird. It's a weird thing to do.

[Jackie Oshry]

Okay, well, why don't you get that one that we like from Pottery Barn? Even though, like, I'm going to. They don't do gifting. But you love it.

[Claudia Oshry]

No, but I'm gonna get it. But a bassinet that you can't see through, it seems really crazy to me.

[Jackie Oshry]

No, it's not really crazy. It's just like, nice when it's mesh and you could see through. But I think it's fine. It's like woven. Yours. Cute.

[Claudia Oshry]

It's. It's power. G. Yeah, we'll say. Okay, how are the stories?

[Jackie Oshry]

Random as.

[Claudia Oshry]

Oh, love that. Okay, should we dive in?

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. Without further ado, here are the fast five stories that you need to know. You know what? I think I accidentally left it off for a reason.

[Claudia Oshry]

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[Jackie Oshry]

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[Claudia Oshry]

Means and spend like four hours in the grocery store looking things up like.

[Jackie Oshry]

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[Claudia Oshry]

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[Jackie Oshry]

Our first story, Kelly Clarkson celebrated the thousandth episode of her show the Kelly Clarkson show. However, in a long speech that she gave an emotional speech, she said that she's lost kind alone. Yeah, she's confusing people because she gave an emotional speech in Thursday's episode while celebrating a thousand shows since the launch of the Kelly Clarkson in show.

[Claudia Oshry]

And is she back?

[Jackie Oshry]

She's back. She's been back, yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

Okay.

[Jackie Oshry]

Never said where she went.

[Claudia Oshry]

Normalize like Keeping things to yourself, it's true.

[Jackie Oshry]

Like, do your thing. But then she gave this speech about her show. We have laughed together, we have cried together with beautiful stories, sang together with some people, danced together, celebrated and competed together. I've lost alone a lot. I've lost, comma, alone, comma, a lot. She. It's unclear what she was referring to, but after her studio audience hesitantly laughed at the comments, she paused to assure them it's okay. She also thanks her casting crew for lending and finding comfort in one another. We've created a community and supported each other through a lot of ups and downs. A lot of ups and downs personally as well. So, like, she keeps bringing it back.

[Claudia Oshry]

Right. Right. Well, here's the thing. Timeline of Kelly's divorce was post Kelly Clarkson show. Like, or she got divorced before even getting the pilot.

[Jackie Oshry]

Before she got started the show in 2019.

[Claudia Oshry]

It was a long divorce because it was messy financially.

[Jackie Oshry]

Right. But like, when did she leave him? Right.

[Claudia Oshry]

When did they officially like stop being husband and wife? You know, in a.

[Jackie Oshry]

She filed for divorce June 2020. Okay. So she had started. So she went through all of this on the show.

[Claudia Oshry]

Okay. I mean, two things to say. One, like, we'll get into the salaciousness of that. Strange comment, but major kudos to Kelly. A thousand episodes for a talk show is a huge milestone. Especially because every single talk show is fail. Like fails. Like they never get off the ground. You get one season, a success is considered. If you get a second season. Like when you think of all the greats who, no disrespect to them, have just failed at this particular medium. Kelly's a queen.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. Even if her show ended tomorrow for whatever reason, like, this was a successful show, Major. And I actually think whenever she wants.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. I think it's also still currently at its peak, so I don't even think she would end it.

[Jackie Oshry]

No, but like say she's over it or.

[Claudia Oshry]

Right.

[Jackie Oshry]

She got a better job opportunity. Somewhere like this will forever be known as a successful daytime talk show.

[Claudia Oshry]

No, NBC loves her. She is the face of the network. She keeps getting better time slots, better studios. They keep giving her Rockefeller tree. Like they love her. It's a great gig for her too because she gets to do like supplemental stuff within NBC like the tree lighting. She gets to like, you know, do the voice or if you want to do that, those high paying gigs.

[Jackie Oshry]

That sounds like fun.

[Claudia Oshry]

It. You know, my dream job is to be like a judge on a singing show.

[Jackie Oshry]

I think that would be really hard for you with everybody Else singing and you just have to sit there.

[Claudia Oshry]

No, they sing plenty. You know, like those. Those judges, like, always find a way to make it about themselves. Not only, like, on the Voice, they have, like, you know, quarterly performances where the four of them sing together. That's one of my favorites. When Reba Nile, John Legend and Gwen Stefani, I've been running down the road trying to loosen my. Like Niall and Niall Horan and Reba were. They were vibing so hard, like, I ship, you know. Yeah, yeah. And they always, like. Then they get up, they do a duet, you know, with their. With their contestant. They're like, oh, you're on my team. We'll sing together.

[Jackie Oshry]

They are.

[Claudia Oshry]

There are plenty of opportunities for them to get on stage. And I just love hearing people sing and I love telling them, like, they could do better, you know, it's just my dream job. So. Sorry not to make Kelly's story about me. Congrats, Kelly.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah, congrats. I hope that she's okay. I hope it's just the stuff that we think it is, you know, the divorce.

[Claudia Oshry]

It's good. It's hard to get divorced publicly.

[Jackie Oshry]

Co parenting.

[Claudia Oshry]

And it wasn't like it was the most pleasant divorce. The money stuff, the custody stuff.

[Jackie Oshry]

I'm just saying I hope it's not new stuff. I know it's giving new stuff because I know she hasn't came out in a while.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah, the album came out and that kind of felt like a bookend, you know, it was talking about the highs and lows, but overall, like, she's a queen and she's Kelly and like, we're moving on. Ms. Moving on.

[Jackie Oshry]

Like, the divorce was settled in 2022, so, like, it. Even if she was not happy with the final arrangement, like, it's passed. So this feels like new stuff. And that's sad.

[Claudia Oshry]

What's going on in Kelly's life?

[Jackie Oshry]

I don't know.

[Claudia Oshry]

She's such a unique celebrity that we actually don't know a lot about her personal life because she spends her days talking to others and letting them talk about themselves.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. And because she's not going to be, like, out there dating Pete Davidson. Like, she likes a regular guy.

[Claudia Oshry]

She does. She likes, like, an industry.

[Jackie Oshry]

She's got her head on straight.

[Claudia Oshry]

Correct. Do you think Kelly has a boyfriend?

[Jackie Oshry]

I feel like she dates.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah.

[Jackie Oshry]

Maybe she broke up with her boyfriend.

[Claudia Oshry]

Possible.

[Jackie Oshry]

You know, just something normal like that.

[Claudia Oshry]

She lives in New York now, so. A New York, you know, businessman.

[Jackie Oshry]

No. But not too slick.

[Claudia Oshry]

No, not too slick. I mean, when you Live in LA or when she was in Nashville. It's, like, easy to find people in the industry who aren't, like, famous but who work in the industry and, like, get, you know, understand your lifestyle. In New York, like, there's not so much, like, Hollywood industry people, you know, which is good. Yeah. So maybe she. I think she lives outside of the city, I would imagine, with her kids, like. Yeah, Westchester.

[Jackie Oshry]

A single dad at the school.

[Claudia Oshry]

Love. Who has a hedge fund, but he doesn't have to go in every day. Like.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah, we're, like, kind of old. And now he, like, day trades at home and listens to Kelly Clarkson and watches the show.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. Maybe they met at the country club. That's, like, so something like, Kelly would take her kids. There's, like, pumpkin painting at the country club, and he's there just having lunch after golf.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. Single dad for sure.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. With grown kids.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

Like, he's a little bit older. His kids are, like, high school, college age, and they live with their mother, and they have a really good relationship.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. Because hers are really young and they need to be in the house, and we're gonna focus on them.

[Claudia Oshry]

It's a lot. Yeah.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. We're not blending. I don't want blending.

[Claudia Oshry]

No.

[Jackie Oshry]

Like, it's hard to blend. It's a beautiful thing when it works, but, like, it's hard to get there.

[Claudia Oshry]

Not only that, like, Kelly actually has too much going on. I actually don't think her plate can handle being an active stepmom. Honestly.

[Jackie Oshry]

She can't.

[Claudia Oshry]

Because, you know, she would want to give it her all.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

No, she can't. She's too busy.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. It's true. Are you ready for our next story?

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah.

[Jackie Oshry]

Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco released their collaborative album called and nobody moved. I know. Called I said I love you first. So the two of them have released a joint album called I said I love you first. It's 14 songs and a music video for the piano ballad younger and hotter than me. There's a bunch of collabs. Also, Phineas worked on the album as well as Charlie xcx. Gracie Abrams is featured on a song, as is J. Balvin.

[Claudia Oshry]

The crazy part about this is that there's no reason it should flop. And I know it's, like, too soon to tell. It came out last night. But, like, there has been no hype. No one's talking about it. Betty Blanco is, like, a certified hit maker. Everything he touched turns to gold. Every relevant person in the music space was tagged in her Instagram thanking them, like, she had collabs, songwriters, the best of the best. Nobody moved.

[Jackie Oshry]

I know. And I think a lot of, like, press about them. Like, I think they did a talk show together. They just did that magazine thing where they took those pictures of the feed. I think they've been doing, like, every time I see them. They did Hot one.

[Claudia Oshry]

Stop trying.

[Jackie Oshry]

No, like, so they're doing all this press and it's in service of the album, which I've learned today. It's crazy that I didn't know that.

[Claudia Oshry]

I did, but at the end of the day, like, I judge music and its success based on how much I hear it without trying to. Right. I don't actively sit down and listen to a lot of music, but I know it because it plays at the radio. It plays on Dwayne radio, mostly plays on Tick Tock on social media.

[Jackie Oshry]

I know the craziest thing that happened. I was like, oh, this song is huge. I was listening to Abracadabra in my car and then I parked and I walked into the place I was going to and it was playing Abracadabra.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah.

[Jackie Oshry]

Okay. That's ubiquity.

[Claudia Oshry]

You can know music without ever actively seeking it out. And I think that's the sign of like an actual successful song. And there. I don't know what she did nothing wrong. Like, it was very smart of her to work with Betty Blanco. It was very smart of her to bring on the best of the best songwriters. And Gracie Abrams, everything she touches right now turns to gold. She's headlining Lollapalooza. I don't know what it says about her, the music part of her career that nobody cares.

[Jackie Oshry]

I don't know what says about her career that nobody cares. Because people love her, right? Like, that's not even a question.

[Claudia Oshry]

They love her, but right now she's like, beloved for her acting and her mute and her one that I love.

[Jackie Oshry]

Okay. Lady Gaga. Beloved for her acting. In her makeup. She puts out an album. I'm sad and I'm listening.

[Claudia Oshry]

Wow. Facts, actually.

[Jackie Oshry]

So, like, anyone that I love, like, I'm gonna give their singles and their albums a proper shot. And it might not even be until a few weeks later where I'm like, that wasn't so good.

[Claudia Oshry]

The interesting thing about Selena's career is that, like, she's the most followed person on social media. She's huge. All from what? Like, being a Disney star turned pop star. But her pop star career, and I feel like I only really realized this when I watched her documentary, was very short lived.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah, yeah. She hasn't been a pop star until the documentary either.

[Claudia Oshry]

And then even after like she stopped being like a touring pop star, she would like release a song a year. Like who's gonna work? Like it was just one song.

[Jackie Oshry]

She would lend her voice to an existing dance song that's gonna be a hit.

[Claudia Oshry]

There's also a lot going on with her, Haley and Justin on the Internet right now. I have not gotten down to the bottom of it. It's all started with like this 7 part tick tock series. I don't know enough about it. I. I am far too sound of mind an individual to get like in the weeds on this. Like I'll set. I've said it once, I'll say it again. Like, leave Haley Bieber the alone. Like I'm so sick of it for her.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah, I heard about it. I haven't seen any of it and I'm really not interested.

[Claudia Oshry]

I don't know who started it. I don't know. Oh, she's a stalker. He. She posted a childhood photo and then Haley posted a childhood photo. Like, stop it. Stop it. I really, I can't fucking take it anymore.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah, but even if all that's true, you know, say it is, which I don't think it is, but say it is like she won. Take your licks and leave.

[Claudia Oshry]

No, and not, not only that, like they have a baby together. Like at what point? Because it was like when they got married.

[Jackie Oshry]

At no point.

[Claudia Oshry]

Right? This will shut everyone up.

[Jackie Oshry]

Being happier than she's ever been, healthier than she's ever been and moved on.

[Claudia Oshry]

It's not enough.

[Jackie Oshry]

Why do her fans want to bring her back to the darkest place in her life? I don't understand.

[Claudia Oshry]

I don't understand either. It's so crazy. And anybody who participates in this, like Jelena Standom is so such a low cue individual, a low IQ individual and really sick in the head mentally and you need to seek help. I'm not participating.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah, I'm not.

[Claudia Oshry]

Like you're not going to get me to watch a seven part TikTok series.

[Jackie Oshry]

I'm just not. I actually now I did see a clip of like Selena like saying some words and then a clip of like Haley saying those words. Like apparently in Selena's cooking show, Selena and chef, like she says okie dokie a lot. Like when things are ready, Okie dokie. And Haley had like a video of her cooking something and as she put in the oven she said okie dokie. And the video plays at Haley saying okie dokie over and over. So it sounds like she said it five times. She said it one time.

[Claudia Oshry]

Once. Yeah. And it's again. If Selena is of, you know, Mexican descent, if she said something in Spanish and then Haley copied it, maybe I would think that's weird. Saying okie dokie is. Everyone says that that's what everything is. Like a stretch. Like, well, Haley posted a picture of her as a child right after Selena did. I posted one too. Like, these are unoriginal, not unique things.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. Or like Selena was on video on Instagram being like, I don't really come on here and say this. Like, talk a lot. And then that's how Internet.

[Claudia Oshry]

That's Internet talk.

[Jackie Oshry]

That's literally Internet talk talk. I'm not like always coming and talking.

[Claudia Oshry]

I'm really sick for Haley Bieber. Like, I've had enough.

[Jackie Oshry]

I hope she just turns her phone off or is like, not on.

[Claudia Oshry]

No.

[Jackie Oshry]

I think these things don't exist when you're not on. Like, for me, it does not exist. Even though I. I don't know her.

[Claudia Oshry]

On like a really, really personal level. I do think though, that it bothers her. She's responded to it a couple of times, you know.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

Either directly. She went on call her daddy. She took that picture with Selena to like, shut everyone up. Like, she tries. And I do believe at some point, maybe once you become, you become a mom, like, you're gonna stop caring. And maybe that point is now. I hope she doesn't let it bother her, but it's bothersome. Like I think, and I don't blame her.

[Jackie Oshry]

You care less and less. It's not like you wake up one day and you don't care. But it's like with every day that you grow and year and then being a mother and you literally don't have time to care about such things, one day she will wake up and be like, wow, I've really moved on.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah.

[Jackie Oshry]

And it doesn't bother me.

[Claudia Oshry]

I yearn for her for that.

[Jackie Oshry]

For those days. Better days ahead.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yes.

[Jackie Oshry]

Are you ready for our next story?

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah.

[Jackie Oshry]

Some crazy news from the Low family this week. So bachelor alum Sean Lowe shared this week on his Instagram with his wife a really dramatic, crazy story about their family dog attacking him twice now. Body cam footage has been released from the police officers who were called to rescue him the second time the dog attacked him.

[Claudia Oshry]

So tell me this story from the beginning because he put up a 12 minute video my ass was not watching.

[Jackie Oshry]

I don't know why he caught me at the right time. I watched the whole thing.

[Claudia Oshry]

Jackie send it to me and was like transcribing. I'm like, did you watch this whole thing? I can't even get. You watch Tick tock.

[Jackie Oshry]

I did because I was just like, well then what happened next? And I really didn't know what they were gonna say because they sat down. Catherine and Sean so serious. And Catherine is just choked up and not speaking. And he's just narrating what happened. And he explained how he had his buddies over for a barbecue. Catherine took the kids to the mall. He like indoor outdoor living. They had. He had. The barbecue was smoky. The fire alarm and his house goes off. And they have a new dog for named Moose. For three months, Moose has been a part of the family. Goes with Sean everywhere. Like, Sean's best friend sleeps in the bed with the kids. Like Moose. That's Moose. We love Moose. He's a boxer, he's a rescue. The fire alarm goes off and something in Moose gets triggered. He starts attacking Sean, biting at his feet while Sean's trying to stop the fire. Biting at his feet, attacking his arms. Like clock that he showed this huge car, basically, like blood everywhere. Went to the hospital that night. Like, so dramatic. So crazy. So Sean had. They have little kids. So then once everything was like settled that day, he was like, okay, well, Moose is gonna have to go. They caught a bunch of shelters and they were gonna re home him because he can't stay in the house with the kids. So sad. So the next day the kids were going to stay with like their grandparents just while, you know, everything gets.

[Claudia Oshry]

Moose gets sore.

[Jackie Oshry]

And that way Sean could recover because literally, like his arm huge. A million stitches, like crazy. Okay, so they're putting the kids in the car with the grandparents and Moose breaks out of the house and starts attacking Sean again in the driveway. And they called and he like. And apparently it's like a huge dog. Sean manages to like, pin him down. They call the police. He's holding him down for like 10 minutes. So the police arrive and that's the body cam footage that we see here. But also, Sean said all of this is on camera from their various, like, at home cameras. And a lot of it happened outside. So he has cameras. I was just, just watching the whole thing because I. I really thought they were gonna be like. So then we shot moves.

[Claudia Oshry]

Like, yeah, of course. No, like, at what point. But like, I know I had the same thought.

[Jackie Oshry]

It felt like they were doing this video to be like, radically transparent because they didn't want, like, rumors getting out there. Because this does happen a lot with influencers. If you get a dog and you're posting the dog all the time, and then the dog is mia it's like, where did you put your dog? Like, Lucy.

[Claudia Oshry]

No. And people are so quick always to judge the worst and say the worst thing about you that, like, so. So I get why they felt they had to just go into detail.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. And also, like, his arms are both of them now. Because then the next day he got the other.

[Claudia Oshry]

Really sad for the dog. I'm, like, gonna cry.

[Jackie Oshry]

I know, so. And obviously. And he was an amazing dog. And, like, something about this fire alarm.

[Claudia Oshry]

Just, like, set off something, triggered something inside of him.

[Jackie Oshry]

Then they spoke to the original shelter that they got him from. They're like, oh, yeah, he must have had a rough background like, that we missed, like, thanks, thanks. So they're rehoming him. He was not shot dead on the spot or anything like that.

[Claudia Oshry]

That's good, that's good.

[Jackie Oshry]

But I kept feeling like that's where it was going because they were sitting down so serious to tell us.

[Claudia Oshry]

Right.

[Jackie Oshry]

Explain something that had happened. The police came and tased the dog, so.

[Claudia Oshry]

Oh, my God. No, I'm really upset.

[Jackie Oshry]

It's such an upsetting story. But it's also really, really scary because as Sean and Catherine said, like, the dog was sleeping in the bed with the kids every night. Like, couldn't be more of a worse. Imagine if the fire alarm went off in the. The night and they ate the dogs in bed with the kids.

[Claudia Oshry]

I'm really upset.

[Jackie Oshry]

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to upset you.

[Claudia Oshry]

No, like, I'm upset.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah, just, like, very. And they're so sad because this is, like, his best friend.

[Claudia Oshry]

Of course, that's the sad part.

[Jackie Oshry]

But it's not a question. The dog can stay in the house.

[Claudia Oshry]

No, of course not. And I don't blame them. And you know what? Like, people are so critical in situations like this. Well, they should have done this.

[Jackie Oshry]

And, you know, comments were almost.

[Claudia Oshry]

It's an impossible situation.

[Jackie Oshry]

The comments were off. I don't even know, like, what haters are saying. Like, you shouldn't have taken on a dog that you couldn't. Like, I don't think that they did anything wrong. I think this is such an unfortunate situation. And all they wanted to do was, like, save a dog and love him, and it's become unsafe. And that's really sad.

[Claudia Oshry]

No, I literally wanted.

[Jackie Oshry]

But the dog and Sean said multiple times, like, the dog. If it were anyone else, like, in their family, the dog would have killed him. He's just strong enough to have it been able.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah.

[Jackie Oshry]

But if it were a kid, if it were Catherine, like, the dog was out for blood.

[Claudia Oshry]

Oh, my God.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

That is so.

[Jackie Oshry]

Not just, like, a bite. No, run. Like, would not get off of him. Hitting him down like crazy.

[Claudia Oshry]

Oh, my God. I'm, like, really upset about it. There's so many elements of the story that are so upsetting. Like, of course, what could have happened if the fire alarm went off in the night? But also, like, this is your dog. Like, you love your dog so much, and then you have to, like, give him up. No. It's so upsetting.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. Not knowing, like, where he's gonna go and what's next for him. It's just really sad. But then I started stalking Sean and Catherine because I haven't kept up with them in a while.

[Claudia Oshry]

Been a while.

[Jackie Oshry]

It's been a while. They're really doing so great. They're so, like, real and in love. They've been together forever. I watched their season. I remember.

[Claudia Oshry]

How long have they been together now? Like, 15 years.

[Jackie Oshry]

Literally, like 10 to 15 years. And they have just such a full life. They're also content creators and businesses.

[Claudia Oshry]

Where do they live?

[Jackie Oshry]

I think they live in. In Texas, maybe Dallas.

[Claudia Oshry]

Okay.

[Jackie Oshry]

But I might just have made that up. But that feels right.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah, it feels right.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. They're just really a cute family. They actually make really funny content. Like, when you watch a video, you think it's just, like, a cheesy real couple. Real. You know, plenty of people do that, and it always has, like, a comedic twist, and it's pretty funny stuff.

[Claudia Oshry]

Oh, so you're a Stan.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah, I. I'm proud to stand, like, a healthy, loving relationship. Yeah, I'll do that.

[Claudia Oshry]

So you're obsessed with them. Okay.

[Jackie Oshry]

Not enough to follow because I can just admire. Oh, wow.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah, of course.

[Jackie Oshry]

You know, I feel like I've missed too much to sort of follow now.

[Claudia Oshry]

It's never too late, Jackie.

[Jackie Oshry]

Maybe. Maybe if they keep. If they keep getting served to me. Yeah, that's how it goes. I need to, like, see something a couple times before I'm like, I can't live without them now.

[Claudia Oshry]

If you see something, say something.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. So really sad for the whole family. They were so, like. She couldn't even speak. She was so upset.

[Claudia Oshry]

No, I'm upset.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. Really, really sad. Are you ready for our next story?

[Claudia Oshry]

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[Jackie Oshry]

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[Claudia Oshry]

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[Jackie Oshry]

Thank you.

[Claudia Oshry]

You're welcome, Torah. You're welcome, Dora.

[Jackie Oshry]

Jorah.

[Claudia Oshry]

Like from Tongo.

[Jackie Oshry]

From Game of Thrones.

[Claudia Oshry]

Oh, oh, I was thinking Jonah from Tonga.

[Jackie Oshry]

Jorah of the Andals.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. Who's obsessed with Daenerys and she's like, scram winning.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. Classic. She should have settled down with him, made a nice life.

[Claudia Oshry]

He was, he was actually a really nice man.

[Jackie Oshry]

He was a good man.

[Claudia Oshry]

She had higher like aspirations though. It was, it wasn't enough a life with Jorah.

[Jackie Oshry]

Any woman would be lucky to have him.

[Claudia Oshry]

A thousand percent. Not Daenerys though.

[Jackie Oshry]

Our next story. Speaking of any woman being lucky to have him, Pete Davidson has a new lady love called Elsie Hewitt. They were spotted hot and heavy making out on the beach in Florida. They've recently like gone public and everyone knows that they're together. And she's like a famous former girlfriend of Benny Blanco and Jason Sudeikis.

[Claudia Oshry]

Right. They're like, she's a Commoner, but she's a commoner who happens to have dated, like, multiple famous men.

[Jackie Oshry]

Benny Bonko and Jason Sudeikis. Pretty different.

[Claudia Oshry]

Extremely versatile.

[Jackie Oshry]

That Pete Davidson balances them out. Like, they're two extremes somewhere in the middle, and then it all makes sense.

[Claudia Oshry]

What's her name?

[Jackie Oshry]

Elsie Hewitt.

[Claudia Oshry]

It feels like you can't put Elsie in a box.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. And I feel like maybe she's really in love with the man. You know, she doesn't go by, look, she doesn't have a type. She'd be great on Love is Blind.

[Claudia Oshry]

It sounds like she doesn't have a type. Although it sounds like her type might be celebrities. Yeah. Which I so admire and respect.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. And I don't know. Every time Pete Davidson has a girlfriend, like, I am really so naive. I'm like, this is it. Like, I don't see. I really don't.

[Claudia Oshry]

So funny.

[Jackie Oshry]

Expect them to break up, especially, like, after a few months so soon, like he always does. Because I'm like, don't you feel stupid yet? Like, you're not gonna do it again. Right.

[Claudia Oshry]

I have a different, like, experience when I hear Pete Davidson has a girlfriend. I literally don't care. I know with each girlfriend, I have started to care less and less and less. And, like, I think where he lost me completely was chase to. He wonders, like, who I really thought.

[Jackie Oshry]

That, like, that was gonna be the one. And then before that.

[Claudia Oshry]

No, that was clearly, like, a dark time for him. Like, he was struggling with. I think, like, his very.

[Jackie Oshry]

Drove into that house.

[Claudia Oshry]

Right. So I. When he drove into that house, I said, this isn't the girl for him. Not that it was her fault.

[Jackie Oshry]

For Madeline Klein, I'm like, well, she's not gonna fit. Fall into this trap, like, and be what number? She's Madeline in this list. So, like, they obviously are so in love. And she's gonna be with him forever. No. Now, the reason why I think this one is forever is because he's really doing a lot of work on himself. He's the best Pete. He's been in a while. He's got the tattoos removed. He is living well.

[Claudia Oshry]

Well, he doesn't have them removed. I was so confused.

[Jackie Oshry]

Sorry. No, but, like, look at his arm. His arm. His chest is. I know his arm, but him at.

[Claudia Oshry]

The beach, the picture of him and his girl. I was like, is this an old photo?

[Jackie Oshry]

But no, it literally used to be from the neck to the wrists.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah.

[Jackie Oshry]

There is a lot more blank space.

[Claudia Oshry]

Now when he did the Reformation shoot and that, like, showcased his new Was he wearing a shirt?

[Jackie Oshry]

Oh, no. Maybe they also did, like, body makeup.

[Claudia Oshry]

Right. Because was he totally.

[Jackie Oshry]

He definitely shirtless, so.

[Claudia Oshry]

Right. I wasn't the only one who was confused when they saw this photo. Correct.

[Jackie Oshry]

Oh, I just, like, assumed that maybe I had only seen his arm. His arm is really looking.

[Claudia Oshry]

Right. Let me look at the reformation thing. No, he was wearing. No, he was wearing nothing on top. And he was bare.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

So it was retouched. That's weird.

[Jackie Oshry]

I guess. But hopefully that. Like, that. Maybe that's what he's gonna be one day.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah, of course. But I thought the photo shoot was, like, to show off his new untatted body and you're telling me it's fake?

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah, but people do that. Women wear makeup. Like, I actually. I'm here for it. It's an interesting.

[Claudia Oshry]

No, but the. The ad with reformation was like a coming out party for his new body.

[Jackie Oshry]

Maybe that's just how we saw it.

[Claudia Oshry]

I think this is weird. That tied up in the comments.

[Jackie Oshry]

If you agree, covered up all his tattoos. Yeah, I. I like it because it showed us, like, what, in the midst.

[Claudia Oshry]

Of him getting them removed, if they wanted to just cover up his tattoos for any old photo shoot, like, fine. But this was like, we heard he was getting his tattoos removed. We hadn't seen him in a while, and then he has this big reformation shoot to off and it's fake.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. Well, it's really not that easy to do.

[Claudia Oshry]

No, of course not. But he was gone for a while.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. No, it's a very long process per tattoo.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. So I really stopped caring about Pete Davidson's dating life after Kim Kardashian. Like, I was into Ariana Grande. I liked the Kate Beckinsale. Kim was obviously, like, a journey of fun and love. I didn't. I stopped caring, like, after that.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. Who. And then who else has it been since then?

[Claudia Oshry]

He did. I don't know. Since then. He was with Kaia Gerber, but I think she was early on.

[Jackie Oshry]

No, since Kim. I remember everything up until Kim. And then, like, then it's just become like, seriously a rotating. Like a pattern that's so obvious that I'm like, you're not gonna do it again.

[Claudia Oshry]

Right? Aren't you embarrassed to be, like, so.

[Jackie Oshry]

Unoriginal and, like, aren't you worried that, like, girls aren't gonna date you? Because it's just like, men don't worry about three months. But, like, what girl? Like, that's why I always think, like, what girl?

[Claudia Oshry]

A lot.

[Jackie Oshry]

Especially, like, all these girls are pargy and successful. And so I'm like, oh, because they're so in love.

[Claudia Oshry]

First of all, everyone thinks they're gonna be the girl to change the guy.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

Like, baseline. And even if they don't, like, why not have fun for three months with this guy who obviously is a huge wiener, you know?

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. No, I think it's more. More than a huge wiener.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah, me too. We must be so much fun.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. I really do think he must be a great person to be around and.

[Claudia Oshry]

Like, not to be that girl and, like, make everything about me and say I'm not like other girls, but. And obviously, I'm married. But if Pete Davidson wanted to date me. No. I would literally say no.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

Like, I don't think he's cute, and all the, like, beautiful women around him haven't changed that for me.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

And maybe it's because he's such an unserious dater. Like. Like I was saying, I have started to understand Timothee Chalamet on a looks level a little bit more because there's honestly, something very attractive about a guy who loves one girl.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

Do you know what I mean? And, like, being. Being a stable force in a woman's life, to me, that's attractive. Bopping around every three months. Like, to me, that makes you uglier.

[Jackie Oshry]

I agree.

[Claudia Oshry]

Sorry. I just kind of crave security. Instability.

[Jackie Oshry]

I understand. I think you could be the one to change him, though.

[Claudia Oshry]

I mean, we all know I was.

[Jackie Oshry]

Are you ready for our fifth and final story?

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah.

[Jackie Oshry]

Like, actually shocking news. Quinta Brunson filed for divorce.

[Claudia Oshry]

Has a husband.

[Jackie Oshry]

Had a husband, filed for divorce from him after three years of marriage.

[Claudia Oshry]

So I'm so curious, like, financially, what this means, because she is, like, not only the star, but, like, the creator, producer, writer of, like, one of the most successful cable TV shows. Like, she's definitely raking it in right now. Better to get out early.

[Jackie Oshry]

2021. So I'm sure they had a prenup.

[Claudia Oshry]

You think? Was the show on then?

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah, I think so.

[Claudia Oshry]

Because I remember before that, I don't think she had much to protect.

[Jackie Oshry]

I think Perina. And who knows what he does. Kevin J. Anik, he didn't look successful.

[Claudia Oshry]

Do you know what I mean?

[Jackie Oshry]

But that's, like, sometimes how successful people look.

[Claudia Oshry]

No, they look a twinkle in their eye. Okay. Abbott elementary started. Oh, December 2021. So I guess when they were engaged, like, she knew that she was getting a show. They didn't know it was going to be so popular.

[Jackie Oshry]

But fine, they Got married in October 2020 21. Busy time for her. When it rains it.

[Claudia Oshry]

Oh, wow. Yeah. Wait, what's his name? Let's see if he is successful. Spell Anik A N I K. I would say Anique. Okay, thank you. People magazine. They got engaged in 2020. They've kept the relationship private. Yeah, we know he's very supportive. And they filed for divorce. What a article. Like, thanks.

[Jackie Oshry]

Thanks. Thanks for what? We already know.

[Claudia Oshry]

Like, what does he do? Okay, let me. Kevin's husband.

[Jackie Oshry]

Here we go.

[Claudia Oshry]

But no, those articles are not helpful, Jay. That's what I just read.

[Jackie Oshry]

No, it's literally offensive to read that.

[Claudia Oshry]

They met through a mutual friend. They've attended only a handful of public events together. Jay is known as the most supportive man Queen has ever known. Unemployed.

[Jackie Oshry]

He's got a lot of time to be supportive.

[Claudia Oshry]

Let me tell you, if he had like a big success, it would have come up in one of those articles.

[Jackie Oshry]

So she also indicated on their divorce filing. I guess I just should have read further down that the pair quote, entered into a post nuptial agreement which governs the disposition of their property and requests that each party be responsible for their own attorney's fees.

[Claudia Oshry]

But. Oh, post nup. That's. Yeah, that's doing the paperwork after you get married.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. Well, she hit it big after they got married. And even though that's like, I don't. That's sounds really awkward. I don't know how you break.

[Claudia Oshry]

I respect and I.

[Jackie Oshry]

Marriage.

[Claudia Oshry]

No, of course.

[Jackie Oshry]

Good.

[Claudia Oshry]

I respect her doing that like that. You got to protect your assets when you come into that sort of situation. But it doesn't bode well in the moment for the marriage. Like, oh, I'm having all the success. What should I do first? Protect my money for my husband?

[Jackie Oshry]

I just want to say, like, this really points towards unemployed because, like, on an. Only an unemployed person like me would sign that.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah, it's so true. But you think he would have worked harder at making the marriage work if he knew, like, what was riding on the marriage. Not only, like, love and happiness, but, you know, the roof over his head.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah, but the thing is, like, when someone's unemployed, like Chris Humphreys during the NBA lockout, like, you just don't want to be.

[Claudia Oshry]

No. Yeah. And you, like you. They kind of succumb to their unemployment. It becomes. It becomes their whole attitude.

[Jackie Oshry]

Especially if he's like, channeling his unemployment into support for Akinda. Like, I'm sure she's like, get the away from me and get a job.

[Claudia Oshry]

Especially if he's a jealous person too. Some people really can be genuinely happy for others. Like, especially if it's their partner that they love. Some people really can't. Yeah, they see it as a reflection of their own failure.

[Jackie Oshry]

Watch. He's a billionaire.

[Claudia Oshry]

I know. Like family money. Yeah, they would have said it. Trust me, he ain't. I never heard of a Nick Industries. You know.

[Jackie Oshry]

I mean global.

[Claudia Oshry]

Oh, actually it rings a bell. Should we dive into Queenie and Weenie, our final segment of the week? Yeah, we're gonna do Queenie and Weenie of the Week. You guys. A segment we do here every Friday at the end of the episode is a way to just sort of wrap up the week, take a look at the week out of a glance and give out two awards. It's actually four awards because Jackie and I both give out two. So we each are gonna give out a Queenie of the Week and a Weenie of the Week. And it's exactly as it sounds. Did you act like a Queenie this week or did you act like a weenie this week? It's not that serious. It's a seven day title. You can be Queenie one week, we need the next. It's yet to happen to really anyone, but it's possible.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

Now I think this has come as a shock to nobody. I'm gonna go first with my Queenie. My Queenie of the week is Sojourner Truth. I'm embarrassed to admit, like, I just started to really get to know her story. Yeah. But you know what? I was meant to come to it in this way on this platform. And she's a Queenie.

[Jackie Oshry]

So like, we could all be on the journey together of learning about Sojourner Truths.

[Claudia Oshry]

And honestly, when you, like, call me Co Jers Truth, like, I should only be so lucky to carry the name of such a brave, powerful woman. Honestly.

[Jackie Oshry]

Such a woman. I agree.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. What about you?

[Jackie Oshry]

My Queenie of the week is Gal Gadot.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yes.

[Jackie Oshry]

She's a Queenie every week. And she had.

[Claudia Oshry]

She puts up with so much.

[Jackie Oshry]

She puts up with so much. And you would never know it because she doesn't let it fade. But I'm sure she's sick and that.

[Claudia Oshry]

Her literally also having like a brain aneurysm a couple of months ago at a tumor while she gave birth.

[Jackie Oshry]

Giving birth. Like, she couldn't see or speak or hear.

[Claudia Oshry]

No. And everybody's just being mean to her like all the time.

[Jackie Oshry]

Because like the little girl.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah.

[Jackie Oshry]

Like, she's just such a Queenie at all times. I Don't know how. She's, like, so mature and rises above.

[Claudia Oshry]

Could never be me.

[Jackie Oshry]

Weenie. I'm actually gonna say nothing materialized. Like, I have no weenie this weekend.

[Claudia Oshry]

Don't force it.

[Jackie Oshry]

I want to know who yours is. Because maybe there's an obvious person that I'm missing. But, like, there wasn't a lot of weenie, like, behavior this week.

[Claudia Oshry]

So my weenie doesn't have a name, and I didn't.

[Jackie Oshry]

Because give it to someone who was, like, half weenie. That, like, doesn't deserve to be called a weenie.

[Claudia Oshry]

I mean, that's big of you, but there can never be. Once again, can never be me. I. I actually had two weenies. Like, I still have to choose from. No, because they're both directly correlated to something that happened to me. Like, they wouldn't be a weenie to you now. I'm not my sister. Okay. You want me to tell you the other one?

[Jackie Oshry]

Sure.

[Claudia Oshry]

I had a viral tick tock a couple of days ago, and it was just like, why is everybody always, like, wanting to go for walks? Like, can we stop? No, I don't. Stop asking me. Like, I don't want to go for walks. And the comment sections, like, did not pass the vibe check. They're like, what are you talking about? Walks are amazing. They're free and good for your mental health. Like, shut up. I was making a joke, okay? So I was just like, the comment section was my weenie, but that's not what I chose. That's not what I chose.

[Jackie Oshry]

Okay?

[Claudia Oshry]

My weenie, the one that I actually chose. I don't want to. It's. It's. It is a person. I'm not going to say the person's name, and I'm not going to be, like, annoying. Try and figure it out. It doesn't matter. Like, it's not the point. This has happened to me a couple of times in the past when I was very overweight. Like, people who are professional trainers, nutritionists, like, reaching out and offering their services when I never made it clear that I was interested in taking on a trainer. Do you know what I mean?

[Jackie Oshry]

Okay.

[Claudia Oshry]

I got a message from, like, an Instagram famous, like, dietitian being, like, would love to work with you privately or publicly, like, whatever you want to help you out. Like, what makes you think I need help? Like, I. Did I. Did I say, do I put out the energy that I'm looking for a dietitian and to offer your services to, like, a pregnant person? Get the. Away from me.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. I mean, Offering your service to a president person, like, get away from me. But I actually think, like, the trainer reaching out to you, like, when you're previously. Like when you're overweight or anything, I think they just.

[Claudia Oshry]

Oh, I think that's worse.

[Jackie Oshry]

I think they reach out to everyone.

[Claudia Oshry]

I think it's worse.

[Jackie Oshry]

I don't think it had to do with your. I don't think they're saying, like, hey, let's get you and say they want to just work with famous people. It was because you were famous.

[Claudia Oshry]

Okay, well, you know just what to say. But.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah, no, I think it's like, more about the thing.

[Claudia Oshry]

The trainer thing. Like, back when I. Jackie, my whole personality when I was overweight was like, I hated working out, I hated eating healthy. Like, why you would offer your services, like, off.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah, well, they maybe just, like, weren't doing enough research.

[Claudia Oshry]

But that's not the point.

[Jackie Oshry]

I think that's not the point of my weeding out that message to, like, every famous, like, extremely.

[Claudia Oshry]

You're getting stuck on the. Not. Not weed. That's not who my weenie is. I was just saying. I was just saying that it used to happen to me. Okay, what about the current situation that I'm talking about?

[Jackie Oshry]

Is she crazy? Why would you want a dietitian when you're pregnant? Leave me alone.

[Claudia Oshry]

It wasn't even, like, after.

[Jackie Oshry]

It was like, it started.

[Claudia Oshry]

Whatever.

[Jackie Oshry]

I'm sure it wasn't, like, a generic message and, like, maybe she didn't know you're pregnant. Did you mention your pregnancy?

[Claudia Oshry]

She didn't mention it, but this is a person who has, like, followed and DM'd me for a really long time because I scrolled up. So, like, you're aware of my comings and goings.

[Jackie Oshry]

Stupid.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. So am I being overly sensitive or is that weany, like, behavior that's.

[Jackie Oshry]

That's stupid, like, behavior. Seriously, does anyone have a dietitian when they're pregnant?

[Claudia Oshry]

So crazy.

[Jackie Oshry]

So why.

[Claudia Oshry]

I think if you have, like, health. If you have gestational diabetes or if you have, like, certain restrictions or you need to.

[Jackie Oshry]

Okay. Boring. Extreme circumstances, if I may.

[Claudia Oshry]

And no, I don't think it's a common thing for just people who don't have, like, any sort of restrictions or barring.

[Jackie Oshry]

Okay, yeah. That's crazy.

[Claudia Oshry]

Thank you. So that's my reading.

[Jackie Oshry]

Well, maybe next week she'll be your queenie.

[Claudia Oshry]

Here's how she could do that. She could Venmo me $10,000 for, like, my time and damages.

[Jackie Oshry]

Okay. It's like, really? That's how you could buy Queenie, by the way, if you want to know.

[Claudia Oshry]

Oh, we've never said this, but it does go without saying that Queenie is a purchasable title.

[Jackie Oshry]

I just want to say, like, if a brand wants, like, sponsor this segment and, like, wants their product to be hailed as Queenie and maybe their competitor is weenie. Oh, that's $10,000. She's saying.

[Claudia Oshry]

Oh, no, no, no more. And you have to make a donation to the Mark Schoenwater Holocaust Education foundation and then match that in a fee to Jackie and I. Yeah, big. Because we, we are expensive, but we can be bought.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. I'm looking forward to working with our partners. Me too. It's actually, like, reach out if, like, some partners, like, want to get creative for, like, how can we.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yes, yes.

[Jackie Oshry]

Queenie and Weenie especially because I had an open slot this week. That's five grand down the tubes.

[Claudia Oshry]

Why you keep lowering our rate? Five grand for weed?

[Jackie Oshry]

It actually should be 2500 because we have four slots.

[Claudia Oshry]

Okay.

[Jackie Oshry]

Okay.

[Claudia Oshry]

Five grand for a Weenie. That's our show. You guys, thank you. Thank you so much for listening to the toast of Monday morning show where we deliver the fastest stories you need to remember every Monday through Friday on YouTube. So you're watching us on YouTube. Please feel free to subscribe and give this video a thumbs up. We're also available as a podcast anywhere podcasts can be found. So that's Spotify, June Stitcher, Public radio, cast box. All the places where we listen to podcasts. Find us a toast. Leave a five star review about a beautiful setting and wickedly talented. We are. Hope you guys have an amazing weekend. Whether you're doing the most like Jax, or quite literally not getting out of bed like me, they're both valid, valid experiences. And they're your experience and they're your lived experience. So enjoy it. We love you and we'll see you on Monday.

[Jackie Oshry]

Love you.

[Claudia Oshry]

Bye.