Podcast Summary: The Toast – "A Human Moment" | Friday, November 22nd, 2024

Hosts: Jackie & Claudia Oshry
Release Date: November 22, 2024
Podcast Description: Take a bite out of The Toast, weekdays with Jackie & Claudia Oshry.

1. Introduction

In this episode of The Toast, Jackie and Claudia Oshry kick off with their signature humorous banter about the confusion surrounding the day being Friday. This light-hearted start sets the stage for a deep dive into the week's most compelling stories.

2. Fast Five Stories

a. Wicked Promo Controversy

Timestamps: [22:13] – [28:45]

Overview:
Claudia introduces the first story, highlighting the backlash surrounding the promotional interviews for the musical "Wicked." The emotional exchanges between star Cynthia Rejor and reporters have left audiences puzzled and critical.

Key Points:

• Emotional Overreach: Cynthia Rejor's overly emotional responses during interviews have sparked confusion.
• Audience Reaction: Social media, particularly X (formerly Twitter), is abuzz with mixed reactions, with some fans feeling disconnected from the performances.
• Hosts' Take:
  • Claudia: Views the situation as a reflection of how seriously theater professionals take their craft.
    "It's like the ultimate word salad. And I feel like people have been getting away with saying things like that that don't mean anything."
  • Jackie: Criticizes the exaggerated emotional display, suggesting it detracts from the movie's appeal.
    "I actually think that these two with their, like, insane marketing are actually starting to negatively impact the film."

b. Jesse Smollett's Conviction Overturned

Timestamps: [31:14] – [36:33]

Overview:
The hosts discuss the recent legal developments surrounding Jesse Smollett. The Illinois Supreme Court has overturned his conviction related to staging a hate crime, citing procedural violations during the retrial.

Key Points:

• Legal Loophole: The Supreme Court ruled that the special prosecutor's decision to retry Smollett violated his rights.
  Claudia: "It's a legal loophole. His conviction was overturned. Asterisk."
• Public Perception:
  • Jackie: Expresses frustration and skepticism about the outcome, emphasizing that the legal technicality doesn't change the reality of Smollett's actions.
    "This doesn't change what he did."
  • Claudia: Highlights the emotional toll and the frequent media coverage that kept the story alive.
    "It's so crazy. That was such a crazy time."

c. Cara Delevingne's Docu-Series with Taylor Swift

Timestamps: [36:42] – [51:04]

Overview:
Claudia shares insights from Cara Delevingne’s upcoming docu-series on Prime Video, which chronicles Cara’s experience living with pop star Taylor Swift after a tumultuous breakup with Tommy Fury.

Key Points:

• Unexpected Friendship:
  • Claudia: Explores the unlikely friendship between Cara Delevingne and Taylor Swift, noting their contrasting personalities.
    "Taylor is like sews with her cats and makes baked home goods and wakes up at six in the morning and goes to work."
  • Jackie: Imagines the dynamic between the two, emphasizing their different lifestyles.
    "I feel like Cara's room would be like covered in eyeliner... Taylor is like in the kitchen cleaning up from baking fresh cookies."
• Docu-Series Details:
  • Claudia: Describes the series as raw and real, aiming to uncover the true persona of Molly May amidst public scrutiny.
    "It promises to take viewers behind the headlines to uncover the real Molly May."
  • Jackie: Anticipates the series will offer a deeper look into Molly’s personal and professional life.
    "It's different when you're filming yourself versus someone else filming you."

d. Jason Kelsey Hosting ESPN's Late Night Show

Timestamps: [40:15] – [44:35]

Overview:
Jason Kelsey, a Super Bowl champion, is set to host a new late-night talk show on ESPN titled Late Night with Jason Kelsey, premiering in January 2025.

Key Points:

• Show Format:
  • Claudia: Explains that the show will feature sports legends, coaches, and celebrities, aligning with the NFL season's end and playoffs.
    "It's going to be a celebration."
  • Jackie: Expresses concerns about the show's potential content and interviewing style, critiquing current late-night hosts.
    "In late night all you need to be is like unfunny and a man, like, that's all it takes to be like a late night legend."
• Hosts' Perspectives:
  • Claudia: Optimistic about the show's potential to bring a fresh perspective to ESPN’s lineup.
    "We're still copacetic because like talking with your swirly brother once a week is one vibe."
  • Jackie: Worries about overexposure and the sustainability of Kelsey’s new venture.
    "I'm a little bit worried about Jason Kelsey."

e. Molly May's Prime Video Docu-Series

Timestamps: [49:15] – [51:27]

Overview:
Molly May Hogg, a UK reality star, is launching her own six-part docu-series on Prime Video, focusing on her breakup with boxer Tommy Fury, parenting, and new business ventures.

Key Points:

• Series Intent:
  • Claudia: Highlights the series' aim to present a raw and authentic portrayal of Molly’s life post-breakup.
    "Raw, real and redefining what it means to thrive under intense public Scrutiny."
  • Jackie: Anticipates the series will showcase Molly’s resilience and personal growth.
    "Even though I do watch her vlogs on my tv, like to have something so highly produced..."
• Public Interest:
  • Claudia: Notes the high demand and interest in Molly’s personal life, making the docu-series a strategic move by Prime Video.
    "It's really brilliant. And I think that, like, overall this is like such a terrible thing that he did to her, but I think she will end up like career-wise."
  • Jackie: Emphasizes Molly’s widespread appeal and the anticipation surrounding the series.
    "People are obsessed with like, her nursery. It's so interesting because she's just so stylish..."

3. Queenie and Weenie Segment

Timestamps: [52:58] – [60:49]

Overview:
In their weekly segment, Jackie and Claudia award "Queenie of the Week" and "Weenie of the Week" based on notable behaviors observed during the week.

Key Points:

• Weenie of the Week:
  • Jackie: Nominates Katie Robertson for a scandalous revelation involving her relationships, dubbing her a "lifetime achievement weenie."
    "She had this absolute mug on her face, like, wanted to punch so bad."
• Queenie of the Week:
  • Claudia: Honors 'Turdi' for their unwavering support during Jackie's pregnancy and overall positivity.
    "Your determination and you're showing up even in the throes of not feeling well. It's very much Queenie behavior."
  • Jackie: Shares a heartfelt fan email from a Gen X dad, expressing gratitude for the podcast's impact on his relationship with his daughter.
    "He wrote... 'Your podcast is more than the fast five stories that everyone needs to know. It's also something a dad and a daughter share together.'"
• Emotional Moments:
  • Both hosts reflect on the emotional resonance of receiving heartfelt messages from listeners, underscoring the podcast's community impact.
    "It was so sweet... I'm gonna cry. Like, it was so sweet."

4. Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Jackie Oshry [00:10]: "I could sing, but I won't because I value my business."
• Claudia Oshry [02:12]: "Your current body that you hate is also future use goal body, you know?"
• Jackie Oshry [26:59]: "She was a witch. Her sister was a witch..."
• Claudia Oshry [44:41]: "A lot of people are like, Claudia and Jackie, you're obsessed with Minky couture."
• Jackie Oshry [49:15]: "The girls have Molly Mae."
• Claudia Oshry [26:59]: "It's like, the ultimate word salad. And I feel like people have been getting away with saying things like that that don't mean anything."

5. Closing Remarks

Jackie and Claudia wrap up the episode by expressing heartfelt gratitude to their listeners, encouraging them to subscribe and engage with the podcast on various platforms. They tease upcoming stories and reiterate their appreciation for the community that supports The Toast.

Claudia [59:53]: "This doesn't change reality."

Jackie [60:49]: "Have an amazing day and we'll see you on Monday. Love ya."

Conclusion

In "A Human Moment," Jackie and Claudia Oshry delve into a mix of entertainment controversies, legal battles, celebrity docu-series, and personal stories that highlight the intersection of public personas and private lives. Their candid discussions, coupled with humor and emotional insights, offer listeners a comprehensive and engaging overview of current events and personal anecdotes.

Notable Quotes with Attribution and Timestamps:

• Jackie Oshry [00:10]: "I could sing, but I won't because I value my business."

• Claudia Oshry [26:59]: "This is the ultimate word salad. And I feel like people have been getting away with saying things like that that don't mean anything."

• Jackie Oshry [34:19]: "He's such a freak."

• Claudia Oshry [44:41]: "A lot of people are like, Claudia and Jackie, you're obsessed with Minky couture."

• Jackie Oshry [49:15]: "The girls have Molly Mae."

This detailed summary captures the essence of the episode, providing a clear and structured overview for those who haven't tuned in, while highlighting the key discussions and memorable quotes from Jackie and Claudia Oshry.