A Human Moment: Friday, November 22nd, 2024

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Toast – "A Human Moment" | Friday, November 22nd, 2024

Hosts: Jackie & Claudia Oshry
Release Date: November 22, 2024
Podcast Description: Take a bite out of The Toast, weekdays with Jackie & Claudia Oshry.

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1. Introduction

In this episode of The Toast, Jackie and Claudia Oshry kick off with their signature humorous banter about the confusion surrounding the day being Friday. This light-hearted start sets the stage for a deep dive into the week's most compelling stories.

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2. Fast Five Stories

a. Wicked Promo Controversy

Timestamps: [22:13] – [28:45]

Overview:
Claudia introduces the first story, highlighting the backlash surrounding the promotional interviews for the musical "Wicked." The emotional exchanges between star Cynthia Rejor and reporters have left audiences puzzled and critical.

Key Points:

• Emotional Overreach: Cynthia Rejor's overly emotional responses during interviews have sparked confusion.
• Audience Reaction: Social media, particularly X (formerly Twitter), is abuzz with mixed reactions, with some fans feeling disconnected from the performances.
• Hosts' Take:
  • Claudia: Views the situation as a reflection of how seriously theater professionals take their craft.
    "It's like the ultimate word salad. And I feel like people have been getting away with saying things like that that don't mean anything."
  • Jackie: Criticizes the exaggerated emotional display, suggesting it detracts from the movie's appeal.
    "I actually think that these two with their, like, insane marketing are actually starting to negatively impact the film."

b. Jesse Smollett's Conviction Overturned

Timestamps: [31:14] – [36:33]

Overview:
The hosts discuss the recent legal developments surrounding Jesse Smollett. The Illinois Supreme Court has overturned his conviction related to staging a hate crime, citing procedural violations during the retrial.

Key Points:

• Legal Loophole: The Supreme Court ruled that the special prosecutor's decision to retry Smollett violated his rights.
  Claudia: "It's a legal loophole. His conviction was overturned. Asterisk."
• Public Perception:
  • Jackie: Expresses frustration and skepticism about the outcome, emphasizing that the legal technicality doesn't change the reality of Smollett's actions.
    "This doesn't change what he did."
  • Claudia: Highlights the emotional toll and the frequent media coverage that kept the story alive.
    "It's so crazy. That was such a crazy time."

c. Cara Delevingne's Docu-Series with Taylor Swift

Timestamps: [36:42] – [51:04]

Overview:
Claudia shares insights from Cara Delevingne’s upcoming docu-series on Prime Video, which chronicles Cara’s experience living with pop star Taylor Swift after a tumultuous breakup with Tommy Fury.

Key Points:

• Unexpected Friendship:
  • Claudia: Explores the unlikely friendship between Cara Delevingne and Taylor Swift, noting their contrasting personalities.
    "Taylor is like sews with her cats and makes baked home goods and wakes up at six in the morning and goes to work."
  • Jackie: Imagines the dynamic between the two, emphasizing their different lifestyles.
    "I feel like Cara's room would be like covered in eyeliner... Taylor is like in the kitchen cleaning up from baking fresh cookies."
• Docu-Series Details:
  • Claudia: Describes the series as raw and real, aiming to uncover the true persona of Molly May amidst public scrutiny.
    "It promises to take viewers behind the headlines to uncover the real Molly May."
  • Jackie: Anticipates the series will offer a deeper look into Molly’s personal and professional life.
    "It's different when you're filming yourself versus someone else filming you."

d. Jason Kelsey Hosting ESPN's Late Night Show

Timestamps: [40:15] – [44:35]

Overview:
Jason Kelsey, a Super Bowl champion, is set to host a new late-night talk show on ESPN titled Late Night with Jason Kelsey, premiering in January 2025.

Key Points:

• Show Format:
  • Claudia: Explains that the show will feature sports legends, coaches, and celebrities, aligning with the NFL season's end and playoffs.
    "It's going to be a celebration."
  • Jackie: Expresses concerns about the show's potential content and interviewing style, critiquing current late-night hosts.
    "In late night all you need to be is like unfunny and a man, like, that's all it takes to be like a late night legend."
• Hosts' Perspectives:
  • Claudia: Optimistic about the show's potential to bring a fresh perspective to ESPN’s lineup.
    "We're still copacetic because like talking with your swirly brother once a week is one vibe."
  • Jackie: Worries about overexposure and the sustainability of Kelsey’s new venture.
    "I'm a little bit worried about Jason Kelsey."

e. Molly May's Prime Video Docu-Series

Timestamps: [49:15] – [51:27]

Overview:
Molly May Hogg, a UK reality star, is launching her own six-part docu-series on Prime Video, focusing on her breakup with boxer Tommy Fury, parenting, and new business ventures.

Key Points:

• Series Intent:
  • Claudia: Highlights the series' aim to present a raw and authentic portrayal of Molly’s life post-breakup.
    "Raw, real and redefining what it means to thrive under intense public Scrutiny."
  • Jackie: Anticipates the series will showcase Molly’s resilience and personal growth.
    "Even though I do watch her vlogs on my tv, like to have something so highly produced..."
• Public Interest:
  • Claudia: Notes the high demand and interest in Molly’s personal life, making the docu-series a strategic move by Prime Video.
    "It's really brilliant. And I think that, like, overall this is like such a terrible thing that he did to her, but I think she will end up like career-wise."
  • Jackie: Emphasizes Molly’s widespread appeal and the anticipation surrounding the series.
    "People are obsessed with like, her nursery. It's so interesting because she's just so stylish..."

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3. Queenie and Weenie Segment

Timestamps: [52:58] – [60:49]

Overview:
In their weekly segment, Jackie and Claudia award "Queenie of the Week" and "Weenie of the Week" based on notable behaviors observed during the week.

Key Points:

• Weenie of the Week:
  • Jackie: Nominates Katie Robertson for a scandalous revelation involving her relationships, dubbing her a "lifetime achievement weenie."
    "She had this absolute mug on her face, like, wanted to punch so bad."
• Queenie of the Week:
  • Claudia: Honors 'Turdi' for their unwavering support during Jackie's pregnancy and overall positivity.
    "Your determination and you're showing up even in the throes of not feeling well. It's very much Queenie behavior."
  • Jackie: Shares a heartfelt fan email from a Gen X dad, expressing gratitude for the podcast's impact on his relationship with his daughter.
    "He wrote... 'Your podcast is more than the fast five stories that everyone needs to know. It's also something a dad and a daughter share together.'"
• Emotional Moments:
  • Both hosts reflect on the emotional resonance of receiving heartfelt messages from listeners, underscoring the podcast's community impact.
    "It was so sweet... I'm gonna cry. Like, it was so sweet."

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4. Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Jackie Oshry [00:10]: "I could sing, but I won't because I value my business."
• Claudia Oshry [02:12]: "Your current body that you hate is also future use goal body, you know?"
• Jackie Oshry [26:59]: "She was a witch. Her sister was a witch..."
• Claudia Oshry [44:41]: "A lot of people are like, Claudia and Jackie, you're obsessed with Minky couture."
• Jackie Oshry [49:15]: "The girls have Molly Mae."
• Claudia Oshry [26:59]: "It's like, the ultimate word salad. And I feel like people have been getting away with saying things like that that don't mean anything."

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5. Closing Remarks

Jackie and Claudia wrap up the episode by expressing heartfelt gratitude to their listeners, encouraging them to subscribe and engage with the podcast on various platforms. They tease upcoming stories and reiterate their appreciation for the community that supports The Toast.

Claudia [59:53]: "This doesn't change reality."

Jackie [60:49]: "Have an amazing day and we'll see you on Monday. Love ya."

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Conclusion

In "A Human Moment," Jackie and Claudia Oshry delve into a mix of entertainment controversies, legal battles, celebrity docu-series, and personal stories that highlight the intersection of public personas and private lives. Their candid discussions, coupled with humor and emotional insights, offer listeners a comprehensive and engaging overview of current events and personal anecdotes.

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Notable Quotes with Attribution and Timestamps:

• Jackie Oshry [00:10]: "I could sing, but I won't because I value my business."

• Claudia Oshry [26:59]: "This is the ultimate word salad. And I feel like people have been getting away with saying things like that that don't mean anything."

• Jackie Oshry [34:19]: "He's such a freak."

• Claudia Oshry [44:41]: "A lot of people are like, Claudia and Jackie, you're obsessed with Minky couture."

• Jackie Oshry [49:15]: "The girls have Molly Mae."

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This detailed summary captures the essence of the episode, providing a clear and structured overview for those who haven't tuned in, while highlighting the key discussions and memorable quotes from Jackie and Claudia Oshry.

Transcript

[Claudia Oshry]

Good morning, millennials.

[Jackie Oshry]

Welcome back to the toast and happy Friday. I could sing, but I won't because I value my business.

[Claudia Oshry]

What do you mean? Our business is singing.

[Jackie Oshry]

It's Friday.

[Claudia Oshry]

Oh. You could sing a different song.

[Jackie Oshry]

I could, but there's really no other song worth singing. On a day such as today, I.

[Claudia Oshry]

Feel like there are songs that would capture the moment beautifully.

[Jackie Oshry]

Feeling so conflicted about this.

[Claudia Oshry]

Celebrate good times.

[Jackie Oshry]

Come on, let's celebrate. Now I'm feeling conflicted. Cuz, obviously, like, you never want to be ungrateful for a Friday, right?

[Claudia Oshry]

But.

[Jackie Oshry]

But literally I'm sleeping and I wake up and it's Saturday. Like, I spent the first 20 minutes of today thinking it was Saturday and.

[Claudia Oshry]

You'Re unproperly oriented and I actually could.

[Jackie Oshry]

Cry, like, how upset I am. Like, it's really crazy how it fucked me up.

[Claudia Oshry]

I'm really sorry to hear that. I've been there before. I actually think I was experiencing this last week where it was a Friday and I was like, I know I'm supposed to be grateful, but, like, I'm.

[Jackie Oshry]

I was screaming at you to be grateful.

[Claudia Oshry]

I'm improperly oriented and, like, that's not my fault.

[Jackie Oshry]

And it seems like we just need.

[Claudia Oshry]

To have orientation, you know, today's orientation because it's Friday. And I. And I do feel like we're missing, you know, one day we're gonna look back on this day and be like, we didn't even appreciate that we were. It was Friday.

[Jackie Oshry]

I know. I guess because, like, next weekend is like the longest weekend ever with Thanksgiving, and I'm so excited for it. So maybe it's like this little weekend today also.

[Claudia Oshry]

It's like, one day we'll look back on this Friday and wish we appreciated it. Technically, that would be on Monday. That will feel that way. But, like, Monday of next week is a Thursday.

[Jackie Oshry]

Okay. It's also really important to know, like, one day we will look back on today and this is totally separate, but we're going to be like, oh, my God, we were so skinny. And like, I'm just sitting here thinking, like, how fat I am. So that's important too.

[Claudia Oshry]

That's true.

[Jackie Oshry]

That's important too. That's what we call here at the toast perspective.

[Claudia Oshry]

That's so true. It's always. Remember. It's always good to remember that, like, you can be bigger and you probably will be bigger.

[Jackie Oshry]

No, no. Not only that, but, like, your current body that you hate is also future use goal body, you know?

[Claudia Oshry]

So true.

[Jackie Oshry]

I just. Okay, so, like, I was Just looking at pictures from our Utah trip last year. And that was like right after I got off of OIC and I went on like a little bit of like not a bender, but I like treated myself for like a month and I didn't weigh myself. And then I had weighed myself and I had gained four pounds. And I was so upset. I was like, everybody's looking. They can see the £4 on me. And I just remember like hating my body. And I just was looking at a video of me singing to the kids in Utah and I'm perfect looking. Like I'm so mad. And I didn't even enjoy it.

[Claudia Oshry]

It's true.

[Jackie Oshry]

Oh my God. So that's just womanhood.

[Claudia Oshry]

That is womanhood.

[Jackie Oshry]

Enjoy today, Nate's personhood.

[Claudia Oshry]

Enjoy what we have. And it is true that this is like our last full week until two weeks from now. But we have.

[Jackie Oshry]

So this is our last full week tomorrow.

[Claudia Oshry]

We have so much goodness coming up, like so much goodness on the horizon. And it's Friday. Like we don't even have to convince ourselves, like, next week is the best week of the year.

[Jackie Oshry]

It's the best week of the year. I'm seeing wicked. I'm seeing the Thanksgiving Day parade. I'm so excited for my Thanksgiving plans. Even though we're not spending Thanksgiving giving together.

[Claudia Oshry]

And you would think like, oh, it's the best week of the year. The following is going to be hard because it's not the best week of the year. But then next week we're together. It's jizz.

[Jackie Oshry]

No.

[Claudia Oshry]

In Hollywood, Florida, we're performing at the Hard Rock Seminole Casino Stadium, not stadium, arena. And it's going to be amazing.

[Jackie Oshry]

You know, we haven't really bragged about it yet and that's be annoying, but if there's like a toaster in your life, I feel like this time of year, like to get your friend like toasty something toast related for Christmas actually have a lot of options. Obviously merch is always good, but tickets to Jizzno, that's a great gift. If you're in the Florida area. A Patreon gift card, you can buy someone a month of Patreon. An annual gift card of patreon, you save 10% when you buy the annual one. Like there's a lot of toast related gifts out there. Not to be like self promo, but you know, this is a business. Sorry.

[Claudia Oshry]

Also if you don't live in the area, like might we suggest a girly swirly weekend to come to Gisno because the hotel might wait the Hotel that we're performing at is so cool. And it's a guitar. It's shaped like a guitar. There is a casino, restaurants, like, you're. It's Florida in December. Party licious weather. Like, come on down.

[Jackie Oshry]

I already came up with my Instagram caption for, like, the picture I take.

[Claudia Oshry]

I heard.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. Because I was thinking one of my favorite Taylor lyrics, like, to ruminate on these days is lost the game of chance. What are the chances? And I was actually a good capture for, like, a swirly who goes to Vegas. And I put it on my Instagram. I was like, listen, I can't go to Vegas anytime soon. I'm not going to be in, like, partying it up at a casino. So if one of you wants his caption, you can have it. And then everybody was like, turdy Jizno was at a casino. And I totally forgotten. So take it back. You can't use my caption. That's what I'm using.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah, I'm going to be using. I don't know, something about the. Something about the jizz.

[Jackie Oshry]

I think you got a little jizz on your leg. That's a good caption.

[Claudia Oshry]

I got a little chiz in my heart.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. Jackie jizzed all over my heart.

[Claudia Oshry]

Right? And we're going to jizz all over your hearts. I just know Holiday Spectacular, it's going.

[Jackie Oshry]

To be a jizz fest.

[Claudia Oshry]

If we ever do, like, a show with an opener or something, like more than one performer, it'll be jizz fest called Girl. Just.

[Jackie Oshry]

We'll just make Margot or Olivia come out and, like, talk for five minutes so we can call it Jizz fest.

[Claudia Oshry]

So just know. Holiday Spectacular, December 8th, Hard Rock Casino. Get your tickets. You are not going to want to miss this. It's kind of like the talk of the town.

[Jackie Oshry]

I'm also really excited to come stay at your house because I know you've been shopping a lot at Home Goods, and I feel like there's new things waiting for me. Like, different just, like, activities. Like, I'm just excited. And I know you got a cold plunge, and Ben is so excited about it.

[Claudia Oshry]

That's the big major update is that I got a cold plunge because, as I told you, I'm working on, like, my garden. I'm doing, like, a Zen garden. And I've got a cold plunge from Sun Home Saunas. And I'm so excited because our husbands and you. But I guess you'll be taking a break from plunging.

[Jackie Oshry]

But, like, oh, can you not?

[Claudia Oshry]

I mean, you probably could but like.

[Jackie Oshry]

No, I don't even like it when I'm not pregnant. Right. I don't want, like, it's not for me. Ben is obsessed.

[Claudia Oshry]

Our husbands are obsessed. I actually like got it as a gift for my husband and for myself. But I could like, pretend to be selfless. Sun home samas, like, have the best cold plunges. They also have saunas. And so now I'm like, I would assume, do I need a sauna?

[Jackie Oshry]

I would assume that sun home sauna also makes saunas.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah, no, they're the best in class. They actually gave me a code to share with everyone. Code is the toast for 300 off. If you want to give someone a sauna or a cold plunge this holiday season.

[Jackie Oshry]

I feel like you reach a certain level in like your content creator career when you get a cold plunge in your house. Like, it's giving the ball sticks.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah, yeah. I gotta put like my hair has one, my hair up in my claw clip. Just do like a morning plunge by the.

[Jackie Oshry]

It's really a great way to start your day. I actually asked Dr. Fox about it. Like, what, what he thinks of, like the science behind it. He said it personally. That's not something he engages in, but he understands like, you know, the benefits. And Ben was like, really trying to get him. I'm like, ben, he's a doctor. Please. Like, Ben was like, no, no, you got to try, Dr. Fox.

[Claudia Oshry]

No, the benefits are just like, they're so obvious. Like, it's just an obvious good thing for your body, like the, the natural adrenaline, all of it. So I'm really looking for. I'm kind of like, maybe going to be a new person once I start like my daily plunge before the toast.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. Once she gets her garden up and running, her cold plunge and her sauna set up, it is over for you.

[Claudia Oshry]

But the thing is, like, the cold plunge is right around the corner. We just have to like plug it in the garden. Like, okay, we're not going to have fresh herbs for a while. Okay. It's, it's, it's moving slowly.

[Jackie Oshry]

That's actually really.

[Claudia Oshry]

But the plunge is here and I'm gonna have it plugged in for Ben for when he comes.

[Jackie Oshry]

It's not very clean of you. You're not having. Serving your family fresh herbs.

[Claudia Oshry]

So here's the thing. It's not even about cleanliness. The store bought herbs are fine. The issue is when I buy herbs, I don't use them and they go bad. And when I need herbs, I don't have herbs. So I Do need herbs off the vine? I just do.

[Jackie Oshry]

I have a problem with herbs. I'm glad we brought this up, because Ben loves herbs. Like, he is always buying, and he goes to the grocery store and he puts them all in one, like, you know, of the plastic bags. And if I'm ever using herbs, which, like, I'm not. So this problem doesn't happen to me a lot. How one is supposed to differentiate one herb from another when they're not in packaging or anything, they're just all thrown in a bag. That's why if you have a little garden and you could put, like, little signs, like, where you put the leaves that actually, I understand. Because all herbs look the same. Like, you want to tell me you know the difference between rosemary and thyme? No, you don't.

[Claudia Oshry]

Well, there's two ways to know. One, you could smell them.

[Jackie Oshry]

I wouldn't know the difference.

[Claudia Oshry]

Smell check. Also, my grocery store, like, has a bundle of herbs that you could buy or you could buy, like, a little package.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. But the package, like, that's really not fresh.

[Claudia Oshry]

Oh, you think? No, I think it's fresh. They go bad in, like, two seconds. And then also, it's like, if you really want to preserve your herbs, like, put them in a sealed container. I get targeted with that guy. Do you ever see that guy on Instagram? He's like, here's how to store your herbs. And then, like, how to take one herb, plant it in a little.

[Jackie Oshry]

I do not.

[Claudia Oshry]

Plant it in a little planter. And you could have rosemary forever.

[Jackie Oshry]

No, I've never seen him.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah, I'm always, like, saving his videos. Let me ask me how many times I've gone back.

[Jackie Oshry]

Never yet to never return. You know what I think of when I think of, like, the classic herbs? I wonder if you're going to guess. I feel like you're not, like, somebody from our childhood.

[Claudia Oshry]

The classic herbs.

[Jackie Oshry]

Like, when you think of parsley, sage, rosemary.

[Claudia Oshry]

Now when I think of parsley, I think of Taylor Swift.

[Jackie Oshry]

Taylor Swift? No. One of the songs we learned to play, like, at the. Jackie and I were in piano lessons, like, from the day we were born, like, till we were 16. Like, seriously, some of the worst days of my life. And the classic song, I feel like we all learned it at first was Scarborough Fair. Are you going to Scarborough Fair? Parsley, sage, rosemary in thyme. She was a true love of mine. Are you familiar with the Scarborough Fair?

[Claudia Oshry]

I'm affiliated familiar with the first lyric. The rest is, like, totally. You experience. That's not like, I'm not like, oh, yeah, I remember.

[Jackie Oshry]

Let me see if I just made that.

[Claudia Oshry]

No, you didn't make it up. But the reason why I think that resonates more with you is I think we learned that on the guitar. And you took more guitar lessons than I did because I remember our guitar teacher singing Scarborough Fair because our piano teacher wasn't singing.

[Jackie Oshry]

And by the way, do you know that Scarborough Fair is a traditional English ballad? It's like, what they used to sing, like, on a boat. You know, like a sea shanty. Oh, my God. I know. A seashant. I'm literally so cultured.

[Claudia Oshry]

That is seriously so funny. And I can see our guitar teacher singing that song.

[Jackie Oshry]

Okay. And I also got the wrong word. Words wrong. Where are you going? To Scarborough Fair. Savory sage. Jackie. Savory sage. Rosemary and thyme. Mine was better. Parsley Sage.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. Throw an extra herb. But the thing about sea shanties is that they evolve, right?

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

They're kind of like, they're written, they're spoken word. It changes.

[Jackie Oshry]

Spoken word. Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. Do you want to know? I did something crazy last night.

[Jackie Oshry]

Crack, actually.

[Claudia Oshry]

Crazier.

[Jackie Oshry]

Meth.

[Claudia Oshry]

I feel like when I watch something really random on tv, that's like, you never would expect me to watch, like, craziest thing. She seriously so crazy. You wonder what I watched last night?

[Jackie Oshry]

Porn.

[Claudia Oshry]

Kind of closed.

[Jackie Oshry]

Tell me lies.

[Claudia Oshry]

No, I watched the Ashley Madison documentary. Have you. Have you heard about it?

[Jackie Oshry]

I have. I've almost started it on Netflix a couple of times, but it's a tough sell to Ben. He's like, what?

[Claudia Oshry]

No, no, no. Like, don't watch it with your husband. It would be, like, weird to do that because.

[Jackie Oshry]

Give him ideas.

[Claudia Oshry]

Like, kind of. Because in the beginning, they're, like, making the case that, like, infidelity is. It's just nothing. It'll save your relationship. And then actually, it's good for them to watch because they could see how, like, you'll regret the day you ever did.

[Jackie Oshry]

But so funny.

[Claudia Oshry]

I'm actually. I'm almost through with the third and final episode, and I'm really enjoying it. I remember when it happened, and it was a big deal, but, like, it was the biggest deal. And also, who do you think of when you think of the Ashley Madison scandal? Like, who's the person that comes to mind?

[Jackie Oshry]

Kristen Takeman, 100%.

[Claudia Oshry]

And I'm like, they keep talking about how, like, oh, celebrities and powerful people.

[Jackie Oshry]

By the way, that was the craziest part. People sifting through the clients.

[Claudia Oshry]

Claudia, there are a couple Other names that they shared that I didn't remember hit me. Snooki's husband.

[Jackie Oshry]

Okay. So I actually knew that, and I was not going to share it because I love Snooki and, like, I think she has a good marriage and whatever. Like, whatever they do behind closed doors is none of my business. So I was going to say that, but I didn't want to love her.

[Claudia Oshry]

I ride for telling the perspective of, like, this Christian YouTuber who, like, his whole career was taken down because he was on Ashley Madison. And when he was first exposed, he told his wife, like, I signed up. I never met anyone. I never did anything. It was just, like, a curiosity. And that's, like, why my email is there. And, like, she forgave him really quickly. And then it turns out, like, that's not what a second family. I don't know. I haven't gotten to the part where they tell us, like, what he actually did, but I think it's, like, crazy. And so I think that actually might have been what happened with Snooki's husband where, like, maybe, like, they were advertising everywhere, like, curiosity and that. Like, I could see that being a forgivable offense. Another name else? Hunter Biden.

[Jackie Oshry]

I feel like on the list of things, it's, like, really not a big deal. Like, I saw a video of him with, like, a gun and, like, a cracked. And it was. I was obsessed.

[Claudia Oshry]

And a booty got a party.

[Jackie Oshry]

Got a party with Hunter. Like, to me, that's honestly, like, one of the more normal things, you know?

[Claudia Oshry]

I know. But for me, like, Josh Takeman will never disassociate from Ashley Madison. And, like, the fact that Hunter Biden sort of, like, eclipsed.

[Jackie Oshry]

Well, maybe if Josh Tman was, like, doing crack with prostitutes and, like, holding guns at the same time, that wouldn't be the craziest thing that he's ever done. But, like, it's the crazy. He was also just, like, a family man. Like, it was. And she was on TV at that time. So I understand why he got more flack than Hunter Biden.

[Claudia Oshry]

Honestly, like, I really understand fall for the whole thing.

[Jackie Oshry]

For the entire thing.

[Claudia Oshry]

37 million users, and I only remember Kristen Takeman's husband.

[Jackie Oshry]

Oh, my God. That's, like, actually not funny. They had, like, little kids, but they're still together, though.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah.

[Jackie Oshry]

Anyone else? I actually don't know. I don't think so.

[Claudia Oshry]

Those were, like, the names that I knew. And then there were some people. Someone was, like, a state prosecutor. There were 15 million.mil and.gov email addresses.

[Jackie Oshry]

Wait, what's Stop Mill?

[Claudia Oshry]

Military, like, members and then also.

[Jackie Oshry]

Okay, government work. What about. What about Edu, like, professor?

[Claudia Oshry]

Well, there's one professor whose, like, story they're telling. And before he even told his wife, he committed suicide.

[Jackie Oshry]

Oi.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. I don't even know what, like, what he did on there. Oh, he was not only a professor, he was like a deacon. He was in like a ministry.

[Jackie Oshry]

They are still married, Josh and Kristen Takeman. He was very handsome.

[Claudia Oshry]

So also, I want to know, like, did they ever. Maybe it's in the documentary. I haven't gotten there. Did they ever find out who hacked it? Because the hackers, like, they hacked it and then they told the company, like, they didn't. They told the company privately, like, just, if you don't end this site, I will release all this data. They had 30 days to end the site, but the founder would not. He wanted to take the company public. He was like, right. They were very like, mission oriented.

[Jackie Oshry]

And the mission of the website was for just consenting adults to begin affairs.

[Claudia Oshry]

Oh. It was all married people, married men and married women.

[Jackie Oshry]

But it wasn't swingers. It was to have affairs.

[Claudia Oshry]

To have affairs. Like, really just like physical, sexual. Like people who don't want to leave leave their wise. They just want like something on the side.

[Jackie Oshry]

Sex.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah.

[Jackie Oshry]

It's not so bad.

[Claudia Oshry]

No, it's. They make you feel that way when they're like. They're like, life's short. Have an affair.

[Jackie Oshry]

Right.

[Claudia Oshry]

But no. And I'm now coming to the crux of it. So I'm really curious if they ever found out who did it. I'll find out later tonight.

[Jackie Oshry]

That does sound good. If you didn't just spoil the whole thing for me. Like, actually I would watch because.

[Claudia Oshry]

Because I didn't know, like, the details and even the rollout at first it was like the whole world was waiting to see if they would drop the database. They knew it was hacked. They knew they were threatening it.

[Jackie Oshry]

And then, oh, my God, those, like, couple of days where Josh Takeman was like, waiting for his email to drop. Like, I'm sure where some of the darkest stuff is.

[Claudia Oshry]

And so first they dropped, like, the email addresses. So, like, if you had an account, like, you had to tell your partner. But you could say, like, that YouTuber did, like, I just had an account, but I never did anything. Then they drop like, photos and the founder's email. And then I think after that they drop like, people's like, messages and connections. Just nightmare.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yikes. Oh, my God. That sounds Good.

[Claudia Oshry]

It was good. It was exactly like what I. I was just looking for something like that.

[Jackie Oshry]

Was like our version of, like, WikiLeaks, you know?

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah.

[Jackie Oshry]

Like reality stars and their husbands on ashleymadison.com so crazy.

[Claudia Oshry]

What a crazy time. It was like kind of right before our time. Right before.

[Jackie Oshry]

I actually remember I was in high school when it happened because that was when Kristen Takeman was on.

[Claudia Oshry]

I don't think she was on the show. I don't think she really was 20. It was 2015 or 27.

[Jackie Oshry]

Before or after her tenure?

[Claudia Oshry]

I think was after. She never, like, addressed it on the show. Ashley? I don't think so.

[Jackie Oshry]

Missed opportunity.

[Claudia Oshry]

2015. So you're in college?

[Jackie Oshry]

I was in college, yeah. Okay, never mind.

[Claudia Oshry]

And was she on the show? I don't know.

[Jackie Oshry]

It's Friday. We also have Queenie and Weenie. Did you. Were you able to come up with a Queenie?

[Claudia Oshry]

And we need easily. How about you?

[Jackie Oshry]

Me too. Me too. Like, super easily. Obviously. Weenie came to me in my sleep overnight. Yeah. Oh, you did? Actually, my weenie is like a. Is multiple people, but, like, from the same organization.

[Claudia Oshry]

The cmas.

[Jackie Oshry]

No, actually.

[Claudia Oshry]

Oh, really?

[Jackie Oshry]

They were like, you know, they were.

[Claudia Oshry]

Contenders, but no, they're contenders. For me, it'll be a last minute, you know, winner by a hair situation.

[Jackie Oshry]

You feel in 30, 40 minutes.

[Claudia Oshry]

And maybe someone will come up today. Actually, someone might come up today in our first story.

[Jackie Oshry]

Do we have a story about Mark Ruffalo?

[Claudia Oshry]

No.

[Jackie Oshry]

Do we?

[Claudia Oshry]

Are we supposed to?

[Jackie Oshry]

No. But if someone's coming up as a weenie, the odds are it's Mark Ruffalo.

[Claudia Oshry]

No. He's like an emergency lever when all else fails. Yes.

[Jackie Oshry]

On a down week.

[Claudia Oshry]

Mark Ruffalo.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. I'm ready to dive in if you are.

[Claudia Oshry]

As am I. Without further ado to do, here are the fast five stories that you need to know.

[Jackie Oshry]

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[Claudia Oshry]

Thank you yet.

[Jackie Oshry]

Welcome.

[Claudia Oshry]

Our first story. I know you're going to be excited to talk about this because the Wicked promo is continuing and Ari and Cynthia have hit a bit of a snag. Some people are calling out. Actually, one X user called this out. It's really taking the Internet by storm because they sat down for an interview and people have been left baffled by a bizarrely emotional exchange between Cynthia Revoir and the reporter. So this is what was said. I'll do my best to make it make sense.

[Jackie Oshry]

No, you can't. Yeah, because it doesn't.

[Claudia Oshry]

So they were in an interview and the reporter says this to Cynthia about defying gravity. She said, I've seen this week people are taking the lyrics of defying gravity and really holding space with that and feeling power in that. And then Cynthia said she.

[Jackie Oshry]

And then there's like this chill in the room and it's silent. And Cynthia literally, she actually clutches.

[Claudia Oshry]

She puts her hand to her chest and she said.

[Jackie Oshry]

And she is just seriously bereft. I don't even know what the word is. She can't even speak. Like she actually has a tremor in her voice and she's like, I didn't.

[Claudia Oshry]

I didn't know that was happening. And she.

[Jackie Oshry]

What was happening?

[Claudia Oshry]

Interviewer goes, I've seen it. Yeah. And Cynthia said, that's really powerful. That's what I wanted. So just to go back.

[Jackie Oshry]

That's not what she said, Jackie. That's not what she said. She said this. That's really powerful. Is she British?

[Claudia Oshry]

I guess so, yeah.

[Jackie Oshry]

She is. Right? That's really powerful. And then she goes, seriously, like she sounded like a three year old. That's exactly what I wanted.

[Claudia Oshry]

And just to go back to what? Exactly what she want. I'm just gonna read the original line. Yeah, right. I've seen this week people are taking the lyrics of defying gravity and really holding space with that and feeling power in that. And so then a person on X clipped this and said, I'm completely mesmerized by this clip. It's almost like they are speaking a language I don't understand. I can't catch the sense of It. For a single moment, I'm not understanding the words or the feelings or the energy at all. It's amazing. Like, yes. What did you. What is what you wanted?

[Jackie Oshry]

No, no, there is no verb. Like, there's no action in what the interview said. Holding. And by the way, it's so important to. To know. Defying Gravity is a song sung by a witch who's, like, escaping on her broom. Like, it's not a relatable song. Like, I seriously. Theater people. And this is really, for me, emblematic of how insufferable theater people are and how seriously they take themselves. And I'm actually getting Ann, because this is really making me, like, hate the movie. And I'm sorry. Ariana's guilty too. Like, the both of them, like, the level of drama, holding her hand, holding their hand, clutching. And it's just like that 10th interview where they've cried, like, and they have not once, in my opinion, cried over something that was worth crying over. Like, the. I actually am getting annoyed with these two.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. I can't watch the interviews. It's. It's, like, way too emotional over, like, it's a movie. Like, come on.

[Jackie Oshry]

About a witch.

[Claudia Oshry]

Come on.

[Jackie Oshry]

She was a witch. Her sister was a witch.

[Claudia Oshry]

What I like about this, it's like, I feel like she actually asked that or said that statement, like, the perfect person. Because imagine if you said that to someone that was like, me.

[Jackie Oshry]

What now imagine, like, you seriously said to. Oh, Brian Cox, the dad from Succession. Brian, I see that people are taking a lot of the lines from the final episode of Succession and holding space for them with that and feeling power and finding power.

[Claudia Oshry]

Power.

[Jackie Oshry]

He would literally fuck off. Like, I. I actually can't. And I think that it's reflective of the culture of, like, theater kids and how seriously they take themselves. And, like, at the end of the day, it's real. And I'm so excited for the movie. I've heard it is incredible. It's really, really, really, really, like, of the utmost importance that we all just collectively take a minute to remember that, like, this is a fake, fictional movie that takes place in a fictional land. And it has, like, little people and witches. Like, it's not real.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. And I think it's good. Like, I see that this is a referendum on theater kids, but for me, like, it's a referendum on the way that we speak. And things have gotten to a tipping point. Like, this is the ultimate word salad. And I feel like people have been getting away with saying things like that that don't mean anything. And we're calling it out. And I like that. And I think we need more of that.

[Jackie Oshry]

I like that, too, because that is what you've been saying for a while. Like, the way people talk has completely lost its meaning. And it's just like, words, word salads. And these words don't even, like, these phrases holding space.

[Claudia Oshry]

And we've been, like, making fun of holding space for so long. And, like, now I'm trying to, like, now you guys see why? Because it's a meaningless phrase that's taking the meaning out of language.

[Jackie Oshry]

And I actually think that these two with their, like, insane marketing are actually starting to negatively impact the film.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah.

[Jackie Oshry]

And I. I started to feel that, like, a week ago. But this really obviously crosses a new line for me. A boundary that I just. I personally can't get past. But I think that it would be in the best interest of the film and the budget and the movie ratings if everybody just went home now.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. But you know what? It's like, it's crazy. We'll look back on this as, like, this marketing period. It's like kind of like Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga pretending they're in love. Or like, when two people fall in love on the set of a movie like, that they, you know, market that this is some sort of, like, press strategy for the movie. Like, marketing this, like, best friendship, like, but to an emotional, like, insane degree.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

And I think for. In the beginning, it was really strong because, like, it's really like when two main characters are, like, in a relationship from a movie, and it's like, oh, well, you could feel the love. So it's like, oh, we are feeling the love and feeling the love. But, like, this has become psychotic. Of course.

[Jackie Oshry]

No, and at its core, at the beginning of, like, them, oh, they had said that they were only doing press together, that they really did not want to fall into that sort of, like, stereotypical Hollywood trap where, like, two leading ladies, divas, hate each other and. And, like, works really hard on their friendship. And I actually really liked the whole concept of, like, them being so supportive of one another, being, like, true best friends doing all press together. So it's not like somebody has one moment and the other person doesn't. There's really two stars of this film. And I think that that was, like, actually a really nice thing that they did. They have taken it to such a psychotic unwell level. Like, I don't even give a anymore. I wish they hated each other. Yeah, I said it.

[Claudia Oshry]

And also, it's actually like, two main characters did fall in love in the movie, but you can't market that, can you? Ethan and Ari.

[Jackie Oshry]

Oh, right, right, right. I saw Gayle King was interviewing Cynthia Erivo, and she, like, brought up, obviously, like, the poster and, like, Gail, who is literally the opposite of Chronically Online, chronically Offline, if you will. She didn't even know what she was asking. She was like. And so the poster and Cynthia was like. It was. I actually probably felt, like, really awkward. She probably felt really silly in that moment. She's, like, talking to Gayle King and she goes. You know, that was just like. Like a human moment. Like, okay, is that what we're calling it?

[Claudia Oshry]

I like that.

[Jackie Oshry]

A human moment. Yeah. That's like, when you're, like. Like, you, like, fucked up human moment.

[Claudia Oshry]

I like that. Anyways, the movie is out. I do hear it's amazing.

[Jackie Oshry]

I hear there's, like, big spoiler things. I'm trying really hard. Like, I like that they released it a week before Thanksgiving, so, like, the sooner the better. But I wanted to see it on Thanksgiving, like, because I have the whole week off, and I'm actively avoiding spoilers, and I'll be so annoyed if I spoil something for myself.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. So hopefully this is coming to an end soon. The bad news is that there is part two coming out next year. So, like, this time next year, we'll be having the same conversation.

[Jackie Oshry]

Oh, God.

[Claudia Oshry]

Maybe by then they'll get. They'll get into a fight and they'll give us something new to talk about.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah, we need to all, like, collectively start planting seeds to make Ariana and Cynthia hate each other.

[Claudia Oshry]

Because they can't keep doing this.

[Jackie Oshry]

No. It's not sustainable for the culture.

[Claudia Oshry]

They've been, like, doing this duo press junket, like, since the Met gala. They walked, like, the carpet together, and we have Olympics. We have another movie in a year. So, like, are they gonna spend the next. They're gonna spend the next year. No, I feel like they're gonna go to MCAU again. Like, they're just gonna keep doing this for a whole year.

[Jackie Oshry]

Well, I've had enough. Just not if anyone cares. Like, I don't know if they do. I've had.

[Claudia Oshry]

I, Like, I had checked out. I watched a couple of stuff in the beginning. Iq, you know, Ari doesn't really do a lot of talking.

[Jackie Oshry]

It's like.

[Claudia Oshry]

So I watched from the podcast and, like, the lie. Det. And then I jump back in on this, and it's enough. It's too much. D. Are you ready for our Next story, some crazy Jesse justice news.

[Jackie Oshry]

Oh, my God. This is the story that never dies.

[Claudia Oshry]

Jesse Sm.

[Jackie Oshry]

Just smolet.

[Claudia Oshry]

Smell it.

[Jackie Oshry]

Jesse Smollett, I think. Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

What do we call. What's his name?

[Jackie Oshry]

We call him Juicy Somalia because that's what Dave Chappelle called him. His name is Jesse Smollett.

[Claudia Oshry]

Okay, I.

[Jackie Oshry]

But we've, like, larped him so many. Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

I'm like, what's his actual name? I'm looking at it. Jesse Smollett. I think it's Jesse Smollet.

[Jackie Oshry]

No, I don't think you're making him French like it's Smollett.

[Claudia Oshry]

Maybe Dave Chappelle made him Smollet. Oh, he says, you see Somalier, Juicy Smollet.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. Seriously, One of the best Dave Chappelle jokes on the planet.

[Claudia Oshry]

Jesse Smollett's conviction overturned an alleged hate crime hoax. So I have to read the whole thing because it's like, that sounds like he got off the hook with the.

[Jackie Oshry]

Oh, he what? It makes it seem like it wasn't a hoax.

[Claudia Oshry]

He really was hate crimes.

[Jackie Oshry]

Victim of a hate crime.

[Claudia Oshry]

But no. His conviction in the alleged hate crime hoax was overturned on Thursday by the Illinois Supreme Court. So Jussie was convicted in December 2021 of five felony counts of disorderly conduct for allegedly staging a hate crime against himself in 2019 and was sentenced to 150 days in county jail, plus 30 months of probation and 130k in restitution. This came after the original charges against him were dropped in March 2019. But the case was picked back up when the state conducted an independent inquiry with a special prosecutor. In December 2023, a state appellate court rejected his bid for an appeal, and it was ruled that he would have to complete his full sentence, six days of which he served before being freed pending appeal. Earlier this year, the Supreme Illinois Supreme Court agreed to hear his appeal. In an opinion by the Supreme Court released on Thursday, they found that the special prosecutor's decision to retry Jussie violated his rights. So that's what's been overturned.

[Jackie Oshry]

It's not about whether or not he.

[Claudia Oshry]

Did it, but the retrial.

[Jackie Oshry]

Because he did do it. Things he did that.

[Claudia Oshry]

Things.

[Jackie Oshry]

This is MAGA country.

[Claudia Oshry]

Things he did that he put out, like, a statement or there was a statement of his. Like a video of him, like, you know, adamantly saying how he didn't do it.

[Jackie Oshry]

He's so embarrassing. Like, seriously, if you guys haven't seen the Dave Chappelle, this is MAGA country. You absolutely have to Go watch it. It is the funniest and also, like, the realist breakdown of what happened. And I, like, I. Seriously. He's such a freak. He also needs to stop, like, appealing, because it keeps. Yeah. And, like, maybe there was a world in which if he had just, like.

[Claudia Oshry]

Shut up and, like, did the crime. Moved on.

[Jackie Oshry]

Six days.

[Claudia Oshry]

Six days. But no. And now I just. I feel the need to, like, you know, this doesn't mean that they're saying he didn't do it. They're saying, like, the way in which he was tried violated his rights on the retrial.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. This is like, a legal loophole.

[Claudia Oshry]

A legal loophole. His conviction was overturned. Asterisk.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah, his. His conviction was overturned due to some bad legal advice, not due to the fact that he is innocent.

[Claudia Oshry]

Correct.

[Jackie Oshry]

I guess that was too long of a headline because when I saw this, I was shocked. I'm like, wait, is there new evidence? Like, was he actually. Because what he said happened to him was so horrible that, like, if there's any world in which it happened, like, it's hard, it's atrocious, but literally, it didn't happen.

[Claudia Oshry]

It's so crazy. That was such a crazy time.

[Jackie Oshry]

And to be honest, like, this is. He's an actor, like, the role of a lifetime for him. Because he will. To his grave.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah.

[Jackie Oshry]

Take. He will say that this happened to me. Like, we. He will never. This was. He has committed his method acting for life.

[Claudia Oshry]

But it's so crazy. Like, the guys literally said, like, that's our friend, and he paid us. And here's the check stub.

[Jackie Oshry]

Jackie. There's literally the check. Hi, I'm Jesse. And literally, there was a memo to Fake Beat Me up signed Juicy Smolier. Like, literally the worst criminal ever. Like, there was so much proof. The guys were like, yeah, we needed the money. Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

They turned on him so fast.

[Jackie Oshry]

So it was. It was literally a week. That was one of the craziest weeks of my life. Like, I forget who the first person to, like, question it was, because nobody questioned what he said happened to him was so abhorrent. Like, no one was gonna be, like, are you sure? But then it became, like, abundantly clear. Like, so much wasn't adding up. Like, I. Like, I. We were actively. We were doing the toast. Like, we were in our old studio. That was so crazy.

[Claudia Oshry]

So crazy. And when you, like, the more I think about. I haven't sat with it in a while, that, like, I don't know, things maybe, like, were petering out in his career. Like, Maybe like it was a slow.

[Jackie Oshry]

But they weren't. Jackie. He was on Empire.

[Claudia Oshry]

Remember that show to be bigger than that. And so he's like sitting there thinking, like, how can I make a moment for Jesse self victim? And he calls his friends to beat.

[Jackie Oshry]

Him up outside of Subway. And then I remember the prosecutor was like, so you left your apartment at 2 in the morning to go to Subway? So much I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like 3 degree in the middle of Chicago. You went to Subway? Like, not even near your apartment in the middle of the night. Why?

[Claudia Oshry]

Right.

[Jackie Oshry]

No. Freak of the century. I do respect his commitment. Like, he can't ever, ever, ever admit that he.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah.

[Jackie Oshry]

That he did that.

[Claudia Oshry]

Why couldn't he say it was a human moment? Yeah, yeah.

[Jackie Oshry]

Why didn't he say, what were you doing at Subway? Oh, I was holding space for the lyrics of Defying Gravity.

[Claudia Oshry]

I was eating fresh.

[Jackie Oshry]

It was also a bad moment for Subway. Like, everyone involved was just like getting taken down by Juicy Smelly.

[Claudia Oshry]

It's so true. And so we just need to, like, remind you that it. This doesn't change what he did.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. This doesn't change reality.

[Claudia Oshry]

It's just legalese.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. Juicy being Juicy Juice gonna juice Juice. The juice ain't worth the squeeze, you know?

[Claudia Oshry]

Are you ready for our next story?

[Jackie Oshry]

I am.

[Claudia Oshry]

Cara Delevingne is talking about how she took Taylor Swift on a wild ride while living together after a really horrible breakup of Cars. So the model described what it was like to be the pop star's roommate while speaking to Nikki Glaser for an Interview magazine Q A published on Thursday. She said, I was going through a really horrible breakup and she let me live with her. She explained without naming which ex it was that she had broken up from, so that it doesn't matter for the.

[Jackie Oshry]

Context of the story.

[Claudia Oshry]

I don't know.

[Jackie Oshry]

I'm just curious.

[Claudia Oshry]

Anyway, she said, we're very different people. She's very homely because she looked after me so well. But we got into some not trouble. But I definitely took her for a bit of a wild ride. Just to get her to blush would be great. She also described the Lurd. She described the Lurd as one of the funniest people saying. The thing about Taylor, though, is I've seen her do a speech at someone's wedding before, and it was a roast. She's one of the funniest, most clever people. Anyone could roast her easily, but at the same time, she could fuck everyone up so hard.

[Jackie Oshry]

I guess this is the first time I'm actually like sitting back and thinking what unlikely friends these two are. Like, Cara is such like a bad gal. I mean, we all have seen that photo of the bag of coke flying out of her hands. Like, she's such a party girl. She's like a really, what's the word I'm looking for? Like a rowdy, loud party. And Taylor's sew the opposite. She like sews with her cats and makes baked home goods and wakes up at six in the morning and goes to work. Like, so the fact that these two are friends, I'm just now like for the first time realizing like how odd it is. And I can seriously never imagine them living together. Like, I feel like Cara's room would be like covered in like eyeliner.

[Claudia Oshry]

Like a tornadoes on the floor.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. And Taylor is like in the kitchen cleaning up from baking fresh cookies.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. With, you know, eye patches under her eyes.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. And like music in the background. Classical music.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. It's like a sitcom, honestly. But it is true. So they met at the 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion show. And it's crazy. Like, Taylor's had a lot of friends in and out the door.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

Since that time that they've remained especially.

[Jackie Oshry]

Like model friends like Martha Hunt, Lily Aldridge. Although I do think she's still like friendly with those two swirlies, but not enough that she would like open her doors to them Curly clerks.

[Claudia Oshry]

Girly, girly. So the fact that they've remained friends, like, is actually so crazy.

[Jackie Oshry]

And when they're also such an unlikely.

[Claudia Oshry]

Duo, actually no sense to me.

[Jackie Oshry]

I know. And also this thing where like Taylor houses her single friends is like the funniest thing. I, I, when I had read this, I thought like Taylor lent her like her London flag.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah.

[Jackie Oshry]

Not that they were like physically in the same place. I thought she would do what she did with Sophie Turner when Sophie needed to play slip, oh say my Tribeca loft with the girls. Like, and she gave her a place. But this. No, she really was like, you know, slumber party.

[Claudia Oshry]

Slumber party. I want to know more details when.

[Jackie Oshry]

For how long, which apartment. Yeah, I, I would.

[Claudia Oshry]

And also like, what was Taylor doing at that time? Like, was that during quiet before reputation era?

[Jackie Oshry]

Was it, was it with Travis?

[Claudia Oshry]

Like, I know. What was it like 1989?

[Jackie Oshry]

Like, what would, what do you think is Cara Delevingne's like, hardest breakup? Like, what was her most long term relationship?

[Claudia Oshry]

Was it Ashley or Michelle Rodriguez?

[Jackie Oshry]

Oh, yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

And St. Vincent was another one, which.

[Jackie Oshry]

Was a while ago.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. Maybe Ashley Benson. That was like, kind of recent.

[Jackie Oshry]

But that was a long relationship. Like, so that I think is where you would like, need to live with a friend.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. To be a fly on the wall.

[Jackie Oshry]

To be the housekeeper who comes in and cleans up. Like, that's, that's what I want to know.

[Claudia Oshry]

Are you ready for our next story? Number four one.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

Jason Kelsey will be hosting a late night talk show for espn. Jason is joining the ranks of late night hosts as ESPN's newest front man of they call it Late Night with Jason Kelsey. Set to premiere in 2025. The Super bowl champ announced his new gig during an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday, saying the Philippine Philadelphia based late night talk show will debut in January. He said, I've loved late night shows. I've always loved them. I remember sleepovers, watching Conan with my friends. You sound like Claudia. He said, we're gonna have a bunch of guys up there, legends of the game, friends that I played the game with. Coaches, celebrities. The hour long show will tape on five consecutive Friday nights kick starting January 3rd. The date coincides with the last week of NFL's regular season and the playoffs. He said, it's going to be a celebration.

[Jackie Oshry]

Okay, I have something to say because I did see Jimmy Kimmel interviewing Jason Kelce and I don't, I don't think I've ever watched Jimmy Kimmel. So this was like my first foray into his interview style.

[Claudia Oshry]

You're much more of a found girl.

[Jackie Oshry]

I am, I am. And last night watching this was proof. I need Jimmy Kimmel to respectfully shut the fudge up. Oh my God. I've never seen somebody and I know this is like coming for me, but this is why I don't interview guests that much. He did not stop talking over Jason Kelsey, like, and he was asking him, like, what do you get for Taylor and Travis for Christmas? Like, oh my God, shut up. Why do you. Why do you ask a question if you don't let the person answer? Shut up.

[Claudia Oshry]

Like, he's talking, like, give him the Runway just to let him talk.

[Jackie Oshry]

I don't know if he was like overexcited like that he's a big Jason Kelsey fan or this is how he interviews people. But the fact that this man has a career is just like further proof that like in late night all you need to be is like unfunny and a man, like, that's all it takes to be like a late night legend. He was bothering the absolute fuck out of me, so I couldn't even focus on the story. At hand, I was just focusing on Jimmy Kimmel's like, lack of talent, which was distracting and because it's huge. But then, you know, now I can think about the story. I like this. I just am like a little worried about Jason Kelsey.

[Claudia Oshry]

Overexposure.

[Jackie Oshry]

Overexposure. But also like, you know, doing a weekly podcast. A weekly. Like you don't want to run out of things to talk about. You know, you want to start telling the same story. It's like I just worry a little bit.

[Claudia Oshry]

That's I agree. However, I think so far, like, we're still copacetic because like talking with your swirly brother once a week is one vibe. And then when he's doing his late night show, it's going to be about other people, it's going to be about the game, it's going to be a.

[Jackie Oshry]

Well, hopefully he doesn't take a book out of Jimmy Kimmel's interviewing skills and.

[Claudia Oshry]

He lets his interviewers talk about the guests. It's going to be like all stars, celebrities. So I think he'll be able to like turn the spotlight more onto others and just be a conduit where we can have a fun evening filled with football, which is what I'm looking for.

[Jackie Oshry]

I feel like ESPN's like slate of programming isn't like the best. I feel like they have a couple of shows. People love Stephen A. Smith, but I don't feel like they have like a million, like amazing.

[Claudia Oshry]

I. I would have said they're the best in sports. Oh yeah.

[Jackie Oshry]

But I mean like talent based shows that people tune into every week. You just put on ESPN when you want to watch. No sports.

[Claudia Oshry]

Zach's show. Mike and Mike. What's that on?

[Jackie Oshry]

Okay. Like you don't even know.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah, I never heard of CTI show. Let's see where it's on. He watches that every day. And he watches Cowan Cowherd.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah, that one. I know Colin. Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

Which I don't like. PTI is on espn. Colin Cowherd is on. I don't even know how I would find this. Where is he?

[Jackie Oshry]

I just don't feel like they have enough stars.

[Claudia Oshry]

Sports radio.

[Jackie Oshry]

Radio. I don't know. I just feel like they need more like glitz and glam when it comes to like, like stars having shows on their network. And I think that this is a good idea.

[Claudia Oshry]

I think this is a good idea. Yeah.

[Jackie Oshry]

Like they had briefly tried to work with like, and it like the whole thing. They couldn't take the heat after. After what? After one fucking day. Which Was like a good idea for them to work with them initially, and then they like seriously buckled under. The pressure was so lame. So they've kind of like failed in this department repeatedly, except for like a few core people. So I think that this is a great idea.

[Claudia Oshry]

I think so too. I'm holding space for it. I'm feeling that.

[Jackie Oshry]

What am I doing?

[Claudia Oshry]

Holding space and feeling the power in it.

[Jackie Oshry]

No, Jackie, what am I doing right now?

[Claudia Oshry]

Holding space for the lyrics of defying gravity.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yes. Very good.

[Claudia Oshry]

A lot of people are doing that right now, actually.

[Jackie Oshry]

Oh, my God. That's just what I wanted.

[Claudia Oshry]

Our fifth and final story is for.

[Jackie Oshry]

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[Claudia Oshry]

Oh, you're gonna want Minky couture for this fifth and final story.

[Jackie Oshry]

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[Claudia Oshry]

Crib. It's the perfect size.

[Jackie Oshry]

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[Claudia Oshry]

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[Jackie Oshry]

I also think a nice life hack for the holidays because I feel like holiday time you need a lot of stationery. Getting custom stationery on Etsy is really cute. Like from the desk of Turdy Lou. They have such great sellers and little shops on Etsy you'll find what you're looking for. So for original gifts that say I get you, Etsy has it and check it out.

[Claudia Oshry]

Thank you Tertsy.

[Jackie Oshry]

You're welcome.

[Claudia Oshry]

Our fifth and final stories for the girls. You got the boys.

[Jackie Oshry]

This one's for the girls who love without holding back, who dream with everything that you have. That's such a good song.

[C]

It is.

[Claudia Oshry]

Is that about Martina Martini?

[Jackie Oshry]

So good. You're beautiful the way you are.

[Claudia Oshry]

The boys have Jason Kelsey. The girls have Molly Mae. She is getting a Prime video docuseries following her breakup with Tommy Fury. So UK reality star Molly May Hogg is set to star in her own docu series following the breakdown of her relationship with boxer Tommy Fury. The six part series, which is headed for Prime Video in January, promises to take viewers behind the headlines to uncover the real Molly May. Cameras will follow her as she parents Bambi, her 18 month old daughter with Fury and launches a new business venture. So that would be maybe Molly and Fury were the couple of their generation. With fans devastated when they broke up. The description said, this is Molly May and we've never as we've never seen her before. Raw, real and redefining what it means to thrive under intense public Scrutiny, the first three episodes will launch on Prime Video on January 17th and the second three will be scheduled for the spring.

[Jackie Oshry]

So that's really smart, like, of who? Whoever's idea this was. Because there's so much interest and even without, like, the scandal, she was such a deeply, like, sought after person. People love to see her life even in the boring times. And so now to have given her us a docu series when there is so much going on and there's even like a. A higher level of like, intrigue with her personal life, it's really brilliant. And I think that, like, overall this is like such a terrible thing that he did to her, but I think she will end up like kind of, kind of almost like a little bit like our animatics. Like so much better because of it.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah.

[Jackie Oshry]

Career wise.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. I mean, people like love her vlogs and she's just like, you know, sitting in her car going to Home Goods UK version. And so to have like something so highly produced, like interviews. Third part. Like, I'm really excited to see her in her element and, like, get her back on my TV screen. Even though I do watch her vlogs on my tv. Like to have. It's different when you're filming yourself versus someone else filming you.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. And like, people are obsessed with like, her nursery. Like, just literally seeing what the inside of her life looks like is so interesting because she's just like a very stylish, like, really someone with such immaculate taste that even like the little things in her home people are obsessed with. That's why her YouTube is so successful.

[Claudia Oshry]

But then also, like, when you do know her, maybe, like, she's such a regular per. Like, she's so regular der. And I think that's why people love her so much because it's like on the outside she seems this way and you'd think someone like that would just be like, so snobbish. But she is the most regular down to earth, like, normal person. It's really, it's really crazy. She's literally one of, or if not like the most popular reality star. Maybe after like Kim the Kardashians, but, like, no one has parlayed like one season of a reality show into the fame that she has.

[Jackie Oshry]

No, it's really crazy. Like, even before I knew what. Before I only really knew who she was specifically when you watched her season. But I had heard her name before because I remember when she became like, the creative director of Pretty Little Lies.

[Claudia Oshry]

Pretty Little Thing.

[Jackie Oshry]

Little thing. Everyone in the UK was freaking out. So I had heard of her quite frequently, actually. I just wasn't familiar with, like, her origin story.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. And it's been a great ride for her. So I'm sat for that. That's what I'll be watching in January.

[Jackie Oshry]

And I do think that is a great segue into Queenie and Weenie, because actually, that story just booted who my weenie was and gave me a new girl Weenie. So without further ado, let's dive into Queenie and Weenie of the Week, which is our. Fine. Wait, I have to. Oh, you know what?

[Claudia Oshry]

Actually, what?

[Jackie Oshry]

I'm just. I'm changing my Queenie.

[Claudia Oshry]

Okay. Queenie and Weenie is our final segment for the week where we award the Queenie and the Weenie of the Week who behaved in a queenish way, who was a wiener. It's a seven day title. Not a big deal. Like, don't get your progress in a twist. We'll start with Queenie because we always start with the positive. We always start.

[Jackie Oshry]

Can we start with Weenie? Because mine's. It's like a segue from the last story. Because I was. Before this morning, I didn't know we were going to talk about Cynthia and Ariana, and so I wanted to talk about it. So I was going to make them my Queenie, my Weenies of the Week. Like, seriously specific, like Cynthia Moore. But them collectively, like, they're out of control. But I just think, by the way.

[Claudia Oshry]

That'S what I was saying when I said a fifth might come up in the stories. I figured that would be Cynthia and Ari being your wieners.

[Jackie Oshry]

They were my original wieners, but I have decided to give it to Katie Robertson. And I'm sure you guys don't know who that is, but it is the girl who went viral this week for basically admitting on a podcast that she's the reason why Tommy Fury and Molly Mae broke up. Because she had sex with Tommy Fury that night in Dubai. And she was really proud of the fact that not only did she have sex with them and she's the reason that she broke. That the family broke up, but also she was the fourth girl he had sex with that evening. So she is a freak. She had this absolute mug on her face, like, wanted to punch so bad. Yeah, like three other girls in Dubai.

[Claudia Oshry]

But also, I don't want to bubble, but she's not the reason why they broke up. Like, there were literally probably 50 other reasons. And it's like, you're not actually that special.

[Jackie Oshry]

And I know that some people actually don't even know the video I'm talking about. So I found it. I just do guys like please do. It's worth it.

[C]

The tape. And I said can I post? It was like if me and my. So Tommy Fury was only this may just gone.

[Jackie Oshry]

Wait, so how. How did you have Tommy Fury?

[C]

So I was in Dubai and was at a club called Drift Nightclub and he'd like three girls at the time. Bearing in mind.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah, wait, hold on. I need a time throw. I need a time frame.

[C]

There was a thing in back in May this year, but Tommy was in Dubai for work.

[Claudia Oshry]

So he was still dating Chris Brown.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, still dating. And he. Free birds plus me.

[Jackie Oshry]

Free birds except me plus me. Ugh. I hate this bitch, like more than anything. And she's my weenie of the week. Katie Robinson know the Remember the I.

[Claudia Oshry]

Of course co sign that my weenie is a little more innocuous. Just someone who like had a weenie moment, a human moment, and just had a bad idea. And that's John Staples.

[Jackie Oshry]

Oh, yeah, Yeah. I thought you were going to say John Mayer for going to the Sabrina Carpenter concert because that was also.

[Claudia Oshry]

There were a lot of weenies in our midst. John Stamos wearing cabin Jackie.

[Jackie Oshry]

Jackie. When it rains, of course.

[Claudia Oshry]

But like, you know, it's not that serious. Like. And I know other people, like, and I've seen like people weighing in. They're like, as a cancer survivor, like this is not offensive to me. Like it's. It's not a big deal. It was just like a bat. Like not as best and brightest idea.

[Jackie Oshry]

We've all been there, by the way. And that's why it's so important to remember weenie being a seven day title. Although I do think for Katie Robertson, it like a lifetime title. Yeah, a lifetime achievement weenie. Now, queenie of the week, do you want to go first?

[Claudia Oshry]

Because of course my Queenie is turdy. Of course I had to do it. Oh my God, it was so sweet week. Kind of the star of the week, the big celeb news of the week. Turdi announcing her amazing news. Now, you've been my Queenie for as many weeks as I've known the joyous news. But in culmination of all of that, you know, your determination and you're showing up even in the throes of not feeling well. It's very much Queenie behavior.

[Jackie Oshry]

That is so sweet. I almost made my. I did make my Queenie up until two seconds ago, till I remembered something else. I wanted to make my queenie. I did make my queenie initially, like, everybody who's been so nice and so happy for me, making me so excited. Like, I was already excited, but now it's like, even more exciting. Like, so everybody being, like, so nice to me this week. You guys know, like, I live for the attention, especially when it's positive. So that really meant a lot to me. So thank you. But you are not my weenie. Because I got an email yesterday that actually became my queenie this week.

[Claudia Oshry]

What? Are you gonna share it? Because we got another email yesterday that.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah, I know what you think it's about. I know what you think it's.

[Claudia Oshry]

I think it was going to be it.

[Jackie Oshry]

So, you know, we get. I don't want to say, like, a lot, but we get, like a decent amount of fan mail and they're always really sweet, but this one, like, actually shook me to my core. Maybe it's the fact that I'm pregnant or the fact that we don't have a father. Like, it really got to me. Okay. Yes. And I won't share his name, but I love this man. Okay. He said, hello, Claudia and Jackie. Sorry, not me making everything about myself. He literally, he wrote Claudia and Jackie. I am a Gen X dad with a 29 year old millennial daughter. She lives in a different state, but I try to share experiences with her to stay connected. Our dog texts her, with my help, of course, throughout the day, asks her how she's doing, shares daytime drama and photos. Since we share a Spotify account, I notice that she listens to the toast, so of course I do as well. My personal favorite is that we text each other our Queenie and Weenie of the week. Your podcast is more than the fast five stories that everyone needs to know. It's also something a dad and a daughter share together. Thank you for your podcast quote. Love ya. Like, I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I'm gonna cry. Like, it was so sweet. I literally wrote him back and I was like, oh my God, you just made my whole life. I love you so much. I never heard back from him, but hopefully he.

[Claudia Oshry]

Hopefully he knows that his note meant a lot to us because I know.

[Jackie Oshry]

He'S checking in on a Friday because he loves Week Queenie and to know.

[Claudia Oshry]

That he's the Queenie, I was like.

[Jackie Oshry]

Actually so overcome with emotion. It was the sweetest thing ever.

[Claudia Oshry]

That's emotional. Plus, you're pregnant. Speaking of, did you see that Volvo commercial that has everyone crying?

[Jackie Oshry]

I've been sent it quite a lot. And I'm actually like, I. I watch it for a couple of seconds and I needed a break. Like, I haven't sat. Like, I wasn't ready to take on that type of.

[Claudia Oshry]

I didn't make it all the way through because it was just, like, too much. I'm like, why am I crying at a car commercial? Like, when she said she was worried about going to, like, doing well in class, I'm like, I'm out of here.

[Jackie Oshry]

I actually didn't even get there. I don't know what you're talking about. So just like, I just saw the pregnancy test.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. No, like, just the pregnancy. Yeah, that's when it starts. Just like the emotion. So, yeah, I think it makes, like, everyone cry. And I guess I have to get a Volvo.

[Jackie Oshry]

It's the safest car in the market, Jax. It really is.

[Claudia Oshry]

But I'm like, so Tesla loyal. Like, they'll have to pry. The Tesla's. I want all three. I want them X, Y and Z. Like I want. I actually was thinking about it this morning as I was driving. Like, where am I going from here? You know? Jerry's waiting for an answer on what kind of car I want next. I haven't made a decision.

[Jackie Oshry]

Who the hell is Jerry?

[Claudia Oshry]

Oh, the guy at Tesla.

[Jackie Oshry]

And it's like he's literally not even a person. Right. He's an automated machine.

[Claudia Oshry]

So even though he gets a little emotional, I think it's a person. I want a why and a cyber truck. I need both.

[Jackie Oshry]

Well, I want lunch.

[Claudia Oshry]

What are you gonna have?

[Jackie Oshry]

I don't know. The world is. Oh, I'm actually. I'm meeting Satchel for lunch, so I'll have to wait. Like, a little bit fragile. Yeah, I'm having lunch with Cratchel. Not a big deal.

[Claudia Oshry]

Oh, my goodness.

[Jackie Oshry]

Just like. Yeah, having lunch. A big, big lunch.

[Claudia Oshry]

Big lunch with the big exec.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

Oh, my gosh. What's the occasion?

[Jackie Oshry]

Friday, Crutch was available. I asked her if she wanted to have lunch, figuring be like, no, I can't. And she was like, sure.

[Claudia Oshry]

Cratch was a veil. You never hear those words.

[Jackie Oshry]

You never hear those words. Cratch's availability. Availability is nil, usually.

[Claudia Oshry]

Oh, my God. Send my love to Cratch, will you?

[Jackie Oshry]

I will send you pics of us at lunch. I'll take a couple of sneaky shots of crotch, you guys. That's our show. Thanks for a great week. Thank you so much for listening to the toast. And Monday morning show where we Deliver the Fast5 stories. You need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube. So funny today. If you're listening. If you're watching this on YouTube, please feel free to subscribe. Give this video a thumbs up. We're also available as a podcast anywhere podcast we found so it's about public video. I already cast box all the places podcasting five star video. Beautiful weekly. Talented we are. Have an amazing day and we'll see you on Monday. Love ya.

[Claudia Oshry]

Excuse. Love you. Bye.

[Jackie Oshry]

Sorry.