A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Toast – "A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025"

Release Date: March 28, 2025

Hosts: Jackie Oshry and Claudia Oshry
Description: Take a bite out of The Toast, weekdays with Jackie & Claudia Oshry.

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Introduction

The episode kicks off with Jackie and Claudia greeting their listeners warmly and introducing the day’s theme—affirmation of life—setting a positive and engaging tone for the Friday show.

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Recent Activities and Acting Endeavors

Timestamp: [00:48] – [03:35]

Jackie and Claudia discuss their recent busy schedules, highlighting their activities behind the scenes as they explore new business ventures, including modeling and acting. Jackie humorously downplays her acting skills despite recently appearing in a commercial, saying, “I can’t act like. That’s why I don’t even” ([01:14]). Claudia counters by expressing confidence in their acting chops, noting how they impressed everyone on set despite limited experience ([01:33]).

They also tease an upcoming guest episode featuring Andrew Schultz, whom they recorded before Jackie’s trip. Claudia mentions feeling like a third wheel during the interview, providing a unique dynamic as Andrew and Jax connect on similar life stages ([02:48] – [03:35]).

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Personal Anecdotes and Husband’s Wedding Speech

Timestamp: [03:35] – [06:12]

The conversation shifts to personal stories, with Claudia sharing a humorous yet slightly embarrassing anecdote about her husband Ben’s attempt at writing a wedding speech. She reveals that Ben tried to create an acrostic for his sister Maddine’s (Maddie) wedding speech, which she found overly corny and had to intervene ([04:00] – [06:12]).

Claudia humorously critiques the acrostic format, saying, “You can drop the acrostic now... [Ben] needs to watch a wedding ringer” ([05:58]). Jackie adds her own playful commentary, suggesting Ben should say phrases like “what are you nuts?” instead of the dry definitions of love ([06:01]).

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Viral Cameo Video and TikTok Trends

Timestamp: [06:12] – [09:16]

Jackie and Claudia delve into the topic of virality on social media, specifically discussing a TikTok video featuring Ben’s cameo. Claudia narrates how Ben’s exaggerated beard and quirky performance in the video, likened to the Unabomber, went viral, prompting mixed reactions ([07:12] – [08:05]).

Jackie praises the personalized and uplifting nature of Ben’s cameo, highlighting how it successfully incorporates inside jokes and tailored messages ([08:22] – [08:57]). They both laugh over Ben’s unique catchphrases, such as “your isms,” and reflect on his evolving presence on platforms like Cameo ([08:49] – [09:16]).

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Current Pop Culture Discussions

Timestamp: [09:16] – [12:23]

The hosts transition to discussing recent pop culture events, touching on Drake Bell’s latest endeavors and comparing them to those of Remy (presumably Remy from pop culture). Claudia emphasizes the importance of embracing affirming stories, even if they aren't traditionally uplifting, as they inspire creativity and positivity ([09:58] – [10:22]).

They also introduce their recurring segment, “Queenie and Weenie,” where they assign playful titles based on behaviors observed during the week. Claudia shares her organizational system for the segment, while Jackie humorously admits she often forgets to note down examples ([10:22] – [12:23]).

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Sponsored Segment

Timestamp: [13:07] – [17:06]

Claudia and Jackie briefly acknowledge their sponsors, Minky Couture and Prolon, promoting their products with enthusiastic endorsements. Claudia highlights Minky Couture’s luxurious blankets, while Jackie discusses the benefits of Prolon’s fasting mimicking diet program, detailing its health advantages and special discount codes for listeners ([13:07] – [17:06]).

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Fast Five Life-Affirming Stories

Timestamp: [17:06] – [25:38]

1. Sydney Sweeney and Jonathan Divino’s Wedding Cancellation

Jackie reveals that actress Sydney Sweeney has called off her wedding with fiancé Jonathan Divino. While the couple isn't entirely broken up, the decision indicates significant stress and challenges in balancing work and personal life. Claudia speculates that Sydney’s demanding production schedule and living arrangements have strained their relationship, leading to the postponement ([17:06] – [20:10]).

Notable Quote: Claudia Oshry comments, “Find yourself, like, prioritizing your production schedule over your wedding, it's probably not, like, a good sign for the wedding” ([18:03]).

2. Noah Centineo’s Appearance and Personal Struggles

The hosts discuss Noah Centineo’s concerning appearance at a recent red carpet event, noting signs of fatigue and possible health issues. They reference his role in a new war movie and hypothesize that his appearance might be related to the physical demands of his character, though Claudia expresses worry over his well-being. Jackie compares Centineo to Channing Tatum, pondering his relationship status and personal life ([22:28] – [25:38]).

Notable Quote: Jackie Oshry remarks, “He looks pale. And as Daily Mail notes, his lips are chapped. Which, like, they. They said that his lips are chapped” ([23:04]).

3. Saturday Night Live (SNL) Hosts Announcement

Claudia and Jackie react to the announcement of new SNL hosts, including Morgan Wallen and Mikey Madison. They express skepticism about Wallen’s continued presence on the show due to his controversial history and speculate on potential future issues. Jackie and Claudia discuss the chemistry—or lack thereof—between Wallen and his co-host, Mikey Madison, predicting an “enemies to lovers” dynamic ([28:06] – [32:28]).

Notable Quote: Claudia Oshry shares her awkward feeling about the pairing, saying, “I just feel like they... Maybe my vibes were off” ([29:43]).

4. Chris Hemsworth’s Regretted Oscar Selfie with Billie Eilish

Jackie recounts Chris Hemsworth’s admission on “The Colbert Report” where he expressed regret over taking a selfie with Billie Eilish at the Oscars. He humorously stated, “We will never be friends” after realizing the unexpected shift in their relationship due to the photo ([34:44] – [36:28]).

Notable Quote: Jackie Oshry shares, “He said, we will never be friends” ([35:08]).

5. Craig’s Dating Confession on “Watch What Happens Live”

In the final story, Jackie and Claudia discuss Craig’s recent on-air confession about dating someone new. They humorously speculate about his new relationship, referencing past dating history and expressing curiosity about his current partner. The hosts tease the audience with hints but leave the exact details for post-show discussions ([38:05] – [42:27]).

Notable Quote: Claudia Oshry remarks, “Anybody in my personal orbit knows who he's dating. I will not tell anyone” ([39:55]).

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Queenie and Weenie Segment

Timestamp: [42:27] – [46:22]

The episode culminates with the “Queenie and Weenie” segment, where Jackie and Claudia award playful titles based on the week’s interactions and observations.

• Claudia’s Queenie: Alex Earl, praised for her handling of her podcast and lawsuit, showing resilience and adaptability. Jackie adds an honorable mention for Claudia’s own support during her move to New York ([43:35] – [44:29]).

• Claudia’s Weenie: Nikki Blonsky, for her swift refusal to engage with The Toast, leading to playful banter about her decision to pass on interviews and collaborations ([44:38] – [46:20]).

Notable Quotes: Claudia Oshry states, “My Queenie is Alex Earl” ([43:35]).
Jackie Oshry adds, “She’s my queenie because of everything that’s happened for her” ([44:40]).

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Closing Remarks

Claudia and Jackie wrap up the episode by reminding listeners of upcoming content, including a vlog and a guest episode featuring Andrew Schultz, available on Patreon and other platforms. They emphasize the importance of creativity and keeping the show fresh, inviting listeners to subscribe and engage with their content across various media channels ([46:03] – [47:23]).

Final Quote: Claudia Oshry encourages, “If you find yourself one day being weenie of the week, just know it's a temporary title” ([43:15]).

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Key Takeaways

• Balancing Professional and Personal Life: The challenges faced by Sydney Sweeney and Jackie in balancing their professional endeavors with personal commitments highlight the strain that success can place on relationships.

• Social Media’s Impact: Ben’s viral cameo and Noah Centineo’s concerning appearance demonstrate how social media and public perception can influence personal and professional narratives.

• Celebrity Relationships: Discussions around SNL hosts and Chris Hemsworth’s selfie with Billie Eilish provide insight into the complexities and unexpected outcomes of celebrity interactions.

• Community and Support: The “Queenie and Weenie” segment underscores the importance of recognizing both positive and negative behaviors in a lighthearted manner, fostering a sense of community among listeners.

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Notable Quotes:

• Claudia Oshry: “Find yourself, like, prioritizing your production schedule over your wedding, it's probably not, like, a good sign for the wedding” ([18:03]).

• Jackie Oshry: “He looks pale. And as Daily Mail notes, his lips are chapped” ([23:04]).

• Jackie Oshry: “He said, we will never be friends” ([35:08]).

• Claudia Oshry: “I just feel like they... Maybe my vibes were off” ([29:43]).

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This detailed summary encapsulates the vibrant discussions between Jackie and Claudia, blending personal anecdotes with pop culture commentary, all while maintaining an engaging and structured narrative for listeners and non-listeners alike.

Transcript

[Claudia Oshry]

Good morning, girlies. It's the Toast.

[Jackie Oshry]

It's Jackson Claude, and we're your host.

[Claudia Oshry]

It's your favorite show.

[Jackie Oshry]

The best five things you need to know.

[Claudia Oshry]

We'll start your day off.

[Jackie Oshry]

Swirly.

[Claudia Oshry]

It's the Toast.

[Jackie Oshry]

I sound amazing.

[Claudia Oshry]

Welcome back to the Toast and Happy Friday. Yeah, let me say that again. Friday.

[Jackie Oshry]

Frost yourselves.

[Claudia Oshry]

It's Friday, ladies of New York. Us.

[Jackie Oshry]

Frost yourselves. Frost yourself. Friday for sure.

[Claudia Oshry]

Title. We can wrap up.

[Jackie Oshry]

Our work here is done. Oh, God. Bye. Bye.

[Claudia Oshry]

Welcome back to the Toast. Happy Friday, you guys. Feels like three eternities since our last episode. Jackie and I were like such businesswomen yesterday. And people were constantly asking us all day what kind of business y'all in. And we had a lot of answers because we were on set, we were modeling, we were acting.

[Jackie Oshry]

We were acting. By the way, we are bonafide actors. Apparently. You're gonna see our work soon. But you were. I always say, like, I know I'm an incredible woman and a once in a generation talent. You are, but I can't act like. That's why I don't even.

[Claudia Oshry]

I don't agree.

[Jackie Oshry]

Oh, well, I don't agree after yesterday, but I've always said that, like, you know, it's my dream to be on Hallmark, but I actually don't, like, pursue it in any real way because I would be awful. But after yesterday, I don't know, like, maybe just growing up and maturing has made me a better actress. Because we were in crayon set.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. I don't want to spoil the creative, but Jackie and I were like, you know, we were breaking into a room. Like, that was our. That was the. The role we were given. Like two burglars, kind of. And I feel like we suspended disbelief amongst all of our. Like, everybody around us was like, wow.

[Jackie Oshry]

These girls can act like, call the police. There's a couple burglars.

[Claudia Oshry]

And Ben had one line in this commercial. And first of all, he had to do it like three times. And whenever me and Ben record ads, I'm like, you can't act like you're not. Like you're being so theatrical. Like you're. The key to acting is like doing less. Like, you have to be so chill. I think we absolutely crushed it. I feel like everybody on set was really taken with our acting abilities. They didn't know that. Like, we didn't have a lot of experience. Yeah.

[Jackie Oshry]

So you would never know it.

[Claudia Oshry]

No. Then we recorded a fabulous guest interview because on Monday, Jax is traveling back home. So, like, there's there's just not really time to record a live show. And we happen to have gotten a fab opportunity for a guest. We could say, yeah, yeah, yeah, we recorded it. He can't cancel.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah, he can't cancel. It's already happened. We have Andrew Schultz on the podcast on Monday. That will be Monday's episode, and it is so fantastic.

[Claudia Oshry]

We literally just. We were. He was a kind of like a gabbing little girl. Like, he could not stop gabbing with us.

[Jackie Oshry]

Couldn't stop gabbing.

[Claudia Oshry]

We tried to wrap up, and then we all just, like, kept getting carried away with new topics.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah, you guys will hear. We literally tried to wrap up four times, and we just got sidetracked into another conversation.

[Claudia Oshry]

And I think you guys will be interested. It's kind of the first, like, guest interview dynamic where I actually felt like a third wheel. Like, I felt like Andrew and Jax were, like, really connecting feel. You guys have similar, like, you're at similar life stages and similar just vibes. We have.

[Jackie Oshry]

We have a lot in common.

[Claudia Oshry]

So a couple of times I almost, like, excuse myself. It was really. It was a fabulous episode, and it's kind of a different type of guest than we normally do. I mean, we don't really do guests, especially, like, a man. So I think you guys are really gonna enjoy it. That's on Monday's episode. Then we headed out. We had a girls night.

[Jackie Oshry]

Like, I got my haircut finally. I know you guys have been like, will she? Won't she? Like, how is she gonna fit in that haircut? And I fit last night. But we also vlogged our entire day, so I don't want to spoil too much because we seriously vlog the whole day. So you'll get a lot more behind the scenes into all of these exciting business ventures that we ventured into yesterday.

[Claudia Oshry]

What kind of business y'all in?

[Jackie Oshry]

Modeling, journalism, content creation, influencing podcasting, Entertainment.

[Claudia Oshry]

Entertainment.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. I think entertainment is the umbrella under which we stand.

[Claudia Oshry]

Under which we stand. Now, I want to share a story, and I hate to use my platform, obviously, to embarrass my husband, but he did something so weenie that I have to share it. And I shared it with everybody at girls night dinner last night, and they were all equally horrified. So I actually felt good about it.

[Jackie Oshry]

Was I there?

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah.

[Jackie Oshry]

Okay.

[Claudia Oshry]

I might have even told you this, though, like, before everybody else, we're in town, you know, obviously Ben's sister, my sister in law, Michael, to him sister.

[Jackie Oshry]

I just want to tell you to validate something that we've been going on about not to interrupt you, but I was getting my haircut yesterday, and I was talking to Mahogany, and she was like, what are you here for? And I was like, claudia's sister in law's wedding. And she was like, oh, Ben's sister is getting married? I'm like, yes, Ben's sister.

[Claudia Oshry]

It's more concise.

[Jackie Oshry]

It's Ben's sister.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. So Ben is giving a speech, and he, of course, asked me to look at it. And I said, of course. First of all, I want you to do a good job. And two, like, you can't embarrass us. Like, you're speaking on behalf of both of us, like, representing the family. So he kind of has been, you know, procrastinating. Then, like, two days ago, he sends it to me, and I'm reading it. Like, the first two paragraphs are really sweet. Like, Ben loves his sister so much, and they really, like, growing up, they were just so much unit, so much day. And he was making funny jokes. I'm like, wow, I'm really impressed. And then he kind of does, like, the thing you're not supposed to do in a cross stick. Okay. He goes like, m is for magnificent, A is for adventurous. D is for dedicated. And I stopped reading. I was like, you can't. I was like, did you do an acrostic?

[Jackie Oshry]

And did he do Maddie or Madeline?

[Claudia Oshry]

Maddie. Her full name is Madeline. But no, he did M, A, D, D, Y. Thank God.

[Jackie Oshry]

What was the Y for?

[Claudia Oshry]

Yisrael? Like, her Yiddish kite. And I was like, ben, everything you're saying in the letters is really sweet. I don't know why you need, like, the format of the acrostic. And he, like, didn't get why it was such a corny, lame thing, dude. Like, my reaction, he probably thought I was so crazy. I'm like, ben, that's you starting a speech, being like, Merriam Webster defines love. Like, it's so corny. And I was just like, it's actually.

[Jackie Oshry]

Worse than the definition of love.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah, it is.

[Jackie Oshry]

As defined by Miriam.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah.

[Jackie Oshry]

Is bad. Up, up, up, up, up. But to me, love is Maddie and Max.

[Claudia Oshry]

So I said, get back to work.

[Jackie Oshry]

Quite pargy. I said, he needs to watch a wedding ringer.

[Claudia Oshry]

I said, I understand maybe you using the acrostic as an exercise to get your thoughts out.

[Jackie Oshry]

And now you could say, my sister is magnificent. She's adventurous.

[Claudia Oshry]

Exactly. Dedicated. Exactly. Determined. And about her Yiddish kite.

[Jackie Oshry]

Let's talk about.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah, I'm like, you can drop the acrostic now. Like, we don't need it. Oh, my God, I was dying. I. I didn't even think. I had to monitor his speech so closely because he loves his sister and, like, anything he says is going to be if he just speaks from the heart. Oh, no, Maddie. Bullet dodged. Like, I was dying, not an acrostic.

[Jackie Oshry]

No, that's really the lowest rung.

[Claudia Oshry]

It is speech. It's something. It's something you write about someone you hate. Like, yeah, no, not cool. So don't worry. Crisis averted. The wedding will go off without a hitch.

[Jackie Oshry]

Well, I look forward to hearing his remarks.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah, I think you're gonna enjoy it. I made it really nice, like, you know, with my notes.

[Jackie Oshry]

He's speaking, like, during the reception.

[Claudia Oshry]

I don't know at what point, but I assume at the wedding.

[Jackie Oshry]

Like, not at the pre.

[Claudia Oshry]

Stuff. Yeah, no, at the wedding. Okay.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah, I'll be set.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jackie Oshry]

Judging.

[Claudia Oshry]

You should make sure to let him know what you think.

[Jackie Oshry]

I will. I'm sure it'll be great. Speaking of like, said a bit.

[Claudia Oshry]

I love your speed, but you know what I felt like was missing. And a cross stick.

[Jackie Oshry]

I should say that.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah.

[Jackie Oshry]

Speaking of Ben wishing people well, he saw you sent me. There's this video I got tagged in TikTok. Is it going viral? Yeah, because it needs to.

[Claudia Oshry]

We were off our phones all day being models. So I get in the bath at, like, 10pm I'm broken, and everyone's tagging me in this TikTok. I'm like, what now? And this girl was like. With Nikki Blonsky's resurgence on TikTok, everybody sharing their old cameos. I remembered that I actually received a cameo once. She was saying she graduated college in 2020. So there was no ceremony, There was no nothing, no way to celebrate. And her boyfriend at the time got her a gift because there was only so many things you could do. A cameo was a great gift, and he wanted to get it, like, from us, but we weren't on cameo. So we did the next thing and got for Ben. And then she was like, you guys have to watch this cameo. And I was like, okay. And I don't know what I was expecting, but I just forgot what Ben physically looked like during the pandemic. Like, how we all really let ourselves go in different ways. And Ben let himself go facially.

[Jackie Oshry]

Like, he had a beard.

[Claudia Oshry]

He had the craziest beard. And so he's recording a cameo for this lovely young woman. He's whistling the tune. He looks like the Unabomber. Like, it's actually the Scariest. That girl should get her money back.

[Jackie Oshry]

I actually thought so. I was, like, so scared as I'm watching it. Like, what is this going to be? What is he going to say? And I feel like, as far as cameos go, he kind of crushed it. Like, it was very personalized. It had a nice, uplifting message. He threw in his inside jokes. Like, it really hit all the buckets that a cameo should, like, be on message, make the person feel like it's. You know, you don't say the same thing to everyone. And also throw in things that will get them. But Keena season.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. Yeah. Like your isms.

[Jackie Oshry]

Your isms. I actually thought it was an amazing cameo, and it's so funny.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah, I guess I forgot that, like, Ben has replaced keno season with. What are you nuts?

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah, that's.

[Claudia Oshry]

If he was on cameo, he'd be saying that these days. Right. And it wasn't his speech, by the way.

[Jackie Oshry]

And is it still.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah, I kept it. It was funny.

[Jackie Oshry]

Does Maddie listen to the good guys?

[Claudia Oshry]

For sure.

[Jackie Oshry]

Did she listen to the toast?

[Claudia Oshry]

Ah, she does, actually.

[Jackie Oshry]

Oh, hey, Shout out.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. And speaking of good guys, not to promote them, but part two, Drake Bell came out yesterday.

[Jackie Oshry]

I haven't had a chance to listen. They're going to have to get in line behind Remy because I have a lot.

[Claudia Oshry]

Oh, you have to watch Remy, too? Yeah.

[Jackie Oshry]

I need to start a content play for podcast.

[Claudia Oshry]

You have a plane ride coming up. You'll. You'll. Are you crazy with them kids? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They don't sleep.

[Jackie Oshry]

They don't sleep. They don't sleep. They used to just sit there in their car seats and watch their iPads. Those days are over now that I don't want to be in their car seats anymore. They just want to be on Mom.

[Claudia Oshry]

Oh, that's really annoying.

[Jackie Oshry]

So, yeah, definitely not listening to a podcast.

[Claudia Oshry]

Okay.

[Jackie Oshry]

But no, I can get. I should do it while I'm getting ready. And I keep forgetting.

[Claudia Oshry]

So it's Friday, we have stories, and to be, like, just totally open and honest with our audience. Like, the stories aren't great, but I do feel like that always lends itself to a party.

[Jackie Oshry]

It's not like it's not a death sentence for the episode, right?

[Claudia Oshry]

No, actually, sometimes, more often than not, it forces us to just be a little bit more creative.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. It sometimes is an affirmation of life.

[Claudia Oshry]

Come again?

[Jackie Oshry]

It's not a death sentence. Oh, sometimes it's an affirmation of life.

[Claudia Oshry]

Would you say that affirmation of life is the Opposite of a death sentence?

[Jackie Oshry]

No, like, I. I don't know if there's a direct one. If there was, I couldn't think of it. And so I came up with an affirmation of life.

[Claudia Oshry]

We also have Queenie and Weenie. And I'm actually really proud of mine because some weeks we were saying this before the show. Like, some weeks you're, like, constantly thinking of Queenie and Weenie every day. Like, somebody does something and you jot it down. Like, that's Weenie behavior. And by the end of the week, you have a couple of good options for each. And some weeks, you kind of forget about Queenie and Weenie, and you have to really evaluate the week in, like, five minutes.

[Jackie Oshry]

I just need you to know every week is the latter for me.

[Claudia Oshry]

Oh, no. This week I was really on top of it. I had my Queenie. And we need by, like, Tuesday and Wednesday.

[Jackie Oshry]

I. Only last week did I remember I wanted to make Al Gadot or Sojourner Truth my Queenie.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah, Sojourner last week came to me early, too.

[Jackie Oshry]

And I do feel like going forward, like, when in doubt for Queenie, I'm going to go Sojourner. Like, why can't she be kind of.

[Claudia Oshry]

Like a emergency button?

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. Just like, you know, Justin Timberlake could always be the Queenie. It's good to have just people on reserve.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah, I like that.

[Jackie Oshry]

So maybe Sir Joyner's week.

[Claudia Oshry]

So Jordan's.

[Jackie Oshry]

It might be Cojourners week, actually.

[Claudia Oshry]

What about Sojourner's daughters?

[Jackie Oshry]

She had a lot of daughters.

[Claudia Oshry]

They said allegedly 13, but really it was five.

[Jackie Oshry]

And that's what you need to know. That's how Soj sees it.

[Claudia Oshry]

So what were you gonna say before when, like three seconds ago, you, like, you were going to another topic, but then you went back to sew.

[Jackie Oshry]

Oh, I had an idea for Queenie.

[Claudia Oshry]

Write it down.

[Jackie Oshry]

I don't need to. I'm looking right at her.

[Claudia Oshry]

Why? What did I do?

[Jackie Oshry]

You were really helpful to me this week.

[Claudia Oshry]

I was really helpful. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That actually was Queenie behavior. I. I endorse your nomination.

[Jackie Oshry]

And I. We don't always are just like, you're a greedy.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah, I mean, we could, like. Because also, like, I probably did something really weenie, like, this week, you know.

[Jackie Oshry]

If I thought hard enough.

[Claudia Oshry]

Totally.

[Jackie Oshry]

But, yeah, right now, you're my front runner. Beating out Sojourners is Co Journers also.

[Claudia Oshry]

Always a good option. You can kind of go both Sojourner or Cojourner.

[Jackie Oshry]

Hit him with the Journers a thousand percent.

[Claudia Oshry]

So we're gonna usher you guys into a pargy weekend. Hope everybody has fabulous plans. You know, supposed to be 80 degrees in New York.

[Jackie Oshry]

We have fabulous plans.

[Claudia Oshry]

We're celebrating Simchas. We're getting together as a family. It's supposed to be 80 degrees, you know, I don't know where you guys live. Hopefully it's going to be pargy weather.

[Jackie Oshry]

You could step outside and if not.

[Claudia Oshry]

Jackie was doing that all day yesterday.

[Jackie Oshry]

I'm a tick tocker.

[Claudia Oshry]

And that's not tick tocker. That's Megan thee stallion. Yeah, Basket, you know.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah, but, but then it went viral on tick tock. Yeah, yeah, but I'm a Sabbath.

[Claudia Oshry]

Oh, yes. The but the ism. Like Megan does it like in everyday life. She'll do an interview and she'll be like, I look bomb. Right?

[Jackie Oshry]

That is really funny. I got it. Vis a vis Megan. Vis a vis tick tock. Vis a vis. I'm not on TikTok. Correct what I think of even I said I feel weird now.

[Claudia Oshry]

Well, the tongue is a window into your health, right? So when somebody like sticks their tongue out of a picture and it's like crusty and white, you're like, you should see a doctor. So it's kind of a vulnerable thing to stick your tongue out.

[Jackie Oshry]

It is. Here's how I'm doing.

[Claudia Oshry]

I scrape my tongue every morning so I feel pretty good. I'm scared now.

[Jackie Oshry]

It looked normal tongue like, yeah, of.

[Claudia Oshry]

Course it's not going to be beautiful. And of course we can't talk about tongues without talking about Jacob Elordi's.

[Jackie Oshry]

I think we can just do yourself a favor.

[Claudia Oshry]

If you're new here, you probably don't know this. I haven't brought it up in a while, but if you've been listening, you know, like one of my Roman empires is the size of Jacob Elordi's tongue. I don't know how it fits in his mouth. Just google Jacob Elordi tongue, stick me out. And there are these pictures of him and Joey King on the red carpet and it actually, it looks like a cold cut. Like it's insane.

[Jackie Oshry]

Okay. With that I think we should get into the fast five stories. The fast five life affirming stories that you need to know.

[Claudia Oshry]

Also a good option for title. Today's episode is also brought to you by Minky Couture. Oh, I'm so glad to have Minky Couture back as a sponsor. They have changed my life.

[Jackie Oshry]

The blankets actually don't have a Minky.

[Claudia Oshry]

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[Jackie Oshry]

Our first story, Sydney Sweeney has called off her wedding from her fiance Jonathan Divino. However, they're not entirely broken up yet, but I think like any minute now, right?

[Claudia Oshry]

I guess like calling off a wedding isn't necessarily a breakup, but it's not a good sign.

[Jackie Oshry]

But it's like I'm too stressed right now to plan a wedding. And I also don't want to marry you because I hate you.

[Claudia Oshry]

It's not an affirmation of life.

[Jackie Oshry]

It's not an affirmation of love.

[Claudia Oshry]

That's not a death sentence.

[Jackie Oshry]

No, but I, I'm sure these two are splitting up. Sources say that they have been having major issues but are not fully split. Things are not great right now, but they aren't throwing in the towel yet. They are working on their relationship and have called off the wedding for now. They were supposed to say, I do this spring. The wedding isn't happening, and they aren't having further discussions about it. She reportedly wanted to cancel everything due to the stress from her packed production schedule, which has been a point of contention for their couple. Source said a lot.

[Claudia Oshry]

Find yourself, like, prioritizing your production schedule over your wedding, it's probably not, like, a good sign for the wedding. And just like the general health of the marriage.

[Jackie Oshry]

Sources say a lot of their issues stem from Sydney being extremely busy with work commitments. She doesn't have a lot of downtime, and it can cause tension in their relationship. Sydney's really focused on her career. Jonathan wishes they were able to spend more quality time together. Probably also doesn't help that she's living in a hotel and he's, like, down the street in the house being like, where are you?

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah, it probably also doesn't help. It sounds like, you know, he could stand to be a little busier, you know? Well, someone's really busy. That obviously doesn't make it easy to schedule things, but when the other person is, like, clearly unemployed, that makes it even harder.

[Jackie Oshry]

Busy people get married all the time to other busy people.

[Claudia Oshry]

Jeff Bezos is getting married, like, any day now.

[Jackie Oshry]

Right. And I'm sure Lauren's not like, you're too busy for me.

[Claudia Oshry]

She loves that he's busy. Keeps her away from.

[Jackie Oshry]

It's scary. If he stopped being busy.

[Claudia Oshry]

No. He probably would want to talk all the time.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. So that's not really. I can see easily how people use that as an excuse.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah.

[Jackie Oshry]

On both sides. Like, you're too busy for me. You don't care about me. And then the person turning to the busyness, running to work to avoid their.

[Claudia Oshry]

Partner booking movies, she would never accept just to avoid being at home.

[Jackie Oshry]

Right. So I do think, like, this is really the end for them, though I know nothing about them as a couple, nor do we know anything about him. And we think he's unemployed, but he's also, like, probably not and probably successful if she was marrying him.

[Claudia Oshry]

He's a producer, which is such a thing.

[Jackie Oshry]

Why. Why do you say that? He's a restaurateur.

[Claudia Oshry]

Oh, did I make up that he's a producer?

[Jackie Oshry]

I think you did.

[Claudia Oshry]

What does Sydney Sweeney's fiance do for a living?

[Jackie Oshry]

Jonathan Divino.

[Claudia Oshry]

I assume AI knows who his. What his name is. You know. Jonathan Divino is a businessman from Chicago. Some reports have referred to him as a restaurateur. Sydney Sweeney has clarified that. That's not accurate. She stated, he's not a restaurateur. He's a business guy. This is a direct quote. He's a business guy. He's from Chicago. In addition to business endeavors. What kind of business y'all in? Divino has collaborated with Sweeney on her production company, 5050 Films, serving as a producer on projects as anyone but you and immaculate. So she gave him a job.

[Jackie Oshry]

Oh, my God.

[Claudia Oshry]

And before she gave him work, she had once went on record referring to him as a business guy.

[Jackie Oshry]

He's destitute.

[Claudia Oshry]

He's definitely, like, on unemployment.

[Jackie Oshry]

Wow, that's really bad. That's the worst thing we could have read.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. Business guy.

[Jackie Oshry]

Business, business.

[Claudia Oshry]

She should have let people think he was a restaurateur.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah, she shouldn't have answered the question.

[Claudia Oshry]

Maybe that's where, like, the relationship started to break, when she told everyone the truth about him.

[Jackie Oshry]

That's really crazy. How did he get this far in life?

[Claudia Oshry]

I don't know. And, you know, I don't know if I ended up saying this.

[Jackie Oshry]

I said ugly.

[Claudia Oshry]

I did say that. Thank you for reminding me. But no, that's not what I was gonna say. I don't know if I ended up saying this on the toast. We were talking about this, and I said that I. I was gonna say something, and then I said it sounded too mean, so I didn't say it. And then on my Instagram, somebody was like, by the way, I feel like I know what you were going to say about Sydney Sweeney. And they did. I don't know how they knew, but I said that he kind of gave me the similar vibes as Brittany Murphy. Murphy's. I was gonna say Bernie Broski, Brittany Murphy's last, like, husband slash boyfriend, whatever.

[Jackie Oshry]

He was.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah, he was just, like, kind of a Hollywood, like, grifter producer. It's funny how you could be a producer and be Mark Platt, and then you can be a producer and be Jonathan Devino. So it's such a vague term. Sometimes it really means unemployed. And there are actually, like, successful. Randall Emmett was a producer. You know what I mean?

[Jackie Oshry]

He's, like, semi successful. He did produce movies like Lone Survivor.

[Claudia Oshry]

Technically, I'm a producer like you are. We produce this show every day.

[Jackie Oshry]

And we produced that commercial yesterday.

[Claudia Oshry]

No, actually, we were talent, but we.

[Jackie Oshry]

Should also get production.

[Claudia Oshry]

I would say, like, no, we weren't. We weren't producing.

[Jackie Oshry]

I'm Getting a credit.

[Claudia Oshry]

Hey, talk to the team about it.

[Jackie Oshry]

I don't know about you, and.

[Claudia Oshry]

But also, an executive producer is, like, a more legit role, so it's like, a vague term, and I feel like that's what Brittany Murphy's husband was doing. Like, producing.

[Jackie Oshry]

This doesn't ring that bell for me. Mostly because I don't get any vibes from Jonathan Devino because I don't know this man from Adam, and because Sydney seems, like, totally well and fine, and she's always surrounded by, like, family and friends and, like, there's no red flags in her as a person, so I would trust her choice of partner. Whereas, like, Britney, like, went through a lot in all of her time as a famous person.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. And by the time she met him, like, she was susceptible to being manipulated. Yeah. No, I don't think Sydney's there.

[Jackie Oshry]

Right. So it actually doesn't remind me of that.

[Claudia Oshry]

But he also just kind of looks like him.

[Jackie Oshry]

That's rude to him, to Jonathan.

[Claudia Oshry]

I don't know if I've made it, like, clear I'm not a child of the DeVito fan.

[Jackie Oshry]

I. What I'm trying to convey is that I'm neither fan nor foe. I have no. I have no idea who this person is and what he's about. I can't call it.

[Claudia Oshry]

Okay. I think that's fair.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. Are you ready for our next story, which is some new couple news coupled with a photo of Noah Centennial that people are worried about.

[Claudia Oshry]

Oh, okay.

[Jackie Oshry]

So Noah Centennial stepped out on the red carpet for his new movie yesterday. He's actually in a new, like. Like, war movie where he plays, like, a Navy SEAL type.

[Claudia Oshry]

He's not playing a high school senior.

[Jackie Oshry]

No. And this is what he looked like on the red carpet.

[Claudia Oshry]

And so fans have been in his cameo.

[Jackie Oshry]

Fans are worried about him. He appeared tired with red circles under his eyes.

[Claudia Oshry]

The red. Like, he has a beard and long hair. No, that's like, the disheveled. There's nothing concerning about.

[Jackie Oshry]

He has these, like, red circles under his eyes.

[Claudia Oshry]

He looks around on his eyelids, too.

[Jackie Oshry]

He looks pale. And as Daily Mail notes, his lips are chapped. Which, like, they. They said that his lips are chapped and. They are.

[Claudia Oshry]

His lips are chapped. I wouldn't have noticed that at first, but. No, it's really the discoloration all over his face that's genuinely concerning.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. And, like, not to be rude, but he looks a little bloated.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. Especially when, you know, this is a great, like, before picture from him when.

[Jackie Oshry]

You know what he Looks like he's.

[Claudia Oshry]

Like, a very fresh face young actor.

[Jackie Oshry]

You also know that he's, like, been spotted with Zoe Kravitz.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. And I think it's weird. What do you think?

[Jackie Oshry]

I think that's weird.

[Claudia Oshry]

I know.

[Jackie Oshry]

And so apparently he's been opened up just having fun recently, like, about being sober. He's sober from drugs and alcohol.

[Claudia Oshry]

Oh, wow.

[Jackie Oshry]

And he opened up about his journey recently. And then just looking at this all together.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. You don't want to jump to conclusions, but it's not good.

[Jackie Oshry]

It's not good. However, like, the. The bloat, even though in his body, looks like. Looks good. Not to, you know, judge sexualizing, but he does play a Navy SEAL in the movie, so maybe he did bulk up a little bit for the role. It's called Warfare. He stars as Brian.

[Claudia Oshry]

Can we. Does Brian have a last name?

[Jackie Oshry]

They embark on a dangerous mission in Iraq. So I think that's actually a good turn for him. Like, people he needed to get out.

[Claudia Oshry]

Of, like, the Netflix.

[Jackie Oshry]

He's always gonna make those sorts of movies.

[Claudia Oshry]

Sierra Burgess is a loser.

[Jackie Oshry]

No, not that. Like American Sniper.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah, no, of course. The Loneliest Soldier.

[Jackie Oshry]

That's the Randall Emmett One.

[Claudia Oshry]

Oh, right.

[Jackie Oshry]

Survivor.

[Claudia Oshry]

Survivor. And then I feel like Miles Teller did, like, a bunch of those movies for a couple of years.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. Zero Dark Thirty. Chris Pratt has Hacksaw Ridge. Chris Pratt has done some. It's good.

[Claudia Oshry]

It's a good thing for a Catherine Bigelow, right?

[Jackie Oshry]

She makes those movies, does she? Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

That's funny. No, I know the genre you're referring to, and I agree. It's a good pivot for him. He had to do something, like, totally different. Even though, like, he. You just can't be a high school senior forever. And I feel like he really got away with it for as long as he could.

[Jackie Oshry]

And I feel like he doesn't want to be. Actors never even like those roles, which is so stupid.

[Claudia Oshry]

I actually feel like he liked it, like, especially because the. The Jenny Han universe to all the boys I love before they did three movies. And then there's a spin off now about the younger sister and Noah Centennial, like, does cameos. I actually think he likes it. He doesn't, like, shy away from his OG role. What was his name? Peter. What was his character's name?

[Jackie Oshry]

Not Peter.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yes, Peter.

[Jackie Oshry]

To all the boys.

[Claudia Oshry]

I loved Peter Kavinsky. And, like, you were. Do you remember where you were when Peter Kavinsky, like, shook the universe when that movie came out? Like, people, myself included, were not okay.

[Jackie Oshry]

No, it's true.

[Claudia Oshry]

Peter Kavinsky this, Peter Kavinsky that. And there had been, like, fanfare because.

[Jackie Oshry]

There had been all about Brian.

[Claudia Oshry]

Ryan. Jc Such an OG family joke. If, you know, you know, we can't get into it right now.

[Jackie Oshry]

We have explained it semi recently.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. Several times.

[Jackie Oshry]

Also, it appears as though the movie that he's in is a 24.

[Claudia Oshry]

So, like, is in a 24. I just. People are like, new a 24 movie. I feel like a 24 has just gotten really big where they keep, like, buying up movies. So, like, some of them are good and some of them are bad.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. Also, what's interesting about Zoe Kravitz, it's like, actually, if you think about it, Noah Centennial and Channing Tatum are really similar. They're both like, heartthrobs. And now she's just going for, like, the younger version.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. Maybe I'm just, like, attached to her and Channing as a couple. I actually really liked them, and that's why I don't like her and Noah. So I'm gonna find reasons, being like, oh, he's too young. But I think it's just because I think Channing Tatum and her were a really good match.

[Jackie Oshry]

So she's 36 and he's 28, which actually, like, isn't crazy at all, but not at all.

[Claudia Oshry]

Why does she give Older. Yeah.

[Jackie Oshry]

And she was on Big Little Lies, and they're like, older women.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah.

[Jackie Oshry]

And then he seems like he's in high school.

[Claudia Oshry]

And she was with. I know. That's her.

[Jackie Oshry]

Her husband. She was married before Channing.

[Claudia Oshry]

Right.

[Jackie Oshry]

Who didn't she get married the same weekend as Sophie Turner in Paris.

[Claudia Oshry]

Oh, that's like, such a niche blood cultural moment. Remember?

[Jackie Oshry]

Because it's like, which one is Jason gonna go to? Jason Momoa? Will he be with his Game of Thrones castmates or with his stepdaughter?

[Claudia Oshry]

Stepdaughter? Because he, like, never even filmed a scene with Sophie Turner. I bet he wasn't.

[Jackie Oshry]

He never made it to the North.

[Claudia Oshry]

Right, Right. Something tragic happened before that.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

I was actually thinking last night maybe I would re watch Game of Thrones soon. Oh, it's a partialicious show.

[Jackie Oshry]

It is. But, like, don't you want to. Want to have free time? Like.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah.

[Jackie Oshry]

It's a real.

[Claudia Oshry]

It's a commitment.

[Jackie Oshry]

Commitment.

[Claudia Oshry]

Even though there's only 10 episodes in a series.

[Jackie Oshry]

That would be something good to do this summer.

[Claudia Oshry]

Okay, so basically you're saying you want me to wait for you?

[Jackie Oshry]

No. I didn't even feel like I'm Ready for it. But if that's what's happening in the house that I'm in, like, I'm sat.

[Claudia Oshry]

Okay.

[Jackie Oshry]

Better than other things that could happen.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah.

[Jackie Oshry]

In the house that I'm in.

[Claudia Oshry]

You sounds like, like, one of those memoirs. The house that was on the street.

[Jackie Oshry]

Things that could happen in the house that I built. Like, totally.

[Claudia Oshry]

The light is on in the house that I'm in.

[Jackie Oshry]

Those are, like, books that Margot reads.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. The Kindle Unlimited. Like, thrillers.

[Jackie Oshry]

When we were in the house that.

[Claudia Oshry]

We were in with the window in the house. It's always a window.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

The girl in the house that she.

[Jackie Oshry]

Built On a quiet street.

[Claudia Oshry]

The street is always quiet.

[Jackie Oshry]

Are you ready for our next story? New SNL hosts have been announced. People are in a tizzy because the next three episodes of SNL have been announced, and the next one will be hosted by Morgan Wallen and Mikey Madison.

[Claudia Oshry]

They released a little clip, and it's crazy that Morgan Wallen, like, still continues to go to snl. It's crazy that they book him, and it's crazy that he accepts it.

[Jackie Oshry]

Like, now I'm trying to remember, what's the original sin?

[Claudia Oshry]

During COVID he got booked and they were, like, really serious. They did a bubble, right? Like, during hardcore Covid, and he was, like, out. That's those videos of him making out with girls in random bars in Alabama, going back to people's houses and singing for them. It was like the height of his alcoholism, but also not respecting the. The rules of the bubble. So they canceled on him and they had to find someone really last minute who was in the bubble to perform. I forget who ended up filling in for him. Then, like, he came back. It was, like, such a big deal. Like, after Covid, and he made a skit about it. It was funny. And then he got. It's kind of like a curse for him. It, like, kind of signals something bad about to happen because after he finally had his, like, retribution moment, he got canceled again for something different. So I feel like some bad Morgan Wallen news is coming. I just feel like he should stay away.

[Jackie Oshry]

I know, but I. I feel like he appreciates these, like, mainstream opportunities because, like, he's been on the fringes for a while. Yeah, I don't really think that he would actually say no to something like this now.

[Claudia Oshry]

I know, like, it's always supposed to be a random pairing of, like, a singer and an actor, but I was watching the clips of them, like, hi, I'm Mikey Madison, and I'm like. And I Actually felt, like, such weird tension between them. Like, not sexual or anything.

[Jackie Oshry]

Like they're meant to be.

[Claudia Oshry]

No, I just feel like they. What would these two have to connect about, you know? Like, I actually felt awkward. I can't explain it, but maybe I was just picking up on, like, maybe my vibes were off.

[Jackie Oshry]

I feel like it could be an opposite to Tracked situation.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah.

[Jackie Oshry]

Because they're actually, like, similar age, probably.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah.

[Jackie Oshry]

I wonder if you saw anyone get down.

[Claudia Oshry]

Do you think you saw Nora?

[Jackie Oshry]

No, I don't. And I don't think she listens to his music. And it's definitely, like, an enemies to lovers situation.

[Claudia Oshry]

Oh, I like that.

[Jackie Oshry]

But, like, they're both. Even though Morgan Wallace could, like, have a girlfriend, but he's single to me, he.

[Claudia Oshry]

I don't know. Actually, he's, like, super private now about his relationship status.

[Jackie Oshry]

He's definitely, like, would meet someone if he wanted to.

[Claudia Oshry]

You think he's open to, like, having love in his life?

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. No, and I think, like, even if he, like, has a girl who thinks he's his. She's his girlfriend. Like, if he falls in love with Mikey, he falls in love with Mikey.

[Claudia Oshry]

I actually. I think there are a couple of girls walking this earth who think that Morgan Wallen is their boyfriend. Honestly.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

I'm one of them. No, I'm kidding. Like, I think that he, like, definitely around with, like, multiple girls, and they're like, Think that they're like.

[Jackie Oshry]

But I think any one of them could be replacing. Maybe one day he'll get married, and that's when I'll start, like, stop setting him up with people.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah.

[Jackie Oshry]

But until she walks down the aisle, like, he's not yours.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. And he, like, doesn't do celebrity public relationships a lot.

[Jackie Oshry]

Well, he was dating your.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yes, but they were dating for, like, a year before they ever posted a picture. And that picture was a curse because they broke up the next day.

[Jackie Oshry]

Literally broke up a week later.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. So we don't really have, like, we.

[Jackie Oshry]

Never got to enjoy it.

[Claudia Oshry]

I know we don't have an experience of, like, him dating another famous person, like, walking red carpets together. Like, he doesn't do that. Yeah.

[Jackie Oshry]

And I'm sure, like, he's not ready for that and ready for, like, a serious relationship, because, like, who would want to be tortured like that? No.

[Claudia Oshry]

But they also say, like, why he threw that chair off the roof in Nashville because he was upset that the mother of his child, who he wasn't with anymore, she had gotten married that weekend. Like, that's like, he like, is hung up on her. That's what they said. Now they are always making things up.

[Jackie Oshry]

Well, he needs, like, a serious relationship and, like, you know, a good woman is what he needs, but he can't see that yet.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. And I think he would be shocked to find, like, how many of his problems would go away with just, like, a stable force in his life. Like, a woman who loves, cares about him, who's smart, who would, like, who he should listen to, like, who's not.

[Jackie Oshry]

Like, making money off of him. Like, Right. Like, I'm sure he has good people in his life, but, like, they want him to tour, they want him to sing. Like, she only cares about Morgan's self.

[Claudia Oshry]

Right.

[Jackie Oshry]

That's what. And I feel like Mikey could be that girl.

[Claudia Oshry]

I actually don't, but I like the concept, you know?

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

Stable force in Morgan's life.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

Morgan self.

[Jackie Oshry]

And then other episodes will be hosted by Jack Black is the next one.

[Claudia Oshry]

And who's a musical guest.

[Jackie Oshry]

Lizzo.

[Claudia Oshry]

Okay. That's a good pairing, actually.

[Jackie Oshry]

And then I think it's Jon Hamm and Elton John or vice versa. They've made this confusing.

[Claudia Oshry]

Oh, like, you mean in order? Yeah.

[Jackie Oshry]

I don't know who's together.

[Claudia Oshry]

You think Elton's performing new music or just like, greatest hits?

[Jackie Oshry]

He might be performing from that documentary.

[Claudia Oshry]

Oh, yeah, he had that new song which sounded good.

[Jackie Oshry]

Randy Carlisle.

[Claudia Oshry]

Right. But that's just one. Gotta. You gotta come with two.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. Oh, he's performing with Randy Carlisle to sing their song never Too late.

[Claudia Oshry]

Okay. I don't love that. I can't lie.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah, I. I think he should sing Mona Lisa and Mad Hatters and the.

[Claudia Oshry]

Benny and the Jets.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah, Mona Lisa and Mad Hatters. That song was referenced a lot in the book that we just read for the redheads.

[Claudia Oshry]

I happen to not know what song you're talking about.

[Jackie Oshry]

Marin Morris did the COVID on the. You do?

[Claudia Oshry]

You do think about Marin Mars this weekend.

[Jackie Oshry]

She has a new album I saw called this morning, which is like, what I would call an album.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah, it's a good name. I saw something about her this morning, a little sneak peek from a song she's releasing that obviously sounded good. She's like. She's very talented. But it did make me think, like, I kind of forgot about her. And I wonder if, like, her departure from country music, like, her big announcement and I don't know if she still releases music as a country artist. I don't know what the wind up was, but I do really wonder if it affected her music negatively. Or positively. Because I was thinking, like, I haven't seen my music in a while.

[Jackie Oshry]

Music?

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

What do you think?

[Jackie Oshry]

Like, so I think that there's been negative effects, you know, because she's not getting played on country radio. And maybe pop, it doesn't want her, like. Right. Like, she's not getting, like, the Dua lipa treatment. Right.

[Claudia Oshry]

She gave up, like, a base, but I don't know if she was accepted into a new one yet. Like, is she Pop?

[Jackie Oshry]

I don't think she's been, like, unaccepted. I just think it's, like, harder and bigger.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. More competitive.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. And it's hard to stand out. And now, like, you want to be a pop star? Get on Tik Tok. Are you going viral?

[Claudia Oshry]

Right.

[Jackie Oshry]

Country doesn't have to do that. They have a nice little system where you get played on the radio. It's old school. Yeah. So I just think she's in a new pool and she's learning how to swim.

[Claudia Oshry]

All right. All aboard.

[Jackie Oshry]

And. But I think, like, she would say it's. It's all positive. That, like, because she feels better, you have to be able to live with yourself.

[Claudia Oshry]

Right, Right, Right. Like, she thinks she made the right choice for Marin.

[Jackie Oshry]

For Marin self.

[Claudia Oshry]

Right.

[Jackie Oshry]

Always important.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah.

[Jackie Oshry]

So that's what's happening on snl. If you're going to be watching. Are you ready for our fourth story?

[Claudia Oshry]

I am. And I'm. I'm probably not going to be watching. Just. I don't. I feel like I need to say that.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. It's really could go either way for me.

[Claudia Oshry]

Like, I just can't stay up till 11:30 these days. No.

[Jackie Oshry]

But sometimes, like, Zach is watching and I just find myself seeing.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. He's pretty dedicated to snl.

[Claudia Oshry]

Is he?

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

Okay.

[Jackie Oshry]

He's pretty, like, habitual in what he watches.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yes. Which.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. Which is nice. Chris Hemsworth is making news, saying that he regrets taking a selfie with Billie Eilish at the Oscars. Saying, this is so misleading, but it's actually funny to think of it this way. He said, we will never be friends.

[Claudia Oshry]

Okay. Literally, me if I met Billie Eilish.

[Jackie Oshry]

So this is what actually happened. He said on Colbert. He said he got a photo with Billie Eilish at the Oscars, and he remembers thinking, don't do it. Don't do it. But he thought his kids would love the picture, so he asked for it anyway, and he was like, no, my kids are going to love this. And then the moment I took it, I was like, I went from work college colleague to now, like, a fan, and we'll never be friends.

[Claudia Oshry]

Well, I hear his concern. You're Chris Hemsworth.

[Jackie Oshry]

Someone needs to tell me he's Chris Hemsworth.

[Claudia Oshry]

And so while that rule applies to most people, it doesn't apply to Chris Hemsworth. I don't care who he's talking to. Like, seriously.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

Even if he was talking to the Queen of England and, like, he asked for a photo, like, it's Chris Hemsworth. It's cool.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. It's not like you're placed in a fan category.

[Claudia Oshry]

And I imagine it's like a pop diva. Like, you get a lot of people asking you for photos and they're always like, my daughter or if they're of a certain age. So I'm sure, like, Taylor gets it a lot. Like, I don't think she's thinking about it as much as he is, clearly, like, a year later.

[Jackie Oshry]

But I also just don't think Chris Hemsworth and Billie Eilish would be friends. So I don't think it's something he has to worry about. Like, a friendship that was lost.

[Claudia Oshry]

That's true. Like, no potential opportunity, like, was destroyed here. I don't think they should be friends. That would be weird.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

And I don't think they would get along either. Like, on a personality level.

[Jackie Oshry]

Right. Not that I know Chris's personality, but, like, I feel like I do. I feel like with him, you can judge the book based on its cover.

[Claudia Oshry]

The COVID tells you everything you need to know.

[Jackie Oshry]

He's just Chris Hemsworth. What you see is what you get.

[Claudia Oshry]

Loves his wife, loves Australia, loves to surf, loves the gym. Works, like, because he likes acting. It's not, like, a passion of his. Like, he makes a lot of money. Like, it's sick.

[Jackie Oshry]

Like, I feel it's very, like, gtl.

[Claudia Oshry]

Very simple. Yeah. Very gtl.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

Jim Tam, Liam Hemsworth.

[Jackie Oshry]

Jim Tan, Liam.

[Claudia Oshry]

It's actually crazy, like, the. The way that the Liam. The Hemsworth brothers, like, netted out. There was definitely a period of time where Liam was on his way to becoming much more famous than.

[Jackie Oshry]

But Chris was always Thor.

[Claudia Oshry]

I know you can't be bigger than Thor. And then Liam, like, everything up, you know?

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

And I wouldn't even consider him, like, famous now, you know? Yeah. Like, now he's Chris's brother. And there's a third one who's Miley's ex. Yes, he's Miley's ex. There's a third one who's just, like, the Heavensworth sibling. I literally don't even know his name.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

I want to say it's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Luke. And so Liam's not there yet, but he's not far.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

And what's so crazy is that he was a part of, like, one of those major franchises, Hunger Games, which is just sort of, like, gives you eternal fame.

[Jackie Oshry]

Wait, I literally forgot about that. I'm like, yeah, last song.

[Claudia Oshry]

That's what I'm saying. Like, he was honest with being on his brother's level. Like, yeah, brother's Thor. But you're PETA. What's his name? Gabriel. No, he was the other one. Gabe.

[Jackie Oshry]

Gail.

[Claudia Oshry]

I knew it was, like, a girly little name. So how he went from, like, almost competing with his brother to now competing with the other brother, I don't get it.

[Jackie Oshry]

I think he was, like, too busy telling Miley what to do to work.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. A thousand percent, right? Yeah. Yeah, totally.

[Jackie Oshry]

Are you ready for our fifth and final story that's going to lead into.

[Claudia Oshry]

Our Queenie and Weenie.

[Jackie Oshry]

It's going to lead into our Queenie Weenie. I'm so upset to let you guys know. Once again, I did not want Southern charm last night. It was ringing in part one, and then Craig was on Watch what happens live.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yes.

[Jackie Oshry]

And he stunned Andy with a bit of a dating confession, letting Andy know that he is seeing someone.

[Claudia Oshry]

I'm dying to know.

[Jackie Oshry]

So let's find out after the show.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah, I, like, I don't want to be annoying. Like, I probably could ask, then ask. Like, pen's not a Gossip Girl. Do you know what I mean?

[Jackie Oshry]

Couldn't he be, like, the girls want to know who you're dating. They won't tell anyone.

[Claudia Oshry]

That makes us look like losers. Like, I just really want to know. Like, is it a Bravo person? Is it just a lady?

[Jackie Oshry]

Not Sally.

[Claudia Oshry]

I know it's not Sally.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yes, but, like, which I'm glad about.

[Claudia Oshry]

Is it somebody on the network? Is it somebody in reality tv? Is it a podcast? Or, like, who is it?

[Jackie Oshry]

He said he's dating someone. He said, I am, and I'm really happy. He said, you know, when I date, I tend to only date one person at a time. So I've been seeing someone, and I've been reminded that the universe works in crazy, crazy ways, but everything happens for a reason. I just want to say the universe working in crazy ways, that makes me feel like it's someone in his orbit. That's like, come back around, Catherine.

[Claudia Oshry]

Naomi.

[Jackie Oshry]

I don't think it's Naomi, but I do think it's like someone.

[Claudia Oshry]

Maybe it's that girl, that blonde girl, Olivia, he took on the boat for one date. Do you remember her? Yeah, Yeah. I don't know if her name was Olivia. Actually, like, one random season after, oh.

[Jackie Oshry]

They went, like, canoeing. Natalie. Natalie. And you remember her name. And that's who he was dating the first season of Winterhouse when he met Paige.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah, it was right before Paige.

[Jackie Oshry]

Him and Paige didn't even look at each other at Winter House. And like, I'm watching Winter House. Like, I'm here for Craig and Paige and this girl.

[Claudia Oshry]

Like, she kind of never stood a chance. She never stood a chance, like, with the canoe date. And then, like, it was just. It was maybe right person, wrong time.

[Jackie Oshry]

He was actually dating her. Because I remember, like, Craig and Natalie. Craig and Natalie. I just want to say I hope it's not Natalie. Like, Natalie seems lovely, but it wasn't exciting the first time around, of course. Like, the Craig and Paige stands. Like, we have a giant hole to. To fill.

[Claudia Oshry]

Giant. And they both have big shoes to fill.

[Jackie Oshry]

And it's like no one whose name we even mentioned. Not Sally, not Naomi, not Catherine. Like, I would make me super happy.

[Claudia Oshry]

So excited. Right.

[Jackie Oshry]

I hope it's someone maybe that I'm not thinking of or that we don't know, but I think it's someone Craig knows. I do. Just based on, like, this verbiage.

[Claudia Oshry]

People also are inclined to think that it's Kristen Cavallari because he just would fill the. What I just said just did her podcast live show. They have, like, a brief dating history. Right before he dated Paige. She's single. They were just like, together. It's possible, right?

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah, I just don't think so. Like, I don't know. I. I feel like when he chose.

[Claudia Oshry]

Paige over Kristen, like, that was the end of it.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. But I think they still were like, friends. Interesting.

[Claudia Oshry]

Now watch Happens Live was cracking me up last night. Because they watched. No, they made this tick tock where they did this tick tock of. I say a little. It's from Glee. And they do this dance. It's like Santana, Britney and Quinn. It's so funny. So first of all, that cracked me up. And Craig's pants were. I'm sorry. They were cracking me up. And the joke is obviously, like, his fashionista girlfriend is not around to help anymore. And I just need to know where those pants came from.

[Jackie Oshry]

You don't think that's like a. An old page outfit that she picked? Like, I feel like if he went back to Dressing like Craig, it would be like wearing. You know, I think this is his.

[Claudia Oshry]

Attempt to, like, replicate Paige looks on without Page. With Craig, I. I was dying.

[Jackie Oshry]

I feel like he's, like, wearing old Page things and maybe just, like, not putting them together well, because I think once he starts buying his own clothes again, he's gonna be dressing like Shep in Austin with the Kaaki pants and.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah, literally me and my Patagonia vest. Literally. You can have it if he needs it.

[Jackie Oshry]

The tick tock was so funny. And the comments were so funny.

[Claudia Oshry]

No, I were, like, was laughing so.

[Jackie Oshry]

Hard, singing in a loving way.

[Claudia Oshry]

You know, it was all very sweet and funny, but it's like, because it was Austin and Shep dancing, and then Craig comes out from behind. So it's like this big reveal of Craig's pants, and it actually just made me love suit. Yeah, it was a set.

[Jackie Oshry]

Looks like my mom's from the 80s.

[Claudia Oshry]

No, people said it looks like the Winifred pant from Aritzia, which is, like the classic, like, trouser that everybody wears. They were just, like, too big and ugly. Like, it was just really.

[Jackie Oshry]

It was funny. That's really funny. We're going to find out.

[Claudia Oshry]

Anybody in my personal orbit knows who he's dating. I will not tell anyone. I just, like, really want to know.

[Jackie Oshry]

If one of the girlies who. Who works for Craig is listening to this. Like, please tell Craig to tell Ben who he's dating.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah.

[Jackie Oshry]

Because Ben's not gonna ask one thing about us. Like, we actually can keep a secret.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yes. Okay.

[Jackie Oshry]

Also, we only tell each other.

[Claudia Oshry]

Maybe the girl herself is a toaster, and she'll be like, hey, guys, it's me.

[Jackie Oshry]

And if she's not, break up with her.

[Claudia Oshry]

What?

[Jackie Oshry]

Jackie said he needs the elk of a toaster.

[Claudia Oshry]

Totally.

[Jackie Oshry]

Well, he does.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. Like I said, the stories didn't give us much, but we really.

[Jackie Oshry]

We're still alive, aren't we?

[Claudia Oshry]

Affirmation of life things. We did that, like. I think we made the most of it.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. As we always do. We've been doing this going on eight years, you guys. We're professionals.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah. Don't ask us what kind of business we're in, though. And it's also Queenie and Meanie. So every Friday, Jackie and I like to end the week with a segment we call Queenie of the Week and Weenie of the Week, where it's just like it sounds. We're giving out two awards each, so four total. Queenie of the Week and Weenie of the Week, where We nominate two people. Places or things. They don't have to be people who acted like a queenie this week or acted like a weenie this week. They're kind of self explanatory titles. It's not that serious. Obviously. Like, if you kill someone, you're not gonna be weenie of the week. Like, it's just like, you're gonna jail, right? Yeah. You might have a weenie like in your mouth this week because you're in jail, but you're not gonna be meeting. So it's all fun and games, you know, Don't. If you find yourself one day being meaning of the week, like, just know it's a temporary title.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

Let's start Queenie or Weenie Queenie.

[Jackie Oshry]

We're starting Queenie. We literally start Queenie every time, so.

[Claudia Oshry]

Oh, okay. Don't be rude. Okay.

[Jackie Oshry]

We always start with a positive. You're gonna go queenie and then I'm gonna do my Queenie and my weenie because they're in town.

[Claudia Oshry]

Okay. My queenie is Alex Earl. So good. We talked about her a lot this week. And every time, the more I learn about her, the more I watch. It seems like maybe she took my advice about quitting podcasting and going straight.

[Jackie Oshry]

To Sally listens to the toast.

[Claudia Oshry]

So I think that maybe, maybe she took our advice. In which case that gives her Queenie.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

Nomination energy, but then also her lawsuit. I'm just like, I'm kind of. I'm having like an outro moment, you know, Same.

[Jackie Oshry]

I'm waiting for my hot mess merch to arrive.

[Claudia Oshry]

Me too. And my sip margs, you know, so Alex Earl.

[Jackie Oshry]

That's so good. So my Queenie. Well, it's so close to being you. Like, I need to have an honorable mention.

[Claudia Oshry]

I hate when we give it to.

[Jackie Oshry]

Each other, what you did.

[Claudia Oshry]

Sure. But I hate when we give it to each other.

[Jackie Oshry]

I wanted to use this as an opportunity to mention.

[Claudia Oshry]

Everyone. Mention it all. Mention it.

[Jackie Oshry]

Because Claudia really helped me out when I was coming to New York. She helped. She checked into my hotel. She brought me groceries. She brought dinner. She brought fresh fruit. She got them to bring a fridge up to my room to put it all away. She brought my toys from the studio and my stroller. And usually, like, Zach goes out and gets everything, but, like, she brought everything to us and made our stay here just so much more seamless. And it's Queenie like behavior.

[Claudia Oshry]

I want you to have such a party time every time you come. So it's not like, oh, New York was so hard. I can't wait to not come back. So it was a pleasure, truly.

[Jackie Oshry]

Well, thank you so much. But my queenie. This is a first in toast herstory. My queenie and my weenie are actually the same person.

[Claudia Oshry]

I love when that happens.

[Jackie Oshry]

And it's Nikki Blonsky.

[Claudia Oshry]

Okay. She's just my weenie.

[Jackie Oshry]

She is my queenie because of everything that's happened for her. And she's getting her flowers and her cameos are going viral and she's the number one booked on cameo. And.

[Claudia Oshry]

And that's queenie like behavior.

[Jackie Oshry]

And that's queenie like behavior. And I'm happy for, like, this renaissance of Lonsky. She is my weenie for passing on the toast.

[Claudia Oshry]

She is my winnie for. Are you on the crazy now? I actually have come around on it a little bit. And let me tell you why. She's my weenie as well. She passed quite swiftly, too. She didn't even wait like 12 hours. Like, she just passed. No reason. Not like, oh, thanks so much. It was just like a hard pass. And so at first, like, I mean, you know, a victim. I make everything about myself and you and like, oh, she's rude. She hate. So it's like, we need chip. Chip. Of course, the chip reared its ugly head. But the more I thought about it and obviously, like, I've seen a lot of footage of her recently because she's making all these cameos. I don't know if she's in a place to be doing interviews. And I feel like her passing is more about her than it is about us. I'm choosing to believe that.

[Jackie Oshry]

I just don't think that's true.

[Claudia Oshry]

Okay, well, she's having this woman and she hasn't done anything.

[Jackie Oshry]

I just think, like, she doesn't realize, like, the potential of what an interview with us would be like.

[Claudia Oshry]

No, of course. But if she was out here doing other shows or it was announced that she was going to be on like, Jimmy Fallon this week, like I would say, oh, it's personal.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah.

[Claudia Oshry]

But she's not acknowledged.

[Jackie Oshry]

She's not looking at the big picture. And that's. That's meanie like behavior.

[Claudia Oshry]

I agree. I agree. But I'm saying, when it comes to me being personally offended, I am letting it go.

[Jackie Oshry]

Not knowing what's best for you, Nikki.

[Claudia Oshry]

Yeah, I'm just. I'm letting it go from a personal stance.

[Jackie Oshry]

I'm not offended. I just think she's being silly and foolish.

[Claudia Oshry]

I was offended.

[Jackie Oshry]

I wasn't. I don't take things personally that's big of you. I just think she's a fool.

[Claudia Oshry]

I just think she's a weenie, like, fool.

[Jackie Oshry]

Well, but I love her and I'll support her forever.

[Claudia Oshry]

I like when we align on queenie or weenie.

[Jackie Oshry]

Yeah. So it's obviously clear, right?

[Claudia Oshry]

Who what was going down this week and this is our last show together. Yeah, but we have actually.

[Jackie Oshry]

But for you guys, we have a vlog and a guest episode on Monday.

[Claudia Oshry]

Both are going to be released on Monday, so you'll have plenty to watch. The vlog goes on our patreon patreon.com the toast.

[Jackie Oshry]

It's a great vlog. A lot of beaches bts about like toastiness.

[Claudia Oshry]

The Andrew Schultz episode will be up for everyone. That'll be our Monday episode. And then we're back to our regular remote framey setup on Tuesday. I've missed the frames.

[Jackie Oshry]

Me too. But this has been a nice change up. You know, you got to switch things up. You don't want to burn out. You got to keep things exciting. We are creatives. You can't be like stifled and they're.

[Claudia Oshry]

Always trying to stifle.

[Jackie Oshry]

So we need to get the creative juices flowing and I feel like that's what we've done here.

[Claudia Oshry]

I love that. Well, thank you guys so much for listening to the Toast, the millennial morning show where we deliver the best experience you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube. So if you're watching us on YouTube, please feel free to subscribe and give this video a thumbs up. We're also available as podcast and more podcasts we found so that Spotify, Stitcher Public Radio I already castbox all the places we visit a podcast Find us Toast. Leave a fast review about a beautiful, stunning and wickedly talented we are.

[Jackie Oshry]

Love ya.

[Claudia Oshry]

Bye.