B (1:42)

Literally. People don't understand the plight of having to podcast with your spouse and then also, like, be married to them afterwards. It is not for the faint of heart.

A (1:49)

It's this crazy business, and I guess people who do it all the time, like, I think of the Bostics when I think of people who podcast together and, like, are happy.

B (1:58)

Yeah, but they don't talk to each other on the podcast. They talk to their guests, and that's the key to a successful working marriage.

A (2:04)

Yeah, but I guess that's also how people feel about us. Like, how do you podcast with your sister? How do you not?

B (2:09)

I guess. I guess, speaking of the boss Sticks not to, like, blow up their spot. I'm sure this is, like, a secret that I'm revealing. Sorry. I saw Michael in the office yesterday, and I was like, oh, you guys are in town. Who are you recording with? Somebody we were just talking about. Sorry. But this is Me promoting.

A (2:24)

Okay, this is episode where Claudia's just airing out everyone that else's business.

B (2:27)

Jeffree star. Oh, wow. Yeah. And I was like, I literally was giving Michael a list of things to talk about. I'm like, please talk about the conspiracy palette. He was like, literally jotting it down.

A (2:37)

Oh, my God. When does it come out? I don't know. Did you tell Michael that you were going to tell everyone?

B (2:42)

No, I'm sure I'll get, like, a text. No, I think, by the way, it's good. I'm like, promoting their show.

A (2:47)

Everyone listen to his and her, I guess. But, you know, like, we never talk about who's coming on the show before the episode comes out because just so many things can happen. They could also, like, record and decide, like, it wasn't good Try is my goal. Yeah, ask.

B (2:58)

Okay.

A (2:58)

Anything you want to share about true self while you're airing out everyone else's business?

B (3:02)

No, not your business. Is it okay that I revealed on the toast that you guys are having Jeffree star on the podcast question mark?

A (3:11)

That's really good. I sat for that.

B (3:15)

Stay tuned. Yeah, I know.

A (3:16)

In LA they recorded. Mm. I love that.

B (3:20)

They told me all their guests. I won't blow up all them. But that one was the one I found most interesting.

A (3:23)

Yeah, that's really good. Thanks. How's Los Angeles treating you? What's the latest? What's the temperature today? In a. An emotional sense, not in a literal sense.

B (3:34)

Oh, in an emotional sense. I was gonna say it was freezing this morning.

A (3:37)

I don't care.

B (3:38)

Oh, in an emotional sense.

A (3:41)

You know.

B (3:44)

How do I want to say this? Ben is enjoying it so much, which is making me hate it. Do you know what I mean? Like, he's living his best life and he's, like, had the audacity to go on, like, a health journey while we're out here. He's been going to the gym, going for walks. And so, like, I can't tell if I'm disliking it because Ben's liking it so much. And that's just like, me, like I said, being a hater or if it's just bad out here, you know?

A (4:06)

Yeah, I do know. And I also. I was FaceTiming with you guys last night. Like, I don't understand what he's doing out there, aside from, like, good guys, which is a reason to, like, go home right now in and of itself.

B (4:18)

Yeah.

A (4:18)

What he's doing out there that he can't do at home, like you say, going to the gym and going for walks. Like.

B (4:23)

Yeah, no, it's. But he can obviously, in a technical sense, do all that stuff in New York.

A (4:27)

Unless he's, like, going on Runyon Canyon.

B (4:30)

No, not even that. It's just, like, I think, like, the toxicity of, like, the. The aura out here is, like, very wellness focused. And it's just, like, with the weather, everybody. Ben keeps saying, like, the weather, the we. I'm like, it's literally the same degrees in New York, but it's just a vibe, you know? Like, going for a walk in LA is obviously different than going for a walk in New York. I understand why Ben is more likely to complete his wellness tasks out here. Like, it's just in the air.

A (4:48)

Yeah. When in Rome.

B (4:51)

I'm just not in Rome right now, so I need him to stop.

A (4:53)

I understand. I understand. Well, I'm happy for Lish that he gets to live out his dreams.

B (5:00)

Yeah. The clock is ticking, though, you know?

A (5:03)

Yeah. I feel that I'm ready for you to. To come. To come home. Like, get out.

B (5:10)

Oh, and to be clear, I thought, like, maybe we're not huge on the West Coast. People are not loving the Pacific. Time drops. I'm sorry, guys. I'm waking up at the crack of dawn.

A (5:17)

I know.

B (5:18)

And we're moving as quickly as we can.

A (5:19)

I know. But it's just not ideal for, like, I don't know how people on the west coast have a career when they're dropping so late.

B (5:26)

A lot of people, like, wake up and do New York Times, so they work at, like, 6, and they end work at 3, which is cool. I'm not doing that. I'm working on it. Like, sorry. I guess we're not huge on the West Coast.

A (5:37)

No, we're huge everywhere. We're just bigger on the east coast is all. It feels like.

B (5:46)

You look gorgeous today.

A (5:47)

I do. Don't look at me. You know, don't look at me.

B (5:51)

I don't know a thing.

A (5:52)

I'm just in that face. Like, seriously, don't look at me. Don't say, oh, like, and start thinking, when did you last wear that? Like, everyone just keep your mouths shut.

B (6:01)

Thousand percent.

A (6:02)

You know, I'm just trying to get, like, if I can get my pants on, that's an accomplishment.

B (6:07)

We're good to go.

A (6:08)

No, no, that's the accomplishment. Like, I don't care what it looks like. I'm not like, oh, I don't like these pants. I'm like, well, they're on. And that.

B (6:14)

I'm not just saying this, like, to make you feel Good. Like, you do look great.

A (6:17)

Well, I think. I mean, I did have to, you know, do my hair fresh today. Little.

B (6:21)

Oh, I gotta. I gotta blow out. I gotta blow out in Beverly Hills. Guess how much.

A (6:25)

Well, I. I saw your close friend story, so. It was 90.

B (6:27)

Oh. Oh, I posted on my close friend story. Yeah. 90.

A (6:29)

Why couldn't you share that with everyone?

B (6:32)

I don't know.

A (6:33)

When I watched that, I was like, that feels like the sort of thing that you would share with everyone.

B (6:36)

Because then I said something like, not nice about the blowout itself. And I just like, I don't know, maybe like, what if the hairstylist saw it? Like, I felt bad, but thanks for putting me on the spot.

A (6:43)

100% agreed. And that's a really good reason. I understand.

B (6:48)

Yeah.

A (6:48)

So actually, I thought that blowed out looked amazing though.

B (6:53)

Oh, yeah, no, I. Sometimes you just need your hair washed and dried for you, you know. And it was 75 plus tip, so it ends up at 90. And then I also get $10 for the hair washing, so. A hundred dollars?

A (7:05)

Los Angeles, baby.

B (7:07)

So it's the cost of doing business.

A (7:09)

Yeah, but the hair did look really. It looked like a hundred dollar blowout.

B (7:13)

Thanks. Do you think I could have expensed it since I'm an on camera star? Would you have approved that expense?

A (7:17)

I mean, you don't have to ask me like, you have to ask the tax man because, you know, I'm like, so true. Treat yourself dirty. You work hard.

B (7:24)

Yeah, Jackie's. Jackie's all about expensing. You know what?

A (7:26)

Actually, I'm actually not about expensing. I need to expense more. Like our business managers always, like, you could expense that. I'm like, oh, damn, I'll get them next time.

B (7:34)

I actually owe you an apology.

A (7:35)

Why? Even though.

B (7:37)

Because I do feel like you were like this before you had kids, but I definitely let go of a lot of like, my cheapness and frugality, if you will, since becoming a mom, because it's like whatever's best for my baby is best for me. So I find myself splurging a little bit more. Having said that, you had that mentality before you came a mom. It definitely got worse or better, if you will, once you became a mom. But I understand you a little bit more now.

A (8:01)

Okay. I don't even know how it's really shifted, but I'll take the. I'll take the apology. I'm not gonna look at apology. Horse in the mouth.

B (8:16)

Okay, Mouth.

A (8:17)

Okay, Horse.

B (8:19)

Watch him off. Watch mouth.

A (8:24)

Horse.

B (8:25)

We have Queenie and weenie today. And what's so beautiful is this kind of like. Like, the Parent Trap. I came to the show, shockingly, solely with a queenie. Jackie came to the show solely with a weenie. And while we were getting ready, I was like, wait, I need to figure out who my weenie is. But you know what? Half of my heart. Half of my heart is a shotgun wed into a bride with a paper ring.

A (8:48)

We're never gonna get it. Because even, like, we can't even get it when ourselves.

B (8:52)

Let's try to high five each other.

A (8:55)

We're, like, really zoomed in. I don't know. We'll see how that went.

B (8:59)

We'll see.

A (9:00)

But, yeah, I usually I would spend, like, the show trying to figure out my queenie, but I like this better. Like, it's a fusion. It's a Q lab. Queenie and meanie.

B (9:07)

Oh, and to be clear, don't get it twisted. I did have a weenie. I actually had it the first thing I woke up this morning. But I have decided it's too mean.

A (9:14)

Okay.

B (9:15)

Unfortunately, one of these days, I'm just gonna be myself. Like, I'm just gonna be myself.

A (9:21)

Well, it just depends on the day, you know? Like you said, like, yeah, like, today you're not gonna be yourself.

B (9:26)

No, I'm not gonna be myself.

A (9:27)

Some days you are yourself. Yeah, some days I watched. I caught up on Love is Blind last night. Like, I'm all the way caught up on the new two episodes.

B (9:37)

I'm not. Thanks to a little thing called Netflix. Household. Like, seriously off. Yeah, we have, like, the biggest family plan on Netflix. I have an Amazon fire stick that I. It's always in my suitcase. So whenever I go to, like, a hotel or we rent a house, I have all of my things already logged in. I plug it into the back of the tv. It's kind of a travel hack. Okay. I had to update. When I got here, I plugged in my fire stick. I updated Netflix household. I did the. The code. I've been watching Netflix yesterday. They say, you're out. You're out.

A (10:05)

I got kicked out yesterday too. And I had. I think I re.

B (10:09)

I. I re what? I logged in. I, like, reset everyone's thing so we're on the same account. I apologize. Like, that was me. They kicked me out, and I'm just like, I'm not doing it again. Like, seriously, you. You don't want me to recap? You don't want me to recap Love is blind on my big podcast? I won't.

A (10:21)

Yeah, True that. You're suffering. Seriously.

B (10:24)

So annoying. Netflix household. Whoever invented that? Like, jail.

A (10:27)

No. And I'm watching from, like, my mothership TV. Like, sure, there are some TVs, you could say, you know, maybe on my iPad. Is that still you or did someone. This is the mothership. Like, you don't have to question my bedroom television. That is my household.

B (10:42)

Don't question the mothership.

A (10:43)

And we already got logged out of the living room, and Zach, like, can't log in. He's, like, waiting for me to do it, and I'm like, yeah, doing it.

B (10:51)

I'm one more log out away from boycotting Netflix. I'm just letting everyone know.

A (10:55)

Well, no, I feel like log out away from, like, making my own single, like, singleton account.

B (11:00)

Great. So you're giving. That's what they want.

A (11:01)

I know.

B (11:02)

You're giving them exactly what they want. More money.

A (11:05)

I know. Ah, well, that. Yeah.

B (11:11)

So annoying.

A (11:12)

Well, I'm all caught up. So next week is weddings and, like, some.

B (11:17)

Hopefully I'll be logged back in by then.

A (11:19)

Some stuff did happen that, like, I saw a spoiler. What?

B (11:24)

There was another breakup?

A (11:25)

Yeah.

B (11:26)

I saw good ribbons and.

A (11:27)

That's good. It was good.

B (11:28)

That's good.

A (11:29)

Yeah. It's time. Also, when they showed previews for the weddings, the wedding, I did not see Sparkle and Jordan, and, like, they had a kind of weird episode. Like, there's something weird going on, and it's not, like, so terrible, but basically, like, he doesn't speak, and he. I guess he works really hard and, like, talks all day at his job, and when he gets home, he doesn't want to talk about work and he.

B (11:56)

Doesn'T want to drain.

A (11:58)

He's, like, battery drained. And, like, she's like, we fell in love, like, via conversation in the pods. And now, like, you give me one word answers and, like, you don't speak. You won't even tell me about this job that's, like, draining you because you don't want to be further drained by your job.

B (12:09)

What does he do?

A (12:10)

He. I don't even know. I don't know what his thing is, but he didn't even.

B (12:14)

That's good.

A (12:14)

He didn't even tell us about the, like, he doesn't want it. He doesn't, like, speak. He doesn't engage. And it got, like, really weird. He's, like, moody.

B (12:23)

Oh, no.

A (12:25)

Yeah. And he's like, you know, he has so much going on, and I can understand, like, what he's saying. Like, between working all day.

B (12:31)

I understand both of their perspectives. Like, I Get home. I'm tired. I'm drained. I just want.

A (12:34)

And I don't want to talk about the thing that drained me. Plus, you know, he has his son. Like, he's just, like, is a very tired individual. Whereas Sparkle, like, drained, just has more of, like, an easygoing fun. Like, she's like, I want to play tennis in the morning, and then, like, I like to golf, and I want to go to restaurants with you. And, like, just the lifestyles are just, like, not seeing each other.

B (12:54)

Yikes.

A (12:55)

Yeah.

B (12:57)

Oh, no.

A (12:58)

But it's, like, not for, like, the other couples are breaking up because they don't like each other. Like, and.

B (13:02)

Right. It's not going to work.

A (13:03)

These are just, like, really lifestyle differences. They could work through it. I don't know. I didn't see them in the trailer, which is weird, because I thought they were the only couple getting married.

B (13:15)

Me too. We might have a no couple. Like, a no marriage season historic.

A (13:23)

Yeah. I mean, it's. It's about time. You know, it's been a while.

B (13:30)

It's shocking that it's ever happened.

A (13:31)

Yeah. And it's like, every season, it just gets, like, less and less legit.

B (13:35)

Yep. And, like, this is where we've ended up.

A (13:37)

Yeah. But, like, Sparkle and Jordan, like, we make.

B (13:41)

We have a lot. We were counting. We were rooting for you. We were all rooting for you.

A (13:44)

But I also feel like for the two of them, they might be one of those couples where it makes sense for them not to get married today but to stay together because, like, she needs to get.

B (13:51)

As a kid, it's, like, a little bit more serious.

A (13:53)

Yeah. She needs to get used to, like, being a stepmom and being a part of his life. And, like, how does. You can't just, like, marry a woman in two weeks.

B (13:59)

Yeah.

A (13:59)

And there really is, like, no gun to your head that says that you can't date.

B (14:03)

Yeah.

A (14:03)

So maybe they make that decision before the wedding day.

B (14:07)

Yeah.

A (14:08)

Oh, yeah. I would like that.

B (14:09)

Okay, well, I'll be logged back in for the weddings.

A (14:13)

Sounds good. And then I finished. Nobody wants this.

B (14:16)

Oh, congratulations.

A (14:18)

Super cute. I really enjoy super cute. And then season two is premiering next week, and they just had the premiere.

B (14:24)

I saw Leighton Meester showed up and showed out. She looks great. It's just a great show. But it's also, like, a great. It's like, a great ecosystem around it. Like, who gets excited about, like, a show's premiere? Who cares? But, like, it's fun and exciting to watch because, like, everybody shows up with Their partners. And it's just like, you know, Seth Cohen. It's everything.

A (14:41)

Yeah. Also, Kim premiered her show too. All's fair. She was on the. For that.

B (14:46)

Yes.

A (14:47)

Not as exciting as nobody wants this season two, but.

B (14:50)

No, of course not.

A (14:51)

But something. Do you want to get into the fast five stories, my deary?

B (14:58)

Oh, wait, Michael not live yet. I can cut out.

A (15:06)

Lol. Not going to let you in the offices again. We have a leak. There's a leak at Dear Media.

B (15:16)

No, not me being such a rat. And then he said, also, by the way, Michael's a businessman. Said, P.S. it's an insane episode.

A (15:23)

I can't wait.

B (15:25)

I believe it. Like, dramageddon. I'm sorry, I'm leaving this in.

A (15:28)

Yeah. Oh, my gosh. I'm ready for more Jeffrey. Like, bring me back to that time.

B (15:32)

I know. Like, we're bringing back toxic, problematic YouTubers. Like Trisha Paytas is literally on her way to winning a Tony. Like, nobody cares that she liked a blackface once. So, like, bring them all back, you know? Yeah.

A (15:42)

But I feel like Jeffrey's just, like, not putting out the content.

B (15:44)

Like, no, he's all over Tick Tock. He's, like, doing makeup.

A (15:47)

I know, but that doesn't do it. I need.

B (15:49)

I need, like, I know it's a little niche.

A (15:51)

I need a little bit more curation. I need curation. I need edits, cuts. Not just like. Yeah. Stream of. Like, he needs a podcast. Honestly, a Dear Me.

B (16:00)

Are you. Are you looking for makeup content or just, like, Jeffrey content? Because, like, I was into his makeup stuff for sure, and I was influenced. Like, if he approved something, I would buy it. But I loved, like, his house tours.

A (16:12)

Remember Nate, I'm open to all.

B (16:16)

Yeah.

A (16:16)

As like a. Like a 360 creator.

B (16:19)

Yeah.

A (16:19)

You know, 360. 360. Are you ready for the fastest stories that you do need to know if.

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A (16:40)

I did.

B (16:40)

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Hello New York.

A (22:45)

No, it's from your husband. He once did an ad for HelloFresh and he said, oh, that's fine.

B (22:51)

I'll let him know that you quoted him. And just so you know, he'll be, he'll be honored to know like what, what sort of impact he's had on you.

A (23:00)

He has had. And to let him know I watch his ads all the way through because I think it was at the end when he took a break. Oh, he said, well then, then he.

B (23:06)

Also knows you're an exclusive, like, extremely supportive consumer and listener of his content.

A (23:10)

I'm engaged.

B (23:12)

And people say you're a hater.

A (23:14)

Never. Never. Our first story, some really sweet news. Sophia Richie Grange is pregnant. She's expecting baby number two with her husband Elliot. She posted the most low key pregnancy announcement yesterday. Confusing.

B (23:26)

It was so low key.

A (23:27)

To the point that it was confusing. Yeah. So she took a little picture of her bump in the mirror on her way out the door and said, on my way to launch these babies. And it was a baby emoji plus SRG artelier, which we discussed yesterday. So she went to the launch party and she also launched her pregnancy announcement.

B (23:42)

Now, I know, like after you have your first baby, like everything the second time is like not as big of a deal, right? Like, but this is like really little. I was so confused.

A (23:52)

Yeah. I was also good for her brand.

B (23:54)

Like, everyone's talking about her pregnancy announcement in conjunction with the brand. Like it was a good marketing move. It was just like so low key.

A (24:00)

No, it was so low key. It's like, like I'm pretty sure this is a pregnancy announcement because what else.

B (24:03)

Could it be, right?

A (24:05)

But is it. And then I think some people thought she was having twins, right?

B (24:09)

Because she said babies and she's also like a little girl. So like she didn't look like crazy pregnant. I don't know. It was confusing. It was, you know, endlessly inspiring. She's been very open about the fact that she gained 70 pounds during her first pregnancy and the fact that like she lost it and got pregnant again. Like, I can do it too. I can do it too.

A (24:25)

Yeah. No major shout out to her, like going back to back.

B (24:31)

It's like I said, endlessly inspiring.

A (24:34)

While also, like being a working woman starting her fashion label. Like, it's what it takes, you know, like it's so you got to do, like, if you want to have kids, but, like, it's just insane. It's hard.

B (24:46)

And I want to say, like, obviously I don't want to give notes on her pregnancy announcement. Like, it was confusing.

A (24:53)

Yeah. I wonder if she thought that, like, if she was, like, leaning into the confusion or she's like, oh, man, I think I like that up.

B (25:01)

I think she thought she was being, like, so clear. Kind of like when Rihanna, like, opened her jacket and had, like, a little baby bump at the super bowl and she was shocked that people were, like, confused. Yeah. I think they both, like, thought it was, like, so clear and obvious, but us were just like, what?

A (25:16)

Yeah. Yeah, Funny.

B (25:19)

I think anytime you're gonna, like, join a pregnancy announcement with something else, whether it's a Super bowl halftime show or the launch of a clothing line, like, it can get a little murky.

A (25:26)

No. And, like, a pregnancy announcement, that's just like, you know, a selfie, like, in the mirror. That's not, like, you know, a whole thing. Yeah.

B (25:34)

A mirror pick makes it, like, so crazy. Cash. So cash.

A (25:39)

Yeah. Hysterical, though. And that does not take away from the. The monumentousness of the occasion.

B (25:47)

No, of course not. Congratulations.

A (25:50)

And they welcomed their daughter Eloise in May 2024. So it's been like, a year and a half. She's Eloise.

B (25:57)

Well, she probably got pre. She's probably, like, at least three months pregnant.

A (26:00)

Yeah, but that's, like, so.

B (26:02)

Yeah, like, a little more than a year.

A (26:04)

Yeah.

B (26:04)

She got pregnant.

A (26:06)

That's what it takes.

B (26:07)

Well done.

A (26:08)

Yeah, go, girl. Do your thing.

B (26:12)

Imma do my thing.

A (26:14)

Are you ready for our next story? Euphoria season 3 full cast has been revealed with some new guest stars. Have you seen this?

B (26:23)

Well, I saw that Trisha Paytas was going to be on it.

A (26:25)

Yeah. Really? That's like, the biggest name. Well, it depends. This is going to be an insult to the next person, not the biggest.

B (26:30)

Name, which is, like. It was, like, the biggest shock.

A (26:33)

It's gonna be an insult to this next person, who's also very big name. Natasha Leone.

B (26:38)

Cracking up. Honestly, I feel like Trisha Paytas is a bigger name just in the circle. In the circle that I live in. Having said that, Natasha Leone did go to the same high school as well.

A (26:47)

Right. So she's actually very much in the circle that you live in. And Trisha Paytas is still bigger in the Moss community.

B (26:53)

Right, right. Actually, she is married to a Jew, and, like, her kids are Jewish, and I think she, like, kind of converted, so it's Kind of the same circle, if you will.

A (27:00)

Yeah. Just one big circle. And then also 18 new cast members who I don't know.

B (27:06)

Oh. Because they're jumping forward in the series, I think. Well, it's been. I don't think they meant to wait five years between seasons, but there was always going to be, like, a big time jump, kind of. How. Like, remember in the Housewives? Desperate Housewives did that. That was so crazy.

A (27:17)

Oh, the other name. Eli Roth.

B (27:21)

Oh, my God. Bear Jew.

A (27:22)

Yeah.

B (27:23)

One thing about Eli Roth, he's so cute. Like, I love him. Does he have a girlfriend? I feel like we just had this conversation.

A (27:28)

You do. I don't feel like we did.

B (27:30)

Yes. And we were like, does he have a girlfriend? And he actually, like, has a pregnant girlfriend. Oh, right. Does anybody remember what I'm talking about? Or did I actually make this up?

A (27:38)

I'm on my way.

B (27:40)

He doesn't really have an Instagram. Yeah, Jackie. Because he was in that Tim Dylan, Addison Ray movie, right?

A (27:45)

Yeah. Thanks. That's what we're talking about three years ago.

B (27:48)

That's when we were talking about him. He's more of a director than an actor now.

A (27:53)

Yeah, well, he's not the director. He is going to be a cast.

B (27:57)

Member, by the way. Michael said it's fine.

A (28:00)

Michael said it's fine. Jeffree star should be on Euphoria.

B (28:04)

He actually should. One thing about me, like, I watched Euphoria. I kept up with it. It was, like, fun to be a part of something. I've never needed another season of a show less. Like, the way I do not care. It's, like, so much. And let me tell you, they left on an amazing cliffhanger. Like, Rue made the. The worst decision ever. Like, she just ruined her life. It left on an amazing cliffhanger. I don't care. Like, I literally don't care.

A (28:26)

But you're gonna watch.

B (28:28)

Yeah, but I don't care.

A (28:29)

Yeah, but, like, you've put in all the work and everyone's gonna be talking about it, and I know you have.

B (28:34)

I am gonna watch. I could see myself, like, giving up on it halfway through.

A (28:37)

Yeah.

B (28:38)

But, yes, of course, if this wasn't my job, I might not watch.

A (28:42)

But you do it for your crap.

B (28:44)

But I'm like, I have a commitment to, you know, to torture myself. So I think I'll be watching. I just, like, I can't. I know that, like, Zendaya and Sydney Sweeney, like, feel, like, annoyed that they have to go back to the show. Do you know what I mean? It launched Their careers extremely successfully. I think it was, like, a crazy, weird environment to be on. Not that it launched Zenday. I'm sorry. But it definitely, like, you know, catapult. She got Emmy nominations, like, a catapulted her, and now they have to go back to it. It's just, like, it's taking a step backwards, you know?

A (29:10)

Who's excited? Jacob Elordi.

B (29:15)

Yeah. Yeah. Because it launched him, too.

A (29:19)

And he's been out here trying to.

B (29:21)

But it just kind of, like, boomeranged.

A (29:23)

Yeah. So, like, I think, like, he's excited to, you know, get back on solid.

B (29:26)

Ground and to be back. Like, it's like Nate, like, the Hawkeye everybody wants. Even though a great plotist would be because, like, he's so, like, toxic male who peaked in high school, and now it's, what, I don't know how many years ahead they're skipping. Like, I would love to see him, you know, like, not doing so well, but he's so. I don't know how. Yeah, I don't know. I hope Eric Dane is in it.

A (29:46)

He is.

B (29:47)

He plays. Yeah, he was recently diagnosed with als. Remember, we spoke about that? He plays Jacob Elordi's dad.

A (29:53)

Yeah, he's back.

B (29:54)

Okay, good. Who else? Read me the names. Let me see if I have one.

A (29:57)

Zendaya, Hunter Schaefer, Eric Dane, Jacob Elordi, Sydney Sweeney, Alexa Demi.

B (30:01)

Oh, I heard Hunter Schaefer's dating Joe Alwyn.

A (30:04)

I heard that, too, from you.

B (30:06)

Yeah. And I read in, like, an Instagram comment, so, like, seriously, don't listen to anything I say.

A (30:09)

Mod Apatow.

B (30:11)

Yes. All these people were already in it.

A (30:12)

Martha Kelly. Yeah, yeah. These are all the people coming back. Martha Kelly, Chloe Cherry, Colman Domingo. Oh, Coleman Domingo coming back.

B (30:20)

Was he an end?

A (30:21)

That's the way that this was framed. You would know.

B (30:24)

Yeah. Wait, let me think. I feel like Colman Domingo, Hans Zimmer.

A (30:30)

Will score episodes of season three as well.

B (30:33)

Well, that's beautiful.

A (30:35)

Yeah.

B (30:43)

Oh, yeah. He plays Rue's dad.

A (30:46)

Very exciting.

B (30:48)

Yeah, I'm just, like. I'm getting, like, fatigued by this.

A (30:51)

I know. I just know people are excited about it, so I just want to let you know.

B (30:56)

Yeah, no, and it's good to, like, that you kept us updated, but, like, just as a note to production, like, I'm getting fatigued. So, like, either get it out or don't.

A (31:04)

Are you ready for our next story, which is some more TV news? I didn't even know about any of this. This is all news to me. But let Me know if you did. Yellowstone's Beth and Rip spinoff called the Dutton Ranch adds four new series regulars.

B (31:17)

So I heard about this in, like, an AI generated sort of way. I didn't know, like, the show had actually been greenlit. Like, I didn't know it had an IMDb page.

A (31:24)

It has a name, it has an IMDb page. It has casting, and it has like a plot line, a log line.

B (31:31)

Oh, well, they. What happened at the end of Yellowstone? Like, they decided to move to Texas. Right. They loved it so much, and it was like, more cattle farmer friendly.

A (31:37)

I didn't finish Yellowstone.

B (31:40)

What?

A (31:40)

Yeah, like, I. I was like, not loving the last season. I wasn't like, desperate to pick it back up. And I'm like, if I finish it, I'll be sad that it's over.

B (31:49)

And if I never tell you what happens.

A (31:52)

Yeah. Just for this. Because this show is like, afterwards. But the. The log line is that Beth and Rip, they're playing themselves, are grateful for the peace they sought, fought, and nearly died for with their 7,000 acre Dutton ranch. With tough times and stiff competition, Beth and Rip do what they must to survive, all while ensuring Carter becomes the man he's supposed to be. Is that the.

B (32:14)

The kid they brought in who was like a young Rip?

A (32:16)

Yeah.

B (32:17)

Okay. So at the very end of the show, so they have this big ranch. They don't know what to do with it because if they sell it, they can't afford the inheritance tax. And, you know, the corporations, everybody, the government, everybody's coming after it. And it's actually. Casey has the idea of being like, well, what you sell it for is what you get taxed on. So it's like, worth $100 million. But what if we sell it for a dollar? The tax is 10 cents. So they sell it for like $1 million back to the Native American community. But they section off, like, a big part, the east camp for Casey and his wife and his kid to like, have like, a small, small ranch. So, like, they both technically still live there. They afford. They're able to, like, afford to sell it. Then, like, you know, it's. They're kind of just like going back between. The natives had it and then the Duttons had it, and then the natives had it again.

A (33:01)

And it was kind of like.

B (33:02)

It was actually a really nice way of buttoning it up. I liked it. And then Beth and Rip were like, this laugh ain't for us. And they had went down to Texas because all the cattle had Bruceller Rosis. Remember Brucellosis and they kind of loved it because it was like much more like the, I don't know, like the government or like just the vibes were much rancher friendly. And so they were like, well, what if we just like did our own thing and you know, she had a little bit of money from just being a businesswoman special. And they bought a ranch, he'll run it. They take Carter with them. And it was like it really. They wrapped it up. Last season was not good, but they wrapped up the whole storyline and everybody's journeys really nicely. So it does lend itself to a show. But I'm just like so tired. It's the euphoria effect. I am so tired of hearing about Yellowstone spin offs that aren't happening. Whatever happened to Four Sixes?

A (33:50)

Agreed. But like Beth and Rip were the best part of Yellowstone.

B (33:53)

Of course. No, I'm so here.

A (33:54)

So they're characters to live on and they're being played by the same people. I thought maybe it was going to be like an origin, you know, a prequel.

B (34:00)

Oh, my God.

A (34:01)

So that we get more Beth and Rip, like by the same writers in a new situation. Like, I am excited.

B (34:08)

Same. This is how the show, like they didn't actually need to end Yellowstone. They could have turned it into the Beth and Rip show if they wanted to. It being now like a whole other series is fine. I just feel like it's never going to come out the same way. All these other prequels and schmeagles never come out. Where's Matthew McConaughey? Where is four sixes? Yeah, we're always, we are the sole reporters on like Yellowstone updates and news and none of it ever comes true.

A (34:35)

Game of Thrones? Yeah, except Game of Thrones just dropped a trailer for a new show.

B (34:38)

The prequel.

A (34:39)

No, I mean, they're all prequels. Which one is this? It feels like a fairy tale. Like, I, I, I couldn't even tell you what I watched. It didn't really look good.

B (34:50)

You know what? These people are all talk, no action. What's that from? And then like the, she's like, yeah. All talk, no action from.

A (35:02)

Yeah. It was called A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. It tells the story of Sir Duncan the Tall and his young squire.

B (35:09)

Okay, squire.

A (35:10)

Now it's just like Game of Thrones. I mean, we were all just like watching this medieval porn, like for a greater good. Because it's just like an excellent story. But like, I, I'm good on the squire.

B (35:21)

Okay. YouTube can't tell me. What I mean, Google can't tell me what that's from. I'll talk.

A (35:25)

Someone will tell you.

B (35:27)

Yeah. Sound off in the comments.

A (35:28)

But anyways, the Yellowstone is casting. Like, it's moving forward. There's people attached.

B (35:34)

I mean, Beth and Rip are like a timeless love story, so I would love to see them back on my screens again. As you guys know, I'm so in my cable era, so share. Sign me up. But, like, I will believe it when I see it. That's how I feel about all these things. Even with this big euphoria. Casting news, you could tell me that they're on set. Once I see an episode, I'll believe it. But up until this point, I've just been burned.

A (35:55)

I agree. All right.

B (35:57)

As a Beth and Rip Stan, I'm certainly not upset.

A (35:59)

Yeah. Like, it's not the worst idea I've ever heard.

B (36:02)

No. And I've heard a lot of bad ideas.

A (36:04)

Are you ready for our fourth story?

B (36:06)

I am.

A (36:07)

Kylie Kelsey changes her Instagram bio to a tribute to Jason Kelsey's manhood and her favorite Taylor Swift song. So Kylie Kelsey paid tribute to her husband's penis with change of her Instagram bio, which subtly references Taylor Swift's spicy song wood. So their new Instagram bio says, big fan of Japanese maples, which Travis, when he was talking about the song he had said they called.

B (36:34)

She calls his penis like a big redwood tray.

A (36:36)

Taylor. In the song Taylor calls Travis redwood. And then Jason said, like, I'm more of a Japanese maple. And then she made her bio. Big fan of Japanese maples.

B (36:47)

Funny now. Funny now. If I wanted to look into this as somebody who, like, might suspect that Kylie Kelsey does not like Taylor Swift. What I would say, hypothetically, if I was that person, is that this is a very good way of, like, engaging with the Taylor lore, but, like, in a way that's, like, just focused on, like, her and Jason. Do you know what I mean?

A (37:13)

Yeah.

B (37:13)

Do you know what I mean?

A (37:14)

Yeah.

B (37:15)

But I'm not that person, so I don't feel that way.

A (37:21)

I. I just want to know, like, what was her Instagram bio before? And, like, how often does she change it? That just feels like. Like.

B (37:27)

Feels like all these podcasters are changing their Instagram bios.

A (37:29)

Oh, yeah. Would you change yours, too?

B (37:32)

Okay. I, like, changed it and totally forgot about it and not me changing it on the toast live and having a typo and, like, so many people DM me being like, I literally forgot a word.

A (37:39)

Oh, God.

B (37:40)

Her name was Turdy. Made her money being Purdy and wordy.

A (37:43)

Oh, you're literally Kylie Kelsey.

B (37:45)

Oh, no. By the way, did Kylie Kelsey copy me Deadass?

A (37:48)

No, she didn't.

B (37:49)

Okay, thanks. Now I like the bio, except visually.

A (37:55)

It'S a little long.

B (37:55)

Like, the line runs on too. It's like a run on sentence.

A (37:58)

And also, like, I'm already over it. And I know I.

B (38:03)

My bio.

A (38:04)

Her name is money. Yeah. No, no. Like, I know. I endorsed it at the time.

B (38:08)

Give me a better run. Like, I'm not married to it. Give me a better one. I don't know what the hell to make my Instagram bio. Why is it so hard and, like, embarrassing?

A (38:16)

It is embarrassing. Cogers, Wojers.

B (38:26)

Come on.

A (38:28)

You can't ask me because you're not gonna get a normal response.

B (38:31)

Okay, you guys, can somebody write me a good Instagram bio? Like, I really don't know.

A (38:35)

Yeah, it's tough times. That's why.

B (38:38)

Why is it so hard?

A (38:40)

I'm not crazy about mine, but I don't want to go down this road.

B (38:43)

I love yours. I love, love, love it. Never change.

A (38:46)

Yeah. Or you could be founder and CEO of Journey Lou Global.

B (38:52)

But that's, like, not funny.

A (38:54)

You know, I'm laughing, but you're always.

B (38:58)

Loving because you're a ray of light.

A (39:00)

That's so true. I don't know how anyone could have a problem with us.

B (39:05)

We are literally the funniest, most delightful, most charitable, generous girls. And I know us, like, offline.

A (39:12)

Yeah.

B (39:14)

The fact that we have so many haters genuinely blows my mind. Bio, the seat.

A (39:23)

Wait.

B (39:24)

My own inspiration.

A (39:27)

We are.

B (39:28)

I don't know how. I don't know how anyone has a problem with us.

A (39:32)

That's nice. That's good.

B (39:35)

That's not a bio.

A (39:36)

It's a quote. A self quote.

B (39:39)

Should I put it in quotations? Not a self reference.

A (39:43)

I think there's something there. Yeah.

B (39:45)

Let's workshop it. And please sound or like, something that.

A (39:47)

Was like, that says like or bio. Like, genuinely a delight.

B (39:53)

Okay. Also, do you feel like we're, like, blowing up on Spotify? I feel like so many of our, like, listeners who watch on YouTube have really moved over to Spotify. And when I say sound off in the comments, like, I always go to YouTube. I feel like I need to start going to Spotify.

A (40:06)

Interesting.

B (40:08)

I know. I feel like we've really. We've had an impact on our YouTube community.

A (40:11)

I didn't know that was happening. I know. Koji, try and hold my finger. I didn't know that's what was happening. That's what I wanted.

B (40:22)

Oh, they released, like, who is Dancing to what song on Dancing with the Stars. People are, like, really mad. But the big takeaway is that Robert Irwin is dancing to. Dancing to life.

A (40:29)

And the big takeaway is that nobody's dancing to something bad.

B (40:34)

Not true.

A (40:35)

Who's dancing to it?

B (40:36)

Yeah. Oh, wait. Oh, I thought you meant to something bad, like a bad song. No, no, no.

A (40:41)

Oh, no, plenty. But there's a song called, Like Something Bad, like, where that. He's talking to the animals.

B (40:46)

Y.

A (40:47)

No.

B (40:48)

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Sorry. That was. You see how that was confusing?

A (40:51)

I do, but so that was good, because that would have been really unfair. What do they have Jen Affleck dancing to, like, the score?

B (40:56)

Something bad.

A (40:57)

What is it?

B (40:58)

I don't. It's from the second movie, and it actually didn't even ring a bell.

A (41:02)

Wait, I'm not. Okay. Of course. Oh, they have Whitney dancing to Popular.

B (41:06)

Which is amazing, which is, like, actually unfair.

A (41:09)

Alex is.

B (41:10)

Alex. Earl is dancing.

A (41:11)

She got something good. Wizard and I.

B (41:14)

No, it was like. It's more fun. Oh, I couldn't remember. Just find it.

A (41:21)

I'm looking.

B (41:22)

What is he feeling? So sad and new.

A (41:24)

Okay, Jen. And yawn. As long as you're mine. Like, seriously, I'm gonna sue this show.

B (41:29)

For discrimination on behalf of the Affleck family.

A (41:32)

Like, against postpartum women.

B (41:34)

Thousand percent. Jordan, she deserves who's dancing to define gravity. That it's, like, not fair.

A (41:39)

Elaine and Allen. That's actually fine.

B (41:41)

You know what? I'll allow it.

A (41:43)

Also, Andy and Emma are dancing to One Short Day, which is going to be adorable.

B (41:47)

Yeah. In the Emerald City.

A (41:50)

Jordan, Ezra are Roomba ing to for good.

B (41:55)

Okay, it doesn't give Roomba. But I'm looking good. I have been changed for good.

A (42:03)

Alex and Val. What is this Feeling love. Cute. But it's time for Alex to break out. Don't you find? Like, I feel like she's, like, in the middle of the pack right now, and it's time for her to, like, like, move to the front. She needs a big moment.

B (42:15)

She's been doing really good since the beginning, but she needs, like, a viral big breakout. A thousand.

A (42:20)

She needs a big moment. Maybe this could be it. Dylan and Daniela. I'm not that girl. That's a bad song for a boy. For, like, in general. And also for them.

B (42:30)

For a boy. It's such. It's like, such a low.

A (42:33)

And they're Roomba. Okay, do I not know what a Roomba is? Because, like, Roomba, I thought a Roomba.

B (42:38)

Was a vacuum, so I don't know.

A (42:40)

Roomba feels like this.

B (42:43)

I think you're thinking of samba. That's a samba.

A (42:46)

But like, roomba is definitely not like the slow dance that you need for I'm not that girl.

B (42:52)

Yeah.

A (42:53)

Danielle and pasha are doing the argentine tango to no good deed.

B (42:58)

This is not a bad song.

A (42:59)

No, it's not a bad song. But this is just like a crazy. There's always like one too many elements in these themed nights. Like that tick tock night where we're doing tick tock dances to ballroom styles to a contemporary spiral song. And also make sure to include your most viral moment.

B (43:14)

And who are you dedicating this moment to?

A (43:16)

Elaine and Allen. Defying gravity. Scott and Riley. The wizard and I. That's really, like, not fair. No.

B (43:22)

So the thing is they're clearly. If they had given like the best song to the best dancer, it's not fair. So them giving like defying gravity and the wizard and I to scott and Elaine who are clearly like in the bottom. But, like, even though whitney having popular is like, like kind of crazy, there's so many greats.

A (43:41)

There are a lot of really good songs. I think dancing through life is like one of the best songs for the best. Robert and whitney. It's gonna be amazing. Whitney and mark, popular. Andy and Emma. One short day. Jen and yan. They should have given Andy.

B (43:54)

Yes, they should have. And jen and andy should have got. I'm sorry. Emma and Andy should have gotten defying gravity or popular. Yeah, they could have done more. That's actually not a great song for him. Just saying he's going home.

A (44:05)

I don't know. I could just. It's a really cute song. One short day in the emeralds.

B (44:10)

Yeah, but it's not obvious. And Andy needs obvious.

A (44:14)

Yeah, but we're not going to waste the good songs on him.

B (44:17)

We wasted a good surprise on you.

A (44:19)

Are you ready for our fifth and final story?

B (44:21)

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A (48:01)

I thought of an Instagram bio for you.

B (48:03)

Oh my God.

A (48:04)

What? Click's gonna click.

B (48:07)

That's good, that's good.

A (48:09)

And then people will know who you are. It's like a really good way. And they'll be like, oh, wait, what about. That's because it's gonna work.

B (48:14)

Click's gonna click. Tm no.

A (48:18)

No. Then it looks like you've only had like one successful thing.

B (48:22)

Yeah.

A (48:22)

And that you like trademark, so.

B (48:25)

I like it, I like it. I do. Although I don't know if it like sums up who I am. Do you know what I mean? And let's be real, I don't have many friends, so it's like somebody with a lot of friends would make that there.

A (48:37)

You know, you could also just like do something like honest and earnest, like host of the toast.

B (48:43)

Well, whatever. I have like right now I have like my bio and then it says host at the Toast.

A (48:47)

Yeah, that's good.

B (48:49)

I could be hosting a toasting.

A (48:51)

Yeah.

B (48:53)

Oh, we'll work through it. We'll workshop.

A (48:55)

Well, our fifth and final story is a little Instagram news, because Instagram rings have been awarded.

B (49:02)

Oh, my God. We previously reported that Instagram was starting their own award ceremony.

A (49:05)

So Instagram put out their winners of rings, including the judges panel. I'm just gonna share winners.

B (49:12)

Like, there's no nominees or anything. You just win one.

A (49:14)

Yeah. Like, the judges chose winners. There's 25 rings winners, which we'll get to. But I just want to explain a little bit more about the awards and.

B (49:20)

And who are the judges?

A (49:21)

The judges are Spike Lee, Mark Jacobs, Grace Wales Bonner. Cause Pat McGrath. Alona Mar, Eva Chen. Adam Moserry.

B (49:31)

Adam. And I'd love to see Alona Mar, like, in high places. But what the do these people, like, know about content creating? So Marc Jacobs.

A (49:40)

Well, because he's a creative. The rings are an award about celebrating those who aren't afraid to take creative chances and do it their way. Those who bring people together over their creativity and deserve recognition. So it's really about creativity. Marc Jacobs is a creator. That's fine with me. Sure.

B (49:55)

Okay.

A (49:58)

So the judges, like, nominate a bunch of people, and here are the winners. Now I'm gonna. I only recognize two names that I'll start with those two, and then I'll tell you all of them. Tell me if you know of them. One. Olivia Dino. Man, I need. Right, yeah.

B (50:12)

Olivia Dean.

A (50:14)

But it's at. Olivia Dino.

B (50:16)

Maybe that's her Instagram.

A (50:17)

Yeah, that's her Instagram.

B (50:18)

Okay.

A (50:19)

And then the other is Elise Myers.

B (50:23)

Okay, so like, Elise Myers makes content for a living. Olivia Dean, I live and breathe for. But she's a singer.

A (50:29)

But she's apparently a creative as well.

B (50:33)

But are they giving out awards for people's, you know, accomplishments on the app or outside of the app?

A (50:38)

On the app. Okay, here are the other people. Tell me if you know any of them. Them. Cole Bennett.

B (50:44)

Actually sounds familiar. Wait, hold on. Cole Bennett?

A (50:54)

I could also just send you this article if you want to look at it.

B (50:57)

Don't know. Cole.

A (50:58)

Next. Gabriella Moses.

B (51:03)

Don't know.

A (51:04)

Nina Gamma.

B (51:07)

Don't know.

A (51:07)

Nigel Sylvester. He's a BMX icon, so you probably don't know him.

B (51:11)

No.

A (51:12)

Aki and Koichi.

B (51:15)

No.

A (51:16)

2 lost kids.

B (51:18)

No.

A (51:20)

OMG. Adrian. No. I was about to say I'm Goodrian.

B (51:28)

You literally won. You literally won them.

A (51:31)

Just doing handles is really hard for me.

B (51:33)

It's hard. Agreed.

A (51:34)

Agreed. Agreement. Tai Sean Dolly Singh. No DJ Ag.

B (51:43)

No.

A (51:44)

Zarnagarg.

B (51:45)

Yes.

A (51:47)

Yay.

B (51:48)

I like her. She's funny and you know what, she makes good content and she does other things. Like she's a comic, a stand up comic. But how I discovered her and I think how she, like, really got her start was like, you know, Internet podcasting. So great. That's a good one.

A (52:00)

Okay. Galleria.

B (52:03)

No.

A (52:04)

Sebastian. Jern.

B (52:06)

No.

A (52:07)

Future adult.

B (52:08)

What about Sebastian Hastings?

A (52:10)

Sebastian Hastings was snub for this award.

B (52:13)

Disgusting.

A (52:14)

Futura. Dose meal.

B (52:16)

No Dose meal. I love when Jackie speaks Spanish and like her southern accent.

A (52:23)

Laufey.

B (52:25)

Laufey singer.

A (52:26)

The Icelandic Chinese composer, singer, producer and multi instrumentalist. Inviting a new generation to discover the emotional depths of jazz.

B (52:33)

Oh, no, that's not. What?

A (52:34)

Not loud.

B (52:36)

Yeah, no, I was thinking of Lauv, I guess.

A (52:38)

But honestly, that person sounds really talented.

B (52:40)

Sounds nice. Well, it seems very global. So I. I'm like, me not knowing them doesn't mean anything.

A (52:45)

Yeah, no. And I also, like, don't follow Instagram. Like, on Instagram, like, the most, like, creative people who are like, making magic with the phone. Like, I just follow, like, like swirly content. Cooking content. Like.

B (52:58)

Right. And if they had like a swirly category, maybe we would be better equipped too. But I'm just like, not really understanding, like, the vision and the. The point of the awards because again, like, Laufey, that's like a composer.

A (53:13)

Well, he's probably like, making like, amazing. I could see how that's like, fits into.

B (53:17)

This is annoying. It's annoying because, like, they're giving the awards to people who like, have their own awards. Do you know what I mean? Like, Olivia De win a Grammy. A composer could win a Grammy. And it's like, yes, Elise Myers, great. Like, she's not gonna win a Grammy. This is her award. So like, for them to give our awards to other people is like, annoying.

A (53:34)

Yeah. And then also the homesteading rd. So it's like a homesteading person who forages.

B (53:40)

That's cool.

A (53:40)

Yeah. But then it's like, why not ballerina, right?

B (53:44)

No, I'm just like, not understanding.

A (53:46)

She's the number one homesteader in this group.

B (53:48)

I'm a little zoomed out. Like, what is the point of these awards? And like, who is this for?

A (53:51)

I don't know what I really feel like.

B (53:53)

I. I mean, no, hate. Because I'm actually a big fan of Ol and I'm just using her as an example because she's the only person I know on here. Like, why would she win an Instagram?

A (54:01)

Maybe she's really used Instagram to launch herself.

B (54:04)

Well, if we're gonna be real Tick Tock. Oh, she. She was doing just fine. You know, I had heard about her before, Man, I need went viral, but now, like, Tick Tock has really given her, like, another level.

A (54:14)

That's a really great song. Completely agree.

B (54:17)

And I love. She reminds me a lot of, like, Sofia Richie in the sense that, like, she's going really viral, like, influencing people. She dresses amazing and, like, really not modest, but, like, just unique and different. Not like every. She's not just, like, a thought, you know?

A (54:32)

Yeah.

B (54:33)

And her music is, like.

A (54:34)

It's different. It's a little jazzy, and it's, like, a little retro.

B (54:36)

It's a little mature. I just like that she's, like, becoming popular and people are, like, copying either, like, her music style or people are really obsessed with her fashion sense. And it's just different and new and not, like, just everybody else.

A (54:47)

Every video I see of her, like.

B (54:49)

On real, she performs amazing.

A (54:51)

She's always so happy.

B (54:53)

Yes.

A (54:53)

She's like this very. She's such a positive light. I actually, like. I was actually so taken with her. And I'm not even on Tick Tock and Zach is always singing that song, and then so I learned it through him. And then I would see all these videos of her singing the song. I'm like, it's so cute. And I've been listening to her album. Like, I've been really influenced by her.

B (55:09)

I want credit. And somebody needs to go find the episode because like, maybe a year ago or more, I had heard she was dating Harry Styles. And so I just, like, looked her up, and then my algorithm, like, knew I was into her. So I started seeing her performance, and I came on this podcast and I said, jackie, you need to look into this girl, Olivia Dean. I think you specifically would like her vibe, because it's very, like. I don't know what the word is. It's like kind of like a buble. Like, but in not a terrible way. Like, I mean, good. It's like she plays like, her music is, like, all piano. Like, it's very like Frank Sinatra kind of.

A (55:34)

Yeah.

B (55:35)

And I said, jackie would like it. Of course, you didn't listen to me. Now here you are a year later listening to Olivia Dean.

A (55:40)

I like your vibe, Olivia.

B (55:42)

Yeah. So find the clip.

A (55:45)

Well, the thing about the Instagram rings is that I feel like a paid actress. We're the only people talking about them, and probably literally. But I did find it interesting.

B (55:54)

Yeah. And whatever the opposite of a toasty lines Is like, that's what I'm giving Instagram rings. I'm not understanding like what and who it's for.

A (56:00)

I agree. Great.

B (56:02)

Let's dive into our final segment of the week. Queenie and Weenie of the Week. Every Friday. Jackie and I, at the very tail end of the episode, just like to take a look back at the week at a glance, if you will, and give out two awards. Queenie of the Week. And we need of the week is a seven day title. It's really not that serious. You can find yourself Queenie one week. We need the next.

A (56:16)

It's yet to happen. But. But miracles happen.

B (56:18)

You never know. Today we come to you, two halves and one whole.

A (56:24)

Two halves.

B (56:25)

Because I shockingly only have a Queenie and Jackie, shockingly so. Opposite Day. Opposite day only has a weenie. So should I go first? Since we always start with Queenie, my Queenie. I. I had seen it happen, but now like I'm watching so much of it back is Jasmine Tukes. The fact that she not only a. First of all, she's the second black woman to ever open the Victoria's Secret Fashion show, which is a sleigh and like a Queenie like title, but doing it nine months pregnant. I'm sorry, it's just. It takes the cake. Queen. And then I was watching, I was watching all this behind the scenes videos and like they're in those chairs all day. You know, it's like you're on set. It's just a hard day, like physically. And she's doing it all nine months pregnant. And she wrote this really beautiful Instagram about how like she never thought she would open the show. She's been doing the show and being a part of it as like a model has always been like the highlight of her career. But she never thought she would open it. Being asked to open it it. She didn't think she was gonna get asked to do it this year because she's pregnant. Slay, slay. It's extremely iconic, extreme Queenie behavior. Jasmine Tukes.

A (57:23)

I love that. I agree. And my weenie is somewhat related. And despite the fact that they had a beautiful party, pregnant women open the show. My weenie is the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. Oh, wow. Yeah.

B (57:39)

Okay. So you know what? I've actually had like a Bissell a little change of heart part.

A (57:42)

Okay.

B (57:43)

So I see. I don't. This is a new development because I know what you were saying, like, what's changed? What's changed? So they have hired Adam Selman to be like the new creative director of Victoria's Secret Fashion. And if you don't know who that is, I didn't really either. But I know that he's responsible for that iconic Rihanna look where she wears, like, the sparkly dress with the matching, like, head scarf.

A (58:02)

Okay.

B (58:02)

And he's, like, a big deal in fashion and they've tapped him. And while I don't think he made, like, amazing changes this year, at least, like, it's something new and something different. I'll give him another year. And it does feel like they're really copying Sports Illustrators Illustrated in the sense, like, everybody knows who, like, heads up Sports illustrate. It's MJ day, and all the girls love her. Mj. Mj. Mj. And when I was reading everybody's captions, they're like, thank you @Adamselmon. Like, they're trying to make, like, Adam, like the MJ and, like, tapping all these different people. And you know what? Like, it does work for Sports Illustrated, so if you can't beat them, join them and copy them. I'm gonna give him one more year.

A (58:30)

I'll give him another year. But I'll just say, like, this year was a mess from, like, what I've seen and what I had and what I haven't seen. Whatever. It just, like, didn't.

B (58:39)

Didn't.

A (58:40)

It didn't pop off. And, like, for so many years, they were the queenies, and it was. It was a bit weenie.

B (58:48)

A weenie affair.

A (58:49)

A bit of a weenie affair. Not entirely, because, like we said, there were. There were some good moments.

B (58:53)

All the cameras coming out for a weenie affair.

A (58:57)

All right, what. Where was it even streaming? Did anyone ever find that out? Like, where did you watch it?

B (59:06)

I have no idea.

A (59:06)

That's a problem.

B (59:09)

Yeah.

A (59:10)

It's a job not well done, that.

B (59:13)

Speaking of job well done things we did that. I'm going to wrap this up because I know everybody's over me in my pacific time, so let me get the episodes up real quick. Thank you guys so much for listening to the Toast Monday morning show. We deal with the fastest stories new to Friday on YouTube. YouTube. Please feel subscribe. Give this video thumbs up. Talented we are.

A (59:32)

Love you. Bye. Leave message.