Battle of The Big Als: Friday, April 10th, 2026

Summary

The Toast – Battle of the Big Als: Friday, April 10th, 2026

Hosts: Jackie & Claudia Oshry
Date: April 10, 2026
Podcast: The Toast by Dear Media

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Overview

This fiery Friday episode dives deep into influencer feuds, a dramatic moment in reality TV, celebrity news, and pop culture hot topics—anchored as always by the candid, comedic banter between sisters Jackie and Claudia Oshry. The major theme is the escalating "Alex vs. Alex" (Earl vs. Cooper) online feud, with sidebars on Beverly Hills Housewives, unexpected celebrity marriages, and a playful analysis of why some celebs can remain so private.

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Episode Breakdown

Opening Catch-Up & Banter

• [00:03 – 04:01]
  • Jackie and Claudia start off with their signature self-aware morning energy and some personal life updates.
  • Jackie is excited about progress in her kitchen renovation and the challenges of sharing content across platforms—her vlog being the most “in-depth tea.”
  • Casual discussion about the relatability (or not) of wearing “jeans” vs. sweatpants; discussions about motherhood, energy, and working out.
    • Memorable moment:
      “Honestly, after a day of being a mama, the gym sounds like actually a vacation. More so like, depleting from the day's battery when I need that battery to do the day.” – Claudia [02:00]

Beverly Hills Housewives Recap/Discussion

• [04:01 – 11:10]
  • The sisters debate the highs and lows from the latest episodes.
  • Jackie reaffirms her allegiance to Dorit and critiques the other housewives' shifting alliances.
  • Talk of Amanda Francis’s book launch, drama between Sutton and Dorit, and Jennifer Tilly’s standout presence this season.
  • Notable Commentary:
    • “Team Dorit for fudgeing life, bitch. And Kyle literally is so obsessed, she’s so… I do believe that Erica has legitimate gripes with her friend and if they could just work it out outside of Kyle, it would be done already.” – Claudia [05:27]
    • “I hate when people are like, ‘Kyle and Dorit, they fight like sisters.’ Like, no, they don’t. These two people don’t like each other, and they’re not sisters, so they don’t. They only... they fight like housewives.” – Jackie [09:00]
    • Jennifer Tilly’s “face dress” and comedic value compared to Kathy Hilton noted as raising the “group average.”

Quotable Moments & Personal Asides

• [11:10 – 16:14]
  • Running joke about Claudia’s constantly viral “I did something crazy last night,” and naysayers saying she’s “not funny anymore.”
  • Claudia details her chaotic night: baby sleep drama, a 30-minute call with Amazon customer service, and facetious “business mogul” talk.
    • “It’s exhausting, operating at the level that I am business wise. Like you bitches could fucking never.” – Claudia [13:55]

Sponsored Segments (SKIP for summary)

• [15:25 – 21:01]
  • (Vivrel, Haya, Kindred Bravely, Parallel)

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Main Stories & Pop Culture Deep Dive

1. Alex Earl vs. Alex Cooper: “Battle of the Big Als”

• [21:05 – 28:59]
  • The drama escalates as Alex Earl reposts a TikTok harshly critiquing Alex Cooper and her interview methods—accusing Cooper of being a “digital ambulance chaser” and “grim reaper.”
  • The discussion turns meta: Why do influencers only get platforms after traumatic events? Why do we, as a culture, wait until something bad happens to “uplift” people?
  • Jackie and Claudia speculate the root of the Alex/Alex falling out:
    • Alex Earl may have felt taken advantage of at Unwell Media and poorly managed as a newbie.
    • Rumored uncomfortable interview questions not edited out as promised.
    • “...It was crazy. And the rumors that I had heard was that, like, Alex had asked for her to take that out and she didn’t. And then it’s all under the mask of, like, being a woman who supports other women.” – Claudia [26:24]
  • Both note the “Big Al” nickname is weird and wonder if anyone normal is called that.
  • “Once again, Alex Earl is sort of edging us…” – Claudia [25:17]

2. Unwell Winter Games Controversy: Gleb’s Gross Remarks

• [30:07 – 37:15]
  • Gleb (DWTS pro) goes on record on Unwell Winter Games calling Brooks Nader “the worst sex I’ve ever had,” in a move Jackie and Claudia describe as “middle school,” “nasty,” and “borderline unethical.”
  • Context: Brooks did nothing but love him; he cheated, blackmailed, and now trashes her publicly.
    • “He doesn’t get enough hate...he’s a big bad guy.” – Claudia [31:12]
  • Ekin-Su’s slut-shaming remarks toward Juliet Porter are called out as part of a larger problem of women-on-women hate on supposedly feminist shows.
  • The hosts detect a shift in Unwell’s brand—that it’s now mudslinging and click-driven, not authentically “for women.”

3. Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce Wedding Rumors

• [38:03 – 45:05]
  • Page Six reports July 3rd, NYC as the date/location—but neither host buys it.
  • They speculate on possible iconic venues (St. Patrick’s, the Met, Central Park), logistics, and Swift’s potential motivations (patriotism, privacy).
    • “They could close down Central Park if they wanted to. That’s my dream wedding.” – Claudia [41:16]
    • “I feel like she’s gonna get married where she wants to get married, and maybe it is New York City. She, like, loves New York.” – Jackie [40:50]

4. Jonah Hill’s Surprise Marriage & Second Baby

• [49:27 – 51:27]
  • Jonah Hill reveals he’s married and welcomed a second child in total secrecy.
  • Both hosts remark this is proof that “celebrities can have privacy if they want it,” poking at celebs who simultaneously claim to want privacy but court publicity.
  • Brief callback to Hill’s past relationship drama and how public scrutiny can push stars offline for good.

5. Natasha Lyonne’s Odd Flight & Deflection Tactics

• [51:35 – 57:28]
  • Reporting on Natasha Lyonne being removed from a flight after “sleeping through” pre-takeoff safety requests.
  • The hosts call out her social media response as a masterclass in deflection (“my heart is with unpaid TSA agents”).
  • Amused sidebar about Lyonne being their high school’s most famous alum and a Wikipedia rabbit hole about not being listed themselves.

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Closing: Queenie & Weenie of the Week

• [60:48 – END]

Queenie of the Week

• Jackie: Scotty Scheffler’s wife for attending the Masters with a newborn (12 days postpartum), calling her “too much of a Queenie” [60:59]
• Claudia: Herself, for locating and digitizing the long-lost VHS of her and Jackie’s Bat Mitzvah
  • “I am literally so amazing for having not only found it, but also then taking the initiative to get it digitized. I’m incredible.” – Claudia [63:41]

[No Weenie of the Week: Both opt to “end on a high.”]

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Notable Quotes

• “Operating at the level that I am business wise. Like you bitches could fucking never.” – Claudia, on her comically exaggerated Amazon customer service headaches [13:55]
• “The women who support other women are actually some of the nastiest you’ve ever seen in your life.” – Claudia [26:47]
• “If I ever see Gleb in the streets, like, it’s on.” – Claudia [35:24]

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Key Timestamps

• 00:03–04:01 — Open, personal/life catch-up, workouts.
• 04:01–11:10 — RHOBH recap and fandom politics.
• 21:05–28:59 — Battle of the Big Als: Alex Cooper vs. Alex Earl and influencer trauma-chasing.
• 30:07–37:15 — Gleb/Brooks Nader drama and Unwell's "women empowerment" contradictions.
• 38:03–45:05 — Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce wedding rumors and venue speculation.
• 49:27–51:27 — Jonah Hill’s secret marriage & baby.
• 51:35–57:28 — Natasha Lyonne’s flight incident; alum pride/wikipedia detour.
• 60:48–66:43 — Queenie & Weenie of the Week, Bat Mitzvah nostalgia.

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Episode Tone & Takeaways

• Tone: Irreverent, fast-paced, playful, and occasionally deadpan or deeply earnest.
• Themes:
  • Influencer culture’s toxic cycles (trauma as opportunity).
  • Reality TV loyalties & contradictions.
  • Women supporting women...or not.
  • Authentic vs. performative privacy in celebrity life.
  • The battle, branding, and business of being a “Big Al.”
• For Listeners Who Missed It:
  • You'll get the full context behind the Alex Earl/Alex Cooper feud.
  • Analysis of Unwell’s brand shift and its implications for “feminist” platforming.
  • Entertaining sidebars on family, nostalgia, and the meta experience of being a “notable alum.”
  • True to Toast form: gossipy, self-aware, and full of quotables—with plenty to keep you in the loop for Monday morning pop culture conversations.

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Transcript

[A]

Good morning, girlies.

[B]

It's the Toast.

[A]

It's Jackson Claude, and we're your host. It's your favorite show, the best five things you need to know.

[B]

We'll start your day off Swirly. It's the Toast.

[A]

They sound amazing.

[B]

Welcome back to the Toast and Happy Friday. I a day that makes me want to sing a song, but I don't feel like paying for it. Hey, Jacks, how you doing?

[A]

I'm doing good. Thrilled to bits that it's Friday to motherfucking bits. And I have, like, major gains happening in my kitchen Renault project today.

[B]

Gains on. Gains on gains. Yeah, that's right.

[A]

All the tea is in the vlog. It's now hard, like, being a split content creator, as I have shared my truth. I on Instagram now, on the podcast, now on the vlog, But I want to save it off on the block. And the vlog is getting, like, the real tea. All the thoughts, like, really in depth. It might have to be part one and two, but it's a major day here, so I'm very excited for progress.

[B]

Let's go.

[A]

The winds of progress. The winds of change are blowing in my home.

[B]

Oh, chilly.

[A]

It's. It's so exciting. As someone who, like, likes change and up, embraces it and progression, I couldn't be more thrilled to bits.

[B]

Cool.

[A]

How are you? Jeans?

[B]

Yeah, I'm wearing jeans. They're sweatpants. They just look like jeans. Like, why do I have to tell people that? You're like, why can't I just be?

[A]

Really? Yeah. I'm so real.

[B]

Yeah, Yeah, I wear jeans.

[A]

They're size 25. Like, what's it to you?

[B]

I wear jeans every.

[A]

All day. Every day.

[B]

It's, like, not a big deal to wear jeans.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But what is a big deal is that I worked out with my trainer, Hillary, yesterday.

[A]

I saw.

[B]

We mostly chatted. I will say, as you should. And then. And then there was some light working out. But, yeah, I worked out.

[A]

How do you feel?

[B]

And I'm wearing jeans. Like, I wish everyone would stop making both of those things such a big deal.

[A]

How do you feel that you worked out?

[B]

I feel good. I don't feel sore. Like, I feel sometimes when I work out hard and it makes me sore. It's kind of. It's. It causes a regression. Like, I get annoyed that I'm sorry. And I'm like, I should have never worked out. Like, and if I didn't work out, I wouldn't be sore. And I know you have to, like, work through the soreness. To get to a good place, but I'm just not willing to do that. So I told her. I'm like, I feel like we'll be doing my whole journey a disservice if you make me sore.

[A]

It's like, that's how, you know, like, you worked. Of course, Confirmation.

[B]

But I also filmed the whole thing, so I know I worked out.

[A]

You know, I guess I get. No, no, no.

[B]

But, like, no, I know it.

[A]

No, it's not that. Like, you might have forgotten.

[B]

It's like, I know.

[A]

Muscles weren't strained. Did you even work them?

[B]

Not respecting my calls? No.

[A]

I'm happy for you. And listen, like, I have mad respect for a new mama who's. Who's hitting the gym. Not even. Because it's, like, hard to go to the gym. Honestly, after a day of being a mama, the gym sounds like actually a vacation. More so, like, depleting from the day's battery when I need that battery to do the day. That's why I think it's, like, such a feat.

[B]

Well, luckily, I'm powered by a generator. I mean, that couldn't be less true.

[A]

I literally.

[B]

No energy. That's, like, probably my biggest complaint about my current self. My lack of energy, you know?

[A]

Yeah, they do say working out, like, helps, but that sounds like a lie.

[B]

I just refuse to buy into that all. Although I will say they used to. Like, when I was really toxically, like, into my working out era. I've always heard people say, like, if you're hungover, like, sweating it out helps so much, and it really actually does.

[A]

Well, you could also go to a sauna or.

[B]

No, but I mean, like, getting your body movement. It's not just the sweat. It's like, the endorphins and things of that nature. And endorphins make you happy, and happy people just don't kill their husbands.

[A]

Honestly, I'm so glad that we're, like, not a podcast that talks about working out anymore.

[B]

Like, it's not that interesting.

[A]

I'm, like, taken back to the days.

[B]

Wait, we have so much to talk about. First of all, I didn't even brief you, like, on the stories. Are we talking about Gleb?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Are we talking about Alex? Earl?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay, good. I'm briefed. We're good.

[A]

Yeah, the stories are good today, and they're also, like, some fun Friday fodder.

[B]

Yeah. But there's usually not anything, like, fiery on a Friday. But today's episode is feeling quite fiery. Like, lots to discuss.

[A]

Yeah. And then Beverly Hills, which I Didn't realize I was like three episodes behind. And then I watched everything that I had and I'm like, wait, everyone was talking about like Yael Bron on last week and so I don't think my TiVo recorded this week.

[B]

Maybe your TiVo didn't record because TiVo doesn't exist and hasn't since the early 2000s.

[A]

My YouTube TV, DVR, like, that's just like the name I didn't record. I restarted my TV and it wasn't there. So I. I'm caught up from till yesterday.

[B]

Well, I watched. I won't do a full recap, but I will say you can recap.

[A]

Like, I don't really care about spoilers. This season's really like not it. I don't dislike it because I love these women and it's a beautiful thing to watch. But like, this season is not it.

[B]

I see a lot of my fellow Team Dorit members, like jumping ship. I'm pointing at you, Liz. What's. I seen a lot of people and I just want to say my feet are firmly planted on the ground, more firm than ever. Ben's too. Ben is just keep saying he doesn't know like all he's watched the whole season with me, but he doesn't know like the deep history of the women. But he's just like there are certain people on the show I vibe with and are obviously really cool.

[A]

Bose.

[B]

Ben's obsessed with those Rachel Zo and they like Dorit and that's such a ringing endorsement that like they refuse to hop on the bandwagon, especially their newer in the group. Like it would be easy for them to just join the group and they refuse. And Ben's like, it's not to read. And it's. It is not to read. And how anybody after last night's episode thought like they should hop off the Dorit bandwagon. I'm. I'm literally driving the ship. Like Sutton was so crazy. It was such an actual crazy Sutton moment. I forget because she's actually been quite normal this season that there is like a truly scary, crazy side to her. And it really weird. It's ugly head. Like, yeah, Dorit was short with her, but her reaction was I'm leaving. It's like, okay, this party looks so fun. Go. She was being so nutty. Team Dorit for fudgeing life, bitch. And Kyle literally is so obsessed, she's so. I do believe that Erica has legitimate gripes with her friend and if they could just work it out outside of Kyle, it would be done already.

[A]

I can imagine that Dorit is a difficult person to be friends with at this time and, like, historically, but also this time that she's going through a hard time is. Is very extensive. It's been going on for a while, and I can imagine that it's hard, and you can't always have the most patience and always give grace, and, like, you can get frustrated. So even though we're like, dude's going through a hard time, like, let her be. Like, imagine being on the other side of it. I imagine it's frustrating, for sure.

[B]

And so I feel like Erica has actual gripes with her and wants to be there for her in a genuine way, and it's. It's be. It's hard to do that. So I feel like if there wasn't this whole thing with Kyle going on, they could have worked it out. Like, genuinely, I feel like Dorit respects Erica and hears her out.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Kyle's coming from such a bad place and trying so hard to make it, like, a team thing. Us. We all feel this way. And then Sutton got into it with Dorit last night, and Kyle's like, look, another one. Kyle is so obsessed with Dorit. She's obsessed with her. Like, yeah, she cannot breathe. She rolls over in the morning and checks her Instagram. She's obsessed.

[A]

Dorit's like, my. Her whole thing is, like, just, if you have a concern, like, tell it to me directly. And Kyle's like, okay, but why are you only yelling at me about that when everybody's V concerns? And it's like, because it's your turn right now. We're talking to you.

[B]

Bose got engaged in last night's episode. Everything about Bose's, like, personal story makes me cry. I forget that she's a widow. Like, she doesn't really talk about it a lot, and she just said in her confessional something so sweet, I wanted to cry. She was like, I was just lucky enough to, like, be in a marriage once that was, like, so amazing, and I got to be proposed to. And, like, even that happening one time is lightning in a bottle. So for me to get it twice, and, like, both times, I'm so happy. She's like, I just feel like the

[A]

luckiest girl in the world.

[B]

Like, I just love her. I love her.

[A]

And what's going on with Amanda Francis?

[B]

You know, I'm kind of warming up to her. She's obsessed with herself and her book, and every time they play flashbacks, I think she's done in the earlier season. I'm like, oh, my God, she's the worst. But, like, it's Dorit's book party unveiling. Like, she hasn't written the book yet,

[A]

but it's the COVID unburdened by what has.

[B]

It's a big deal. It's a big deal for her. And Dorit and Kyle and Sutton all decide not to go, and it.

[A]

Dorit.

[B]

Oh, sorry. Kyle, Sutton, and Erica.

[A]

That's not cool.

[B]

Agreed. And Amanda's like, I also don't want to go because, like, I hate this, but I recognize that it's a big moment for her. And whether she went just, like, to get camera time or whatever, she went, you know, and girls who've known Dorit for longer didn't go. So it actually was a big point in her column for me, and she's bothering me less.

[A]

Yeah. No. And also, the other drama is sort of taking the front seat, and we can only, like, beat this dead horse and manifestation and courses so many times. Like.

[B]

But the crazy thing is that this whole thing started with Amanda, and then Kyle stepped in to defend her, and it just became Kyle V. Durie.

[A]

Yes. But it was going to happen with anyone. It's always been laying dormant.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

And I hate when people are like, Kyle and Dorit. Like, they fight like sisters. Like, no, they don't. These two people don't like each other, and they're not sisters, so they don't. They only. They fight like housewives because if they weren't housewives, they would never speak to each other again.

[B]

Right. And sisters have this, like, underlying. Yeah. You can say the meanest, nastiest thing to your sister and know that they will always have your back. That's like the opposite on housewives. Like, some of the most deepest, long standing friendships are over because of housewives. So I don't think it's a good. I agree. It's not a good symbol.

[A]

Yeah. And Rachel's like, that's how me and my sister fight. Like, yikes. I guess that's like the sisters of Beverly hills, like Kyle and Kathy. But that's not sisters.

[B]

I love Kathy.

[A]

Oh, I. Me too.

[B]

She didn't even do anything. I just love her.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Jennifer Tilly. The reunion looks dropped. They all look so fab. Except Kyle should. Like, I don't like what she's wearing, but they all look so. Did you see what Jennifer Tilly is? Yes. So apparently I. I don't. Is it Gucci? I don't know who it is, but, like, it's her face on a Dress, like, and you have to be, like, a really, really, like, big client. Kylie has one. Kylie's worn one with her face on it. And Jennifer Tilly, she's such a legend. She's such an amazing addition to the show. And I feel like she's on the same level as Kathy Hilton was a friend of there for her personality, but she's low key but, like, getting involved. And I actually, like, appreciate her takes. I think she's very smart, and she's not burdened by any sort of loyalty or relationship. She just says what she thinks I

[A]

don't love when she gets involved. I'm not gonna lie. I felt like this season she was, like, being more of a housewife in the beginning, and I was like, oh, no. But I do like having her around. She's, like, very comedic value. Just like Kathy, like, vibes. She brings up the group average.

[B]

She jumped in the pool at the party, right?

[A]

Vibes in her clothes.

[B]

Vibes, yeah. She's so fun. I feel like I want to go to dinner with her.

[A]

You should.

[B]

Absolutely.

[A]

You should use your platform for that. You, Jennifer Tilly, and Haley Seinfeld should go to dinner.

[B]

Dream team. Dream team.

[A]

You want to get into the stories that are so fiery.

[B]

Fiery. Af for sure.

[A]

Without further ado, dad, do that. Do. And I guess that was your TV recap, like, right?

[B]

Yeah, we didn't need, like, a formal one. Jackie didn't even watch it. And I feel like I can't deal with, like, Bravo shows because I feel like we always get hate one way or the other. Like, I don't watch Bravo. Like, stop talking about these shows and people being like, why aren't you watching the Real Housewives of Rhode Island? Like, I don't know. Are we watching too much Bravo or not enough?

[A]

Yeah. I think, once again, it's a situation where, like, you're gonna get hate either way. They have to do it feels right for you. But I do see that you've been silenced today because you didn't start the episode with, I did something crazy last night.

[B]

It was an accident. Let's. Let's restart the episode.

[A]

We've only been because, you know, I ig.

[B]

I've been seeing.

[A]

I've been seeing LN is getting hit.

[B]

I've been seeing musings like hate originating, people being like, claudia's not funny anymore. I did something crazy last night, and guess what? It is funny. Okay. Don't be mean. I like it. Well, because I like it. What's that from our viral sound?

[A]

Which one? We have so many.

[B]

I like, we should stop talking shit. Well, no, because I like it.

[A]

Classic stuff.

[B]

We're so quotable. Like we are so quotable.

[A]

Just like, I did something crazy last

[B]

night and I did do something. Actually, I did do something crazy last night.

[A]

You watched your Housewives of Beverly Hills?

[B]

Well, yes, I also read. Me and Ben had like an hour before Beverly Hills where we both like read in silence.

[A]

That's so beautiful. What time did you put food down?

[B]

Oh my God, I hate to go down so early. So we, my baby's a good napper. Like we nap the schedule. And he just like didn't take his morning nap. It was so crazy. Like my whole earth, the axis on which I, I. So I was kind of confused. Then he took like a big nap in the middle of the day and by like 5, 6 o', clock, he was like, girl, get me out of here. So I had to put him down at like 6:30.

[A]

Got it. Nice.

[B]

So from 7 to 8 then I had a 30 minute call with Amazon, just like trying to get an order canceled.

[A]

Oh, I thought like, like a biz call.

[B]

Like, no, not at 8:00pm you had a customer service call and they have

[A]

like, she's on calls with Amazon.

[B]

Yeah, no, I had a call with Amazon's like global customer service because I ordered like. Yeah, because we were having a real language barrier issue, me and the operator. It was so frustrating and I just was trying to get like, I ordered something over a week ago and it's been like delayed. And so I was just like, I cancel it, I don't need it. Like I'll place it again, whatever. Seven items, seven tickets. Like it was just non stop. And then I was talking and he couldn't hear me and I was like 25 minutes in, I was like, hello?

[A]

Hello?

[B]

I was being so crazy and I was talking for like he, he wouldn't hang up, but he didn't hear me and then he was like, I hear you, I hear you. And it was just, it was actually very traumatic.

[A]

She was on a call with Amazon.

[B]

Seven lawyers, seven lawyers, seven business deals. Like seven orders. It's exhausting, like operating at the level that I am business wise. Like you bitches could fucking never. I'm working late into the night. I'm calling Amazon because one thing about like the hustle never stops. And once you reach like, you're like, I operate at a very high level and I think that like people probably can't relate to it. The idea of like working on a big business deal when I should be spending time with my, like, after my baby goes down. And. And that's why. And that's why people are where they are. And I'm at where I'm at because I'm operating at a different level.

[A]

Markets. Oh.

[B]

And you know, the markets, like, are open in Shanghai, so I have to be up. You're in Shanghai to do the markets. Get on my level, guys. Follow me for more entrepreneurial hustler tips.

[A]

Are you ready for the stories?

[B]

If they're the stories that are brought to you by Vivrel, yes, they are. If you don't know Vivrel yet, you haven't been paying attention. It is a members only club where you can borrow designer bags, jewelry, watches, even diamonds. So it's basically a rotating dream closet that you don't have to commit to. I think a lot of us are familiar with these services for, like, know, borrowing clothes. But Vivrel. I can't believe I didn't think of Vivrel first. It's like, such a genius concept. You become a member, you pay a monthly fee, and you get access to, like, your dream closet of designer bags, accessories, jewelry. And it kind of sounds too good to be true. It's literally not. I think some people think that they don't have, like, Pargie bags. Maybe they have, like, some low.

[A]

No, they have, like, not what it sounds like. No. They have Hermes.

[B]

I got a Chanel De, a Raffia Chanel De that I would, like, probably never buy, but I needed, like, a beach bag in Florida that was big enough for, like, diapers and stuff. So I bought it from Vivrel. And it's sick. And they have such great. They have a bunch of different tiers that have different, like, access. Thank you. So they refresh the inventory constantly. They add millions of dollars in new pieces every week. They've got Prada, Fendi, Saint Laurent, Dior. It's. We have the Classique tier. It's $139 a month. It's their most popular. It makes sense because the value is insane. Literally. Chanel bag for $139. You can keep it for as long as you want. If you do end up wanting to buy it, you also have the option to buy directly from Vivrel. You get an amazing price, so it's good for the environment, it your closet. I mean, it's good for storage. It's good for your wallet. It's literally so brilliant.

[A]

It's good for your. Your personal style. You can have a different Chanel bag every other week. And like no one would know.

[B]

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Our first story, Alex V Alex Lix v Lex continues as Alex Earl just reposted a very damning tick tock about Alex Cooper.

[B]

It was, it was like a cultural commentary on the state of the world. Basically, she called Alex Cooper like a digital ambulance chaser where like somebody goes

[A]

through the, the tick tock that Alex Earl reposted is from this account she's called the Bravo Mind. She just had decided to, you know, woke up, decided to take down or you know, give her hot take about what Alex was doing.

[B]

It was a harsh video, like her tone, but I understood what she was saying. It was like weird how you know, in this culture, like the worst thing ever happens to you and the first thing you do is go to call

[A]

the worst thing happens to you when Alex Hooper shows up with a microphone. She called her like an ambulance chaser.

[B]

A grim reaper. She called her a grim reaper.

[A]

Grim reaper. I thought ambulance change was interesting, interesting way to put it. And I, I feel like we've been saying this. It's like, why does the worst thing have to happen? Like, why can't Jesse Draper go on call her daddy as a married woman? Like, why does she have to get divorced? Rachel Connell is an influencer and what, someone broke up with her and now like she didn't do anything. She just got broken up with. Like, why is this, like, the new trope that, like, you can't go and do an interview or have a conversation until, like, the worst thing happens to you? And, and, and we were talking about this and you were saying, like, that's just the culture now. Like, people want to hear from Rachel Carcano when she's broken up. People want to hear from Jesse Draper. And it's like. And even though, like, journalists have always sort of, you know, interviewed people in vulnerable moments to share their truths, like, this feels just like a new thing.

[B]

And it also feels like people are almost doing the things so they can have a moment.

[A]

You know what I mean? And it's not just call her daddy. I want to say, like, no, even with Ariana and Amanda Batula, when she got divorced, like, all these brands, like, she was, she was the same person that she filed for divorces before. So, like, why couldn't she be in a Tropicana commercial before? Like, why, like, why does someone have to go through something terrible for us to, like, uplift them? If we like them, why can't we just uplift them?

[B]

So in terms of the girl's actual video, I do feel like she missed the mark because she was, like, exclusively blaming Alex Cooper, where Alex Cooper's just, like, doing her job. I think, like, a larger conversation is like, why are people so obsessed with, like, you know, unpacking trauma publicly and bringing down people they once loved? Like, though, like, I actually appreciated the video. And the whole concept of, like, an ambulance chaser was a good analogy. She was harsh to Alex Cooper calling her grim reaper and an ambulance chaser. And then Alex Earl reposted it.

[A]

And I just want to say back to the, like, why are we all so obsessed? And also, why are people doing this to themselves? Like, get out of a relationship, take a beat, you know, like, you don't need to go and spill the beans. Like, it's every, it's, it's. Everyone is at, like, fault here. The people who consume it, the people who produce it, and the people who participate in it.

[B]

What's so funny is, like, we had actually commended Amanda Petula for not really going so far down that path. She didn't do a sit down interview. She didn't air out Kyle's dirty laundry. I guess there's nothing to air out. Like, what we've seen is probably what goes on a frequent basis in her house.

[A]

Yeah. And I just think I. Yeah, I guess so. And maybe she was just like, so moved on. I do feel like also she has a medium which is her show, and then she had her next show. And I feel like if she like really started to go out there and tell her story, it would have like diluted the next show. So maybe it was less about like keeping things private because she's literally on a reality show showing the worst of her life and more about like saving it for her.

[B]

Saving it for the show. Yeah, yeah, that's true. So then Alex Earl, we posted Alex Earl is in Coachella. Oh, by the way, Coachella's this weekend. Like, I'm so sad. Ready to watch young kids. And it's so interesting to watch, like who's with what influencers, who's at what brands. Alex, who usually goes with like Poppy or like a big brand. She has her own house this year, real actives and it's her and her friends, like some who we know, obviously Sally Patrick Todd is like a really good friend of hers. I guess he also maybe does her makeup, which is nice.

[A]

Jake Shane there?

[B]

No, Jake Shane has his house with Poppy. Yeah, it's very interesting.

[A]

That is interesting. So then, yes, Alex Earl reposted this really damning tick tock about Alex Cooper. And obviously we know there's drama, the Unwell drama. There's been like whispers, but this is like she's, you know, activating. She's activizing this feud.

[B]

Once again, Alex Earl is sort of edging us.

[A]

She is.

[B]

She's confirmed that there's beef. She replies to random comments, but she won't sort of sit down and tell us. And I respect somebody who doesn't want to tell, but then you can't talk about it in any other way. But if you're gonna like, you know, give us little hints. Sorry, you got to sit down and do a tell all I need to know. Although I feel like I can pretty much gather what happened. I don't think there's like some big secret or moment. I think that Alex Earl feels that she was just, you know, sprung into fame and really young, really impressionable and sort of taken advantage of. I think she probably got like a not an amazing deal for her podcast because Unwell's like a small company and it was a smaller company back then. And so much of her success was tied to Alex books or Cooper's success. So it like, I think she. And then her dad came in and was probably like, this deal sucks, we're out. He wasn't managing her in the beginning. And then like, you know, the questions about her sexual stuff that she felt uncomfortable with and had been asked during the stupid interview, like, asking this actual college girl if she's had anal. Like, it was crazy.

[A]

So crazy. That was.

[B]

And I. And the rumors that I had heard was that, like, Alex had asked for her to take that out and she didn't. And then it's all under the mask of, like, being a woman who supports other women. Right. Which is sort of a theme recently that, like, the women who support other women are actually some of the nastiest you've ever seen in your life. I'm not calling Alex super nasty. I'm just saying, like, it's a theme. So I don't think that, like, there's this big, like, you know, letter.

[A]

I think it was more so, like, the podcast didn't work out the end. Like, they each probably, like, blame each other and it just wasn't the right fit. But I will say, like, when Alex Earl took. Went to unwell, like, it didn't make sense then. Like, it wasn't like, it was a

[B]

bad move on her part.

[A]

It wasn't like she was starting out. Alex Cooper scooped her up, like, before she knew better. Like, she had systems in place. She is, like, the biggest influencer in the world and decided to, like, one do a podcast when she's, like, a beauty influencer.

[B]

Right.

[A]

And to do it there. Like, it wasn't like, I don't know who, if she wasn't working with her dad, like, who was her team at the time, but, like, just like, random,

[B]

you know, like regular agents and managers and publicists who work in the industry. I believe they shared a publicist for a very long time.

[A]

Well, whoever her team was, it wasn't a good move. And she was already the number one influencer in the world, so she had good teams.

[B]

Well, but it was, you know, quite brilliant on Alex Cooper's part because I remember when Alex Earl was really blowing up, she was such an obvious choice to go on call her daddy, and she, like, wasn't on it. And it wasn't until Alex Cooper signed the deal. And then they did this big episode where they went back to her hometown and then went to Miami. So it was almost like. Because I do feel like, in a small way, Alex Earl not so much anymore, but she was sort of a threat to Alex Cooper, you know, very much like, barstool, smoke show, hot young thing type of vibe. Alex Cooper has sort of evolved past that and so has Alex Earl. They're not both like that anymore. But I do think that if she had just gave her a platform with no strings attached, it would have sort of maybe not been great for Alex Cooper. So she was very wise in snatching her up and then propping her up. Because it's like, yeah, well, if you're crushing it, I'm crushing it too. And I think maybe Alex Earl just feels taken advantage of by that whole experience. In addition to, like, you know, not taking out the questions that she had asked her to take out editing stuff.

[A]

And maybe there's other, like, bits and bobs that we don't know. But I agree. It's not like this big thing like, oh, she stole from me.

[B]

And they. No. And they both go by, like, Big Al. That's like, their nicknames. It's so weird.

[A]

I guess, like, anyone who's named Alex, like, that's. You're like a Big Al.

[B]

I had never heard it until, like, Alex Earl.

[A]

I'm not close with an Alex.

[B]

I don't think I am either. Meanwhile, my best friend texted me, hello, my name is Alex. No, I don't think right. Oh, my God.

[A]

Literally, I have to search through my phone.

[B]

Yeah, me too. Hold on.

[A]

Oh, my God. By the way, you know how the other week I shared that I searched through my phone for my kids names to see, like, who I know that has their name? I inspired others to do as well. I maintain that I'm not close with an Alex.

[B]

Me too. I feel safe, though.

[A]

I have someone in my phone named

[B]

Alex, period,

[A]

with no last name. Oh, but I have a note that's funny with how I know them. That's really funny. I'm hysterical.

[B]

I love that for you.

[A]

Hysterical.

[B]

I need. I need this to come out. I'm like, getting over it.

[A]

Do you think it will be a third to show? Because it does feel like she's like, sort of being like. It does feel like she's starting stuff, especially with the date story, like, leading towards something. I'm down.

[B]

I'm gonna watch regardless, and I hope so.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And I think her dad almost, like, can't help himself if it comes up.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I think based on what I heard, like, he was one of the main driving forces between her leaving and, like, he really hates her. Alex Cooper.

[A]

Understood. Our next story is also not great for Alex Cooper.

[B]

Oh, my God. This was really shocking on Alex Cooper's part. Not. I feel like we've been talking about her so much recently.

[A]

Yeah, but don't you feel like she's

[B]

making some, like, weird out of character choices?

[A]

Yes. Especially this next one. So On Unwell Winter Games, which is the new reality winter game competition series from Unwell that is now on YouTube, starring a bunch of, like, reality stars, influencers, etc. Dancing with the Stars pro Gleb Sevchenko called Brooks Nader the worst sex he's ever had. So in a really horrifying scene between Gleb and Dakota, Nightmare best guys that I know, nightmare duo, Gleb doesn't get enough hate.

[B]

If you watch season one of Love Thy Nator, he was like, revenge porning. He should have been fired from Dancing with the Stars for that. Like, threatening to release their intimate moments that they had recorded or whatever. That's.

[A]

By the way, that's what we speculated. They never said what it was, but that was sort of true. That's what we thought. Whatever. Even if it wasn't that it was something that was, like, absolutely destroying Brooks from the inside. Like, that he was threatening.

[B]

He was, like, blackmailing her. He's a really bad guy.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

He doesn't get enough hate.

[A]

No.

[B]

Like, he's up there with the Dakotas. Like, he's a big. A bad guy.

[A]

Yeah. It's shocking that he was on Dancing with the Stars, but he was paired with Hilarious. We thought that was punishment. Yeah.

[B]

Even though, like, sorry, I like Hilaria.

[A]

And they were, like, voted out early, so we didn't have to deal with him. But then he was cast on Unwell Winter Games, and then this line made it to air. He talks about dating Brooks to Dakota, who, like, talked about dating Taylor and, like, whatever, sharing their.

[B]

He got, like, her. His tattoos. Initial. Initial tattoos.

[A]

And he said, when I dated her, Brooks, it was pretty bad. He said it was probably the worst sex of my life. He also claimed that Brooks chipped his tooth once. He said she was so up. She wanted to make out with me. And I was like, that's not my vibe. She choked me, pushed me against the wall, chipped my tooth.

[B]

First of all, I just want to say I don't believe him. Like, I don't believe you could have sex with Brooks Nader and it not be good. Of course. Even. Even if she has no skills, she's Brooke's fucking.

[A]

She has said that the sex with him was really good. So it's not like you're having sex and one person's having amazing time and one person's having the worst.

[B]

No, sometimes that happens. But it's the man who's having an amazing time and the girl is in hell.

[A]

Right. And then you still be in a relationship with them for months. Even though it's the worst and she's just a liar. Yeah. He's such a liar. And that's so. And even if it's the truth, which I don't believe it is, that's such a nasty thing to say.

[B]

Of course, it goes back to what we were saying earlier. Like, this is a person who you shared moments with. Brooks did nothing to him except love him. He cheated on her and then blackmailed her. Like, I don't know what the he could be mad at her for.

[A]

Right?

[B]

So for him to say it, it's just like, first of all, you look like such a loser. Like, she, like, you know, you got caught, and so now you're being like. And she was bad at sex. Like, okay.

[A]

Oh, my God. Middle school, no heist. College.

[B]

And she.

[A]

I didn't even get Cat that. Yeah, yeah.

[B]

But then for it to make it to air is, like, definitely a choice because it's a very low blow and, like, a borderline unethical thing to say. Especially a show that's produced by, like, we make content for women and we lift up women and women. Women.

[A]

And if someone went on Call Her Daddy and told this story about their ex and what he did to her and that then he went on a show and said Alex would sit there and be like, oh, my God. You know?

[B]

Yeah. It's shocking. It's a. I do think it's a bad choice. It may be not a bad choice. It's so incongruous with everything she's done thus far, like, really positioning herself as, like, the future is female. She did a whole episode outside an abortion clinic, like, there. And then recently with Dakota, and now this. It just feels so.

[A]

Also, did you see the clip of

[B]

Ekin sue from Calling Juliet Porter like, a.

[A]

Like a slut, a death easy over and over again. Well, she's easy. You could take her home, get her drunk, and have sex with her and be done with her the next day. She's so easy. Easy, easy, easy. What?

[B]

I think these people are disgusting. Huda. Like, I'm just not.

[A]

Like, I haven't seen a clip of Huda doing something on the show. Like, but why? We don't talk about women like that. And certainly not, like, the person who's, like, writing all the rules for how, like, women should be treated and men are blah, blah, blah. And you're gonna let this girl go on TV and say that Juliet's easy for doing nothing? And the guy she's talking to is, like, she seems nice, fun.

[B]

Juliet's the best.

[A]

Juliet's the best. And it's like. It's not even like she's done anything or. It seems like I haven't watched the show, but, like, the guy would have said if had done something on the show, that she's easy and desperate, whatever. And you're, like. You're gonna let them talk about a woman that way when, like, who are. You're like, Mike Fleiss.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

When this is supposed to be, like, the new generation of, like, respectful. We're not talking about people like that,

[B]

and we're not, like, we're not lifting up men like that. It's. Maybe it wouldn't be so shocking if this was just, like, a regular show on, like, you know, mtv. Mtv.

[A]

Not at all. I would. It wouldn't even be a story, honestly.

[B]

Correct. Something about this just feels so weird, and it feels like there's been, like, a, like, a definite, like, shift. Shift in their strategy or just their overall brand ethos. Like, maybe it wasn't working, and so now they're just, like, you know, slinging mud like everybody else. But it is shocking.

[A]

Yeah, it is. What's wrong with that girl?

[B]

I don't know. And Gleb, like, I just want to say, Gleb, if I ever see you in the streets, like, it's on.

[A]

And I want to say, hate him. There's also beef between Alex and Brooklyn Seat already because it never.

[B]

Which Cooper or Earl Cooper?

[A]

It never made sense that Brooks didn't go on Call Her Daddy when she was promoting Love Thy ner. They're both part of the Hulu family.

[B]

Yes. I feel like maybe Brooks wanted it with all the sisters, and Alex said,

[A]

no, I don't think so. I think there's beef.

[B]

Yeah, I think there's beef.

[A]

And I forgot about that. That I thought. And when Brooks was everywhere and she wasn't there, and they're both part of Hulu family.

[B]

So true. I guess. You know it. With season two.

[A]

And now she maybe.

[B]

Well, no. Oh, now. Yeah.

[A]

And now with this and the fact that, like, if they had any sort

[B]

of, like, friendship wasn't big enough, but she isn't. She's so, like, call her daddy. She's, like, always talking about guys she's dating and sex. Like, it's. So Call her daddy.

[A]

Yeah. She said, like, Nelly Furtado on, she could have Brooks Nader on, not Nelly

[B]

Furtado catching a stray. And I just want to say I love Nelly Furtado. Okay.

[A]

I. Me, too. I'm like a bird, you can't make the argument that, like, Brooks wasn't.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. No, you're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right, you're right.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You're absolutely right. Like, Ali and AJ Were on.

[A]

Yeah. Like she can make it work. Yeah.

[B]

No, and not even, like, she was big enough. She was dating Carlos Alcaraz. Like, yeah.

[A]

Tom Brady.

[B]

She's. Yeah.

[A]

So this is very. No bueno.

[B]

No. Don't you feel.

[A]

I guess we'll have to wait for season five of Love Thy Nader to find out how she feels about it.

[B]

In the year 2050, do you feel like the tides seem to be turning? Don't you feel like the Internet is turning on Alex Cooper? A little bit. I can sense it. And I think with Sophia's book announcement, it kind of started it. And then when the book actually comes out in 100 years, I do feel like just the way people talk about her, it used to be different.

[A]

Yes, I do. But I think she is now too big to cancel.

[B]

Agreed.

[A]

So I don't think it will actually

[B]

affect her, make an impact.

[A]

And I think if she just, like, keeps doing what she's doing, and I don't think she really pays attention to, like, haters and stuff. I think she's, like, very focused business,

[B]

like, looking straight at.

[A]

You know what I mean? And I think she's got, like, big things happening, and she doesn't care what this rando says about her here, there, and everywhere.

[B]

Yeah, Yeah. I don't think I agree that there could be something. Even if, like, the Internet ever turn on her, it's not big enough to actually impact her and her business. Her business is huge.

[A]

Yeah, agreed. But, yeah, so if people want to, like, riot, go ahead. She's not listening.

[B]

Yeah, right.

[A]

Say, are you ready for our next story? Number three.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

A break for Alex Cooper. Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey's wedding date and location have been revealed. Like, and it's not what we thought

[B]

already was June 13th in Rhode Island.

[A]

I know. Apparently, according to Page 6, it's July 3rd in New York City.

[B]

Why would that make any sense? Why would they get married in New York City?

[A]

The save the dates have gone out, and the source told Page Six it's New York City on July 3rd.

[B]

I'm not buying it. I just want to say I don't believe that there. You send out save the dates to make sure everyone clears their weekend for this particular event and doesn't plan a trip. I could have a trip to the Maldives Planned and I get that invitation and I'm canceling it. Non refundable. Like they don't need to worry about people not being available. They're the type of people that you just make yourself available for.

[A]

I agree. This is what the news is saying.

[B]

I don't buy for.

[A]

And also you don't say the second

[B]

that they sent out a save and date.

[A]

Send out save the dates three months, months before the wedding. Like you send them out like the date has been saved a year before.

[B]

Yeah. And I just like, I don't buy it.

[A]

An idea, A twinkle in your eye.

[B]

Now I could see her doing July 3rd because it's like a holiday weekend in Rhode island where she famously spends all of her July 4th weekends. Yeah, but I'm sorry, I'm not buying this for one second. Why the would they get married in the city?

[A]

Apparently July 4th is her favorite holiday.

[B]

Oh, that's so cute.

[A]

And. And this July 4th is America's 250th birthday. It was just 250. It was her 250th birthday.

[B]

Yeah, it was his 250th birthday. Great reference.

[A]

So maybe she's just like feeling super patriotic.

[B]

I just imagine logistically, you know, let's think about it from a multitude of angles. Like, I think logistically, perhaps for privacy reasons, maybe it's easier to get privacy in the city than it is like in a big open field or, you know.

[A]

Yes. But I'm gonna consider, I'm gonna just like think. I don't think privacy is going to be her number one concern when it comes to her wedding. I think that's interesting. I think it's like top five, top three even. But I think she's going to get married where she wants to get married and she's not gonna let like everyone's. It's gonna be a free for all regardless. And I think it's like, it's so exciting and it's all positive in love.

[B]

And like she knows she's like low key religious. Do you think she'd get married at like St. Patrick's Cathedral maybe? And then, and then it would be truly like an American royal wedding where people would wait outside and like she would get into her carriage.

[A]

Like that's what we need, like William and Kate.

[B]

We just like need that to live.

[A]

Yeah. But if she got married like in a venue like the New York Public Library or whatever, like you can't really get cameras in there.

[B]

No, but you can. You have to pull up to the

[A]

street and walk in, and that would be so amazing to get pictures of people walking in. Like, it's the Met Gala or something.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So I feel like I think she's gonna get married where she wants to get married, and maybe it is New York City. She, like, loves New York.

[B]

She does.

[A]

She loves a lot of places, though.

[B]

I would be shocked. Like, really shocked.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Just because it's just so rare. Like, not random, but, like, regular.

[A]

Yeah. Is there anywhere of significance to them in the city?

[B]

I mean, they love Shea, Margot. They go all the time. Was there, like, one of their early dates was Zero Bond not a place you get married at?

[A]

Like, they could get married at the Met.

[B]

They could get married anywhere. They could close down Central park if they wanted to.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, that's my dream wedding.

[A]

The park.

[B]

Central park is, like, literally the most gorgeous place on the planet.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I remember when Josh Peck came on the podcast, and you two, like, spoke about parks for an hour. That's before I became a mom. And I was like, okay, I'll skip that episode. Let me tell you, I love parks, and I appreciate parks now in. In new and different ways. Like, but Central park is the most. First of all, it's most gorgeous park ever. It's so iconic. If I could, like, close down Central park for my wedding and, like, you just walk down the aisle, like, you know.

[A]

Well, isn't that, like, what the boathouse used to be?

[B]

Yeah, but that's just, like, a stinky

[A]

restaurant and it closed.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

There's Tavern on the Green, you know, But I'm saying she's not getting married or Tavern on the Green.

[B]

Not at a restaurant. At the actual park.

[A]

Maybe she'll get.

[B]

Like, every entrance to the park is closed.

[A]

I mean, you could maybe pay the city a lot of money to do that, but they would have to.

[B]

Well, Central park is, like, run by a private conservatory, so you probably could. They. They shut down parts of it for that Global citizens Festival.

[A]

Yeah, you could probably shut down. You don't need the whole park.

[B]

No, no. Like, the good part, like, around, like, 59th street, where you get, like, the east side, west side, south side views.

[A]

If you're really, like, into Central park, you should watch that episode of Ken Burns New York, the one where they build Central park, because it's really, like a. I should. It's a feat of engineering. And also, like, the planning and the thought behind it where it's like, when you're in the park, you actually don't see any buildings in the city, really. Unless you're at the edges.

[B]

Only when you're down at the edge.

[A]

At the edges. But, like, when you're in the park, like, you only see trees. It's like a complete oasis. What they did to, like, build the park and, like, love. It's really amazing.

[B]

Oh, my God. I would love to watch that. You should.

[A]

It's really interesting.

[B]

Kind of have, like, a lot of plans this weekend. I'm going to, like, a big influencer dinner.

[A]

What's it for?

[B]

Just, like, a couple of my influencer friends are in town.

[A]

Oh, who? Sean?

[B]

Yeah. Shannon and some others. Some others?

[A]

Who else? Why don't you tell us? Stassi and so then Taylor, of course.

[B]

That's it.

[A]

That's cool. Just the four girls?

[B]

Yeah. Just having, like, a foursome. Like a quiet.

[A]

Quiet, small and intimate.

[B]

Of course. Just like true sisters. And if you don't listen to the shows, you can't come.

[A]

Of course not. You'll have so much catching up to do.

[B]

Big time.

[A]

I'm playing Maj today, so I'm not gonna be, like, too jealous because, like,

[B]

have fun.

[A]

So what if Taylor got married at the Pierre?

[B]

Yeah. No. By the way, there are a million insanely gorgeous wedding venues.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I would think she's having an enormous wedding.

[A]

I think she's having, like, seriously, like. Like, not to say basic, but, like, classic. I mean, classic, classic wedding. I think two to 300 guests.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like, literally, it could be at the Plaza.

[B]

The Plaza is not enormous. They have, like, a cap. Because I don't know what it. But maybe they could have, like, 200 people there.

[A]

Yeah. Or like, if she feels like she's

[B]

so downtown, you know, Wall Street.

[A]

Cipriani. I would recommend the pr. I had an amazing experience. Like, everyone absolutely tells me. Amazing. It smells so good. The guests loved it.

[B]

Huge.

[A]

Cipriani is a good one.

[B]

Capitel.

[A]

Yeah. But no, maybe like, the Met or like the Museum of Natural History. Like, I feel like she's gonna, you know, do it up a little bit.

[B]

I went to a wedding at the Museum of Natural History. It was sick.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

She also went to a wedding at the Met. Also sick. I got in trouble.

[A]

Yeah. So I feel like maybe something like that, though. Travis Kelsey getting mad at the Met makes me chuckle.

[B]

Yeah. Like, he'll just walk through and his shoulder were like, knock over an ancient Egyptian scripture.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Hate to see it.

[A]

So, I mean, who knows, like, if there's any truth to this, but I feel like Page Six is reporting it with certainty.

[B]

But they also reported the June 13 thing with certainty. Too. Did they kind of.

[A]

I don't know. Are you ready for our next story?

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Thank you, tertiary store.

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[A]

Our next story, Jonah Hill reveals he's married and quietly welcomed baby number two with wife Olivia Millar, not Ruthie Jonah.

[B]

Further proof that celebrities can have privacy if they want it, right? And any celebrity who's complaining about privacy while also getting paparazzi every day is lying to you.

[A]

Jonah Hill revealed a new interview alongside Martin Sarsgazi for Interview magazine that he is married, married to his longtime lady love, Amelia Millar, and the couple recently welcomed their second baby. A rep for Hill confirmed the news to People, saying the actor is happy. As Jonah spoke with Martin, he shared that it takes a special type of project to separate him from his family. He said, quote, and I have two kids now. The only thing that could separate me from my family is the editing room. I love the writing, I love the shooting, but editing, it's like dessert every day. Even the problems are dessert. Elsewhere in the article, he revealed referred to Olivia as his wife, seemingly confirming that they are married.

[B]

So cute. Like, again, we didn't know one of the biggest movie stars in the world was married with two kids. It can it's possible celebrities don't actually want privacy and slay. Remember when he was like canceled for that surfer girl who said he was like, mean to her? Do you remember that whole story?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And what he was dating a normie for a long time and then she came out and like showed like text messages that said he was abusive and it was just like, no, you both just go to too Much therapy and talk to each other weirdly.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

That was such a crazy time or whatever.

[A]

Yeah. So I think he's really retreated a lot since then.

[B]

Because you know what? Going through something moronic like that is curative of, like, public affection. Because it's not worth it. Like, it's not.

[A]

Yeah. And I don't think, though, that stuck to him.

[B]

No. I can. We can't even recall what it was. Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. Good try. Well, mazel mazel. Yeah. Very sweet. Very sweet. It could have been Ruthie. Living like a dream life.

[B]

Could have been Ruth.

[A]

Alas, no. Are you.

[B]

Alas, no.

[A]

Are you ready for our fifth and final story?

[B]

Yeah. Feels right.

[A]

A little Euphoria X Alumni News. Natasha Leone makes a red carpet.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

One day after she was reportedly escorted off a flight.

[B]

So she's so nutty, that Natasha Leon.

[A]

She went to our high school, which is why we say alumni news.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

Oh, I missed that. That's really funny. She did go to our high school, and she's, like, the most famous alum.

[A]

She's so famous. She's in so much stuff. Nothing that I've really ever watched. And so it's like, I know that this alum is so famous, but I've actually never seen her in anything. So I just hear about her.

[B]

I have seen her in Orange Is the New Black, where she was.

[A]

I never watched that.

[B]

But her big breakout role was this show called Russian Doll on Netflix that I never saw one minute of Euphoria.

[A]

I never watched it. I do think, Jackie.

[B]

I don't think she's in Euphoria.

[A]

Maybe she's a new season star on Euphoria. Oh, yeah.

[B]

In the new season. Okay. Okay. So I haven't seen. No.

[A]

And I think she's been in past seasons. I do.

[B]

I don't think so.

[A]

I think there was, like, one thing she was in that you saw, like, growing up. It was like a 90s flick or something.

[B]

She's really famous.

[A]

She is really famous, but it's like

[B]

she went to our high school.

[A]

Oh. She was in at Astra. I did see at Ash. Oh.

[B]

So you're obviously familiar with her work.

[A]

She's in gf. I've seen gbf.

[B]

Gbf.

[A]

Gay Best Friend.

[B]

Huh? You've seen that? Of course.

[A]

If I haven't seen gbf, nobody has.

[B]

Who?

[A]

She's from American Pie. I never saw American Pieces.

[B]

Oh, I. I don't. It was so long ago, I probably wouldn't recognize her.

[A]

It's like, is someone famous? If I've never seen their stuff. You know what I mean? However, I found. I found the random movie that she was in that I have seen, which is. It was called But I'm a Cheerleader, and it's from 1999, and she plays like, some deranged cheerleader. And that's so something. We would have. That's so something.

[B]

Now, it was reported that she was escorted off of a flight. Then she posted, like, a series of tweets about the flight, just basically saying that she won't make to the Drew Barrymore show.

[A]

Yes. Okay.

[B]

She was flying to New York.

[A]

So this is what happened. The. She was in her seat, like, ready for takeoff, and flight attendants were asking her to close her laptop and fasten her seatbelt before takeoff. She allegedly did not respond to repeated requests and appeared to be sleeping behind sunglasses. Then cracking up. The plane taxi to the Runway before returning to the gate, where passengers were reportedly told one traveler would need to be rebooked. Natasha was then escorted off the aircraft with her belongings by a gate agent, and the flight was delayed by just over an hour. She wound up getting on, like, the next flight to New York and making the premiere of Euphoria. But she tweeted, quote, my heart is with all of the unpaid TSA agents at our airports. Sure was looking forward to speaking with Honestly with Drew Barrymore yesterday, but guess wasn't in the cards.

[B]

So something's not adding up. She's clearly lying. And, yeah, I love throwing the TSA drama. Right? Yeah, like, that's a perfect response. Who can respond to that? It had you made it through tsa. So I don't know what this has to do with the TSA agents because you were successfully boarded and somebody said Eddie got. Because if she was asleep and they didn't realize, like, that's easily solvable. Wake her up.

[A]

Yeah. Like, it's not a crime to fall asleep before takeoff, of course. But she was obviously, like, not responsive. Now, she also has, like, struggled with sobriety. She tweeted, like, recently that she had a relapse. And so it's. It's not giving Shu a. Was asleep.

[B]

Of course not. And if she was asleep, it was, like, under you.

[A]

Just, like.

[B]

Like a special type of sleep.

[A]

It was a special type of sleep. Exactly. That requires you to be squirted off the plane.

[B]

But I love that the TSA agents are, like, you know, being blamed.

[A]

No, I don't think she's being. She's blaming them. I think she's like. She's saying she's not Even saying, yes, this happened to me. And with me, she's saying, look over there. That's what she. She said, look over there. Don't look over.

[B]

I'm blind.

[A]

Yeah. Because it's like when people, you know, you're being in an argument with someone and they're like, well, they're starving children. It's like.

[B]

Well, yeah, well, yes, there are. There are, but I'm also upset.

[A]

Yeah, but what about the thing we were talking about? I guess we're not talking about it anymore.

[B]

Right.

[A]

You know, it's kind of like a conversation ender. Because who would argue with that? That no one. A monster. A monster wouldn't send love to our unpaid TSA agents.

[B]

Oh, no. And then you have to side with the person who's sending love to the unpaid TSA agents. Of course.

[A]

Because I'm not a monster.

[B]

Yeah. Right.

[A]

So I don't know if this sort of deflection was, like, taught in our high school, but she obviously had a really great education.

[B]

A plus in that it's such a fun fact. It's literally my claim to fame.

[A]

I know. And, like, I. Does our high school, like, claim her? You know, I feel like they do.

[B]

She's on the Wikipedia.

[A]

Yes, she is. I'm sure, like, you know, that she's part of their, like, most famous alum. And we're, like, not even on the list.

[B]

Not even on the list.

[A]

Which is so crazy.

[B]

I do believe the last time we spoke about this, we were like, ow. Just hit myself on the phone with the phone. Ow. I do believe the last time we Google, like, we were talking about this, somebody went on our high school's Wikipedia.

[A]

Oh, she's also in Uncut gems. Never saw that.

[B]

Never saw that. So notable alum.

[A]

I'm cracking up. Fantastic.

[B]

Before.

[A]

Never saw it, but I'm cracking up.

[B]

Did you know that Isaac Herzog went to our high school? The 10th. 11th President of Israel?

[A]

I didn't know that.

[B]

So a lot of the people on this list are, like, people who work in government. Just because, like, we went to a Jewish day school and, like, a lot of people end up, like, working in policy. But people who we might recognize.

[A]

Of course.

[B]

Natasha Leone is on there. Leandra Medine, the man.

[A]

Oh, yes. I don't feel like we talk about that enough either. I don't think we ever talked about that. That's a good one.

[B]

It's a good one. And we are not here.

[A]

We're not there. That's.

[B]

So not only. Not only are we not here, but somebody Removed us.

[A]

I'm sorry. Like, am I crazy or is that crazy?

[B]

Because I'm sorry. No offense to Larry Tans. Take it back. Larry Tans, who's the VP of global television at Netflix, which I just want to say doesn't get you on notable alum, but Larry Tans, reach out to a fellow alum. We would love a show on the.

[A]

Working there.

[B]

It says, VP of global television. Like, Larry Tans, call us alum.

[A]

Supporting other alums.

[B]

Yeah, I want to see who took us out, because I know I'm looking at. Oh, my God, I'm cracking up.

[A]

What?

[B]

Okay, you're gonna crack up. I went to edit it, and I just want to say I don't, like, edit Wikipedia pages ever. I went to edit. It says your IP address has been blocked from editing Wikipedia. Maybe someone in this building. Would this be the whole IP address? Like, I don't. Or just where I'm sitting or your phone. No, IP address is, like, where you're located. You know, I'll try to do it when I get home.

[A]

That's really crazy.

[B]

Your IP address has been blocked from editing Wikipedia. I was blocked by Yamla. Y A M L A. And the block will expire in two months.

[A]

What's Yamla?

[B]

That's the username. Who blocked me. Who is she? Like, why does she get.

[A]

Remember when you edited something with, like, fresh Jessica?

[B]

That was, like, a hundred years ago for, like, a bit, and I didn't get blocked then. Oh, I can't believe.

[A]

I guess I could try, but, like, I've never edited a Wikipedia before. It feels weird. It's like, a weird thing.

[B]

I can't believe we like,

[A]

that were not there organically.

[B]

Wait, I'm freaking out. So you know on Wikipedia you can, like, read the edits?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So I'm in the Wikipedia page of our former high school, and I'm reading the comments. People are fighting with one another about us.

[A]

I'm sure they're fighting about stuff. I feel like there's a lot of different people come out of our high school who would argue with each other. You know what I mean?

[B]

They're arguing.

[A]

What are they arguing about? Like, politics?

[B]

Well, first of all, they're arguing about us. I'm seriously cracking up that we are not eligible to be on the list because we don't have our own Wikipedia pages. Like, okay, fine, I don't want.

[A]

But Larry has one, I guess. Okay. Okay, fine. Okay, fine. And who. And. And then what's the person. Is anyone defending us?

[B]

No. Then they're arguing about whether or not dance should be included as an athletic team. Cracking up.

[A]

So no one's defending us?

[B]

No, of course not. Oh, now there's a conspiracy theory. Is it true that Bob Ross went to Ramaz? Please provide sources.

[A]

I never heard that. Never heard it. Okay, Queenie and Weenie, and then we'll let you go. I feel like a teacher.

[B]

I'm sorry. I just, like, can't get off the Wikipedia page of our former high school. Okay.

[A]

Like, maybe do it on your own time, you know, I feel like I literally am a teacher. And put that snack away unless you have enough for the class.

[B]

Okay. Welcome to Queenie and Weenie, our final segment of the week, where Jackie and I like to wrap up the week in a little bow. Just take a look back at a glance. What we're down this week. Who is a Queenie who was a weenie? Thus, Queenie and Weenie of the Week. Let's start with Queenie of the Week. Are you ready?

[A]

I am ready. Someone actually sent this to me and said that this person should be Queenie of the Week. And I would say more often than not, I would disagree with, like, whatever's being sent my way. But someone flagged me that at the Masters this weekend, Scotty Shepler's wife is in attendance, and she is 12 days postpartum, doing that, like, thing on the course that they do before the Masters, where the kids come out and they all wear, like, a matching jumpsuit with the family name, and she's, like, carrying the baby in an arty pop. And, like, she's such a Queenie. She's actually, like, too much of a Queenie. And I actually don't know if I, like. I don't know if she should be there. But, like, it's the Masters. It was the Masters. And how are we gonna miss that day is, like, the cutest day on planet Earth. So how are you, like, not gonna be there? And they have another kid who is there, so she has to, like.

[B]

Of course. Last time Scotty won the Masters, she gave that kid to Scotty for a picture, and he had blown out his diaper and had all over his back.

[A]

I. I love it. It's so iconic. And the older kid, like, is a toddler and can work walk. Is, like, the perfect age to, like, participate in this event. And so, like, the mom has to be there. So, like, yeah, we're bringing the baby, and so she's a Queenie for, like, managing all of that. It's, like, almost like Too much that she managed. Like, Jennifer.

[B]

She sets an unrealistic standard.

[A]

No one is like, get in the bed and just. But you're like, the Masters are a huge deal. And so, like, she's just, like, the most supportive queenie, like, woman I ever saw.

[B]

And I thought it was an amazing advertisement for Artie Pop, because when I saw that she was wearing a carrier, I'm like, which one is it? It's probably Artie Pop.

[A]

And it was. Yeah, that's my favorite. The one. The color that she's wearing. It's, like, such an amazing carrier. And, like, just having that newborn. That newborn's like, having the best day of his life all cuddled up, like, at the Masters with, like, his big brother or sister?

[B]

Brother.

[A]

Brother. With his brother.

[B]

That's beautiful. My Queenie is actually in the room with us.

[A]

The frames.

[B]

It's a person.

[A]

Caitlyn Jenner.

[B]

Now my Queenie is actually me. Me.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Why? Because guess what I did. Just part of our family lore. Is that the VHS from Jackie and Olivia's Bat Mitzvah? Sorry. But not Mit Mitzvah because they had it together. Whatever went missing, like, ages ago. It's sort of been this thing we've always been looking for. Guess who found it. Me. Guess who got it digitized. Me. It arrived this morning. I'm going to post some clips on my TikTok because it is so steeny coated. First off, the four of us have the thickest Long island accents. And, you know, back if you ever went to, like, an OG early 2000s but mitzvah, there was, like, this huge videographer who would walk around with a microphone, and you would make, like, this video diary. All the guests be like, jackie, you did amazing this morning. Can't wait to party with you tonight. You look beautiful. Love you. And me and Margo, like, had, like, eight testimonials, and we're so, like, Jacqueline. I kept calling you Jacqueline.

[A]

I know. I feel like. And my name Jacqueline was, like, all over the Bat Mitzvah. And I guess, like, our mom had to decide, like, is it gonna be like, Olivia and Jackie's been, no, my name is Jacqueline. It's like, everything was Jacqueline. You're probably, like, used to seeing Jacqueline on the signage. So that night you were calling me Jacqueline or.

[B]

No. The guy who was hired to do the video said, give a message to Olivia and Jacqueline.

[A]

Yeah, because, like, that's what he saw on the sign.

[B]

Like, I'm like, jacqueline, you guys look amazing. I love you guys so much.

[A]

The Thing is, if you guys watch this clip with your eyes closed and just listen to it, you would never in a million years guess that it's Claudia Margot talking. It's two completely different voices. I never heard those voices in my life.

[B]

And it's also just. It's. It's not damaged at all. So it's this 90 minute video. Our dad is on it. He's, like, talking. I haven't heard his voice. Like, who's that? It is. I'm a Queenie. I am literally so amazing for having not only found it, but also then taking the initiative to get it digitized. I'm incredible. I'm an amazing sister, daughter, mother and friend.

[A]

Watching it. I felt like I was watching an episode of, like, my super sweet 16 or something. Like, yeah, in the beginning, like, we wrote that they're filming, like, our family car. Like, our Hummer rolls up, we all come out of the car. First of all, I don't know, Like, I look like such a brat. I, like, didn't even smile or anything. You were actually the only one. Nice. You, like, waved to the camera. You're such a ham. Like, even from day one. But, like, I'm literally shocky.

[B]

You have to watch. I obviously had just learned how to wink. Yes. Yes. Oh, my God. So in all the confessionals, and by the way, you only have to do it once. I did it like six times. Everything was hounding them. I was like, love you guys so much. And then, like, winking four times. Like, I just. I clearly, the day before learned how to wink.

[A]

Yeah. No, but you were so cute. And like, just all of us walking out of the Hummer, I felt like I'm watching, like, an old reality show. The way that was filmed.

[B]

That's exactly what it was like, Queenie,

[A]

to the videographer who, like, like, filmed our bat mitzvah. Like an episode of my super sweet 16.

[B]

That was clearly, like, the trends in video at the time he slayed.

[A]

Our grandparents are in there.

[B]

It's insane.

[A]

It's insane. I feel like we've been talking so much about our childhood just like on Patreon and going down memory lane for some odd reason. Also, like, when you have kids and now we look at old pictures, like, see which kids look like what? Whatever. To now watch this when we're, like, in this moment of really appreciating it is so crazy.

[B]

No, it arrived this morning.

[A]

We were watching it. Like, as I was picking stories, I'm like, I have to put this down because I have to pick the Stories.

[B]

I only watched 11 minutes, and it's 90 minutes long and it's completely intact. Like, I can't believe, like, my piano.

[A]

Like, we all, like, did a mini recital at the.

[B]

We did, like, that performance because we all played instruments.

[A]

We did a quartet. We used to, like, perform as a quartet, the four of us. Like, I was on the. Actually, that wasn't for quartet. I'm on the cello. You're on the guitar.

[B]

Guitar.

[A]

Olivia's on the piano, and Margo's on the flute.

[B]

Flute. Flute.

[A]

So, yeah, we used to perform together with her flute.

[B]

Like, I'm sorry.

[A]

It's so cute if you know the recorder story from Patreon this week. Like, it just hits even harder.

[B]

So head over to my Tick Tock to see some of the clips and

[A]

head over to Patreon to hear the story of Margot and her flute.

[B]

The story behind the clips.

[A]

And yet, like, another sleigh. Like, not us, like, performing at it. We are the entertainment.

[B]

I am the entertainer.

[A]

And, like, sometimes when our parents would, like, have a party, we would all perform our quartet.

[B]

They would, like, wake us up and be like, get back to the piano.

[A]

No, we were, like, so happy to stay so excited. We were so happy. That meant we could stay up, like, for the party, see everything and, like, do our thing. We're hysterical.

[B]

We're hysterical. We are so cute. We have always been this, like, unit. And just to see it. What year was your bat mitzvah? Like, 2005.

[A]

Yeah, maybe.

[B]

And I'm so thin. It's insane. I'm such a fucking Queenie in that video. I'm £1. And, like, naturally.

[A]

Yeah, I'm very thin as well. But you are thinner.

[B]

Stop. I feel sick. I'm so jealous.

[A]

If I was 12. So it's like 2004. 2000.

[B]

If you were 12.

[A]

No, 2005 sounds right. Because

[B]

if you don't want to say, you don't have to, because it was in June.

[A]

I don't want to. Like, it's in June. My birthday's November.

[B]

Okay, 2005. 2005 it is.

[A]

Oh, my gosh. So gotta go watch that.

[B]

I know.

[A]

And then Weenie.

[B]

I don't.

[A]

I want to end on a high I didn't have.

[B]

You know what's so funny? I had two people for Queenie this week, and I couldn't think of a weenie, which is so not me.

[A]

Positive.

[B]

Oh, shout out to Carol. She was also a Queenie.

[A]

Whom?

[B]

Carol. The bright spot in the sky that the astronaut from Artemis named after his late wife.

[A]

Oh, oh.

[B]

That whole situation was Queenie as well.

[A]

That was Queenie. Yeah. No, I'm like, I'm gonna end on positive. I didn't have a weenie and I'm not gonna muster one up to like burst our body. Agreed. Go into this again with positivity hype, everybody.

[B]

It's a great weekend. Cannot wait. To recap. Coachelli on Monday, Sabrina Bieber. Everyone's like freaking out about Biebercella. I'm personally just looking forward to like the influencers and the brands, you know as well.

[A]

Margo's there. Boots on the ground. So if there's any tea, like we will get a person.

[B]

Is there. It's on the ground.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Are you guys. Love you so much. Have a great weekend. Thank you so much for listening to the Toast and Lenny morning show. We deliver the Fast5 stories you need to know every Monday, The Friday and YouTube. So you're watching us on YouTube. Please feel free to subscribe and give this video thumbs up. We're also available as podcasts and more podcasts. We found set Spotify tunes teacher public radiocast box all the places we listen to podcasts. My NHL CF five star review about a beautiful setting in wiggly towns that we are, you know.

[A]

Love ya. Bye.

[B]

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