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Jackie Oshry
Good morning, millennials.
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Claudia Oshry
Welcome back to the toast. Caught your pants on fire? Tell me a good liar. Tell me you're a liar.
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Jackie Oshry
Trust me, I have spent my morning sat in my makeup chair watching Eff's Pod.
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Claudia Oshry
Same. I don't know how the hell we're supposed to wait till the first story to talk about it. Like, seriously, that square headed. I hate that ugly loser so much. And I am so pre. So fucking proud. I never liked him and I never turned on Brianna LaPaglia like you other snitches did. Now I see everyone on social media like, oh, Brianna, bitch, you were the ones who turned on her. I didn't. Okay, It's. You know what? It feels so good to be on the right side of things.
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Jackie Oshry
Well, I still have like 20 minutes left in the pot, but I've got. No, no.
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Claudia Oshry
By the way, she tells the craziest story. You'll have to tell me two stories at the end.
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Jackie Oshry
Okay. You'll have to tell me when we talk about it. So I haven't even gotten to, like, what social media's reaction. Like, I have no idea what people are saying. Like, are people riding with Bri?
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Claudia Oshry
Of course. They're like, oh, you know, and she has. I mean, should we get into it?
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Jackie Oshry
Like, no, just, just finish this conversation and then we'll get into like what she said in the podcast, in the.
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Claudia Oshry
Stories on the podcast, like, that she really lost herself. Like, if you see. Look at her social media, like, you can see like the girl that she was before this relationship is not the girl that she is after it, enduring it. And everyone's like, oh, you know, I loved Brie and like, I really. I see that. You know, Like, I could see, like, I did unfollow her because I like, you were on the hater train and I wasn't like, this feels. It feels good to know, like, I'm. I'm not like some of these bitches, you know?
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Jackie Oshry
Yeah. No, I'm so proud of her. The $12 million thing. I was at dinner last night.
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Claudia Oshry
We have to wait.
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Jackie Oshry
Like, okay, but now I'll segue. I'll segue out because I was at dinner last night when Margot. We were like, both just like waiting for 8:00, but we went to dinner at 7:45 and like, Margot was like, oh my God, he offered her $12 million in an apartment in New York and a house and she turned it down. And I was like, just stop. Honestly, I was like, I didn't know he had that much money.
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Claudia Oshry
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's definitely something.
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Jackie Oshry
People are talking because I haven't put a red scent in his pocket.
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Claudia Oshry
Oh, yeah, that's another thing to feel good about. Like, did not contribute to the richification or the fame ification of Zach Bryan one iota over here.
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Jackie Oshry
Right. So our hands are clean.
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Claudia Oshry
We are going to dive into the full podcast recap in part in story one of the day, I assume. I mean, we are going to be doing Queenie and Weenie, although it's just so clear.
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Jackie Oshry
It's so clear.
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Claudia Oshry
But maybe we'll have to even do the segment is like a slap in the face to the common sense of our listeners. It's true.
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Jackie Oshry
But maybe we'll have, like, more to add as we anoint.
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Claudia Oshry
Yes. And I actually was only able to watch the podcast this morning because last night I was out at the theater. Have you ever been to the famous Apollo Theater?
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Jackie Oshry
Yes.
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Claudia Oshry
You have?
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Jackie Oshry
It's uptown.
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Claudia Oshry
Yeah, it's in Harlem.
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Jackie Oshry
Where?
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Claudia Oshry
What did you see there?
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Jackie Oshry
Darius Rucker.
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Claudia Oshry
Oh, classic. Well, the Joan Rivers tribute show that I went to last night was for was at the Apollo. And they, the like, when Brian said, like, I have tickets, do you want to come? He sent us the poster and there was like a lineup of people, like, pretty, like decent lineup. So I was really excited. But they didn't put anybody on the lineup, like, who was actually there. It was star studded and it was all filmed for NBC. There were cameras everywhere. They didn't say exactly what it's going to be, but it was, who were the stars. So Tiffany Haddish, Chelsea Handler, Nikki Glaser, Joel McHale. Who else? Who else, who else? I don't wanna spoil it for when it gets televised. And like a bunch of other comedians who like, you know, and like, but like big, big stars.
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Jackie Oshry
Yeah, the big names.
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Claudia Oshry
Yeah, yeah. It was shocking to see who was the best. That's a really good question. Aubrey Plaza was there. So. And I knew this and I was being such a. Know it all. Like, because between every comedian, they had like a package. It was a big screen and it was like archival footage of Joan. It was a combination of like so much stuff from her documentary. I was literally like, honestly quoting it. If you ask Taylor Donahue, she wished she sat next to someone else. I was literally finishing the sentences. I'm like, but so much of the show was about Joan.
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Jackie Oshry
Did you tell her how he had walked through the apartment?
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Claudia Oshry
No, no, I didn't actually. It didn't come up.
- [03:53]
Jackie Oshry
You'll have to text her.
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Claudia Oshry
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But really, the whole show was kind of built around the fact that, like, Joan wrote so many jokes, and she had this crazy filing system. It's in the documentary.
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Jackie Oshry
Yeah.
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Claudia Oshry
She, like, put them all. She would write jokes, and once they were done, she would put them in this filing cabinet. She would type them up on index cards and file them based on different catego. And they were just, like, reading some of her jokes. And Arby Plaza did a whole segment of, like, Joan jokes that haven't aged well. It was, like, really funny. And then. So the whole event was for charity. It was for God's love we deliver, which is. If you watch a documentary, Joan's, like, favorite charity, which started as an organization to, like, send meals, medicated meals to AIDS patients. And now it's, like, for the whole city if you're elderly, if you're sick, and you don't have meals, like, they deliver meals. And so they were auctioning off some of the OG Index cards for. And the starting price for an index card was $5,000. Like, I was. I was gonna, like, auction. Get involved. But then they were, like, starting price, 5,000. I'm like, for an index card.
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Jackie Oshry
That's really crazy.
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Claudia Oshry
I know. So somebody. Oh, you know who bought the first one sitting right in front of me. Lorraine Schwartz.
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Jackie Oshry
Oh, wow.
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Claudia Oshry
Jewelry design.
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Jackie Oshry
What did one go the most for?
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Claudia Oshry
Nothing. So literally nobody was bidding. They should have started at, like, $1,000.
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Jackie Oshry
Yeah.
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Claudia Oshry
Because after a while, Lorraine Schwartz was like, okay, I'll do it. Then the second one, like, nobody did it. And I saw some producer raise his hand. So they obviously, like, just to keep the show moving. And then the third person they gave out to free for someone in the audience, like, it was. I was. I don't want to be cheap. But if they were like, 5,000. 5,000. I would have. I want it to be like, a thousand. I would have spent a thousand.
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Jackie Oshry
Like, yeah, they should have started at 100. Too much charity.
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Claudia Oshry
Like, you overpay. But $5,000 for an index card, like, is absurd.
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Jackie Oshry
Of which there are thousands.
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Claudia Oshry
Well, there. She, in her career, wrote 77,000 jokes. There are 77,000 index cards.
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Jackie Oshry
So that would mean the value of all of the index cards is 77%.
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Claudia Oshry
Of value, because it's not, like, a real value. It's for charity. So it's like, it's all obscene. Obscenely overpriced. But they weren't auctioning off 77,000 of them. Just. No, no.
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Jackie Oshry
But, like, just the idea. It's still. It's about value. Yes. You might overpay because it's for charity, but, like, it's based on the value of something.
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Claudia Oshry
Well, you really can't put a price on. Honestly. If they were auctioning off the one card that she read in her documentary, when she's explaining to the documentarian, like, all these different jokes, she pulls out a random one. It is so funny. She's like, why should I learn how to cook? So my husband can say my wife makes a great roast to some hooker. If they had pulled that one. Because I literally remember that joker.
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Jackie Oshry
$5,000 and get it framed.
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Claudia Oshry
Yeah, I would. But the joke, they kind of gave away, like, three not great ones.
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Jackie Oshry
Oh, yeah, the curation. You didn't answer my question. Who was the best person?
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Claudia Oshry
Oh.
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Jackie Oshry
Oh.
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Claudia Oshry
Let me really, truly think you could.
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Jackie Oshry
Even say two if there was, like, two really great.
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Claudia Oshry
Nikki Glaser. It's actually insane how Nikki Glaser, like, is the funniest bitch on the planet. Like, and she really. She went. The thing is, Joan, if you're like a female comedian, like, Joan means so much to you. And that was coming through from everyone. Even Chelsea Handler was like, my entire career, I have been. You know, everyone compares you to Joan, and it's like, the greatest honor you could ever. And then Nikki Glaser was like, everybody, everybody compares me to Joan. And I'm like, not in a physical way. Right. She was being really funny. And it was like, it was interesting to see people toe the line between being funny, but being really genuine and, like, really sincere, because Joan means so much to female comics. And, like, Nikki really slayed it. And she was. She talked a lot about, like, Joan's plastic surgery and, like, her openness about that and, like, how she gets made fun of for it. But, like, at the time when she would talk about it, it was so, you know, out there and crazy. And now, like, everybody lying to you, like, saying they drink a lot of water because they have, like, a perfect face is like, Joan. Joan was just different. And what was so great is, like, these little packages between. Remember a couple of years ago, we did a story that, like, somebody bough all the archival, like, comedy standup footage of Joan, and they were going to do something with it. I feel like maybe this is part of that because I was, like, watching clips from her standup from her old late night show that I have never seen. It was. That was the best part. I was like, can we get more footage of that, please? So I'm sure they're going to put it all together. And make it, like, a nice special. And it was. It was excellent. It was just nice to see, like, somebody getting there. I feel like we're always honoring people who, like, stink. Joan was that bitch. Joan was a queen. Like, it was. It was. And she would have loved being, like, revered like that because she had, you know, she was very dirty and Jack's coded. She had a chip.
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Jackie Oshry
She had the chip of all chips.
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Claudia Oshry
That, like, she wasn't taken seriously and, like, really respected for the icon that she was. And I loved that they had, like.
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Jackie Oshry
And, like, she is really respected, but it's still not enough. Like, what she is and what she was like, she doesn't get enough respect. And there can never be enough respect.
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Claudia Oshry
Most of the comedians there, like, had met her and had stories about her, which was so nice because, like, Joel McHale and Chelsea Handler went back to back talking about, like, that time at E. Where everybody was, like, working in the same studio, and Joan was, like, actually a delight and, like, a pleasure to work with. And then Melissa Rivers closed the show with this, like, letter that Joan had written. Like, if you guys ever do honor me, please read this. Like, and it was really funny. So. Oh, and it was star studded in the. Oh. But the craziest thing is that literally, we're about to. The show's about to start. Me and Ben sit down. Someone taps on my shoulder. I turn around. Who is it? My mother in law. I said, you. And she brought me a snack. She knew I was gonna be there, but she didn't tell me she was gonna be there. She brought me a snack.
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Jackie Oshry
Ben, she was gonna be there.
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Claudia Oshry
No, we were shocked. I think she, like, wanted to surprise. But she had tickets, and we had tickets. Jen, I. What's her name? Luann De Lesseps was there. Lorraine Schwartz was sitting right in front of me. Was like, really? It was very, like, New York theater crowd. It was fabulous. And I had never been to the Apollo before. It's really, like. I knew it was special.
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Jackie Oshry
Yeah, it is.
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Claudia Oshry
It's gorgeous inside.
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Jackie Oshry
Yeah.
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Claudia Oshry
So that's what I did last night and then ran home and started watching a little bit of BFFs, but it was late, so I watched most of it this morning.
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Jackie Oshry
Yeah, I watched all of it this morning. And I can't believe there's so much juice at the end that I didn't even get to see. But I was out last night. And then when I got home, I might have started to watch it, but then I saw what was going on in Amsterdam, which We need to talk about. And I had nothing but a pit in my stomach and didn't want to watch anything like fun or funny.
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Claudia Oshry
Pittsburgh, usa.
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Jackie Oshry
You might not have seen what happened in Amsterdam last night because like, per usual, like, nobody gives a damn about the Jews. But there was a pogrom in Amsterdam last night. The Tel Aviv Maccabi soccer team was playing soccer match in Amsterdam against Ajax, whatever that is.
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Claudia Oshry
So like a bunch of Israelis flew to support their team. So, yeah, like, like people knew that, you know, lots of Israelis were in town, right.
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Jackie Oshry
And they were staying in hotels and like a group, like many groups, I think it was maybe like hundreds of extremists, like, organized. It was very organized is what they said. Like organized outside of train stations. Like as soon as the fans came out of the stadium, they were like hiding in alleys and like cutting off entry points outside of train stations, outside of hotels where they knew the Israelis were staying. And viciously, physically, violently attacked you, stabbing them, running them over with cars. Some of them jumped into the canal while the others stood there and it was really stabbed.
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Claudia Oshry
People are missing.
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Jackie Oshry
Yeah.
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Claudia Oshry
Israel had to send two passenger planes to literally pick people up to get the fuck out of that because the.
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Jackie Oshry
Police were doing nothing the whole time. If you watch the videos they. And they film themselves, it was very like 10-7-style, very Hamas coded. Yeah. They're filming themselves like making these Jews say free Palestine. They're saying, this is what for what's going on in Gaza. So this is what happens when you globalize the.
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Claudia Oshry
It's just beautiful, isn't it?
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Jackie Oshry
Bella Hadid's dream. And it's. It was so, so upsetting to see like.
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Claudia Oshry
And then waking up this morning and see how like American news reports it, like the New York Times, those vicious anti Semites. I fucking hate.
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Jackie Oshry
It was a soccer led fight. It was a soccer.
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Claudia Oshry
Yeah. They make it seem like a football game and they beat up a fan. Yeah, that's not what it was.
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Jackie Oshry
No, not at all. It was very coordinated. Is like, you know, just blatant anti Semitism again. But anti Semitism is not related to anti Zionism. Even though they're bringing up Jews and telling them to free Palestine. But no, no, no. It's just a conflict about land. Right?
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Claudia Oshry
No. If you are a Jew living in Europe, like, it's so dramatic to say, but like, get the fuck out. Like, seriously.
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Jackie Oshry
I mean, we've always thought that, but this is one step further. It's that a Jew can't visit Europe because it wasn't like Jews Living in anti. You know what?
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Claudia Oshry
We'll be okay. We'll be okay. They don't even have air conditioning over there. Come to America. It's great here.
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Jackie Oshry
Yeah. No, that you can't even go to a soccer game in Amsterdam. Like, and there were so many comparisons drawn to, like, Anne Frank. That's the city that she grew up in. Like, and we know how her story ended and that, like, Amsterdam isn't safer. Jews in 2024 to live or to even visit.
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Claudia Oshry
Yeah.
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Jackie Oshry
Is so crazy. Like, Europe is so far gone.
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Claudia Oshry
Yeah.
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Jackie Oshry
Do not go and do not come.
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Claudia Oshry
Do not go.
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Jackie Oshry
Do not go.
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Claudia Oshry
That was really upsetting. And even more upsetting to, like, wake up and then see, like, how it's being spoken about. I mean, people don't know. And if they do know, they think it's like a soccer kerfuffle.
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Jackie Oshry
Yeah. Like, I knew about it, like, from our family chat. So, like, then I went looking to see what's going on. And, like, you really have to go, like, deep in X and, like, find the tweets of people who are sharing this stuff. But it's not like, headline news where it's everywhere you go. Like, it's very possible that you didn't even hear about this yet. And it's so important that you do because it was like, serious, like, 1930s style pogrom. That's what they used to be called, like, back in Germany, back in Russia, when, like, gang violence would, like, organize themselves and attack Jews, attack Jewish businesses. And last night it was Jewish soccer fans, Israeli fans. So much so that Israel had to send two rescue planes to get the people out of there. And the police were doing nothing. They. They broke into the hotels where they were staying, throwing fireworks into the windows of hotels, beating up fathers who are with their children, beating up women. Don't you care about women?
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Claudia Oshry
It's. Don't you care about women? No, you don't. It's disgraceful. It was really hard to watch. And like, I'm. I'm sorry. Like, trigger warning. No, this is happening. The footage is beyond graphic. These filmed by the people who did it. They are so proud.
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Jackie Oshry
They weren't caught. They were proud.
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Claudia Oshry
So that happened.
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Jackie Oshry
Right. So that's why I didn't watch BFF last night.
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Claudia Oshry
So this morning. Yeah, I didn't want to, like, you know, ruin the experience.
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Jackie Oshry
Like, I wouldn't have. Yeah. And, like, I didn't want to associate the two. So then this morning while I got ready, I watched my BFFs and it's.
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Claudia Oshry
The Perfect thing to watch. Oh, okay. I'm just going to say one thing and then let's just get into it.
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Jackie Oshry
Okay.
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Claudia Oshry
I do have some notes. Production wise.
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Jackie Oshry
Like, I can't believe they didn't get together.
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Claudia Oshry
Were you in a Hamas tunnel? Like, what was with that? The quality I was shook from Josh Richards is like hotel room blog blurry.
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Jackie Oshry
I can't believe they. The remote setup, like, was really pretty seamless, but I can't believe they didn't get to get. Maybe they got together for the first one that they kept alluding to.
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Claudia Oshry
I can believe that they didn't get together because for the most part they don't. But, like, wherever Bree is, like, she has been in this house that I guess she was referring to a lot. She had like a full studio. Josh.
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Jackie Oshry
She went someone in barstool studio.
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Claudia Oshry
No, I'm saying up until this point, they never record in person and it's completely fine. Like, they all really, the three of them have premium setups that it's seriously like the toast. Like, but for the fact that it's fine that they weren't together, but two out of three of them were. Where the hell was. That was the scariest looking studio.
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Jackie Oshry
Brianna was in Milan because he said he got on a break to Milan when Bri called him.
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Claudia Oshry
But, like, he didn't even bring a podcast microphone. He was using his wired headphones. Like, I was shocked. Even though the quality was fine of the audio, the video was really blurry. And Brianna was like, in a professional studio. Like, hello. A light. Yeah, I was shocked.
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Jackie Oshry
No, but that's BFF's pod. So much information in the podcast. So let's get into it.
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Claudia Oshry
Yeah.
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Jackie Oshry
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Jackie Oshry
Beautiful.
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Claudia Oshry
One more? You want to do one more before we wrap? No.
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Jackie Oshry
Okay, I will.
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Claudia Oshry
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Jackie Oshry
Yeah, I mean, I should give you.
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Claudia Oshry
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Jackie Oshry
Slash Turret.
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Claudia Oshry
You're welcome.
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Jackie Oshry
Our first story, BFF's Pod X Zach Brian Brianna Chicken Fry sat down to tell her story about the last year or so of her life with Zach Brian, the last two weeks since they've broken up and where we're at now. So I think the biggest. The main theme from the podcast is that in the last few weeks since they broke up, his team has offered her $12 million to sign an NDA and not speak about the relationship, plus a house and an apartment in New York. The money would have been paid out over three years. She went back and forth with deciding whether or not to take the money, as did Dave and Josh. They did not know how to advise her.
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Claudia Oshry
Yeah, I thought that was interesting that she was, like, leaning on them and, you know, it's smart. Dave is a smart person, especially when it comes to money. So I thought that was wise of her. In the end, she decided not to take the money. And I think that really shocked a lot of people. And I think it also shocked a lot of people who maybe have never been in a relationship like that because, you know, $12 million is $12 million. But. And I was reading because someone in the toast was like, would you have taken the money? And all these people were commenting and everyone was like, honestly? Yeah. But then people were like, no, I've been in a relationship like this. And, like, there's no amount of money that, like, you can't put a price on your own freedom. Like, yeah, when you're out of it, like, no amount of money is even enticing to you. Like, to have your. Your voice stripped from you is. So you were in a relationship for a whole year where your voice was stripped from you. So, like, I think it's really unbelievable to a lot of people. Then a lot of people are like, well, she's rich, she's famous. And actually barstool notoriously, like, pays their talent, like, not a lot of money. If she was a, a podcaster and an influencer, like, free of a barstool contract, she probably would make a lot of money. But she makes a salary from barstool that I'm sure is, you know, generous, but it's not what people probably think. Someone at that level makes so many interesting things. I mean, when her barstool contract was up and she offered her double the money to not work there.
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Jackie Oshry
Yeah.
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Claudia Oshry
Just to, like, I don't know.
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Jackie Oshry
I'm so proud of her that even in the relationship when she's still like under his spell that she said no to that because that was, he was making her like, hey, she said herself, her job, her coworkers. So I'm so glad that she said no to that. But I also think dollars and cents wise, of course, like you don't want to take the money because I can't be bought and like my story and my truth, like you can't silence me. But I also think when you break it down, like $4 million over three years for an influencer at her level. I know she has a barstool contract, but I think Dave is going to be very generous with her. He said he would buy her Bronco. He said he would give her the money. I think all of the money made from yesterday's episode will go to Ms. Chicken Fry.
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Claudia Oshry
There was a lot of ads and I have some notes for Dave on reading ads. But yeah, there was game time, there was raising K. There was also YouTube ads. Yep.
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Jackie Oshry
Yeah, I think they made a lot of money on that episode. I think will all go to her. Maybe even all the diss track stuff would go to her. I think she'll make a lot of money. And we read the creator list recently and if you're a pretty big size creator, you can be making about like $2 million a year if you're decent at the job. So like, I think over time she can out earn that money. But if she signed it and she didn't tell the story and as Dave said, like BFFs pod was going to end soon anyway. And especially if she didn't share some anything about the breakup because she couldn't. I think that would affect her career in the same way that the last year affected her career where she wasn't.
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Claudia Oshry
Being herself and it really affected the BFF's pot. I was shocked to hear them say that. Like I received that like just as a consumer, I feel like it kind of fell off a little bit.
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Jackie Oshry
Yeah.
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Claudia Oshry
But for Dave to say like, yeah, we were going to end it one because like I'm a little too old to be talking about like Internet drama but like to like we weren't like doing much.
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Jackie Oshry
Yeah, yeah. So I think that if she signed the NDA and like didn't share the truth that it would affect her earning potential because people were sort of like waning in their interest from her.
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Claudia Oshry
And that's the other thing. That's what's so fud up about this whole thing is like he made her into a version of herself that, like, the Internet hated. And if. If you could, like, the reception on Tick Tock before she started dating Zach, Brian. And now after is so different. Like, she really, like, that's valuable. That's part of your job. How people see you, how they engage with you, how they follow you. And, like, for him to have stripped that from her, like, he really. It's so textbook abuse. And, like, isolating you from your friends and family, from your career, from your job. It's so many things that he stripped from her. And the fact that she's only been out of it for two weeks and she's able to see it. So zoomed out. Jackie, she's 25. Yeah. Like, she's very, well, first of all, extremely smart and well spoken. But, like, just to see these things, like, I think it takes some people months and years to really kind of zoom out and understand what they went through and dissect random moments being like, oh, yeah, that was abuse. That was narcissism. Like, she kind of, like woke up in an instant. And it's beyond impressive how mature she is for her age. I was shocked when I found out she was 25.
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Jackie Oshry
Yeah. Very, very mature. And also, like, I liked what she said. When it's like, I. There's obviously stuff about him that he doesn't want out there because that's what the $12 million for. Like, whatever he's struggling with, whatever, you know, even just a lot of things. And she was like, I didn't not take the money so I could, like, tell all his secrets. I didn't take the money so I can say what happened to me, what I experienced. And I could, like, go forth and tell my story, but she's not spilling his secrets and sharing all the dirty details about him. And that's why, like, she really is being so respectful about it as much as she can. While also, like, she had a public relationship, she's having a public breakup. And so she.
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Claudia Oshry
If the.
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Jackie Oshry
If she wants the public, like, to care for her still and, like, be invested, like, she also has to do that last chapter, which she wouldn't have been able to do. And if there wasn't that, then that's not what being an influencer is.
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Claudia Oshry
No. Because she still is protecting him and she's not. You know, when you break up with.
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Jackie Oshry
Somebody, I could even protect him by telling us that he called them idiots and not our words.
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Claudia Oshry
Yeah, that was interesting.
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Jackie Oshry
I could see when she read the text, when Dave read the text of the screenshot, she's, like, holding her head because she's, like, she's even protecting. Because now people know he uses that word.
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Claudia Oshry
And, like, for him to have gone up to, like, if you would have asked me, like, how much money do you think Zach Ryan offered Brianna to, like, not talk about? I would have said, like, maybe $2 million. The fact that it was 12 is indicative of something greater. Right? And. And she's not. But he's such an idiot because if he had just ended the relationship with a modicum of decency and respect, she obviously has a lot of love for him. She would not have gone. She would have probably continued to protect him and. And talked about it in her personal life, but that's it. He's such an idiot to do the whole thing via text, treat her, speak to her. So fucking disgusting. Even when they're showing screenshots. Get your shit out. Like, fucking monster. Like, if he had just acted with the smallest bit of grace, they would seriously. We would not be here. We would not be having this conversation. And he wouldn't have even need to. Needed to pay.
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Jackie Oshry
He could have even, like, broken up with her, went to Oklahoma, had the conversation over text, just not been on. Raya let her announce the breakup when she wanted to and let her, like, go forth and heal. But, yeah, it would have saved him $12 million potentially. And then also, whatever this is about to do, right?
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Claudia Oshry
She gave him a lot of rope and he hung himself with it. Like, he is so dumb. I. Every little window into who he was. Okay, so you didn't get to this story. It was. I couldn't believe they saved it to the end. Jackie. It was so shocking. Two things. One, you know, one night. One morning, she woke up and was singing. Last night we let the liquor talk, and literally they didn't talk for a week. You singing someone else's song in my house, in my apartment that I paid for. Like, fucking crazy lunatic. Okay.
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Jackie Oshry
Oh, my God.
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Claudia Oshry
But this other story, like, is really. And all the stories she told her obviously is something that she's comfortable sharing. She. And when she. In the first clip, she was talking about how there was a night in, I think, December. She was like, unspeakable things happen. I don't know what happened, but, like, I feel like she's still not sharing. Like, really? What? Like, I wouldn't be surprised if there was different forms of abuse. Like, right, because she. She wasn't sharing all that. But the story she told at the.
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Jackie Oshry
End is, like, December being, like, 11 months ago. I was having a hard time with the timeline.
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Claudia Oshry
I know. So was I. Hold on. December being 11 months, because we're only in November. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. So it's her birthday. He's on tour, you know, and as a gift, he, like, rented this, like, huge house on the water in New Hampshire for her family and her friends and her to all go. And then he's like, I'm gonna come. And she's like, okay, great. And then, like, the whole time leading up, he's, like, complaining, like, I'm gonna be tired. Like, I work so hard. She's like, don't come. Please don't come. Of course he comes. The first night, they're doing, like, you know, bonfire and beers. Like, chill, you know, she's, like, kind of, like, earthy like that. All of her friends are sitting around. They're sitting around the fire, and, like, she could just tell, like, it's gonna be bad. He is, like, making little jabs at people, like, not being the kind of boyfriend. And she was, like, kind of panicked about it. So she was like, okay, I'm going to bed. It was 11:30, and she thought he would follow her, and he didn't. So she goes upstairs, and she does go to sleep. She's just like, I can't. I can't handle this. She wakes up an hour and a half later, like, screaming, smashing glass, like, what the fuck's going on? She runs downstairs. Everyone's, like, hiding in the basement. All the. Her girlfriends hysterically crying. And she's like, what the fuck's going on? She looks outside. Her aunt, like, her old lady aunt, is, like, holding him back, like, trying to get him to calm down. Apparently, like, while they were all sitting at the bonfire, like, he just snapped. Like, nobody was doing anything. He snapped. He's like, you're all low lives. You'll never accomplish anything in your life. I'm successful. You're not. Like, probably, like, having a chip on his shoulder that he paid for this house. Like, I literally don't know. And she was like, I couldn't even go out there. Like, when he would get, like this, like, you just. There's no coming back from. You kind of have to just, like, let him deactivate. But all of her friends were, like, filming him. Just, like, have on record for Brianna, like, this crazy, toxic, abusive behavior. It's huge fight, whatever. He goes back on tour. She comes with him. And, like, the fact that her friends had filmed him, like, obviously had really bothered him. She was like, that's why they Offered me so much money. Part of it. Like, I have all this footage, like.
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Jackie Oshry
Okay.
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Claudia Oshry
From nights like this.
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Jackie Oshry
Yeah.
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Claudia Oshry
But every time for, like, the next couple of weeks following that event, like when they would be together, he would walk, like, literally walk off stage onto the bus to see her and, like, start filming her. You like that? You like when I film you in your private, like, fucking crazy. Fucking crazy.
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Jackie Oshry
Oh, my God.
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Claudia Oshry
Yeah. So the story she told at the end, everybody was just sort of like, wow, like, the reception. I mean, there's nothing to say. I thought that Josh and Dave did a good job of, like, being supportive, but, like, there's no. There's no correct way to respond to something like that.
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Jackie Oshry
Yeah. Yeah, they did a really good job of being supportive while also, like, being angry on her behalf.
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Claudia Oshry
And she wasn't angry. She was just sort of, like, sad.
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Jackie Oshry
Yeah. No way.
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Claudia Oshry
And by the way, and I'm glad she addressed it, she looked frail. Like the light from her eyes had died. She looked so thin. I. She was like, I lost 15 pounds that I did not have to lose. Like, she's always been a very skinny girl. My first thought when I saw was like, her bones are sticking out of her jeans.
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Jackie Oshry
Yeah.
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Claudia Oshry
And like, that's what a relationship, like that does to you.
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Jackie Oshry
Right. And that's what happened in the relationship. And then the last two weeks have also been really hard. Like, and also asking yourself, like, the biggest question of, like, the money versus and the thing is, even if she had taken the money, like, I wouldn't. It's not like I would have. I mean, one, we wouldn't know, but two, I would not judge at all. Like, she said she doesn't come from much. Like, her family will never see that amount of money in their lives.
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Claudia Oshry
That was. That was really sad to hear. Like, talking about how, like, turning down that type of money.
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Jackie Oshry
Like, her family was like, her family was like, taking the money.
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Claudia Oshry
She grew up vacationing in, like, a trailer park. Like, this is somebody who did not grow up like this. So you have to be incredibly principled and scrupled to turn that kind of money down. And, like, look your parents in the face and. And them telling her to take it is completely understandable.
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Jackie Oshry
Yeah. Like, it's not like a hypothetical. Like, that's real money. And she said, I was ready to take the money and I was like, ready to sign. And they actually dilly slow and sending me everything and weren't going to send me the money. Like, that day. That's why Dave was like, send her the money. And in that moment, like, she was like, okay, never mind. So if they had moved faster, she said they're stupid. If they had moved faster, like, it would have been done.
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Claudia Oshry
Yeah. I can only imagine, like, what he's really, truly hiding. Obviously there's some sort of alcohol abuse. I imagine you get violent when you drink. Like, there's. Your mind goes to a million places. Because she's not really sharing. Like, I think the worst of it, even though the stuff she's sharing is so fucking horrible. I hate this fucking guy. He better hope we never run into each other. Like, I'm throwing hands. I. And so ugly to act like that. Like, I'm sorry, you can't act like that if you're that ugly. If your head is that square, you can't.
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Jackie Oshry
Yeah.
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Claudia Oshry
And you know, he's not 5 11.
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Jackie Oshry
He is.
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Claudia Oshry
He's not.
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Jackie Oshry
He's not.
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Claudia Oshry
Right.
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Jackie Oshry
He paid off that site.
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Claudia Oshry
He paid off that website because so many people were like, I've taken pictures of him. I'm five seven. He's literally two inches taller than me. Okay. So he's short, square headed. Fuck, I fucking hate this guy. Like, I was actually. And this isn't a situation like I can relate to, so I don't know if this is right where I was actually triggered. Like listening to it just. It's so textbook. It's also like imperceptible. Right. It's not like she walked into a room with a bruise on her face. So it's like you're not being abused. It's verbal abuse. It's really mental.
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Jackie Oshry
Emotional.
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Claudia Oshry
It's emotional. It's like, it's so hard, psychological.
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Jackie Oshry
You know, hot and cold and you don't know what you're gonna get and you're walking on eggshells. And then the amount of love that you get kind of like tides you over for the next time. And even when it's bad, you're like, well, I know the love party's coming, so like, let's just weather the storm as she said, and then deactivate him.
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Claudia Oshry
Fame and millions of dollars. Like, that's really with the diamond and.
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Jackie Oshry
They'Re both famous and like, she's got her own thing going that he can like, wheeled against her.
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Claudia Oshry
Yeah. Anything that brought her joy made him sick. Oh, I mean, the Golden Globes.
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Jackie Oshry
Yeah.
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Claudia Oshry
Dress, the tour.
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Jackie Oshry
That's what ended their relationship. She took two weeks to do her.
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Claudia Oshry
Tour after being on tour with him for a whole year.
- [33:10]
Jackie Oshry
And he couldn't do that. And I'm like, not Only could he not. He was supposed to be with her. That was the plan. Like, that was there and by the. And like, the. That's what's equitable in their relationship. A year for him, two weeks for her. Sure. Okay. He couldn't be with her. He couldn't even just stay home.
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Claudia Oshry
Yep. Yeah, I obviously, I'm kind of well known for my takes on cancel culture. Just know, like, when I talk about cancel culture, I'm not talking about this. Like, this is the exception. Like, seriously, I want him. His record label to drop him. Like, and I know this will make seriously no impact on his career. Like, as a male rock star. Like, this is the sort of behavior you just. You let it slide. But he has so many female fans, and it was those female fans that, like, really tortured Briana over the last year. Like, making horrible videos about her. And, like, I want him done. I never want. Like, I hate them. Sorry. Like, you are an abuser. You don't get to, like, be famous anymore. Stop it.
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Jackie Oshry
I do really wonder how this will affect his career. I don't. He won't be dropped by his record label or anything like that. But, like, I wonder how it will affect fans. I wonder how will affect his fellow artists at award shows.
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Claudia Oshry
Like, Noah Khan is not fucking with him anymore.
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Jackie Oshry
Right. But also, like, he seems like a fucking piece of work, piece of shit. So, like, maybe he didn't have that many friends to begin with, but.
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Claudia Oshry
Oh, wait, and then we have to talk about Rose and Deb.
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Jackie Oshry
Rose and Deb.
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Claudia Oshry
So Rose is his ex wife.
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Jackie Oshry
Okay.
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Claudia Oshry
And then Deb was the girlfriend that he dated before Brianna, who, like, his fans loved. I think she was a toaster. Because people used to be like, deb, Deb, Deb. I was like, who's Deb? And he broke up with her kind of. Now, like, looks really similar. Like, abruptly out of nowhere, started dating Brianna.
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Jackie Oshry
But Brian also maintains that there he was broken up with her when they started.
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Claudia Oshry
Yes. That the timeline is totally cool because.
- [34:52]
Jackie Oshry
People said, like, they both broke up with their people to be that they both cheated.
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Claudia Oshry
Yeah. But now we know. I don't think when he got divorced from Rose, like, he was liquid or famous enough to, like, pay her off. But I do imagine that Rose, who has been radio silent, like, she went. She's still, like, a content creator, so she went back to life. Hair, makeup, like, that's it. Never once spoke about any. And it's clear that, like, maybe she got a settlement of sorts. And so I think Brianna feels like.
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Jackie Oshry
People said Rose Is a toaster.
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Claudia Oshry
Deb.
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Jackie Oshry
Deb is ex wife.
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Claudia Oshry
No, Rose's ex wife.
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Jackie Oshry
But she does content.
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Claudia Oshry
Deb, you just said. Okay.
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Jackie Oshry
You said Rose went back to hair and makeup. Okay. Deb is a poster. She went back to hair and makeup. Rose was the military wife, right?
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Claudia Oshry
Yes, exactly. But he didn't have money at the time, so nobody would have cared. Who could she tell? Like, we don't care. But then he was really getting pretty famous while dating Deb, and I think it's, like, safe to assume that perhaps he settled with her.
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Jackie Oshry
Yeah.
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Claudia Oshry
And so I think Brianna feels like there are other women who weren't in the position.
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Jackie Oshry
Yeah.
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Claudia Oshry
That she was in to not take the money. Like, she can live and pay her rent and do things, you know, that's. See, like, he makes them move out of their apartments, come live in my house, and everything's in his name. But it's like, yeah, we're moving near your family. So this is our house. Our kids are going to live here. But then, boom, get out, get your shit and leave. Like, so someone who's not liquid like Brianna is. Brianna has a career. Is fudgeing screwed.
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Jackie Oshry
Yeah.
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Claudia Oshry
So he kind of puts him in a position to have to take the money.
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Jackie Oshry
Why did Margo tell me that the other. The past girlfriend got 1 million doll dollars? She told me that.
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Claudia Oshry
Is that what Margaret said?
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Jackie Oshry
Yes. I don't know that.
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Claudia Oshry
Let me ask her where she knows.
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Jackie Oshry
This is what happens when Satch lives in my house. I know stuff.
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Claudia Oshry
It's so true. And, like, I don't have to download and send Tick tocks. Jackie just goes down tomorrow.
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Jackie Oshry
I do. I go to Margo's room and I'm like, pull up this one.
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Claudia Oshry
It's. It's Tick tock hour, everybody. Turn off the lights here.
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Jackie Oshry
Deb got $1 million.
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Claudia Oshry
I didn't hear that, but it's possible.
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Jackie Oshry
Margot just knows stuff, you know?
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Claudia Oshry
It's so true. She's so young and connected. She's probably talking to Deb for sure now. Not to make everything about me, but my immediate thought, like, this morning was, like, really just genuine pride that I never disliked Briana and I never liked spongebob Square Fan. Like, I am so real for that. Like, real CES real. And, like, I'm a forever fan of Brianna now. Like, she's got charisma. She's got talent. I want the world for her. Like, I need $12 million. I could wipe my ass with $12 million. That's what I need from Breanna.
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Jackie Oshry
Margo Said she heard it in a TikTok. She's not sure how true it is. Okay, got it.
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Claudia Oshry
Okay.
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Jackie Oshry
Okay.
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Claudia Oshry
So spreading Margot, spreading misinformation.
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Jackie Oshry
Right, Right now I need. No, now I know I need to fact check her. I agree with you about Brianna. Now it's on us. Like people who are kind and loving.
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Claudia Oshry
The women who tore. The women who were so excited, happy, joyful to tear her down because they were living. She was living a life that they could only dream of. Meanwhile, it was a fucking nightmare.
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Jackie Oshry
Now it's on us to fill up Brianna's wallet.
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Claudia Oshry
Like subscribe, download, follow, so true. I followed.
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Jackie Oshry
I want to watch her tour, documentary.
- [37:54]
Claudia Oshry
Everything and get her back on surviving barstool.
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Jackie Oshry
It's now up to us to make her realize that she made the right decision. Because not only in her heart, but also in her pocketbook. It will even out over time.
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Claudia Oshry
It's just really also a reminder about the Internet because I think that a couple of months ago you would have looked at this person. You know, try a rock star living a dream, private jets tour. Like, this guy, everybody wants him, he's so ugly. They love him, they think he's so hot. Literally, you would have thought, like, I would give anything to be her, to be this life. It's a dream. Meanwhile, she's living a fucking nightmare.
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Jackie Oshry
Yeah.
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Claudia Oshry
So it's important to remember when consuming other people's lives, like, of course. What do they say? Like, comparison is a thief of joy. Like, not only that, like, you have no fucking idea.
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Jackie Oshry
You have. You can't compare when you don't know the truth.
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Claudia Oshry
You're getting 10%.
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Jackie Oshry
Yeah. I followed her for a while and I remember she like posted like happy birthday stuff for exactly the most glowing, loving, like enmeshed for him, for her to twin flame sort of thing. And I'm like, wow, a perfect relationship. Like, how dream. How amazing.
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Claudia Oshry
Yeah.
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Jackie Oshry
So social media is not real, but you should already know that. And one thing, everybody is fighting their own battles.
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Claudia Oshry
One thing that I hope she unlearns a little bit is she. She kept like taking responsibility. She's like. Because she was telling a story about something crazy. Did. She's like. And I went back, you know, and. And that's on me. She kept like taking responsibility because I think she's been so beat down by the Internet, like, taking accountability. Take accountability. And so she sort of blames herself a lot for like believing him, for loving him, for, you know, getting swayed by him easily. And I think she really needs to like unburden Herself from that. Like, that's what abuse is. Like, it's. It's literally not your fault, it's his.
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Jackie Oshry
Yeah. I think over time, she will. I think in two weeks, like you said, like, she's already recognized it for what it was, which is, like, major strides. And that will be part of the next, like, phase of her healing, is recognizing that it wasn't her fault and that, like, this is what these people do. And she real. As much as it's like, you have choices, like, you could just leave. Like, she couldn't. Where. Where is she going?
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Claudia Oshry
She couldn't.
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Jackie Oshry
Like, and he made her feel like nothing without him. He separated her from her family. So I think eventually, like, she'll unlearn that. But right now, that's where she's at. Especially because she knows that the hater's response is going to be like, well, you could have left the. Why'd you say, you're the one who went back? So she's like, that is on me that I stayed, that I went back. Eventually, I think she'll see, like, technically, yes, she had the choice to leave, but she didn't really have choices.
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Claudia Oshry
Yeah. I do wonder what this means for the future of the BFFs. Like, are they going to give it another go?
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Jackie Oshry
Well, they fucking better until they make $12 million and then they can end the show.
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Claudia Oshry
Correct.
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Jackie Oshry
And so either they can wait till they make $36 million so that Brie gets her 12, or they can just give it all to Brie and wait till they make 12 and give it to Bri and then they can move on. I wonder how they'll do it. Dave is really, like. I know he gets so much, but he is such a generous person. He really, like, rides so hard for the people that he cares about. And I feel like he gets so much shit for being, like, misogynist, whatever. Like, he's always like, the girl. The women that, like, work for him, he's like, always. They love him right by them. Like, you couldn't ask for a better boss than what Dave is doing for her.
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Claudia Oshry
What? Right in what she's gone through. Like, a better ally. Like somebody I'm sure like her. Like, she had legal help. Like, I don't even get a lawyer to negotiate a fucking settlement with your ex boyfriend.
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Jackie Oshry
Someone who's not scared of nothing because another boss would be like, listen, this is a liability. We don't want the stink. They could sue the hell out of us. And he's like, we're telling the truth. You can't sue me. Think you're going to extort? You think I'm extorting you? You're bribing her, like, just riding so hard for and making her so unafraid, knowing that she's someone in her corner who has her back, which is really nice, but also has, like.
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Claudia Oshry
Who has a lot of resources. Yeah.
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Jackie Oshry
Which is also important.
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Claudia Oshry
It's true. And I like that Dave said that, like, it was important for him to know, like, you're not the only one who has money. Like, it's not a big deal. I have it, too.
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Jackie Oshry
Yeah. You want to pay me, I'll pay Bri.
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Claudia Oshry
Right.
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Jackie Oshry
So I feel like he deserves a lot of credit for that, and he's always been that way.
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Claudia Oshry
Yeah, I. I agree. It was a good showing for him.
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Jackie Oshry
Do you also feel like so much of this is, like, Taylor Swift coded? Not only because they keep saying smallest man, but because, like, Zach, Brian, like, trashed her? Like, two days ago, Taylor wrote Parsley, wrote Dave a letter.
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Claudia Oshry
And Brianna, I was looking at her TikTok yesterday, and people were like, you need to listen to the ex Taylor Swift song. Like, now you know what it's like. And she was like, you're so right. You're so right. She's gonna become a big swifty. Cause she's, like, not a swiftie.
- [42:21]
Jackie Oshry
Yeah. Because she was with him. Who's tweeting that stuff. Meanwhile, Parsley loves Saved.
- [42:26]
Claudia Oshry
Parsley love Save. So that's, like, probably a developing story. Oh, he keeps, like, releasing music. Oh, he's like, girl, we don't care. Take your guitar and go cry. Like, shove it up your ass. She literally shove it up your ass. Like, the hate. It's. I went from being, like, so indifferent about this person. Like, I just kind of, like, never got into it, to. It's my mission now to destroy his life. Like, I hate him.
- [42:50]
Jackie Oshry
No. I went from being, like, really sad about their breakup because I thought their relationship was something and, like, that it wasn't, to being so relieved about their breakup that now I. I need to remember this for the next, like, couple that I ship when they break up. Like, I need to realize, like, I need to have relief and not sadness, because when people get to a place of breaking up, like, that's a bad relationship.
- [43:11]
Claudia Oshry
It's true. It's true.
- [43:14]
Jackie Oshry
So I don't know if I'll ever learn that, though.
- [43:16]
Claudia Oshry
And I also think. I feel like, you know, this phrase of love bombing, people have really, like, it started to lose its meaning. People are like, this guy's texting me so much, he's love bombing me. No. Meeting someone four days later and getting a tattoo of them. That is love bombing.
- [43:30]
Jackie Oshry
Yeah. A lot of these terms have lost their meaning. And narcissists, that's really hard for the people who are going through it. Yeah. Every guy that's like, not acting in a manner is a narcissist. Like, that's not what it means. And we need to bring back meaning to those terms and because I feel like.
- [43:44]
Claudia Oshry
Right.
- [43:44]
Jackie Oshry
Her situation is really textbook. But when those words are always slung around, it's like, it's hard to really picture it.
- [43:53]
Claudia Oshry
Yeah.
- [43:54]
Jackie Oshry
So I agree with you about the love bombing. And also, sometimes people like, will be just being nice and they're like, they're love bombing. It's like.
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Claudia Oshry
Yeah.
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Jackie Oshry
No.
- [44:01]
Claudia Oshry
And it's a. Girls, like, only want to date guys. Like, nice incense flowers after the first date. He's love bombing, right? No, he's literally just nice.
- [44:07]
Jackie Oshry
And like, that's still true. But she was love bombed.
- [44:11]
Claudia Oshry
Correct.
- [44:12]
Jackie Oshry
Great. Well, that's the first story. I agree that it's developing. I look.
- [44:17]
Claudia Oshry
Oh, I'm sorry. I think that the. Him waiting three days, yada yada. A lot of it had to do with the election they were saying, which I thought was so interesting. He really tried to bury this story. Meanwhile, Donald who? Kamala who. Who gives a fuck? Literally, this. I feel like it's bigger than it ever could have been. Even, like people actually are so desperately seeking it. Distraction from the election that I actually think he so did himself a disservice. He played this so wrong. But I thought it was so interesting how they really tried to like, like maneuver with the election.
- [44:44]
Jackie Oshry
Yeah. If he had gotten it done before the election, then the election would have happened and we would have forgotten. But like in this kind of dry spell, post election celebrities aren't doing much. This is all we've got.
- [44:56]
Claudia Oshry
It's true. It was actually really.
- [44:57]
Jackie Oshry
It's bigger than ever.
- [44:59]
Claudia Oshry
Obsessed.
- [45:00]
Jackie Oshry
Yeah, me too. So just rooting for Bray constantly.
- [45:05]
Claudia Oshry
Number one fan. Should we start like a. I'm going to start literally like a fan page, like just hyping her up.
- [45:12]
Jackie Oshry
Yeah. Are you ready for our next story?
- [45:16]
Claudia Oshry
Like, if I have to talk about something else. Sure.
- [45:18]
Jackie Oshry
Yeah. It's not bad.
- [45:20]
Claudia Oshry
Okay.
- [45:20]
Jackie Oshry
It's good. It's some holiday cheer Meister. Because the skims holiday campaign has dropped and it is starring Goldie Hawn and her kids, Kate and Oliver Hudson and then their kids. So it's like a big hawn Hudson family affair skims campaign.
- [45:35]
Claudia Oshry
Really cute. So different, unexpected. Like if you said skims is gonna tap like a classic family, I don't know who I would have thought of. I wouldn't have thought like the Hudson's, but they really are so famous across like different age generations. And Oliver and the King Oliver. It was really cute. I love Oliver.
- [45:53]
Jackie Oshry
Oliver doesn't mean as much to anyone as he does to us.
- [45:56]
Claudia Oshry
Yeah. For some reason, like we are obsessed with him.
- [45:58]
Jackie Oshry
I don't know. And well, he was in. He's in a lot of stuff. But there's something.
- [46:01]
Claudia Oshry
But he was in something we watched. He plays someone's ex husband.
- [46:05]
Jackie Oshry
He was in something we watched. That's like one of our movies.
- [46:09]
Claudia Oshry
Wait, was he in Daisy Jones?
- [46:11]
Jackie Oshry
But that wouldn't be why we love him. Like he's in a plenty of stuff.
- [46:14]
Claudia Oshry
Read his IMDb.
- [46:17]
Jackie Oshry
He's in Nashville.
- [46:19]
Claudia Oshry
Excuse me.
- [46:19]
Jackie Oshry
For six years. Yeah. Excuse me. That might have been the one. I think he was in scream queens too. But I remember already loving him when I knew he was going to be in scream queens.
- [46:29]
Claudia Oshry
I feel like I really started to like him from his social media.
- [46:32]
Jackie Oshry
That too. And then they do the podcast.
- [46:34]
Claudia Oshry
Yeah. And I want to say something. I actually think it's crazy that they've never invited us on their podcast.
- [46:40]
Jackie Oshry
That's true.
- [46:41]
Claudia Oshry
Because they only invite siblings. And like there aren't a lot of siblings. Especially siblings who podcast. Like our podcast is bigger than theirs. Like why would I keep waiting to be like invited on that show? Is that weird?
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Jackie Oshry
Yeah. But then we'd have to go on it.
- [46:51]
Claudia Oshry
I mean. Yes. Facts. We always are complaining. Like we don't get invited. We don't come and then we get invited.
- [46:57]
Jackie Oshry
We literally say no, we just want to be invited.
- [47:00]
Claudia Oshry
That's.
- [47:00]
Jackie Oshry
We don't want to go.
- [47:01]
Claudia Oshry
We just want to be thought of.
- [47:02]
Jackie Oshry
Yeah. It's really true. And that you also. People could take solace in that. Like knowing we're the type of people.
- [47:07]
Claudia Oshry
We're not going to invite us.
- [47:08]
Jackie Oshry
We won't come. Like we'll save you the plate.
- [47:11]
Claudia Oshry
So you look like a good guy.
- [47:12]
Jackie Oshry
Yeah.
- [47:13]
Claudia Oshry
And then you don't have to see us.
- [47:14]
Jackie Oshry
And then we are not like chippy about you.
- [47:16]
Claudia Oshry
Chippy. I thought this was really well done. Like I loved the whole aesthetic of it. Like the green plaid pajamas. They were like at this like country club looking type of brunch. It was really very cute. And well, I. I mean they just crush it. Like the celebrity endorsements department of skims.com is so top tier. I have no notes.
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Jackie Oshry
Yeah.
- [47:38]
Claudia Oshry
And I have notes for everyone.
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Jackie Oshry
Yeah. I wonder if they have really big budget or. It's like they have decent budget, but Kim has good relationships and it's an honor to be thought of.
- [47:47]
Claudia Oshry
Yeah. I think that they're not, like, you know, paying people extreme amounts, but I don't think they're lowballing people. I think they're giving fair offers. But there's so much that comes with. It's not just the campaign. It's really like the hype, the social media. Like, you get numbers, you get followers. It's. And it's such a relevant kind of Internet first brand that for a podcaster, like, you do it.
- [48:05]
Jackie Oshry
Yeah. And there are just a couple of podcasters, after all, and they're just coming.
- [48:09]
Claudia Oshry
Off of, like, banger after banger between the Tate McRae, Olivia Munn, and I'm sure they have a bunch of holiday stuff.
- [48:13]
Jackie Oshry
Yeah. Tate McRae was technically holiday also. I meant to say we should go to Oliver and Kate's podcast for Halloween ideas because they have siblings.
- [48:23]
Claudia Oshry
It's a fucking great idea. Just go through all their.
- [48:26]
Jackie Oshry
Let them do the legwork.
- [48:28]
Claudia Oshry
I love that.
- [48:29]
Jackie Oshry
Someone remind us next year that we said that. Are you ready for our next story? Just gonna take a negative turn, if I may.
- [48:38]
Claudia Oshry
Okay, let's get negative. My favorite.
- [48:39]
Jackie Oshry
Liam Payne's friend, hotel employee and alleged drug dealer have been charged in connection to the singer's death. Liam Payne's friend, a hotel employee, and an alleged drug dealer have been charged in connection to the former One Direction member's death, the National Crime and Correctional Prosecutor's Office announced in a press release on Wednesday. The friend, who was not identified but reportedly presented himself as Payne's manager, was charged with abandonment for allegedly failing to inform the late singer's family that he had suffered a drug relapse. Police reportedly tried to get in touch with Argentine businessman when pain with the Argentine businessman when Payne fell to his death on October 16th via cell number that hotel managers had provided, but he did not pick up the phone. A lawyer from a major firm reportedly showed up later to inquire whether the friend faced any charges, which led to the businessman testifying as a witness. A judge then decided that the friend had allegedly breached his duty of care with respect to pain. He now faces a sentence of five to 15 years in prison for abandonment. Meanwhile, that's really crazy.
- [49:33]
Claudia Oshry
I didn't know that, like, you could be held responsible.
- [49:35]
Jackie Oshry
Yeah, it is really crazy. I mean, I don't know what the laws are in another country, and if the same would apply here. But to me, that seems unfair.
- [49:46]
Claudia Oshry
Like, I. I tend to agree in this country, if you sell me drugs and I die, are you responsible?
- [49:54]
Jackie Oshry
You can go to jail. That's like what's going on with Matthew Perry now.
- [49:57]
Claudia Oshry
Right, Right, right.
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Jackie Oshry
Okay, so the drug dealer.
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Claudia Oshry
But you're going to jail, like, not for drug dealing, but for murder, manslaughter, whatever you want to call it.
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Jackie Oshry
I think so, yes.
- [50:06]
Claudia Oshry
That's pretty crazy. You know, I mean, like, you shouldn't be dealing drugs, you shouldn't be doing.
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Jackie Oshry
Drugs, and you should be punished for dealing drugs. It's really. It's not a hard thing to discuss, but it's, like, kind of hard to, like, say publicly, like, you know, on a podcast, because I think, like, there would be a lot of judgment from people if. If I said what I was thinking.
- [50:25]
Claudia Oshry
Like, I feel like. Because I didn't know, like, if you sold someone drugs and they ended up dying from those drugs, like, you should.
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Jackie Oshry
Be going to jail because you are a drug dealer and that is illegal.
- [50:35]
Claudia Oshry
Right. Does that make you a murderer? I don't know. Is this, like, a bad hot take? I've never thought about it.
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Jackie Oshry
I think a lot of. I think there's a lot of discourse about it, but I think that, to say more than that, like, I think we just get shit for. So. Oh, I'm just, like, not in the mood. You know what I mean? Okay.
- [50:51]
Claudia Oshry
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Jackie Oshry
Especially because my thoughts would be, like, half baked.
- [50:55]
Claudia Oshry
You know, I'm just now discovering this, so I need to, like, sit on it before I come to, like, a full conclusion.
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Jackie Oshry
Yeah.
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Claudia Oshry
Feel free to influence me in the comments. Yeah.
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Jackie Oshry
What do you think?
- [51:02]
Claudia Oshry
Which way should we.
- [51:02]
Jackie Oshry
Should we be charging them with man's laughter?
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Claudia Oshry
See, I know, like, like a doctor, like Michael Jackson's doctor. Right. Like, I know that, but that's because, like, you're a doctor, not a drug dealer. So that I understand completely. But I guess I have, like, lower expectations for drug dealers. I don't know.
- [51:19]
Jackie Oshry
Yeah, but also, like, when you're a doctor, like, you are asserting your authority over someone, and then, like, you took.
- [51:26]
Claudia Oshry
An oath to protect and make the best decisions on behalf of your patient.
- [51:31]
Jackie Oshry
Yeah.
- [51:32]
Claudia Oshry
And killing them with drugs is not that.
- [51:34]
Jackie Oshry
Yeah, I. I understand what you're saying, but I do. I'm.
- [51:37]
Claudia Oshry
But I think even more so this businessman manager, like, that he's.
- [51:42]
Jackie Oshry
Because he's going to jail because he didn't tell his family that the. That he relapsed Right.
- [51:47]
Claudia Oshry
And, like, if you were to trace it back, like, could things have gone differently if he did? Yes. And does that make him responsible? I don't know.
- [51:54]
Jackie Oshry
By the way, like, the girlfriend who left a few days before, like, if she had been there, would she be charged?
- [52:00]
Claudia Oshry
Probably sounds like they. They've got some. Some unique laws over there.
- [52:04]
Jackie Oshry
That's really crazy. Thank God she left.
- [52:06]
Claudia Oshry
Also, haven't heard from her a lot, but she said.
- [52:08]
Jackie Oshry
But she also said, like, leaving is my biggest regret, but now, like, knowing everybody's going down around him, she shouldn't have been there.
- [52:15]
Claudia Oshry
And also, like, really, what could she have done?
- [52:17]
Jackie Oshry
Right. But also, I'm out of my depth here.
- [52:21]
Claudia Oshry
As am I. As am I. It's hard. It's hard when something like this happens because you so desperately want to blame someone and someone to be held responsible just because it makes you feel better. But in a situation like this, it's like, okay, we could blame the hotel guy who sold him drugs, the manager who didn't tell his family that he had relapsed, but at the end of the day, like. Like, it might have still happened.
- [52:38]
Jackie Oshry
Yeah.
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Claudia Oshry
Okay. If you couldn't get drugs from this person he gotten from that person, his family would have held an intervention. He would have said, go. You like, right? You never know.
- [52:44]
Jackie Oshry
Right?
- [52:45]
Claudia Oshry
So it's hard to. To place blame, even though it feels good to do that.
- [52:49]
Jackie Oshry
Yeah, I agree. But in this situation, it actually doesn't, like, feel like justice at all. It just. It feels like someone else.
- [52:55]
Claudia Oshry
Like a stretch.
- [52:56]
Jackie Oshry
Yeah. At least for me. Are you ready for our next story? Number four?
- [53:01]
Claudia Oshry
Do you think I am?
- [53:03]
Jackie Oshry
I think you are.
- [53:05]
Claudia Oshry
I don't think I am.
- [53:06]
Jackie Oshry
I think you are not.
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Claudia Oshry
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Jackie Oshry
Thank you turd.com youm're welcome. Our next story. Another day, another Martha update.
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Claudia Oshry
Because what is queen? Oh, I'm obsessed with this story.
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Jackie Oshry
Martha Stewart said that the New York Post reporter who covered her trial was dead now, thank goodness. But turns out she's not dead. She's very much alive.
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Claudia Oshry
And she saw what Martha said and she's rebutting.
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Jackie Oshry
Yes. So in the film, Martha talked about how the New York Times New York Post columnist who covered Stewart's trial was dead now, thank goodness. Except she isn't. The journalist name is Andrea Pizer and she used her latest column for the newspaper to declare I'm alive. She started working for the New York Post in 1989 and has published at least eight other stories in 2024. She said news of my passing came as a shock, she said of her uncredited cameo appearance, she said, but rather feeling angry or worried that Martha has offed me or to seek an emergency order of protection. I am overwhelmingly sad in the face of Martha's bitterness. Loser.
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Claudia Oshry
Okay, I wasn't really interested in what.
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Jackie Oshry
She said, but she's alive.
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Claudia Oshry
But, but her being alive is definitely like an interesting anecdote in this story. I'm choosing to believe Martha's version. I love that she's dead. What's more, yeah, like, what's more mean than, like, not only are you not dead, like, you're so relevant, I thought you were dead. Like, it's such a slay, it's such a slave. And Martha didn't. Martha didn't mean that way because they say the opposite of love is in hate. It's indifference. Like, I don't even think about you because I thought you were dead. Like it's really she. And the fact that this woman is alive is truly Neither here nor there. Like, it's Martha wins. Martha stays winning.
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Jackie Oshry
She really does. And, like, now having the privilege of hindsight on this situation and knowing that, like, what Martha did was a big nothing burger and that this woman was reporting it, like, gleefully that Martha was going to jail for this. She's the villain in this story. No one is. Like, feels bad for you that, like, Martha thinks you're dead. You have to get an order of protection. Like, seriously, Shut up, loserville population you.
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Claudia Oshry
I couldn't agree more. Like, the way I don't care. Like, oh, you're alive. That's great. We don't care.
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Jackie Oshry
No, we don't care.
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Claudia Oshry
Give Martha back her billions, then we'll talk.
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Jackie Oshry
Yeah. Until, like, we have to stay consuming. Martha Stewart and Breanna chicken fries. They should have a show together that we can all just, like, donate.
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Claudia Oshry
Like a live. Like a live calling call. A thon where we all just call. I'd like to donate $5,000 to Martha.
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Jackie Oshry
And Brianna and we just leave the channel on. Like, I go out of my house, but I leave it on. So it keeps, like, streaming and getting plays and advertiser revenue to finally pay back these women. And then Rihanna can come off the air when she hits 12 million. Martha will be sat there for a few minutes.
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Claudia Oshry
Yeah, works for me.
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Jackie Oshry
Works for me, too. Works for me, too. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? I am just a little random Bravo news. Little date. Because Bravo was hitting pause on the Real Housewives of Dubai after two seasons.
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Claudia Oshry
Oh, yeah.
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Jackie Oshry
Bravo has put a pause on Real Houses of Dubai. The most current season starred a bunch of women, and the cast was told a couple of days ago the third season of the reality series would not be happening at this time.
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Claudia Oshry
I'm shocked. Not that I think that it's so good that it should be on pause, but people really seem to have liked the first season. Like, I actually remember not watching and feeling like, a little FOMO because, like, all my friends were talking about it. I haven't heard much about the second season, but I think if they were to put anything on pause. I have heard the most horrible things about this season of Real Housewives of New York. Like, I end up on, like, recap podcasts. Like, seriously talking about how people want to shoot themselves when they watch it. Like, it's dreadful. And so I thought. What I thought you were about to say was that they're putting it on pause because it's been so poorly received and the ratings were, like, abysmal.
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Jackie Oshry
Interesting.
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Claudia Oshry
But I guess not.
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Jackie Oshry
No. I guess they'll just, you know, trudge through that. But when I hear this about Dubai, like, my mind obviously goes to. Okay, well, Caroline Stanberry is available. House Ice of London is picking up. Like, I do think it's time for Caroline to move back to London and join the cast there. However, I also saw Architectural Digest was at her new villa in Dubai that, like, she built and outfitted with her new husband. Like, she's very much living there. That doesn't work for me.
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Claudia Oshry
She's putting down roots.
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Jackie Oshry
Yeah. She got a new house. Like, it's. So it's customized, like, to a tea. They're obviously very happy and very much living there, but it's time to go back to London. They need you.
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Claudia Oshry
Was she on Real Housewives of Dubai?
- [62:10]
Jackie Oshry
Yes. Caroline Sambury.
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Claudia Oshry
Okay. Yeah, I thought she was, but I forgot, like, this doesn't affect my life. And based on the fact that I didn't even hear this news, I don't think it affects a lot of other people, and that's why it's being put on pause. But it speaks again to, like, this weird. Jersey's on pause. New York is in the gutter, actually.
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Jackie Oshry
O.C.
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Claudia Oshry
Is having a fabulous season. I've been hearing fabulous. John, John and Jen, too. This new girl, the girly Jen, they're loving her. Who has, like, a drama with Shohei Ohtani. But New York's on pause. Jersey is, like, indefinitely. They. They don't know if they're coming back. Beverly Hills is on its way. So it's again, this conversation, and I won't get into it, that we talk about seriously. Once a quarter is like, where do we go from here?
- [62:52]
Jackie Oshry
But there are places to go, because sex lives. The Mormon lives did it.
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Claudia Oshry
And you can, too.
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Jackie Oshry
And you can, too. You can find, like, relevant women, housewives, mothers who are going to flourish in the digital age, and it can all work.
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Claudia Oshry
So those were the fast five. When it comes to Queenie and Weenie. It would actually be insulting to the intelligence of our listeners to say anything other than biggest weenie of every week for the rest of my life is Zach Bryan seriously only sending bad vibes your way and hope literally everything bad happens to you? Like, I fucking hate you. And Queenie, of course. Brianna Chicken Fry handled this entire saga like a queen. So much maturity, so much honesty, so much vulnerability. And really, to see someone at 25, like, make the decisions that she has made in the last week, it is admirable. I think she's becoming a great role model. For young women honestly. And I'm sending her positive vibes and only good things her way.
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Jackie Oshry
Only good things. Where can we mail the check?
- [63:53]
Claudia Oshry
Yeah, just let us know.
- [63:54]
Jackie Oshry
Just let us know how we can support chicken fry endeavors.com.
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Claudia Oshry
That'S our show you guys. That's our week. Hope everybody enjoyed the weekend. Has a great weekend. We will see you on Monday. Thank you so much for listening to the Toast, the millennial morning show where we all deliver.
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Jackie Oshry
I think we are.
- [64:11]
Claudia Oshry
I guess we're all doing it.
- [64:12]
Jackie Oshry
We all deliver.
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Claudia Oshry
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Jackie Oshry
Love you. Bye.