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Good morning, girlies.
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It's the Toast.
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It's Jackson Claude, and we're your host.
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It's your favorite show, the best five.
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Things you need to know.
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We'll start your day off swirly. It's the Toast.
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They sound amazing.
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Welcome back to the ter. Happy worst. Hey, Jerst, how you durst?
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I durst good on this thirst day.
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No, no, it's Wednesday.
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Wednesday. Damn. Sorry, guys. Sorry to get your hopes up.
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That's okay. I knew it was Wednesday, so, like, your lies and your biases couldn't infiltrate my peace of mind.
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But, you know, it's a good Wednesday. It is.
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It's fine.
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It's all good. Wednesdays have a little bit of an extra pep in their step ever since Dancing with the Stars came onto our true.
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It's so funny. We get into these eras of toasts where, like, the weeks have different, like, balance. Like, Tuesday is always dear toasters, Mondays are always chunky. And then depending on the, like, TV schedule of the week. But, like, we start out the week really strong. Like, Monday's always party catching up. Tuesday steer Toasters. Wednesdays, Dancing with the Stars. It feels so, like, correct. And then Thursday we get to chill. Friday, Queenie and Weenie.
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Yeah. And I think, like, the new Love is Blind episodes come out today, tomorrow. So we've got to stay up on that, see what these unwell folks are up to.
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Hey, Bruesdale. I didn't realize Bruno was showing up to work today. Hey, Brew, how you do? Hey, how you brewing?
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He's doing good. He's been working really hard. He's trying to buy something special for Magnolia, so he's taking on more shifts at work and just being a responsible individual.
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Love that. Like, welcome to the party, Bruno. We all have bills to pay.
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He's literally taking up more of the chair than me, which is, like, so.
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Unacceptable because you're literally two people. How are you feeling?
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Thanks for asking, Koji. I'm. It's nice getting by. I'm getting by. The mornings are the easiest. And, like, when I go to bed at night, like, getting into bed, that whole process, the last few hours of the day are so difficult. Last night, I had, like, more pains and aches than ever before. And throughout the night, like, I toss and turn, and every time I flip over, worst, every time I flip over, it's either like, round ligament pain or, like, cooter pain. It's like pain. But then by, like, 7:00am When I'm sleeping, I am reset. Officially comfortable.
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Yeah. Just in time.
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Just in Time to get up. But like, my belly feels lighter. I'm like, not hurting as much.
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I know we've spoken about this before, but like, pregnancy needs to come with a handlebar in the bed where you can literally hoist yourself up because you can't sleep on your back, you can't sleep on your stomach. So you just go, like, especially later on in pregnancy, you go side to side, side to side, side to side to side to side. And to go from side to side is, I imagine it's the strength it takes to do an iron man. It is, bar none, the most difficult physical challenge of in a lifetime like, that one could possibly experience. And if there was just like a monkey bar, like right in front of me, like a pull up bar that I could use that. Like, give me that.
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Yeah, it's really true. Like, there's no good way to do it because if you try and come up first to sit to an upright position, you. You just need to sit up. Ow.
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You actually need to wake your partner. For real.
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Like, I be shocked if I don't. Cause I'm always like, oh, yeah, right, right.
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And you know, he's like pretending to sleep. Like, he can hear you.
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He's like, everything okay? Can I. The worst. Can I do anything? No.
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You know what's so crazy about you is that you're really not into baths. And I imagine you would at this point, like really thrive in the tub. I found baths so medically necessary.
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I don't know how I would get out of one right now.
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Oh. Getting out was always a two person job. And you have to be like, really comfortable with your partner because they're going to have to help you get out of the tub. But getting in and just getting all the weight off of your bones, like you could just float. I would highly encourage if you have a few extra hours later tonight, like, take a bath.
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I did baths in my first pregnancy with how I actually remember. Like, I bathed a lot. I even got my meat thermometer in there to make sure it wasn't over one or four. I'm like, I want all the heat I could get.
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Yeah.
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Then with Charlie and like this circle, I didn't do any baths because I was like, I don't want, like the water and afraid. I was just afraid. No, I'm afraid. And then I just like, oh, I'm afraid. Gotten into that habit of like not taking bats. Even though last night I was actually thinking, because I've been having a lot of. I don't know how to Describe it other than cooter pain.
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I think that's. I don't think you need to describe it any better.
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Like, that's a major cooter pain. I. I didn't have it in my other pregnancies. Like, and it's been, like, months now. Like, serious cooter pain. I was like, a bath. Sounds nice.
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Yeah. Highly recommend.
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I'll think about it.
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You also have a pool.
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I'm not swimming either. I don't want the chlorine in my cooter.
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That I actually understand. Even though, like, you could not keep me out of a pool when I was pregnant.
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No, but, like, that's just, like, that's based on nothing. If I asked my doctor, they would. Personal preference. And I didn't make it up, but it just. It seems weird.
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Listen, you're allowed to make up whatever.
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You want for sure. It says in an abundance of caution, like, why are you mad, bro?
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Correct. Sorry. I love my baby too much.
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Like, why you mad, bro?
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Then I don't want to swim.
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I also just, like, don't like swimming. I know.
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Jackie's, like, so not a fun person to vacation with. Like, she's just, like, doesn't like to tan either, because she's, like, porcelain skin, which I understand.
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I like this shade.
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And she just, like, reads in the shade. Like, fun.
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Amazing. Best day ever.
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I'm, like, drinking in the sun. Like, we're so different.
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We're so different. That's crazy. That sounds like a misery.
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Heaven.
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Heaven.
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Must be missing an angel. They wrote that song about you.
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That's so sweet.
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Dancing with the Stars. Or as I like to call it, Buffering with the Stars. I still have, like, no WI fi. The Verizon man came yesterday. He, like, showed me his special machine. He walks around the house.
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Tell me about that.
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Okay. He has this machine, and he walks around the house, and, like, when the WI fi is good, it's green, and when it's really bad, it's red.
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Oh.
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So he's walking around, walking around. I have green everywhere. Green everywhere. He goes to the corner of my bedroom where your TV is red, and he said, there must be something in the wall. I can't. He literally said, I can't fix it. Like, go yourself. And I said, oh, okay.
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Thanks. Sometimes there's something in the wall, and you can't fix it. I know.
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He did recommend this, like, product from Amazon that I'll now look into. Great. Like, another $100 down the drain. It's just, like, everything is 100 Wi Fi.
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What is it? The.
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It's like an item, you know, you.
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Connect to your hero.
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You know Eero.
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I do know Eero.
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Does it work?
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Yeah. I've only used it in, like, really, like, situations where everything was working against Euro.
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Yeah.
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Do you know what I mean? Like in a hotel, trying to get WI fi from the hotel to create my own network. And they weren't wanting me to create my own network.
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Okay, well, I'm trying to use it in my home.
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I think if you use ERA the way it's intended, which is like WI fi boosting across your home. Yeah, I think it works. Yeah.
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Okay. I did buy it. I was just, like, so reluctant.
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Mostly because it was $100 to have to. And, like, if you ever want to, like, create your own network when you're on vacation, like, that's helpful.
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It is helpful.
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Yeah.
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Take your cat and leave my sweater. So let me tell you, I've been listening to so much Keith Urban. One, because he's just like, a topic side. No, no. I'm holding space for two truths. First of all, I'm not taking a side.
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You're not.
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And second of all, you're not going to sport woman. I don't know what happened, but I just blindly support women. You know me better than that. Even though you see her at the Chanel show, she looked insane. New face alert. Totally. Stephen Levine did up. I've been listening to a lot of Keith Urban because. Did you see the video going viral? He performed like, a few days ago, and he was like, obviously having a moment when singing that song Take your cat and leave my sweater. So there's a part in the verse that goes, take your space and all your reasons that you think of me. And Keith is up there and he's like, really emo. He's like, take your space and all your reasons. He goes kind of crazy. So many people tagged me in it. I can't believe you didn't see it.
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No, I didn't.
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And you're stupid. He said stupid reasons, like.
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And he's being really, like, very, like, crazy.
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His hair is like, very Ellen in the early 90s. Like, he was really being nuts.
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That's really funny. Did you see the headline in the post that was like, keith Urban really didn't like that movie Baby Girl?
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Yeah. Lol. That's funny.
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Yeah, I. And I think, like, it's just true. And we called it, like, you are.
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Living under a rock if you don't believe that the movie Baby girl had something to do with the downfall of their marriage.
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Yeah. That's just, like, not something that you go and do at the bare minimum.
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It was a cry for help.
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All I think about is that actor from Desperate Housewives who won't even kiss.
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Okay, so that actor from Desperate Housewives who won't even kiss, who also, like, he's you guys. If you look him up, just look up Dave from Desperate Housewives. He's been on your favorite show playing, like, someone sinister.
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Someone sinister. Even though it seems like in real life he's pjammiest P jump because he won't even take roles where he has to kiss someone else because it's disrespectful to his wife and unfaithful. And, like, that's what we've been trying to say.
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He was, like, a pretty big character for two seasons on Desperate House Size, and he was married to Edie, who was like, the village. And they didn't even kiss on the show. It was crazy. They must have really wanted him to, like, be on the TV show, because why else? Well, his daughter is like a tiktoker. She doesn't, like. She goes viral a lot. Like, only when her dad's in it. She makes him do stuff. And everybody comments like, oh, but he was my favorite. He was on suits. He played, like, this, like, kind of evil. Oh, wasn't he in Yellowstone? Like an evil developer?
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Yeah.
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He's always playing, like, an evil blank.
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Yeah.
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And his daughter uses him for likes, which we love.
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Yeah. That's a good man.
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That's a good man. That's Ben. If he ever goes. Once we go to Hollywood, which is very soon.
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Oh, that's.
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That's gonna be Ben.
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Okay. If Ben gets, like, a major acting role while you're out in Hollywood. But, like, it's a Roman. It's a rom com, but it's, like, gonna be the biggest movie in the country. It's, like, based on a book. Say maybe he gets the role of Fourth Wing.
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Okay.
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He gets. Yeah, that, like, that would happen. What's his name? Zaden Ryerson.
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Xander. Yeah.
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He gets the role of Zaden Ryanson in Fourth Wing. It's going to be the next Twilight.
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Yeah. Come and.
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But he has to obviously, like, have the smut scenes with violence. What do you say?
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No. For a multitude of reasons. One, like, am I crazy? I don't want Ben becoming a movie star. Like, first of all, he would be insufferable. Second of all, like, that's my man. I don't want other people, like, fawning After. After him. Like, no, men who are married can't be like, Edward and Jacob. They were both single. That's so glad you brought that up. I am so glad you brought that up. And I know this is going to spoil something that they're talking about on the good guys, but I have to talk about. I. And I forgot. I forgot to tell you this. So you know. And I remember this because I read Josh Peck's book and, like, one of the peak moments of his career was being cast in this movie alongside Ben Kingsley. It's called the. Oh, my God, why am I blanking on it? The. The wackness. And Ben was like, to me over the weekend, like, I can't believe I've never seen this movie of Josh's. It's like, actually, like, I'm being a bad friend. Like, can we watch it?
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Am I supposed to know whomst Ben.
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Ben Kingsley is? Yes. Look at his face. You'll know him. Okay, like, 100. Do you want me to wait for you before I finish my story?
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Just, like, for the context. Hold on. Ben Kingsley. Cool. Got it.
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Yeah. Like, you know.
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Yeah.
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I feel like he might have been in Beauty and the Beast.
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Oh, for sure. No, he's in something that we're upset. He's in the dictator. Okay. King. Oh, Schindler's List. Oh, Tuck Everlasting.
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Now, this talk about Tuck Everlasting enough.
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No, we don't.
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Okay? So please put your phone down. I want to tell you the story. So I didn't know what it was about. I just said, yes, like, of course we say, okay.
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He wanted to watch the movie.
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It's one of this, like, one of. One of Josh's, like, most proudest moments of his career. And Ben's like, you know, he's my best friend. I've never seen this movie. Oh, like, we should watch it. I said, great. It was on Prime. We watched it, and it was good. But, like, Josh didn't tell us. Ben didn't tell me, and Ben didn't know. There was not one, but two sex scenes. And to answer your question, who participated in them? Josh. Yeah. I was like, oh, no. First of all, I could not. Something about Paige, his wife. Like, has she seen this?
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When did the movie come out? It was just there.
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Like, not to be weird, but it was actually a flattering sex scene for Josh. Like, if I was Paige, I would find it hot. Right?
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Like, that's my man 2008.
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Right. Josh was like, peak physical fitness, you know, he looked great. It's just Like, I know you too well. Like, me and Ben were literally being like three year olds covering our eyes. But it was like, it wasn't like an embarrassing scene. It was like, Josh came out, like, looking good, you know?
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Yeah.
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So I'm thinking of his wife. Like, she either, like, hates it or loves it. Like, it was actually kind of flattering.
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But it's also before her time. Like, you really can't, of course, get upset about. About things that people did, especially if they're not, like, you know, criminal.
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But answer your question. Even if I wanted Ben to become, like, a big time movie star, which, to be clear, I don't. Do not cast Ben in any movies, I don't think I would be able to get past that because, like, I think about how I felt just watching somebody I know.
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Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Glad that we cleared that up. And yeah, I know he was up for the role of Zaden Ryerson, but he will not be after this. Politely declines unless you're Violet. How about them apples? Well, now we're talking.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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And you know Violet, like, the descriptors of Violet in the book. I remember, like, she's so tiny, tiny, tiny. And it's perfect for me. So I accept graciously.
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I'd watch it.
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Yeah, no, you couldn't watch it because you'd be watching, like, me doing porn.
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Oh, God, no. Oh, no, no, I wouldn't.
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Right.
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Could not.
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Now I feel as though we should dive in because I'm dying to talk about Dancing with the Stars. It's like, all I did last night. It's a two hour broadcast because of the buffering, it took me about three hours. And so, like, that's what I did the whole night. And I can't sit here and, like, not talk about it any longer.
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Oh, the buffering you experience. And what about your living room tv? Like, you don't ever feel like watching in there?
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Oh, I don't have one.
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Oh, cool.
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I'm waiting. Like, I'm. I need to buy a tv. No, I haven't even bought it yet. And I'm, like, taking this big trip to la. Like, I have so much going on, I haven't bought a TV yet. Sorry.
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And where's your frame?
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My frame is in the kitchen and I can't figure out how to turn it on.
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Oh, you have a TV in the kitchen?
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Yeah. Also in my new place, there is an outlet, like a cable. You know the cable outlets? Yeah, the little nipple thing right above the bathtub.
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Are you gonna do it?
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I think the Person who lived there before me, like, must have been a bather.
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A fellow bather.
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Well, I don't need cable. Like, who's cable?
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Would you want a TV in the bathtub?
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No, I like the tub is really phone time, so I'm okay. But I'm open, of course.
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It's interesting. Very interesting.
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Well. Very interesting.
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Without further ado about Turdy's bathing habits, it is time for the best five stories that you need to know.
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No. And it's like people don't even call it a baby monitor anymore. They call it a nanit. It's like the brand name bandaid. The brand name has become the product.
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Do you really use that feature?
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This is a jug full of Flav City electrolytes. I love Flav City because it is Bobby approved. It started by Bobby who is like so ingredient content like Madonna. Oh yeah, I did like Bobby from Flame City. His name is Bobby Parish, but he's just Bobby and everything is Bobby approved. He's so all about ingredients and so he started his own product line. He has protein smoothies, electrolytes, lemonades, teas.
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If you, if you ever sat down and like read the ingredients and what's in your coffee, like your sugar free syrups and stuff, like, you would die. It's horrible.
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Even some of the light packs, like, they're not actually hydrating you.
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Our first story, Dolly Parton's sister has everyone in a tizzy after saying that she was up all night praying for the ill country superstar. In an alarming post, Dolly Parton sister Frida said on Facebook quote, last night I was up all night praying for my sister Dolly. Many of you know she hasn't been feeling her best lately. I truly believe in the power of prayer and I've been led to ask all the world that loves her to be prayer warriors and pray with me. She's strong, she's loved. And with all the prayers being lifted for her, I know in my heart she's going to be just fine. Godspeed, my sissy Dolly. We all love you. Then she clapped.
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B
Wait, let's just say, like, that's giving dire. Yeah.
- [20:37]
A
Oh yeah, dire. Dire. Then she clarified, I didn't mean to scare anyone. She is clearing the air. After she said that she was up all night praying, saying, I want to clear something up. I Didn't mean to scare anyone or make it sound so serious when asking for prayers for Dolly. She said that Dolly has been a little under the weather. And I simply asked for prayers because I believe so strongly in the power of prayer. It was nothing more than a little sister asking for prayers for her big sister.
- [21:01]
B
So here's the thing. Normally, like, under normal situations, like, I'd be reading this person to filth, but I'm going to chalk this up to just, like, boomer behavior with her Facebook posts. Like, I don't believe she meant any harm. There is a small chance, like, something is actually going on with Dolly. And then she got in trouble for this post and, like, she just, like, is lying now. I'm going to choose not to see the bad in what's her name? Faith.
- [21:20]
A
Frida.
- [21:20]
B
Frida. I'm going to have faith in Frida and believe that she's telling the truth. But, like, if I was a conspiracy theorist, which I'm not, you know, I'm not not, I could be looking deeper into this, but I'm going to choose to accept it, you know, surface what she says.
- [21:34]
A
Value. Yeah, I think so, too. I guess all those things that she said in the first post, like, could apply to someone who it has.
- [21:43]
B
Who has strep throat.
- [21:44]
A
Yeah, right. And boomer behavior. Yeah, I guess. Like, why are we reading Dolly Parton sisters Facebook posts? Like, maybe those weren't meant for public consumption. It was just. It's like one woman's journey.
- [21:54]
B
This is the first I'm learning of Dolly Parton's sister and Frida Barton and Dolly Parton sisters Facebook. It's a corner of the Internet I probably wouldn't have reached had it not been for Frida's kind of erratic Facebook post. So for that, I'm grateful. I guess I'm just glad to know Dolly is allegedly doing okay.
- [22:19]
A
I'm glad to know that Dolly wants us to know she's okay. Whether or not it's more serious or it's not, she wants to project that it is okay, which makes me feel like it will be okay.
- [22:31]
B
You know, I also am just, like, getting the feeling. I feel like Dolly Parton is the next Betty White, if that makes sense. Like a beloved American icon celebrity who everyone's just sort of, like, praying stays alive.
- [22:45]
A
Well, yeah, like, this just, like, put us on alert and, like, we were.
- [22:48]
B
Yeah. I didn't know I had to, like, worry about Dolly, like, potentially dying soon.
- [22:52]
A
And now we're. We're worried. She had canceled some shows, but, like, Everybody cancels shows. Young, old.
- [22:59]
B
Yeah.
- [23:00]
A
Happy, sad.
- [23:01]
B
She's 79.
- [23:04]
A
No, like, that just like a woke something in me that I.
- [23:08]
B
That I didn't know needed. That was asleep.
- [23:10]
A
Like, and I just like, it's also.
- [23:15]
B
Again, I'm giving grace because she's a boomer, but it's giving like, pick me energy. Like, my sister's sick. Let me write a Facebook post. I'm just saying, Claudia.
- [23:22]
A
But it was nothing more than a little sister ask for prayers for her big sister.
- [23:26]
B
Literally, me, like, guys, Jackie has to like, flip over in the night. It's so hard for. I'm just a little sister asking for prayers for my big sister.
- [23:34]
A
Yeah. I hope that's all. I hope it's just boomer behavior because I don't want to consider the alternative. And now Frida's saying. Frida saying, don't. So I'm not gonna.
- [23:43]
B
Let's say Dolly just like, has a cold or the flu. Like, okay, the flu is different in an 80 year old person. I'm saying if it's just like a. Like a. A stuffy nose, like, like actually don't waste your prayers. Do you know what I mean? Like, like, yeah, I don't know. I'm trying not to read too much into this, but I feel like they're actually, the more I talk about it, like, there's definitely something going on with Dolly.
- [24:02]
A
Oh, interesting. When I first read the story, like, before, I really dug into it with my little sister.
- [24:08]
B
Right. Who. Who you constantly pray for. Correct.
- [24:10]
A
Oh, of course. I was just like, oh, silly Frida. But now, like, they're trying to silence Frida. Right.
- [24:19]
B
And this is like Frida trying to undo. They're like, frida, your Facebook post was inappropriate. Like, please stop. And so they wanted her to just, like, stop. But then she was like, I can fix it. And she wrote this second post it.
- [24:29]
A
No, really, I can.
- [24:31]
B
Yeah.
- [24:35]
A
Okay. Time will tell. But unfortunately for Dolly, always.
- [24:41]
B
Yeah, I'm just a little sister praying.
- [24:43]
A
For a big sis.
- [24:45]
B
Correct.
- [24:46]
A
Are you ready for our next story? Charlie XCX was out partying with Kylie Jenner.
- [24:53]
B
Yes. She also liked to post about Taylor.
- [24:55]
A
Yeah. So the coalition on the other side is out and about right now.
- [25:01]
B
Oh, that's funny that you see it that way. I. I don't see Kylie as a part of the coalition because like we said, the coalition has, like, a lot of losery energy. Like, the people who hate Taylor Swift, like, are not cooler than Taylor Swift. It's like Phineas and Charlie xcx. Like, I'd seriously rather hang out with a bum on the street.
- [25:15]
A
I don't know anyone who's, like, with Charlie XCX this week. It just, like, feels like a statement.
- [25:20]
B
Yes. Having said that, it wasn't like they, you know, called each other up and got dinner. They were at, like, an event. Right. It was Marty supreme something.
- [25:29]
A
And. Yeah, but that's Timothy's event, which Kylie.
- [25:32]
B
Has to be at. And, like, Charlie just goes to the opening of an envelope, like, anywhere she could, like, party.
- [25:35]
A
I guess it was, like, anyone who was in Paris.
- [25:38]
B
Right. I don't think of it. It wasn't, like, a social call.
- [25:41]
A
Okay.
- [25:41]
B
I do not. I'm sorry. I do not consider. I know there's, like, a lot of beef technically between, like, the Kardashians and Taylor Swift, but, like, I don't know. Kylie's so out of that. I do not consider her a part of the coalition at all. Especially since the coalition, like, reeks of mediocrity.
- [25:55]
A
Okay. No, I know. That's why it was upsetting to see that on this week when, like, Charlie. No, it just happens to be associated with, lured right now.
- [26:03]
B
No, no, no, don't worry. Like, seriously, Kylie's not a part of the coalition.
- [26:06]
A
It's just.
- [26:06]
B
But she's. She's not. What's the opposite of a coalition? Like, she's not a. The Taylor Swift fan club either.
- [26:10]
A
No.
- [26:11]
B
Even though you know her and Stormy, like, totally shake it off.
- [26:14]
A
Oh, I hope Storm is the only one who could, like, bring Kylie out of this.
- [26:17]
B
Storm Malu.
- [26:18]
A
Stormy is not Brat.
- [26:20]
B
No. Oh, my God. Stormy's such a Swifty. For sure. She's, like, so glittery and fun and cute.
- [26:25]
A
Yeah. Okay.
- [26:26]
B
It's definitely, like, hard for Kylie to, like, not engage with Taylor Swift. She has a young daughter. Like, that's what young daughters do these days.
- [26:33]
A
Yeah. Especially, like, all the girls. All the girls? Yeah. The, like, that were all nephews. Six months.
- [26:38]
B
No.
- [26:39]
A
But also, it's like, Stormy dream.
- [26:40]
B
Yep.
- [26:41]
A
And true.
- [26:42]
B
Yep. They're all, like, really, like, girly, glittery to shy. Girls that age love Taylor Swift, especially girls who have, like, interests in music and, like, girly, like, sparkly things.
- [26:53]
A
Yeah. Yeah. Well, the girlies were out in Paris. Kylie, Rosalia, Charlie. At a restaurant in Paris. Yeah. I guess they're celebrating Marty Supreme, Timothy's new movie, which is, like, actually getting rave reviews. Not that that's surprising.
- [27:10]
B
You know, he is, like, an actor.
- [27:12]
A
And everything he is in gets rape reviews.
- [27:14]
B
Right. He's kind of like a media Darling.
- [27:16]
A
But I think this might be, like, the. This might be the Oscar.
- [27:19]
B
Oh, hopefully Kylie's right there next to him, accepting graciously. I'd like to thank my fiance, Kylie.
- [27:26]
A
The mother of my children.
- [27:27]
B
I was thinking about them last night because they go through periods where they do a lot of, like, public stuff, and then they take a break. And so every time they come back up for air, like, doing a public thing, it's a reminder that they're still together. And you know what? Like, they have been together for a long time.
- [27:39]
A
Yeah. And they. They were just, like, spotted together. They resurfaced again.
- [27:44]
B
Right. They were doing the Knicks basketball circuit. That was, like, four months ago.
- [27:47]
A
Yeah. I don't think anyone, like, thought they broke up, but they just hadn't been seen together.
- [27:51]
B
Right. I'm obsessed by the way I really like them. I've done a full 180 on them, and now I want them to get.
- [27:59]
A
Married and have kids.
- [28:01]
B
Sure.
- [28:01]
A
Yeah. And win an Oscar.
- [28:04]
B
Yes.
- [28:04]
A
And Kylie, their year.
- [28:07]
B
Yes. And then when he gets up to accept his award, you see, it's like BEYONCE at the BMA's, Kylie opens up her blazer, and there's a little bump.
- [28:15]
A
I love it. And also, has he won an award? A big one.
- [28:19]
B
Like, a big one in the years.
- [28:20]
A
That they've been dating?
- [28:22]
B
Well, he went to that Roman.
- [28:23]
A
Yeah. Not like NAFTA or whatever, but Oscar Globe.
- [28:29]
B
No.
- [28:30]
A
Because I would love to know if he's gonna thank his lady love.
- [28:34]
B
We will find out soon enough.
- [28:37]
A
Yeah. So. But Marty supreme better be good, and it better win awards so that Kylie can get her flowers.
- [28:43]
B
Yeah.
- [28:44]
A
Are you ready for our next story?
- [28:47]
B
Yeah.
- [28:47]
A
An update on one of our favorite pop culture stories. Selena Gomez's kidney donor, Francia Raysa, breaks her silence after not being at the wedding.
- [28:57]
B
Yeah. So I saw that she wasn't at the wedding, and when we were talking about the wedding, I didn't want to bring it up because I do get, like, accused of, like, being, like, a Francia Raisa, like, agitator. Yeah. Right.
- [29:08]
A
Right.
- [29:11]
B
So I didn't want to bring it up, but, yeah, she wasn't there.
- [29:13]
A
I didn't realize. I didn't even think about, like, is the kidney donor there or not? But no.
- [29:20]
B
Is the kidney donor in the room with us?
- [29:22]
A
No, the kidney donor was not in the room, which is very odd on its face when someone gives you a kidney, that they would not be at your wedding. But Francine talks. When she talks about this, she really, like, talks out of both sides of her mouth. And she's making.
- [29:37]
B
She does.
- [29:38]
A
She makes, like, both arguments for why, like, she should be more included in things, are more friendly with Selena, and then also not.
- [29:47]
B
Here's the thing, and from what I've heard from people who have either accepted organs or given organs, like, you don't have to, like, remain best friends when you sign up. You're doing it under the guide of, like, if I never see this person again, I'm doing it because, you know, I think it's the right thing to do. You go through, like, extensive therapy. You get a lot of warnings that, like, you should not expect to be this person's best friend for life, yada, yada. So it's completely okay that she wasn't invited to the wedding. Having said that, it's weird.
- [30:17]
A
Yeah.
- [30:17]
B
You know, there's not, like, budget limitations on Selena Gomez's wedding. It's not something you have to do, but it's absolutely something you should do. No.
- [30:25]
A
And, like, you don't have to stay best friends with your organ donor at all. But a wedding is not just best friends. Like, it's important celebration of life. It's people who were there for you at a certain time in your life, whether or not you're still close. Now, I would say the person who gave you a kidney was there for you at a certain part in your life.
- [30:40]
B
So what did she say? I didn't see that.
- [30:41]
A
She said she had been asked about the wedding, like, a few months ago at an event in a bookstore. She said, I know she's getting married and I'm very happy for her. And look, she has a life and she's already a billionaire, and I'm grateful that I could do that for her. So there she goes, like, take a credit.
- [30:56]
B
Wait, wait, wait. Why did you have to bring that? She was a billionaire.
- [31:00]
A
After she was asked what she would say to anyone considering organ donation, and she emphasized that the process is about saving someone's life rather than creating a special bond with them.
- [31:08]
B
Exactly.
- [31:09]
A
She said, quote, look, from the beginning, the doctors told me it's a donation. If you're going to donate a dollar to St. Jude or somewhere else, you're not going to call and say, hey, what are you doing with dollar? It's a donation, and it's something nice that I was able to do. I am grateful that I am alive and I can say that I have saved a life. So she.
- [31:27]
B
That's what they tell you.
- [31:28]
A
One hand, you shouldn't expect anything from this. But on the other hand, she's saying, I made you a billionaire.
- [31:36]
B
And I understand, and I agree with the overall. Like, when you do a kidney, I like that they tell people, like, you really have to consider it a donation. You cannot expect anything in return. It's not like a, you know, a transaction of any sorts. All of that. Yes, I.
- [31:47]
A
And I guess it's more complicated when it's a personal relationship, not just from, like, a list.
- [31:52]
B
Right, Exactly. They were friends. That's how she knew that she was a donor. I match. Having said that, like, why wouldn't you invite your kidney donor to your wedding? Like, the only reason you wouldn't is because there's something nefarious going on.
- [32:07]
A
Right, Agreed. Agreed. You invite, like, the people, like, from.
- [32:12]
B
Childhood who you haven't seen until on cousins. Like, you invite your donor.
- [32:16]
A
You invite your.
- [32:17]
B
Saved your life. Like, I'm sorry. It's actually absurd.
- [32:20]
A
Wouldn't be here today without you.
- [32:22]
B
Especially at a big wedding. It wasn't like, three people, you know, in a church.
- [32:27]
A
So it's weird.
- [32:29]
B
And the more that these two maintain that there's no weirdness between them. As you guys know, Francia raised it famously, went on the Good Guys podcast and said there's absolutely no beef between her and Selena.
- [32:39]
A
I'm sorry, you think she would be at the.
- [32:40]
B
There is.
- [32:42]
A
And I have to believe, like, you could say, maybe she was invited, but she couldn't go.
- [32:45]
B
She could go. She could go.
- [32:49]
A
If Laird could go, she could go. She could go.
- [32:55]
B
And I'm sorry, like, every time Selena Gomez does something, like, we have to talk about it, but I'm sorry. It's insane.
- [33:00]
A
I feel like I had genuinely forgotten for a few years, and I didn't even feel like I'm always bringing it up, but I saw this. I saw something. I need to say something. The donor was not at the wedding.
- [33:09]
B
Yeah. And, like, the last big thing was Francia, like, Selena Gomez saying, like, Taylor's, like, her only real friend in the industry. And Francia leaving a comment on that on, like, a Selena fan page being like, that's so hurtful to say. And it's like, well, that is for sure. Like, she could have said also Francia. But, like, that's not, to me, like, a big indicator that there's something wrong between them. Not inviting her to her wedding is a huge red flag. There is something so sinister going on here. There's something so bizarre about. And things like this that make it hard not to be a conspiracy theorist, honestly.
- [33:36]
A
No, it's just. It's so clear this Is so clear.
- [33:41]
B
Clear.
- [33:42]
A
Are you ready for our fourth story?
- [33:45]
B
Yeah, actually, I am. Okay. Oh, okay.
- [33:48]
A
Great. Molly Made Behind It All Season two is coming to Prime Video. Following the success of Molly Molly Made Behind It All Series one, the influencer and entrepreneur is returning to Prime Video for a second outing. So she just dropped the trailer for season two, which premieres in 10 days. And I'm so excited. I'm so excited because I watched the last season or the last part of last season, like later than it came out. I watched it this summer, so it all feels so fresh to me. And now we're getting more. It feels like the turnaround is so quick. It has been so party.
- [34:21]
B
Yeah. I love any, like, more content. More celebrity documentaries. Whether it's like a series or a reality show, I'm a big fan. I didn't watch. I'm like, really not Molly, man, like, never stuck for me, you know. I ended up watching some of her YouTube videos and they're not bad, of course, but it's just like, it's not my thing.
- [34:39]
A
I understand. Plus, you didn't mind your season of Love is of Love Island.
- [34:42]
B
Correct.
- [34:42]
A
So you don't have that attachment.
- [34:44]
B
I didn't watch Buffer Island.
- [34:46]
A
Yeah. And Tommy and the Gang.
- [34:49]
B
Right.
- [34:49]
A
But this is very exciting. The show is so good.
- [34:53]
B
I know you don't have tick tock, but have you seen, like, the AI generated Jake Paul content that's taking over the interwebs?
- [35:00]
A
I saw, like, him as a Hasid, so I.
- [35:04]
B
At first I saw it and it's so lifelike. I got duped. And it's getting increasingly harder to get like, to. To tell what's AI and what's not. I don't know what started this trend, but, like, somebody out there has been making the most hyper realistic Jake Paul AI content. I saw him doing a makeup tutorial. I'm like, oh, that's weird. It must be like a joke. But it was AI and now, like, they have him working as a coal miner, working as a beauty guru, being a Hasidic Jew, like, going to a mosque. Like, he literally is like a non denominational. He's going everywhere. I don't know why or how it's happening, but it is weird. He's loving it too.
- [35:40]
A
He's loving it. Good.
- [35:41]
B
Yeah.
- [35:42]
A
Weird.
- [35:43]
B
Or unless the video I saw of him talking about the AI was AI.
- [35:48]
A
Where'd you see it?
- [35:51]
B
Maybe in the docu series she'll talk about Bethany.
- [35:56]
A
I think she will. That's what I said when we were talking about that Story. They were definitely filming at the l' Oreal show because that's like a big moment for her and she decided to walk. So they definitely will or they won't. And it will just mean that it was a nothing burger and it was just everybody else's reaction to it. But she did.
- [36:11]
B
Right. That made it a big thing.
- [36:13]
A
But she didn't feel anything. And I don't think that she would. Knowing her.
- [36:17]
B
Yeah, she's not like a drama starter. But if that happened on, like, Brooks Nader, it would have been on Love Thy Nader.
- [36:22]
A
Yeah. No, she's not a dramaturg. And she's also, like, not. She doesn't need to take up all the oxygen in the room. Like, oh, someone took ten of my seconds. Like, that's not Molly. That's not missing.
- [36:32]
B
And that's. And that's actually why, like, I don't think the show is for me. Dead ass. Yeah.
- [36:36]
A
That's why you can't relate to her.
- [36:38]
B
Yeah. Because, like, that's what I'm looking for. Like, I would tune into the episode about the l' Oreal show and be like, give me the Bethany drama.
- [36:43]
A
Yeah. But knowing her heart of hearts, I really don't think that there is drama. She's got enough on her plate. Okay, so stay tuned for that 10 days. Can't wait. Plus, I think Victoria Beckham's docu series came out today.
- [36:56]
B
Thursday. I saw on Netflix when it was buffering.
- [36:59]
A
I thought it was October 8th.
- [37:01]
B
It said Thursday.
- [37:02]
A
There's diaries. It said.
- [37:04]
B
Yeah, I'm excited for that too. That's a good thing to have the dairies. And that's something like. I think husbands and wives can watch together because there's like a lot of David Beckham and Victoria Beckham stuff.
- [37:13]
A
Yeah. If my husband can, like, tear us away from Love is Blind for two seconds.
- [37:16]
B
Right. And I'm. I'm recommending a lot of, like, you know, gender inclusive shows because I only have one tv.
- [37:23]
A
Right. Right.
- [37:24]
B
And then I can't turn on my frame tv. I don't have one for the living room yet. So we're just watching Buffering in the bedroom together. Correct.
- [37:31]
A
That's beautiful. It's bringing you closer.
- [37:33]
B
Yeah. Maybe I'll never get a living room tv.
- [37:36]
A
Or goals is not having a bedroom tv.
- [37:40]
B
Oh, my God. Sounds like a nightmare.
- [37:42]
A
Like, only your need to watch shows in the living room that are like, events. No.
- [37:46]
B
Oh, my God. Having a TV in my bedroom is like.
- [37:51]
A
I think that's true liberation.
- [37:53]
B
No, no, it's True hell.
- [37:56]
A
Are you ready for our fifth and.
- [37:57]
B
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A
Covered is powered by ACA health insurance and their poison control hotline, right? Those two things keep Bruno alive and well.
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A
Our fifth and final story leading into TV recap, Dancing with the Stars. A couple receives the first nine of the competition on Disney Night. And spoiler alert, Laurian Club went home.
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B
So we'll go through all the dances. It was Disney Night. A really fun theme. So much vertical integration, Hulu, Disney, ABC of it all. It was too much. I feel like so many of the dances, like we're singing to like irrelevant songs and that like made them worse. Like justice for Robert Irwin and his Zootopia song. Like, the dance might have been good, but I don't know.
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A
Do you know that song? Have you ever heard it?
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B
No.
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A
Oh, I actually didn't know that song. And I agreed with what you just said previously, but that song was actually good.
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B
Okay, bye. But like Dylan Efron, dancing to Life is a Highway was like so unfair. Dancing to like a landmark franchise like cars. And then I had people over here dancing to songs I had literally never heard.
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A
So you know what? I think I was thinking the same thing. Like, it felt like very niche and I feel like they do Disney night every season and all of the good songs and premises have been taken and so they're like in the weeds doing like these random characters. Space Mountain theme dance.
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B
Yeah. When it's like space. Who was Space Mountain?
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A
Elaine.
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B
Elaine. When it's like a crush, by the way.
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A
Like, just do Beauty and the Beast. It'll be great.
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B
Yeah, I think it's okay to repeat. It really is. Especially the show's been on for, like, 20 years. You can repeat from 10.
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A
You're getting more votes than ever. Means new viewers. Like, you can repeat. It's okay.
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B
Okay. When Carlton was like, we reached a new landmark. 40 million votes. I'm like, okay, so that's 4 million because everybody votes 10 times, and there's definitely, like a million people who do do it on, like, multiple devices. I'm like, okay, it's a 3 million votes. It's like, really not that much. Sorry. Like, I'm not impressed.
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A
No, it's all such a lie. I'm not talking about the voting anymore because.
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B
Okay. And also, I just want to say I'm not talking about the voting because last night was raging, you guys. People getting, like, the same type of people getting eight. It's just absurd.
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A
Yes. You want to talk about the scoring?
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B
I'm sorry. Scoring? I mean, I'm not talking about the scoring.
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A
Okay. Let's go through the dances and the songs. But, yeah, the theme was so much fun. I literally wanted to, like, wake up my kids because, like, Mickey and Minnie were there. Donald and Daisy.
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B
All the kids in the audience was so cute.
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A
No, it was so cute. Donald, Daisy were, like, up with the cast, getting there, talking to Julianne, like, it was just. It was the happiest place on earth. And then the first dance being cars, and he said he's mater. I always say matter, but it's mater, I guess. And she was Lightning McLean. I'm like, you guys, like, why am I watching this by myself?
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B
No, no.
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A
It was, like, kind of weird. First dance. Dylan, Efron and Daniela. By the way, Daniela is allegedly married to Pasha.
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B
Yeah.
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A
And therefore likely not hooking up with Dylan.
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B
You know, I don't think they're hooking up either.
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A
I can't tell if you said last week the complete opposite, you know, but.
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B
They had, like, zero chemistry this week. So it was just like everyone was last week.
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A
I think maybe. No, they have so much chemistry. Chemistry. Sorry.
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B
Like, they're over correcting.
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A
Yeah. I think they're pretending like they don't like each other. They have a lot of chemistry. Sorry.
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B
I don't know if the dance was good or they were just dancing to my favorite band ever. Do you know what I mean? I had a hard time making that distinction.
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A
And when it's the men and he's not bad by any means, but, like, the female dancers are working overtime. They're literally carrying the men by the hand to get them into the next step. It's like, Daniella does it. Riley does It. Whitney does it. And you could just see so much effort on their part. Actually, it's actually showing, like, too much effort because now I'm like, very aware that the man can't, like, move himself.
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B
And the thing with Dylan is that he's like an able bodied, young, fit guy. So he does a good job, but he's not getting better. Like, every week. Like, I feel like, like Elaine Hendricks is getting so much better. Even Scott Hoying, even though he had the biggest fuck up ever, he's getting a lot better. Like, I'm seeing vast improvements in the quality of dance. And with Dylan, I'm not like, I, I don't know. I'm unimpressed by him. Sorry. I know everybody, like, is gooped and gagged for him. I'm not.
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A
No. Like this week he just kind of coasted by.
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B
On a good song.
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A
On a good song. And also because there are people that worse than him who are ready to go home or who have no fans. Like, hilarious. They got 23 out of 30. Fine then Danielle Fishel and Pasha.
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B
Okay. Speaking of improvement, she absolutely crushed. Like, I was shook. She's getting so much better. Like, I love to see people, like, getting so invested in this and you know, I love him, but like, like, Andy's not getting better. Like, his time is almost up. Like Danielle Fisher, like, she's an older woman in the competition and she's getting so much better. Like, I'm so proud of her. She crushed. She deserves to stay for a little bit longer. Like, actually, no, a lot longer.
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A
So Andy's like, not getting much better. I don't expect him to get much better, but I do expect every dance to, like, move me. And last night's dance didn't. He still made it through, but, like, maybe next week. Because they need that moment in every dance where it's like, oh, my God, that pee drum. I'm crying like, hose your yell too pure for this world. And I guess the chef's kiss from Ratatouille was like, meant to be. That, like, the comedic element, they're not going to nail it every week. But that's what he's coasting on, not improvement.
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B
Yeah, but he's running out of people. Like, Scott is going to go before him. Hilaria was going to go before him. Elaine might, but she's getting like, a lot better. So he's kind of running out of time.
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A
Yeah, but he's not going to win. So at some point he will go.
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B
No, of course not.
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A
He's already there. Much Longer than anyone expected.
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B
Yeah.
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A
Scott and Riley bop to the top.
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B
Okay. So Riley ate down with the whole concept, the choreography. I loved it. And then when Julianne and Derek were like. When Derek gave his critique and he was like, you know, people say Julianne and I are Sharpay and Ryan. I never thought about that before, but that's hysterical. I also didn't know Scott was in High School Musical. The Musical, the series. That was a great synergy. I was, like, actually really excited for him. He started out really strong. I was like, you know what? I've been really hard on him.
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A
And he said he was getting so much. He got so comfortable last week. Like, now I'm like, I'm breaking out of my shell. Can't stop me.
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B
And I felt so bad because he just, like, stopped. He bopped to the bottom. Like, he just had so many mess ups, so many obvious ones. And at first I was like, Riley's. Riley's really being like a great pro. She's putting her whole heart into it, like. But I thought for sure he was going home. I said, you know what? Elaine and Andy are going to be safe because Scott's obviously going home.
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A
Yeah, he is safe for this week. And just next week he has to do better. What I do, like, is that, like, the scores don't compound. Like, if you fucked up this week, it doesn't matter for next week. Tabula rasa. And that is good because, like, next week he could do an amazing dance and he could be top of the pack.
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B
Like, yeah, he had a lot of momentum after, like, Jenny and he just, like, sort of shot the bed last night. I felt so bad because it was really set up for him to be like, to really take the momentum to the next level. Like Jenny. And then Ryan and Sharpay, like, perfect. Yeah, the choreo was great, but no.
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A
Alex, Earl and Val. Maleficent. I couldn't see anything.
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B
Oh, yeah, it was super dark and. But it was good.
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A
It was, it was too dark. Like, the judges, I don't know if they did this for every dance, but they did it for a couple where Bruno.
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B
Sorry, Len stands up.
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A
Bruno, like, stands up because he's like, trying to see and I'm like, he.
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B
Does that for everyone.
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A
I can't see either. It was too dark. Turn the lights on. What are you doing? Yeah, like, she looks beautiful and she moves elegantly and like, she crushed it. But, like, I want to see.
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B
She did good, but it wasn't like, yeah, my favorite style. I'm not like, obsessed with Val. I feel like everybody's obsessed with Val. It's like, that's who you want for your partner.
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A
Like, I'm not obsessed with any of the men.
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B
No.
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A
Yeah.
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B
And if I am, I'm obsessed with Mark Ballas. He does such good work for Whitney.
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A
But Whitney does good work for Witself.
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B
Correct.
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A
Next, Hilari and Gleb. Star Wars.
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B
Oh, such a bad. Like, for me.
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A
Sorry.
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B
I know Star wars is huge, but, like, for me, that's not, like, something I want to dance to. Okay. Not Gleb getting critiqued.
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A
What did they say to him?
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B
I forget something about I. What? That there wasn't enough. Whatever their style of dance was. There wasn't enough samba or whatever. He got critiqued, which is just, like, so awkward.
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A
They love saying that, right?
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B
Jan got critiqued a lot.
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A
Y' all always get critiqued.
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B
But he's new here. Like, Gleb is not. So I feel like that was sort of the nail in their coffin. And the thing about hilarious. I was surprised she went home because I know she has, like, quite literally zero fans. Yeah. But I thought her skill would take her a little bit further. She must have gotten no votes.
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A
Yeah, well, she got 23 out of 30, which is the same as Dylan.
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B
Efron, which is absurd.
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A
And Jen Affleck.
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B
So absurd.
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A
Like, I think she could get by with no votes if she is in the number one spot. And that's why she was, like, taking the competition to so seriously.
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B
I know. I actually felt so bad for her, but I also feel like she saw, like, a lot of the hate Lauren Haragi got last week for, like, being an ungrateful wench when she got eliminated because Hilaria was unbelievable. I want to thank the band and the producers. Like, she was so, like, trying, like, to leave on a positive note, which I appreciated. You know what? Because she saw how poorly it went. And, you know, I actually feel like the show ended up being really good for her because I do feel bad for her. Like, she wanted it so badly. She was trying so hard. She cried, like, and she still got sent home. Like, yeah, people really hate her. And you know what? I love someone everybody hates.
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A
And I also think that some, like, Dancing with the Stars stands, like, vote for their favorite couples also based on their favorite dancers. And I think Gleb has lost a lot of fans, or at least I hope.
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B
Yes. I think that's actually so true.
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A
If she had been dancing with Mark Ballas, I think she might be around longer, but just the two of them are, like, not popular at the moment. No, it's true.
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B
They kind of. It was just a perfect storm of like hate haters.
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A
A perfect storm that equates to zero votes.
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B
Yeah.
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A
And I, I won't like miss. I never like looked forward to their dances. Like me neither. Next, Andy Richter and Emma Slater. Who when they go, I will miss them. I do look forward to their dances.
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B
Me too. I also look forward to their packages. You know, they're little pre recorded. He's so funny and she like loves dancing with him and I feel like she's really done a good job up until this point. Ratatouille. It lacked luster for me. There was no moment like you said, like no viral moment.
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A
It was just was.
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B
I expect more. I do. I actually have a high bar for Andy and Emma.
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A
Even though like he literally can't in terms of creativity. Yeah, I agree. But next week, like let's see if they can bring out the tears of joy.
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B
Correct.
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A
Robert Irwin and Whitney Carson.
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B
So it was the first time I wasn't dazzled by Robert Irwin. And again, it might have been because I didn't know the song. Winnie is just such a dazzling star. I love her. She could dance like a mother. Like she's just insane.
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A
Yeah. What did they dance to?
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B
Zootopia. Because he like voices Robert Furwin. That was cute.
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A
Do you think they really watched the movie together in that theater?
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B
No. Zero chance.
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A
I won't give up no, I won't give.
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B
I don't know that song.
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A
I don't know why. I know it must come up on shuffle.
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B
It's pretty good, right?
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A
Yeah. Robert. It's hard to go from like what he did the first week.
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B
I know he's kind of been like chasing the high even though he's been good ever since. But he has been chasing the, the success of Night one ever since. It's almost been like downhill. Even though he hasn't been doing a.
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A
Bad job, but he just started strong. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Next, Elaine Hendricks and Alan burst in.
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B
She was great. I was really like, she's taking this. And that little speech she gave me, like, I know like your dreams might not pan out in the way that they you thought they would, but that doesn' mean that they're not coming true. Like obsessed. Lisa and Walter being in the audience every week, like I didn't realize they were such good friends.
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A
So next week some. The premise is they dance with a friend, I think.
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B
And then like you're pro choreographs for you, which is kind of a Fun.
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A
Concept that it would be Zach.
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B
Zach. One thing about Zac Efron, he does not acknowledge his brother. Like, I know they did that show together and I've never seen it, so that's like a pop culture blind spot for me. But I feel like I've never seen them in the same room at the same time.
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A
If he's not dancing with Zach, like, I'm. I'm, like, gonna vote for everyone else just to take votes away from him.
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B
Is Alex voting dancing with Braxton? She can't. He's, like, so busy.
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A
Oh, I wonder who. Alex. Maybe, like, Jake Shane.
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B
I would love that.
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A
Maybe you'll be there. Maybe you could go.
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B
Oh, I gotta go to a taping, by the way. I gotta go to it.
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A
Ask him if he's dancing next week.
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B
Okay, but don't tell us. Wait, can we. Can we also guess who everybody's dancing with?
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A
Danielle Facial, I think will dance with her. Boy meets world boy.
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B
Oh, that'd be so cute. Or Sabrina.
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A
Yeah, but no, I know.
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B
She's, like, too fancy.
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A
She did her part. She made her a little bit.
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B
Yeah, she did.
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A
What's that guy's name?
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B
Yeah, the guy.
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A
Corey. Yeah.
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B
Ben Savage is his name.
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A
Yeah. Scott Hoying one of his pentatonix. I don't think that's buzzy enough. And now knowing he was like, hsm. Hsm. Maybe he has other connects.
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B
He does make a lot of tick tocks with, like, this dancing couple.
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A
Okay.
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B
Like, maybe he'll do, like, one of this. Like, they're called, like, cost and something. Just an idea.
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A
Okay. Alex and Jake Shane, I think. Okay. Who else would it be?
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B
I don't know, like, who's like, oh, her sister Ashton. Duh.
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A
Okay. Cute.
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B
Love.
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A
Andy Richter. Conan with his children.
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B
Oh, that's cute.
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A
Maybe they were in the audience. That would be cute. That would spark joy.
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B
Yeah, it would do it.
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A
Free idea. Robert Irwin and Bindi.
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B
Bindi. For sure.
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A
For sure. Bendy's coming back. Elaine and Chessie.
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B
That is so cute. And yeah, they, like, pretty much confirmed it.
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A
Yeah. Yeah. Whitney Leavitt and Mark Ballas. We haven't talked about their dance yet.
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B
Their dance was great. I don't watch Hamilton, but I know it meant a lot to Liz woods and, like, the people who do watch Hamilton. So I think it was, like, Pargy on a multitude of levels. I'm just looking at it from, like, a dance perspective. I loved her outfit and I thought it was great she got the first night of the season. The fact that she got any eights is absurd because, like, it was like Elaine Hendrix got an eight and she.
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A
Was good, but like, it was two pros dancing.
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B
That's why I can't like compare her votes to other people because then it really starts to piss me off and not make any sense.
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A
But they did get the high. They are number one. It's not like they're tied for number one. They're number one. So even though it's the difference of one point, like, it's still number one.
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B
I think she'll dance with her husband, which I love. I think both the Mormon wives will dance with their husbands because they're both in LA and they both have like huge platforms and they both have been like taking their job as like full time dad and like supporting role really seriously. Like, I don't know if you follow either of them on Tick Tock, but like, all they do is watch the kids all day long while the wives go to dance for like 14 hours and like show up for the tapings in costume and they're like, wear like merch and they're so excited. It's actually really cute. So I think they'll both dance with their husbands.
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A
Yeah. Maybe Whitney will dance with all of her kids and her husband, but I think Jen's are too little.
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B
When Jen went to Disney World and I saw her like 8 week old, it just was like another reminder of how freshly postpartum she is. And it's insane what she's doing.
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A
No, I know. She was walking with Dizzy. I thought the baby was on her boob.
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B
I thought the baby was breastfeeding too.
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A
Because it was just like a. Like a baby.
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B
Yeah, it was crazy.
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A
Yeah. Yeah. Their dance was great. She's great. Final form.
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B
Yeah.
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A
Jordan Childs and Ezra Sosa Crush.
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B
She's really like, become a formidable. Yeah, she's final four 100% too. They're also just like a really good duo pairing. I think they really like each other. Like, I think they have a good friendship.
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A
They're simpati. So they are like moving together.
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B
Her being Tiana is just perfect and. Yeah, they're simpatico. Exactly.
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A
Who do you think she does with.
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B
Maybe one of her, like, teammates? A gymnast where at least who has.
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A
Done the show, like all of them.
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B
Who has done it?
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A
Simone.
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B
Simone hasn't done it.
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A
I think she has.
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B
No, I think she has. Lori Hernandez has, but I don't think her and Jordan were ever on the team together.
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A
Simone, Dan, Daniel sing. Yeah, she was on Dancing with the Stars.
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B
Oh, well, that would be sick.
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A
And she did not win. She got him in fourth place.
- [58:21]
B
Well, they're best friends, so that would be really cute.
- [58:23]
A
Yeah, I think it, like, that seems obvious.
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B
Then I think some people, like, might choose, like, you know, family members who we don't know, like, not famous people, which is a choice. It's cute, but it's not going to, you know, move the needle.
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A
I think it's definitely a setback.
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B
Like, maybe I should choose her grandma or something. It's cute, but, like, oh, if someone.
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A
Chose their grandma, like, that would be with the right.
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B
Yeah, Actually, I take it back.
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A
You're not getting sent home.
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B
No, not by me.
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A
And then Jen Affleck and Jan Ravik. Nick, what'd you think about their dance? I was very.
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B
I thought it was amazing. There was, like, no fanfare for it. It was so rushed. They barely got critique. Finally, Yan did a good job for her. I thought she was amazing. She looked gorgeous. Like, I feel like she really kind of had. This was this big moment for her, right. And they didn't make it a moment. It was pissing me off.
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A
No. I felt like she was so robbed. I thought she danced so great. There wasn't enough time for all three judges to speak. Carrie on went first and was really negative. She just, like, didn't like the dance. Okay. Then Derek went and was like, I think you all dance great tonight. Like, what the. Oh, my God.
- [59:16]
B
Yes. And what the hell was that? I think we all sang.
- [59:19]
A
Bruno didn't get a chance to say anything. So I think when she went up to get her scores, I think she thought she bombed it. I was, like, so sad for her. And I think she was shocked by the fact that she got a 23, which is like, totally, like middle of the pack score, and she got some aids.
- [59:32]
B
What? She crushed it.
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A
She did. That was so, like.
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B
It was. Everyone has, like, a moment where everything clicks for them and, like, that was her moment. It should have. And they didn't give it celebration.
- [59:40]
A
I think she. I think even this morning she's probably confused. Like, was that good?
- [59:44]
B
Carrie Ann is just such a jealous wench. Like, I just hate her.
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A
What the hell was Derek like? I think I'll take this moment.
- [59:50]
B
I say I hate the judges.
- [59:52]
A
I'll take this moment to say everyone danced really well to. What do you mean? You already told everyone they dance well. This is Jen's turn. Tell Jen she danced well with the eight week old on her hit Breastfeeding at Disney World. Tell Jen she danced well.
- [60:03]
B
8. She did so good. She looked gorgeous. I feel like it was her best dance yet. I think it was John's. What is his name?
- [60:09]
A
Jan Rovnik.
- [60:11]
B
Yawn. Okay. I feel like it was Jan's best choreo yet. It was the first time he didn't get critiques. Like, it was great.
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A
Yeah.
- [60:18]
B
Big week for Yawn. Like, with the Taylor Swift music video.
- [60:20]
A
Like, he was in it because all the dancers.
- [60:22]
B
All the era store dancers.
- [60:23]
A
Yeah, yeah. That was just rude. Like, I really am very protective of her.
- [60:28]
B
Me too.
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A
And she should.
- [60:30]
B
They're not protective enough.
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A
And not only should she be treated, like, very delicately and sensitively in general, but then they did the opposite, and.
- [60:39]
B
They treated her like she should be getting special treatment. And she's not only not getting it, she's getting, like, the shit end of the.
- [60:44]
A
She should be with the best pro. Like, she should be getting everything. Like a handicap almost, you know?
- [60:50]
B
Yeah. Yeah.
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A
And instead she's getting the opposite. So at this point, I'm like, couldn't you just treat her like everyone else then? Like, why I got to treat her? No.
- [60:59]
B
And I feel like it's definitely hard for her to be there, like, with Whitney from the same show. And Whitney's obviously, like, the winner, and it's just, like, hard to not to compare yourself. And she's also postpartum, and so I just want her to know, like, she was amazing and if she keeps on this trajectory, like, she is very. Has potential to be final four.
- [61:13]
A
Yeah. If they'll give it to her. Like, if anyone wants to tell her she's doing well.
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B
Final four is Whitney Jordan for me.
- [61:24]
A
Let me pull up the Irwin. You think he's. I think he has a lot of fans, so. Yeah. Oh, and also, yeah.
- [61:33]
B
With this twin, you think she's final four material?
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A
Yes, because she's a really strong dancer and she has a lot of fans that will get you all the way.
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B
Yep.
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A
That'll take you all the way.
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B
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A
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B
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