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A
Good morning, girlies. It's the Toast. It's Jackson. Claude, and we're your host. It's your favorite show. The best five things you need to know. We'll start your day off.
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B
Swirly.
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A
It's the Toast. They sound amazing. Welcome back to the Toast. And happy Monday, Day one of Claude and Friends. Yes, that's right. Jax is on maternity leave. We're sobbing. We're so upse. But we're so excited for Claudette and Friends. And that's why she's really starting this week. Friends and family. Emphasis on family. Today's co host, Cratchel. Satchel Hatchel. Nachel. Dachel. Satchel Patchel. Pat. I love that Patchel. And you're so right.
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B
Right? No, I know, it's crazy.
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A
It's Satchel. My little sis, Margo.
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B
Oh, my God. I feel like I haven't done the shows with you. Ages, ages.
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A
Now, I didn't want to tell you this. Oh, God. Because, like, I hate you. But you were my first choice for first co host for one reason. No, not that part.
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B
That's, like, that.
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A
I'm happy to tell you.
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B
Okay.
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A
So, you know, during my maternity leave, Jackie had, like, so many Pargie guests. Pargie guests, Pargie co hosts. And your episode kind of outperformed all of them. Seriously. Sachi's was, yeah, people just want the satch, they just want the hatch. They want the crutch, they want the patch, and that's what we're gonna give them.
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B
That is so, so crazy. You know, I had a sneaky feeling because Jackie once texted me, like, an edit of, like, something you guys were gonna post, and it was, like, making it. Oh, you. Cause you guys, like, talked about, like, we're talking shit about me on the toast, obviously. Cause, like, you do that. And it was something about, like, how, like, everyone hated having me. And then she was like, can we post this? It's funny. Cause, like, everyone loves you. And I was like, no, you can't.
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A
Well, I did want to tell you. I didn't listen to every single of the maternity leave episodes. I was busy, like, having a baby. But I did listen to yours. And. Are you ready for constructive Cris? Just one thing that I want you. I meant to tell you before the toast.
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B
Can I guess. Yeah, I say a lot.
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A
No, I wouldn't even notice that. Oh, you swallow whole sentences. You talk.
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B
What does that mean?
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A
You talk so fast. We all do. But Jackie and I have become more aware of it because professionally, like, we got a lot of shit for it. You swallow. I was like, what did she just say? You swallow the whole sentence. You're like. I'm like, was that a paragraph? It's really crazy.
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B
I know. I talk really fast and I just.
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A
Noticed that you were doing it. I didn't even understand what you just said.
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B
I was just like, yeah, you swallow whole sentences. Okay, got it. I won't. Yeah.
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A
So if you could just be mindful of that.
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B
I'll be mindful of not swallowing whole sentences.
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A
Welcome to the Terst.
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B
Thanks for having me. I'm so happy to be here.
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A
Thanks for taking time off your extremely important corporate job.
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B
Thank you.
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A
Appreciate you.
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B
Thank you for making it so convenient for me. I really couldn't.
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A
Of course. I work around the Satch. One thing about me.
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B
If only.
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A
I work around the Satch. If only the Satch was out and about yesterday being such a good sister.
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B
I know. I'm so upset.
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A
What? I know. So Margaret went to Woodbury Commons, our favorite place. And I've talked about the Prada outlet at Woodbury Commons many times on this podcast. Jackie's always calling me cheap. I'm like, okay, I'm cheap because I bought a Prada bag at an outlet.
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B
Do you say it was good? Because I. I was unimpressed.
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A
The Woodbury Commons in general is missing a few things, but I would say the best store there is the Prada outlet. The prices are slashed. Like, it's giving the price.
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B
I mean, the. What you got yesterday was the best deal of the day.
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A
It's giving Lumber Liquidators, you know, going out of business.
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B
Yeah.
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A
And Margot got me a pair of Prada boots for $340. Like, I'm sorry. That's crazy.
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B
So crazy. And even when I was checking out, like, the store associate was like, wow, like, slay the house down. She's like, these are final sales. She made me sign a document. Being like. I'm like, yeah, it's fine.
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A
Yeah, it's fine. So Margot got me a pair of boots, which was so nice. I know. You had to lug around those boots.
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B
I did have to shout out to my friends, though. Like, they carry them the whole time. Like.
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A
Like, shout out to Queens. Supporting Queens.
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B
No. And you really slayed. And it really was such a gorgeous day. It is so overwhelming, though. They're like, you just seriously, like, going to have a panic attack. And I brought Magnolia, which was like, the worst idea ever.
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A
Yeah. Let's talk about you bringing your dog to the mall. Basically. For those who don't know, Woodbury Outdoor Pavilion it's, like, huge. Like, you bringing your dog. That's insane.
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B
Is it?
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A
What if she, like, took a. At Prada?
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B
She is trained, so she goes outside.
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A
No. Okay, but like you said, it's an outdoor mall. No, but the stores aren't outside. I know, Margaret.
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B
The stores are indoors.
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A
Like, you're so crazy for so many reasons. The fact that you brought your dog to Woodbury Commons is insane.
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B
There were so many dogs there. There was a dog in every store. Margo.
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A
You'Re so crazy.
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B
Wait, that's crazy. Also, I didn't know what else to, like, do with her. I left my apartment at 11. I got home at 8:30. I wasn't gonna leave her at home.
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A
Okay, so I did a Q and A over the weekend. Because, yes, I am an influential person. I do Q and as. And somebody said, like, true or false, you hate Magnolia.
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B
You do.
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A
And everyone else talks about the fact that, like, I literally hate your dog. But if it makes you feel any better, these days, I'm kind of hating my dog, too. But, like, your dog. Like, I just can't stand her.
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B
That is, like, really, the.
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A
And we've never openly, like, had this discussion.
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B
Someone asked me, like, what's the meanest thing someone could say to you? It's that, okay, then you live a.
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A
Very charmed, privileged life.
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B
No, it's like, call me ugly. I know you're lying. Like, call me fat. I know you're lying. Like, say you hate my dog. Like, fuck you.
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A
I hate your dog. Fuck you. It's not that I hate your dog, actually. Like, Magnolia. Or as I lovingly call her, Rat Nolia. She's so cute. She's a sweet angel. She's very, very sweet. My God, she's so fucking annoying.
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B
She's not. Romeo's so fucking annoying.
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A
I agree. Because I'm normal. And I can agree, like, no, but.
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B
By the way, she's not. She's not annoying. She's not. What does she do?
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A
I didn't answer the person in the Q and A. But, like, I just want them to know, like, you were picking up what I was doing.
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B
What does she do to you?
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A
She does not stop working.
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B
That's not true. She only when I leave.
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A
Yap Yap. Yap Nolia. That's what they should call her, Yap Nolia.
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B
Only when I leave Yap motherfucking. She knows she's in a place where she's not loved.
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A
And then also, and this is maybe kind of how I feel about Yapnoli is how I feel About Chrissy Teigen.
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B
Oh, God.
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A
Like, Chrissy Teigen, per se isn't annoying, but there was, like, a time period where the media was, like, so annoying about her. Like, Chrissy Teigen just, like, broke the.
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B
No, she didn't.
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A
She just, like, made it chilly. You know, that's kind of feel about Magnolia. Like, Magnolia, per se isn't annoying. Like, you about Magnolia is annoying. Like, you like her fan edits on TikTok to, like, sad songs about Magnolia. Like, you actually need help.
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B
No, I do need help, and I'm not gonna lie. Did I cry myself to sleep last night thinking about the day Magnolia's gonna die? Maybe let's talk about the day Magnolia.
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A
No, no.
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B
I will start crying. I will seriously start crying. Tears.
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A
I'm kidding. I'm 100% kidding. But, like, what are you gonna do?
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B
You're gonna need to put me in an institution. You're gonna need to put me in. I'm gonna need to be put somewhere.
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A
Listen, I've been through it. Like, it is.
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B
No. And yours was, like, a year from where I am right now. My business, five.
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A
But you have so much time. Like, Theo, like, low key died. So, so random of him. Like.
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B
No, I know, but who's to say that that's not gonna happen to me?
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A
I know. Cause, you know, they are from the same breed. Maybe they had, like, a genetic cancer that Magnolia is, like, sort of harboring.
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B
But there's, like, a reason why I take her to the vet all the time.
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A
Okay, well, so because we found out Theo had cancer, like, a year after, it was, like, chilling in his body, like, not me never taking him to the doctor. So I think maybe, like, you should just stay on top of that.
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B
She goes to the vet all the time. And Also my vet, Dr. Liff Shout out and is well aware of Theo's condition. Condition. So she's like. And she knows that every time I go to bed, I start crying. And so, like I said, she's insane. So she, like, is aware that, like, Mags dying is my biggest fear. So, like, she's going to help me in every way that she can medically prevent that from happening.
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A
And all that to say. I don't hate Magnolia.
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B
No, you do.
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A
No, no, I don't, actually.
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B
You want to, like, rescue her? Like, yes. Oh, my God, you are so drama. Like, God forbid a girl loves her dog. You do. But, like, God forbid a girl loves her dog.
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A
It's just, like, abyssal, unhealthy how much you love her.
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B
Like, no, it's Not.
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A
No. Your social media activity when it comes to the dog. Like, you know what? The other day, actually, so the other day, I like one thing about me. Like, I'm kind of a troll, like, to people I love. Oh, oh, can we open the DMs?
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B
You should see. Any time. I want you to look at my DMs. With Claudia, I'm always like, oh, my.
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A
God, you look amazing.
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B
Oh, my God. Love. Like, oh, my God, this looks so good. Like, mine. Like, what are you wearing? Like, no, it's.
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A
I. I see the best, and I do it to. Also my sister Olivia. I'm like, that looks disgusting because she's always cook. And I'm like, oh, like, you're gross. Like, I'm like, what's with this angle? Like, I'm always, like, coming for her, and it's weird, so. Because I see the best in my sisters, and, like, I see the potential for greatness. So I'm not being a troll, but you are.
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B
Yeah.
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A
And as Jackie once very poignantly said, like, I'm not trying to hurt you. It just hurts you, you know? But I have been become, like, very aware of my own trolliness.
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B
Okay.
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A
I was trolling Olivia so hard last night, and she's so fucking done with me.
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B
Good, good pushback, Olivia.
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A
She, like, said something like, she oliv. Olivia is so cheugy, you know? Okay. And so she said something that was, like, so chugalicious. Definitions make the girls go local.
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B
But, like, Olivia's a millennial. Like, that's.
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A
I know. Like, that is her charm, her cheeky charm. And I'm sure, like, during the course of this maternity leave, I will have her on, and she's gonna come at me and all the things I said about her.
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B
Yes, Olivia.
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A
Also in my Q and A, I actually got a really interesting question that I didn't post because, like, I needed you and Olivia's take on it. Somebody was like, do Margo and Olivia get jealous? Like, you and Jackie have a podcast together?
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B
No, me and Liv are too busy to care.
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A
Oh, so you're saying we're not busy?
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B
No, no, you're busy. But, like, you don't care. Like, you know what I mean? Like, you're not. You're too busy to be jealous about anything in my life because obviously you're, like, not jealous about anything.
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A
I'm jealous that you're so skinny.
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B
Thank you.
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A
I'm jealous that you, like, when you want to do something, like, you do it. You're very good. You're proactive. And you take an active role in your own life.
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B
I take an active role in my own life.
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A
I'm jealous of a lot of things. I'm jealous of, like, a lot of things in Olivia's life. Like, she low key, like, has the most peaceful low key life. Like, I'm jealous of. I'm. I'm open enough about what? I'm jealous. What am I jealous of? Of Jackie.
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B
You have the same life.
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A
So true.
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B
Same life.
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A
So true. But no. So I am jealous of, like, certain things. Mostly, like, of how your breasts stand up on their own.
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B
Thank you. Thank you so much. Me too. I really, I'm really happy about that.
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A
Yeah.
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B
But no, like, I just don't think about it. Also, it's been going on for so long. Like, if we were, like, jealous for the past 10 years, like, it would be bad.
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A
Yeah.
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B
Like, I'm just happy for you. And, like, I'll take what I can get. And I've ridden your coat. Like, I benefited from it. Like, I have literally no you.
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A
Okay, good. Yeah. Not my Q and A last night. Like, really coloring the pre pass five banter.
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B
No, also, like, not your Q and A. Like, being, like, so, like, clued in on our last.
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A
People are always trying to start stuff in my Q and A.
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B
Are they?
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A
Yeah.
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B
Oh, interesting.
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A
Someone's saying, I feel like you hate Magnolia. Like, they know.
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B
Well, I mean, you're the one who, like, chose to bring it up today.
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A
Well, you know what? I've been meaning to talk to you about it, and what better place than a podcast?
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B
No. And you know what? Like, say what you want. Like, I'm not changing anything.
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A
Margo never change.
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B
I'm not changing anything. And I love my dog so much. And like, you know what? I'll remember this and I'll resent you for it when she dies that you were like, I hate your dog.
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A
Listen, if you. When Magnolia dies and needs to take it out on me, I'll be. I can be that. That vessel for you.
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B
Thank you.
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A
You look so pretty today. I'm so happy to be podcasting with you for you to show up, like, looking so thin and young when I'm on the heels of, like, just having had a baby. Not cool. You should have looked like a slob today.
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B
Okay.
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A
And I kind of need to send a notice to everybody co hosting me over the next few weeks. Please don't, like, show up, stun these hills. Like, I have somebody coming.
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B
Oh.
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A
Oh, God. I just know she's going to. I. I kind of need to go get, like, a prom dress. Like, I just think she's going to show up, like, looking so sick.
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B
Oh. Oh, my God.
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A
Yeah, I know.
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B
Well, in my defense, like, I came from work, so I couldn't look like a slob at work today.
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A
No, you look great. I'm glad that you. It's also nice when people, like, dress up nice. It shows respect to podcast.
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B
Like, imagine I showed up here and like, your little sister, she's the first one, and she's in a sweatshirt looking like a slob.
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A
Right. No, it's.
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B
It's good. But noted. Great, but noted. Yeah, thanks.
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A
Now, Fast five.
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B
Fast Five.
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A
What are you into these days? Like, what shows are you watching? Who are you following on social media? Like, I didn't choose the stories, like, for you, per se, because I know you could really talk about anything. But, like, what's that she into? What are you following? What saga?
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B
What saga? Well, right now I'm kind of. Are you invested in this? Like, Whitney Levitt, Mark giveaway.
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A
Tell me more.
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B
It's, like, really weird. And by the way, I love her. Like, know she's loved.
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A
Do you watch Solamo Secret Lives of Woman Wives?
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B
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think I ever ended actually finishing the most recent season, but yes, I guess they did some sort of giveaway on Social, and I don't know what the terms were, but I think it was like, to win, to be able to, like, come to the live show or something like that. Like, whatever. Something of that nature. I don't know if that's the exact same thing. Someone's probably screaming in their car like that.
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A
I'm wrong. Right.
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B
And then I guess ABC was like, you can't do that. And so then they made a video and they were like, we can't do this. Like, whatever. It's just, like, weird behavior. Yeah. Because, like, maybe I don't blame Whitney, but, like, Mark Ballas, you should know.
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A
Yeah.
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B
Like, and also, I'm just also, like, in the way that I work. It's like, if you do a giveaway, like, you need to have, like, legal rules and stuff.
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A
Yeah.
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B
And so I wouldn't you run that through abc. It doesn't make sense to me. And so people are being. Are being like, this is weird behavior. And then I just saw a TikTok on my way here of someone being like, Whitney just lost her chance at the Mirror ball because of this. Okay. She's so dramatic.
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A
Let me say something. This is my first, like, getting involved in Dancing with the Stars. And I just want to say to the Dancing with the Stars community, like, a lot of you are deeply unwell. Like, I'm having a lot of fun, but I found myself like in the trenches and I'm like, you know what, I need to go touch grass. Like, people are really sick about this show, specifically when it comes to Whitney and Mark Ballas. Like, they hate that Mark always gets the good. Apparently he had Charlie d'. Amelio. Like he always gets girls who are easy to train and partners who are like so obviously gonna make the top four. And so yeah, he's the most decorated. But like it's so obvious. Like people hate Mark. And you know, Whitney's like kind of the villain on her show. So people have just been hating her. They don't want her to win. But it's like she obviously the best and this is a competition.
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B
Do you think she's gonna win?
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A
So it's actually, it's heating up and I do have a Dancing with a Star story, so we'll talk about it a little bit more. But she definitely has a chance. Like she is the best and she does the hardest dances and she does them so well. She succeeds in a technical dance.
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B
The only thing that has been bothering me a little bit about their dances and this is just a preference is like the incorporation of like.
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A
Oh wait, it's worth mentioning. Margaret doesn't want to show. Yeah, no, no, no.
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B
Sorry. But like I literally do. I watch everything on TikTok and like I have so many people in my life who are telling me like everything's going on. Like I, I know everything on. In her dances. They incorporate a little bit too much of her, like of their like tik toky things and like, like I see this one more time, you know.
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A
Yeah, that's such a TikTok.
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B
It's a little bit, it's a little bit much.
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A
So I don't agree with you. Actually. The show is like so tik tok coded. Right? So the fact that they're just like playing into that. It's called strategy, Margaret. But you wouldn't understand cuz you literally don't watch a show. No.
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B
You don't have to do it every.
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A
Time you don't watch a show. And they did that move once. Maybe you saw the clip a lot of times.
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B
No, I've just noticed that it's like it feels.
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A
Did I just read you to filth?
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B
I read you to filth. No, that's not true. I also didn't see it a bunch of times. I saw the dance Once. I saw the dance once. Anyway, I'm team Alex.
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A
Oh, you're team Alex.
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B
Yeah.
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A
Okay.
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B
I just, like, really respect that. She's like, put her whole fucking booty into this thing.
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A
I love her.
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B
I love her. I think she has crazy great work ethic.
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A
I agree. I think she's a great role model for the youth.
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B
She really is. And, like, you know, she loves to party. She loves to everything. And then she was like, you know what?
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A
I'm just put that on hold.
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B
I'm gonna, like, put my whole fucking ass into this. And she really has. And I feel like it's really hard.
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A
I feel like you're avoiding saying the word pussy because, like. Yeah, I don't like her ass into it.
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B
Like, I don't know, like, if saying.
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A
The saying and not me telling you. You're supposed to be young and hip. That's why we brought you on the show, buddy.
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B
I know that you put your whole into it. I know. I just don't like saying that.
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A
Why?
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B
I don't know. It feels, like, so wrong.
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A
We're not saying it like a point.
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B
It feels so crunchy. Like, just like saying. It's just, like, weird.
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A
Yeah, I know, but, like, you're making it weird. It's a nice word.
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B
Is it?
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A
We had this conversation on the toast maybe 10 years ago about how, like, the first time, you know, we all grew up in a house of all girls.
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B
Yes.
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A
And the word pussy was like a mitten vagina. Yeah. And like a sweet. In term of endearment almost. And then to come and grow up and enter the world and find out it's like a disgusting, pornographic term. Like, actually, I will not be abiding by those terms.
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B
It's a sweet word, is like a common word to, like, describe. Like a coward.
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A
Yeah, sure. But I'm talking about, like, anatomically.
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B
Oh. Like, yeah.
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A
We used to, like, you know, go wash your pussy. You know what I'm saying?
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B
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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A
And I'm sorry. Everyone else has made it weird and I'm, like, not getting involved. You know what I mean? It's a sweet word.
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B
It is a sweet word. It's a sweet word. So Alex is putting her whole pussy into it.
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A
Very good, Sachi.
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B
Thank you. How are you doing? We haven't even talked about you.
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A
Nobody asks. Oh, no, I'm kidding. I'm doing so great. Yeah. It's kind of like the same thing every day with me.
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B
Got it. But nothing to share.
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A
Today's not really about me.
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B
Oh, my God, that's so Selfless of you.
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A
It's about Sachi and Sachi. I have a question for you. Oh, God. What? Are you ready to dive in to the Fast 5 stories that you need to know?
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B
I was born ready.
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A
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Did you fill out the form for this year?
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B
Fast. Five stories.
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A
Game time. I was like, you don't listen to the show. Why would you know our inside jokes?
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B
Use Code Toast. And sent you a holiday card of me. Magnolia Fermented.
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A
Did.
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B
Yeah.
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A
And you want to trigger me.
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B
Yeah, exactly.
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A
Okay. And you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna bark at it.
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B
Bark, bark.
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A
Okay, so fast life stories. Nothing like, major happened over the weekend except, like, a lot of things that just, like, made me raise my eyebrows.
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B
Okay.
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A
The versus that Sophie Turner went on to date with someone. And, like, I'm shook at who it is. Do you know who it is?
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B
Chris Martin. Yeah.
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A
She went on a date, a secret date with the Coldplay frontman Chris Martin. So apparently they went on a secret date. They had a night out together. A week after her on again, off again relationship with Peregrine Pearson ended in late September. So Sophie Turner and the British aristocrat split after attending a high society wedding together where they were seen bickering and arguing between feverish snogs on the dance floor. And then a week later, Sophie Turner and Chris Martin apparently went on a date. There's really not a lot of information about, like, who, what, when, where, why, how.
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B
Okay.
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A
But just the sheer fact that they went on a date. Let's discuss.
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B
That is so interesting. It's like, it's really crazy. Like, everyone in Hollywood dates each other.
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A
I know. I just want to say I'm not down. I mean, not because I don't like this pairing. Like, we could get into the pairing, but I liked her dating the British aristocrat. I thought that was, like, really unique, different, not like other girls. And I like him and Dakota Johnson. I know they were on again, off again, but to me, they're endgame.
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B
I like him and Dakota Johnson and I like Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas. I'm still at the restaurant.
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A
Oh, girl, get up. I'm like, girl, sign the check.
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B
I'm still at the restaurant. Like, I know, like, they got divorced. Like, I understand.
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A
I love him.
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B
I love Jonas.
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A
I just want to say I've always been like Obsessed with Joe Jonas.
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B
No, you have.
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A
You've always been a Joe girl from day one. And if you read my book, you know that, like, he was the first famous person to follow me on Instagram and DM'd you. Yeah. I also need to, like, write a second book to let everybody know that he unfollowed me.
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B
He did.
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A
Yeah. And I'm not entirely sure when, and I was really upset. I feel like you guys had, like, a friendship. I literally saw him, like, a little while ago, and, like, I was like, oh, he unfollowed me. I'm not saying hi to him. And he came up to me. I'm like, but you unfollowed me.
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B
I don't think people, like, no, I'm sorry, I don't. And also, like, I feel like he has, like, a social media manager and.
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A
Like, 1,000%, you know, he consciously followed unfollowed me. Just like, thank you for making me feel better. Trying to make me feel better, but he unfollowed me. Whatever. I didn't mean to make this story about me just kind of happen sometimes.
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B
Yeah.
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A
Do you think that Sophie Turner is going to be, like, co parenting with Goop? You know, that's because that's what Dakota was doing.
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B
Right? Well, I mean, but Chris Martin's going to have to be co parenting with Joe. Vice versa.
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A
Wait, Coldplay showed it, by the way. I'm going to say something big. Jonas Brothers are the Coldplay of our.
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B
Generation, by the way. I agree.
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A
I'm obsessed with.
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B
Also, can we talk about them for a second?
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A
Let's talk about Kevin releasing a solo song.
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B
No. Obsessed. Finally, Finally. You know, they're. I actually meant to text her husband. They are coming to the Prudential center with All American Rejects. Like, they added new dates.
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A
Oh, my God. You have to tell Ben.
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B
No, I will.
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A
I'll go.
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B
I will, I will.
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A
Ben wanted to go see the Jonas Brothers just so he could see the All American Rejects.
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B
And then I had to break the.
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A
News, and then I told Ben he could just go to an All American.
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B
Rejection, but I also had to break the news to him that they actually.
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A
Weren'T opening the last time they played New York. All American Rejects weren't opening. Yeah. Yeah. I have to say, this tour, like, the marketing, it's working, and it's working.
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B
And, like, I feel like they learned a lot because they've, like, chronically been on tour since they came back together. And happiness begins. Tour rocked. We went.
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A
We saw it.
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B
It was in the suits. Like, amazing.
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A
So Cute.
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B
Then they had a second tour. I'm pretty sure it was kind of a flop.
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A
Their comeback has been very interesting. It's been filled with, like, lots of peaks and lots of valleys. Like Sucker being the biggest song ever. And then I feel like they couldn't get arrested for a little while. Yeah. So I'm happy that this concert is really paying off for them so much. So to the point, like, I'm buying tickets. I want to go.
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B
And also their choices in people to bring on has been incredible. Like, yes. Demi Lovato.
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A
For sure.
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B
Jordan Sparks. Love. They brought on Ben Rector. And they sing brand new.
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A
I love that song.
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B
I love that song.
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A
I just know people in the audience were like, thought they were getting Demi Lovat and they got Ben Rector.
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B
I would have been happier with Ben Rector.
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A
Whoa. Carnival Cruise commercial.
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B
Like you said, song. So good, so good. They brought out bright Young. It's been.
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A
I feel really effective also in. I haven't really been keeping up, like, in the last couple of years with, like, new Jonas Brothers music. I like listening to the hits. I have added some to my. My liked.
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B
Oh, like what?
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A
Celebrate tonight. That song is so good, so good. We made it through all of the years and all of the. And then also so. Love me to heaven. Are you familiar?
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B
Ah, so good.
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A
Give me everything but it ain't enough Like a stupid love.
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B
So good, so good.
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A
So also to say Sophie Turner and Chris Martin allegedly went on a date. I actually feel like they're not compatible.
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B
I don't think they're compatible. I think she's just, you know, post breakup, going out, figuring out what she wants, what she likes, what she doesn't like.
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A
Yeah. I feel like he's, like, really low key.
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B
Yeah.
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A
And, like, calm.
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B
And she's like.
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A
And she feels, like, really fun. Yeah. And, like, wild. But that, I feel like wild has a negative connotation. I mean it in a positive way. I don't feel like I could see them. I could see them going on a date and, like, not liking each other. Like, her going home, texting her friends, being like, he was so.
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B
By the way. Like, that is so annoying. Like, you go on one, like a first date, and it's in the fucking news. Like, that is.
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A
I know you don't like to talk about your dating life publicly, but can I tell everybody the funniest thing that you told me?
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B
Which one? Oh, yeah, that one. Cause that's not in play anymore.
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A
Okay. Margot went on a date with someone. They got. What was it? Like, cocktails. Cocktails. At a bar. And, like, the seating setup was, like.
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B
A high top table, not a high top.
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A
Oh, so just regular top.
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B
Yeah, regular top.
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A
And on one side was a booth and the other side was a stool. Correct. And the guy took the booth and, like, it feels a little fake and gay.
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B
It feels a little fake and gay. And it is weird that the other chair was a stool and not a.
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A
Chair with a bath. Of course. But you should never go back to this place again.
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B
But also, like, you should offer, of course, to give it up. And by the way, I. We had played. Not to make matters worse, we had played pickle that day. And I like pickleball.
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A
Pickleball.
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B
Okay. And I had kind of, like, thrown out my back a little bit.
- [28:35]
A
Oh.
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B
So then I was injured. I was injured. And then I was, like, sitting on.
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A
The stool, and the stool had no back.
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B
No back. And I should have just said something like, hey, can I sit down?
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A
You shouldn't have to say it.
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B
Okay, yeah, fine. I agree. I thought I was, like, maybe being bitchy, and then after sitting there for two hours with my. My back like that, I woke, I got up, and I said to him, I was like, oh, my back is killing me.
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A
He didn't even pick up on it. Oh, my God. And you never saw him again?
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B
I never saw him again. There are other reasons.
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A
That's honestly the crazy. You don't need other reasons.
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B
I know. I agree. I didn't know if I was being, like, so, like, picky, like.
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A
Yeah.
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B
But every person I told was like, that's crazy.
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A
That's insane.
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B
I know.
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A
That's such a bad part.
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B
And I do have to say, though, now that, like, I've never really thought about that. And now when I go on dates, I, like, it's like, the first thing I think about when it's that sort of situation. How does the person react? And every person has been like, hey.
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A
Do you want the booth? No. But also, that means that he, like, sat down first. Oh, sorry.
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B
He got there first. Yeah. So he sat in the booth first. I got there, he was sitting in the booth. And, like, sometimes that'll happen. And then they'll get up and be like, oh, you want the booth? And I always say, yeah, I do, of course. But that didn't happen.
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A
That's really insane. At least he was on time. If I'm, like, looking for, you know.
- [29:40]
B
Yeah. Some redeeming qualities.
- [29:44]
A
Are you ready for our next story? Yes. Hailey Bieber went on a podcast, and it was, like, such a random podcast. She must be friends with this guy. And there's actually like a lot of cute clips going around. And one of the clips that's going around is her like being really open about what procedures she's had done.
- [29:57]
B
Yes.
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A
So apparently Hailey confirmed she has never had Botox in her face, but she has revealed the treatments that she does get. So the road founder appeared on the in your dreams podcast Friday to discuss her parenting journey, her Nepo baby Internet theories, and of course, all things beauty. She said, I don't have any Botox except in my jaw for tmj which like doesn't affect the way you look. Agreed. But I have no botox in my face. I made a commitment to myself that I wasn't going to do any botox until I was in my 30s. When I get there, I'll see if I even want to do it. So this is me finding out Haley Bieber is younger than me. That's very interesting.
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B
Yeah. I mean she got married at 21.
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A
Bieber also added.
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B
What she had that.
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A
She'S following the lead of her mom who's never gotten any wrinkle relaxing injections. My mom does nothing to her skin and she looks insane. But she said she's very diligent with her skincare routine, which of course she has to say is the founder of a skincare brand. There are a couple of treatments that she does that she really likes.
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B
I want to start doing them.
- [30:52]
A
Apparently it's so painful. Prp, which is platelet rich plasma, which is everyone loves that they take blood from your arm, they spin it it and then they micro needle it back into your face. That's when you see like pictures with celebrities that have like blood in their face.
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B
Yeah, I think Kim does it.
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A
In addition to getting her own plasma needled back into her face, she's also a pan, a fan of prf, platelet rich fibrin injections where they take your blood. It's called easy gel. Basically they heat it and then cool it. It's kind of makes your blood like a gel consistency and then you inject it. So I've done that, which I love. I've injected into my smile lines. Lines. I've injected it under my eyes. The substance is from your own body. She can trust it. Unlike other injectables.
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B
I would say that. And that makes sense. It's like kind of like making your own botox out of your blood. Yeah. Genius.
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A
Yeah. So like it's not like she's had nothing done, which makes me feel better.
- [31:40]
B
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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A
She's so pretty.
- [31:42]
B
She is so gorgeous.
- [31:43]
A
Like, one thing about me, like, if.
- [31:45]
B
Hailey Bieber has no fans, I'm dead.
- [31:47]
A
I've passed away.
- [31:48]
B
No. I'm so with you.
- [31:49]
A
I just love her.
- [31:50]
B
There's, like, nothing about her that I dislike. That I dislike. Like, I think she is so cool. I think she is so, like, low key. Funny, funny, funny. Like, I just, like, want to, like, I feel like you can, like, I want, like, I need you to hang.
- [32:03]
A
Out with her, you know, not to be, like, the most annoying girl on the planet I have.
- [32:07]
B
But, like, I want you to hang out with her in, like, a. A more relaxed setting.
- [32:11]
A
I felt really relaxed when I hung out with her. I feel like she felt relaxed too.
- [32:14]
B
Yeah, no, she likes you.
- [32:15]
A
She does.
- [32:16]
B
She. And she is so sweet and, like, not to, like, be that person, but I have met her a couple times at these road events and, like, obviously every time I'm like, you have no idea.
- [32:22]
A
No, but it's also her brand, so, like, she's going to be, like, so nice to everyone.
- [32:25]
B
And, like, at the most recent one, like, we, like, made eye contact and she's like, look at me. And she's. And I'm like, that can't be to me. I like, go like that. And I was like, no, it was to me. And then she's like, oh, my God. Hi, how are you? So good to see you. And I was like, I don't know if you're saying that to everyone, but it feels really personal and, like, I'm just gonna pretend that you remember me. And don't yuck my yum. Don't yuck my fucking yum.
- [32:44]
A
Because, like, she's obviously here at this event. She knows everybody's been invited, so she's always saying. And that's what celebrities do, they say.
- [32:49]
B
Nice to see you. No, I know, but it felt. It felt like she, like, remembered that we've, like, met and that. And I think she, like, remembered that I'm your sister.
- [32:55]
A
She definitely did.
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B
Like, I'm making it about you now, so she's great. I just love her. I just love her.
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A
I just want to be her in.
- [33:02]
B
Every sense of the word.
- [33:03]
A
Did you see she went to a concert over the weekend with Justin and he finally shaved his beard and everyone's, like, so excited about it. And then Kendall was there too.
- [33:08]
B
Yes.
- [33:09]
A
And you see, Kendall also opened the Vogue World Fashion show wearing the life of a showgirl.
- [33:12]
B
No, literally. Can we talk about Vogue World also?
- [33:15]
A
Yeah, we can. But, like, what is it actually that's why I can't talk about Vogue World because I don't know what it is.
- [33:21]
B
I do have to say one mean thing. I love Gracie Abrams. Everyone knows I love her music.
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A
Bitch can't sing.
- [33:27]
B
It wasn't good. It wasn't even that alpha.
- [33:29]
A
It. That's not her fault because Vogue, like, puts you in whatever. But every time I see a video of Gracie Abrams singing, it's bad.
- [33:34]
B
It's weird, though, because I've seen her, like, many a time, and she was good. I know.
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A
And I feel bad for her because she's, like, never beating the Nepo baby allegations because, like, she can't sing. And then it turns out that, like, Audrey wrote that whole song, you know.
- [33:44]
B
But, like, she can sing. She can sing, but I don't know. Also, you see that video of, oh, I watched this 100 times before I went to bed. The video of Hailey Bieber, like, getting there, sitting down and saying hi to Miley Cyrus. And then Gwyneth Paltrow.
- [33:55]
A
I did.
- [33:55]
B
I, like, loved it. Also, like, everyone's obsessed with Haley. Like, everyone wanted Haley.
- [33:59]
A
Haley is this generation's Gwyneth Paltrow. I feel like people aren't ready to talk about that yet because everyone loves Gwyneth now, right? But I remember what it was like to be a Gwyneth fan when everyone was hating Gwyneth. Conscious uncoupling, vagina smelling candles. Everything she did was, like, crazy, whatever. But now everything Gwyneth, like, used to do 10, 15 years ago is the standard of wellness. Like, being gluten free, grain free.
- [34:17]
B
Like, totally.
- [34:18]
A
She was doing that stuff first. And Haley gets so much hate. Like, we talk about it all the time on the podcast. She's, like, literally the most hated woman.
- [34:24]
B
It's insane. It's insane.
- [34:26]
A
And she's really is this generation's Gwyneth Paltrow.
- [34:28]
B
Oh, I'm aligned. I mean, I love her.
- [34:29]
A
Like, seriously, what's your favorite road product, Sachi?
- [34:33]
B
Ooh, the glazing milk. The glazing milk. The glazing milk.
- [34:39]
A
I would agree. Yeah. So Queen looked gorgeous on this podcast and, yeah, like, that outfit.
- [34:44]
B
I need that shirt now.
- [34:45]
A
She's. It's just like a regular shirt. You would see that shirt at, like, H and M and you would not buy it.
- [34:50]
B
No, but now I need it. I know.
- [34:52]
A
Are you ready for a third story that's actually really shaking me in my boots? And I have to kind of, like, unthink and unlearn everything thing I already known because Katy Perry and Justin Bieber.
- [35:01]
B
Justin Trudeau.
- [35:02]
A
Stop. Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau have made their first public appearance. They're celebrating her birthday in Paris. And I don't know if you saw the video of them leaving the restaurant in the paparazzi, going wild. I should. Unfortunately, I should. You should. And I've been really tough, cuz, like, I feel like Justin Trudeau is a big loser.
- [35:14]
B
And, like, so is Katy Perry, but so makes sense.
- [35:17]
A
First of all, like, I just. I loved. Like, I saw the video. It was. I know. Did you see the video?
- [35:22]
B
I did. I. When she took the flight. Flowers.
- [35:25]
A
Yeah, maybe. I think she took flowers.
- [35:26]
B
Yeah.
- [35:26]
A
But it was. I was more so looking at, like, them just like, getting into this van and I don't know, it was giving ship.
- [35:33]
B
Is he currently the prime minister? Is that stupid?
- [35:35]
A
No, it's not stupid. Because when I first heard this story, I was like, don't you have better things to do, like, run your country?
- [35:39]
B
Right.
- [35:39]
A
Well, actually, he doesn't have better things to do because he is not the actor.
- [35:42]
B
Is he an employee?
- [35:44]
A
Yes, he is. Some could say he's an employee with no job. He's a boy with no job.
- [35:47]
B
Got it. I mean, listen, I feel like Katy Perry is really in this era of, like, finding herself and, like, sure. Going on these, you know, side quests.
- [35:57]
A
Yeah.
- [35:58]
B
And Justin Trudeau is her current side quest. And you know what? All I have to say is justice for. By the grace of God.
- [36:04]
A
By the grace of God. There was no other way. Sure. I also like that she's 41 and he's 53, like, very age appropriate on both of their behalfs. She was dating Orlando Bloom, who's, like, universally beloved. Everyone in Hollywood loves him. I forget what. What is he like, Lord of the Rings or one of those, like, Pirates of the Caribbean things? And I just feel like it's hard to date someone who's, like, so beloved and, like, you're kind of hated. So where does she go from here? Right? And she went, like, so sideways. Okay, Ex prime minister. But you know what? I'm telling you, I feel like it's the beginning of a comeback for her. First of all, she's also so skinny.
- [36:38]
B
She's so skinny. She's never looked better. She's having, like, the Ozempic Steve Levine moment.
- [36:44]
A
And by the way, my Ozempic Steve Levine moment is coming. You bitches better be fucking ready.
- [36:48]
B
I saw a clip of Kim, like, talking about how good Chris looks. She's like, I'm just so glad. Like, now I know what to do, like, when it's my turn.
- [36:55]
A
Steve Levine.
- [36:56]
B
Steve Levine and Ozempic. Like, same.
- [36:57]
A
Speaking of Steve Levine, Lindsay Lohan. I watched Freakier Friday last night.
- [37:01]
B
Oh, I haven't. I've been meaning to. How was so.
- [37:03]
A
Let me tell you, it was so cute.
- [37:04]
B
Okay.
- [37:05]
A
I feel like they really honored the old movie. Jamie Lee Curtis is hilarious. Like, I guess hilarious comedy. She's hilarious. Yeah. Did you know that?
- [37:13]
B
Yeah. We have something really stupid to say.
- [37:15]
A
Wait, we knew Jamie Lee Curtis was funny. Yes. Okay.
- [37:17]
B
But was it isn't. Isn't Jam Lee Curtis. Sue Sylvester.
- [37:23]
A
Get out.
- [37:23]
B
Like, please.
- [37:26]
A
Get out.
- [37:27]
B
Get.
- [37:28]
A
Get the out. Pop culture podcast. Let me get the out. Get the out. Please.
- [37:38]
B
Sue Sylvester.
- [37:39]
A
How? Oh, only the hardest working woman in Hollywood. Jane Lynch.
- [37:44]
B
Okay. Can you see how I would maybe get out, maybe get a little confused?
- [37:50]
A
You come to me on the day of my daughter's wedding. Are you kidding me?
- [37:56]
B
Sorry, sorry. I get confused sometimes.
- [37:58]
A
No, she's not. It's Jamie Lee Curtis.
- [38:01]
B
But I do think we thought, who's the one that's friends with Ariana Grande?
- [38:06]
A
Jennifer Coolidge?
- [38:07]
B
Wait, no, that's not who I'm thinking of. I'm telling you, Jamie Lee Curtis and. And Ariana Grande have a relationship and Jamie Lee Curtis is funny.
- [38:15]
A
Anyway, let's just move on. All that to say, I actually thought the movie was really cute. Except that, like, the plot, you know, obviously, like, people are switching bodies. And in the original movie, it's Lindsay Lohan and her mom. Yeah. And in this movie, Lindsay Lohan switches bodies with her daughter.
- [38:28]
B
Okay.
- [38:28]
A
Jamie Curtis switches bodies with Lindsay Lohan's future stepdaughter. And it's so confusing. It's four people switching bodies. It was too many people.
- [38:36]
B
That's too many people.
- [38:37]
A
But I feel like they honored the original movie in such a funny way. Chad Michael Murray was in was so hilarious. They had the original music, except they didn't play.
- [38:45]
B
You're it.
- [38:46]
A
You're the ultimate. It's automatic. I'm sure of it. They played the other song.
- [38:53]
B
What's the other one? You got it?
- [39:00]
A
Yeah, Just give me a second.
- [39:01]
B
Yeah. Okay.
- [39:03]
A
They played the other one. The other one. Do you know the other one?
- [39:11]
B
I'm sure I'll know the other one.
- [39:12]
A
When the band was called Pink Slip.
- [39:14]
B
Inevitably start singing it.
- [39:19]
A
Take me away. I wanna shout out Take me away. Away. You obviously don't know. It's a tough song.
- [39:27]
B
No, I do, I do, I do. You're just, like, singing different verses.
- [39:29]
A
So they should have sang ultimate, but Other than that, like, I thought the movie was, like, really fabulous.
- [39:33]
B
Okay. A little boring.
- [39:35]
A
Like, it went on a little long in the tooth.
- [39:36]
B
Yeah.
- [39:37]
A
But it was really good. Back to Steve Lynn Levine. Katy Perry's in her Steve Levine Ozempic era.
- [39:41]
B
Wow, that was good.
- [39:42]
A
And we all should strive to be there.
- [39:44]
B
Yeah. No, I'm. I mean, I'm happy because, like, I.
- [39:47]
A
Was a hater, but seeing this picture. But Katy Perry has a way of just, like, posing with her boyfriends that makes me believe it's, like, the greatest. Let me see.
- [39:54]
B
Okay, so.
- [39:54]
A
Because look at this picture, like.
- [39:57]
B
Oh, like otp. Right, Right.
- [39:59]
A
And if you ever see the picture of Katy Perry wearing that green seafoam dress at the Grammys when she was dating John Mayer and he's wearing the blue velvet suit, like, no two people have ever been suited for one another in a better, more like, impactful way. Right. So I. She like poses.
- [40:11]
B
Well, where is John Mayer dating an.
- [40:14]
A
Influencer and it's not me? Like, devastating.
- [40:17]
B
Right, I forgot about that.
- [40:18]
A
Yeah.
- [40:19]
B
Yeah.
- [40:19]
A
We have two more stories about two of your boyfriends. I feel like tell me if I'm right and I. I'm going to cut to ads in a second, but just give me a second.
- [40:26]
B
Are.
- [40:26]
A
Are your boyfriends confirmed? Hugh Jackman and Zac Efron. Like both of your greatest showman.
- [40:30]
B
Hugh Jackman and Miles Teller.
- [40:33]
A
Okay. Don't tell Kelly.
- [40:35]
B
No, I know, I know. And I love Kelly. I do. And so it sounds like you don't actually. No, no. Sorry, sorry. No, like, I do love her. I was gonna be like, I, like, saw her over the summer. Because you're, like, annoying. No, I love her so much, and so I'm happy for her.
- [40:47]
A
Does she know that you want her, man?
- [40:48]
B
No, I don't, like, want her, man. I would just.
- [40:50]
A
She listens to the toast, so. Kelly, stay away from Margot.
- [40:52]
B
No, no, no, no. I literally.
- [40:53]
A
I feel like Kelly's used to everybody.
- [40:54]
B
By the way, I saw her and she was like Snatcher. Like, dead ass.
- [40:57]
A
She's an OG Toast.
- [40:58]
B
No, I love her. And for that, like, I'm so. I'm literally so happy for you.
- [41:02]
A
I'm having a coccydinia flag flare up. Where's your pillow sachet? Did you like my video I made this morning about my clue?
- [41:09]
B
Yeah, I was cracking up because I was. When I was watching, I thought it.
- [41:11]
A
Was gonna be hard, not everybody getting it obvious.
- [41:13]
B
Why the would you have a satchel?
- [41:15]
A
I know, but, like, it was also giving briefcase.
- [41:17]
B
I don't know yeah, well, also corporate. No, but I was watching it, I was like, oh God, this could go so many ways. I didn't know where you were going.
- [41:22]
A
And you liked it?
- [41:23]
B
I liked it. I thought it was funny.
- [41:24]
A
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Yes.
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B
I thought we don't do that during ads.
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I can do it. You can't. You're a guest here.
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Okay.
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That is so.
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B
No.
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A
It's so good.
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B
No. That is so smart.
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A
Also 50 calories. It's like, it's heavy.
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B
How many grams of protein?
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A
10 grams of protein. 200 milligrams of caffeine. Like it's really kind of par.
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B
I need that instead of drinking my rocket fuel.
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A
I know. The flavors are so good. I really like all them. But the wild strawberry is my favorite. It's also like a par can.
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Looks great on.
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Looks great on a podcast set.
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Yeah.
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B
Chars.
- [45:05]
A
All right, Margot, are you ready?
- [45:06]
B
Yes.
- [45:06]
A
Okay, so we talked about Dancing with the Stars a little bit. Obviously Dylan Efron.
- [45:10]
B
Yes.
- [45:11]
A
Is on. They did friends and family. I have been saying that I think there's something going on with Dylan and Zach.
- [45:15]
B
Okay.
- [45:16]
A
The fact that he wasn't there, but like his dedication night was to the sister.
- [45:19]
B
Yeah.
- [45:20]
A
And so while you don't have to dedicate it to Zac, but your sister's there, so why wouldn't your brother be there?
- [45:23]
B
Right.
- [45:24]
A
So Dylan Efron has revealed why Zac has been absent from the Dancing with the Stars ballroom. And let me tell you, saying a whole bunch of nothing.
- [45:29]
B
I know.
- [45:29]
A
Dylan Efron can bet on his brother Zac Efron's support even from afar. According to E. News. Who's buying this and I'm not. Dylan has two stepped his way into week seven of Dancing with the Stars. But during his journey so far, his older brother has been consciously absent from the ballroom. As far as the Traders alum sees it, he still feels the love from his High School musical brother. Hey, he's doing his thing. Dylan told Extra. Etc. Fans of the show were perhaps more shocked to start to not see their. To not see the brother for dedication week. The younger brother Henry was there. The sister was dancing. But he just says that like, Zach is doing his thing. Busy, busy, but supporting from afar.
- [46:08]
B
Okay, but here's the thing is, like, I. I mean, obviously I don't know what's going on with Zac Efron. Like, maybe he's like on location shooting something. I don't know. Because from what I gather, I do think that they spend a lot of time together, like doing like nature Stu, like, right.
- [46:21]
A
They aren't like they have that Netflix show Zac Efron into the world or.
- [46:23]
B
What do you think they have, like, a pretty good relationship. I think they are together a lot. Which is weird that he's not there, but like, maybe he's like filming something. Like, I don't know.
- [46:32]
A
So I agree. But I feel like up until recently they had a good relationship because maybe like the dynamic of Zach being the star and Dylan being like, you know, subplot that, you know, Zach was comfortable with that. But still, it's a Big star. You know, he was on the Tonight Show.
- [46:46]
B
Is that, like, what would happen with us if, like, I became really famous?
- [46:49]
A
Yeah, like, I wouldn't be able to handle it.
- [46:50]
B
Yeah, no.
- [46:51]
A
Like, they've had this dynamic, right?
- [46:53]
B
Yes.
- [46:54]
A
And it's easy for Zach to, like, be magnanimous and have his brother on his show because his brother wasn't threatening his position. I'm telling you something. Where it's going on. Or Zac Efron is like, so, like, I don't know, he doesn't give me, like, the snob vibes. Maybe he just, like, doesn't want to be on Dancing with the Stars. He thinks it's lowbrow, but, like. But it's not actually. It's the biggest show on tv.
- [47:10]
B
It's not. Everyone's talking about it. Like, huge stars go on it. Like, and. But that's also where I'm like, what does Zac Efron have going on right now?
- [47:17]
A
That's the other thing. He's not sort of.
- [47:20]
B
It's not. He's like, booked in busy, as far as we know.
- [47:22]
A
Unless he lives in la.
- [47:23]
B
Like, you know, it's weird.
- [47:25]
A
You won't convince me. People are like, no, it's not weird. You won't convince me that something like, fishy is not going on.
- [47:30]
B
Or like, I. Listen, I don't follow Zac Efron on social media, so I don't really know his social media activity. But, like, is he posting?
- [47:35]
A
Like, I just feel like he's not.
- [47:36]
B
Text Dylan21523.
- [47:38]
A
Who are you voting for? Because everyone knows I'm voting for Randy.
- [47:42]
B
I vote Alex. I vote Robert.
- [47:46]
A
Really? Yeah.
- [47:47]
B
He's so cute.
- [47:48]
A
What do you know about Robert Irwin?
- [47:50]
B
Yeah, I know all the things. He's also part of the dead dad club.
- [47:53]
A
Oh, that's why you vote for him.
- [47:55]
B
Sick in the head like that. Okay, I'm sick of the head.
- [47:56]
A
Yeah.
- [47:58]
B
I vote Whitney and I vote. Who am I forgetting? Like, Andy sometimes. But part of me is like, I think he wants to go home. Oh.
- [48:08]
A
Margo's convinced that, like, we're holding him there like, hostage and he, like, wants to go home. I don't think that's the case.
- [48:12]
B
Like, want to do it? It's fun, like, blah, blah. But, like, I'm sure his knees hurt. His back hurts. Like, it's hard.
- [48:17]
A
Okay, Aegis, I'm not.
- [48:18]
B
He's wearing a knee brace in every. Two knee braces in every fucking thing.
- [48:22]
A
A just Queen. That's my sister.
- [48:23]
B
I know. It's his birthday tomorrow. So now everyone's gonna be, like, trying to keep him there for his birthday. But I think a birthday gift would be like, hey, we love you. You can go home now.
- [48:30]
A
Did you see Jennifer? You know Jen from Dancing with the Stars?
- [48:33]
B
I know. I love her. I feel bad that, like, everyone's forgetting she's, like, on.
- [48:35]
A
I know. Well, she. I guess Ben, who's been watching Dancing with the Stars with me, has been talking about. About Dancing with the Stars on his podcast. So when they had John Stamos on last week, Ben just started talking about Dancing with the Stars, and they were talking about Jen Affleck, and Jen saw it and posted on her Instagram story. She was, like, so excited. Not Ben being on Jen's story.
- [48:50]
B
No, literally, I was glad she didn't everywhere, because the John Stamos I know.
- [48:54]
A
Like, one thing Ben calls Jackie, calls Ben far scump, just finds himself in the middle of, like, historic events. It's so true. That's literally Ben. That's not him being in the middle of, like, Selena. Remember Selena Gomez and kidney Francia?
- [49:05]
B
Yeah. Yeah.
- [49:06]
A
What do you think happened with Selena and her kidney? Don't. Smart, because, you know, the kidney donor wasn't at the wedding.
- [49:10]
B
No, I know. I don't.
- [49:12]
A
Okay.
- [49:12]
B
I think that they really, like, kind of up by, like, saying that they were, like, best friends when this happens.
- [49:17]
A
Oh, you think, like, they wrote a narrative that was not true.
- [49:19]
B
That was not true. Because I think if it was just, like, Selena really needed a kidney and, like, she. Someone who was, like, an old friend, someone in her life, like, was a match and gave her a kidney. That's an amazing story. That doesn't mean necessarily that. And I'm sure she was well compensated for it. Like, I don't think she. I'm not saying. I'm not saying. I don't think she gave her kidney for free.
- [49:36]
A
I'm sorry. I don't think she did.
- [49:37]
B
And.
- [49:38]
A
And so, like, I just want to say, like, you're actually not allowed to receive money for a.
- [49:43]
B
You're not?
- [49:44]
A
Yeah. Like, it has to be a donation. Like, you. You go through a lot of, like, therapy, social work. Before you donate an organ to someone, you cannot be compensated financially.
- [49:54]
B
Oh, even if it's, like, private. Yeah, like a private donation.
- [49:57]
A
You're not allowed.
- [49:58]
B
Oh, so then, I don't know. Interesting. I don't know. I just think they made it seem like they were best friends. And so then everyone, anytime that it feels like a best friend should be involved, they're like, well, where was Francia?
- [50:08]
A
Sure. Yes, I agree. Like, that's why when one time when Selena said, like, her only real friend in the industry is Taylor, Francia was like, well, this hurts.
- [50:14]
B
Well, it's like, are you in the industry?
- [50:17]
A
Well, that too. But not inviting your kidney donor, the woman who saved your life, to your wedding.
- [50:21]
B
Yeah, yeah. No, I don't.
- [50:23]
A
Your wedding is like a celebration of your life.
- [50:25]
B
I just feel like if it was like such a big deal, like, why wouldn't Selena. Cause Selena knows that that's gonna be a big thing, so why wouldn't she just invite her? Like she knows people are gonna say it.
- [50:35]
A
Yeah, because I think they have beef. That's why.
- [50:38]
B
But like, about the kidney, so.
- [50:41]
A
Or do you think you know that the theory is.
- [50:43]
B
No, because I say, like, I.
- [50:46]
A
You don't mess with Selena. No. So this is all alleged, but apparently what people say online is that Selena got the kidney and then didn't treat her body in a way that you should after you receive a kidney. You know, she vapes and she drinks liquor, they say. And that.
- [51:06]
B
Does she though?
- [51:06]
A
I don't know.
- [51:07]
B
She's like not a pretty girl.
- [51:08]
A
She does vape. I saw her vaping on her wedding day. So real, so real, so real.
- [51:11]
B
It's stressful.
- [51:12]
A
Okay, now can we talk about the battle story? Your boyfriend?
- [51:14]
B
Yeah.
- [51:14]
A
So we've been following Hugh Jackman and Sutton Foster's like very low key relationship. Like the timeline maybe is not great, but they have made their first public appearance. They walked a red carpet together nearly a year after going public with their romance. So they had a very special date night over the weekend. The Tony Award winning actors made their red carpet couple debut at the LA premiere of his new film Song Sung Blue. Dressed in coordinating black outfits or T coordinating. They just both were black. She wore a slip dress with spaghetti straps. He kept it crisp in a little, little black suit. He stars in a movie alongside Kate Hudson. I didn't know that the two were playing real life Milwaukee area couple Mike and Claire Sardina, who formed the band Lightning and Thunder in tribute to Neil Diamond. I have literally no idea what this movie's about. I didn't even know Kate Hudson had a new movie out. But here he walked the carpet with his girl.
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B
I mean, I think as them, as a couple makes the most sense.
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A
Yeah, but what about Deborah and Finesse?
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B
Well, I mean, I never understood that.
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A
Relationship. Why?
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B
And that's where I'm going to leave it.
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A
Why? It just, it was nice that like he had this Like OG wife.
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B
For sure. No. Yeah, for sure. It just, like, really didn't make sense to me that, like, he started dating someone, someone like 20, 30 years his senior when he was like 20.
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A
Well, it's admirable that they never broke up, even though he became the biggest star.
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B
No, no.
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A
By the way.
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B
Yeah.
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A
Is she that much older than him?
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B
Yeah, it's like a cr. It's a crazy.
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A
It's kind of like Aaron Taylor Johnson.
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B
Yeah, no, that's exactly what it is, Deborah.
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A
Free Alan Taylor Johnson. Am I right? Free him.
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B
Oh, sorry, I'm being so dramatic. I take back everything I said. She's 69 and he's 57. That's not the.
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A
That crazy, right?
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B
I thought it was literally 30 years.
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A
Yeah. No, I think people just, like, expected him to, like, get famous and dump her.
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B
No, and he didn't.
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A
And until he did.
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B
Until he did. I know, but they seemed so strong.
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A
Yeah. Well, because in. You know, despite everything. You saw his concert, right? Yes. The fact that Hugh Jackman's on tour is, like, so weird to me.
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B
Residency, random, sporadic residencies at Radio City. Like, I don't think he's moving. Leaving New York, he's saying.
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A
I actually think he is leaving New York for of all. He sang, you know, a bunch of songs from Greatest Showman, a bunch of.
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B
Songs from Les Mis, a bunch of songs from Music Man. And then it really was. It was like a one man show, but it was really like he, like.
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A
Dances and sings and throws fire in.
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B
The air and does, like, jump rope. Like, it's like a whole thing. As a consumer of like, the Greatest Showman, I Was in Heaven.
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A
How many Greatest Showman songs did he sing?
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B
He's saying the other side. He's saying, from now on, I do feel like he sing this Is Me.
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A
Even though it's like, not his song.
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B
Right, Exactly. And A million dreams. And then he had brought someone out to sing. Never enough with him.
- [53:55]
A
Or just like, he sat in Foster.
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B
Like, he gave someone a moment.
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A
He needed a break.
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B
He needed a break.
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A
So, yeah, he's d. Set in Foster. We know this. But they are out and about now. And while I'm not, like, crazy about the timeline of things, I am choosing to look past it because these two are perfect for each other.
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B
They are perfect for each other. Like, they make so much sense. Like, otp. I. Yeah, like, love them.
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A
You watch Younger.
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B
Yeah, I did.
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A
Are you Charles or Josh?
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B
Charles.
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A
Yeah. So we always talk about this on the toast. Peter Herman.
- [54:22]
B
Yeah, of course.
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A
Like Gen Z. Like, people your age, like, they want Josh, and, like, she chose. Spoiler alert, Spoiler alert, Spoiler alert.
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B
Charles.
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A
Josh.
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B
Wait. Oh, did I not finish the show?
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A
Well, she chose Josh. Yeah. By the way. I know.
- [54:36]
B
Oh, my God. Dumb bitch.
- [54:38]
A
Yeah, obviously, Like, Charles was the one.
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B
Charles was the one. Oh, I love Charles.
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A
Peter Herman has acted in, like, all of your and our favorite shows. Like, if you could marry any version of Peter Herman, which one would it be? Is it Charles? Is it Peter himself? Mariska's husband. He plays the lawyer on law and svu. He's also in Sex and the City.
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B
Like, which the Charles version, you know, has been, like, taking over my for you page. Who edits of Mariska and Peter? No, Stabler. Stabler. But, like, their friendship, I guess they both went on Amy Poehler's podcast and it was, like, side by sides of it.
- [55:13]
A
That's really cute.
- [55:14]
B
And it was like, they're so funny. Like, she just, like, he, like, was doing the podcast, and he. She kept trying to FaceTime him, and she texted him, like, why the fuck aren't you answering my FaceTime? And then they like, FaceTime. And she's like, are you naked? Like, they're just funny.
- [55:26]
A
My for your page is currently filled with edits to Taylor Swift's father figure of Desperate Housewives, mostly Marcia Cross. I'm gonna protect the family. Speaking of, I cannot believe we've done this whole podcast. We haven't talked about Tiloas, and we.
- [55:40]
B
Haven'T talked about Tiloas. And have you issued a state statement yet?
- [55:43]
A
I don't know if I said on the podcast, but on the podcast, I did make fun of Margot for six. Like, she ranked her top five Tiloas Taylor Swift, Life of a Showgirl songs, and she put Honey on there. Me and Jackie were, like, laughing at her because Honey's like, the worst song. And you know what? I've had a change of heart is actually pretty good. Let's say on the count of three what we think the worst song on T los is.
- [55:58]
B
I need you to give me a second, because it changes. Can I look for a second? Thank you.
- [56:07]
A
We're gonna do our best in our worst.
- [56:09]
B
Oh, Or. Okay. Yeah, that's easy. Jump back in Life of a Show Girl. It's gonna be Honestly. Oh, okay.
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A
Three, two, one. Elizabeth Taylor.
- [56:22]
B
Okay.
- [56:22]
A
And the best song. Three, two, one.
- [56:25]
B
The life of the show girl.
- [56:27]
A
Okay.
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B
Yeah.
- [56:28]
A
So we're not aligned.
- [56:29]
B
So we're not aligned at all.
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A
Sachi, I know you have a busy day, so I am gonna let you go. But I cannot thank you enough for starting this maternity to leave with such pargy energy.
- [56:37]
B
I'm so happy to be here. Please promote.
- [56:39]
A
Do what you have to do.
- [56:40]
B
I'll come back whenever you want. Especially if it's in the studio will be back for me. Yeah, just like follow me on Instagram at Margosh right and tick tock and just like engage with my things and click my links and just and like love me forever. And just like love me forever and like if you see my reels videos that are ads like please engage with them because they've been flopping.
- [56:58]
A
I'm not the begging for ad likes. No, it's been really man Sachi, you should have told me.
- [57:04]
B
Yeah.
- [57:04]
A
Help me guys. Day one maternity leave we kind of crushed.
- [57:08]
B
Crushed.
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A
Thank you so much for listening to the CH morning morning show where you deliver the fast five stories you need to do every Monday through Friday on YouTube. So you're watching us on YouTube? Please subscribe this video Thumbs up. We're also podcast anywhere podcast any found Spotify public radio. I already cast talk places with podcast. Beautiful setting and wickedly talented we are. Love you. Bye Leave a message.