The Toast Podcast: "Confessions of a Mucus Plug" – April 8th, 2025

Hosts: Jackie Oshry & Claudia Oshry
Episode Title: Confessions of a Mucus Plug
Release Date: April 8, 2025

1. Introduction and Personal Anecdotes

The episode kicks off with Jackie and Claudia engaging in their signature banter, setting a lighthearted tone for the morning.

Claudia Oshry [00:05]:
"Good morning, girlies. It's the toast."

Jackie Oshry [00:23]:
"I sound amazing."

The sisters delve into topics of self-love and personal growth, emphasizing the importance of choosing oneself to foster stability and support others indirectly.

Claudia Oshry [01:12]:
"Practicing self-love. In this day and age, I really don't have the time or space to choose anyone but me."

2. Pregnancy and the Mucus Plug Discussion

A significant portion of the episode addresses pregnancy-related experiences, particularly the concept of the mucus plug—a mucus barrier that can indicate impending labor.

Claudia Oshry [05:00]:
"I've only recently learned about the mucus plug, and ever since I found out about it, I just think it's so interesting."

Claudia shares her anxiety over possibly losing her mucus plug prematurely, while Jackie reassures her based on her own experiences.

Jackie Oshry [06:02]:
"There was no confusing it."

The conversation highlights the emotional rollercoaster of pregnancy, the excitement of potential childbirth milestones, and the normalization of sharing such intimate experiences between the hosts.

3. Meghan Markle's Lemonada Podcast Launch

Post-advertisements, Jackie and Claudia shift gears to discuss Meghan Markle’s newly launched Lemonada podcast, "Confessions of a Female Founder." They critically analyze Meghan's choice of guests and the podcast's direction.

Jackie Oshry [27:43]:
"Her first guest was Whitney Wolf Heard, the founder of Bumble. And I do believe that Coach predicted that."

Claudia expresses skepticism about the originality and entertainment value of Meghan’s guest selection, despite acknowledging Whitney Wolf Heard's success.

Claudia Oshry [28:16]:
"It's just so unoriginal and corny. Like, the fact that I guessed it and I'm not even a particularly smart person."

They question the podcast’s potential longevity and Meghan’s strategy in the crowded podcasting space.

4. "White Lotus" Season Three Finale Cut Scenes

The hosts discuss recent developments in the popular TV show "White Lotus," specifically the removal of a controversial sex scene between characters Piper and Zion.

Claudia Oshry [44:20]:
"Yes, Belinda's son. And apparently took Piper's virginity."

Mike White, the show's creator, explains that the scene was cut to maintain narrative coherence, leading to mixed reactions among fans.

Jackie Oshry [45:00]:
"He was trying to do too much narratively, which I can understand why he felt that way."

The discussion underscores the challenges of balancing character development with overarching plotlines in serialized storytelling.

5. New York Knicks Game Highlight

Jackie and Claudia share their excitement over a recent New York Knicks game where OG Anunoby delivered a stellar performance, possibly inspired by Olympic gymnast Suni Lee’s presence courtside.

Claudia Oshry [47:01]:
"Suni Lee went courtside to the Knicks game, and she looked so unbelievably gorgeous."

They explore the interplay between athlete performance and the influence of high-profile spectators, adding a touch of light-hearted basketball commentary.

6. Caitlyn Bristowe and Jason Tardick's Dog Naming Feud

In a dramatic turn, the hosts delve into the public fallout between The Bachelor alum Caitlyn Bristowe and her ex, Jason Tardick, over the naming of his new dog after her long-desired baby name.

Claudia Oshry [55:40]:
"My husband is wanting to invite his sister's family to things... They are insufferable to be around."

The dispute escalates as Caitlyn publicly criticizes Jason for naming his dog "Teddy," a name she had reserved for her future child. Jackie and Claudia discuss the implications of such public standoffs on personal relationships and public personas.

Jackie Oshry [58:50]:
"It's that picture of her holding, like, J14 magazine when she's actually 11, being like, I love Justin Bieber."

7. Dear Toasters: Advice Segment

The episode culminates with the beloved advice segment, "Dear Toasters," where Jackie and Claudia address listener-submitted dilemmas.

a. Husband's Emotional Affair via Secretary

Submission Overview:
A listener discovers her husband has been emotionally involved with his secretary, leading to distress and uncertainty about the relationship.

Claudia Oshry [65:21]:
"She would have been like crying secretary could be a crying secretary, but your husband's like, normal."

Jackie Oshry [66:38]:
"They could have been like just talking. She could have been crying and you could have been like, still unclear. But you have clarity."

The hosts emphasize trusting one’s instincts and prioritizing personal well-being over attempts to rationalize suspicious behavior.

b. Handling Unwanted Gifts from Mother-in-Law

Submission Overview:
A listener grapples with her mother-in-law gifting her a bag filled with used eggs, which she finds gross and impractical, leading to tension.

Claudia Oshry [67:26]:
"You absolutely have to be okay with throwing things away."

Jackie Oshry [68:23]:
"Throw it away and keep your mouth shut and keep the peace."

They advise setting clear boundaries and prioritizing one's comfort and hygiene over maintaining a conflict-free relationship at all costs.

c. Inviting Difficult In-Laws to a Private Club

Submission Overview:
A listener is conflicted about inviting her husband's insufferable sister's family to a prestigious private club, fearing embarrassment and discomfort.

Claudia Oshry [71:05]:
"Just change your mindset. Stop feeling defensive of the sister."

Jackie Oshry [71:22]:
"Tell them the dress code. They'll be within dress code."

The sisters recommend pragmatic solutions such as communicating dress codes and reassessing personal biases to handle familial obligations gracefully.

Conclusion

Jackie and Claudia wrap up the episode with reflections on the discussed topics, reinforcing the importance of self-love, trust in personal instincts, and maintaining healthy boundaries in relationships. Their candid and humorous approach offers listeners both entertainment and practical advice, staying true to The Toast's mission of delivering the "Fast5" stories that matter.

Claudia Oshry [72:19]:
"Someone has a glareless home. Just for them to come with their ugly, like, I hear you. It's disrespectful. Don't. If you're coming over for dinner, don't bring me a gift."

Jackie Oshry [73:00]:
"Love ya. Bye."

Notable Quotes:

• Claudia Oshry [01:12]:
  "Practicing self-love. In this day and age, I really don't have the time or space to choose anyone but me."

• Jackie Oshry [06:02]:
  "There was no confusing it."

• Claudia Oshry [28:16]:
  "It's just so unoriginal and corny. Like, the fact that I guessed it and I'm not even a particularly smart person."

• Claudia Oshry [55:40]:
  "My husband is wanting to invite his sister's family to things... They are insufferable to be around."

• Jackie Oshry [71:22]:
  "Tell them the dress code. They'll be within dress code."

This comprehensive summary encapsulates the key discussions, insights, and advice shared by Jackie and Claudia, providing a valuable overview for both regular listeners and newcomers to The Toast podcast.