Podcast Summary: The Toast
Episode Title: Dancing FOR The Randos: Thursday, October 9th, 2025
Date: October 9, 2025
Hosts: Jackie & Claudia Oshry
Network: Dear Media
Overview
This episode of The Toast is infused with the signature, swirly energy of Jackie and Claudia Oshry ("Jax and Claude"), covering a blend of personal updates, pop culture hot takes, and their trademark comic banter. It marks the start of “Turdy Wood” as Claudia records live from LA at Dear Media headquarters, leading to fresh stories about her family’s Hollywood relocation, run-ins with Andy Cohen, debates about Uber Woman, and breakdowns of trending pop culture news (Taylor Swift’s “new face,” celebrity friendships, the Beckham family doc, and more). Jackie also shares her experience as a judge for a major literary contest.
Key Discussion Points & Insights
1. Claudia in LA: “Turdy Wood” Era Launch
[00:24 – 09:05]
- Claudia is live from LA for the first time, experiencing both excitement and awkwardness (especially with podcast producer Daniel in-studio).
- Claudia: “If I’m being weird today, it’s Daniel’s fault.” [01:43]
- She shares her first flight with baby Ruby, amusingly recounting traveling with breastmilk and encountering Andy Cohen both in the lounge and on her flight.
- “Andy was watching Housewives episodes that hadn’t aired yet and taking notes. He really does what he says!” [05:35]
- Claudia’s LA arrival includes classic local quirks—debating the safety and performativity behind Uber Woman Driver.
- Claudia: “I can’t take such a risk with a woman driver. I’m like, this is so California.” [07:00]
- Jackie reframes its possible purpose as a safety option for women, which Claudia accepts.
2. Jackie's Literary Judging & Book World Chatter
[09:05 – 11:13]
- Jackie recaps serving as a judge on a prestigious short story contest with other “huge celebrities and authors" (Tayari Jones, Julia Quinn, Yann Martel, Emma Roberts, Carly Fortune, “bookfluencers”).
- “A who’s who of the book world. I was happy to be there among colleagues.” [09:35–10:25]
- They briefly discuss Meghan Markle’s venture into book rights, laughing about similar-sounding "Lake House/Summer" titles.
3. News Roundup: "Fast Five"
[16:43]
The main pop culture roundtable begins here.
a. Taylor Swift: New Face, New Era
[23:26 – 29:18]
- Taylor Swift’s recent media appearances spark a deep-dive on her rumored cosmetic “refresh”—from Graham Norton to Seth Meyers.
- The hosts speculate on what procedures she may have had, with resoundingly positive judgment:
- Claudia: “Her face looks sick. She looks so good.” [24:22]
- They analyze Taylor’s friendship breakup with Keleigh Teller, giving detective-level attention to Instagram clues and lack of public support.
- Jackie: “It’s definitely becoming more and more clear the friendship is over.” [28:35]
- Extended chat on Travis Kelce, the “Kylie Kelsey” podcast, and family dynamics around Taylor’s relationships. Both find Kylie’s comments about Taylor awkward and forced.
b. Victoria Beckham’s Documentary & Family Drama
[36:54 – 39:32]
- Premier of Victoria’s Netflix doc draws a “united” front from the Beckham family—minus Brooklyn and Nicola.
- The sisters agree their absence signals ongoing family rifts, acting as a “nail in the coffin” moment.
- Jackie: “Just like Taylor’s Bachelorette will prove if she’s still friends with Blake and Keleigh.”
c. Dancing With the Stars Dedication Night: Dancing FOR the Randos
[40:36 – 46:08]
- Recap and clarification: dedication night means stars dance “for” their heroes, not “with” literal strangers.
- Topanga (Danielle Fishel) will dance for 98-year-old Mr. Feeney; hosts joke about him wheeling onto the floor.
- Claudia: “That’s crazy to make him try and dance at 99.” [41:32]
- Playful speculation about other DWTS dedications—Dylan Efron with his sister (not Zac), jokes about Zac being a “party pooper.”
d. Beatles Biopics & Saoirse Ronan Casting
[51:39 – 56:02]
- Four Beatles movies in the works; Saoirse Ronan to play Linda McCartney, Paul Mescal as Paul.
- Claudia’s hot take: “I don’t give a **** about the Beatles. Their music low-key sucks.” [52:17]
- Spirals into reminiscing about movie clips seen via TikTok, especially for Lovely Bones. Both admit to watching full movies through Instagram reels.
e. Wordle Game Show Greenlit by NBC
[56:46 – 59:48]
- NBC and Jimmy Fallon are piloting a Wordle TV game show, with Savannah Guthrie set to host.
- Hosts muse on Fallon’s ability to “sing for his supper,” respect his commercial instincts, and agree it’s a smart, fun adaptation.
Notable Quotes & Moments
Claudia on Andy Cohen’s In-Flight Habits
[05:35]
“Let me tell you, I walked past [Andy Cohen’s] computer like five times. He was watching new episodes...and he was jotting down notes. I was being such a little rat, but he was actually doing it. Wow.”
On Taylor Swift’s New Face
[24:22]
“Her face looks sick. She looks so good.” – Claudia
[25:31] “I’ve seen people say ‘bluff...upper bluff...fox eye.’” – Jackie
On Uber Woman Option
[07:00]
“I can’t take such a risk with a woman driver. I’m like, this is so California.” – Claudia
On Pop Culture Investigations
[28:35]
“It’s definitely...becoming more and more clear that the [Keleigh-Kelly] friendship is over, ruined.” – Jackie
Dancing With the Stars for Mr. Feeney
[41:32]
“That’s crazy to make him try and dance at 99 years old.” – Claudia
Beatles Hot Take
[52:17]
“I don’t give a [bleep] about the Beatles. Their music low-key sucks.” – Claudia
On Consuming Movies via Instagram/TikTok
[53:07]
“Jackie, I have seen the entire movie Interstellar in the form of TikTok clips. I’ve never actually seen the movie in full.” – Claudia
Jimmy Fallon’s Flexibility
[58:07]
“He sings for his supper. You want me to be a Republican? Cool. A Democrat? Cool… He doesn’t give a fudge. He’s here to entertain.” – Claudia
Additional Timestamps for Standout Segments
- Claudia’s post-pregnancy period/Yom Kippur “bloodbath”: [02:23]
- Jackie’s near-loss of Chanel bag at JFK: [12:13]
- Discussion of “Uber Woman” and women’s safety: [07:00–08:50]
- Personal banter over Instagram bios and self-mockery: [32:28–34:15]
- Love for Charlie Puth as music explainer on TikTok: [59:43–60:24]
Episode Structure & Tone
The episode bounces energetically between personal storytelling and irreverent cultural critique. The sisters riff off each other with their usual sibling shorthand, sarcastic hot takes, and gleeful “dilly-dallying.” Their pop culture coverage is detailed but playful, often veering into tangents or inside jokes before neatly looping back. Overall, the episode feels like an extended, lively catch-up between two best friends who just happen to be at the center of influencer-millennial media.
Useful for Listeners Who Missed the Show:
- Get the rundown on Claudia’s LA “Turdy Wood” adventures and her brush with Andy Cohen.
- Hear exclusive behind-the-scenes takes from Jackie’s stint as a literary contest judge.
- Absorb the latest hot goss on Taylor Swift’s looks, her friendships, and her celebrity circle.
- Enjoy the comedic breakdown of family feuds (Beckhams), reality TV (“Dancing for the Randos”), and pop culture trends (Wordle, TikTok movie watching).
- Benefit from the duo’s “been there, seen it” millennial voice, packed with quips, references, and affectionate self-roasting.
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