Deadbeat Davidson: Friday, May 22nd, 2026

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Toast

Episode: Deadbeat Davidson: Friday, May 22nd, 2026
Hosts: Jackie & Claudia Oshry (Dear Media)
Air Date: May 22, 2026

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Episode Overview

This Friday episode wraps up the week with Jackie and Claudia in classic, candid form—trading sisterly banter, sharing life updates, and diving into the week's buzziest pop culture news. The show's tone is playful and refreshingly irreverent, and the duo isn't shy with their hot takes (especially on "Deadbeat Davidson" and the recent celebrity flops). Expect updates on their personal lives, in-depth reality TV gossip, royal wedding speculation, and their signature Queenie and Weenie of the Week segment.

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Morning Catch-Up & Personal Updates

(00:00–05:12)

• Barbecue Recap:
  • The sisters reminisce about a recent first birthday barbecue ("Groovin' with Ruben"). Jackie threw the party, and Claudia gushes—“It was literally the best day of my personal life. Like, better than any birthday I've ever had.” (01:48)
• Thoughtful Gifts & Southern Manners:
  • Shoutout to friend Shannon Ford for her thoughtful and generous gifts, described as “Queenie material, but unfortunately, you'll see somebody on succeeded you.” (01:57)
  • Discussion on gift-giving as a love language, with reference to a Southern Living subscription.
• Weekend Vibes:
  • The episode opens with vacation energy: “It already feels like the weekend.”
• TV Update:
  • No TV recap outside of watching the Knicks game. “I didn't watch anything TV last night besides the Nick game.” (01:24)
• Knicks Hysteria:
  • Knicks playoff fever is at a high, with Ben (Claudia’s husband) planning trips to potential finals games.
  • “If the Knicks win…they’re not going to be okay. Knicks fans are so crazy.” (05:53, Claudia)

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Pop Culture, Celebrity, & Reality TV Chatter

Kylie Jenner Parallels & Instagram Games

(06:39–09:40)

• The hosts joke about living “parallel lives” with Kylie Jenner—balancing motherhood, business, and the limelight.
• Running gag: Kylie posting an Instagram candle (as a “sign” she’s listening to The Toast)—and she always humors their requests.
• “We do need multiple signs from Lord and savior Kylie Jenner.” (08:42, Claudia)

Dream Guests List & Celebrity Stories

(10:02–14:11)

• Claudia and Jackie reminisce on their long-standing list of dream podcast guests (e.g., Kiki Palmer, Kelly Clarkson, Guy Fieri, Mindy Kaling, Elon Musk, Jim Carrey, Susan Boyle).
• Kiki Palmer is called the only “dream guest” who made it onto the show.
• Anecdote: Claudia once met Elon Musk before he was famous (“He was like, ‘I love your blog.’”). (13:21)

Media & Parenting Darlings

(14:13–17:00)

• Shoutout to Chanel Jones, new GMA co-host and author of a book/podcast about conversations with “great mothers.”
• Viral moment: Chanel Jones dances with Zara Larsson at a concert, paralleling Taylor Swift’s “22 Hat” moment.

Homemakers & Martha Stewart Successor

(15:57–17:14)

• Debate over who is the “next” Martha Stewart: Ballerina Farm is the front-runner (“If we had to crown the official next gen Martha Stewart, I do think it would be Ballerina Farm.” (16:36, Claudia)), with Joanna Gaines as a previous contender.

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Fast Five Stories & In-Depth Discussions

1. Prince William Teases Taylor & Travis's Wedding

(23:30–25:40)

• Prince William hints at maybe being invited to Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s "American royal wedding."
• The hosts discuss the lighter side of celebrities being asked about Taylor, and security implications for royal attendees.
• “Taylor and Travis's hard launch on Instagram was with Prince William.” (25:38, Claudia)
• Side note: Meghan Markle’s Instagram activity and wedding nostalgia—Claudia suggests Meghan facetunes Harry’s bald spot (“It's very boomer of her.” (27:04)).

2. Summer House Relationship Drama

(30:07–36:58)

• Update on Amanda and Wes, whose relationship is “getting serious” after meeting his parents—a move that’s lost its specialness given Wes’s past behavior.
• Analysis of the Summer House group dynamic and speculation about cast changes.
• Discussion of the iconic Hamptons house being for sale (“Honestly, the more you look at the inside of the house, the uglier it is.” (35:54, Jackie)) and the economics behind renting/selling it.

3. Britney Spears DUI Footage

(37:31–41:22)

• Discussion of Britney Spears’s recent DUI and the release of dashcam footage.
• Claudia expresses skepticism about the Free Britney movement’s outcomes: “Some of the people who freed Britney have some explaining to do because this is crazy.” (38:20)
• Comparison between Britney and Justin Timberlake’s life arcs (“They ended up…right where they started.” (38:58, Claudia)).
• Reflection on whether Britney needs more structure in her life again.

4. Pop Culture Odds & Ends

(46:01–49:08)

• The Odyssey film adaptation and its elemental Elle magazine covers featuring Anne Hathaway, Zendaya, Lupita Nyongo, and Charlize Theron.
• Charlize Theron’s minor controversy for joining in social media “piling on,” prompting the hosts to advocate for less celebrity participation in cancel culture.
• Movie recommendations (Italian Job parallel to Kingsman).

5. Hooters Rebranding

(50:36–53:03)

• Hooters is rebranding as a “family-friendly restaurant,” moving away from the “Applebee’s with titties” stereotype.
• The hosts debate whether Hooters’ signature uniforms can—or should—change, and speculate on why the chain feels so connected to Florida.
• Claudia: “Maybe like, titties don't sell the bills... Maybe boobs are back!” (51:29)

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Queenie & Weenie of the Week

(53:15–61:25)

• Queenie of the Week:
  • Jackie gives it to Jaylen Brown from Love Island, praising his genuine search for love (“It's nice when people tell you who they are and they're not lying.” (54:53, Claudia))
  • Claudia honors Mariska Hargitay (“People don't include her in, like, the Ben Stiller Timothy... She's the biggest. And Jalen Brunson has said many times, like, he needs her there, and she comes.” (56:14, Claudia))
• Weenie of the Week:
  • Claudia’s Weenie: Pete Davidson, dubbed “Deadbeat Davidson," for his “vile” standup bit about watching porn in front of his daughter: “You’re not funny, you’re not talented, you’re not handsome, and you’re not a good dad. You’re literally a deadbeat.” (56:40–60:00, Claudia)
  • Jackie’s Weenie: Harry Styles, for “fumbling” lately with oversharing and losing his previously unflappable cool factor.
• Honorable mentions: Spencer Pratt (Queenie), Elantra (possible Weenie for letting Jaylen go), and collective groans at celebrity roasts backfiring.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• “Knicks fans are so crazy. And, like, honestly, I'm really getting into it.” (05:55, Claudia)
• “If you don't like her [Turd], acquire some taste… and some style.” (45:52–45:57, Claudia & Jackie)
• “Normalize changing up your look. Normalize looking dignified.” (28:49, Jackie)
• On Pete Davidson: “My new number one op, Deadbeat Davidson, and I fucking hate him.” (60:00, Claudia)
• “It's just, like, you do so much and 20 years have passed, but it's like you ended up… right where you started in the same place.” (38:58, Claudia, re: Britney & Justin)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [01:34] – Birthday barbecue recap & thoughtful gifting
• [05:26] – Knicks playoff fever & fandom
• [08:42] – Kylie Jenner “signs” running gag
• [16:36] – Naming Ballerina Farm as Martha Stewart’s successor
• [23:30] – Prince William & Taylor/Travis wedding speculation
• [27:04] – Meghan Markle’s Instagram habits
• [30:07] – Summer House relationship drama
• [38:20] – Britney Spears DUI discussion
• [46:01] – Odyssey movie & celebrity covers
• [50:36] – Hooters rebrand conversation
• [53:15] – Queenie & Weenie of the Week

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Tone & Takeaways

The episode stays true to The Toast’s signature blend of pop culture wit, reality TV commentary, and bold opinions. The sisters blend inside jokes with fresh pop tidbits, always ready to highlight (and roast) the best and worst behaviors from celebrities and reality stars alike. Unfiltered and empathetic, their takes are both hilarious and deeply human—especially as they reflect on parenthood, friendship, and fandom.

Perfect for: Pop culture obsessives, reality TV connoisseurs, and anyone who loves a sharp, funny sister duo unafraid to speak their minds.

Transcript

[A]

Good morning, girlies.

[B]

It's the Toast.

[A]

It's Jackson Claude, and we're your host.

[B]

It's your favorite show.

[A]

The best five things you need to know.

[B]

We'll start your day off swirly. It's the Toast.

[A]

They sound amazing.

[B]

Welcome back to the Toast and Happy Friday. Friday. Yeah, that's right. You made it to the end of the week. Congratulations. Pat yourself on the back, girl.

[A]

Hey, Jack. Happy Friday. That's a good one. This was a long week.

[B]

Oh, so funny. I feel like it was a short week and, like, because yesterday was just sort of like backyard barbecue vibes, I really felt like yesterday was Friday night. It was no Friday night. I'm being positive Friday. And so today I was like, oh, it's giving Saturday.

[A]

Yeah, I guess Saturday, because we have, like, a fun day planned where it's actually, like, the toast is getting way of, like, the day, you know, like, because it feels like a weekend day. I would agree with that. Like, it already feels like the weekend,

[B]

except it's not, because I have important things to do today. I have to go get my thumb stimulated. Like, appointment number two of the week. Remember when I said I was, like, feeling stuff? I'm not anymore. It's like, I need another appointment.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

We're recording a Patreon episode, which will be really fun. Yeah, We've got to do the ter.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So just, like.

[A]

Was that it?

[B]

That's a lot.

[A]

No, that is a lot. And then we can get on to, like, the fun portion of the day, the activities portion.

[B]

I didn't watch anything TV last night besides the Nick game, so I don't have anything to contribute to the TV recap. If there was anything to watch.

[A]

I don't think that there was. I mean, we were just, like, barbecuing and celebrating all day yesterday.

[B]

Right. Shout out to my almost Queenie of the week. But somebody else took your spot. My sister Jax, for throwing such a gorgeous first birthday party. We had, like, a backyard barbecue yesterday with, like, a little bounce house. Jackie got a cake. She put up signs. The theme was disco because we were grooving with Ruben. It was.

[A]

The theme was grooving with Ruben.

[B]

It was so cute. It was literally the best day of my personal life. Like, better than any birthday I've ever had. So it was amazing, and it's Queenie material, but unfortunately, you'll see somebody on succeeded you.

[A]

Oh, okay. That's fine. What was I gonna say about. Oh, so we were saying how, like, Ruby definitely, like, felt special. Special. Like, he probably doesn't understand the concept of birthday, but you wonder if like

[B]

on their special day, do they know that it's a special day.

[A]

Yeah. And that's all I ever want for like a child's first birthday is like today is unlike any other day. Like it's very special. And there's just an awareness that like, oh, today was different and it was lovely. Was all about me.

[B]

It was so special. We got great presents. I didn't have to buy anything. I just want to say another almost queenie. But again, somebody else took her spot. I'm gonna give a moment to Shannon Ford. Shannon Ford is literally one of the best friends I've ever had. Like, so I'm not home right now, but I know that I got a bunch of packages and I know that one of them was a gift from Shannon for Ruby's birthday, which is so sweet. From Burgdorf. So I don't know what it is yet. But like I know that I saw that I got a notification that I have a box. She's so thoughtful. Like she doesn't live in the city and like just so nice to send. You don't need to. Lo and behold, Olivia comes to the barbecue yesterday. She's like, I have a package for you. It's from Shannon. Like what? Shannon sent me like 10 of the cutest baby like smocked outfits. She's thoughtful enough to send them. I don't even know how she knew I was gonna be in Florida. Like insane. She's so thoughtful and like it makes me feel like the worst friend ever. It's literally like I can't take her. Like you know what? I'm take her Queenie material.

[A]

In addition to having a heart of gold that. No, I think it's also like Southern manners.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like she's just like has manners.

[B]

Yeah. I'm like a from New York.

[A]

These formalities, they really mean something. Do you know that she once got me a gift of a subscription to Southern Living? I got my copy yesterday cuz like she thought I would love the magazine.

[B]

Stop.

[A]

That's like seriously thoughtful. Isn't that so thoughtful?

[B]

That's definitely her love language is gift giving. And I just like, I always feel so special.

[A]

Yeah, I need to get her another gift.

[B]

Just cuz she got a little like romper that has like, it's like bloomers. It's like a really short, like such a cute romper that's like smocked and has little golf carts on it. And then it says daddy's caddy, like seriously sick. She's so cute. So shout out to that almost queenie. It's kind of the theme of today.

[A]

Almost Queenies.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Well, I look forward to seeing who your queen.

[B]

I feel like I'm actually hyping it up.

[A]

The bar is very high.

[B]

So the next one last night to.

[A]

Oh, I didn't know that.

[B]

Yeah. And like, so Ben was like, should we go to a bar and watch? And I had said you said you

[A]

were going to a bar.

[B]

And then like, as the day went on, like, it was just not happening. And so when we got home, I was like, I will go, but like, let's just watch it in bed. How fun is it? Like, what's more fun than watching makeup

[A]

on after a fulfilling day? Yeah.

[B]

And he was like, I know you're gonna fall asleep. Can we watch in the living room? And I was like, no. So I made it to the fourth quarter. I did fall asleep. But for some reason these games are starting at 8pm Usually they start at 7. That's insane to start a game at

[A]

8pm Is there a time change with whomever they're playing?

[B]

No. And the game was in New York. Like, insane. Ben said that it's like so west coast people can like be included. Like, we seriously don't care about them. The Knicks, 12 to 0. Now you have to win to. You have to get four games to like. And if they win this one, then they go to the finals.

[A]

Okay. And last year they didn't go to the finals.

[B]

No, this is, this is their back to back. They've made it this far.

[A]

Okay. And they're playing the Cavaliers.

[B]

They're playing the Cavaliers. I don't. Do not know when the last time they made it to the finals was. But like, it will probably be the first in Ben's lifetime.

[A]

And if they make it to the finals, like, well, you guys are going back to New York soon anyway. But like, if they make it to

[B]

the finals, we have to go.

[A]

You're going back to New York? Seriously?

[B]

Yeah. Yeah. Like, Ben is thinking about going to Cleveland next week, which is insane. But, like, if you want to go, sure. Have fun. Yeah, we'll have to go. It will be insane. So you only need to win two more games. And honestly, they're gonna want to change it. Like, the other team sucks. Like, both games, like, wasn't even a competition, actually. I'm sorry. The first game, they were like down by a lot and then came back.

[A]

Right. I remember that when you woke up

[B]

last game, it was just like a runaway last night. So it seemed very exciting. I'm obviously, I'm on Knicks talk. Like, Knicks fans, we always say, like, Philly sports fans are crazy. And it's like, we actually don't know how crazy New York fans are because

[A]

they never win, so there's never anything at stake.

[B]

Right. So Philly's, like, always celebrating something, whether it's a Super bowl or, like, a

[A]

big loss, but it's still big.

[B]

We are, like, never sort of, like, in the mix.

[A]

There's never big moments.

[B]

And so we are in the mix. And I'm letting you know, like, people are not okay.

[A]

Like, I would imagine, actually.

[B]

They say that they're gonna take down the Statue of Liberty and, like, like, carry her through the streets if they win, like, they're not gonna be okay. Nick's fans are so crazy. And, like, honestly, I'm really getting, like, I'm really getting into it.

[A]

Okay. I love 99.

[B]

Oh. So. Okay. Ben was seven years old.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But I don't know if he was an extent, then this is very exciting.

[A]

I'm sure he was absolutely Ben.

[B]

Like, this is the most important thing. I guess this is, like, his equivalent to, like, Taylor Swift.

[A]

Oh, yeah. I was gonna say it's literally sounds like the same as, like, Zach and the Cowboys. They haven't been great since the 90s.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

He's been living on a prayer.

[B]

And being a fan is, like, it's hard. It's hard.

[A]

Yeah. But if the Cowboys were to win now, it's even greater than, like, if the Chiefs win or the Patriots. Because they always win.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah, exactly. And it's just. It's just a great time to be an ex fan. I'm having a ball.

[A]

I'm so glad. And the Kylie element.

[B]

She didn't post a candle. She posted a caviar last night. So I was trying to think, like, how we can make that about us.

[A]

What's unfortun is that she posted a candle yesterday, like, the day before our episode. Do you think actually she's reading our minds? Is she a mentalist?

[B]

No. What I was thinking is, like, you know, she always likes to do it in sort of obscure ways.

[A]

I think she's a mentalist.

[B]

I think what she was saying is, like, caviar is fire. Right.

[A]

I'm giving her more space because she has two children, a thriving business, a relationship, a big family. She might not listen to the episodes as they drop.

[B]

Of course. Of course. We'll give her three through the weekend.

[A]

Through the weekend. Yeah.

[B]

I would say she probably catches up

[A]

On Saturdays, you think?

[B]

No, I don't know.

[A]

I wonder when. But I'm just saying, like, I. You know, she's very busy, and I know she listens to a lot of podcasts, so maybe we just got lost in the shuffle. Maybe, baby, maybe she's not a Thursday listener. I do feel like some people tune in on certain days. They need us on certain days.

[B]

Or just, like, depending on their personal schedule.

[A]

No, but, like, definitely Monday morning. Like, if you're a toaster, you sat on Monday morning. As we.

[B]

I think some people do, like, hybrid. So they're in the office some days and not the others. And they certainly aren't listening when they're on the office. And I get it. It's fine.

[A]

I'm not mad, Right?

[B]

Right. I'm not just. I'm not hurt. I'm just disappointed.

[A]

Yeah. So maybe she's not a third day listener.

[B]

All right, we'll give her a few days.

[A]

But if she is fire, just know, Kylie, we had this whole big bit about you yesterday. You should listen.

[B]

You will love it.

[A]

You would love it. But the gist is that, like, if you are hearing this, please post your Instagram a sign with, like, a candle

[B]

or a flame, a bonfire, a fireplace, stove.

[A]

Yeah, something. And I know we make you do this all the time, and you always do it. And, like, why don't we.

[B]

Grudgingly.

[A]

No, no. It's like when that. That story, that of, like, God, you're stranded on the island, he sends you a boat. I know. You're like, I know God will save me. A boat comes. You're like, no, I know God will save me.

[B]

A life vest. Come. I know God will save me.

[A]

A helicopter. I know God will save me. And then the guy winds up dying on the island. And then he goes to heaven. He's like, God, why didn't you save me? He's like, what do you mean? I sent a boat, a life vest, a helicopter, and that's literally Kylie.

[B]

She posted. I sent my nails. I said the trees. I sent the sky. Every time we' her for something, she's going to stop. She's with you on grateful wenches. This is the last one. We promise. Just like, it's kind of. It's so hard to believe.

[A]

Unbelievable.

[B]

So we do need multiple signs from Lord and savior Kylie Jenner. I don't think that's asking too much.

[A]

I agree.

[B]

We stalking your stories until then. Supportive wifey, though she was obviously not in New York. He went with a friend, but she was watching back home. That's so supportive, partner.

[A]

So cute.

[B]

We're kind of like. We're kind of living parallel lives, Kylie and I. Don't you find.

[A]

Yeah, because of the Knicks.

[B]

Yeah. And just, like, being, you know, like, smoke shows and things like that. Mothers, business, women, billionaires, bombshells.

[A]

Bombshells.

[B]

Yeah. I relate to her. I bet that's why she likes the show, too, because, like, one of the hosts is, like, kind of living a parallel life to her. Don't you mind?

[A]

Yeah. But also, like, I had my pregnancy the same as her, so maybe that's when she got in lots of parallel lives. It's always nice when, like, your fave is pregnant with you.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So I'm happy I could do that for her.

[B]

Absolutely.

[A]

Anytime, Kylie. Let me know when the next one's going down and we'll get to work

[B]

with those test trips.

[A]

Yeah. Tell me. Tell me your plans, Kylie.

[B]

So what are the stories?

[A]

They're horrible. Really? They're actually horrible. Like, I don't even know what's in there. Okay, so we won't get, like, absolutely nothing has happened since we did the toast yesterday.

[B]

We literally did it yesterday.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

It's shocking that there aren't more days where there's nothing to talk about.

[A]

Yeah, Like, I will talk, of course, but, like, there's no breaking news. There's no lead story. It's just a bunch of, like, hogwash.

[B]

Well, like, I tell you what, I saw my morning scroll this morning. I watched Kiki Palmer's TED Talk.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Yeah. It was very deep.

[A]

What is she TED talking about?

[B]

You know, she really pulled her family out of poverty, like, deep poverty. And obviously, that created just, like, it was good, but, you know, she was like a kid with all this responsibility on her shoulders. It was a really good TED Talk. I only saw, like, the first, like, five or ten minutes, but I liked it. I just love Kiki Palmer. She was also on Watch Happens Live last night. Yeah.

[A]

What is she promoting? Like, you.

[B]

What is she promoting?

[A]

She's like you.

[B]

She's in that new Peacock show.

[A]

Right. She works the burbs.

[B]

Yeah. But I think another one also.

[A]

No, she works. But, like, what is that she actively promoting?

[B]

Yeah. I don't know. I just love Kiki Palmer. A new crime comedy.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

I just love Key. Palmer, I believe, is the first and only dream guest to make it off the list. Right. It's a great question. I know we have Mindy Kaling on this.

[A]

Feels like a good day to bring out the lists. When in doubt. When in doubt, hit up the list. Okay. Dream guests.

[B]

I know we have Mindy Kaling on there, obviously, like, Taylor and Kim. Kylie.

[A]

Yeah. Like, at this point, the list is just Kylie. The list is so good.

[B]

Let me see.

[A]

Is it Vicky Palmer and she's the only one with a check next to her.

[B]

I'm cracking up. Kelly Clarkson. Is she on there?

[A]

Yeah. Okay. Mindy Kaling.

[B]

Mindy Kaling. How many people are there? I'm gonna try and guess them.

[A]

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13.

[B]

Okay, so Kiki Palmer.

[A]

So varied.

[B]

Yeah. Kiki Palmer, Kelly Clarkson, Mindy Kaling.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Kim.

[A]

No, Kim and Kylie are not even on here because.

[B]

Yeah, right. Taylor. No. Okay, so it's not obvious.

[A]

It's not obvious.

[B]

Pitbull.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

How are there 13? I'm only at 4 and I'm like, screaming.

[A]

You're at 2. No, you're at the 4. You're at 4.

[B]

I'm at 4.

[A]

I know.

[B]

RuPaul was on there at 1.5.

[A]

Like, it's really deep. Oh, like, they're deep cuts. Some of them. Some of them.

[B]

Tarik.

[A]

No.

[B]

Okay, tell me.

[A]

Kiki Palmer, RuPaul, Kelly Clarkson, mini killings. You guess the first four.

[B]

I guess, like, those most obvious.

[A]

Those are the most. Like, they're still long standing. Guy Fieri.

[B]

Absolutely.

[A]

Elon Musk.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

John Corbett.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Jack Black.

[B]

Absolutely.

[A]

Kenny Ortega.

[B]

Stand by it.

[A]

Pitbull.

[B]

Stand by it.

[A]

Molly May.

[B]

That's like a U1.

[A]

Yeah. I could do it by myself.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, no, no, I'll be there. I'm just saying it's not my dream guess.

[A]

No, but, like, normalized one on ones.

[B]

Well, Kiki Palmer was, like, my dream guest. And you were there. Barely.

[A]

I was on. Honestly, like, that's fine. Someone couldn't take the lead. Also, it's a lot of cooks in the kitchen.

[B]

Okay, fine, fine, fine.

[A]

Jim Carrey.

[B]

We should have Jim Carrey on the toast. Yeah.

[A]

And Susan Boyle.

[B]

That might be a. You won also.

[A]

I'll take the lead.

[B]

I'll take, like, Mindy Kaling and RuPaul. And you could take Molly Mae and Susan Boyle. No, I would want to hear Elon. I would just, like, want to meet, like, one of the, you know, geniuses of our time.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

That's interesting, actually. I'm sorry. I have met Elon. I don't talk about that enough.

[A]

At a party, right?

[B]

At a party. Like, way before he was Elon. He was just like the guy going to space. He was, like, very elusive. He wasn't involved in X or anything. Like, he was just like this genius.

[A]

Yeah, like prodigy.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Elon Musk.

[B]

And I was at a party and somebody like, like, literally introduced me to him and I was like, why am I being introduced? And he was like, I love your blog. And I was like, what? So, like, he's up because he's, like, internety.

[A]

He really should come on the show.

[B]

He's always posting about the Good Guys. Have you seen that there's, like, a clip of M. Beast on the Good Guys podcast that had gone viral in some sort of, like, circle that I'm not familiar with. It was about Starlink. Oh, yeah, Right. So Elon, the clip then made its rounds on Twitter and it's just like sort of a one of those OG clips that. Yeah, is an Internet hall of fame. And whenever it, like, serves Elon, he like, posts it. He's supposed to, like, three times. It's insane to see Ben's face on Elon's Twitter.

[A]

It's insane. He would be actually a great guest for the Good Guys. Yes, maybe. Maybe that could happen. But, like, I would, like, be so interested to have that conversation. And then we could have May Musk on Mother.

[B]

We could have her on Mother.

[A]

Also, apparently, I just need to shout out Chanel Jones, who's the new co host of gma. She wrote a book, like, with this concept. It's like Conversations with Great Mothers.

[B]

Oh, really?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I had also heard that there was a podcast, I want to say, with Steph Curry's mom hosting, where she interviews other mothers of, like, famous of greats. Yeah. So it's not like a completely original idea.

[A]

No, no. But I'm just like, there is a book and it sounds amazing. And I also just wanted to shout her out because I've been seeing clips of her.

[B]

I know.

[A]

Doing her new hosting, as.

[B]

Did you see her dancing with Zara Larson?

[A]

Oh, my God. They picked the right one.

[B]

It's true.

[A]

Loved that clip of her dancing.

[B]

She's a good dancer.

[A]

I watched it so many times.

[B]

I mean, I can't believe you saw that. That's so funny because Zara's like, so tick tock.

[A]

No, no, that's like. Because it reached the realest people because of Chenille, because she's so reals.

[B]

Yeah. I was not familiar with her, her story or her work prior. And obviously I was like, rooting for Justin Sylvester. So I was like, okay, this sucks, but happy to have been the exact type of, like, warm, maternal. She's like a very deep story with her husband. But celebrities Love her. She was pushing back on someone the other day, like, giving them attitude, which I liked, because, like, they needed it. I forget who it was. I have to say everything I've seen tens across the board.

[A]

Yeah. I meant to bring up that Zara Larson moment because I thought it was so precious.

[B]

Do you know that that's a thing that Zara Larson does at all of

[A]

her concerts where, like, brings up someone to do the dance?

[B]

It's just one part of the choreography. And she brings up somebody, whether it's usually, like, a young girl. Like, it's really cute. It's like the 22 hat with Taylor Swift. And it's this fun part. It's actually been, like, huge for her because now everybody tunes into the concerts being, like, who got brought up for the Midnight Sun? And so that's like, the viral part of the show that Chanel did.

[A]

I loved it.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I loved it. And she wrote the book that I want to read, so.

[B]

Yeah. Right.

[A]

And the podcast that I want to make.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Maybe she'll produce it with me.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Mother presented by Mother Denim.

[B]

Oh, that's good.

[A]

My favorite jeans brand.

[B]

I saw a picture of Ballerina Farm and Martha Stewart yesterday. They were at this, like, agricultural dinner, like, for people in the agricultural space. And Ballerina shared a lot. It was actually a really beautiful affair. And her and Martha met, which I thought was, like, a really important meeting.

[A]

Yeah. That is, like. Because as much as, like, everyone wants to be, like, the modern Martha Stewart, like, ballerina is absolutely.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I get, like, we haven't actually crowned the next Martha Stewart. Everyone's always, like, ingenue. Every young person with, like, you know, a flair for cooking. And Joseph as I got a Martha Stewart trapped in this body.

[B]

But if we had to crown the official next gen Martha Stewart, I do think it would be Ballerina Farm.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. I guess it was maybe, like, Joanna Gaines first, but now she's Boomer.

[B]

She's Boomer.

[A]

She's her own, like, who's the next Joanna Gaines?

[B]

Right. She's Boomer. Martha, even though she only, like, later in life, got into homemaking and cooking, it was always, like, home making.

[A]

Yeah. But same with Martha. Like, it was hosting, entertaining.

[B]

It was.

[A]

It was 360.

[B]

Yeah. But it was most food. And Joanna's, like, passion project is food. Like, she's known for, like, design building. Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. Okay.

[B]

Well, I'm glad we finally settled the question. Who's the next generation?

[A]

I actually feel like it's not completely settled yet, but I think she's Our front runner.

[B]

Yes, it's still up for grabs. So girls, get to work. Get back in those kitchen.

[A]

Get in the kitchen. Make me a sandwich. Let's get into stories if we must. That way we can like get to the fun stuff.

[B]

Yep.

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Without further ado to do, here are the fast five stories that you to do need to know.

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Thank you. The day is turt.

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You're welcome.

[A]

Our first story, Prince William is teasing an appearance at Taylor and Travis's wedding. So Prince William, the Prince of Wales, appeared on a UK radio show alongside hosts who started asking him about the upcoming nuptials. One of them said, we believe there is a big wedding happening this summer. Then the other one chimed in, oh, yes, have you got an invite? And he said, no comment. I'm hoping, and I'm sure there might be an invitation around, but we'll see.

[B]

I mean, imagine Taylor was planning on not inviting him and he's over here being like, I'm sure there's one coming. Meanwhile, we heard they already went out, first of all. Second of all, it's funny how like Prince William isn't immune from like every celebrity goes, and whether they have a connection to Taylor, they're always asked about Taylor. It's like a way for them to like blow up their interview. And it's funny that even Prince William is not immune from that. And I like that he leads in. I feel like he's not invited. Like, don't you think he would know? Unless he's just like playing dumb. No.

[A]

But also, I don't think he would say that if he's not invited. So I feel like maybe he is invited. Maybe he got like the save the date or like the invitation, the phone call coming memo or the phone call. The only reason why I think they wouldn't be invited not to like, leave them everyone's vibe. No, it's like the security concerns. Like, they already have so many concerns. But I guess, like, at that level, it's probably the most secure place on earth.

[B]

Right? Right.

[A]

Why can't William and Kiko. I would love for them to go.

[B]

Did you see that Maren Morris was asked if she was invited? She was on this, like, radio show and like, her answer made me sad. She was like, not only was I not invited, I got like a spam text invitation. Someone being like, hey, you're in like a paperless post type of thing.

[A]

But how did she know it was spam?

[B]

She didn't say, but she was like, it was a really weird number and like, it was.

[A]

But from the way that it sounds like they're going about inviting people, like a spam text sounds sort of right.

[B]

It does. Except I don't think that a text, Like, I don't think they would do a text. Yeah, like a phone call, they said. And that makes a lot more sense, perhaps. And obviously William and Kate are on the list of people Taylor actually called. Not a staff member.

[A]

No, of course not. I think they all had a great time at Eras London.

[B]

They are a really important figure in, like the Taylor and Travis timeline. I mean, Taylor and Travis's hard launch on Instagram was with Prince William.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, it's an important. That would be really cool.

[A]

That would be. I would love to see it.

[B]

And that would sort of like solidify that this is the closest thing we will have probably ever in America to a royal wedding.

[A]

Yeah. Meanwhile, I saw that Harry and Meghan are celebrating their eight year wedding anniversary.

[B]

Oh, I saw that too. With her Instagram.

[A]

Yeah. She posted like a bunch of pictures and it's just like, I'm sure that that was literally the most amazing day of their lives, you know? Why do you think that, like, they were on top of the world.

[B]

Oh, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

They were on top of the world. They were so in love. They got married, like, relatively quickly. So, like, you know, I don't think any of that had like, worn off. I think they were just like, so happy. They had a beautiful wedding. They chose each other. They chose love. And things hadn't, like, soured yet.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And they were still royals and the world, like, loved them and everyone was just, like, obsessed with their marriage and they loved each other. And I just don't know, like, that all of those things are still true. Especially in terms of, like, the world.

[B]

Well, of course. No, the world has changed, sweetie.

[A]

Like, like, but also, you know, like, marriage is hard. Like, and it was just like, crazy to see wedding pictures, especially because we never got that much intimate stuff from them. Like, every picture they're, like, kissing and dancing.

[B]

But now she's, like, bleeding out on Instagram.

[A]

They can't stop, like, touc each other. And it's just like, this used to be private information. Yeah, no, I just, like, I just imagine that was, like, the best day ever.

[B]

Yeah. One of my favorite things about Megan Markle's Instagram, and now that I pointed it out, I hope you all notice, is whenever she posts a picture of Harry. Yeah. Is that his name? Harry? From the back, she's always like, face tuning his bald spot. And it's just, like, really obvious. It's very boomer of her.

[A]

Like, even eight from eight years ago.

[B]

But I'm just saying, like, you have to go look.

[A]

Didn't he get his hair done?

[B]

No, I don't think so. I think we thought he did because he was wearing all this hat.

[A]

Hats.

[B]

Turns out he just liked hats, you know, bigger and better than ever.

[A]

You're, like, seriously obsessed with men.

[B]

And they're balding. I feel like it's my way genuinely of, like, fighting against the patriarchy because, like, all we do is sit around like, she's old, she's saggy, she's fat, she's skinny. And it's like, well, you're bald. It's like the only thing we can really say to men to hurt them because, like, they are. Men are obsessed with their hair.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

It's like the one thing that they need in order to remain, like, cool with society. And it's like, well, you don't have any, Harry. You don't have any.

[A]

Well, I didn't notice that.

[B]

Oh, well, I did. And Adam Levine has a new face.

[A]

Yes. As does Jim Carrey. And John Travolta has a new look. Ryan Lochte.

[B]

Did you hear about John Travolta's new look in Cannes?

[A]

But John Travolta, like always, is switching it up.

[B]

Yeah, that's my queen right there, actually. And it's not even so much. People are not talking about his face. He just got a new hat.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

And you know what? A hat, like, changes your whole look. And your whole vibe and your whole personality. Look up John Travolta can. He's looking nuts, Betty. But one thing about me, I love John Travolta, and I will never. I know he's problematic because of Scientology, and I think we had some, like, weird thing with the masseuse. But the thing is, like. And I, like, I do believe that Kelly Preston was a great love of his life. I do. No matter like, how that does or doesn't make sense, you know? All right.

[A]

And did she pass?

[B]

Yeah. And so did their son.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, seriously, I love John Travolta.

[A]

And.

[B]

Oh, and he's Edna Turnblad. Hello.

[A]

My role model. I like this hat. I like this.

[B]

Let me see. Let me see.

[A]

I like it.

[B]

He looks amazing.

[A]

I like it. And the glasses. It's dignified.

[B]

Normalize. Changing up your look.

[A]

Normalized, looking dignified.

[B]

I completely agree.

[A]

But it's crazy that you can blindly love John Travolta and blindly hate Tom Cruise.

[B]

Exactly.

[A]

Even though that.

[B]

You want to know why? I'm so glad.

[A]

Even though the thing that. Even though the thing that you are staying blind to is the exact same thing.

[B]

So I believe, like, in my soul that Tom Cruise Cruz is an evil person. Like, I don't have proof. Just vibes, like, extremely dark, sinister energy. I know. I. I don't need proof. I know that John Travolta, like, is the nicest man alive.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

And I think he's had a hard life. I do. Like, I have sympathy for him. I see the human in John. I see a robot inside Tom Cruise. There's something really spooky about him. Okay. But no, good. Thanks for. Like, I was like. Like, I'm glad you were trying to, like, hold me accountable, but I feel like I gave a good response. Sounds.

[A]

Yeah. No, but also because they are the same, but, like, normalized. Just, like, hating people for hypocrite. Like, why does everything have to be Congress all the time?

[B]

Love that. That's. People are always coming at me, believe me. You said that about. Well, I did.

[A]

I said that about that, and I said about that. And that's just how sue sees it.

[B]

Correct?

[A]

That is just how Koji sees it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So over that.

[B]

I completely agree. Like, stop holding me accountable. For real.

[A]

Yeah. Our next story. Summerhouse. Amanda and Wes mark a major relationship milestone.

[B]

They're getting serious. They fucking better be.

[A]

So the controversial romance between Summer House stars Wes Wilson, Amanda Betula are getting more serious. An insider told Us Weekly that Wes took Amanda to meet his Parents in

[B]

May means nothing to him. He took Sierra and they broke up with her the next day.

[A]

Yeah. They were talking about this on watch what happens live with Lindsay and Kyle because it came up that she took him to meet his parents.

[B]

He took her?

[A]

Yeah. Yeah, he took her to meet his parents, which they were saying. And it's funny because like Kyle, as mad as he is, he's like still trying to like, like give grace and he was like for Wes, like he loves people to meet his parents and his family because it gives like a, an understanding of who he is and why he is and how he is. Because when you meet anyone's family, you see them in context and like things start to make sense. So like I think he. That Kyle was saying like Wes loves introducing people to his family. It's not even about like a serious thing. It's more about like a understanding Wes thing.

[B]

Yeah. I also think Kyle like shockingly hasn't joined the bandwagon against Amanda because he just like did love her for so long. And that was like what I saw on that first couple. Couple of minutes on in the city. Like it was actually made Kyle look really good. Like he just sort of refuses to hate her and. That's sweet.

[A]

Yeah. And he still loves her. I think. Like I said, I think he would take her back.

[B]

I think he would do.

[A]

Which is crazy because they had the most miserable life.

[B]

Well, it's like trauma bonding.

[A]

You think so?

[B]

It's like how when you like are kidnapped and then you get free, like you kind of miss your kidnapper.

[A]

I don't think that's what it is for him. I don't think that she's his kidnapper.

[B]

No. No. But it's like you miss the thing.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You know, I don't know.

[A]

You would have thought like he to be happy, to be free, go meet a girl who likes to go out and is bubbly.

[B]

Or by the way, what if you just didn't meet a girl like you clearly like being single.

[A]

Oh, that's true.

[B]

Like just why don't you just go be single?

[A]

No, but what if I think he would want to do all of these things with a girl by his side at the same level of energy that he has.

[B]

Well, he needs to take like a 19 year old because it's his insane.

[A]

Goes out and flirts. He's not like flirty.

[B]

No.

[A]

Right. He's not like touchy like Jesse and Wes, like can't stop touching everyone.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

He just wants to have fun. I think he would love to have fun with someone by his side.

[B]

Summer should be fun.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Lindsay. Lindsay. But it's like my brother. Yeah.

[A]

I mean, it is like her brother.

[B]

Yeah. Just quickly back to him taking her home to like meet her family. I feel like much like Sierra, like Amanda's probably like really caught up in this. Like, he took me home to meet his family and I don't really know. I guess she, like, she can't think too hard about him because, like, she'll start to hate him. Like, even what he did to her. What we think at the reunion, like, not defending her hanging around to dry but like, that must be. They are cell mates.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

They can't think too hard about each other because, like, she'll come to the conclusion like he's awful. Well, hopefully she will. And he'll come to the conclusion that he just doesn't like her. And the reunion trailers, everyone's alluding to, like him having had a girlfriend while starting to see Amanda. Is that the girl with the horse hair tie?

[A]

Perhaps?

[B]

Okay.

[A]

To me that doesn't mean anything. I don't know. Horse hair girl.

[B]

Me neither.

[A]

I'm not going to take up for. And maybe he did have a girlfriend and then like fell in love with Amanda. That that could happen. That's like normal betrayal, you know?

[B]

Right.

[A]

It's like a normal degree of operating. Operating poorly in a relationship.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Not the best friend on both ends. The marriage, the co working cast, brother, sister.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You know what I mean? So I actually don't give a shit if he was seeing someone. If anything, it makes it like, first of all, he was committed. So is he entering like a phase of commitment?

[B]

Right.

[A]

And second, it makes it like that their relationship stronger that like he was. Had to leave this girl to be with Amanda.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Not just like she was only the. The only port in a storm.

[B]

Right. Real Housewives of Rhode island reunion seating chart came out. I saw it was interesting.

[A]

We have Liz and Alicia next to Andy. Right.

[B]

On either respective couches.

[A]

Yes. Then next to Liz we have Jo, Ellen and Rula. And then next to Alicia we have Rula. Then next to Jo, Ellen we have Kelsey. Next to Rula is Rosie. Rosie. And then Ashley.

[B]

Next to Rosie is Ashley. Yeah. Like, seven's a tough number.

[A]

Yeah. No, next to Kelsey's. Ashley Right next to Rosie.

[B]

That's her friend.

[A]

Oh, on the other side. Yeah. Oh, okay. So it's Liz, Jo, Ellen and Kelsey. Dream team.

[B]

Wow. I disagree.

[A]

Dream team.

[B]

Alicia. Actually, I don't think there is a dream team to be had on either of these couches. Because, like, I'm certainly not on.

[A]

I like Jo Ellen.

[B]

I like Joellen too. I don't. I still don't like Kelsey. And I'm not like dying for Liz.

[A]

I'm not dying for Liz. But she's smart. Sharpshooter. I wouldn't want to be on her bad side.

[B]

I will say the thing about Rhode island is that I don't think I really like any of them at all.

[A]

Like, even though Rhode island dominated my week, like, I couldn't find one of them to be my queenie. Like, ordinarily, like, not a queenie amongst them.

[B]

No, no, no, no, no.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And are we ever going to find out what happened with West Grandma? Maybe she, Amanda went home to like talk about that. That's really crazy. His cousin's in jail for manslaughter. Like, can we.

[A]

His grandma's dead.

[B]

Step grandma, but still. Of course.

[A]

No, but I think she's grandfather's girlfriend. The grandma who raised him.

[B]

No, no, grandfather's girlfriend.

[A]

Long term girlfriend. Long term. Define long term.

[B]

10 years.

[A]

Like long term granny, whatever.

[B]

All that to say. Are we gonna like get a follow up or anything?

[A]

I'm sure.

[B]

Yeah, we better.

[A]

Also, people were saying that the reason they were all crying leaving the house is because in the city was starting and they figured that probably Kyle, Amanda Lindsay wouldn't be back on Summer House, that there would be a changing of

[B]

the guards and that the house is for sale. I believe Bravo's contract with the house is up.

[A]

The house is for sale and I

[B]

saw that the house is for sale. While I wonder why the person selling it is selling it, I imagine it's a big money maker for them because when you have a house in the Hamptons, renting it out for the summer, not on to a TV show is a huge money maker. But I'm sure Bravo pays a premium. They beat the out of that house and they have to install all these cameras. I heard the garage is like a war room.

[A]

Yeah, but even maybe they fell on hard financials. Yeah, like they're selling it for five, six million dollars. Maybe they need that money. That's different than a couple hundred by the summer house.

[B]

House. Like, honestly.

[A]

Well, like the more you look at the inside of the house on the show, like, the uglier it is. Yeah.

[B]

No, but the property, it's on Deerfield. It's on like a really major road in. In like technically Watermill. And it's a huge house with an amazing backyard. So it's a good Investment. But you're like a cultural spectacle. People drive by all the time. Every time I've ever driven by, there's like, cars outside.

[A]

Oh, really?

[B]

Yeah. So like, who wants.

[A]

Well, maybe it's like the cast and crew.

[B]

No. When they're not filming. I was just in the Hamptons, like, oh.

[A]

And there was people outside.

[B]

People drive by and they slow down. And like, everyone on that road is slow. Like.

[A]

Yeah, well, that's good, safe driving.

[B]

Yeah, of course, of course. But like. Like, I can't imagine somebody who's like, willing to shill out $6 million is going to buy that one. Like, I don't.

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

Unless you're a big Bravo fan and you can say, like, I brought the Bravo.

[A]

And also you can like, change it. And it needs to be.

[B]

It's old.

[A]

It needs a remodeling.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

There's so many, like, weird interior choices.

[B]

The first floor primary bedroom that has like, also a living room inside of it that they never filmed in.

[A]

Yeah. Cuz they don't have the camera set up there, I guess.

[B]

Right. Yeah.

[A]

The primary, actually, that room's like, kind of nice.

[B]

Yeah. It's a weird house.

[A]

It is.

[B]

But it's a good house. It's old.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

They're gonna film next season.

[A]

And the door, the front door is broken. They should fix that.

[B]

The funny thing is that the last couple of seasons have been filmed there, but up until then they were always bopping around. Yeah. Like a season here, two seasons there, until they settled on this house. So where to next?

[A]

I mean, it does have a lot of bedrooms.

[B]

They're not allowed to film in Montauk, and I don't believe they're allowed to film in East Hampton proper.

[A]

We should stay there.

[B]

Sure. It's you. I think it's like on also on Airbnb, like for charity.

[A]

Oh, yeah, I saw that. You can, like, do a watch party there.

[B]

I'm good. My watch party is in my bed.

[A]

My watch party has ended.

[B]

Yeah. Right.

[A]

Our next story is actually some crazy big news that we've been like, not talking about until now, but Britney Spears got a dui and video came out of her DUI and her sobriety test. Yes. So new fit. It shows Britney Spears allegedly failing a sobriety test during her DUI arrest on March 4. In dash cam footage obtained by TMZ, the Grammy winner was seen being questioned by police officers before she was placed in handcuffs. She can be heard asking cops if they had her phone, which they claimed was still in her purse. Several reporters had. Several drivers had reported the singer driving when they saw her allegedly driving erratically and almost sideswiping several vehicles. They called 911, reporting an erratic person driving.

[B]

I believe she's since gotten treatment. Right. I think I remember reporting that. Yeah.

[A]

Oh, I don't even remember.

[B]

I personally don't get on the Britney train. I never really was a part of the free Britney train. And I feel like some of the people who freed Britney, like, have some explaining to do because, like, this is crazy. So I don't. I've just been off the Britney roller coaster for a really long time. So, like, I genuinely just wish her the best.

[A]

And much like Nick and Vanessa, Nick and Jessica, who wound up at the same place in their lives, like, maybe Justin and Brittany, like, could have worked out. They both just want to get DUIs.

[B]

They both just want to drink a drive. They've shared common interests. That's the baseline for any good relationship. Yeah, I love that.

[A]

It's, like, funny. Like, you just like you. You do so much and 20 years have passed, but it's like you ended up in the same. Right where you started in the same place.

[B]

And, like, what's up with Jessica Beal? Like, she's so weird to me.

[A]

Yogurt in the shower.

[B]

Oranges.

[A]

Oranges in the shower and yogurt.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[A]

And she tells us about it. Yeah.

[B]

Like, she reminds me a little bit like Blake Lively. I wonder, like, do you think she, like, loves or hates her husband? It's one or the other.

[A]

I think it's a love hate.

[B]

Yeah. Right, right. You know what I mean? Yeah. I just. I find her so bizarre. I also feel like her career, like, totally stopped.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

When she got married. And then she just recently was in that show that everyone loved. The Good Sister. Something.

[A]

And also.

[B]

And also she has, like, a show. Maybe not the good sister. The better sister.

[A]

And wasn't she in a show? Remember we watched that show, Love and Death?

[B]

Was she in that?

[A]

No, no. But, like, I think they made another version of the same story. And she was in that one.

[B]

Yes, a Hulu one.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Spookier one. Yeah. She's so weird to me, but, like,

[A]

I do feel like marrying Justin Timberlake. They became, like, such a power, like

[B]

a Ryan and Blake type versus, like,

[A]

if she just stayed being, like, a singleton actress, like, it was. Wouldn't be the same.

[B]

No. But then he obviously, like, did the whole New Orleans holding the hand of his co star thing. And then, of course, the tour.

[A]

Well, she's committed.

[B]

I like that. I like a lifetime.

[A]

I like it too. She's very committed to him and it, despite all of his indiscretions.

[B]

And you guys know, like I like, I have forgiven Justin Timberlake because that's good. I haven't forgiven Britney.

[A]

No. I mean she has to put in the work.

[B]

No. I feel bad for Rennie but like, I don't know what's right for her. It honestly sounds like she needs a conservatorship.

[A]

Yeah. Also when she was free from her conservatorship, I saw like a very compelling argument that like really swayed my opinion, which was like, listen, she's just like wants to dance in her living room. She's not hurting people. Like she's not a crazy person. Like she just wants to be weird. Like let her be weird. That's no longer the case though that she's now going to be hurting people.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So I have to rescind.

[B]

She's taking the dancing like out of her home and that's sort of where we draw the line for as long

[A]

as she stays home. But I guess like staying home like makes her in a crazier. No, that's like house arrest.

[B]

She needs a conservatorship. She needs something. I don't know what she needs. And it's like, it's terrible that like all these she is in this position that she's in like through no choices of her own. Like her life was ruined but that like, I don't know, there's no one good around her wishing her the best.

[A]

Are you ready for our fourth story?

[B]

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[A]

Yep.

[B]

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[A]

Oh, Hint.

[B]

Oh, I'm excited about this. Ben put me on to him. It's one of our favorite drinks, so it's really. It's gonna take over your life. It's so good. One sip and then you need more. So they have a ton of different flavors. They have watermelon, pineapple, BlackBerry, grape, or peach, raspberry. It's this very subtle, delicious taste of flavor. A hint, if you will.

[A]

Will.

[B]

It's crisp water with a delicate whisper of food that makes your brain immediately want another. Suddenly, you're gonna be pacing around your kitchen looking for a bottle. So it starts innocently. One sip, and then you're thinking about it, constantly craving it, asking yourself, what is this feeling so sudden anew? Well, it's hint water. The peach raspberry flavor is definitely one of my favorites. The second it touch my lips, you know, you ascend. It's a subtle, juicy, refreshing, refreshing moment. Like your body finally understood what hydration was supposed to feel like. You guys know how hard it is to drink water. I need it to be more exciting than just water alone. And hint is the dangerous part is that it has no sugar, no sweeteners, and no calories. It's literally just water infused with the essence of fruit. That's it. Somehow it tastes like a treat. While technically being responsible drink water drinking behavior. So we've been seduced by water. Hint is no sugar, no sweeteners, no calories. Just water with fruit essences. Water that makes you crave water. Try hint. Now available [e-mail] and available in stores nationwide. You've definitely seen it. You would recognize the bottle. It's Drink Hint. D R I N K H I N. You can now shop online. Drink hint.com and of course, available in stores nationwide. Drink hint. Mmm. Water.

[A]

Drink turt. What if you drank Turt?

[B]

She's. She's not for everyone. She's an acquired taste. If you don't like her, acquire some taste.

[A]

Acquire some style.

[B]

That too.

[A]

Our fourth story, you know, the quiet

[B]

style, said that her username is inspired by Ramona.

[A]

Is it?

[B]

Yeah, I read that somewhere.

[A]

I once saw a video of acquired and Ramona meeting.

[B]

You're kidding.

[A]

No. Oh.

[B]

So, yeah, like, that's a part of her lore.

[A]

But, like. But there was nothing about the acquired being discussed. It was more so about, like, Ramona talking About these two gorgeous blonde twins. It was like, of course, Ramona.

[B]

Like your grandmother explaining a tick tock.

[A]

No, she was like, these gorgeous girls.

[B]

I was literally watching her run his Instagram stories this morning. She's painting her apartment.

[A]

Oh, what color?

[B]

She's back in the city. She just said, like, you're not gonna notice a difference, like, in pictures. And maybe not even just like, fresh.

[A]

Oh, interesting.

[B]

She had moved all of her furniture to the center of the room. She's so fun.

[A]

She's back in the city.

[B]

She's in New York. Yeah.

[A]

Oh, interesting.

[B]

You know, she snowbirds. Like, she's in the Hamptons, so she's probably like. She said she was going to a bunch of doctors. She probably has, like, all of her appointments in the city before she heads out to the Hamptons for the summer.

[A]

Oh, how nice. And maybe they stopped filming Golden Light. Definitely. It's. I think they're all like, snowbirds. Yeah. I guess that's the point.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Cute.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Our next story, the Odyssey, is coming out. We haven't talked about it, but the leading ladies are going elemental on the Elle magazine. They did four covers of the four leading ladies. Elemental. They are all dressed like the elements. Water, Fire.

[B]

I don't know anything about the Odyssey. Like, I didn't read it, Homer. Yeah. The Iliad of the Odyssey. Like, that's the extent of my knowledge.

[A]

And the Odyssey is a great journey.

[B]

And who are the four leading ladies?

[A]

They are Anne Hathaway, of course. Zendaya.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Lupita Nyong' o and Charlize Ferrin.

[B]

Oh, wow. Like, those are the girls.

[A]

Yes. So they each pose for four separate Elle magazine covers that represent the elements. Water.

[B]

And let me.

[A]

So this is Anne Hathaway for water.

[B]

Okay. She looks thirsty.

[A]

Then we have Zendaya being Earth.

[B]

Earth. Yeah, Very.

[A]

She looks hot.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. Then we have Lupita being fire.

[B]

That's beautiful cover.

[A]

That is beautiful. And then we have Charlize being Air. That's.

[B]

I saw Charlize, like, say that thing about Timothy in the Ballerinas. Like, I find her annoying. I never had, like, a feeling about her. Now my feelings are negative.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

And I'm just protective of my. My best friend's boyfriend, you know, 100. Someone whom I, like, have parallel lives with.

[A]

That's why. And it's not like she, like, wades in to conversation often.

[B]

No.

[A]

So, like, don't. Yeah.

[B]

And it's like when celebrities pile on other celebrities with, like, cancel culture. I just think it's so dumb. Cuz, like, you're always next, so no one's gonna feel bad for you when, like, when you were, like, joining the fun when it was Timothy's turn. But, like, oh, somebody didn't like something you said while promoting the Odyssey?

[A]

Like, no. And also, it's like sometimes, you know, the silence is deafening. But nobody was waiting to hear what Charlize talked about.

[B]

She's not a former ballerina.

[A]

About what Timothy said.

[B]

It has nothing to do with her. Now she can't help if maybe someone asked her in an interview.

[A]

Probably couldn't escape the question.

[B]

She has every right to have an opinion.

[A]

And she probably couldn't escape the questions everybody asking her. What is the. The number one ballerina? Think about what he said about ballet.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Charlize.

[B]

I just hate when celebrities, like, perpetuate a culture that, like, ultimately ends up hurting them. Like, how stupid you.

[A]

Yeah. I was really thinking yesterday, like, you really need to watch the Italian Job.

[B]

Why? Which movies you just, like, would love it. Oh, okay. My content.

[A]

I know you guys love watching movies, and, like, with the weekend's coming up,

[B]

we just watch Remarkably Red Creatures, but,

[A]

yeah, you need to watch the Italian Job. Okay.

[B]

I actually need to write down my full contemplate list, so I need to read Bell Burden, which I'm doing, by the way.

[A]

Strangers by Bell Burden. We call it Coppers because of something Claudia said. But, like, there's not a sequel to Strangers. It's just strange.

[B]

A friend of mine texted me who listens to the show. She's like, is there a Pal Burden sequel? No, sorry, my bad.

[A]

Coppers is strange.

[B]

My books are Lena Dunham and Hayden Panettiere.

[A]

Right. Yes. But you need to watch a movie after, like, Remarkable.

[B]

Just. Right. Remarkably Bright Creatures and the Italian Job. Who's in it?

[A]

Mark Wahlberg? Charlize Theron.

[B]

Okay, I'll watch it. It's on my list.

[A]

I think I. Jason Statham. I think Donald Sutherland. And when, you know, he. When he's in something, you know, it's quality.

[B]

Dumbledore.

[A]

President Snow.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

He.

[B]

For Sutherland's dad.

[A]

Yeah. And he passed, so to honor him posthumously. You really should watch it, because it's, like, Kingsman, like, it's that sort of.

[B]

You know, I've been chasing the high of Kingsman, like, ever since I saw that film.

[A]

So I think that, like, Kingsman was chasing the high of Italian Job.

[B]

Okay. You know what? I'll do my best to watch it this weekend. I have so much to do. I have to watch Kylie's in The comments.

[A]

Do you think Claudia is going to like Italian Job? She loves Kingsman.

[B]

I probably will.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Those are the fantastic stories, and I agree that they were atrocious, but I feel like we made the best of them.

[A]

There's still one more.

[B]

You're kidding.

[A]

There's still one more.

[B]

It's not about the journey. It's about the destination.

[A]

It's about the Odyssey.

[B]

Was that the fourth story?

[A]

No, no, it's. It's not about the journey.

[B]

Oh, right. It's about the Odyssey.

[A]

Yeah, the Odyssey.

[B]

What's the fifth?

[A]

Hooters is rebranding. This is something I as a family friendly restaurant. As the CEO says, we've never switched from being a neighbor, neighborhood, place, but now they are rebranding to be a family friendly destination.

[B]

When I read about the rebrand, it sounds like they're really trying to be like, an Applebee's. Applebee's, like, is your local.

[A]

They sort of, like, are Applebee's, like, with titties. Yeah.

[B]

And so I don't know. I've never been to a Hooters. One, because I don't like wings, and that's, I think, their specialty. And two, because it always felt like walking into a strip club.

[A]

Like, but it's not actually. And it's not even titties. It's like, just the uniform. Iconic uniform. Yeah.

[B]

But it became, like, a place for disgusting men to go to, like, stare at women.

[A]

But it's really not a strip club.

[B]

So are they gonna get rid of the uniforms? It's, like, crazy, because while I think they have to in order to become a family friendly place, it's like, the one most iconic thing about them.

[A]

So you're willing to change it, but

[B]

maybe, like, titties don't sell the bills. Pay the bills.

[A]

Yeah. I mean, these days, I mean, boobs are back.

[B]

I'm sorry.

[A]

They said maybe they're gonna show.

[B]

They said that, like, they unintentionally became, like, this sort of, like, sexy place. It was always meant to be. But I'm sorry, with the logo, like, literally being Bo Hooters, like, the two o's, I guess.

[A]

But it's also the owl's eyes. Like, you could say it's the owl's eyes.

[B]

And what would an owl have to do with Hooters? What do they have to do with wings?

[A]

What is Applebee's have to do with wings?

[B]

Applebee's is like, I feel. I feel that Hooters is, like, trying to come for Applebee's next because like, if you've ever been inside an Applebee's, you know that it like takes on the neighborhood that it's in. Like, it's a very local spot. Like, it's a very. Like, people love it. I love. I love Applebee's. Yeah. And I feel like I'm always welcoming more types of places like this. Like a Cheesecake Factory, a BJ's brew house. Like, I love restaurants like this. So great. Like I welcome. But it's. It's a high bar.

[A]

Yeah. The CEO says updated uniforms and menu improvements are intended to build. Rebuild trust.

[B]

Yeah. Menu improvements.

[A]

Yeah. Always good. Like refresh your menu. I'll come check it out.

[B]

I. I'll definitely come. Patreon.

[A]

Patreon. Improved Hooters.

[B]

Yeah. Let us know when they've rolled out.

[A]

I do feel like Hooters is very Florida. Why do I feel that way?

[B]

I feel like there's just one on every corner. They must either be like founded here or they have like their most locations here.

[A]

Yeah. Or they just thrive here.

[B]

Yeah. I mean, it's so Florida.

[A]

It is.

[B]

Especially because like with those tiny little uniforms, you can't be living in like Alaska. Working Hooters. No, not the Alaska.

[A]

It's not like a year round, no establishment. It's just like seasonal and.

[B]

Absolutely.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But they're gonna Alaskan summers.

[A]

They need to find a way to update the uniform while still like maintaining the iconic nature of it.

[B]

Agreed. I don't know how they'll do that, but good luck. They definitely should partner with Brittany Cartwright. She's I feel like the most famous girl.

[A]

That's the old.

[B]

Yeah, I know, I know.

[A]

That's the old. Tutors, let's dive into Queenie.

[B]

And we need the week. I'm really excited. Our final segment of the week where Jackie and I just like to take a look at the week. You know, at a glance, sum it up, put a nice little bow on it. We give out two awards. Queenie of the week and Winnie of the week. They're pretty self explanatory. I don't feel like I have to explain to you guys. You're not dumb.

[A]

And I hope like you watch. I hope you watch often enough that you. That you know this segment.

[B]

Now I'm very curious to see if Jackie's gonna continue her streak of like four weeks in a row not giving like a Queenie or a weenie.

[A]

No, I. I picked. But I do want honorary mention for Queenie to Spencer proud again.

[B]

Oh, my God. Okay.

[A]

I just love you.

[B]

Can't give the same.

[A]

No, I. I have a separate queenie. But, like, let me just tell you, I don't even think that this queenie is more queenie than Spencer Pratt.

[B]

I saw an interview this morning where Spencer Prowess asked, like, who is, like, a modern. No. Who's a politician that, like, you look up to? And he said, jesus Christ. And the guy was, like, so annoyed. He was like, no, really, like, which modern politician? Spencer was like, I don't look at a singular modern politician and, like, want to be like them for sure.

[A]

And also, like, that question is a trap.

[B]

Absolutely.

[A]

And they do try and trap him a lot.

[B]

Yeah. And he will not say whether he's a Republican or Democrat. He said, I'm an angel, Angelino.

[A]

I'm an Angelina.

[B]

And it's a nonpartisan race. Like, you don't run as a Republican or a Democrat. So he's like, he's.

[A]

No, you do run.

[B]

No, you don't. There's no symbols on the ballot, like, really run as a political party. A lot of mayor. The mayor of Miami is a nonpartisan race.

[A]

I didn't know that.

[B]

Yeah. So he's like, they keep trying to make me partisan and binary, and he says, I'm not doing it, while also

[A]

saying, like, you know, we. We should not be divided.

[B]

Right. But it's a nonpartisan race.

[A]

Okay, well, he is still my honorary Queenie, but that's not my queenie. That's not my Queenie of this week. My Queenie of this week is someone who had a fantastic week and it seems like a fantastic year and stayed congruous with all of his beliefs and everything he said that he was. And that's Jaylen Brown from Love Island.

[B]

Oh, I agree. It's nice when people tell you who they are and they're not lying.

[A]

Yeah. And I just am, so.

[B]

I thought you were gonna see Jalen Brunson.

[A]

I'm like, I'm so thrilled for him that he found love even though it was not with Orlandria.

[B]

Yeah. And honestly, him finding love with someone who's not Elantra, like, almost makes Elantra eligible for weenie of the week.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

That she, like, let him go.

[B]

Discarded.

[A]

Discarded.

[B]

Like, absolutely.

[A]

A real man. Yeah. Who wanted the things he said he wanted.

[B]

Absolutely.

[A]

And the things that I think she wants.

[B]

Absolutely. And, like, they're both Southern. Like, it makes me sick. Now, my weenie of the week is just a little woman named Mariska Hargitay. I don't know if you know about her. So Mariska Hargitay is obviously a huge Knicks fan, and she always goes to, like, courtside games. But Jaylen Brunson, who's, like, the number one player on the Knicks, like, he rebuilt his franchise. Ben was telling me that he actually took, like, a little bit of a salary cut so they could, like, get more good players. Like, he's a real king. He's obsessed with Marisha Hargitay. And, like, all these celebrities come to the game. Kylie, Timothy, and the only one he cares about is Mariska. And so she's been doing press. She's, like, promoting something, and he's been doing press, like, talking about. And all he talks about is mar. And I just saw a video. She was at the game last night where, like, they crushed. I feel like, you know, like, how Samson, when he cuts his hair, like, he loses all of his power. Mariska is, like, the most important figure in Jalen Brunson's life, aside from, like, his wife and child. And I love their friendship. They had, like, the biggest hug. He, like, runs to her at the end of the game. So when he wins, it's, like, actually really sweet. And I love her, and she's my queen for that. And, like, you know, there's a lot riding on her. I feel like New York relies on Mariska a lot, ordinarily, to solve crimes, of course, but she is sort of like. People don't include her in, like, the Ben Stiller Timothy. Like, she's up there. She's the biggest. And Jalen Brunson has said many times, like, he needs her there, and she comes.

[A]

That's very sweet. It's really weirder than Shannon's presence in my party.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

Now I'm so excited for my weenie of the week, because my winning of the week goes to somebody who I feel now is never beating the deadbeat allegations. And I believe everything else Hewitt has said, because I heard the most vile clip of Pete Davidson doing stand up, talking about becoming a father. And, yeah, that's something a deadbeat would say. I'm sorry I ever doubted you, Elsie. Like, Team Elsie. Let's start to go fund me for Elsie. I don't know how recently the clip is from, but it's post fatherhood. And he talks about how he has a daughter. And he says, like, having a daughter makes it really hard to watch porn in front of her, but I do it anyway. People are so disgusting. And I'm sorry, Holly. Hollywood's never beating the pedophilia allegations, and I just want to Say, Pete Davidson, I never liked you, and you're a deadbeat, and you're disgusting, and I never thought you were cute either. And, like, if you were a woman, you would seriously be, like, still doing open mics at the most random comedy. You're not funny, you're not talented, you're not handsome, and you're not a good dad. You're literally a deadbeat, and I think you're disgusting. Yeah. And, like, why can't people associated with SNL stop making jokes about pedophilia? Like, not to be, like, woke, but it's not funny. And, like, oh, I was just seeing, like, Chelsea Handler going off on, like, a lot of the comedians from the Roast of Kevin Hart, like, calling them, like, misogynistic and racist, and she was just sort of being, like, a weenie about, like, you know, don't, girl. Don't be in a roast. Like, that's the whole thing. And it's like, we need that energy for the jokes about pedophilia. Stop watching porn in front of your kids. It's disgusting. That's your toasters, guy.

[A]

Does anyone else feel like the Roast of Kevin Hart was, like, kind of a flop except to, like, get all these comedians in trouble with each other?

[B]

They're all fighting.

[A]

Yeah. Like that. Did anyone actually watch the actual roast?

[B]

They did, but it was.

[A]

It was just, like, sound bites where they all just, like, pointed out things about one another that we now need to know about. You.

[B]

Yeah. Like, you went.

[A]

They all, like, sort of ruined each other. Yeah.

[B]

For what, like, one night where, like, a couple people watch it? It wasn't the, like, Tom Brady roast was huge cultural moment.

[A]

This was not huge.

[B]

No. It kind of have, like, made everyone look bad. Yeah.

[A]

And now they're, like, all fighting. Yeah.

[B]

And, like, accusing each other of being racist.

[A]

And I think they're all.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Pedophiles.

[B]

Yeah. Agreed.

[A]

Also, I saw the Pete Davidson clip, too, and he was a thought for weenie. And what's crazy is I feel like sometimes people make, like, inappropriate jokes about kids before they have kids.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And you don't realize how wrong it is until you have kids. And then you realize, like, oh, my God, you can never say that. That, like. And I feel that way. And this is something that's, like, people are talking about a lot with, like, the baby Alessi stuff.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[A]

Like, when Alex and Sophia, like, made those jokes, which were horrible, like, so inappropriate. I do think they should apologize. I can't even imagine, like, what that put, like, Lauren and Ari through at the time.

[B]

Absolutely.

[A]

But I can imagine that they were so young, they had no idea how wrong what they were doing was.

[B]

Absolutely.

[A]

But when you have a child, you then realize, like, how inappropriate, how precious these things are. Like, how you. There's not something to joke about whatsoever. So I have even, like, less respect for Pete Davidson for having a baby and making the joke.

[B]

And I do want to say, say, like, if you are going to make a joke that's, like, inappropriate about kids, it has to be the best joke ever. And his jokes were bad. That's what I mean. Like, people have lifted up this person who's, like, so average, so mid because, what, he's tall. Like, he's gotten so far. He had his own movie with Judd Apatow that flopped because he's not funny. Like, and so it just ultimately, like, originates from a lack of talent. But, like, I think a good example of, like, a joke that was, like, gross, but, like, I did think it was funny is, like, Dave Chappelle's thing about Michael Jackson.

[A]

I was thinking the same thing.

[B]

I always reference that because it's insane. It's the most out of pocket shit. But it was funny. It's, like, undeniably funny.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So you just. You. You can laugh at it because it's funny. Pete Davidson's thing, like, wasn't funny. It's just, like, you're disgusting.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So seriously, he's my new number one op, Deadbeat Davidson, and I fucking hate him.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, why don't you go home, stop watching porn. Maybe you're not a present dad because you can't stop watching porn.

[A]

Right.

[B]

Who talks about porn when they have a kid? Like, and also who watches porn after they're, like, 22.

[A]

No. And, like, in the same breath as

[B]

you became a dad to a daughter.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, my God. I think he's disgusting. Like, my new number one. Like, literally above Ruffalo.

[A]

Wow. Wow.

[B]

Like, so disgusting. And I feel like. I'm sorry I ever doubted. Doubted it. Miss Elsie Hewitt. Like, you're right, girl. Like, what can I do for you? You want to come work at the Toast? Like, what do you want? We can give you health insurance. Like, we actually can't, but, like, we will.

[A]

No. Oh, no. Kelsey's ex is paying for her health insurance. Right, Kelsey? I was like, is Pete paying for Kelsey's Elsie?

[B]

It's a confusing name. Who's your weenie?

[A]

My weenie's Harry Styles. Like, really had a real fumble of a week. Yeah.

[B]

I keep seeing more videos.

[A]

Hers, like, it's just a fumble of a week.

[B]

It's just. It's so ick. And I feel like there was a time where, like, he couldn't do anything, he couldn't wear anything that people wouldn't say was, like, so amazing and cool. And he's just doing all these things now that, like, I know people back in the day, like, would have died for and just lohangy for. Did you see the video of him talking about when he lost his virginity to, like, a specific song?

[A]

What was the song?

[B]

I don't know. He was honoring some artists who I'd never heard of being like. And you know, talking about he was introducing them to get their award and he was like, I lost my virginity to and you know, we all would have died to hear about, like, Harry. And it's like, yucky.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

He's just giving the tmi.

[B]

Yeah, he's giving the ick.

[A]

Keep it to yourself.

[B]

Yeah. So that's our weenie. Love to see us with. Who is your queenie?

[A]

Jaylen.

[B]

Yeah, right. Thank you guys so much for listening to the toast the minimum share we dou the fastest everybody Friday news. You watching us on YouTube Please feel free to subscribe because video thumbs up. We're also available as podcast and we podcast we found out Spotify public radio place podcast associate f weekly towns where we are. Hope you guys have an amazing, amazing day and we will see you tomorrow.

[A]

Love ya. Bye.