Podcast Summary: The Toast – "Death, Taxes and The Selenators" (December 10, 2024)
Hosted by Jackie & Claudia Oshry
1. Navigating Remote Podcasting
The episode opens with Jackie and Claudia discussing their challenges and dynamics of remote podcasting versus in-person sessions. Claudia expresses her discomfort with recording in person, jokingly stating, "I hate podcasting with you in person" (00:24), while Jackie acknowledges their increased productivity when apart: "We are too scared of each other" (00:52). They reflect on their seamless transition to remote setups and tease improvements in upcoming episodes due to their physical separation.
2. Apple Podcasts Mislabeling Issue
A notable point of discussion revolves around Apple Podcasts incorrectly listing Goldie Hawn as a recurring guest. Jackie points out the confusion, stating, "Goldie Hawn was on the show," 02:03, leading to humorous speculation about reaching out to her. Claudia quips, "Made honest men out of apple," highlighting the absurdity of the mislabeling.
3. Upcoming Episodes and Potential Album Project
The hosts preview their upcoming content, including a recap of "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" and possibly "Southern Charm." They also delve into the idea of producing a children's entertainment album, emphasizing their complementary strengths: Jackie envisions herself managing and focusing on educational content, while Claudia would handle the entertainment aspects. Jackie muses, "It would literally do nothing for us other than bring joy" (04:27), highlighting the project's joy-driven motivation over revenue.
4. Fast Five Stories
This segment covers the top five stories the hosts deem essential for their listeners.
a. Golden Globe Nominations
Jackie and Claudia critique the Golden Globe nominations, expressing disappointment over what they perceive as subpar choices. Claudia laments, "I don't feel like the movie was adequately marketed towards me" (22:18), referencing the limited appeal of nominated films like "Challengers" and praising "Wicked." They highlight the dominance of Emilia Perez with ten nominations, criticizing the lack of representation and quality in other nominees. Jackie succinctly sums up their sentiment: "Three things you can be certain of. Death, taxes, and the Selenators coming for you" (20:58).
b. Time’s Person of the Year Short List
The hosts analyze Time magazine's Person of the Year short list, expressing skepticism about the choices. Kamala Harris and Kate Middleton are discussed, with Jackie noting, "She wasn't visible. So xx Elon" (41:38), suggesting that figures like Elon Musk or Donald Trump are more likely candidates. They observe the absence of prominent celebrities, reflecting a shift towards political and business leaders amidst a politically charged year.
c. Ariana Grande’s Miscommunicated Interview
Ariana Grande's recent interview mishap during a "Wicked" press tour is dissected. Jackie recounts Ariana's confusion, "I didn't understand the first sentence" (50:09), leading to a viral moment misinterpreted by the audience. The hosts discuss how both Ariana and the interviewer were unclear about the term "holding space," ultimately finding humor in the situation and emphasizing the importance of context in communication.
d. Jamie Foxx’s Netflix Special
Jackie introduces Jamie Foxx’s new Netflix special, "Jamie Foxx. What Had Happened," where he opens up about a critical health scare. Claudia summarizes Foxx's experience: "He was having a brain bleed that has led to a stroke" (55:26). The hosts express admiration for Foxx's resilience and candidness in discussing his near-death experience, highlighting the emotional depth he brings to his comedy special.
e. Netflix’s Christmas Day Football Event
The duo covers Netflix’s ambitious plan to broadcast live NFL games on Christmas Day, featuring on-air talent like comedians Bert Kreischer and Nate Bargoyne. Jackie expresses skepticism about the quality and selection of broadcasters, mentioning, "I feel like they're really limited in who they can bring on air" (60:36). Claudia jokes about the absence of diverse female sports casters, urging Netflix to include more varied voices in their coverage.
5. Dear Toasters Segment
In the "Dear Toasters" advice segment, listeners send in personal dilemmas seeking guidance.
a. Listener 1: Navigating Weight Loss Conversations
A listener shares discomfort over her boyfriend praising her weight loss medication, Ozempic, during Thanksgiving, feeling exposed and embarrassed. Jackie advises recognizing this behavior as a red flag: "You're saying you don't like me, like, as I am," (69:57). Claudia echoes the sentiment, emphasizing the importance of open communication and evaluating the relationship's health.
b. Listener 2: Miscommunicated Affection in New Relationship
Another listener is unsure if her casual "love you bye" was misunderstood as genuine affection. Jackie suggests incorporating their podcast's communication style to clarify intentions without over-analyzing, stating, "You're not lying. So you have to stage a clip for you to play," (75:03). Claudia recommends maintaining honesty and subtlety to ensure mutual understanding.
Conclusion
Jackie and Claudia wrap up the episode with reflections on their discussions, reiterating the importance of clear communication and setting healthy boundaries in personal relationships. They encourage listeners to engage with their "Dear Toasters" segment for ongoing support and advice.
Notable Quotes:
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Claudia on in-person podcasting discomfort:
“I hate podcasting with you in person." (00:24) -
Jackie on the Apple Podcasts mislabeling:
“Goldie Hawn was on the show." (02:03) -
Jackie on Golden Globes skepticism:
“Three things you can be certain of. Death, taxes, and the Selenators coming for you." (20:58) -
Claudia on relationship red flags:
“You’re saying you don’t like me, like, as I am." (69:57)
Timestamps:
- Introduction to Remote Podcasting: 00:01 – 01:02
- Apple Podcasts Issue: 02:03 – 02:38
- Upcoming Episodes & Album Project: 04:27 – 06:53
- Fast Five Stories: 10:57 – 76:18
- Dear Toasters Segment: 68:36 – 81:46
Note: Timestamps correspond to the beginning of each segment in the transcript.