Podcast Summary: The Toast — "Does Djerf Have The Cream?" (April 7, 2026)

Hosts: Jackie & Claudia Oshry
Podcast: The Toast (Dear Media)
Date: April 7, 2026

Episode Overview

In this lively Tuesday episode, Jackie and Claudia cover everything from pop culture scandals and celebrity feuds to the ever-shifting world of influencers. The centerpiece intrigue? A discussion of cancellation culture and whether fashion influencer Matilda Djerf still “has the cream” after her workplace scandal. The sisters analyze pop culture news, real-life drama, and their most “turdy” observations on celebrity, TV, and internet trends. True to form, the episode features sharp banter, plenty of inside jokes, and a handful of memorable rants.

Key Discussion Points & Memorable Segments

1. Driver's License Weights and Useless Bureaucracy

• [01:04] Claudia and Jackie banter about California IDs listing weight, noting how irrelevant and easily falsifiable that info is.
  • Claudia: “It's self reported. Lol. It's not verified or measured by the DMV... Once I gain weight, the first thing I'm doing is going to the DMV." (01:32)
  • Jackie: "No wonder they have, like, billions in, like, lost taxpayer dollars. Where does the money go? It's like them printing out people's irrelevant weights." (01:53)

2. Money Habits and “Fiscally Responsible” Flexes

• Claudia retells her extravagant trip to St. Barts and debates with Jackie about who is more of a spender.
  • Claudia: “No because I’m not cheap. Like, I have multiple Birkins.” (03:06)

3. Reality TV & Pop Culture Deep Dives

• Ashley Iaconetti’s Relationship Backstory
  • Claudia recaps Ashley’s persistence with her now-husband, calling it “insane,” and both analyze the unique arc of their relationship. (03:44)
• Jury Duty Presents — Failed TV Experiment
  • Claudia reviews the spinoff. Verdict? “It’s bad. Like, the jury duty thing was so incredible...I just wish they just let it be.” (06:30-06:56)
  • Jackie: "They couldn't achieve it again. And now in hindsight, I'm like, seriously, what's the point?" (06:56)
• Jon Hamm & Subscriptions Rant
  • Claudia gripes about streaming services dropping episodes weekly, threatening to cancel and resubscribe repeatedly. (08:00)

4. Social Media Scandal: Haley Beck Arrest

[10:04–13:40]

• Claudia explains the viral drama with Noah Beck’s sister, Haley, a teacher in Arizona arrested for sexual misconduct with an 18-year-old student.
  • Claudia: “She’s like, fully admitting to having a full sexual relationship with this child. And it's actually crazy because the student is low-key funny… He literally will write to her, like, you are weird. You are gross." (12:06, 13:08)
  • Jackie: “Imagine finding out your sister’s a pedophile. Like, that’s insane.” (12:40)

5. NASA Moon Mission & Pop Science

• Emotional story about astronauts orbiting the moon and naming a crater after a crew member’s deceased wife, Carol. (14:00)
  • Claudia: “Because they’re the first to have discovered it, they’re naming it after one of the astronaut’s deceased wife…so it’s called the Carol.” (14:19)
• Nostalgic “Young Sheldon” Tangent, linking pop culture to space travel and Elon Musk jokes. (15:20–17:17)

6. Fast 5 Pop Culture Stories

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I. Vogue Cover: Meryl Streep & Anna Wintour

• Anna Wintour (in a rare move) joins Meryl — as Miranda Priestly — on the Vogue cover for the new “Devil Wears Prada 2.”
  • Claudia: “I feel like I can’t remember a Vogue cover that was actually really culturally relevant and shocking. This is shocking to me.” ([25:04])
  • Jackie critiques Anna’s shift from "shunning" the original movie to now co-signing the sequel: "It is a little losery to do such an about-face." ([27:35])

II. “Strangers” Book Hype

• The hosts struggle to find the book on Goodreads, debate literary FOMO, and note that Gwyneth Paltrow is set to star in its adaptation. ([26:05])

III. Cancel Culture: Did Djerf Have the Cream?

(Main Theme)

• The hosts dissect influencer Matilda Djerf’s career in the wake of toxic workplace allegations.
  • Claudia: “Matilda Jerf is a great example... Canceled and didn’t bounce back. I thought Djerf was cream.” ([30:25], [37:20])
  • Jackie: “She has the most iconic hair. But... I guess it wasn’t creamy enough.” ([31:53])
  • The conversation launches into who “truly” gets canceled, with Chrissy Teigen and Danielle Bernstein as secondary case studies.

IV. Internet Drama: Tennis WAGs

• Jackie and Claudia gossip over drama between “twin-blonde” tennis girlfriends Paige Lorenz and Morgan—whose relationships and social media moves fuel speculation in their very specific influencer “tennis aesthetic.” ([32:00–33:48])

V. “Fast 5” Continues: Chloe Fineman & Vanity Fair Scandal

• Chloe Fineman (SNL) faces backlash after Vanity Fair edits a video where she confesses to pantsing a six-year-old at camp.
  • Jackie: “The way she’s telling the story... the fact that she doesn’t see now that maybe that’s not something you should share.” ([47:04])
  • Claudia: “Chloe Fineman is weird. She’s like a Scientologist. Like, she’s weird.” ([47:39–48:09])
  • They critique the editorial decisions that made the cast look complicit.

7. The “Pimple Patch” Debate (Haley & Justin Bieber’s Road Collab)

• Haley and Justin Bieber are launching pimple patches with Road, prompting debate about the normalization of wearing pimple patches in public.
  • Claudia: “People have taken it really too far… showing up to business conferences with a purple star pimple patch on their face.” ([56:40])
  • Jackie: “I’m not loving the trend of just really normalizing them in everyday life. Or at least do one of the clear ones and blend it, but to just be like, hey, I have a zit, I think it's so crazy.” ([57:03])

8. “Neutrogena for Life”: Old-School Skincare Rant

• The hosts defend their long-term use of Neutrogena wipes and joke about generational divides in skincare routines. ([61:01–61:55])

9. 90s Feud Tea: Carolyn Bessette & Gwyneth Paltrow

• The hosts discuss a recent article about the rumored feud between Carolyn Bessette and Gwyneth Paltrow at Calvin Klein.
  • Claudia: “Sorry, all the Gwyneth Paltrow hate is so forced. Carolyn Bessette included. Like, sorry, you’re jealous.” ([64:08])
  • Jackie: “If they were always in the same orbit...and they didn’t like, kiki, that’s because they hated each other.” ([64:31])

10. Dear Toasters: Weekly Advice Segment

A classic “Ask the Toast” sequence filled with listener questions and the hosts’ comic commentary:

• Wild Husband Habits: Wife writes in about her husband spitting loogies into the dirty laundry bin. Both hosts are horrified.
  • Jackie: “It’s disrespectful to spit on your things...when there's plenty [of other options]... it’s a personality flaw.” ([68:21])
• Embarrassing Bedroom Incident: Listener’s husband caught, um, mid-solo-activity—Jackie urges bringing it up for laughs.
• Dad Forgets Diaper: A baby’s dad forgets to put a diaper on after bath — both hosts call it “crazy” and “negligent.” ([74:00–75:13])
• Male Listeners of The Toast: A listener wonders if her husband's Toast fandom makes him “gay” — hosts joke about pop culture, gender, and say the more the merrier.

Notable Quotes

On influencer Matilda Djerf:

• “I thought Djerf was cream. But so did she not have the cream?” — Claudia ([37:20])
• “She has like the most iconic hair. Everybody loves her hair.” — Jackie ([31:53])

On Anna Wintour:

• “It is like a little losery to do such an about-face.” — Jackie ([27:35])
• "I find Meryl more...to me, she's the editor in chief of Vogue." — Claudia ([25:32])

On Gen Z Trends:

• “It does speak to the overall, you know, deterioration of how people look in public. People used to leave the house in a petticoat, a corset, and a ball gown. Now, you're wearing a pimple patch.” — Claudia ([58:01])

On Summer House Scandal (Amanda & Wes):

• “Her decisions have been so poor.” — Claudia ([42:11])
• “I can't believe Amanda did that...I'm in disbelief...I want to hear from her.” — Jackie ([40:06–41:39])

Timestamps for Key Segments

• Driver’s License Weights: 01:04–01:53
• Rhode Island/Ashley Iaconetti Recap: 03:44–04:53
• Jury Duty TV Review: 06:30–06:56
• Haley Beck Arrest Scandal: 10:04–13:40
• NASA Moon Mission/Young Sheldon: 14:00–17:17
• Fast 5 Stories Start: 23:58
• Devil Wears Prada 2 Vogue Cover: 24:04–28:41
• Cancel Culture: Matilda Djerf/Chrissy Teigen/Danielle Bernstein: 29:54–37:32
• Chloe Fineman/Vanity Fair Scandal: 45:23–48:43
• Pimple Patch Debate (Road x Bieber): 54:52–58:32
• Neutrogena Wipes Rant: 61:01–61:55
• Bessette/Gwyneth Feud: 63:06–66:46
• Dear Toasters (Advice Segment): 67:04–80:13

Episode Tone & Energy

The conversation is dense, enthusiastic, and packed with both biting sarcasm and unfiltered real talk. Jackie and Claudia riff off each other naturally, jump from topic to topic with hilarious segues, and punctuate juicy news with their signature “turdy” commentary.

For New Listeners

This episode delivers a concentrated dose of Jackie & Claudia’s unique brand of pop culture analysis. Expect rapid-fire discussion, niche internet drama explained, surprisingly sharp takes on “cancel culture,” and the promise that, in their world, cream always rises — but only if you don’t get genuinely canceled.