The Toast — Ep. "Eating Potatoes and Doody"

Hosts: Jackie & Claudia Oshry
Date: Tuesday, March 10th, 2026
Producer: Dear Media

Episode Overview

This lively Tuesday episode of The Toast with Jackie and Claudia Oshry brings the usual blend of pop culture commentary, personal anecdotes, and candid, comedic banter. The main themes revolve around recent movie watches (notably Interstellar), the hosts’ recognition as Inc. 500 Female Founders, current viral moments on TikTok, several hot celebrity stories (including Baywatch reboot news, celebrity fashion drama, and royal family updates), and their signature “Dear Toasters” advice segment.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

Catching Up: Movies, Space, & Potatoes

• Jackie watched Interstellar for the first time
  • [00:46] Jackie reveals she finally finished Interstellar, sparking a playful breakdown of the film’s cast and confusing science fiction ending.
  • Discussion on Christopher Nolan’s works and why Jackie hasn’t watched Oppenheimer yet.
  • Notable Quote — Jackie: “When it ended, I realized I just watched a Christopher Nolan film...I think that was my first one.” [01:15]
  • [02:31] Jackie: “His daughter is played by Renesmee [from Twilight]...And you know who Renesmee becomes? Jessica Chastain.”
• Obsession with outer space movies
  • [03:49] Jackie: “There was a period like 10, five, 10 years ago where like everyone was making outer space movies.”
  • Comical review of having only seen the “bad” space movies—Ad Astra, Passengers—while missing the hits.
  • [05:02] Jackie: “It wasn’t gravity, it wasn’t shmavity, and it wasn’t Martian cavity. I’ve seen bits of the Martian where he's making potatoes and eating his duty.”
  • Running joke: “Matt Damon eating his duty in space.”

Major Milestone: The Inc. 500 Female Founders List

• [05:44] Jackson Claude announces their inclusion in the Inc. 500 Female Founders List:
  • “Did he make the Inc. 500 female founders list? No, but we did.”
  • [06:43] Jackie emphasizes authenticity’s importance: “We stay on brand by being ourselves. And that’s why authenticity is key in this business and why the female founders.”
  • Humorous reflection on being spotlighted for International Women’s Month.
  • [07:04] Discussion of Ben’s latest entrepreneurial idea via text and insights on running multiple businesses.

TikTok & Internet Culture Trends

• [09:07] Jackson shares about her sister Margot’s viral outfit-shaming TikTok moment and discusses handling internet criticism.
  • [09:44] Jackie: “At the end of the day, there’s nothing to understand. It’s a jean sweater.”
  • Parallel to The Devil Wears Prada: Margot is “cerulean and everyone else is Andy.”
• Hosts go viral for the “pout” trend
  • [11:19] Jackson: “I made a video about the pout...I’m, like, approaching 2 million views on that.”
• [12:15] Banter about “classic” phrases and pet peeves over trends like giving objects pronouns: “You buy a purse, being like, isn’t she beautiful? ...I hate that.” [12:39]

Fast 5 Stories: Commentary & Pop Culture Analysis

1. Baywatch Reboot Cast Reveal

• [19:32] Jackie: “Our first story, Baywatch reboot is coming to Fox tv, and we've got our stars.”
• Cast includes Brooks Nader and Noah Beck (playing a rookie lifeguard); skepticism about yet another reboot.
  • [20:06] Jackson: “The Baywatch franchise has sort of been like, beaded into a pulp...Wasn't there already a show? There was a movie. It's just not working. It was sort of a moment in time.”
  • [21:44] “Put Brooks Nader in the next Christopher Nolan movie. Okay, I said it.” (Jackson Claude)
• [23:43] Debate whether lifeguarding is a "job of the past"; playful disagreement about the prevalence of lifeguards.

2. Chappell Roan Claps Back at Paparazzi

• [28:10] Singer Chappell Roan films paparazzi as they swarm her in Paris.
  • [29:47] Jackson: “She doesn't like being famous...so, you know, maybe we should all just stop because she doesn’t like it.”
  • Discussion about boundaries, paparazzi culture, and the pitfalls of celebrity; tough love, “Protect yourself or shut up. I actually can't take it anymore.” [31:58]

3. Dakota Johnson’s Calvin Klein Campaign

• [32:18] Dakota Johnson launches a provocative Calvin Klein shoot, sparking discussion of campaign strategy, comparisons to nepo baby discourse, and campaign recall.
  • [35:24] Jackie: “She's a very positive Q score. When we talk about the Nepo baby conversation...But we’re not talking about you.”
  • Discussion of Ben Platt’s family media post segues into broader thoughts on nepo privileges.

4. Royal Family & Meghan Markle Business News

• [38:09] Royal update: Beatrice and Eugenie facing royal audit, possible separation from core duties due to financial irregularities.
• [39:52] Meghan Markle’s As Ever brand and its rumored shutdown.
  • [42:34] Jackson: “It’s actually insane the amount of businesses they launch or announce and then eventually don’t even launch, or if they do, they fail. Like, it’s insane.”
  • Deep dive into their business struggles and speculation on future moves.
  • [46:53] Jackie: “I feel like with everything that they do, it’s getting worse for them...everything just makes it worse. And I don’t know that there’s something that’s going to get it back for them other than actually enjoying the privacy that they asked for.”

5. Dak Prescott’s Broken Engagement

• [51:49] Breaking relationship news: “Dak Prescott and his lady love, Sarah Jane Ramos are heartbroken after calling off their engagement five weeks before their wedding.”
  • The hosts are baffled by the abrupt split, especially as the couple has two children.
  • [53:18] Jackie: “Yeah. A two year old and a nine month old.”
  • [53:29] Jackson: “Unless it’s unforgivable… it’s giving unforgivable, like cheating, something.”

Memorable Quotes & Moments

• “It wasn’t gravity, it wasn’t shmavity, and it wasn’t Martian cavity.” — Jackie, recalling space movies [05:02]
• “Authenticity is key in this business and why the female founders.” — Jackie [06:43]
• “Protect yourself or shut up. I actually can't take it anymore.” — Jackson, about Chappell Roan’s public complaints about fame [31:58]
• “The body is tea. People really love body less bestie.” — Jackson on Dakota Johnson [35:34]
• “It’s actually insane the amount of businesses they launch or announce and then eventually don’t even launch, or if they do, they fail.” — Jackson [42:34]
• “If they just stop when they megxited and they did Oprah and they just like, were like these quiet, mysterious celebrities, they would have...” — Jackie [46:49]

Dear Toasters — Advice Segment

1. Boyfriend Runs Home to Mom After Disagreements

• [54:44] Red flag if boyfriend always goes home to his mom after relationship arguments.
  • [55:16] Jackie: “If my adult son...isn’t adulting...that means we haven’t done our job.”
  • Advice: Bring it up—avoidance shows lack of communication/maturity.

2. Husband & Best Friend’s Questionable Sleepover

• [56:52] Wife concerned by husband's “non-gay” but odd Moscato and sleepover with best friend at friend's parents’ house.
  • Not explicitly concerned for sexuality, more so about immature friendship.
  • [58:47] Jackie: “I don’t love this… He sounds like a loser—not a [gay], a straight loser.”

3. ChatGPT Wrote Birthday Card

• [60:23] Girlfriend discovers boyfriend used ChatGPT to write touching birthday card.
  • Both hosts agree: It’s endearing he wanted to express feelings nicely and asked for help (if he truly means it). Reflect on the evolving etiquette with AI.

Notable Timestamps

• [01:14] Jackie realizes she watched a Christopher Nolan film
• [05:44] Announcement of Inc. 500 Female Founder List recognition
• [09:07] TikTok outfit shaming story
• [11:19] Hosts' viral “pout” trend video
• [19:32] “Baywatch” reboot news
• [28:10] Chappell Roan paparazzi incident
• [32:18] Dakota Johnson’s Calvin Klein campaign
• [38:09] Royal Family update & charity audit
• [39:52] Meghan Markle's "As Ever" business updates
• [51:49] Dak Prescott’s split announcement
• [54:44] Start of Dear Toasters advice segment

Tone & Style

Warm, irreverent, self-aware, with signature millennial humor and quick-witted cultural commentary. The hosts blend personal anecdotes with a quick, entertaining pace.

Summary

This episode is quintessential Toast: movie talk, viral laughs, entrepreneurial pride, pop culture analysis, candid social critique, and empathetic yet comedic relationship advice. Whether discussing lifeguards, influencer drama, royal scandals, or ChatGPT love notes, Jackie and Claudia deliver smart, authentic, and genuinely funny takes for their fiercely loyal audience.