Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Toast – “Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025”

Host: Dear Media
Hosts: Jackie & Claudia Oshry
Release Date: February 14, 2025

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New Beginnings in a Professional Studio

00:01 – 03:10

Jackie and Claudia kick off the episode by expressing their excitement about transitioning their beloved podcast, "The Toast," into a more professional setting. Jackie reveals that the move was inspired by Claudia's proactive idea, despite Jackie's initial reservations due to her pregnancy.

Jackie (00:25): “I was pregnant. Can I just lay at home and podcast? And she forced us to do it, and she is 100% right.”

They introduce Drew, who is handling the live switching for their new YouTube broadcasts, highlighting their commitment to leveling up their production quality.

Claudia (01:10): “It's such a treat for us to be in, like, such a professional studio and just sit down like a bunch of talent.”

The hosts emphasize the importance of this upgrade, mentioning that while most listeners tune in via podcast platforms, they're encouraging their audience to subscribe to their YouTube channel for a more immersive experience.

Personal Updates: Celebrations and Health

03:10 – 07:00

The conversation shifts to personal milestones and health updates. Claudia shares that she successfully passed her gestational diabetes test, a relief after widespread speculation.

Claudia (05:31): “And the answer is I am G.D. aladine.”

Jackie, meanwhile, talks about attending a Moroccan henna party as part of a wedding celebration in Miami, sharing her cultural experiences and the joy of participating in such traditions.

Jackie (02:14): “I ended up just watching it. When Shep brought those two girls that Austin had a threesome with to the party at Patricia's house, that's what I was watching.”

The hosts also exchange Valentine’s Day sentiments, with Jackie receiving a heartfelt message from her husband, playfully dubbed “Game Tunes Day.”

Claudia (07:55): “Happy Game Tunes Day, Angel. I love you.”

Fast Five: Top Stories You Need to Know

07:00 – 50:00

1. Jason and Kylie Kelce on “Not Gonna Lie” Podcast

Jackie and Claudia discuss a special Valentine's Day episode featuring NFL star Jason Kelce and his wife, Kylie Kelce. The couple emphasizes the importance of maintaining romance amidst the challenges of raising young children.

Claudia (21:57): “They are so real when Kylie said, ‘Always dating your spouse helps.’”

Despite acknowledging the value of the advice, Claudia humorously admits to being skeptical about its practicality amidst daily exhaustion.

2. Miles Teller’s Appearance on “Watch What Happens Live”

The hosts delve into Miles Teller’s recent appearance on Andy Cohen’s show, where Teller humorously called out Cohen for seemingly objectifying him during an interview about his role in an upcoming Michael Jackson biopic.

Claudia (30:02): “Miles said, ‘I saw you look down there, Andy, you little pervert.’”

Jackie and Claudia reflect on the dynamics of celebrity interviews, balancing humor and professionalism.

3. Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco’s Collaborative Music Efforts

Selena Gomez is making headlines with her new song “Scared of Loving You,” a collaboration with her fiancé, Benny Blanco. The duo’s partnership is seen as a fusion of Selena’s artistic reinvention and Benny’s hit-making prowess.

Jackie (33:12): “She sang well. Produce. Yeah.”

The hosts express optimism about Selena’s musical comeback, suggesting that Benny’s influence could rejuvenate her music career.

4. Colleen Hoover Returns to Instagram Amid Controversy

Colleen Hoover, a bestselling author, has reactivated her Instagram account after previously deactivating it amidst backlash over her stance in a high-profile incident involving her son. Jackie and Claudia analyze the implications of her return and the challenges she faces balancing her public persona with personal controversies.

Claudia (44:14): “She deserves compassion. It’s a complex situation.”

They empathize with Hoover’s predicament, recognizing the difficulties of navigating fame and personal struggles simultaneously.

5. Aaron Rodgers Cut from the New York Jets

In a surprising move, NFL quarterback Aaron Rodgers has been released from the New York Jets. Jackie and Claudia discuss the potential fallout for Rodgers’ career and the Jets’ future prospects.

Claudia (50:08): “I just, this has been Aaron Rodgers recently, like big time loser.”

The hosts debate whether Rodgers will retire or find a new team, with suggestions pointing towards the San Francisco 49ers as a possible destination.

Queenie and Weenie: Weekly Highlights

50:00 – 58:44

The episode features the recurring segment “Queenie and Weenie,” where Jackie and Claudia highlight the best and worst aspects of the week.

• Queenie of the Week: The newly upgraded studio setup is celebrated for bringing fresh energy and professionalism to the podcast.

  Claudia (54:17): “It's giving such, like, Monday energy on a Friday.”

• Weenie of the Week: The Kansas City Chiefs receive a playful reprimand for their underwhelming performance in a recent game, contrasting with Saquon Barkley’s commendable achievements.

  Claudia (55:31): “They are an instance of... we need, like, behavior.”

Additionally, Mandy Moore is humorously critiqued for her public frustrations with Amazon, emphasizing the hosts' commitment to balanced and thoughtful commentary.

Closing Remarks

58:44 – End

Jackie and Claudia conclude the episode by encouraging listeners to subscribe to their YouTube channel and leave positive reviews. They express gratitude for their audience’s support and hint at upcoming content that continues to blend personal anecdotes with pop culture insights.

Jackie (58:37): “You guys, thank you so much. Listening to The Toast of Monday morning show where we deliver the Fast 5 stories you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube.”

The episode wraps up with warm farewells, leaving listeners anticipating future discussions and updates from their new studio environment.

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Notable Quotes:

• Jackie (00:25): “I was pregnant. Can I just lay at home and podcast? And she forced us to do it, and she is 100% right.”

• Claudia (05:31): “And the answer is I am G.D. aladine.”

• Claudia (07:55): “Happy Game Tunes Day, Angel. I love you.”

• Claudia (21:57): “They are so real when Kylie said, ‘Always dating your spouse helps.’”

• Claudia (30:02): “Miles said, ‘I saw you look down there, Andy, you little pervert.’”

• Claudia (50:08): “I just, this has been Aaron Rodgers recently, like big time loser.”

• Claudia (54:17): “It's giving such, like, Monday energy on a Friday.”

This episode effectively blends personal narratives with engaging discussions on current events, offering listeners a comprehensive and entertaining experience. Whether you're a long-time listener or new to "The Toast," Jackie and Claudia provide relatable insights wrapped in their signature humor and warmth.

Transcript

[A]

Good morning, Millennials, and welcome back to the toast. Happy Friday. That so doesn't feel like a Friday, you guys. It's the last day of the week. Obviously, we're rejoicing. We're really grateful. However, so much is happening.

[B]

So much is happening. So much has happened. It is a Friday.

[A]

So much will happen.

[B]

In so many ways, it does feel like a Friday because it's a celebration that we're together, that we're in this pargy professional studio.

[A]

Let's talk about something. Let's.

[B]

We need to talk about the studio in the room.

[A]

We need to talk about how mostly everybody listens to the show on their podcast platforms. And normally we would never discourage anybody from supporting us and our work and putting money in our pockets. We love you so much. Having said that, I implore you to head over to YouTube today. Jackie. This was all Jackie's idea. I'm in Miami for a wedding. Obviously. Jackie lives in Florida, and she was like, what if we get a studio? And I was like, this bitch is, like, always doing so much. Like, I'm pregnant. Can I just lay at home and podcast? And she forced us to do it, and she is 100% right. We found this pargylicious studio. Drew is here. He's live switching. If you're watching on the show, him.

[B]

A live switch. No, no, we switch and then also.

[A]

Go back to the regular one. You guys see how we're like, ooh, and we're moving. You see there's, like, a very slow wave. Yeah. We're just kind of leveling up. These other could never.

[B]

No, they could never. It's such a treat for us to be in, like, such a professional studio and just sit down like a bunch of talent.

[A]

Talent.

[B]

I commuted to work today.

[A]

Me too.

[B]

Just, like, a very regular but extraordinary day for me.

[A]

We're so American.

[B]

We're so regular but extraordinary.

[A]

That's Jota Town for title. Regular but American. Oh, no. We're also regular but extraordinary Americans.

[B]

Americans.

[A]

It's also just a Friday, which means we have such a good show. We have the Fast Five. We have to catch up. We have Queenie and Weenie. And of course, who could forget Sudden Charm Recap.

[B]

I could forget because all of the murmurs that I made about it this week, I did not watch because I went to sleep early last night, which I never do, because yesterday we had a huge day. First of all, we recorded at 7am and I was up so, so late at, like, my big event that I literally got, like, five hours of sleep. That Night. And my cough was keeping me up, so I was so tired all day yesterday. And I had such a huge day because it was Harry's birthday.

[A]

Oh, my God. It was Harry's birthday.

[B]

So it was just a totally full day by the end of the day. I literally went. Got into bed at 9 and, like, went to sleep, and I was like, southern charm can wait. And I know Claudia will barely remember, and, like, no one's waiting for my recap.

[A]

Know what's so funny? Ready? You think so little of me. I appreciate that. I was getting ready last night. So I'm here for a wedding. It was, like, the first night of the wedding. The bride is Moroccan. So last night was, like a henna party. It was, like, very fun. I had, like, fun glam. So I'm sitting in glam, and I needed to watch something. So I just put on the TV in the hotel, and I put on Bravo, and Southern Charm was on. Now. It wasn't the new episode. It happened to have been old seasons with Ashley Jacobs.

[B]

Oh, wow.

[A]

And I ended up just watching it. When Shep brought those two girls that.

[B]

The threesome girls that Austin had a.

[A]

Threesome with to the party at Patricia's house, that's what I was watching. And I actually watched that season live when it was happening. But it was truly time capsule. Ashley Jacobs was one of the craziest times of my life.

[B]

Yeah, that was a crazy time.

[A]

And not us getting the exclusive interview.

[B]

With Ashley Jacobs and Thomas in the stands.

[A]

Correct.

[B]

Thomas coming to our studio in Long Island City.

[A]

Well, now that you guys are on our YouTube channel, because you must be watching today's episode on YouTube. First of all, don't forget to subscribe. And second of all, feel free after this episode to go watch Ashley Jacobs sitting on Thomas Ravenel's lap.

[B]

Do you want to feel free? I don't think you should feel free.

[A]

Why?

[B]

I don't know. It's just, like, so such as you never encourage anyone to watch an old episode. I'm not even worried about her. Like, I'm worried about us.

[A]

Of course. No. How fat was I?

[B]

I don't even want to be, like, simping. Like, I just feel like it.

[A]

Well, the amount of hate. When I think of, like, all the scandals that we've had, like, Internet cancellations. We don't even consider the Ashley Jacobs of it all. We got canceled. Not canceled, but people thought, like, that there was a conspiracy amongst us, Thomas and Ashley, because the only interview she did that entire season happened to be our random podcast and it was just because.

[B]

No, she was starting out, like, in earnest, doing interviews. So she came on the toast, and it was really early in the season. I don't think a lot of people, like, wanted her on yet, but we're like, yeah, sure, yeah. We love Southern charm. It was a bonus that he came. We didn't expect him to come. And then things got bad for them, and she stopped doing press. But I think she had intended to do a lot of press. It's just like, she. Her press tour got cut short.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And she was an early cast member. And in those early days, like, you go on. I mean, we've always been the biggest show in our hearts and minds.

[A]

We have always been the biggest show on the Internet.

[B]

But I think then it was like, you know, she wasn't doing E News yet, but the Toast, we were just, like, both the right size at the right time.

[A]

So there's your Southern term recap.

[B]

There's your Southern charm recap. I didn't watch, but I got, like, a full night's sleep. I woke up on my own so early, way before my alarm to get ready for my big day in the city. And I'm just such a city slicker today. Like, commuting to work with my coffee with my bag.

[A]

Acting like she grew up in Boise. She's in the studio. She's like, yeah, big city slicker. It's like you literally grew up in Manhattan.

[B]

No, I know, but, you know, I like to make a big deal out of small things.

[A]

No, that's so not you.

[B]

No. And I just like to give every day, like, its own exciting brand. Like, today's my city slicker day.

[A]

Okay, ready? Speaking of making small things. No. What did you say?

[B]

Big deal out of small things.

[A]

I have news.

[B]

You're wearing a dress.

[A]

I am wearing a dress because this dress is all that fits me right now. I'm with child, so everybody can eat my ass. But no, I have. But it's about my child.

[B]

Huge news, you guys. I already know. That's why it's, like, not news to me. But I'm gonna, like, still act like I don't.

[A]

I've been really. Yesterday, after we recorded yesterday's episode, the second we stopped, Dr. Fox texted me my glucose results. Now, I could have shared them on social media, but I thought, we're family here. Save it for the show. And there's been a lot of speculation about whether or not Turdi tested positive for gestational diabetes.

[B]

Was she G.D. aladine or G.D. aladine?

[A]

And the answer is I am G.D. aladine.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I am not having to take the three hour test. Yeah, I passed my glucose test. I'm so skinny.

[B]

Like he.

[A]

Basically, this is what Dr. Fox said when he texted me. He said, glucose. Who is she? You passed. You're slightly anemic. So what I heard.

[B]

So he called you skinny.

[A]

You are so skinny, frail. You are suffering malnourishment from how skinny you are. You have no food in your body, your skin and bones, and we are worried about you at this office. That's what I heard, doctor.

[B]

That's what he said.

[A]

Yeah, he said slightly anemic. So it's giving slim.

[B]

It is.

[A]

It's giving clean bill of health. Tgtgbh. God willing. And yeah, so I don't have to suffer that three hour test. I don't have to drink that thing ever again until the next year.

[B]

Liked it a little too much.

[A]

Yeah. But it just kind of. It wasn't the news I was expecting. I just. I kind of. I kind of just felt like my fate was to have gestational diabetes. Do you know what I mean? I'm, like, almost a little disappointed.

[B]

I think it would just been like too.

[A]

Too much content.

[B]

Yeah. No, I didn't see that for you. And you have made a lot of it, now that I think about it.

[A]

Yeah, well, everybody really hypes up that glucose test. So I like, made it my whole personality. I made like a thousand tik toks about it. People being like, are you really making this your personality? Well, I was made to think it was a big deal. It kind of isn't.

[B]

Yeah. And now I hear, like, it's optional.

[A]

What?

[B]

You know, like, some people are like, I'm not doing that. I'm not drinking that.

[A]

Oh, you're. You're friends without electricity. Like your granola friends. No.

[B]

By the way, I don't have a friend who's not taking the test. It's more so like things I've seen on the Internet. People being like, by the way, do you know, like, you don't have to do that. No, I didn't know that.

[A]

Well, I did hear, actually, we got some really interesting feedback from yesterday's episode about some of our crunchier girls who didn't want to do the drink. And there are other options.

[B]

That's what we said.

[A]

You can. But no, not like, you know, Gatorade. No. A Snickers. Even though I feel like a Snickers is just as unhealthy as that drink.

[B]

Yeah. I wonder what Dr. Fox would say if you said, I don't want to do the test. The thing about Dr. Fox is, like, he's very understanding.

[A]

He is. But I also don't question him. Like, whatever he says.

[B]

Yeah, no, but I just wonder, like, what he would say. Would he say, you have to do it? What would he say? I don't know.

[A]

What would the fox say?

[B]

What does the fox say?

[A]

I just written a couple of things down I wanted to share.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Also. Oh, first of all, happy Valentine's Day.

[B]

Oh, my God. Happy V Day to you as well.

[A]

And it begs the question, will you be mine?

[B]

I am yours. I will forever be yours. And today especially, I am yours.

[A]

Your words, I love that.

[B]

Yeah, it's really beautiful that we're spending Valentine's Day together. My driver driving me down here, he was like, oh, are you having, like, a big Valentine's Day dinner with your family? And I was like, no. Like, why would you say that? I'm like, oh, it's Valentine's Day. That's why. That's why you would say that.

[A]

I, like, I knew consciously, like, it was subconsciously it was Valentine's Day, but I didn't wake up and think it's coronation Day until I got this really, really beautiful text from my husband who left the house at 6am to go golf.

[B]

Zach and I have, like, yet to acknowledge that it's Valentine's Day. I feel like he forgot. And I feel like because I've, like, so lowered the bar over the years on, like, gifts, like, those things don't matter to me as much anymore. Like, I feel like he thinks I don't need flowers. Well, I don't know if he got me flowers. He needed to have gotten me flowers.

[A]

I don't want to rub it in, but I got this text from my husband that kind of is going to put all these other bitches to shame. Ready?

[B]

Are you going to read it out loud?

[A]

Happy Game Tunes Day, Angel. I love you. Game tunes is obviously a timed up. Happy Game Tunes Day, Angel. I love you. I said game tunes said Valentine's Day. Lol.

[B]

I really thought you were.

[A]

I hate to brag.

[B]

You know I hate to brag. I thought you were about to read something sappy, and I was like, wow, got the best of you.

[A]

She's setting up a joke. Like, I was. I wanted you to think that.

[B]

Oh, my God. I was like, ever since she got some validation about her Jay Shetty clip about her relationship with Ben, she's like, bringing more of that energy to the show.

[A]

Happy game tunes day to you.

[B]

Oh, my God, Jordy, that's beautiful.

[A]

So I just wanted to. What a beautiful. I want to love, like, Claudia.

[B]

Get you a man who wishes you a.

[A]

Happy game tunes day. By the way, remember when Jeff Bezos text got leaked and all the toasters, like, recreated his text messages? Text your man happy game tunes day and let us know what he says.

[B]

Well, at least you've gotten wished a happy game tunes day.

[A]

Right?

[B]

Because my husband, we haven't exchanged pleasantries yet, but we were also, like, on different tracks this morning. Like, we haven't, like, looked each other in the eye yet. So let's see. I think I'm gonna leave it to him to, like, wait to see when he's gonna acknowledge that it's Valentine's Day. I love that. And it doesn't, like, matter to me so much, but now I'm curious, like, does he remember will I be getting flowers? And I'll know if they were ones.

[A]

That were ordered like, or, like, picked up from Publix.

[B]

He loves that. Yeah, he loves. And you know what? Like, I've, like, clowned on him for, like, getting me flowers from the grocery store. But, like, they're nice.

[A]

They are nice, by the way.

[B]

But there's something about, like, you know, ordering something a few days before, a little preparation. I don't think I'm getting a gift because, like, usually we would discuss such a thing, but a flower would be nice.

[A]

Yeah, I did get flowers. They're in my hotel room.

[B]

Not to be cargy or what?

[A]

Like, actually, they were arriving as I left, so I didn't actually see them.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[A]

Yeah. And then the other thing I wanted to say, just like a quick correction from yesterday's episode, I went on this, like, whole long diatribe. Maybe you heard it, maybe you didn't, because my audio fucking sucked yesterday. I'm really sorry about that. About how I wanted to make a more conscious effort to expand our boomer demographic. And I quickly realized that thanks to some of the comments, I actually was wrong. I don't want boomers. We want Gen X. Okay, I got confused between my gen and my generations. I'm not even 100% sure what gen X is, but Gen X are, like, the people that own homes.

[B]

Gen X is, like, above us, above Y. We are Y.

[A]

Right? And then above X is boom, boom. And the boom. Like, I actually don't w they would understand us at all.

[B]

I think they would like that, though.

[A]

100 makes them feel young.

[B]

It would be like those crazy Kids.

[A]

What are the stories, like, Vibey today?

[B]

Like, kind of random. Just, like little anecdotes, I would say little anecdotes to wrap up the week. Today is more so about us being together, though. I would say, like, that's the theme of the day. Love.

[A]

It's kind of the big story.

[B]

Game tunes, city slickers, being in a party, new environment, extraordinary Americans. Extraordinary Americans. And that's. That's all really.

[A]

I love your capris. You say Capri or Capri.

[B]

I never, like, I had an answer until you asked me that question. You always do that to me, and I'm like, now I know.

[A]

I'm giving you the options. What kind of. You wearing?

[B]

Capris. Yeah.

[A]

I would say Capri, too.

[B]

These are capris. And aren't they nice? It's like a trouser capri.

[A]

It's really.

[B]

Because I was coming to the big city, so I wanted to wearing Boise, while also we have a day with the kids, so then I could take my sweater off. I'm wearing a T shirt. Bodysuit.

[A]

Yes. I'm so excited after this. Not that I'm rushing through the episode. I would absolutely never do that.

[B]

No. We came all this way to our PNS Pargee new studio.

[A]

After the Pargee new studio, I am spending the day with my family, which I'm so excited about. Snitch is in town too. She's also at the wedding. So Liv and Jax are just bringing the kids. We're gonna have lunch. We're gonna swim. Like, I'm so excited.

[B]

Yeah. So I needed my outfit to have, like, some versatility.

[A]

Of course. Of course.

[B]

While also respecting, like, homage to being in the city.

[A]

Right, right. Respect to that.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And giving credit where credit is due.

[B]

Yeah. Oh, also, I drove on the highway yesterday.

[A]

It's beautiful.

[B]

I don't know if you heard. Everyone was kind of talking about it.

[A]

I actually. I didn't hear. I read about it in Page Six.

[B]

Yeah, everyone was talking about it. And I just have to say, like, I don't know how people text and drive. Like, I could barely breathe and drive. I could barely scratch my leg and drive. Like, when I got on the highway, I was like, whatever the music is, I'm not going to be able to change it for 30 minutes.

[A]

Right.

[B]

Whatever the air conditioning level is at, I'm not gonna be able to change it. Like, how are people. I saw someone texting and driving on the highway. I'm like, what are you.

[A]

That's so funny. I feel that way about picking your nose and driving like, and I'm always.

[B]

I couldn't have taken a hand off the wheel.

[A]

Well, of course, then you're losing 50% of your mobility. But also, like, nose picking, when you're like an avid nose picker, like, requires deep thought and concentration. And then also supplies. Because once you get the bugger, like, you need a tissue to like rub it in.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And so whenever I see people picking their nose, I'm like, stay away from that driver because they are reckless or like, eating. Oh, I don't know how people make.

[B]

Up and drive on the highway. Also, my leg was going to cramp. I couldn't. You can't move your foot an inch. You couldn't reposition on the pedal? Like, oh, my God. It's stressful out here. I don't know how you guys do it.

[A]

Yeah, well, us big city slickers.

[B]

Does it get easier?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Which part gets more comfortable? Like, just like the.

[A]

The concept of driving really fast with like a lot of other cars and never stopping. Like, you just get used to it and then you can unclench a little bit. Like, I'm sure you were so close to Claudia.

[B]

My hands were like stuck white knuckling. Like, my leg was seriously gonna cramp. I wouldn't have moved it one inch.

[A]

So I think that, like, conceptually it gets like, less of a big deal. And then you can just kind of relax.

[B]

Relax and be myself.

[A]

Right.

[B]

I had to, like, give myself a lot of pep talks. Of course, my number one thing is like, Margot Washer, he drove on the highway after, like three months of getting her license. I can do this.

[A]

Or what about that girl who took herself to Target? That five year old girl who stole her parents. Think of her constantly.

[B]

My role model. That was one. And then I'm like, you know what, Jackie? Like, you are an intelligent, capable person.

[A]

Yep.

[B]

You can do this.

[A]

Like, and you've built a successful business. You birthed two children.

[B]

What is that sense? You know, I've got my eyes open. I'm very comfortable in my vehicle. I can do this. And I did it.

[A]

Oh, did you see my henna tattoo? Do you see it?

[B]

No, I don't see it.

[A]

Okay. Yeah, it didn't, like, stick so well. I think I took it off too soon.

[B]

It looks like spray tan. That, like, okay, yeah.

[A]

So I messed it up.

[B]

But basically looks like beauty by beats. You forgot to wash your hands.

[A]

A lot of people don't know this is actually my third henna festivity I've been to. The bride for this wedding is Moroccan and so like, before the wedding, there's a big celebration where, like, it's called a henna, But a henna is also a type of tattoo. I'm not 100 clear. And then the bride, like, gives out little, like. Like, satin ribbons with, like, a glob of henna in it. Supposed to be good luck. And she gave me a blessing. So, like, I'm just. I'm feeling, like, very spiritual and holy at it. And I know you're, like, making fun of my tattoo, but if you want me to, like, give you a little bit of the.

[B]

I'll take some. But, you know, I was feeling spiritual and holy too.

[A]

Oh, right, because you went to a religious affair and you were also feeling connected to the Lord.

[B]

Yeah. And just the universe and the way things work. And so I'm glad that we're aligned on that.

[A]

That's what you can come to expect here from the show. Like spirituality, guidance, driving tips, things of that nature.

[B]

Yeah. Now, I think without further ado, we can get into the stories because, you know, our family's waiting for us.

[A]

Our family.

[B]

We only have so much time booked at the pns.

[A]

Yeah. But, like, I want to buy this place, like, and live here.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

This is so party.

[B]

It really is.

[A]

And you know what? You know what? Whenever we talk about how ever since we went remote, whenever we podcast in person, we, like, feel weird.

[B]

Not today.

[A]

I don't feel weird.

[B]

No.

[A]

It's the vibes in the studio.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

It's the lighting or something. I'm not sure.

[B]

Yeah. So, without further ado, it is time for the Fast 5 stories that you need to know.

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Thank you. I want a Free detert.

[A]

Well, that's a huge movement online right now. Free Turt.

[B]

Free turd.

[A]

Yeah. So we'll work on that.

[B]

Our first story, Jason Kelsey. It's been a very Kelsey week. I just accepted. Okay. It was the Super Bowl. Jason Kelsey and Kylie Kelce podcasted together for her podcast, Not Gonna Lie. It was a little Valentine's Day special.

[A]

A little what?

[B]

A little Game Tunes day special. Between the two of them, they broke down the key to keeping the spark alive while raising young kids.

[A]

Okay, what's the key?

[B]

So the pair discussed the dangers of falling into the whole mom and dad routine. In Friday's episode of Not Gonna Lie, Jason acknowledged that every couple raising young children struggles with that dynamic from time to time. They are so real when Kylie. They are so real when Kylie said, quote, always dating your spouse helps. He agreed, saying, it reminds you to spend time and take the time to do things with that person. And that can get lost very easily, especially with kids. They said they're in that phase of their life. Obviously, their main focus right now is the kids. But getting that rare moment to enjoy time together is even more special in this time. So go out on a date. Honestly, like, I know I'm gonna roll my eyes, but, like, that's good advice. And, like, I don't do it.

[A]

Yeah, No, I do kind of, like, hate, though, that they didn't coin this phrase. Like, people say it all the time. You should always be dating your date.

[B]

Never stop dating.

[A]

And it's like, well, I'm tired, so. No.

[B]

And it's like, okay, logistically speaking, like, when we finally get the kids down, like, I'm bone tired, and now I'm gonna go out to dinner. I guess you could go out to dinner before they go down and, like, get a couple hours back. I don't know. It's just exhausting sometimes.

[A]

It's like, a lot of Internet talk. People are always, like, keeping the romance alive while you have young kids. And a lot of this is, like, a little impractical.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Regular folk.

[B]

Just because by the end of the day, like, my idea of a good time is relaxing.

[A]

Right.

[B]

We could relax together, sure. But, like, we're not gonna go dating.

[A]

And I think Dan and Shay said it best when they said we should be alone together. Like, that's the vibe more.

[B]

I agree. But this is good advice. Zach and I are gonna go on a date this week because this is.

[A]

Like, it's game tunes.

[B]

It's game tunes day. It's our anniversary, and then it's always Nice to, like, celebrate a kid's birthday because it is a milestone for the two of us. So this week, historically, we've always done something.

[A]

It's your annual date.

[B]

He's.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And his birthday. Because he does like to go out. I mean, but for him, he would love to go to the movies. Like, that's not dating. We're not talking. No, but you.

[A]

That's not a date. But you go to the movies, like, on his birthday.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

That's not Valentine's Day.

[B]

No, no, no. And that's not my idea of a great time. So it has to be more 5050. But on his birthday, it's like, what are you.

[A]

Of course, we're headed to the movies using.

[B]

Yes. Our annual date is coming up, which is great.

[A]

Where?

[B]

Oh, I don't know. I've been shopping a lot, but I feel like I've really been hungry. Like, I want a meal. And because I've been sick with long Covid, it's like, if I don't going. By the way, it's getting better. I took so many vitamins last night.

[A]

I don't know if you saw. Like, our listeners kind of are doubting that you have long Covid. They say you're faking it and that you just had the flu and you need to, like, sit down, first of all. And who are they to, like, deny your diagnosis?

[B]

Yeah. Like, the erasure of long Covid. It's disgusting.

[A]

It makes me sick.

[B]

Like, it's going on nine days now. Okay. Like, you try it.

[A]

You. You try having long Covid for a day.

[B]

You try it, let alone nine. Okay. So, like, this is my truth. This is my struggle, and you're not going to silence me. And, like, them doubting long Covid. Like, how disgusting and despicable. Who would do such a thing?

[A]

Who would do such a thing? And I'm so glad you have a community of other really mentally. Well, long Covid sufferers.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And if you've ever ended up on, like, the side of TikTok or any social media platform of, like, long Covid.

[B]

Sufferers, that's where you want to be.

[A]

Who have, like, had long Covid for, like, three years, and at some point, it does transition into, like, a mental illness. Like, it's just like. And they are, like, afraid. They, like, live in tents in their garage, and they, like, don't go to Thanksgiving. It is actually one of the craziest places to be on the Internet. And, like, you actually feel bad, even, like, laughing. Cause it's really not funny. Like, these people are actually sick in the head.

[B]

Yeah, in the head, Jeggy.

[A]

They in the head. Yeah. Like, they set up. They set up tents in their garage just so they, like, don't see their kids and husbands.

[B]

Sounds like a fun date night.

[A]

Candle at dinner in the tent, in the garage.

[B]

I'm pushing past my long Covid by going.

[A]

You won't let it stop you.

[B]

Yeah, we're gonna go out to dinner. Cause what I was saying, it's like, because I've had long Covid, I haven't been cooking as much because I find I don't have the stamina. And it's like, if I don't cook a party meal, like, there is not a par. Meal to eat.

[A]

Speaking of cooking, at the hotel this morning, I had room service for breakfast.

[B]

And I need room service.

[A]

Yeah. And it was really good. And I. I tried to cover all my food groups, like, something fat, something filling, something healthy. And so I ordered it said on the menu, like, homemade chocolate chip muffin.

[B]

Wasn'T as good as yours.

[A]

And I don't know, maybe it's because, yeah, I just baked a muffin for the, like, the first time. It really was kind of gross.

[B]

I mean, it's like, what I've been trying to tell you is, like, there's nothing better than home cooking homemade wares. But this week, I have been craving, like, restaurant. I want it all done for me. Honestly, I blame Ms. Patricia, because ever since her Napoleon party last week, like, I just wanted a big fat meal, and I've not been able to get one.

[A]

Well, we can have one after this. I'm always game for a big fat.

[B]

I made one last night for dinner. We had, like, meatballs, of course, pasta, fresh basil from Olivia's garden. So it was a party meal.

[A]

I had a party meal, but I'm not.

[B]

I don't feel done because I was.

[A]

At this event, this henna, and there was, like, a lot of, like, meats being passed around. I did. I'm, like, extremely cultured.

[B]

People don't realize that, like, that's something that's kind of slipping through the cracks here is like, you.

[A]

I know a lot. I've actually been to Morocco, where I attended a different henna event.

[B]

Okay, you're kind of trans Moroccan.

[A]

I'm definitely. I'm definitely, like, feeling my Latin side being in Miami. And it's been amazing to, like, see.

[B]

My community as a Moroccan in Miami.

[A]

But as a Moroccan Latina toaster. Yeah. I just. I feel like it's not driving home enough for for some of you, like, I am cultured. Like, I know things about other cultures.

[B]

Multiple hennas. Three on multiple continents.

[A]

And actually one of the hennas I went to was at, like, a yemenite henna's. Like, people really think they know me. And then they're like, she was done. I'm literally an onion.

[B]

It's true.

[A]

And what I was going to say was I ate so much at the henna. There was like, meats everywhere. I was at 3tums in my purse and I ate all of them.

[B]

And you love, like, henna meats.

[A]

I love meats. Yeah.

[B]

Like meat cigars, which is one of the craziest things about you.

[A]

And, like, I had. You know what an array. Array says? I always say it wrong. Yeah. Like a pocket full of meat. It's so good.

[B]

Yeah. Which is just like spiced meat. You like.

[A]

And now that I'm slightly anemic, I need to be eating a lot of meat.

[B]

Load up.

[A]

Loaded up. Yeah.

[B]

So also say a great reminder from Jason and Kylie, Travis. It's hard not to say Jason and Kelsey.

[A]

It's also hard to say Jason and Travis.

[B]

I was going, Jason and Kelsey, Kylie, date your spouse.

[A]

And that's the funny thing about names, is, like, Kylie Kelsey is the same name as Kylie Jenner, but they carry them and wear them so differently. I don't even think of them as having the same name. Yeah, but they're spelled exactly the same.

[B]

Yeah, that's like other Jackie's, other Claudias.

[A]

I don't know any other Claudias and I don't care to. I love being the only Claudia. And like, if you know me socially and your name is Claudia and like, you think we're, like, kind of close, like, so, like, we're not.

[B]

You'll never get into the inner circle.

[A]

But change your name. You want to be my friend, Change your name.

[B]

Are you ready for our next story? Miles Teller went on watch what Happens Live last night. Of course, the one night I don't fucking watch.

[A]

Wait, Miles Teller went on Watch Happens Live? I don't know why I find that so crazy.

[B]

He's promoting his new movie with Anya Taylor Joy. I don't know who he was on with because I didn't watch and I always watch after Southern.

[A]

Did he have the first chair?

[B]

He looks to have had the first. No, it looks like he had the second chair. So it was a woman.

[A]

Okay, I'm gonna go on the Bravo. Yeah. I'm sorry I missed this too, because I missed it.

[B]

I'm sorry because I was in the car.

[A]

I was at a very cultural event. I was at a henna, so I missed it.

[B]

And I was going to sleep early because I work really hard.

[A]

Right.

[B]

And then in the car this morning, I can't be on my devices because I'm old.

[A]

Okay. Oh, Anya.

[B]

Anya, wait.

[A]

Anya. Beth Harmon was on My Chums Live. This is, like, a huge get for Andy. I feel like these are two of the biggest stars to ever be on his show.

[B]

Yeah, well, no, he gets a lot of big stars, but I just. I do feel like recently. And also the newsmaking episodes are more so the Bravo episodes. And so even if he has Diane Sawyer on, like, we don't hear about it because it wasn't after Southern Charm.

[A]

No, but there was, like, a period where all the big. The big stars were going on. Like, Mariah Carey did her solo episode. I think Oprah's been on, Gaga's been on. But they've been, like, very Bravo centric recently. So this is a huge get.

[B]

Yeah. So Miles Teller hilariously called out Andy Cohen for looking at his crotch on Watch what Happens Live on Thursday as he recalled learning Michael Jackson's iconic dance moves after a fan called into the late night show asking about the upcoming Michael biopic in which Teller plays entertainment lawyer John Bronka.

[A]

Okay, I thought you were saying Miles Teller is playing Michael Jackson.

[B]

I actually just, like, I didn't even think about. I assumed that he was. And now I want to see and.

[A]

I want to say something. At what period of Michael's life are they casting? Because if they're doing a long stretch of time, they're going to need two actors. No.

[B]

Or they will, like, transform the original actor. I think it's one actor.

[A]

It's definitely, like, a murky line of, like, wokeism.

[B]

Yeah. Plus, you add in all the allegations, I would maybe skip the biopic entirely.

[A]

No, for sure.

[B]

I think it's gonna be a tough one to get right.

[A]

Who does Miles play?

[B]

His entertainment lawyer, John Branca. But he shared that he's always been a massive fan of Michael. He said, I think I learned to do the moonwalk when I was, like, 11, and I would grab my crotch as a little kid.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

He said. Oh.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

He said, I got into so much trouble in school. While Cohen was not on camera at the time, Miles was quick to expose that the host was checking him out. And when he said that, the thing.

[A]

Is, is, of course, like, you shouldn't objectify another human being, but, like, I can understand Andy in this moment, like, the hottest man on the planet's on your show talking about his crotch. Like, you have to just.

[B]

At least. And it's Andy.

[A]

It's a natural instinct just to, like, look down really briefly. Yeah.

[B]

So Miles said, I saw you look down there, Andy, you little pervert.

[A]

Ooh. That story.

[B]

It's a weird story. I need to make it clear for me. Like, it does, like, highlight something that always happens on Bravo, which is, like, Andy loves really objectifying, like, all of the guys, ignoring all the girls. Of course, we didn't even know any.

[A]

Taylor was sitting there, like.

[B]

And Miles clocked him.

[A]

Yeah. The thing about Miles is he's kind of his own man, and he's gonna speak up for himself.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And based on the transcription in this Page Six article, I can't tell if the vibes were, like, extremely weird.

[B]

Yeah. And he admitted that. He did.

[A]

Yeah. And that's. I feel like it was funny, but.

[B]

It depends how the rest of the episode went, which I hope to watch one day.

[A]

Reading it without emotion.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

For the most part, everybody really gets into the vibes of Watch Happens. They don't take it too seriously. The only time I can really think of things going really poorly was very sadly, what should have been a hilarious episode. Titus Andromedon, Titus Burgess on Watch.

[B]

There you go.

[A]

Yeah. Well, that's. Therein lies the issue. Titus.

[B]

Titus.

[A]

Titus. From Kimmy Schmidt. His name is Titus in real life. He was on WatchTrivens live, and you could tell he, like, kind of had, like, a chip on his shoulder. I don't know what it was regarding. And then Andy asked a question that was, like, a little. If you know everything about Titus and you're his super fan, like, you should have known, like, a piece of that information being, like, it's already on Broadway or whatever. And he, like, was so offended. It was like, you did no research. And the whole vibe was so weird. That's, like, probably the weirdest episode of Watch Happens live in my memory.

[B]

Interesting.

[A]

But if you're going on, like, you know what it is. I'm sure Kelly was like, miles, like.

[B]

Yeah, just like, have fun, flirty.

[A]

Have a drink.

[B]

Lighten up.

[A]

Yeah. It's important to have a wife whose fingers on the pulse of culture who can explain things to you when you're Miles Taylor and, like, the only social media you have is a Twitter account.

[B]

Yeah. And that this show is so different from other shows that he's going on, like, gma, Right.

[A]

You know, Tonight show, which.

[B]

Jimmy, we're here to have fun.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

With Kim Howell.

[A]

Jimmy. Kim Howell.

[B]

Camel.

[A]

Jimmy.

[B]

Colin.

[A]

Colin.

[B]

Are you ready for our next story?

[A]

What number?

[B]

Number three.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Selena and Benny are making news today. The singer has debuted a new song titled Scared of Loving you off her upcoming collaborative album with her fiance, Benny Blanco.

[A]

So, like, we've been talking about these two as a couple for a while, and I actually didn't even think of the remote possibility that he would help her with her music. And the way I actually like them as a couple, I have no problem with them, but now I think they're an even better couple because the one thing missing from Selena's, like, recent career moves is, like, good music.

[B]

Yeah. But it's like, she hasn't wanted to.

[A]

Make music, but the music she has made.

[B]

The last couple. The last couple have been bad, but, like, revival.

[A]

Did you see Jessica Simpson's releasing new music?

[B]

I saw. And she's putting her whole Ja Si into it.

[A]

She's putting her Simpussy into it.

[B]

Listen, she is so talented.

[A]

She is.

[B]

Everyone sleeps on her all of the time.

[A]

Super bowl splits next year. Jessica Simpson.

[B]

You know who I was actually thinking should do the next Super Bowl? And it's like, it's the. It's the move, like, so cross genre, like, for everyone. Oh, Post Malone.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Not only, like, he's a hip hop, country, pop, he also has, like, so many collaborators. Real, real hits. Everybody. Everyone would be happy with that choice.

[A]

That's so funny. You didn't answer my text yesterday. But on my flight here, I decided to just like, watch a ton of super bowl performances. It was like, it came on my YouTube.

[B]

Okay. What was your text?

[A]

I sent you a link.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

To the first one Bruno Mars ever did.

[B]

Yes. Unbelievable. I've watched it recently.

[A]

Oh, my God. And when I think of Bruno Mars, I always think of the one of Beyonce and Coldplay. Even though that was not his. That was Coldplays. And Coldplay decided to bring out.

[B]

No.

[A]

Beyonce and Bruno. The 2016 Super bowl halftime show where Bruno brings out. Oh, sorry. He brought out at the very end, Red Hot Chili Peppers. Which, like, was probably my least favorite part.

[B]

Fatal Flaw.

[A]

Yeah. But it was. It was unbelievable. Not only does he sing like nobody's ever.

[B]

The way he's moving.

[A]

He dances like nobody's ever danced. He plays the drums. He does it all. It is so great. It's so much energy. And then I watched Gaga, I watched Katy Perry, I watched the Coldplay, Beyonce, Bruno Mars one. They were just, like, on this playlist and I was really enjoying it on the Plane. But we don't talk enough about 2016.

[B]

No, it's true. I'm so sorry. Please don't fire me.

[A]

Literally, you're fired.

[B]

It's true. And I feel like we could also come to an agreement that Bruno Mars could do it every year and everyone would be happy every year. And what's wrong with that?

[A]

Yeah. Because even since that time, there are so many hits of his that are now like, concrete hits. Because I think that was before 24 karat magic. And then I think, yeah, they brought out. When. When Coldplay brought out Bruno Mars, he brought out Bruno Mars and Mark ronson. So, like, 24 karat magic. That was during the time, but he hasn't done it since then. Apita. Such a Super bowl song. Big Wet and Juicy. That's such a Super bowl song. The kids would love it.

[B]

Die with a smile.

[A]

Yes. So many collaborators.

[B]

So many. I mean, of course. But also every year after the super bowl, then this rumor starts that, like, Miley's being tapped for next year.

[A]

It was literally. It was such a big rumor last year. I thought it was real.

[B]

She would be amazing.

[A]

Yep.

[B]

And I fully endorse that. And I just don't think it's remotely true whatsoever. And, like, somehow it becomes a rumor every year, and it's, like, not fair to all of us and to her.

[A]

Agreed. What was the story here? I'm sorry?

[B]

Like I told you.

[A]

Oh, right. So I want to say that a part of. Whenever we're analyzing their relationship, which is a lot, we don't talk enough about, like, the potential for her music comeback. Now, I don't think that's of great interest to her. Like, she crushes it in other. Yeah, you know, the acting. Rare beauty. But her music has suffered, like, majorly in the last couple of years.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And he is, like, the hit maker of Hollywood, so it's kind of like a party duo. I don't think that's why she's dating.

[B]

Him, but I guess I hope that she's. I think what she's doing is really working for her between acting and rare beauty and, like, she was never my pop star.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So, like, I. And I feel like based on the documentary, like, every time she's gone into music, like, it's been really bad for her. It probably would be better with her man by her side, but it could also ruin the good thing in her life. I would stay away, but she released a single.

[A]

I bet it's much better than the stuff she's been putting out. So for that like, that's a. That's a bonus. That's a plus.

[B]

Yeah. And it's a collaborative album with him, so it's like, gonna be a lot.

[A]

She sang well.

[B]

Produce.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

She said in the lyrics, she says, I'm not scared of loving you I'm just scared of losing you because how could they love you as much as I do?

[A]

Oh, happy games day to you.

[B]

When I was young I would love too fast.

[A]

Who didn't?

[B]

Hope I don't repeat my past.

[A]

Oh, I love a good rhyme.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You know, I feel like that lyric was inspired by rhymezone.com.

[B]

Yeah, like rhymezone.com fast.

[A]

Correct.

[B]

Last.

[A]

Last.

[B]

So stream new Selena and Benny. We'll see how it is.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

This is like a new era.

[A]

No, I agree with you that, like, her current career. It's funny how so many of the pop girls. Because I also watched Lady Gaga's super bowl performance, which is perfection. It's perfection. Like when she gets up on the piano and does million reasons and everybody has, like, candles in the air, it's seriously, like, good luck not crying. But it's so interesting how, like, so many of the big pop girlies, like, left that pop scene to do acting. Like, if I could do either, like, I would still want to be a pop star.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Gaga, Ariana, now Selena. Like, you could like, acting sounds miss. Honestly, like, it's so awkward having to, like, kiss other people and pretend to be like. Like, my name's Mabel. No, it's not. It's sleeping on as, like, it just doesn't sound fun. Whereas being a pop star is a dream.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like, if I could be anything in the world, I would want to be a pop star.

[B]

Yeah. That's when they, like, Lady Gaga has always been one of my favorites. And as an actress, like, she just lose the. Leaves me. She leaves me behind. She doesn't lose me, but I'm just like, I'm gone.

[A]

Yeah. You're not like, standing the acting.

[B]

Yeah. Same even with Kim.

[A]

Yes, exactly why people, like, want to become actors who are really successful in other things, especially, like, women in Hollywood. I don't get it.

[B]

It must be. Well, it's different for different people. I. But I think it's also something about, like, living in la. Actors must just get, like, they must just seem like a different tier and you just, like, want to be a part of that and you're just drinking the Kool Aid. I do think for Selena, like, coming from Disney and everything, I think acting was always her favorite thing. So that for Lady Gaga. Like, don't try and understand what. She's not doing it to be part of the A list. Like, no, she's doing it because she's for the art. For the art.

[A]

Yeah. That's so Gaga.

[B]

Yeah. Our fourth story. Are you ready for our fourth story?

[A]

No, I'm not.

[B]

You don't look ready.

[A]

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[B]

Talking about it yesterday? I mean, news.

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But like, we would talk about it, but I think everybody else would talk about it, too. Catch the latest episode this Wednesday night at 8, 7 Central on HGTV. And check out this one of a kind competition. If you haven't tuned in yet, you can get caught up on the episodes on Max. I'm telling you, you don't want to miss it. Especially if you want to know, like, what's going on on the toast. You have to watch a flip off to keep up.

[B]

Yes, you do. Our next story, Colleen Hoover is back on Instagram. Deleted all of her pictures with both Blake and Justin. What does it mean, Turdi?

[A]

So I feel like it means she regrets taking Blake's side.

[B]

Mm.

[A]

I don't know if that was like her truth at the time, but I think it's like, it doesn't matter. It's not worth the backlash. And also once she stepped in it and like, got herself involved and she's like a major player here. Like, this is her story. It's her mother's. Well, it's inspired by her mother's story, but it's her book. So when she took a side, it was like kind of a big deal. But she received a lot of backlash in the form of, like, rumors and gossip about an incident with her son. Yeah So I think that's why she had initially deactivated it.

[B]

She.

[A]

She took Blake's side, and then this had been a story that would have been, like, whispered about on the Internet. I had seen it, like, on TikTok, but apparently there was an incident with her son. He was accused of, like, sexual harassment or sexual assault. And Colleen and her. And his. And her family, like, obviously, you know, protected the sun. And I think kind of maybe it did something weird like the. And so it's been this. And she kind of put her and her family right at the center of this media war and took Blake's side. I think she didn't like the feedback she received. She deactivated her social media. Now she's back. She can't really not be on social media. She's an active part of not only this film, but, like, all of her books are currently being made into different movies with different partners and different celebrities. And so she's. She goes to, like, bookathon. Like, she's.

[B]

She's public to sell, too. She has books to write.

[A]

Right. But it's not even about that anymore. Like, she's a public Persona.

[B]

Yeah. But she has, like, a lot of jobs.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

A lot of torches in the fire. I feel a little sorry for her. In thinking about, like, what I think must have happened here. I could see her getting duped by either one of these people. Like, these are big Hollywood stars. Like Colleen Hoover before. Like, she's had a lot of writing success, but, like. Like, take out the money and stuff. Like, she's just from, like, a small town. Like, she. This is her first, like, foray into Hollywood, and she just, like, gets completely ripped to shreds. I don't think she really knows how to handle anything that's happened. Everyone else is just, like, very methodical.

[A]

And, like, everyone using other people as pawns.

[B]

She's just, like, a regular lady. So even if she took the wrong side, like, we don't know what happened. Blake Lively seems like, like, you know, the biggest deal in the world. And she's, like, so, like, her easy.

[A]

To get caught up.

[B]

And also part of her. What people say in the way she, like, manipulates people is, like, with her charm and her smile and, like, you know, women empowerment. And, like, I could see just Colleen wasn't ready for any of this. And so I feel bad for her because no matter how it went down, like, I just feel like she was not one of these types of people.

[A]

No. But also, when she did get involved, it was, like, a part of this big wave of momentum. Right. Everybody was Team Blake.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And then Paul Feig and Jenny Slate. So it was kind of like it's easy to be speak out on someone's behalf when everyone's doing it.

[B]

It's not.

[A]

And so I don't think they foresaw it turning so quickly back to team Justin and an anti Blake Colleen rhetoric. So I think she thought like, it was kind of gonna be the end of it. But it starts.

[B]

Yeah. But even if she had like taken Justin's side over the summer when things were going well for Justin, then like, people who are Team Blake might have excavated this story about her son. Like, I just, I feel like no matter what, like, she's caught in the middle of this, like, really big bad thing that happened that has like, seriously like disturbed the entire industry.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And no matter what she did, like, she's at the center of it because it's her movie. And like, everyone's looking to her to be like, well, what happened on set? And like, who do you think is right or wrong?

[A]

She's just a regular.

[B]

No.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

She doesn't know. She's not in those back room meetings. Like, she doesn't have real power.

[A]

No. She's a very much like a front facing part of this. Like people, they use her for media and press and it's like, exciting. She's like a woman's story getting. But she doesn't have real input nor.

[B]

Does she have like the experience or the prowess to like, see what's going on. So I just feel like bad for her because she's in the center. No matter how you slice it and.

[A]

To get your book made, she really is like, before all this, it was. I remember they did like a New York Times profile on her and it was like that particular. She sold 2 million books. Like, she's such an amazing success and she's kind of revitalized a stereotypically like, you know, people never gave romance novels much. They were never like, you know, in the front of the bookstore. It was never like sexy. It was just like kind of like these things women read in their spare time. So she revitalized like an entire different genre. She really is like a trailblazer. And now she's just kind of been like, like, it's like a pawn, you know?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And she has so many exciting projects coming up. Almost all of her books get optioned and she's really like a. She's a major success and she is like an inspiration. But now we just think of her as like Blake Baldoni.

[B]

But I do think there's a lesson here for her. I feel like she really was involved in this and like posting on Instagram about getting this off the ground. I do feel like she needs to establish a production company and take herself out of it a little bit and not be like so arm in arm with the cast because there's all this stuff that can go down and she's fun, she needs a little distance and I think that that's just like a good thing to do anyway.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Because she was very much like in the weeds.

[A]

Yeah. Which was great for PR and great for like, because the book was really created on social media, like the hype. So you can't leave people in the dust. You have to bring them on that journey with you. But that's really not stereotypically in the past how books get made. Like you buy a book and the author has no part of any, any of it. And that's, you know, hard for them. But that's what you get when you sell your book.

[B]

It's hard for them. But I think the dis. Distance would protect them a little bit and I think she needs that.

[A]

I agree.

[B]

And with all her books being turned into movies, it's a good lesson to learn.

[A]

Yeah. It's just crazy that this is the first one and like it went so south.

[B]

It's so this whole story is so crazy. Like this little book that like all the like the girls for the girlies has turned into one of the biggest scandals in Hollywood in years. It's not the biggest of this type.

[A]

And the fact that it's the type of scandal that's the things we're talking about are like sexual harassment, women in the workplace. And like the book is literally about these things. It's seriously like, it's, it's like it's stranger than fiction. It's like self fulfilling.

[B]

Stranger than fiction.

[A]

Correct.

[B]

Our fifth and final story. A little sports news. Aaron Rodgers has been cut from the Jets. I'm very like, I'm not happy about this.

[A]

I just, this has been Aaron Rodgers recently, like big time loser.

[B]

I spent a lot of my time watching his documentary. And so when I saw that, like, you know, they're telling this comeback story about how he's going to like be with the jets and win the super bowl. And by the time I watch the documentary, like they're already at, they're not even in the playoffs.

[A]

Right.

[B]

So I was like, oh damn, it's not their season. But you know, I'm still, like, rooting for that moment. And now he's been cut from the Jets. He will not return as quarterback.

[A]

And, And I have to assume, like, he's going to retire.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Such a bad way to go out.

[B]

I don't think he's going to retire. He spent. He worked so hard healing himself. I think he wants another season.

[A]

Where does he go? You know, where he should go.

[B]

The 49ers.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

They kind of need. Even though he didn't do a good job. But I don't know if it's more so that, like, Aaron Rodgers isn't good anymore. It's just the curse of the Jets. Like, the jets, they could have Tom Brady and like, everyone and they just still want to be able to do well. It's something in the air in that arena.

[B]

I think he has got his work cut out for him, but I think it's also the jets, like, I think he's still a great quarterback. He works so hard, he trains so hard. He literally, like, broke records in how quickly he healed his heel. And I, I. He's such, like, a mentally crazy person. Like, he's not going out like this. He wanted to play that same season that he got injured.

[A]

Yeah. No, I mean, you have to really orchestrate. When you're like, a great quarterback or any player, but specifically quarterback, you have to orchestrate, like, a really, a pargy way of going out. Even like Jason Kelce, that's the most recent retirement. While he didn't win, it was still an honorable way to go. Right. The Kelsey Bull. He went out on. On top. You know, Tom Brady did go out well the first time, and then he just kind of embarrassed himself. But you want to make.

[B]

No, but he won another super bowl with the Bucks.

[A]

Yeah, but he lost his family in return.

[B]

Right. But were they ever his?

[A]

They were his. They weren't his to lose.

[B]

If you love something, set it free. They don't come back. They were never yours.

[A]

In an ideal situation, like, you win the super bowl and then you retire, but, like, you have to do it in a, in a way that's, you know, not embarrassing. And, like, this is embarrassing to, like, I'm going to come and revitalize his loser team, he's going out this way. You got injured and then you got cut. So that's what I'm saying. He kind of can't.

[B]

He can't. He can't. I think he should go. Well, he'll go to another team. I like the 49ers.

[A]

I know. Even though, like, Brock's really working, working things out. He's not, like, amazing, but he's good.

[B]

I do think got married. You can cut him in watching his. No, not cut. Because it would be, like, a short backup.

[A]

He'd be like a.

[B]

In watching his documentary, like, the 49ers were, like, where he was supposed to go. That's like, really? Yeah. Like, when he was drafted, by the.

[A]

Way, I just want to say I didn't know that. I just, like, was using my knowledge of football to make an educated guess.

[B]

The way I remember it, he's from the Bay Area. When he was drafted, they, like, needed a quarterback and, like, he was hoping that that's where he was going. He had a really bad draft experience. It was a draft day situation where, like, nobody really wanted him. He wound up being drafted to the packers, but they already had Brett Favre, who, like, refused to retire.

[A]

Right.

[B]

So he had to, like, ride the bench for a number of years until it was his time. And the 49ers have always been, like, the. The one that got away. Well, and that's, like, maybe Brock could train under him. I think Brock needs a little bit of that Aaron Rodgers toughness.

[A]

Aaron dating right now because, like, all the wives, the best part of the 49ers is, like, Olivia Culpo, Christine Use, check. Claire Kittle. Like, the girlies. So just want to know who Aaron would be bringing to the. To the crew.

[B]

So no one at the moment, but I do think, like, the 49ers are where you go to find love. Like.

[A]

Oh, to settle down.

[B]

I just feel like the 49ers have good romantic energy. They seem. A lot of them seem like very happily stable partners.

[A]

I love that.

[B]

And because you could be with a girl from la, right.

[A]

Olivia.

[B]

It opens up the pool.

[A]

Olivia Culpo.

[B]

You're not saying, like, we have to move to Boise.

[A]

Yeah. You would love that, though.

[B]

I would, but they don't have a football team.

[A]

Yeah. But then you have to travel to the big city and become a big city slicker for the biggest.

[B]

Oh, my God. And I could just get so excited for every game.

[A]

Well, that's actually a great transition because we have Queenie and Weenie, and there are a little bit of, like, I have some sports selects.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

So Queenie and Weenie of the Week is a segment we do every Friday. Just sort of wrap up the week, take a look at the week at a glance, and give out two awards to Queenie of the Week and Weenie of the Week. Somebody who acted like A queenie this week and somebody who acted like a weenie this week. It's a seven day title. It's not that serious. You could be queenie one week, weenie the next. It hasn't happened, but it could.

[B]

Dreaming.

[A]

Yeah. Just like, don't take it so serious.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So you don't do queen nearweenie first.

[B]

We will do queenie first.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Oh, I was like, what was my Queenie? My Queenie Is a Friday edition. This part of your new studio?

[A]

Yeah, no, that's definitely up there for me.

[B]

This studio and this experience is totally my Queenie, though. It a great way to end the dream. It's giving such, like, Monday energy on a Friday. Like, we're bringing out the big guns and it's just been like so gargy to look at and have a fresh new environment. It's brought out some freshness in us. So the studio is my Queenie.

[A]

Mike Wheeney is Saquon Barkley. It's similar, but different. I just feel like I wasn't really familiar with Saquon and this week was a big week for Saquon, obviously winning the super bowl, but more so the media appearances. He's getting praised online for defending Taylor Swift. And everything I see about this man, and he's just like a cute fiance and they have a baby. Like, everything I see, I like. And I also just learned about his, like, story from the Giants. Like, I'm just learning and I'm like, yeah. And I just want to, like, keep the Philadelphia Eagles fans who listen to this show. I want to keep them happy because.

[B]

They'Re a scary bunch.

[A]

They're a scary bunch and they'll come to your town, you know, like, and I. I'm good.

[B]

My weenie of the week is unfortunately the Kansas City Chiefs. They.

[A]

Oh, wow.

[B]

They played in such a weenie like manner.

[A]

So weenie.

[B]

They barely gave us a Super Bowl. Like, we might as well have. We didn't even have a game. Even though, like, towards the end, Patrick kind of like threw the greatest touchdown of all time. But it's like, so irrelevant, which is so crazy. Yeah, like, the longest. The longest yard. Very much wean behavior. Like, we were all rooting for you. We all, like, got dressed and cooked in our faces. People traveled and they got hotels and, like, and sitters. Everyone was just like, showing up for a game and like, you guys and you didn't even show up right very much. We need, like, behavior. They are an instance of. I'm sure in the future they'll be The Queenies. Yeah, but, like, the week isn't over and, like, you're still nursing that.

[A]

Literally my weenie of the week. And I'm sorry to do this because she has been through a lot, but, like, weenie behavior needs to be called out. It's Mandy Moore. Like, the more I think about that story we talked about yesterday where she was like, blowing up Amazon for delivering that package to her parents in laws, like, burnt down house, they. And something we didn't even talk about when we were. We're discussing it is it can't be overstated that her parents ordered that shit to that specific location. So we're mad at Amazon for doing their jobs. Like, maybe, maybe the driver was like, oh, the person whose house burned down, like, doesn't have anywhere else to live, so they need like a delivery point. Like, I don't know. The more I thought about it, I feel like you have to be really careful when you're a celebrity going online to like, complain about social media. Not only did she misread the room here, like, she's also wrong in the situation. I'm sorry, she is.

[B]

I feel like the discourse that I've seen about it, people are like, thinking that it's. They're not disagreeing with Mandy about like, the craziness I. America, sweetheart.

[A]

That's the thing. And like, she's an Earth. She's always like. And up until recently, she's kind of been one of the most vocal celebrities and one of the celebrities who lost the most. So people are just championing her right now. And I'm down. And then the more I think about the situation critically, I'm like, wait, I love you and I'm sorry everything that's happened to you, but you are wrong.

[B]

No, you are wrong. When I think about that picture, I'm like, damn, Amazon. Like, you can get it anywhere, anytime. Like, and what. Imagine if they didn't deliver and it was the person's only receiving address to get stuff. And they're like, we're being discriminated against.

[A]

Because our house is burned down.

[B]

Right. But we still have land.

[A]

Right.

[B]

I just, I think it's preposterous. I understand seeing that picture, like, seeing that image, like driving up and there's a box in front of the rebel. And it would be more like a ha ha moment. Not even a haha.

[A]

It's kind of like a cultural statement. I could see that winning, like, photo.

[B]

Of the year, like, rather than like a shame on you for doing the job that I asked you to. Do.

[A]

Yeah. So it's poetic, but it's not unjust.

[B]

I agree. She's gotten, like, a little carried away with the praise.

[A]

Yeah. Right?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay. I'm so glad because I actually kept thinking about it. I saw people's takes and I'm like, wait, I disagree with all of you.

[B]

Like, every time I see the picture more and more, I'm just like, so impressed of that box standing there like. Like a phoenix from the ashes.

[A]

It's beautiful.

[B]

It's beautiful.

[A]

This has been a beautiful episode. I think we absolutely crushed. Sure. You agree? Yeah. He agrees. And that's our show. You guys, thank you so much. Listening to the toast of Monday morning show where we Deliver the Fast5 stories you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube. So if you're watching us on YouTube, please feel free to subscribe and give us video a thumbs up. We're also available as podcasts and where podcasts can be found so at Spotify itunes, Stitcher public video. I already castbox all the places. Wherever you listen to podcasts, find us the toast. Leave a five star review about how beautiful, stunning and wickedly talented we are.

[B]

Love you. Bye. Just in time for games day. Games tune.

[A]

Game tune.

[B]

Games tune. I hope this brings a little games to your life.

[A]

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