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Good morning, girlies. It's the toast.
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It's Jackson Claude and we're your host.
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It's your favorite show.
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The best five things you need to know.
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We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast.
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They sound amazing.
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Welcome back to the toast and happy Monday. Hope everybody had an amazing restorative weekend that wasn't affected by the stories stomach bug.
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We did have an amazing restorative weekend. Happy to have you back here restored though I had a lot of fun with Lish on Friday. I'm sure you guys, it's always like a special treat. Of course, a shift in energy.
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I hate to miss the toast. I'm like toxic work, you know, like, we have to do the show. I was so deeply unwell. And of course I did end up giving. I don't even want to say the noto virus because it wasn't that.
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And like, once you've actually had note of it's unmistakable.
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That is like, that's the like, everything underneath that, like, is just, you know, a little bug.
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A little have like a serious stomach bug. Like, you don't have to.
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It wasn't serious.
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You don't have to diminish what you had just because of that neuro.
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But like, when I Everyone, like, you know, my legacy is the Nora. Like, whenever people see no virus, like, it makes them think of me. I love that it's like that. And physical therapy is like what people think of when they think of me. And I just want you guys. Like, I wasn't having that. Don't worry. I took like a little smaller version of that. And then of course I gave it to Ben who, like, had to be so drama. He like, also had a fever. I'm like, you didn't have to go
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and have a fever.
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Yeah, can you just stop right now? Like, if I gave it to you, you obviously have a lesser version of it. But, like, stop acting like it's more whatever. That's why I was out on Friday. So I'm sure you guys miss me so much. Although the rumors were swirling that I was out on Friday because I didn't want to speak. You couldn't want to come face to face with garbage gate. And here's the thing about garbage kid. I'll say I appreciate the one person who defended me, but everybody else says clutter. You're wrong, you're wrong, you're wrong. And what's crazy is, like, I actually don't think I'm wrong. But, like, if everybody says you're dead Roll over. Like, I believe that if everybody says I'm wrong, like, maybe I'm wrong. So you know, I'll take the L on that one. But just because they're like, I was not hiding bitches.
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Like, she was certainly not. It's funny that it. She would never do that.
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That's insane.
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If you really, if you actually truly believe that, which I don't think people do, I think they were just the wrong thing. I think they were just joking. Sure. But if you actually truly believe that, then you don't know Turdi.
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You don't know Turdy.
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And how sad for you.
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I didn't even get to come on here on Friday and talk about the fact that my sister had a baby. Like, obviously it was a big show.
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It was a big show. We have secret pregnancy people.
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Everyone's like, secret project, Secret project. No, secret pregnancy.
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And then last night on Patreon, we dropped her pregnancy and birth story. So she's sharing like the journey of her pregnancy, her birth, like, what happened this time around. I love a birth story.
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I know you do.
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So I was so happy to receive that story from her. And it's now live on Patreon. If you have like so many questions about like, what the world has been up to, how did this happen? It's on the Patreon, she's like being super open and just sharing her truth. And she's just so happy and in like newborn bliss. And it's. It's a delight.
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It is. It is a real delight. I listened to it. I wasn't present for it because on Saturday I kind of did something crazy and I let my husband influence me, which is just something like a crazy person does. But it was actually generally positive. Ben has been like experimenting with like being a little bit more religious on Sabbath, which is Friday night to Saturday night, and turning off his phone now you're really supposed to like turn off all electronics. But we started with the phone.
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You got to start somewhere.
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And cuz you know what? I, like, I've always said, like, I'm like when I'm older, like I really want to become like much more religious. Like I always say, like when I'm older. And like I realized like, bitch, you are old.
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Okay, I'm older.
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It's the time now. Like I've always said like, yes, when I have kids, like, I really do want to be much more show more Shabbat. And it's like, if not now, when? So we started with the phones. I have to say, being off my phone Was such a delight. Although, like, I missed my family. Like, we couldn't make plans.
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We couldn't make plans. You were sort of like, in a
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new city, like, alone.
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No, I know.
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That was, like, not a good part.
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It was, like, hard for us. But I was like, excited to hear from you when you came back online. And Ben has been doing it for the last few months, but I do feel like you doing it too, has made it more real for him because you were his, like, is secretary.
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Like, he would literally be like, what time is it? What's the weather? Can you write this down? Text this to me? Like, shut up.
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Look this up. What time is this? But, like, when you're my phone off
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just to get away from him.
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Like, when you're both off your phones, you're really living the phone free life. And, you know, he was living via osmosis.
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The phone free life is insane. Like, first of all, like, what if something happened? You know? So in the middle of the day, like, I did turn on the news. Like, I know I'm so drama, like, one day, but I was like, what if there was, like, a terror attack or something? Like, I just had to check. Thankfully, nothing happened. And it really, like, the phone is the devil. The phone is the devil. And I loved it. I'm gonna try and do it more. Even though, like, I only don't want to do it because, like, Ben is so patronizing. He was like, isn't it amazing?
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Like, oh, you don't want him to be right?
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No, not only that, but it's like, you didn't invent Shabbat. Like, you're not God. It's like, congrats, you did it three times. He was just being annoying about it, which made me not want to do it, but I need to, like, stop being drama and just do it for the right reasons.
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But just connecting with the Lord and do for you. Course.
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And like, I was such a more present partner, mother, sister, friend. I really enjoyed it. I did also watch a lot of tv, which it's funny how, like, TV is now, like, me focusing, you know?
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Right, right. You were able to finally focus on the television. True.
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I watched a lot of, like, really quality television.
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Did you watch Italian Job?
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No, I didn't. I watched the Martin Short documentary, which I'd been wanting to watch. Like, it was heartbreaking. Like, it was great, but heartbreaking. I love Martin Short. I kind of wanted to hear from Meryl because they had, like, a star studded lineup. Martin Short is, like, in this, like, elite Hollywood Circle. I don't know if you knew it' actually based in Toronto. It was like this group of, like, Toronto comedians. And that's why, like, Eugene Levy, Catherine o', Hara, why they're like, always doing stuff together. It's because they come from this, like, comedy troupe. Martin Short is in it. And then, like, along the way they picked up some rag tag. Like Steven Spielberg and Tom Hanks are like, they're like this crew. Yeah, it got a little sinister when one thing about Tom Hanks is like, I don't know, I get bad vibes and Steven Spielberg. Yeah, I know. But, like, the way they were talking about it is nice. Like, they all had kids at the same time, so they just became like all mom friends.
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And now they're like, it's like the toxic mom. Yeah, like, exactly. Like how she just tell Nailery Duff
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and I don't know if you know, Martin Short just had to, like, really hard life. I've heard it was really sad, but he doesn't let it get him down. Like, one thing about Martin Short, he's not going to be sad. And I did have peace knowing, like, while he did lose the great love of his life, his wife Nancy, like, he's now kind of slaying with Meryl Streep. I would have loved to have heard from her. We haven't seen it. That good documentary. I highly recommend. I also watch a David Attenborough nature documentary about the gorillas. I did fall asleep in the middle, but that's not a, like, commentary. I was so tired. Yeah. I was like, being a present sister. This was on Shabbat. Like, being a present sister. Motherfucker.
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You weren't a present sister, though.
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Correct.
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Just a present mother.
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How did that affect you?
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You know, I was. I was sort of like missing my Code Jade.
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You did?
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Yeah, like, right when I saw you. Oh, I have to do this more
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people are missing me.
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Did you not see, like, when you texted back in the chat? I was like, how was Shabbat? Yeah. No, I called you like twice.
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Oh.
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And I was so excited to call you and tell you.
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Oh, yeah, this was the best.
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I called her. So it was Saturday. The end of the month was Sunday. So we knew that this weekend we had to do a Patreon. We assumed that we would do it together. I thought if you came over Saturday, we would do something.
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Planning on coming over on Sunday? I thought we could maybe like, you know, go for a drive, do a lunch and learn or something.
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Yeah, but, like, Sunday's crunchy. Plus we had Michael birthday party. So I took it upon myself to record with Olivia on Saturday because I was like, if she's up for it, might as well get the birth story out while it's all fresh. And I was so excited for Shabbat to end. So I could tell you, like, you did the homework. Yeah, I did the homework. And like, we're done.
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It's kind of like you have like a term paper coming up and you have such a pit about it. And then like the teacher writes an email. Like, extension. Yeah. Like, that's what it felt like. Jackie was like, we have to Patreon. I'm like, oh, yeah.
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Like, I was like, I called you because I wanted to talk about Patreon. She was like, oh, right. And I was like, I did.
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Was seriously a thrill. Like, best Shabbat ever.
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Best feeling ever.
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Like, I was literally rewarded by the Lord. Like, I got out of my assignment. It's so true. And then yesterday we had a big fun family day because it was Michaela's birthday party. Like just a blast.
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We went on the water slide.
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I got to keep going to kids parties. Like, seriously, the food there is insane. I was like housing bagels and cupcakes. Like, seriously, it was insane in a bathing suit, mind you. Yeah. And then, yeah, I went on the water slide. So did Jackie.
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So did I.
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That's the more shocking part that Jackie went on.
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I know. Like at the end of the party, we like went in the pool.
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Once everyone left, we could like take our cover ups off and go in the pool because it was very swim dress. Yeah. I was wearing like a matching swim surround. Like, we're literally those women in Sex and the City too. We were wearing burkinis.
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If there was a super covered up. If there was a bikini, I would have worn it.
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If there was a bikini to have been worn, like, I would have been purchasing it. Like, the more coverage, the better. But then everyone left and it was just like family and the kids. And we were like, okay, we can
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go in the pool now. So I. But I enjoyed my swim dress. And then I was ready to like wash my hair anyway because it was a slick back day.
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Same.
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So I was like, what if I'm going to dunk? What if I go on the water slide? And it was super fun.
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It was super fun. I loved being in the pool with you. You're so not a pool. Even though that astrologist did tell us you were a water sign.
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I am. I think she means in more of like a hydrating sense. Like, I love to drink water from the inside out. Yeah.
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What? How many times do you think since you've owned a pool?
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Have I been.
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Have you been in your own pool?
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Well, you would know.
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You've been there every time. I want to say three or four, Maybe six. That's insane. Maybe one thing about me, if I had a fudgeing pool, I would have to.
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I actually would love to know how much you would actually swim if you had a pool.
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If I had a pool, I would actually end up having to shave my head because, like, dealing with this, the pool. Water chlorine hair wash. While the thing is, I have. I'm on camera. I'm an on camera personality. I can't just go swimming every day, so I would have to end up shaving my hair and, like, wearing a wig so I could go swimming every day.
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You know what you could do if you had a pool? Like, because it's crazy to just sort of, like, go in your pool every day and, like, why is it crazy and whatnot.
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Oh, relax.
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Yeah.
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It's like, get a job.
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First of all, we can maj in the pool, which is my nightmare. Like, direct sunlight.
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No. You know that I got one of those floating maj tables. Like, a company sent it to me, and I don't even have it. Pool.
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We could use it in the Hamptons.
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Oh, that's a good idea. But okay. Yeah.
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And then I was gonna say, like, if you wanted to pull with purpose, which I.
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You know, I love to pull with purpose.
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I don't know if you're gonna like
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this, but I just like jazzercise or something.
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Like water laps. Like, laps. Like, you could, like.
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Why are you bringing up exercise?
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Like, you, like, pull with purpose. You're not just, like, lounging every day? Like, it could be your egg. Instead of, like, doing Soto method, like, you do laps. So that way I'll have to talk
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to Hillary about getting, like, a water program.
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Yeah. Water aerobics. You can do water aerobics. Yeah.
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Well, fun fact about us is, like, we actually went to a fat camp, and one of the activities was water aerob. Really beloved amongst the campers because it was, like, not that intensive.
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Yeah.
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Compared to, like, land aerobics, which we did have also.
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Yeah, water aerobics are fun. So it's just like, if you wanted to swim every day, but you don't want to swim every day.
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Before Soto method, like, anytime I ever earnestly tried to get into workout, my first stop was always some sort of aquatic facility. And let me tell you, it's like only 100 year old people. They know how to live.
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They do. It's easy on the body so you could swim laps.
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Did you see my new series?
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I did. I watched it this morning. I can't believe that he actually didn't fix it.
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Can you believe? Wait, ready? And I was like, I thought it
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was gonna be like a triumphant video.
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Of course not. Like, it's real. So basically, like the flush on the toilet just like fell off.
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Okay.
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And you could still use it. There's like this thing sticking out, but like, we need a new flush. And Ben was like, you know what? I'm gonna fix it. And he said it all on his own. I'm like, you're kidding me. I obviously have to film this. And then I was like, wait, let's turn this into a series. Because, like, you know, I always say, like, we have the perfect husbands, except for the fact that, like, they are not handy. They cannot use a drill, they cannot use a hammer. Like I am, you know, changing light bulbs and putting in things. It's just, it's humiliating. And I really want Ben to become more handy. So I figured if we made a series out of it, like, Ben would be excited about it. So I said, ben, once we put Ruby down tonight, let's fix the toilet and I'm gonna film it. And he was like, okay. We turned into this cute little series. Of course he ended up breaking the thing that we bought and didn't fix it. And then this morning, he instacarted like a new one and he bought the wrong one. Like, we have no toilet. We are worse off now than we were before. But check out episode one of my new series, Ben the Builder, available now on TikTok and Instagram Reels.
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I look forward to seeing it develop, but I do hope that at some point there's a triumphant moment.
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Yeah, when we get back home, I got to start like, breaking shit around the house. Like, I need more things to film. Yeah.
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Or have him hang something. Do you have anything you want to hang?
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No. It's like one thing about me. When I want something done, I cannot wait for my slow ass husband. Like, I do it myself. I hire a task rabbit. Like, I just do things.
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Maybe you could send him to my house and you have stuff you need to get done? Always.
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Oh, okay, great. Let us know.
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We'll show up with our camera. I'd love for him to, like, build a, you know, a reading bench.
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Oh, girl, slow down. Ben bought his first wrench yesterday. Like, that's where we're at.
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What do I need to fix in my house? House.
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So just like, a. You know, a floor tile that's been snaggled for a while, Like a little something.
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No, but I. I'm sure I can think of something.
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Yeah. We're gonna need projects for our new series, which is being lauded.
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I'll let you come around the house. But then you also need to have, like, someone who comes in after Ben and, like, actually the fixer. The fixes it.
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Yeah.
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Does it properly?
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Absolutely. So it's just churning out content. Like, not a big deal. Content has things.
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No big deal. I was reading for redheads. We're reading the book Yesteryear.
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I've been seeing it everywhere. Lots of, like, hot takes.
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Lot. I would love to hear, like, the hot take. Know the concept, right?
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Yeah. It's a tr. It's about a trad wife. It's. People are basically saying it's Ballerina.
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And this woman, this author, hates ballerina.
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And one thing about me, like, I'm not getting on board for ballerina hate.
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There are so many, like, aspects of the character that I actually really like. And I'm like, I love Ballerina. And then the things about her that are obviously hateable because she made her hateable. I blame the author. It's, like, not one thing sticks to Ballerina for me, of course.
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No, no. And it's just, like, so tired. Like, leave Ballerina the fuck alone.
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Yeah. And I feel like she's trying to make, like, a lot of grand statements about influencers. Of course, like, childhood culture, but not even that. Also, like, putting your kids on Internet. And I feel like she's sticking it all on ballerina. And that's not fair because in terms of, like, the.
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The kids on Internet exploitation, she's not. I couldn't pick one of her kids
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out of, like, I don't know their names, really.
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No. I saw an influencer kid the other day, and I actually felt like a pedophile. I'm like, why do I know your name?
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You saw them in the wild.
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In the wild.
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Yeah. That's weird.
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It's weird.
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Yeah, that's weird.
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Like, when I can identify a child like it. So please don't put that on Ballerina. I am ready for that conversation whenever everyone else is, but I don't think, like, her kids. I could not tell you one of their names, actually. Just the baby, Greta, because.
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Oh, and I think there's a Flora.
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There is a Flora, but I think there's also a Martha, because we're like three for nine.
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Three for nine.
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I just like, she's so not the worst perpetrator there.
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Yeah.
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Oh, and speaking of kids on the Internet, I'm so excited to talk about the d' Amelios today because one thing about me, like, I've been ready for the conversation about the d' Amelio parents.
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Oh, I'm not ready.
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Oh, really? I've been ready since I watched that turn to ass show that they obviously forced their kids to do. Really?
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That's how you felt?
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Oh, my God. Did you not.
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I don't remember.
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The two girls are on the brink of mental psychosis and their parents are over there telling them to, like, get the ring light out. They have a meeting with Abercrombie. Like, just. They're so. But they do the exploitation in a way of, like, really buttoned up, you know, they.
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Yeah, it's like premium stuff. You know, some people, they are not
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like privileges parents are like the more like, I would say, like low brow exploitators.
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But they don't get away with much because she, like, doesn't let them know.
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But, like, when your parents start making their own TikTok accounts, like, to piggyback off of your success. Extreme Red Flag. And I just want to say I believe I'm on Team Charlie.
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Charlie, get her on Namesake.
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Charlie on Namesake.
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I was telling Ben about Namesake.
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He loved the idea.
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I think it's so. Well, because, you know, special Ben is
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like, really excited about us as a, like a family and a group starting multiple podcasts.
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Oh. And he wants also multiple businesses. Like, any business idea I would ever have, like, I go to Ben, I tell Ben, like, he'll get it off the ground and he's gonna support it.
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He just got a business off the ground for us that we're like, launching in a couple of months. That's like legit as hell.
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Yeah. That's what we've been, like, working on and fighting in the car.
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It's true. The Garbage Gate is kind of the origin story of our next brand.
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It's. Yeah, it's part. It's a big part of the. The story of the journey, the brand ethos. Yeah.
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We should put it in our brand book. Yeah. So, yeah, Ben is very down for us to, like, try the launch.
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He's like, launch, launch, launch.
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He would love to have a podcast with me. Like, he loves podcasts.
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What if I did Namesake with him? I think it's a one on one.
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Yeah, agreed. Like, it could. It needs to be like your passion project. Even though, like, you kind of have an expiration day with your passion projects.
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Why redheads? Seven years.
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Yeah, it's true.
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Literally, if my passion project lasts seven years, then it's.
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What's that? We're a passion.
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Then it's not, like a blip on the radar.
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It's true.
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It's true. Seventy books we read.
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It's true.
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It's true. That's a success. Even though, like, we're. We're gaining steam and, like, everyone's on top of everything and, like, we're not going anywhere anytime soon. Like, all of the comments, like, not that we do it for this. Like, all of the comments every episode. Like, please.
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That's why you guys do it. For sure.
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B
We'll keep you a secret. And so we're not. I would never do that to the community. But even if I ever ended redheads. We've read 70 books. We are a success.
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A
And the redheads will never end because there's always, like, a weaselly sister waiting on her. Waiting for her time. And we're only reading smut. Speaking of smut. Oh, my God. I'm sorry. The banner from my weekend when I was sick. I was, like, looking for stuff to watch, and I was like, you know, let me just finish off campus. And I have to say, like, TikTok really was, like, serving me hype videos. People are obsessed with it. They were making fan edits. I was like, maybe I missed something. And you know what? I feel like I was in, like, a toxic headspace when I watched it the first time. Just being, like, a hater, looking down on, like, you know, smut. Interesting when I tell you. And here's the thing, because I remembered when I watched, like, the first four episodes, I really liked it. Episode five and six were so bad that it made me stop watching it. Episode seven and eight. Oh, my God, Like, I wonder if
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B
they're, like, were directed by different people.
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A
You know, it's the most amazing show. Like, they. They. And you know what? I really did read the book. And so I was remembering all this stuff coming back to me. It's amazing. I take back every negative thing I said, like, I need more episodes. They're doing a season two now with, like, two characters who we met in the. In this first season. And, like, Bridgerton. Yes, exactly, Bridgerton. I think that's also how the book was. It was like, the friend and the friend are hooking up in secret. So good. Like, sorry, I take back everything I said. Like, I'm fully. I'm in It, Like, I might want to watch it again, like, because I. I don't feel like I was truly present.
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B
Okay.
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A
I might have been in, like, a luteal or whatever, you know, where, you know you're in a bad mood about stuff.
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B
Yeah, I think that's what happened. Ludio. I don't know. But also, Ludio was garbage. Kate, too.
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A
I just feel like my life is Ludio. Living Ludio. That's my reality show.
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B
Looking forward to follicular horizons.
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A
Oh, follicular.
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B
I think.
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A
I think follicular is, like, balance is
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B
as best as you could be. Is follicular. That's right after your period. So you're, like, you've de. Bloated. You're ovulating. What's period?
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A
Menstrual.
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B
Okay, so you got follicular, like, ovulatory, which. I get really bad cramps when I'm ovulating. Yeah. Not fun. Then. Luteal.
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A
We're both wearing white pants.
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B
When you're, like, mad that your partner
- [17:50]
A
didn't adequately impregnate you, so your body, like, starts to reject him. We're both wearing white pants.
- [17:57]
B
We are, but we're not simpatico today. Like, our sweaters couldn't be more different. So different. What were you about to say? You, like, had one more thought. Like, did I? Yeah, you were about to say something. Oh.
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A
Oh. But then I was gonna take it back because I realized you don't like to talk about periods like your own period.
- [18:16]
B
Yeah.
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A
I was just gonna ask if yours had returned.
- [18:18]
B
Yeah, it has.
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A
Ah. And you didn't make a big deal about it?
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B
No, I didn't.
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A
You're so chill.
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B
I am.
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A
Jackie came up with a new anti name for me. You know how all the kids, they call me cogers? Jackie's gonna have them start calling me pick me auntie.
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B
No, Claudia is such a. A pick me auntie. What were you doing last night?
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A
I called the kids, obviously, because, like, actually, they call me first.
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B
You call me, but I happen to be with them. So we were all on FaceTime, and
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A
I was just recapping the day, and I was like, you guys, how amazing was it when anti koshers went on the water side? Because I went in for them. Like, I wasn't, like, gonna go unless they were like, coasters, will you go? Because they couldn't go. It was a kind of adult. It was, like, not adults.
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B
It was like, it's for big kids.
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A
And they were, like, loving. They were like, go again. Go again. So I was just sort of, like, recounting the magic. And Jackie was like, you're being such a pick me.
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B
She was like, how cool was it when I went on the slide?
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A
And I guess, like, anytime I do stuff for the kids, like, I just bought them a disco ball. I'm like, how much do we love the disco ball? That codier it's got for them. I am sort of. I'm not pick me. I just don't want my, like, contributions to go unnoticed. And they just have this disco ball being like, oh, yeah. It's like this thing in my house. No, it's buffering by your auntie, like, yeah, Cogers.
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B
Right.
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A
Who also went on the water slide in such a fantastic, brave way. Don't you find?
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B
So now you know what I meant.
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A
Yeah. No, I am a pick me aunt. I'm always like, when someone's wearing something that I bought for them, I'm like, oh, my God, is that the Mario bathing suit that codiers bought for you?
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B
Who bought you that bathing suit?
- [19:33]
A
And I always have to get, like, a video thank you, co chairs for this Mario bathing suit.
- [19:38]
B
Yeah. That's when you're not here and, like, you send something for us, and I have to send you, like, you know, my debt. Yeah, of course.
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A
Your payment. Yeah.
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B
Which is a video of them wearing it saying, thank you.
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A
Yeah, yeah. Worth every penny.
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B
Totally.
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A
Now we have so much to do today. D' Amelios are in crisis. Si. Swim week. Everyone who's anyone except for us was there.
- [19:55]
B
Yeah. Literally.
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A
Even though right here, I just want to say, like, like, Sports Illustrated. Thank you. Like, please never invite me to your facility. Like, because I'll have to say yes. It's like, a cool thing, but, like, I can't.
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B
But of course. Never walking that Runway until I'm done having children.
- [20:09]
A
No, no, I will walk the Runway. Like, two years after. Sorry. Three years after, like, my last child. But once I get, like, fully plastic surgery, I got new breasts, mommy makeover. I'm on the shot for at least two years. Then, like, I am your. I'm your covergirl. Okay.
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B
No, but we could have been invited to the event.
- [20:28]
A
Oh, to watch skinny people walk? I'm good.
- [20:30]
B
No, no, but I still wouldn't have wanted to go. But I thought that's what you meant to. But you're saying, never invite me to the Runway. But what if they invited you to the party? It seemed like a cool party.
- [20:38]
A
Yeah, no, but, like, I'm not in my party mode. I don't need to go to party right now.
- [20:40]
B
Yeah.
- [20:41]
A
Somebody asked me to play mahjong after bedtime. Like, are you kidding me? You know what I was thinking the other night? I'm literally like the opposite of a vampire. Like, how they can't leave the house during the day, only the night. I cannot leave my house at night. Like, I can only leave my house during the day. Like, I'll go to a rager during the day. Anything that happens after 6 o', clock, like, I'm like, you could invite me to Seriously, like, the Met Gal. I couldn't go.
- [20:58]
B
Yeah, like Dracula. That song, Dracula.
- [21:03]
A
I don't know.
- [21:03]
B
You don't know the song? You know, can you sing it now? I'm Mr. Charisma.
- [21:08]
A
Oh, is that Dracula?
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B
Pablo Escobar, My friends are saying. Shut up, Jenny. Just get in the car.
- [21:15]
A
I just want him to be. I know that from Tik Tok.
- [21:17]
B
How do you know that from Reals? And then it came on my. My Spotify today. Because I was listening to Somber Radio.
- [21:25]
A
Of course you were. I wanted to update the group with one more thing. I'm sure you and Ben talked about how Ben's like, journey to getting to the Nick game.
- [21:32]
B
His journey to trapping an NBA player.
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A
Yeah, as with his big breasts. No, Ben was probably talking about how he's gonna go to the game. So the NBA finals, like, are locked in. It's the San Antonio Spurs. Oh, so that's the guy who punched Britney Spears. Victor Webanyama.
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B
Okay.
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A
He's like 24. He's 78 and he's like, like, it's like, not fair. They're from San Antonio. They'll be playing the New York Knicks. The first game is in San Antonio on Wednesday. Obviously Ben was like, you know, making arrangements, flying flights from here to San Antonio.
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B
And did they win last night? Was that the final?
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A
No, that was two nights ago.
- [22:01]
B
Oh, okay. I didn't know that it had been settled.
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A
I don't know if Ben cares that I'm like, blowing up his spot. But, like, of course, in the most Ben fashion, he has found not only a free ticket to the game, like a premium free ticket, he also found a flight.
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B
Flight.
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A
A private flight.
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B
As I said he would. You guys were here. I said that he would.
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A
He did. The way I hate him. Like, I. I was trying to, like, make a comparison, like, for Ben. Because this is. I think this, like, a good comparison is like, if Taylor Nation was putting together, like, a private flight with, like, you know, high profile fans of Taylor to go to, like, Taylor's opening night of her Next tour. That's, I guess, the equivalent.
- [22:38]
B
Yeah, but Ben says it's actually bigger because Taylor can tour all the time.
- [22:42]
A
It says no because Taylor has gone on and will go on many tours. And the next, it's not up if they get there.
- [22:48]
B
Right, I understand. But I'm also, like, worried. What about the other games? So he's gonna go to multiple. Right?
- [22:55]
A
So the first two games are in San Antonio. He's not gonna go to the second one.
- [22:58]
B
Okay, fair.
- [22:58]
A
He said we can watch from home. I'm like, oh, just us. He was like, no, we have to invite people over. It's like, okay.
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B
Oh, I'll come.
- [23:03]
A
No, I think I'll be back in New York by then.
- [23:04]
B
Oh, I won't come.
- [23:05]
A
Then there's two in New York, and I told the ones in New York are, like, five times the price. So I told him he'll just have to, like, wait outside on StubHub or Game Time. And once the first quarter starts, just buy a ticket. Like, you can't. I'm sorry. It's insane. Do you see somebody just spent $250,000, set a record for a ticket at Madison Square Garden.
- [23:23]
B
Was it a good ticket?
- [23:24]
A
I hope so.
- [23:24]
B
I think it wasn't. I feel like courtside would be more. Yeah.
- [23:29]
A
And I wonder, like, Kylie and Timothy and Travis, like, when everybody goes, like, you get those tickets for free courtside.
- [23:35]
B
You do?
- [23:36]
A
Yeah. Like the Knicks celebrity row, like, they invite. They get. Okay, but I don't know what. Timothy will definitely get one. I don't know if we'll get a plus one, you know?
- [23:44]
B
Well, she can pay for hers.
- [23:45]
A
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It'll be very exciting.
- [23:49]
B
Yeah, it is exciting. I hope he goes to as many games as possible.
- [23:52]
A
Me too. No, I'm very supportive, but, like, within reason, financially, like, I am still me.
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B
But I do think he'll. He'll definitely get into a New York game for free. Yeah. I'm sure brands will be activating.
- [24:02]
A
Yes, of course. And that goes without saying. Any brands activating.
- [24:05]
B
I also think brands activating should bring the Brunson boys. Like, to bring it full circle.
- [24:08]
A
Yeah. But the thing about the Brunson boys is there, like, a couple of nobodies.
- [24:11]
B
No, I love. But I think that's what makes it so great. Great.
- [24:13]
A
Yeah.
- [24:13]
B
Real fans. Like, the fans.
- [24:15]
A
Tart does a trip, and they're like, why don't you bring, like, firefighters? And it's like, okay, well, because nobody wants to watch firefighters. All my respect and love. But, like, that's not Why a brand is doing a brand trip.
- [24:23]
B
No, but I think that like, brands also get heat for like not bringing like actual fans of the product or whatever it is. So I think this would be like a great moment for a brand to bring real people.
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A
I love that the Brunson boys give
- [24:33]
B
them a call and they're viral, of course. You know, they have virality. So I think we'll be good.
- [24:39]
A
Very exciting time.
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B
Let's get into the stories. Without further ado to do to do it is time for the Fast 5 stories that you do need to know.
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B
Because of the low calorie.
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A
Well, obviously it's like part delicious. But you know, we had outshine in our house growing up because daddy loved those lime bars. Do you remember?
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B
Yes, I do.
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A
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B
I have been to Myrtle beach and
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A
it was kind of a formative trip that you reference like often in your adult life, don't you find?
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B
Yeah, it was just like a beautiful beach, easy to get to. So many activities. I imagine it's like so family.
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A
You were with a big group, right?
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B
I was with a big group. We rented a big house.
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A
So people were going here, people were going there. Like if there was a group that wanted to shop, if there was a group that wanted to beach, if there was a group to wanted to, you know, bars, club.
- [28:49]
B
Yeah, there was something for everyone. You know, people who like to lay out beautiful beaches, walkable.
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A
I love that.
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B
I think maybe I rollerbladed.
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A
Wait. Breaking news in Jackie and Myrtle beach saga is that you rollerbladed.
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B
Like I actually. I can't imagine. I brought my blades.
- [29:04]
A
No, you probably rented because they have that.
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B
They have everything. They have everything.
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A
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Tried in Truvia so with the familiar
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B
Yeah, I bake a little.
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B
Nervous now I'm feeling nervous that, like, I didn't.
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A
Oh, you made it up. That's right.
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B
Just like, I don't know, the more you think about something, like, sort memories, like, start to come back, but, like, maybe you start to embellish, like, the mind.
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A
I think the world of bleeding at Myrtle beach was just a fever dream.
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B
Maybe. But I don't know why. Like, it just sound. I. Maybe I had, like, ideas. Like, ideas of rollerblading and, like, nobody
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A
wanted to go with you.
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B
No, we're like. Like, I don't know. Maybe I just thought it was a good idea, you know?
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A
It is a good idea. It's a beautiful beach to rollerblade by.
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B
It is. And we were just, like, going from house to house. Like, why not Blade there?
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A
Okay. You definitely didn't. Why not Blade there?
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B
Anyways, let's get into the stories. First up, 2026 SI Swimsuit Runway show at Miami Swim week. So Sports Illustrated did their big one, their swim week fashion show, and this year, it's bigger than ever. It's going to be on Hulu. Oh, it's really the new Victoria's Secret fashion show.
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A
They had a musical performer.
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B
They had Lizzo perform, and so not only did they have the usual models, but they had a lot of, like, Hulu swirlies.
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A
Yeah.
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B
Like, all four Naders. All four Nader sisters. A lot of Dancing with the Stars,
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A
which I thought was an amazing addition just because the Dancing with the Stars swirlies, like, are literally bikini models. They've insane bodies. Like, I love that. Yeah.
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B
And it makes sense, like, tying it back to Hulu. ABC Family. The weird.
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A
The only weird thing is, is the Lizzo performance. It's such a bad choice.
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B
Found it to be a little bit bananas.
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A
I did find it to be a little bit bananas. It's just a bad choice. Like, her only because, like, her music is really not popular anymore, and everything that they did is so on the nose. Like, they got all the girls from Instagram. Like, it's very of the moment. And I could think of a hundred girls. I assume they wanted to, like, have a girl performer, but I could think of a hundred people who would be better suited for that. Like, Tate McCray or, like, literally anyone whose songs actually get played. What song did Lizzo sing?
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B
I don't know. I guess we'll have to watch this stream.
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A
That was, like. It just feels like somebody. Whoever chose the musical performer was not also involved in the casting of, like, the models because the models were, like, so.
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B
Or like, someone there is just has stake in rehabilitating Lizzo.
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A
Or it's like, a big Lizzo fan themselves.
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B
Yeah. They just, like, wanted Lizzo.
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A
Yeah.
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B
I think Tate McCray is probably, like, too big to do something like this, but there are plenty of.
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A
It's, like, a big thing.
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B
It is.
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A
I guess it's like, the first one. Maybe they'd have a hard time booking someone.
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B
But also, if this is the new Victoria's Secret Fashion show, which I believe it is, I don't think there's any way for the Victoria's Secret Fashion show to come back in, like, an iconic way. No matter. Matter whether they are more inclusive, less inclusive, everything stinks.
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A
It's over. Yeah. I don't stop trying.
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B
When they're inclusive, I want them to be exclusive. When they're exclusive, I want them to be inclusive. It's done. Just done with you. Because you stand for nothing.
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A
They stand for nothing. And, like, there's a way to do inclusive that doesn't feel, like, bad. You know what I mean? Like, there's nothing worse than, like, being inclusive. And it's like, when it's not your typical body standard, it's like, a bad image or, like. Yeah. It's, like, real. Okay. Well, they can also be, like, airbrushed. You know what I mean? It's like that whole airy, like, get Real campaign, and it's like, well, that's great, but, like, why can't it be va va voom.
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B
Glamorous and inclusive, Real and beautiful.
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A
Yeah. Like, why does inclusive have to always be ugly? Like, they make it ugly.
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B
Yeah.
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A
Whereas, like, there's nothing ugly about it, but the way that the spin that they put on it is, like, sad. Yeah. So I think that Sports Illustrated is inclusive in ways that is not sad. It's like, everyone looks glamorous. Everybody has.
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B
No, everyone looks amazing. There's bodies of all shapes and types.
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A
Moms, pregnant, postpartum. Like, I love that they really include it all in a way that's still glamorous. Why do we always have to sacrifice glamour for inclusivity?
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B
I don't know. And some people, they just, like, can't get it right, but Sports Illustrated really gets it right. But that's also because it's who they are and who. That's who they've always been. Victoria's Secret, like, trying to do inclusivity just makes no sense, Right?
- [35:52]
A
Yeah, it's true, but, like, so inauthentic.
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B
Sports Illustrated has always been about, like, amazing bodies. Athletes.
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A
Athletes. Yep.
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B
So it just really works. I really think now having it streamed on Hulu, like, it is the new Victoria's Secret fashion show. So they did have performers. Oh. And what I was going to say is the Victoria's Secret Fashion show sometimes did have male performers. And that was really fun, too, because, like, your husband.
- [36:11]
A
Not only that, some of the hottie.
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B
And Adam Levine.
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A
Some of the most iconic moments in pop culture history are when male performers performed at the Victoria Secret Fashion show. Justin Bieber show you off. Fallout Boy. Like, the weekend. He was great. Kanye and Jay Z, they did it together. Like, I'm sorry, iconic levels. And they need to. The show needs to be successful because we need to get back to that era. Like, the Victoria's Secret Fashion show at its height, like, was one of the best things that ever happened to me. Yeah.
- [36:42]
B
I think this is on its way. So I agree, like, Lizzo's not, like, the ideal performer, whether it's a man or woman. But it would have been exciting to have a man because maybe, like, Zandra starts dating. Somber.
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A
No, no, Somber.
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B
Somber.
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A
Yeah, like somebody up and coming. Because. Yeah, maybe it's not a proven show. Maybe they can't get, you know, Taylor Swift. I mean, Taylor Swift performed, literally, Taylor Swift's performance at the Victoria's Secret Passenger, like, is in the hall of fame of just, like, moments that mean the world to me.
- [37:07]
B
Yeah. It's also great when she joined Fall Out Boy when, like. And I think with Lizzo, too, when they get someone that's, like, is on the. Like, looks like a Runway model. Like, Lizzo is wearing the bathing suits and she's doing. And she looks.
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A
She's basically walking. Like, when Taylor walked, you couldn't tell who was a Victoria Secret model model
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B
and who was Taylor. Yeah. And that's cool. So I think, like, that's what they were trying to do by going with, like, a girly. It's just, like, the bananas of it all.
- [37:28]
A
No. Not only the bananas. Like, let's say she had bananas. But her music was, like, huge hits.
- [37:32]
B
But.
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A
No, but I just saw a tweet that Huda Mustafa's song performed better than Lizzo's new song. What does that say?
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B
Even if she sang DNA test the couple hits, like, okay, I can bop to that.
- [37:46]
A
So can I.
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B
The classic.
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A
But she didn't sing. And was there another performer or just her?
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B
I think just her.
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A
Bad choice. Like, that's the only thing that feels off when everything else has been like, seriously, 10 out of 10.
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B
Yeah. Maybe Lizzo has something coming up with Hulu. Maybe it should have been like a Hulu affiliate.
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A
Like a Disney person.
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B
Yeah.
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A
Dove Cameron, you know?
- [38:05]
B
Yeah. She would never.
- [38:06]
A
No. But I'm just trying to think, like, who's like a Disney. Like a Disney star. Like Olivia Rodrigo.
- [38:10]
B
Yeah, she would have been good. Yeah. So here's who walked of, like, the notable names, of course. Alex Earl, all our cover girls, mother of Sports Illustrated. All the COVID girls. Tiffany Haddish, Sandra, Bethany. Oh, Hillary Duff. Did not.
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A
Hillary Duff. Did not.
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B
And who was. Oh, Nicole Williams.
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A
She was there.
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B
Did walk Bethany. Again, 55 years old. Like, the pictures are ins and the videos. She looks insane.
- [38:31]
A
I'm sorry. Bethany walking the show, like, is such a slay on her part. She's the most insane body.
- [38:37]
B
Yeah.
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A
And she's keeping up with, like, the 19 year olds.
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B
No. And I feel like every time she does the Sports Illustrated show, like, her and Alex are like the headline. Like, she is the biggest person walking. Everybody's talking about her. It's not like there are a couple people here who, like, come off like footnotes, whatever, but it's always about Bethany.
- [38:55]
A
They had Alona Mar. They were really firing on all cylinders. They had a Dancing with the Stars, like, mini performance.
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B
They had a mini performance. They had all four Nader. Alex did a little. Did they, like a little spin?
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A
They had all four Nader sisters walking together, which I loved. They had Stassi. They had Camille Kostic, like, you know, greats. Sports Illustrated greats. It was really. I. I really enjoyed being a. I
- [39:16]
B
kind of want to watch the Hulu special because I was, like, looking for more videos on my. On my algorithm.
- [39:20]
A
Me too. No. And they did their social media manager, like, firing on all cylinders, like rays for her. But I will be watching the production as well.
- [39:28]
B
Yeah.
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A
And, like, I just know who's ever in charge of, like, the lighting for the. I always think this every year, but whoever's in charge for the lighting on Sports Illustrated like, loves women. Like, it is the most delicious lighting. I always think, no, they look amazing.
- [39:40]
B
Whoever's doing the spray tans. Who's doing the spray tans?
- [39:44]
A
I. I always feel like it's like a kopari sponsorship, cuz you know that like, kopari body glow. It's like tan. Everybody looks like, so smooth.
- [39:50]
B
Also, like, this has become a huge event. Like, every model who was there is, like, has, like, two brand partnerships from the weekend. Like, everything is, like, brand. It's like a mini, like.
- [40:01]
A
Yeah, yeah.
- [40:02]
B
It's really crazy. It's gotten so big, and swim week
- [40:05]
A
has always been a thing, but it's like this very small, random, like, niche trade show that happens in Miami.
- [40:10]
B
Like Real Housewives of Austin county fashion fashion show at swim week.
- [40:14]
A
Absolutely. But it's now like a major media weekend because of Sports Illustrated, and it's lifted up all these other shows. Like, I saw a couple people cup she.
- [40:23]
B
I saw Wild Fox Boutique who had everyone walking slow.
- [40:27]
A
Is that where Gia Giudice was?
- [40:28]
B
Yeah, but everybody was walking that slow. Yeah, but I saw Gia's went viral first, and I'm like, oh, that's weird. But everybody was walking that slow.
- [40:34]
A
Yeah, they're lifting up, like, the whole industry. The swimwear industry, which I loved.
- [40:38]
B
Yeah. So that was fun. It comes to Hulu June 9th.
- [40:43]
A
Once again, like, Hulu, doing what needs to be done.
- [40:47]
B
I think we announced this, like, when they did the that we said that this was coming.
- [40:51]
A
What? Well, from what I've seen, I feel extremely hopeful.
- [40:55]
B
Yeah, me as well. Our next story. Charlie Dilio's parents have been accused of stealing money from her when she was making money as a child influencer. The report originally came from Dumois and alleged that Tik Tok superstar Charlie d' Amelio became aware of missing cash after her parents, Mark and Heidi, were supposed to have been removed from her accounts. Duma also posted that the issue caused a rift in the family with trust. Charlie's sister Dixie siding with the parents.
- [41:20]
A
Yeah. So people have thought for a while that Charlie's been on the outs with her family, like, for almost a year because, you know, she didn't go to Dixie's party.
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B
And like, Dixie.
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A
Yeah. And so, of course, like, when someone's on the outs from their family, like, I'm always like, well, your family wants what's best for you. Like, maybe, like, you know, Hollywood has gotten to Charlie, but if you look at her actions over the last, like, year or two, she's actually really like, made her life Very small. She took on this like, background role on Broadway. I think that like the fame life, the LA life was really not for her. She like barely posts on social media and Dumont came out with this response with this article and her father's response immediately made me side with Charlie. Like, if this report comes out and you're so worried about public perception that you're in the comments section fighting with people going live on Tick Tock, talking about how all you've done is protect Charlie from all the pedophiles in her DMs over the years. Like, such a red flag dad response. I have always thought that there's something extremely sinister about those two parents. Like the fact that their daughter went viral on Tick Tock and they all decided to make their own accounts and monetize and like dance and stuff and then all move to LA and do it as a family. It's like, well, the Internet doesn't love the family. They just want Charlie. And like, you could see it from the numbers. Like her parents have like millions of followers and get like four views. Like, it was just such a, an odd way to deal with her instant fame. And now I do have sympathy like that. No one knows how to deal with that. Right. But I've never felt like their number one goal was protecting their daughters. And then when you watch that one season reality show, like they should get that show scrubbed from the Internet because it's such a bad look for the parents.
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B
Well, it's just the concept in general. Even if they were all sitting around smiling, it's like your daughters are teenagers. They're going through mental health struggles in the public eye and you've put a huge camera in their home and in
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A
front of their face and the show is like literally just them crashing out, especially Dixie. Like, the girls get so much hate, like Tick Tock Gen Z. Like, it's like the worst of the Internet. They get made fun of extent, like, and the parents filming it and then like talking like, not like the messaging wasn't like take time off was like, well, how are we going to make this work? It was such a red flag. I think they're the most sinister individuals and I so believe that they're stealing money just because, like, it does look like the well has sort of run dry. Charlie doesn't like do what her parents say anymore. Right. Like, she moved across the country and so I don't think their TikTok brand deals are coming in the way that maybe they once were at the height of Charlie's like, tick tock stuff. And I believe wholeheartedly that they definitely stole from her. And I think that the dad's reaction is so, no, not what, like a dad to young daughter.
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B
He commented. He said, no one called me for an interview. This is not true. We love Charlie, but she is being manipulated. And I have the receipts. Over the last six years, we have remained silent and never addressed gossip. But the time has come to set the record straight. He responded to a comment saying, she's always had a team in place. Lawyers, business manager, manager, agent. We purposely set it up that way. Not sure if you know anything about our family, but we were doing fine before Tick Tock.
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A
Then why didn't you, like, quit your job, sell your house in Connecticut and all move to LA LA to become Tick tockers ourselves? Yeah, like, that was the whole thing. You made Dixie do music. Like, Dixie wasn't a tick tocker. It was just Charlie and, like, they had to make it the whole family and everyone. Like, Dixie went begrudgingly. And the parents were, like, obsessed with their own fame. Like, so weird. I get such a bad vibes from them. And let's say that, like, none of this is true, but, like, your daughter's not speaking to you and, like, you're going on Tick tock live. Like, I just think a genuine individual, like, would not give a. What the public is saying. They would work on fixing the relationship with their daughter. And if your daughter has these, like, sinister bad people in place and there she's being manipulated. Like, you're on TikTok live talking about, like, why don't you go fly across the country and try and save your daughter? Like, you, like, I just don't believe anything he says. He's such a greasy guy. Like, I hate him.
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B
Yeah. Also, it could be like, he didn't directly transfer millions of dollars from her account to his account, but, like, if they were in charge of, like, their living arrangements, everything to do it. Like, they were managing the finances while she was earning and not keeping the money because, what, she's 15? And they were probably just living so large that at the end of the day, what she earned, there's not much left because they were spending it on the house.
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A
Did too much. They started like, a line of ring lights, they started a line of clothing. They started a $25 million venture capital fund to, like, invest in brands. It's like you're a tick tocker. Calm down. And like, three of you can't even hack it on Tik Tok. Except for Charlie and she doesn't even want to do it anymore because you guys have made it so, so unfun. I. The thing is, is like when somebody goes really viral on TikTok you, like from the outside, it's like, oh, good. Her whole family's moving with her and it's like that's how she'll stay protected. And it's like, there's really no good way to be famous and young. No, because it's like, well, sometimes, you know, you don't have parents and you get, I think Tana Mojo talks a lot about how like she, her parents like, literally abandoned her and like, it was so bad and so there's really no good way because then your parents come with you and seemingly, like they're good individuals. You know, they had a job, they know how to manage money and, and you're stealing from your 15 year old daughter. Like, I'm sorry. It's so I, I, I really got, I have always gotten the worst vibes from these two. And if you want to know like, what I'm talking about, watch their.
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B
But then why is like, Dixie not there for Charlie?
- [46:17]
A
Yeah, that's bad. I hate to see the sisters fighting.
- [46:19]
B
Yeah, they need, but it's impossible.
- [46:20]
A
Like, you always think, like, your parents are right.
- [46:22]
B
Yeah, but they need each other.
- [46:23]
A
They need each other.
- [46:24]
B
Dixie up too.
- [46:26]
A
She's. They're also like, largely offline. Like the girls have not for years.
- [46:30]
B
She do music still?
- [46:31]
A
No. She pops in like once a month on Tik Tok to post a ad
- [46:34]
B
and is she dating anyone?
- [46:35]
A
Not that I know of.
- [46:36]
B
That's sad.
- [46:36]
A
And like, Dixie shaved her head. Like, I'm telling you, there was really like, there was a lot going on there.
- [46:40]
B
I, I want her and Noah Beck to get back together.
- [46:43]
A
I know. I think he was good for. Even though Noah Beck's obviously like, going through a lot of personal stuff. I don't know if like, oh, what?
- [46:46]
B
This is like, just not his problem.
- [46:49]
A
Like, I mean, I agree.
- [46:51]
B
Like, goodbye, sister.
- [46:57]
A
That was one of the best references, like, made in the history of this year show.
- [47:01]
B
Thank you so much.
- [47:02]
A
Goodbye, sister.
- [47:03]
B
Goodbye, sister. Like you and your pedophilic ways over there.
- [47:07]
A
That was crazy too. Noabex, sister. Like, being a pedophile. Pedophilia is so rampant.
- [47:11]
B
It's so rampant. It's disgusting.
- [47:17]
A
Well, all that to say, like, very, very bad vibes from Mark d' Amelio and I believe that he is the aggressor in this situation.
- [47:23]
B
Yeah, I think that's fair to say. Not like the sweet girl who's just wants to dance.
- [47:27]
A
No. But the Dixie, like, does leave, like a question mark here.
- [47:32]
B
We'll follow closely.
- [47:33]
A
Oh, extremely closely. And like, this is the work of Dumont. Like, I feel like Dumas had a couple of really big moments in the last year and like, this is a huge case for her. Yeah, she's cracked it wide open.
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B
Yeah. Are you ready for our next story?
- [47:44]
A
Yeah.
- [47:44]
B
Love island cast news. Because on Friday.
- [47:46]
A
Oh, my God.
- [47:48]
B
That the Love Island Og like villager. Villagers.
- [47:51]
A
Villa. What are they are villagers? Islanders.
- [47:56]
B
Islanders were announced. We got like, you know, this cutesy little video montage. Everyone their names.
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A
Charlie's brother. Did you talk about that?
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B
And his name is Zach.
- [48:04]
A
British Charlie from last season who was a.
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B
That's why I was telling Ben about Namesake.
- [48:08]
A
His brother is on this season. A cutie named Zach.
- [48:10]
B
And his name is Zach. There's also a Bryce on the season.
- [48:13]
A
You're kidding.
- [48:15]
B
It's huge for Namesake. But one cast member has already been dismissed ahead of season eight after video surface of the contestant using a racial slur so much like Julissa.
- [48:26]
A
Ulissa from season season last season. She was there the first night, gone the next.
- [48:30]
B
Yeah.
- [48:30]
A
They didn't even address it. They just said, ulissa's left the villa.
- [48:32]
B
Ulysses left the villa. She found it on the first episode. And then right when her episode aired, there's a video of her on a podcast using the N word. So very casually, she's dismissed immediately. And then they announced. And maybe that's why they announced. The original islanders, they probably haven't started actually. Maybe they just started filming because it premieres June 2nd. Today's June 1st, so they. They have a couple days probably. But it was good that they put it out there so that if anyone wants to bring something forward because you know that they are firing anyone.
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A
Yeah. But to fire someone who's like, very invested in the storyline, like Sierra last
- [49:06]
B
year, that was a very problematic.
- [49:08]
A
It messes with the show a lot. Like, so, yeah, maybe they did preemptively release, even though I think they do this every year. But yeah, a girl has been let go. See. Yeah.
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B
Yes. In the video.
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A
I can't believe that they don't have systems in place like for vetting individuals.
- [49:28]
B
It says here that the video, it appears to be privately owned. It was not shared publicly until her announcements. Like, it was.
- [49:35]
A
Someone was sitting on this.
- [49:36]
B
That's crazy.
- [49:37]
A
It's crazy that like, non famous people have like, such haters in their life because this was like, up until yesterday a Regular girl.
- [49:42]
B
Yeah.
- [49:43]
A
Who? Somebody like sat on this video of her, like if she ever becomes famous, I'll remember, release it.
- [49:46]
B
So they were not accessible to vet prior to the ousting.
- [49:49]
A
Okay. Well, hopefully their vetting is a little bit more.
- [49:53]
B
I feel like their vetting is so.
- [49:55]
A
Yeah. The Internet is just so big.
- [49:57]
B
I know, but I. I can't imagine that they don't that. And that's what everyone always says when something like this happens. Like, why don't they. That I think they vet.
- [50:02]
A
Yeah. Anyone I know who's ever been a part of a reality show has told me that like production, before anything gets announced, production does go through their social media and send them things to delete.
- [50:14]
B
Really? I would, I feel like they would just ask them if they have. If those things have ever been right.
- [50:18]
A
But I think it's like almost impossible to find like a young person these days who has a completely clean digital footprint. People are on the Internet these days from the time that they're like 12.
- [50:28]
B
Yeah.
- [50:28]
A
And that's just like a lot of time to be a. Yeah.
- [50:31]
B
Yeah, it is. So. So it begins.
- [50:35]
A
And so it begins. June 2nd. Is tomorrow.
- [50:37]
B
Tomorrow. This like, really. I don't know how I'm going to do it, like every weeknight watching like with my co sleeping schedule. You gotta get AirPods and turn on the huge TV. No, I'll figure it out. I'll. I'll watch in different room or something. But I'm mad already. So tomorrow, Love Island. Here we go. Feel free to watch you guys.
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A
It's officially summer. Oh yeah. This is your morning. Like we are gonna be talking about it a lot and if that bothers you, like, you could also join us. But also if you don't want to join us, like, I, I respect it. The show like does bother me in the sense that like it's kind of disgusting in terms of like it's vulgarity. Like you cannot watch it with kids around.
- [51:13]
B
You cannot. It's like tushy's everywhere.
- [51:15]
A
It's asses everywhere. It's like sexual gyration everywhere.
- [51:17]
B
The challenges, the challenges are insane. You cannot watch it with kids.
- [51:20]
A
It's like really disgusting. And it's such a huge time commitment. So like, if you don't want to watch it, like, honestly, I respect that.
- [51:25]
B
Yeah. We will talk about it for the duration that we watch it. Which like I've said I'm not promising to watch the whole thing if it's garbage, but I'm promising to watch it.
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A
Don't worry.
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B
Okay.
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A
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Our next story, a little summer house news. Shibuzzi is teasing that summerhouse star Sierra Miller is in his next music video for his song cowgirl.
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A
I saw this.
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B
Yes. So Shaboozi and Sarah Miller are dancing.
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A
Are you gonna be okay?
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B
I'm so excited.
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A
I love to see Shaboozi in the news. And for that, I'm grateful to Shanuzi. I'm grateful to Sierra because, like, otherwise, I think his music video, like, people just don't appreciate shabby in the way that you do. Yeah. So I'd love to see a king slaying.
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B
And I don't feel like music videos, like, make news like they used to.
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A
No. And, like, being a music video girl, like, is an elite job. Shout out to Shannon Ford. You know, Shannon Ford's, like, in an iconic music video. I think it's Cole Swindell. Hold on, Let me.
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B
As she should be.
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A
And it's like a middle of a memory, just. I think that's it.
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B
Yeah. If you're in Nashville and you're like, not in a music video at some point in your life, like, you're a loser. You didn't live in that Nashville.
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A
Shannon is. Yeah. Oh, Single Saturday night. My bad.
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B
I love it.
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A
Yeah. So being in a music video isn't, like, not something that a lot of people do, but I do think it's, like, a very strategic way to be cool. You know, it's such a cool thing to do. I love this. I need the song to be a hit.
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B
It's great for Shaboozi and it's great for Sierra.
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A
It's great for Shaboozi. And this is just so unexpected from Sierra. Like, I don't know if she's into country music, but, like, it's just. It's definitely a slay with, like, her midwestern X. Like, it's just great. It's firing on all fronts. I really like this.
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I really like this. Like this a little more Summer House Music video news. I don't know if you saw KJ and Dara.
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A
Oh my God, we have to talk about this.
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B
So last week I spoke about this was Ben on Friday. People thought that KJ and Dara broke up. So did I. They unfollowed each other. They're not tagged in photos together anymore, meaning like one block the other. And then they dropped this music video for his new song and they're like all loved up in it. And the lyrics include, it's called My Little Thing. And he gushes about his romance with Dara. He says, she's my little thing. Stick around and give her a wedding ring. Stick around and give her a second note name. Elsewhere on the track, he muses about their meet cute saying, from the Hamptons to the city every weekend getting Liddy.
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Any goodwill I had for these two is in the garbage. Okay, let me say this. Pretending you broke up to promote a song is so low brow. It's like such low hanging fruit. It's like pretending you're pregnant on April Fools. Like, it's just not funny. Like, I hate that.
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2.
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Obviously I, I come to think of Jesse Solomon, who has largely been clowned on for his music. But at least when he was on the show like that first season, he had a moment like, what would Jesse Solomon do? We knew that he sang, he talked about, talked about it. Like, you coming out of left field saying you're a singer. Like, okay, I hate this the way I hated Jesse Solomon's music. And Jesse Solomon, like, has gotten so much hate for his music to the point where I actually feel bad. So I don't want to do that. But, like, I hate this. One, the song is bad.
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B
Two, like, you heard the song.
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A
Of course, the way that they promoted it, like, is my least favorite type of, like, gag humor. Like, I don't know what stunt. Like, hate the music video is lame. Like, I now dislike the. These two.
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B
Yeah.
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A
Individually and as a couple. Like, this was really bad.
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B
I agree.
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A
I'm in shock. How is this not story number one?
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B
Like, it's insane because, like, you want to talk about Charlie d' Amelio and I just, like, we had to talk about. I didn't know. Like, if I could see you also being. I don't care about these two.
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A
Well, I, I do now. And like, after giving us, like, collectively. Sorry, you know, I don't even mean I take it back. I'm sorry.
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B
You're gonna leave it at that?
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A
Yeah, I'm gonna leave it at that. I feel Bad, actually. I take back everything being. I said I forgot that like he's going through it. So like, I don't want to like pile on.
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B
No, but I feel like he's getting a lot of like good reception to this and I feel like people are like, oh, they got us, you know, like, oh, really?
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A
I didn't see any of that.
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B
Well, this article I'm reading is like giving that it's from Cosmopolitan and well,
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Cosmos is a very positive place.
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So I don't know that it's a positive place. But they said the song's a bop. They said they've created quite the buzz.
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A
They have. I agree with that.
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B
So I guess they're not breaking up.
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A
It was more interesting when they were like, that's something. Like I can.
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I know because I'm ready. Like, I know Levi's bursting to tell us what happened and that's why we need her on Namesake.
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A
Oh wait. Summer House reunion and Love island tomorrow.
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B
Hate.
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A
I need somewhere else to end just because like I. I need everything to end because Love island is a full time job. Last night I watched Real Housewives of Rhode Island. I know you didn't watch it and it wasn't like that actually was a very good episode. But after they played the new episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta and like, let me tell you, I was sat the down, it looked so good. I wish I had a little bit more context. Like he's on it.
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That we.
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Phaedra.
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B
Oh, she's back.
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And Portia and then a bunch of. No, Drew is still on it. I don't really know Drew. And then a bunch of women. Some of them, I think I've come and gone through the years, but some of them were new and like they're, they're prepared. Like there's a lot to go on. It actually looked really good. I can't take on more, but I just want to say I was intrigued.
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B
And how was Rory? I will watch. I just. Sunday night. Like, are you crazy?
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A
It was good.
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B
This isn't the Sopranos.
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A
I know this is not like the headline from the episode, cuz Rosie was barely in it. But like her husband is a terrible singer. Like, and he was performing at this turn club in broad daylight. Like it was so weird.
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B
Well, maybe it was because it was summertime and like the sun goes down later.
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A
It was just weird.
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B
It could have been 8 o'. Clock. The whole thing was down late.
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A
Rosie was looking at him so adoringly. And then later in the episode she had like a barbecue with his family. And like, she made like, a dumb joke about Botox and he was cracking up so hard. Like, I think that they're deeply in love with one another because, like, I was like, this guy stinks, and that's not a funny joke. And she was just like, isn't he amazing? And he was cracking up at her joke. I actually, like, I'm a believer in their love. It was almost sweet how much they were gassing each other up for, like, very mediocre behavior. The fight between Jo Ellen and Liz was insane. Liz is a crazy person. Like, she's an. Actually, she pulled Joellen's hair, which was insane. And then they got together like, a couple days later to talk about it. And Joel was like, you pull my hair. And Liz left. She was like, I didn't. Like, we literally watched it. Like, it's just insane to see somebody lie like that. And Liz's. Liz is crazy. And Kelsey's so far up her butt, it makes Kelsey uninteresting. And Kelsey was having this whole conversation with her boyfriend because her boyfriend still plays, her ex boyfriend still pays for her car insurance and her health insurance. And her new boyfriend is, like, not down with that. He's like, listen, you strung me along for a year. She said that they didn't have sex for a year, and they, like, wouldn't be a real couple for a year. And he's like, I waited for you. Like, but you need to cut all time ties. Like, this is just not, like, disrespectful. And she's like, well, are you gonna pay for it? And he was like, he can. He's like, poor. And it was just, like, deeply uncomfortable because he's right. But it's like, well, if you're not gonna pay for it, like, she needs. Oh, and she has, like, this brain issue. She had the tumor.
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I've seen the clips from her insurance.
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A
Yeah, basically. And if he's not gonna pay for it, it's like, well, she needs insurance.
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B
But I like the way that she framed it. This is almost like alimony. She was in a relationship for 10 years. If she were married, she would be getting, you know, something. And so just. Just forget it.
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A
Let it go.
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B
Yeah, let it go. Like, just let it go.
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A
Yeah. Alicia was like, crying the whole episode. And the fight that started with Alicia about the homeless thing, like, it's not even. Alicia's not even involved anymore. It's just Joellen versus Liz. And now Liz has decided she's taking down Joellen. So who does she call?
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Kelsey Rula.
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And it's seriously the most loser behavior
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that I don't like because I actually like Liz. And I agree she's a crazy person, and that's why I like her. Like, you hired Liz and you got Liz.
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A
Yes, exactly.
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B
I don't need everyone to, like, be the same and, like, of course. And fight the same. You got.
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A
But to go to Rula and Rula's, like, I told you, and it's like, oh, man, two. Two dumb telling each other. Exactly.
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B
I know. And it's like, I have no space for Rula.
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A
And is Rula getting paid? She's nowhere. She's not in. This is the first episode in, like, three weeks. Yeah. Is she a cast member? Like, what is going on? She's.
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B
She say things in the intro? Is she in the.
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A
I think she does.
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B
I think they pay her because, like, she's a huge storyline. So show up for episode, though.
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A
But she's not. And she's not on a bunch of.
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B
But it's okay if you don't want to show up. That's fine. We're still going to talk about your husband cheating on you.
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A
Yeah.
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B
And thanks for letting us talk about it.
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A
Yeah. So it was a good episode.
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B
I'll watch it. Our fifth and final story, Taylor Swift is making people think she's involved in the new Toy Story 5 movie.
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So the second time they've made us.
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But this is, like, so clear. So Taylor Swift is now linked to the Toy Story 5 movie, which is coming out soon. Pixar put up multiple identical billboards in major cities this weekend featuring nothing but the letters T.S.
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A
which toy story?
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B
Taylor Swift, Madame Marble, Wicked Witch.
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A
Exactly.
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Featuring alongside 13 fluffy white clouds, which the white clouds are also like Andy's bedroom in. It's like.
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A
It's the brand of Toy Story.
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B
It's the brand of Toy Story. Additionally, she changed all of the capital letters in her songs on Spotify. Like, T and S are all capital now. And I didn't see that in her songs.
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A
This is, like, a lot of work and, like, it's like, weeks of teasing.
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B
For what?
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Like, is her song being used in the movie? Is there going to be a new song in the movie? Is she voicing a character? Like, it has to be huge.
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This is, like, a lot like a new song. Also, Pixar shared a video on Instagram featuring, like, one of the billboards and Jesse's characters dancing in front of the billboard. And the caption is she's making those moves up as she goes.
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A
Right. Which is A lyric from Shake It Off. So Taylor's obviously involved, but what could her involvement be that requires this much changing all the songs on Spotify. That's fucking crazy.
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B
Like, yeah, and people were saying, like, she was out spotted with Bob Iger at dinner a while ago, months ago. But it's like all that's just to be featured on the. On the.
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So it has to be more than a typical. Either she's on the soundtrack. Maybe it's a new song for the soundtrack. That's what I mean.
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B
Or that's. That's what I mean. That's what I mean by featured on the soundtrack is.
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A
No, because sometimes like she. Since she bought her masters back, she like puts her songs.
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B
No, I think she wrote a song for the movie.
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A
Yeah, this could be her. You know, I Got that Sunshine in My Pocket, which was suggested. Timberlake song from Trolls, which became like the biggest song of the year.
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B
Yeah. I don't think she's a character in the movie because that would have had to start like years ago and she's out to a dinner with Bob Iger like months ago.
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A
You know, Taylor plans her life like three years in advance.
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B
No, I know, but like, I think if they were talking about Taylor X Toy Story at the dinner, it would have to be something in post production.
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A
Well, I do want to say that I do like this. One of my favorite things about Taylor is like how she's literally like a family friendly performer. So, like doing Toy Story I think only furthers that and I really like that about her.
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I hope we get a great song. I think. I think watching Toy Story 5 is in my future. I think it is near future for me.
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A
So if there's a new Taylor.
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B
Yeah. Like, make it fun for the mamas. Yeah, I'm sad.
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A
Me too. And songs like that, like, do have the potential to be huge.
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B
And she needs the money. She has a big wedding.
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A
Oh. So the rumors. I know, like, the rumors and the nastiness are that she's getting married in the city. And now it's widely believed that she's getting married at Madison Square Garden. Have you heard that? Which I think is a really interesting venue because obviously, like the sports of it all, the, like, historic nature of it. Taylor loves New York and like, it's. It's history. It is pretty secure. You know, there's only so many entrances. There's no windows. Like what happens inside? You can't see. We may be able to hear. It's kind of.
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There's.
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A
I think there's a Lot of like underground tunnels where, like you can get in and out.
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B
Cars in cars out.
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A
I think, think. I don't know if it's true, but it's a good guess.
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B
It is a good guess from the security standpoint. But like, would you really want to get married in a place with no windows?
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A
Well, I think that, like, the, like those are things you have to consider when you are that famous.
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B
Yeah.
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A
And obviously, like, that sucks.
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B
And like, would you let the security concerns and like not getting a helicopter to get a photo of the wedding?
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A
I think that they would. I think she would let that.
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B
So seriously, like, not having like natural
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A
light wedding and like, I don't know. Rich people can find natural light. Like, they can make it.
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B
They can bring it in.
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A
Yeah. From Europe.
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B
I don't know. I think I would want natural light.
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A
No, it's a good, it's a good point. But I think Taylor would prioritize safety and security and privacy over natural light. But no, you're right. No. Natural light is insane.
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B
Yeah. Insane.
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A
It's insane. Maybe the Madison Square Garden, like, does have windows that we don't know about.
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B
You know, maybe I like it. Like, it's a good theory, but I think that would be so. So it would honestly make me a little sad that like, she has to get married in a bunker.
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A
Yeah, it is a bunker. It's an above ground bunker.
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B
Yeah. So I hope it's not that I. And I. She needs to get married in like a closed airspace. They're saying.
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A
Yes. They're saying July 3rd, Madison Square Garden.
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B
She should get married like at the White House.
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A
That would be beautiful.
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B
Like, you can't fly over it.
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A
And they are like the closest thing we have to royalty.
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B
So. Yeah, well, we live and wait. I'm looking forward to finding out.
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A
I know that's like a fun thing that's almost only month away. Or, or.
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B
Or less or more. June 13th.
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A
Oh, you think like it's or more or August?
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B
Like, who said or they're already married. Or the rumors and nastiness said July 4th weekend. But like rumor. They could have just made it up. Everything's made up.
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A
Everything is made up. Everything's a social construct.
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B
Okay, we shall see. Yeah.
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A
That's our show, Nalafi, I feel.
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B
Oh, I guess. Yeah. What time is it?
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A
Yeah, Laugh a. Well, enjoy.
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B
Enjoy the nalaf.
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A
Thank you guys so much for listening to the Toast. The Monday morning show. We deal with the Fast 6 stories in each and every Monday through Friday on YouTube. So if you watch this YouTube please have to subscribe give this video a thumbs up. Rolls available as Podcast Memory podcast we found so that Spotify, Apple Podcasts and YouTube where we listen to podcast. Fantastic toasty five star review about a beautiful sending a weekly town to be r. Hope you guys have an amazing Monday and we'll see you tomorrow for the big day. Tomorrow's Tuesday. Lots going on tomorrow.
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Love ya.
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By.