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Good morning, girlies.
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It's the Toast. It's Jackson Claude, and we're your host.
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It's your favorite show, the best five things you need to know. We'll start your day off.
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Swirly.
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It's the Toast.
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They sound amazing.
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Welcome back to the Toast and Happy Monday, kitchen. I can't wait to put a boot in everyone's ass. It's the American way. So Uncle Sam put your name at the top of his list. And the Statue of Liberty started shaking her fists. Yeah, that's right.
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Welcome back to Toast everyone.
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To everyone except the Canadians.
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The Toast, as you would call it up north.
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I'm a boot. The Toast.
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I'm about the toast. The darn toast.
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I'm about the Toast today and every day in a real American way.
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Yeah. Proud to be Americans today, America.
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Much like Cynthia Eriva. I didn't know that was happening. Everybody knew that. There was like a game of significance on it.
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Like a historical game, a history changing game that's gonna change. Like the, the diplomacy of the. Of the globe. Everyone knew and nobody told us.
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I know. And it's you guys. I'm literally always begging to be a part of stuff. Like, I would have woken up early and, like, put on an outfit. I had no idea that was happening. I didn't even know about the lore. Like the Jewish players, the Jewish brothers. I. I blame everyone listening to the show for not telling me about it. Are you. Are you fudgeing serious?
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I could just, like, feel if you guys were in the comments, like, you guys have to pay attention to the. The Jewish brothers on the U.S. no,
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I would have because I've been watching everything. The bar is in hell for me. Sorry. I was watching women's hockey. Okay. Like, I watch everything. I watch curling. I didn't know that was happening.
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I didn't know that it was happening. I didn't know the Olympics were, like, over. So last night I was like, I saw all day. Men's US Team won gold. So I was like, they're going to air it in prime time. I'll watch it tonight and I'll be a part of it. I'll pretend like I don't know the outcome.
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I feel like they don't even air it in prime because it's like that you weren't watching.
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So I turned on my peacock. But it was the closing ceremony. I'm like, I didn't know this was happening either.
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It's over.
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The Olympics are over. And America. I don't know the full medal count, but it Seems like there was only one to everyone else who participated and dedicated their lives to these games.
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Yeah.
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But it seems like there was only one game medal worth getting, and it was men's hockey. Yeah. I feel like it's always men's hockey, but because we as rarely win it because it's not like our dominant sport. Like, we just act like it's not a big deal.
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Yeah.
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And like, oh, hockey's like, for the Canadians and the Russians and like, when we.
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You guys can have it.
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When we win, it's like, oh, we've always been a boot, dad.
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No, not only that. It's like, it's your sport and we beat you at it.
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Yeah.
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Yikes. Yeah. So we won. Love it. And I'm proud to be an American. I love those brothers, those little Hughes brothers. They're Jewish. Yeah. Their mom was, like, a hockey legend. She actually, like, advises the women's hockey team now. She raised three players who were all in the NHL only to meet the Olympic team. So, like, that's just awkward. I didn't even know about the third.
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The third probably has, like, inner peace, you know, no. Work life, balance.
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No. He plays on the same team as Jack.
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They're both of the New Jersey Devils. And what about the other one?
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So he was on the Vancouver win. Yeah, he was on the Vancouver Vipers. I want to say Canucks for Canucks for many years. And then he actually just recently got traded to Minnesota. And he's really made, you know, a franchise out of them because they were, like, kind of weenie before. And so he probably has FOMO from not being on the team with his brothers. But that other one probably has even more FOMO that his brother's went to
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the Olympics without him, and Jack just has no fomo. But he's probably, like, you know, carries the weight of the world on his shoulder.
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Jack is also the middle child is, as we know, its own struggle.
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He's really bust out of, you know, the stereotype.
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Yeah. And so obviously I heard that there was a Jewish hockey player. My first thought was, how do I set him up with my sister? Come to find out he's dating Tate McRae, a sheikh goddess.
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And what's funny is we actually did speak about him when she did her commercial for Peacock. Being like, apparently she's dating a hockey player. And even then, like, nobody sounded the alarm bells.
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I just. And I'm not just saying this because I think he should be dating my sister. I just don't feel like they're a good match. He's like, it's not a good match. I just. Obviously, I would prefer him with a GS, but I'm not gonna hold that against Ms. McCrae. I just. I don't know. I don't feel like his match. I just. I'm holding out hope. Margot Hughes.
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He's a little younger.
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Yeah, he is.
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Maybe the older brother.
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I'll take any of them.
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I heard he's 24. So much misinformation surrounding the AI so much. He's 24.
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Perfect.
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What about the older brother?
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Maybe let's say 26.
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Okay. She's 26. She could be 26.
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She was 26.
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She knows how to be 26.
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Because she was at one point.
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Yeah.
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That's beautiful. They have so much in common. He's 26.
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And also, what's exciting is that hockey is, like, an amazing sport because, like, you can still have success, like, outside of the Olympics. A lot of Olympic sports, it's like, the Olympics are it.
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Yeah. There's no league.
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Right. So it's like, we could keep up with all of these people in the NHL if we want to.
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I don't.
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If we have the hockey itch.
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I don't.
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I feel like it could set off, like, a hockey mania in this country.
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Hockey mania already started with heated rivalry. It started with the books. Everybody read Icebreaker. I read it. Hockey has been, like, a very niche smut category.
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Wait, the book is called Icebreaker, but the show is heated, right?
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No, no, no. Heated rivalry is also based off of a book. Sorry, but there is a genre of smut novels, mostly heterosexual, around hockey. Like, there. People are obsessed with hockey players. And the big one is called Icebreaker. She's a figure skater. He's a hockey player. They go to college together. It's literally telling me lies, but, like, not toxic at all. And, like, way more sex. And so hockey smut is a huge category in litter. Literary category.
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I meant, like, for youngsters playing hockey.
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No.
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And did you see that viral, like, the tweet? It's from, like, 2011, and it was someone being like, 2026 Olympics is gonna pop off. Over 100,000 kids just signed up for hockey. Like, there's been a trend of, like, more kids playing hockey in this country, and that person in 2011 predicted that we would win the hockey gold in 2026.
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I just feel like hockey not being mainstream has nothing to do with, like, lack of participation. It's just, like, really hard to see the puck. And I can only get involved in a sport, like, so much. You can't even show me the ball. Like, in football, I can see the ball. In basketball, of course I can see the ball. Baseball is like, a little hard. That's why Basil is wearing. I literally can't see the puck. And then, you know, remember when that guy, like, took his blade and stepped on the neck of the other guy and he died?
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Remember when the. Did he step on the neck or he kicked him in the neck?
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Same thing.
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That was horrible. I think about that all the time.
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I think about it all the time. And, like, the sport was just, like, very off putting for me at that moment. So that's why I never personally got involved.
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And then, like, do you go to jail?
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There was like a case. I forget what happened. And I know neck guards are like, optional. That's why, like, sports loses me when you guys are going to be stupid. Like, okay, neck guards are optional, but somebody literally died from a kick in the neck. So it just wear the neck guard. Same with guardian caps in football.
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It's a Guardian caps have no fans.
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Okay, is guilty as charged.
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Me, I miss my sister.
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Everybody complains about cte, all these things. And there's literally a thing that you can wear that makes it, like, a lot better. And it's considered lame.
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I've heard that it doesn't, like, work.
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No, people don't wear it because it's considered losery. Like, imagine safety being loser. Like, this is where sports becomes, like, out of my. Like, I'm a reasonable person and I like to deal frequently with reasonable people. And I don't feel like there's a lot of reasonable.
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They hit each other's heads so much. Like, whenever someone does a good job, you get like, a hit in the head on your. And like, if they stop doing all of that, like, that might camaraderie get better. Yeah, Anytime I wouldn't want to score a touchdown because everyone's going to be slapping my helmet.
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It's so true. Or my tushy.
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Oh, that's fine. Honestly, stop my tushy. Just like, stopping my head when I didn't even, like, get in a tackle.
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So all that to say I agree that hockey is definitely, like, the new frontier. As Tracy Turnblood would say, it's going to take a lot for me to, like, really beyond this.
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Also, like, we haven't won since 1980. Miracle on the ice. And I imagine, like, after that, which was also a historic win and had so many, like, political ramifications, I imagine after that, like, hockey had a big surge and I feel like we're on the precipice of a hockey surge. I don't know. And it's like. And we have boys. Like, are we putting them in hockey now? No. Maybe it's hockey.
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No, it's gonna be fencing for mine.
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For your king.
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Yeah. I just feel like it's a sport. Safest. Yeah. I'm all about safety.
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Rough and tumble.
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Yeah. Something major.
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Golf.
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Golf. Oh, yeah. Very low impact sport. We're a golf family.
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Golf.
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And that works for me because, like, I can have lunch and lay by the pool.
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Yeah. Golf work. I would. I want to be a golf mama.
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When that golf mama's. Where you at.
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Golf mama.
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Greater than, like, soccer mom or football mom.
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You just sort of like, sit on the course all day and there's food service.
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I don't even think you need to
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go to the course.
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Like, you can wait at the.
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Like, go in a golf cart and
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you wear, like, a cute outfit.
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Golf mom. Stay winning.
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I have, like. I did something crazy this weekend.
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Crack.
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Crazier.
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Meth.
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Crazier. I watched Marty Supreme. I took one thing off my content plate. I didn't finish it. I did not like it. I thought it was, like, bad. You know, I thought Timothy was great. There was a scene in there that bothered me, actually. There were two scenes that I found so emotionally disturbing it. And I'm surprised nobody's talking about that.
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Is it a true story? Marty Supreme?
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I actually don't know.
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Or is it Martin, a real person? Yes.
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Marty Mauser is his real name. I actually never got to the point in the movie where they started calling him the Supreme. I didn't like it. I saw two scenes that put me off so much I had to turn it off. The first was the Auschwitz scene. I felt like that was so unnecessary. It's about, like, Jewish people, like, living in America after the Holocaust. So of course, like, they're. They talk about the Holocaust. Like one of them has a, you know, a tattoo. And then they did one flashback scene. And it was so upsetting and borderline sexual. Like, it was so disgusting. I. I never want to see the movie ever again. And then there was like a scene with a dog getting hurt that was also so fudgeing unnecessary. So I really didn't like it. Sorry. And I don't like that Odessa as Ion girl.
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I don't like her.
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I don't like her. So I saw she was in it.
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I don't think that surprises.
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Yeah. She's like, so Ben Platt, you know?
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Yeah.
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I just really don't like her. So. Except Kevin o' Leary was such a fudgeing star.
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Put him in everything. Give him the Oscar.
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Like, actually, he should have been nominated. I love to see a big role.
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Yeah, he's acting now.
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He's Gwyneth Paltrow's husband in the movie.
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He's like, this ship.
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Yeah, for sure. He says billionaire. Like, he's like, one of the wealthiest men in the world because he, like, owns the biggest pen company.
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And who does Gwyneth Paltrow play?
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This, like, sort of washed up movie star who's married to a billionaire and
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having an affair with Timothy.
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Spoiler alert.
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Well, we also. The pictures of them kissing. Like paparazzi pictures. Yeah.
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And Timothy had a sex scene.
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Because I haven't seen the movie, so I couldn't possibly give you a spoiler.
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Skip it. Timothy had a sex scene with Odessa, like, in a back room of a shoe store. Like, you know, taking it from the back, which was just, like, wrong. Honestly, I didn't need to see Timothy having sex.
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That's disrespectful to Kylie. I wouldn't watch that.
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And then Gwyneth also had, like, a very. It wasn't sex scene. Like, she sat on his lap, took her bra off, and then, like, you know, we were supposed to understand that they continued to have sex. I don't know if it's, like, the mama in me or just, like, growing older. I, like, really don't need sex scenes. No, it's like, it's really yucky. Like, cool. Like, I can infer that, like, you got pregnant because you had sex. Like, I know how it works. I don't. I feel like it's cheap. I feel like it's, you know, using filler words in an essay. You know, I don't. And like, unless it's like, the most beautiful. Some. Okay. And when I say this, I. There are a few exceptions. Like the Notebook, Breaking dawn part two. Or is it part one when they have sex on their honeymoon?
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No, but I'm sorry. The sex is germane to the story. Like, how is a vampire and a human gonna have sex without him killing her?
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Even if it wasn't Germaine, I would have allowed it. It was so romantic.
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Yeah.
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So it brought, like, a tear to my eye. It was so beautiful. And it's like, sorry. Yeah. I waited five movies. I need to see them get down. Like, when there's anticipation built. I just feel like these days it's like, oh, we don't know what to do next. Of course. And that wasn't Even like a sex scene was it.
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It was a sexy scene.
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We saw, like, her back arching.
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Yeah.
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Like, there's just beautiful ways to do it.
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And it's not beautiful. They're not doing it in a non beautiful way.
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Yeah, it's not beautiful. So they lost me. I'm sorry. Like, I hated the movie. Sorry, Kylie. I hated it.
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That's okay. I don't think I'll get around to watching it. I did a couple crazy things this weekend. One, caught up on Southern Charm. I'm all the way caught up. So much so when I was shocked that I. That I didn't have any more episodes left. Cause I'm like, what is everyone talking about? So far, everyone, like, hating Craig, and he's done, like, one or two things. And I'm like, craig, not your best. But, like, as far as him being the villain of the season, like, I don't see it. Everyone is obsessed with him, like, in a negative way. Like, what's Craig doing? What's Craig saying? It's like, it's really weird. And I guess it's because, like, outside of the show, he has, like, a very big name for himself.
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Yes.
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And I feel like that dynamic is, like, playing into the show. They went to this boys dinner. Whitney, Shep, Craig, and Austin. Like, the OG Whitney. Okay. But Whitney is fine now. He's fine. And ever since I've learned to appreciate, like, Patricia and I love her, I'm fine with Whitney. He keeps himself out of the show as much as possible. And it's weird, the things of himself that he chooses to put in. I'm like, why?
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Why now?
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Why didn't you cut that out? You're the executive producer. Whatever. The four boys went to dinner. They're the OGs. And it was, like, so fun at first. And even though Austin and Craig have had drama all season, they're, like, compartmentalizing, and they're just, like, having fun. I'm laughing. I'm like, this is. Oh, bring Thomas back. Like, it was just really sweet. And then him, Austin and Craig get into a really big fight. And it seems like part of their issue is, like, Austin just starts talking about, like, you've made nothing of yourself over the last five years. Like, you have nothing to show for the last five years. And then Austin's like, craig says that to Austin. And then Austin is like, I know my beer didn't do what I wanted it to do. And I'm like, wait, since when are we talking about this? Like, it just came first. We're talking about relationships. And then now they're talking about, like, what you do outside the show. It feels like Austin's, like, very stifled in his life. I feel like they're, like, not showing us everything because the conversations are jumping. But I do feel like Craig being, like, very successful has really affected the dynamics of the show. And, like, everybody's just coming for Craig all the time, and he is reactive.
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That's why I can't watch the show.
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He says, like, some things that are too harsh. Like, the last thing he said to the venita in the last episode was, like, really, really mean. But, like, she started with it. She went on, watch what happens live and said, I'm team Paige.
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Yeah, that'll do it.
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Like, so why would. Why is that? That's not your friend 100. So then he literally said to her, and they don't talk all season. It's like, the one big fight no one's even addressing. And then she. He says to her, he, like. She, like, starts taking swipes at him and this group trip in Mexico, and he's like, vanita, stop. You don't even exist in my world. Fuck off. It was just, like, so chilling. Yeah, it was really, really harsh. And, like, I think now everyone's gonna get mad at Craig again. And, like, he needs to apologize. But, like, why? Like, don't start something he can't finish. Right, Right. She's, like, poking him. She started with team, like, so if your team page, like, we're not friends.
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Yeah, agreed.
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So it. And, like, it's just. It's been crazy. Madison just had her baby. Madison, my queen. I love her.
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I had this similar experience where, like, you get caught up on something and you're like, wait, that's it? Yeah, because I'm all caught up on Love Story.
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Oh, wait. So I also want to say I watched two episodes of Love Story.
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There's only, like, four.
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Okay. I watched two last night.
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What do you think?
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I really like it. I didn't expect to like it so much, and I don't really. The only part of, like, acting that's confusing to me, which you touched on, is, like, was this the way Caroline moved? She seems like she's always, like, laying over the table like, she's Carrie Bradshaw, like, with her hair sexy.
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Yeah.
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Like, and they're really, like, using her hair as, like, a way to show, like, she used to be curly and wild.
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And then she goes to dinner at Caroline's house, and it's straight.
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Yeah. No. And, like, in the middle, like, a year later, it's a little wavier. Like, it's less curly. And then, you know, when they get on the plane, it's like, stick straight. They're using the hair to, like, show her journey.
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Becoming, like, a Kennedy woman.
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This is, like, very basic, but so I'm just like. She just seems, like, very flirty, very sexy.
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And again, I know nothing about her. I just, like, no pictures of her about her. Like, historically, she seemed, like, so buttoned up. But maybe that was, like, post Kennedy, like, when she had to start acting. Right?
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Yeah. And then, like, what's the nature of her relationship with, like, Calvin?
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That whole thing is weird that she was, like, plucked from the mall. And then, like, by episode four, she's running the whole company.
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Right. And Kelly Klein, the one who wrote the pools book, is Calvin's wife.
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Yes.
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Always talk.
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Spoiler alert. Calvin Klein is not gay.
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Okay.
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I thought he was, but it feels
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like they're, like, making a. Like she's alluding to the fact and that Calvin wants to sleep with Carolyn. Like, I don't. I feel like Kelly's always making comments.
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No, they're a weird couple, for sure.
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I would have had no idea until I saw the COVID of the book. Kelly Klein. I had no idea she was. I thought maybe it was a daughter. Right, right, right. I didn't understand that.
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Yeah, There's. I feel like there's just parts of the show that are, like, poorly cast and poorly acted, and it, like, takes me out of it really quickly.
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And I want to say justice for Naomi Watts, because I've only seen, like, negative her portrayal. But I think Jackie oh is an impossible person to play. And I actually didn't notice it. Like, I. And I don't know, like, it was, to me, really, really good.
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It's reminding me of the crown, where every time an episode ends, like, I Google the thing. Like, the episode last night, like, you know, it's on the COVID of Page Six that they are a couple, and it's like these photos of them on a boat. And I was like, well, now I need to go find the real photos. And they look exactly like the show. Yeah, it's really very crowd. It's good. I think that the time and the people is so interesting that the show couldn't have been bad. And it's funny. We've, like, beat to death certain cultural moments. Right? Like, there was a million shows about OJ and we've. We've done them all, you know, and this is, like, a blind spot. Like, there haven't been A lot of, like, TV shows or movies or podcasts that have become really mainstream about them when you would think that, like, people would be obsessed with them already.
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It's just, like, it's at a weird spot in time, like the 90s, where it's history technically, but very recent.
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Yeah.
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And we're only just now getting around because it's been, like, 30 years. We're getting around to, like, retelling it. So I. I'm into it.
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Me too. Now we have to, like, wait weekly. Ugh.
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Oh. Oh.
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The next one comes out on Thursday or whatever.
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Two more episodes.
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Take it slow.
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Take it slow. Okay, I will. But no, I. I liked it. I didn't expect to like it because, remember, when those first pictures came out,
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of course, it was giving. It ends with us.
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Like, it was so. No, it was giving community theater. It.
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It is community theater. Like, everyone.
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I love having that experience because.
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Because I can see community theater. Like, everyone is blind.
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No, I have such a sensitive.
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No, not. Not as much as I do. I'm so. Community theater. Like, I have such a sensitivity, and I think that everyone's really being blinded by just, like, the sheer fabulousness of it organically.
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I couldn't be blinded.
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I'm telling you, you're being blinded. You don't know.
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You know, I'm, like, sitting and, like, wait, like, ready to hate the thing. And I.
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But I don't hate it. It's just.
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I like it.
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It's him. He's getting such, like, so much worse as an actor.
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I like him.
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No, you'll say he's getting so bad. Also, justice for George. Who's George?
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The magazine.
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Oh, my God. Okay. The magazine. I get.
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And you said he's, like, giving loser because he, like, couldn't pass the bar. And, like. Yes. When you look at his, like, life, it's like. But I mean, the expectations he has to live up to are impossible.
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Like. Yes, but he's giving loser not only because of the bar, but because he's sort of aimless in his romantic life, in his work life, and he just continues to spiral until, like, something happens. It, like, sets him on a course. Oh, but, like.
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Oh, is that a Jackie?
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He's just like. He's like this grown loser man playing, you know, football in the park with his friends, and his friends are losers, too. And you'll see, like.
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Okay, okay, he's a loser.
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I don't know if he was at the time. And did people. No, they, like, America adored him. They didn't think he was like, this aimless loser. But Ryan Murphy obviously hates him because he's, like, a loser.
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Oh, I'm getting cutie vibes.
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Still, Daryl, he's pushing 40 at one point. Like, you have to keep remembering.
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Okay. But in the first episodes, he's 31, and, like, for a man to be just, like, sort of getting serious, then it's like, okay, it's fine. But he starts pushing 40. Okay.
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And, like, he, like, he's just a loser.
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Daryl Hannah, actress.
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Sweet girl.
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Actress crush. She needs to also play Sonja Morgan in the Life Story of Sonja Morgan.
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Totally.
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And she looks like. I don't know Daryl Hannah that well, but, like, that's what I think Daryl Hannah looks like.
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I looked up Daryl Hannah.
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It's.
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It's quite remarkable how similar. Similar they do look.
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Yeah. Yeah. But she. She wasn't right for. For him.
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Oh, and you're gonna freak. There's, like, one random scene where we meet Carolyn Bessette's mom. She, like, comes to her apartment. Do you know who plays her? I was the in. I seriously was like, what? You know, Constance Zimmer, Dana Gordon from Entourage, and then. Unreal. The best.
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I know who that is. Aren't they the same age? Who, like, that actress and Carolyn.
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Yeah, no, I know. She's wearing, like, a full fake wig and, like, fake. It's so random. They, like, refuse to cast an old person.
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That's weird.
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Yeah, it's very weird. I was like, wait, what was she
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a young mom when she had Carolyn?
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We didn't get Carolyn's backstory yet.
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Oh, okay.
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In the book, and still no Carol Rodswell sightings.
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In the fake. What about a mention? Like, Carol and I had dinner? No. Okay.
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And I'm telling you, Anthony, you've seen him, right?
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Yeah.
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And he only gets more.
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I wouldn't know who that was if you hadn't said the Carol thing.
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Yeah. And then, like, something happens. Like, should we call Aunt Lee? So that's Anthony's mom, Lee Radswell.
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And Lee and Jackie are sisters. Yes.
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Yeah.
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And then there's so many names, because
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it's like Kennedy, but it's also Schlossberg. It's also Schlossberg. Caroline gets married.
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Okay. And who. Who's her husband?
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Schlossberg.
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And he's older.
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Yeah, he's like an old man. Yeah.
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And was that Jackie's last husband that was in the hospital with them in the. In the episode where she fell. Divorced.
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No, Jackie's husband is not in the show.
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Okay.
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I think at this point, she's like a single man.
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Maybe it was like a lawyer again.
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Yes, it is. Caroline's husband is 100 years old, and I just want to say that actress who plays Caroline is Meryl Streep's daughter. Perfect casting. Like, perfection.
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Yeah. Like, nothing to do with Nepo. Meryl Streep's daughter. I actually wouldn't have realized. And Zach told me.
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Yeah.
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Oh, wow. Like, is that. And I was like, I guess it is.
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It is.
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But it's not the Gilded Age one.
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No, no, no.
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But is it the Mark Ronson one?
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Yes.
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Yeah. That's Mark Ronson's wife.
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Yeah. So weird.
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So much. Honestly, like, my brain, it's like, the
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Kennedy charts are confusing because it's like Onassis. And that's the crazy thing about Jackie O. Like, the woman when she was, like, the gal, the it gal, she was the first lady. She was Jackie Kennedy.
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Yeah.
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So, like, we call her Jackie. Oh, but, like, her heyday was Jackie
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Kennedy, not her heyday.
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Like the pillbox hat.
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Yes.
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Like, that was just Jackie. Yeah. And so was he, by the way. I didn't put that together. JFK is Jack.
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That's.
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So they were Jack and Jackie.
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That's really cute. Okay, so I will continue on my journey.
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I do recommend the show. Like, I know I talk like. But it's. It's very good.
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I recommend it. Like, I really liked it, considering. I don't know why I just thought I wouldn't. I feel like the last couple Ryan Murphy things I tried to watch, I was like, this isn't good.
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Yeah.
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No.
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For me, he has a very wide range, Ryan Murphy, and it doesn't include me in all of them.
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Yeah.
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Like, especially the horror. Sort of like.
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I mean, I like the politician, but
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in hindsight, I love the politician. I know. But I have a blind spot, like, because, like, that's what I said. It's difficult being Ben's Platt's number one hater. He is so talented.
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Yeah. But I actually didn't like the last seasons. I thought they lost to the plot. High school was, like, where it was at.
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They lost the plot. But the beginning was so good.
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It was. It really.
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And it was. It was a moment in time. It should have been one season.
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Yeah, I agree. Let's get into the story, shall we?
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We shall.
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Without further ado, da doo da do, here are the fast five stories that you do need to know, and the
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Thank you, Turt.
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You're welcome.
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Our first story. The BAFTAs were last night, dear. Lots of news out of the baftas.
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Yeah, let's start with the good, because I. Yeah, let's start with the good.
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The good. William and Kate were there.
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William is tall. Do you feel like he was wearing lifts? Like she. I know, but for the first time ever, like, he actually looked, like hot and tall to me. So I was like, something must be different.
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She's always been tall.
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I don't know. I feel like he's wearing lifts.
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No, maybe she was wearing lower shoes,
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but she also looked like she wasn't. You know, not to be theorist, just something to plant in your minds.
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Guys, why would he wear lifts now when he's been photographed in public? Everyone knows his exact height.
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Maybe, like, maybe things people won't notice. If he's going to start, you know, making changes, I do recommend plugs, of course. He's, like, too far gone. He's buzzed his head.
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It would be weird if he did pugs.
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You know, he definitely missed the boat. But he's also, like, fully bald now. Like, I think he, like, I don't know if he buzzed it for a while. He just had like the Larry David ring. But last night he looks kind of like.
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No, he still has a ring, but it's like, short.
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It's buzzed.
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Yeah, yeah.
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You have also Paul Mezcal and what's her name, Gracie Abrams, walk the carpet together.
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I saw they were very touchy. Was grabbing her tush.
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Yeah. And like, they just. Yeah, they don't, like, do it for
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me, but, like, for someone seeing that was like when I saw Kylie and Timothy on the carpet for the first time.
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No, it's everything. And I do feel like, you know, debuting at the BAFTAs is very elegant. Kind of how like Kylie and Timothy debuted at, like that random Parisian.
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Yeah.
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Award show.
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Like the David Awards.
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The something award.
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I think they were the Davids.
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I don't even want to know what they were called. You know what I mean? Because it's better, like, it's better not to know.
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It was definitely the David. And I want to say thank you to David.
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I think it was like a first and last name. Like the David Roman Awards.
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It was like the David Palazzo Awards. It was. Yeah.
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The David Venice Awards. Vinici and David.
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I want to watch those words every
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year just to relive the magic.
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Yeah.
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And then, of course, like, something so horrible happened.
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Yes.
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I. I actually don't have words. I. And like, I don't know who's, like, what people, like, who's wrong or who's right. I just feel like as an empath and like just a human with eyes watching.
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So here's what happened if anyone wants to.
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Sorry.
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So while Michael B. Jordan and was presenting with Delroy Lindo, they're both in Sinners, they were presenting the best award for best visual effects to Avatar, Fire and Ash.
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And they're both black.
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Yes. Simultaneously. There was a person in attendance who starred in a movie called I Swear, which is about Tourette's.
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He's the subject of the film and like, his. And it's apparently like an amazing movie. So obviously he was there.
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His name is John Davidson and he has Tourette's. And he was in the audience and as the two of them were presenting, his Tourette's compelled him to shout the N word.
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And like, you hear it on the stream.
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They heard it presenting like, they, you know, recovered and just kept going and did their presentation, but had to hear that. It was incredibly.
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Oh, my God, it was. My heart broke. Like, the look on Michael B. Jordan's face of just like disbelief, shock, but then also, like showmanship. You know, the show must go on. It was so devastating. And then, like you learn Alan Cummings, who hosted the show, then, like, he
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came out and he said, you may have noticed some strong language in the background there. This can be part of how Tourette's syndrome shows up for some people as the film explores that experience.
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Right. It wasn't just like a rando racist in the crowd and like, the fact that it can be explained, like, great. But it Was so horrifying to watch. And I think, you know, people are also criticizing the BAFTAs because, you know, the BAFTAs is a pre recorded event.
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Yeah. It was on a delay and they could have cut it out.
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And I guess like them not cutting it out was, you know, even more powerful for the film and the struggles of having Tourette's and. Sure.
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But even if they had cut it out, which I guess would have like, you know, helped everyone else who watched it and not had to feel like it still happened. Yeah.
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No, it happened to Michael B. Jordan.
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Yeah. They still had to experience it. Like they couldn't cut it out in real time. I don't know.
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Like, I'm curious on what like their take is like now knowing. Yeah, like of course, like now we know they weren't actually, you know, being called a slur by like a racist person. It was like this involuntary tic that just, you know, came out at the worst possible time. And I've seen varying takes online. I don't like some of the takes being like, well, you know, if you know that that's a possibility, like you
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should leave and then you shouldn't be in a.
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Right. And then other people being like, well that's ableist. Like if he can't be in the same room as everyone else, like, sure. I don't know. All I know is that what I saw was so like devastating and heartbreaking and like I just wanted to like give Michael B. Jordan a hug.
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Yeah.
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I don't know what the right way to handle it is. It's just awful.
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Yeah. I had also seen that he had said like one or two shouted one or two other things throughout the ceremony. Like, like someone inappropriate. Yeah, like he's like off.
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I mean that's so different than the other.
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Yeah, yeah. But.
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But it wasn't just one random tick. It's terrible. It's. It is like bar non one of the worst clips I've seen.
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Yeah.
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Like, it's. It made me so sad and I
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feel like everyone is sort of like.
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Because it's like, well, you can't have an opinion on this because then you're ableist or racist. It's like who.
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Everyone's sort of like paralyzed in like where to go.
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But all I know is like, I just.
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That shouldn't have happened.
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I agree. It was so terrible and it just, it clouded the whole night. No, that's the only thing anyone's talking about from the baftas. Yeah.
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Yeah, I was. It probably wouldn't have been a story otherwise. William, Kate. It's nice to. Sure. Kylie and Timothy were there, but at this point, like, they do everything together. Like, pizza.
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They got pizza.
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They got pizza. They told us about the imax, like, honestly, keeping your bands.
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They told us about the IMAX.
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Timothy did an interview with Matthew McConaughey, his dad in Interstellar. Okay. I think I need to watch Interstellar.
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I had no idea Timothy Chalamet was.
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Yeah, he is, like, in front of a truck saying bye to his dad at one point. I think it's, like, his first credit. And so they did an interview, like, you know, in support of Marty supreme, where Matthew McConaughey interviewed him. And Matthew McConaughey was like, didn't your girlfriend, like, tell him what your girlfriend did? And he rented out Inter. Kylie rented out an IMAX for him to see Interstellar. It's his, like, favorite movie.
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That he's also in.
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That he's also in. But he has, like, a very small role.
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Right.
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But it's like, Timothy thinks it's the greatest movie of all time.
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That's so sweet.
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So I think I'll watch it. It. You should, one day.
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You're, like, kind of the new Club Chalamet, because, you know, she retired. She moved on to.
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No, but I.
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She chose another actor.
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Like, Club Shalom. Chalamet and I are, like, at two different sides of the extreme. Right.
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Because you're extreme, like Kylie Chalamet, and she's just Timothy.
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Yeah. And if we could put our minds together, I think we could create something beautiful.
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Yeah. A coalition of sorts.
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Yeah. But, like, I come at it from the Kylie aspect, and she's obviously team Timothy. Yeah. So Timothy did not win the BAFTA for his movie.
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Okay, that's interesting.
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Mari supreme is now at, like, a record high of, like, losses for BAFTAs. Like, for BAFTAs. Okay. Yeah. But neither did Leo. I don't know who won that award.
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Oh, yeah, the guy with Tourette's. I saw his speech.
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Did he make his, like, an apology? Did he make a speech? How did the speech.
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I just saw him say he couldn't believe he was nominated in the same Courtney category as Leo. I don't know if he apologized or.
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Yeah, maybe it was before. No, but Best Actor wouldn't come before Best Visual. Right.
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Because he absolutely should have used a platform to apologize. Yeah, no, it was. He did apologize. He won. Yeah. Yeah.
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Oof. Yikes.
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Yeah.
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Just yikes.
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Big yikes. So that's the BAFTAs in a nutshell.
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Are you ready for our next story? Hannah Montana, Miley Cyrus, thank God, spotted filming Hannah Montana special for the first time. So she was seen in Malibu with the Hannah wig in a convertible. And let me tell you, I was Transported. Was this 20, 26 or 2006?
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It's insane how like all it takes is the wig.
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No, but like her face, everything about her face is clear the same. Plus the sunglasses.
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Well, not the teeth.
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Okay. In these far away pictures, her mouth.
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I hope she wears the snaggles.
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Pictures look like they could have been taken 20 years ago.
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And I saw like a clip of her wearing the wig on stage. Like in a full costume, like concert.
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Let's get crazy.
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So it looks like get up. And it looks like the description they released for the celebration 20 years, whatever. Everything I've seen visually kind of negates that. I haven't seen her like sitting down in an interview style, so.
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Yeah, well we wouldn't see that cuz it be on a soundstage. Like.
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Yeah, but like they would normally release like pictures and stuff.
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Oh, well, maybe these are paparazzi pictures.
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Yeah, but I haven't seen anything of like. That looks boring. Everything I've seen looks good.
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Okay.
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It's just what I heard, the description.
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Yeah, yeah. But I'm holding on to those notes.
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Let's get crazy. Get up. And what's your favorite Hannah Montana song?
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Oh, not Miley.
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Not me.
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Miley Cyrus.
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No, not can't be Tamed era. Like, no, no, no.
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But even like from Hannah. My like seven things. Yeah. No, no, no.
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Just Hannah.
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Just Hannah. Okay. I love Nobody's Perfect. I really do.
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It's a perfect song.
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I love this is the Life. The climb is. Is a fusion.
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But yeah, I would consider that like a Miley song of my girls.
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And you'll always find your way back home.
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Okay. Honorary mention. You'll always find your era.
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I think that might be my number one. But it's not the era I'm talking about.
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Written by Taylor Swift.
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No, it's like it's, you know, the first two albums.
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Okay. So my favorite Hannah song is probably not from that era. But it's a Hannah song. He could be the one.
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Okay. No, but that's season three. That counts.
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Yeah. And would you consider Butterfly Fly Away?
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No, she's not wearing the wig.
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Yeah, because you know, that's a song that was playing when Ruby was born, so. Love that song. But yeah, she's not wearing the wig when she sings it. She's in the gazebo and it's raining and she's just being violent.
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Yeah, she's just being Molly.
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The next time we hang out, I will redeem myself My heart can't rest till then that's harmony.
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Yeah. That's what she does. I can't wait to see you again.
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That song was a cultural reset.
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You know what's my favorite trend right now? What? People harmonizing with Wide Awake.
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Thunder rumbling yeah.
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I didn't know that was happening. Why is that happening? I love it.
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I don't know. But, like, I'm so happy for Katy Perry. Like, she just sort of needed this.
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I need very neutral, positive. I want her to come out with a version that I can listen to on Spotify. Like, take the best creator who's doing it and put out a duet so I can listen on Spotify because I'm really enjoying.
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It's a nice trend.
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Thunder rumbling Castles crumbling I am trying
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to hold on I'm wide awake God knows that I tried seeing the bright That's a good song.
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Yeah.
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So much has happened to Katy Perry. That cloud. The fact that, like, a lot of her music is amazing.
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I'm falling from cloud nine
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this is the part of me that's one of the best songs ever made. You think so that you never gonna ever take away from me.
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You think so? Yeah.
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It's like, a perfect pop song. I think, like, Charlie Puth would agree.
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Oh, we need to get Charlie Puth out.
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I agree. And, like, ask him what he thinks about, like, a hundred songs.
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Let's see when Charlie Puth is gonna be in New York or Florida. And let's get him on the show.
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I agree.
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I want to have him on the show.
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I want to harmonize with him.
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I want to have a show where we only interview Charlie's. We do, like, a deep dive.
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Maybe that's, like, a passion project for you with the redheads.
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Kids. No, like, fine.
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Can you interview Charlie Hope? I love her.
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Who's that?
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You know her because you played her song the other day. She makes, like, music for kids that's not annoying as she has, like, a kind of like, very like, sort of like Mumford and Sons type of voice. Over in the meadow where the sun and the sun we have the little metal hurdle and a little turtle dove Beep Said the lion Beep, beep yeah. She has so many bops. And then, of course, the green grass grew all around all around and the green grass grew all around She's a great Charlie you could interview on your Charlie series.
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And also Charlie, who's on this season of Southern Charm, of course, to speak
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to the King Charlie the King.
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Who's Charlie the King? Who's Charlie the King?
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You'll get there.
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Just King Charles.
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Yeah.
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That will be, like. We can end the podcast.
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Yeah, of course.
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It will be a miniseries that only ends.
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You have to keep going until King Charlie.
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Yeah. But, like, do I have to have Charlie XCX on my podcast? No.
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Okay. She doesn't have an E at the end, so she's exempt. No.
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But there's all different spellings of Charlie. I have to. Charlie, who was unceremoniously booted from Love Island.
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Charlie.
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Yeah. Yeah, you do.
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Yeah, you do.
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I think it could be really great.
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I can't wait to tune in.
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We should do, like, another podcast where we only interview people who have the same names as our children.
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That would be, like, really?
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Because everyone's looking for an ankle, right?
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Ruben stuttered. Here we come. I actually would love to talk to Reuben Stutter.
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Right.
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Like, he raised a generation of Harry Jowsey. And you just. You would create the podcast just so you could interview Harry Chowsing. Because I know you're, like, obsessive.
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I think we had him on the show.
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Oh, no.
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We had him on our Spotify audio
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canceled show Breaking Bread. Yeah.
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I think everyone's looking for an angle. Yeah. Like, who should. Like, everyone interviews celebrities on their podcast. How can we make a difference different? We found our angle.
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Here's how. So I guess I'll have to name my Next child Taylor 1,000%.
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And you could do it for a boy or a girl.
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Love that.
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Crushing it.
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Yeah. What was the story?
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Miley spotted.
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Oh, okay. So faith abyssal restored.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm excited. We got the party with us. Oh. People were also saying Jonas Brothers. She sort of invented them.
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We got the party with her. That's like, kind of.
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No, but they are a big part of the Hannah family.
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Yeah.
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And so I wonder if they'll have anything to do with this.
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I wonder if David Archuleta will join. What's their song? Come on. What's the song? It's like.
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Oh, it's like.
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It's like. It's like the worst song.
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Yeah, yeah. Hold on.
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Can you Google it?
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Let me look it up. Let me just go to that season.
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It's like. It's like. It's kind of like reggae, you know,
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like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I want to know where you are.
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I want to.
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I want. You know, and maybe someday down the road I'll sit back and say to myself, yes, I thought so. The worst song. That's probably my Least favorite Hannah Montana song.
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Oh, that's funny. We could also have least favorites.
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No, I just did it.
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So make some noise. Is good. Oh, so many good ones. One in a million. Life's what you make it. Oh, I can't do this right now. Chilling. I'll do this in my car on the way. Yeah. Are you ready? Are you ready for our next story? One.
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Number three.
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Number three.
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Yeah.
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Vanity Fair has put an article forth talking about the new talk show hosts. So Bowen Yang, Brittany Broski, and eight other hosts who are shattering the talk show format. So they are putting forth their thesis that these creators are the new late night, so to speak talk show.
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It's interesting. I don't disagree in the sense that, like, this is where people come to promote projects. Sex, Late night was a lot of things. Yes, it was that. It was also sort of like a center of comedy. I don't think that. I don't know. It's an imperfect thesis, but it's not wrong in the sense that, like, podcasts are the new frontier. And if a celebrity has to go promote something and they say you can either do Jimmy Fallon or call her daddy, they would you call her daddy. Although the Alex Cooper erasure in this Vanity Bear article is weird because you have to give her credit. Like, she really did. Did maybe not invent this template, but, like, she is the biggest stop.
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Yeah. Like, that's what call her daddy is now is like.
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Even though I do think Jake Shane is, like, giving her a run.
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Yeah. But he's included. So here's who they share. They share. Quinlan Blackwell.
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Quinn. Sorry, Quinn. I feel like she's so many things, but an interviewer is not one of them. I know she has, like, a series, but for the statement that they're trying to make about, like, celebrity interview late nights.
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Do you do celebrities, like, go on her platform?
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I don't feel like they do Brittany Broski. Same with that. I know she has a podcast, and I feel like it's very, very funny. And it's like, kind of like satirical about herself, but I don't know that she interviews a lot of people. She doesn't.
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Yeah. Does. Is chicken chop on here?
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Yeah, she wasn't there.
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Okay. Julian Shapiro Barnum. What a name. What a name.
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ET's son. I literally.
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Shapiro Barnum.
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Recess therapy.
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I'm sorry, but if you don't know who that person is, like, I think
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we have a Zoe Kravitz and Rihanna talk to young children about everything from the love of corn. Wait, what?
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From the love of corn.
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How does somebody have 8 million followers and I don't know them?
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You should go on.
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Was a quarantine podcast. He was in a quarantine podcast with family when he decided to create an online talk show. Then he hit on the idea of recess therapy in which he and celebrities like Zoe Kravitz and Rihanna talked to young kids about everything from love of corn to the life of Shakespeare. This year, Shapiro Barnum is embarking on an ambitious new project outside tonight, a late night show shot in front of a live audience in the streets of New York City. He's excited to spend time. Well, that's cool. I haven't heard of it, but that doesn't mean anything. I just want to say, well, if
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they're talking about people who love corn,
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you should go on, you know, I love corn.
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That was a like a very like meaty sentence, you know?
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Yeah. Find to their love of Shakespeare. And then Brittany Broski, Broski Nation. She started something called Royal Court Mid Evil Sleepover vibes. I haven't seen it.
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Just want to say medieval sleepover vibes
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and Yes, I know. Okay, so Quinn Blackwell has a like, it's like a cooking show. I've seen The Addison Rae 1. Guests like Addison Rae and Lil Nas X.
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Okay. Fun.
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I don't feel like that's replacing late night. Just not to be like a bitch
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going to the ones that I know.
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Oh, Kareem Rama. I know. I'm Subway Takes. Have you seen he interviews people on the subway and they give like their hottest.
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Yes.
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I mean, yeah, he's very interesting.
B
And yeah, that's like the stuff that people do when they're promoting stuff now. They go on like, you know, or
A
he's had like, he has major people type stuff. He has major people. I agree. Same with Bowen Yang and Matt Rogers. They are, they're like, stop. They are a stop. Same with Amelia Demaldenberg, who's Chicken Shop Girl. She's like the interviewer. She gets everyone. Yes. Z way. Absolutely. A press stop for people. Sean Evans, who created Hot Ones.
B
Yes, yes.
A
Chicken, Hot wings thing. Yeah, absolutely. Jake Shane. Absolutely.
B
Okay.
A
That was it. So I feel like they got a lot of the people that. I agree. I feel like some people didn't want to be a part of this and then they threw in a couple of randos.
B
But Alex Cooper really should be there.
A
Yeah. I don't feel like they left her out. I feel like she very much like stands alone, you know? Like, I could see her not wanting to be a part of an ensemble where, like, really not everyone is, like, doing the same thing that she is. You know, I could see her saying no, honestly, who else do I feel like they're missing? Oh, well, Armchair expert.
B
Oh, yeah, but then it's just like podcasters. Yeah, yeah, I can understand why. Like, then it's just like, then name every podcast.
A
It's not podcast. It's people who are shattering the talk show format.
B
Good hang.
A
She should have been on here.
B
Yeah, but then it's just like, yeah, that is shattering the talk show format. But then it's just a list of podcasts.
A
Right.
B
Which, you know, I love a list of podcasts.
A
So this is just hosts who are shattering the talk show format. That is Amy Schumer. I just want to say. Not Amy Schumer. Excuse me, Amy Poehler. The new late night is lo fi and unpredictable and live from your phone all the time. As broadcast television recedes, we present a cast of digital creators who boldly go where no Jimmy has gone before. That's funny. Okay, so they're saying digital creators. Fine. So I guess that's not.
B
Yeah. And like, things that are more than just like talk, you know, like Chicken Shop is really the new.
A
Yes, very new format. It's very cool. Nobody's doing it.
B
Agreed. Cool beans.
A
And they have people on there like Brittany Broski and Quinn who I think have the format, but I don't know that. That they have the guests yet. So we'll see. Maybe they're giving them like the Vanity Fair stamp of approval. I like that. I feel like the Late show format is like so old and some of them are doing everything they can to hang on and Jimmy Fallon's doing a great job.
B
I also want to say, like, like this is just stating the obvious. Of course.
A
This is not an original.
B
Yeah, like the, the Late show format has been felt old for, like, people have been doing this for like a couple years now.
A
Yeah.
B
So, like, thanks for letting us know it was happening. We did know. Unlike Cynthia Reveal, we did know that this was happening. But good for you for stating it,
A
for joining us up here.
B
Welcome. Are you ready for our next story?
A
If it's our next story that's brought to you by hers, it is. Jackie, I know that you know this, that traditional healthcare does not always leave room for follow up or context. Tell me, answer this question for me. Have you ever left a doctor's appointment maybe with some results, but no real clarity on what to do next?
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Yeah, I could say yeah.
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B
Thank you, Thirteen.
A
My pleasure, Jirtine.
B
Our next story. Speaking of the youngsters, what are they doing now? Braxton and Olivia Jade were spotted flirting with each other at Palm Tree Music Festival. So there's a lot going on because Deuxmoi received a tip that Braxton, Olivia Jade were spending quite a bit of time together at the Palm Tree Festival this week. Weekend. According to the person who sent in the tip, they were flirting all night.
A
Yeah, and then we saw a picture.
B
We saw a picture of them talking. Let's say talking. I don't want to, you know, put my editorial spin on it. And we also saw a picture of Olivia Jade and Alex Earl taking a selfie at the music festival.
A
And then Alex Roll shared it to her stories.
B
So is that what you would do with a girl who's flirting with your X mans?
A
I just want to say, like, there's no way in hell that Olivia Jade is even entertaining Braxton, like, for a million reasons. I just want to say I feel like I. I know Olivia Jade probably better than anyone in this world. Like, probably better than her own mother. I'm being dead serious. Like, I just know her. I'm sorry. Like, she's on, like, a different level in terms of, like, she was just dating Jacob. Lordy. Sorry. She's not slumming with Braxton. And I don't think it's out of, like, a loyalty or anything to Alex Earl. I don't think they're, like, best friends. I just. I'm telling you, they're. They're not compatible. Like, maybe he's interested. She's not.
B
What about love? Like, what does she just.
A
I'm so sick of you saying that, okay?
B
Like, it seems like everybody loves Brad Braxton.
A
That's actually not true. I just know Sophia Culp was, like, vomiting from this.
B
Why is it not true that everybody loves Braxton?
A
I think two people loved Braxton maybe. Actually, probably a lot of people love Braxton. Like, his family and stuff. No, no.
B
But, like, girls, like, it seems he seems like a really nice guy.
A
I mean, he's got something aside from
B
the Sophia Culpo murkiness, you know, which she doesn't have good things to say about him. Yeah, but I saw, like, I. And I don't know what happened between the two of them, but it seems like. Like they had a good relationship and they were relation and Alex and Braxton as well. And I just. I feel like he's a lover boy, as the kids say.
A
Yeah, he's kind of like a serial dater.
B
He's just looking for a good woman.
A
Well, look elsewhere, because leave Olivia Jade out of this.
B
Would you rather her be with Jacob Elordi or Braxton? I don't think it's so clear.
A
Oh, my God. They're on different levels. Like, they're on different planets.
B
Or Austin Butler. Did she date him?
A
No, she just, like, operates in the same circle.
B
It's next.
A
She just dated Jacob Elordi, who dated Kaia Gerber, who dated Austin Butler.
B
Would you rather her date Austin, Austin Butler or Braxton?
A
Braxton. That's more interesting to me.
B
We are aligned, but I don't think
A
she's dating either of them. I don't know who she's gonna date next, but one thing about Olivia Jade, our new man. Oh, thank you for reminding me. I'm sure if you're watching on YouTube, you've noticed we've got a new businessman in our businessman. We should hire an artist to, like, paint BMOTW on this, just so people know, like, what the frame is for. This is Axel Dumois, the CEO of Hermes. And in this photo, he's standing in front of a Birkin, which feels right. And he's also got a. I want to say an iPad in his hands that's, like, leather bound. He obviously had a custom case made at the factory because it has a little A and a G on it,
B
very airbound, abusing the facilities.
A
And as you know, he's a CEO of Hermes. And he also is one of the few successful CEOs who turned down Jeffrey Epstein for a visit, thus crowning him businessman of the Week.
B
See, it's not that hard.
A
It's literally not that hard. Just don't be a pedophile and you'll be the same.
B
Yeah. And don't hang out with them. Yeah, Don't.
A
And actively avoid them.
B
Yeah. And don't, like, give us any reason to think that you might be a pedophile aisle. That's really it.
A
The bar is in hell. My friends, my fellow businessmen, yet some
B
people can't meet it.
A
It's okay.
B
You know my businessman of the weekend, if we ever like running low ourselves. Kevin o'. Leary.
A
Oh, actually love that.
B
So, like, just always keep him. He's waiting in the.
A
We could always throw a shark in there.
B
Oh, no. But just Kevin.
A
Well, yeah, I'm glad to hear you say that. And not your boyfriend, Robert Herjavec, because he'll never be my business.
B
Well, he's like, I think he could be man of the week. But as far as business, I don't love him because of his business is savvy.
A
And I know this is crazy to say because he is a shark and, like, a billionaire many times over, but I actually don't think he's a good businessman. I think he just got lucky.
B
That's really funny.
A
And I really believe that.
B
Well, he was like.
A
But I don't believe that Olivia Jade is dating Braxton or even entertaining it. Like, you're allowed to talk and you're
B
allowed to, like, flirt at a music festival. Like, not everything is a binding marital contract.
A
The photo of them is for Mary Lou's in Palm Beach. So it's, like, a really small space. They're just, like, talking closely, which is what you do in a crowded facility. There's no. I mean, this is probably, like, famous last words.
B
There's way famous last words. You know they have mahjong night there. Do they? Yeah, I think you sent it to me. Oh, we got a gut.
A
I'm always sending things, like, so don't ever reference something I sent.
B
I know. Because sometimes, Zach, I'll, like, be in the room, like, sending on Instagram, and
A
he goes just, like, firing it off.
B
Like, firing off. So my.
A
Yeah, of course I have, like, my Jewish things, my mahjong things, my funny things, my relationship things.
B
Like, and then I walk out of the room and he's on the couch, and he's like, oh. Oh, that was so interesting. Like, you said me. Why did you send me that?
A
I'm like, you're gonna have to be more specific. When I'm, like, breastfeeding, there's. Well, I didn't breastfeed anymore when I was breastfeeding. Like, I would fire off. I get in, like, modes where, like, don't ask me what I'm talking about, because I don't know. Which one are you referring to?
B
That can't be held responsible.
A
Even though if you send me something that I've sent you, like, I. I sent that. Like, I was. I was aware.
B
I don't think I've ever sent you something that.
A
Oh, my God.
B
Literally happened yesterday that you send me. No, you might have already seen it. No, you didn't send.
A
No, I did send.
B
Oh, unless you, like, send it in a text.
A
No, I don't send in a text.
B
Sometimes I send a text if I want to send to the whole family.
A
Yeah.
B
Like, hey, guys, check this out.
A
You're gonna love this.
B
And I'm a big sender. Like, when you're on my distro, I'm.
A
I would say I'm probably, like, number one on your distro.
B
You are number one on my.
A
You're number one on my to.
B
Oh, thank you. You could have insulted. You could have, like.
A
No, no, you. I. I wouldn't lie. You are.
B
Once you're made a show like, you better turn notifications off.
A
Yeah, it's going down. They made it too easy on reels to, like, send things to someone.
B
Yeah.
A
Because on Tik Tok, like, I have to download or send a link. They make it really hard. On Instagram, you just press share. They don't even send you, like, message send. Like, I just know that it made it there.
B
Yeah, yeah.
A
They've got a town over there.
B
And then sometimes I want to send somebody to, like, you and Beth, but I don't want to send it a group chat.
A
Send separately.
B
I send separately. It's very.
A
I love that button.
B
It's very different then.
A
Or you can send separately or create group.
B
But it's not a group. Some things are group five, but most of the time, we need to have individual discussions. I agree. Are you ready for our fifth and final story, which is for you, which is for your two favorite topics.
A
Okay. Hairspray is coming back, and Matthew Morrison is playing Courtney Collins.
B
Similar. Okay. Bonnie Blue is pregnant.
A
Okay, so what are my two favorite things?
B
Babies, motherhood and Bonnie Blue.
A
Okay. The whore is pregnant.
B
Somebody might need to retake sex ed because adult content creator Bonnie Blue says she's pregnant after having unprotected sex with about 400 men. And she seems genuinely caught off guard.
A
Didn't she already say.
B
Didn't she do this once?
A
Yeah, and it was like a prank.
B
Yeah. Well, so in this video, she takes a pregnancy test, which ends up being positive. She said, guys, I am definitely pregnant, like, fully pregnant. So I'm going to have to chat GPT what to do next, because I'm actually not quite sure. I don't know. Later, she went to a technician for an ultrasound, which confirmed the pregnancy. She asked. Oh, Is that a baby? That's actually crazy. It's actually not that crazy.
A
Like, that's when you have sex.
B
However, in 2025, she told us Weekly she wished she could get pregnant. However, she's not in a position where she can fall pregnant naturally. Well, that's, like, a very vague statement. She could have had an IUD in. Like, she's not in a position where she could fall pregnant or, you know, she's infertile, Right? No, but it also could just be because she's on birth control.
A
This story just feels like a trap. I don't really know what to say. Obviously, a baby is a blessing.
B
I don't think it's true. And if it is true, maybe it will be just a thing to set her on the right path. You know, motherhood changes the person, of
A
course, but then you're also just, like, subjecting somebody to being, like, the child of Bonnie Blue. Like, she's gonna get bullied, or he, like, you know.
B
Oh, for sure.
A
Like, Bonnie would need to, like, change her name, name, blood. Anonymously moved to, like, seriously, like, Indonesia. And just.
B
I think she went there and, like, things got crazy.
A
Had sex with a thousand Indonesians. Yeah, that does sound like something she would do. I can't stand her. Like, I hate to even choose this as a story. Like, I think that she's all that's
B
wrong with the world beyond that, you know, it's like, I don't think there's anyone that's, like, this is really great for women. Like, we feel really.
A
It's bad for everyone.
B
I feel empowered by this and the men.
A
I need to. Let's interview a man. Man who has had sex with her. Like, how big of a loser are you?
B
Yeah, you lined up with 400.
A
I don't know who's a bigger loser like, her or them.
B
I think the men.
A
Yeah, it's really just.
B
Yeah. And, like, also, like, a little gay, like, making money.
A
But do you think it's also a little gay, like, to have sex with somebody, like, like, literally while the other guy's penis is still out?
B
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A
It's gross. Like, I think she's so.
B
No. Like, what kind of man does these things? That's a whole other question.
A
I hate her.
B
Yeah, I don't think it's. I don't want to, like, really have to consider, like, if it is true. And I just don't think it is true. I think it's, like, you know, another ruse that we fell for. Because I really think, like, when she's having sex with 400 men. Like, you know, she has to be taking. She's not doing it during the ovulation window, I would hope.
A
And, like, our,
B
like, are they, like, it's unprotected.
A
What?
B
In this one, it was unprotected sex.
A
He had 400 unprotected.
B
That's what it said. Usually they do use condoms.
A
Yes, but also my question was actually
B
not if they were using ejaculate.
A
Thank you.
B
Yeah, I think so. Otherwise, it's like, is that.
A
Does it count?
B
I don't think it counts.
A
I think it does count, but. Okay.
B
It's not like a one pump. I guess that's how she did, like, a thousand in one day.
A
It was a couple pounds.
B
Like a pump or two, I guess. However much they paid for it. And they paying. I don't think so. Or the.
A
I think she paid them. No, because then it's prostitution.
B
I think just the subscribers pay to watch.
A
Yeah, of course.
B
Worse. But no. Yeah, you're right.
A
So foul. Like, foul. And I. I seriously, like, I will pray for you in a meaningful way. I will pray for you.
B
Those are the fast five stories. Not so fast.
A
I can't thank you enough for choosing that one.
B
Oh, I know you, like, love to talk about her. Yeah. But it just got too real a role model.
A
Okay, well, that's our show.
B
We did, like, TV recap at the beginning. Sure.
A
You know, slay the house down boots.
B
Yeah, that's that on that.
A
We'll see you tomorrow. Thank you so much for listening to the Toast, the millennial morning show where we deliver the fastest stories you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube. So you're watching us on YouTube? Please help me to subscribe and give us a video thumbs up. We're also available as Podcast anywhere. Podcast to be found. Spotify Tunes Sister Publicity. Listen to podcast. And wickedly talented we are.
B
Love you. Bye. Leave a message.
Hosted by Jackie & Claudia Oshry
Date: February 23, 2026
Episode Overview:
Jackie and Claudia kick off the week with major American pride, a deep dive into Olympic hockey victory and the Hughes brothers, vivid recaps of TV and pop culture happenings, pop star nostalgia, new directions in talk shows, and a wildly viral adult content story. The episode is packed with opinions, sharp humor, sisterly banter, and real-time takes on everything trending.
"The bar is in hell for me. Sorry. I was watching women's hockey. Okay. Like, I watch everything. I watch curling. I didn't know that was happening."
– Jackie (01:37)
"I think that the time and the people is so interesting that the show couldn't have been bad."
– Jackie (16:37)
“You can't have an opinion on this because then you're ableist or racist.”
– Claudia (32:37)
"This is just stating the obvious. Of course... the late show format has felt old for, like, years now.”
– Claudia (48:01)
| Section | Topic | Start Timestamp | |----------------------|----------------------------------------|-----------------| | Olympic Hockey | USA win & Hughes brothers | 00:25 | | "Marty Supreme" Film | Movie review & uncomfortable scenes | 08:47 | | "Southern Charm" | Recap & cast dynamics | 12:05 | | "Love Story" Series | Casting, history, and Kennedy lore | 14:55 | | BAFTAs | Winners, viral moment, analysis | 27:24 | | Miley/Hannah Montana | Spotted filming, song nostalgia | 34:58 | | Talk Show Revolution | Vanity Fair article breakdown | 42:29 | | Olivia Jade Rumors | DeuxMoi tip, influencer dating pool | 52:54 | | Bonnie Blue Viral | Adult creator’s pregnancy announcement | 59:25 |
This episode is quintessential Toast: rapid-fire pop culture opinions, millennial nostalgia, sharp (often savage) humor, and the kind of commentary that feels like a group chat with your funniest friends. The sisters' discussion style—snarky, informative, engaging—makes the content digestible and fun, while still hitting on the “fast five” must-know stories by episode’s end.