Joey in Paris with Joey Camasta: Wednesday, November 19th, 2025

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Toast Episode: Joey in Paris with Joey Camasta
Date: November 19, 2025
Hosts: Jackie & Claudia Oshry with Guest Joey Camasta

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Episode Overview

This episode brings back fan-favorite Joey Camasta, fresh from a trip to Paris, for another hilarious and lively chat with Jackie Oshry. The main focus is Joey’s transformation into his “Parisian self” after his romantic European getaway, with lots of laughs about cultural differences, travel stories, and Joey’s take on living like a true Parisian. The conversation flows into home decor tips, holiday traditions, internet culture critiques, celebrity news, and plenty of personal anecdotes — all delivered in the show’s signature irreverent, conversational style.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Joey’s Parisian Transformation

(00:32–05:51)

• Joey arrives in full “Parisian” aesthetic: trench coat, striped blouse, baguette, and leek in hand (as a ‘performance artist’).
• Shares his Paris trip highlights with his boyfriend, describing it as "transformative."

  “I was transformed. This is my alter ego.” (Joey, 00:59)

• Embracing Parisian habits:
  • Chain smoking at cafés (“I smoked all day long.” — Joey, 02:42)
  • Weight loss attributed to walking, Parisian diet, cigarettes, and portion sizes.
  • Noticing cultural differences: City cleanliness, fashion, and the omnipresence of baguettes.
• Describes wine country (Beaune, Burgundy):
  • Stayed in a cozy, cottage-like AirBnb ("I felt like a troll…")
  • Sidecar motorcycle tours, vineyard visits, and almost (but not) proposing to his partner, saying Paris proposals are overdone.

    “I teased it… but I got nervous and took it off.” (Joey, 05:07)

2. Cultural Shifts & Parisian Attitude

(05:51–10:31)

• Joey jokes about how his worldview has shifted ("I’m Emily in Paris now").
• Open critique of American travel habits and self-deprecation:

  “Are you like a self-hating American now?” (Jackie, 05:49)
  “Yeah, we’re disgusting. It’s so uncultured, it’s gross.” (Joey, 05:51)

• Banter about the cleanliness of Paris versus NYC, plus the differences in hotel vs. AirBnb accommodation.
• Toaster listeners (fans) recognize Joey in Paris, and he has impromptu meetups.
• Parisian shopping: Vintage finds, homewares, and the importance (and confusion) of using VAT refunds.

3. Home & Holiday Decor Talk

(07:02–09:45)

• Joey’s holiday decorating traditions:
  • Puts up his Christmas tree early (Nov 1st), always fake and pre-lit for convenience.
  • This year’s color scheme: burgundy with tomato red, inspired by Paris' Burgundy region.

    “Think of one color and just do everything in that one thing with different textures... then add a metallic on top.” (Joey, 09:29)

• Shares tips for chic, monochromatic tablescapes and invites from Jackie for dinner and talk of Friendsgiving plans.

4. Celebrity & Internet Culture Commentary

(21:50–31:38)

• Latest on "Dancing With The Stars":
  • Zac Efron finally supporting brother Dylan at the show.
  • Critical analysis of celebrity appearance changes, especially men and cosmetic enhancements (“I love a weathered man.” — Joey, 23:06).
  • Predictions and backstage tea on the competition—network favoritism, emotional angles (“It’s about his dead dad…” 24:52).
• Discussion on influencer/wealth culture, specifically Becca Bloom:
  • Bloom’s immense wealth, public persona, and recent controversy for posting about ‘equality’ (“I will not be lectured on equality by this billionaire, not now, not ever” — Jackie reading comments, 31:23).
  • Joey’s take: “Even us rich people have feelings.” (32:44)
  • Speculation on authenticity of Bloom's wealth.
• Gambling/gaming opportunities for women on competition TV shows:

  “There’s millions of money to make a drunk girl off Pinot Grigio betting on who’s gonna go home on Dancing with the Stars.” (Joey, 27:39)

5. Personal Anecdotes & Podcast Banter

(36:47–58:42)

• Stories from the influencer world, including Joey’s experience at Barstool and awkward celebrity encounters.
• The joys and etiquette of public restrooms, from Erwhon grocery store in LA to the Vatican (“I took a shit at the Vatican. A holy shit.” — Joey, 55:05).
• Joey’s openness about bodily functions, including a callback to his infamous “Mall Sashimi” story.
• Friendship, jealousy, and Toast community love:
  • Joey jokes about counting fan comments and feeling jealous of other guest hosts.

  “I get the most fan [love].” (Joey, 56:20)

6. Final Miscellany: Pop Culture & Life Advice

• Quick TV & pop culture chat:
  • Siobhan from Succession’s new Peacock show.
  • Upcoming Met Gala theme “Meow” sponsored by Lauren and Jeff Bezos.
  • General encouragement for women to do what they want with their decor, families, and personal journeys.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Joey on Parisian Transformation:
  “I’m Emily in Paris.” (02:23)

• On Parisian Habits:
  “Chain smoking at the cafe… I smoked all day long.” (Joey, 02:40)

• On Paris Proposals:
  “I would never do a Paris proposal… You could see there’s like videos on TikTok, you’re getting engaged and there’s one three feet next to you.” (Joey, 05:16)

• On Home Decor:
  “Think of one color and just do everything in that one thing with different textures, tones, and variants.” (Joey, 09:29)

• On Fame and Podcasting:
  “It is a little off-putting that I have had podcasts for 10 years and no one mentions my podcast…” (Joey, 15:28)

• On Rich-People Problems:
  “Even us rich people have feelings.” (Joey, 32:44)

• On the Real Parisian Experience:
  “I lost 15 pounds there, I came back with a six-pack.” (Joey, 03:27)

• On Open Relationships:
  “No… it’s just not my thing.” (Joey, 47:11)

• On Public Restrooms:
  “I took a shit at the Vatican. It was a holy shit.” (Joey, 55:05)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Joey’s Parisian arrival & trip details: 00:32–05:51
• Parisian lifestyle & American critique: 05:51–10:31
• Holiday décor and entertaining tips: 07:02–09:45
• Celebrity/Internet commentary (DWTS, Zac Efron, Becca Bloom): 21:50–31:38
• Gambling for girlies & reality show bets: 27:07–28:14
• Awkward celebrity encounters & Barstool drama: 36:47–37:57
• Public restroom adventures & “Mall Sashimi” story: 52:50–55:40
• Personal anecdotes and show wrap-up: 55:51–end

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Overall Tone & Style

• The episode maintains a conversational, witty, and self-deprecating tone with plenty of inside jokes, pop culture hot takes, and playful jabs at each other and themselves.
• Joyful, irreverent, and relatable, with a healthy dose of TMI and confessional humor.

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Summary for Listeners

If you missed this episode, you missed a delightful deep dive into Joey Camasta’s Parisian alter ego, a guided tour through French café culture (and chain-smoking chic), tips for making your holiday table Instagram-worthy, and the world’s most glamorous take on ordinary details. Sprinkle in unsparing hot takes on celebrity fakery, influencer culture, reality competition TV, and bodily functions, and you’ve got The Toast at its best: quick, smart, and laugh-out-loud funny.

Transcript

[A]

Good morning, girlies. It's the Toast. It's Jackson Claude and we're your host. It's your favorite show. The best five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the Toast. They sound amazing. Welcome back to the Toast and happy Wednesday. It is hump day. Very appropriately, I'm sitting next to somebody who I'm sure you know hump on the frequent.

[B]

Bonjour, madame.

[A]

Bonjour. Joey is here. If you're watching on YouTube or Spotify, I highly recommend the visual experience is par. And we're in our brand new studio and Joey's fresh off the plane from Paris. He brought a baguette and a leak in a tote. A canvas tote with.

[B]

I'm performance artist first and foremost.

[A]

Yes. You've got a high sock, A loafer. A cuffed jean. A baguette.

[B]

A leak trench coat.

[A]

A trench coat and a striped collared blouse. Who is the inspiration for your look today?

[B]

Well, this is my alter ego. I moved. I went to Paris and I. I was transformed.

[A]

Wow. Really? It was a transformative experience.

[B]

And this is not a baguette. This is a. I literally knew you.

[A]

Were gonna say that.

[B]

I'm gonna throw sauces aside. I don't want to get this new set smelling like leaks.

[A]

So you brought this baguette. I saw you post on your Instagram the baguette and the Uber and the baguette now on the floor. Are you gonna eat this baguette?

[B]

No.

[A]

Oh, okay. Okay.

[B]

This is purely performance. I just want people to walk around like, what the fuck is this queen doing?

[A]

Okay, I'm glad because I saw the baguette.

[B]

That's how it is in Paris. People just walk around with a bag in hand. Homeless people keep that thing on them. They just have a baguette. And I saw a homeless, homeless man having a bottle of rose champagne with his friend and like some like, mangled dog.

[A]

Was it a whispering angel?

[B]

No. I could tell it was like. It was like a high sugar content. So I wouldn't have drank anything. Right, right. It was. It's. You know, things are just different over there. You guys would understand.

[A]

Speaks to the cleanliness of the city. Because if you took a baguette out of your house in New York, you would never eat it. When I saw it on the, on the seat of your Uber in your Instagram, I was like, I really hope he's not going to like, make us eat that because that's disgusting. Like, yucky. But I think people In Paris. Like, it's much a cleaner. It's a much cleaner city.

[B]

I guess so. But yeah, everyone always is strapped to the baguette.

[A]

So let's talk about your trip. You were here two weeks ago. Everyone loved you, so I had to have you back. Especially because you just went on this Euro trip and we need to hear about. You went on this, like, romantic trip to Paris with your man. You guys could not have taken cuter pictures if you tried. Your outfits were so cute. I. I loved following the journey. And obviously you're like that girl who studies abroad and comes back different. Yeah, you're different now.

[B]

I'm Emily in Paris.

[A]

You're European. You lived in Paris. I lived and studied abroad. And you were there for five minutes.

[B]

People. The. My lifestyle has just changed. Just the way I live and things different from now. Things different things are important and you.

[A]

Don'T get it unless you've been there.

[B]

Right. For sure.

[A]

So what's important to you now that you've been to Paris?

[B]

Chain smoking at a cafe. Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. Did you smoke?

[B]

I smoked all day long. All day long. But since I got back, I. I haven't, you know, touched. I've.

[A]

You didn't do anything electric, right. You just did hardcore O cigarettes.

[B]

They do the thing. Weird thing isn't any. Any Parisians are watching right now. There's this thing that I realized at the end of my trip. It's like a cigarette, but it's. It's a cigarette and a vape hybrid. So it's like. It is a real cigarette, but then they stick it inside of like a mechanism and they're smoking it.

[A]

What?

[B]

And smoke's coming out. But then like, I think it's like a. It's like it just burns it when you puff it maybe.

[A]

Right.

[B]

I don't know what it is.

[A]

Interesting.

[B]

I never got to get one, but I just smoked, you know, the classic. Yeah. With. With a dead woman on the front or like, you know.

[A]

Right. A hole in your throat.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

What brand do you. And did you smug or anything?

[B]

I just. I just. I just like pointed like. And like. And mumbled sort of. Right, right.

[A]

It's so chic.

[B]

Yeah. That's what you do. And then I. I literally lost 15 pounds there. I came back with a six pack.

[A]

I just want to say. I didn't want to say it because I don't like to comment on people's weight. You look so trim.

[B]

Oh, thank you.

[A]

Because the food there is different.

[B]

The food there is different. I've been taking multiple Forms of GLP ones and. No, it's. I think it's the food thing. I, I ate. I ate baguette.

[A]

Right.

[B]

That's cheese.

[A]

Cheese.

[B]

Cheese. Win cigarettes. Butter, like, by the butter. Tro. Snails. Do you feel that Skinner than ever.

[A]

Smoking cigarettes curbs your appetite.

[B]

Nah, I guess so. Because you don't want to, like, eat and smoke at the same time at the, at the cafe.

[A]

Even though that's what. People in Paris, too, they eat and smoke at the same time.

[B]

They do that. That's why I was supposed.

[A]

I was.

[B]

It was taboo to post the photo of my Niko salad with the ashtray next to it.

[A]

Right.

[B]

But I said, you know what? This is the lifestyle I live now.

[A]

Did you just go to Paris? You went somewhere else?

[B]

I was in wine country first. We went to Beaune, which is in the Burgundy region. I don't want to, like, you know, just be, just do Paris right away. So basically, I want to get my, my, my, my foot in the soil first.

[A]

I love that.

[B]

And ground myself there. So I went there first. We got this cute little cottage. I felt like a troll. I feel like a Keebler elf. It was like this cute little troll house and over this little river because.

[A]

It was so small.

[B]

It was quaint. Yeah. And. But it was like, it was very cozy.

[A]

Short ceilings.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And it was like, it's a kitchen. I felt like, literally, I was cooking in a treehouse. It was really cute, though. Very luxurious. But then we went to the wine country. I rode on a little motorcycle, a little sidecar, me and my man. And we went all through the vineyards and, like, learned about all the, the wines and saw all the sites and went through caves and I know I.

[A]

Wasn'T the only one who thought you were going to propose.

[B]

I, I, I, I teased it and I put, like, a ring on the thing, but then I got nervous and took it off.

[A]

Oh, I don't think.

[B]

Because that's, I'm not. I would never do a Paris proposal.

[A]

You wouldn't?

[B]

No.

[A]

So romantic.

[B]

It is romantic, but there's, like, literally, you could see there's, like, there's videos on TikTok of them. Like, like, you're getting engaged and there's one three feet next to you getting engaged. And all the guys are, like, set up at their little. The things from Michael's craft stores. Like, you know, the, the marquee letters. Yeah.

[A]

Have you seen the video of the couple getting engaged at Disneyland Paris? And the worker, the man being like, nope, can't do this. And then the middle of the proposal, like shutting it down.

[B]

Well, you know, as a Parisian, it's something we do there. It's ghost.

[A]

Right, right, right, right.

[B]

And I would never. No, I did see it. But like, you couldn't wait a minute, right?

[A]

Like give. Give the girl 30 seconds.

[B]

Or do you think it was fake?

[A]

Are you like a self hating American now?

[B]

Yeah, we're disgusting. Literally. It's like so uncultured, it's gross. I can't wait to get back. That's right. You come in.

[A]

Yeah. You're just here to do promo and then you're back to Paris.

[B]

Yeah, I'm trying to get a. Oh, I have to get a new. I have to get a storage unit for all my free stuff.

[A]

Oh, when you came on the toast, you got free stuff.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Well, today's episode actually is sponsored by Minky Couture, which is just a great synergetic moment. We love Minky Couture.

[B]

I love making sure. And I have enough. I have enough for two years and gifts for everyone. They sent me like 30 blankets.

[A]

They're the best blankets.

[B]

But I can. Now I'm curious. My dog will not sit, lay on anything. Anything else.

[A]

That's what I say.

[B]

Anything else.

[A]

Yep, yep, yep, yep.

[B]

I think it reminds him of his mother's womb. Much like a kangaroo pouch.

[A]

Very cozy and warm.

[B]

You know, I think it mimics.

[A]

It hugs you back.

[B]

It hugs you back. And it's just like. And I can't. So now I not only have one, I have my full, beautiful bedding. Of course I don't. I throw a huge Mickey Couture on the bottom. And then I. And I get in and then I put another Mickey on top.

[A]

You don't even need to make your bed.

[B]

You just roll the Mickey.

[A]

No.

[B]

And then what happens? I take the Mickey off. My bed's already mixed. I slept on top of the bed last night.

[A]

Thousand percent it is.

[B]

And everyone keeps saying, is it really that life changing? It's funny. I'm not even kidding you. Is it is life changing.

[A]

You can't let it be. So glad. I'm so glad to hear that.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I saw you put up your Christmas tree.

[B]

I did that yesterday.

[A]

Oh, my God. Okay, so wait.

[B]

I usually do it November 1st.

[A]

Okay. So I was just having this con somebody because obviously I'm Jewish, I don't partake. And so I'm not going to, you know, judge other people's traditions. But anybody who does not immediately put up their Christmas tree, people being like you have to wait till Thanksgiving.

[B]

Over what?

[A]

What's more Thanksgiving than a Christmas tree? Like, if you're not having Thanksgiving dinner with your tree, like, that's so nuts. So I love to see people doing exactly what I would do if I was a gentile.

[B]

What am I going to have? 22 days of a Christmas tree? That's it.

[A]

You do real or fake?

[B]

I do a fake one. Yeah.

[A]

I think it lasts longer.

[B]

It lasts longer. And I can. Or it's pre lit. I hate stringing those lights. And I just put in my storage unit. It folds up. Storage unit. I drag it back out. I put so much on top of. You can't even see what the under there. Anyway.

[A]

What color is it? Green.

[B]

It's green and it has white lights. Love.

[A]

So.

[B]

So I got home from the Home Depot years ago when it was trending. You step on it and then the lights go on and you unstep it. It goes off. I haven't decorated. I have to go down to the. The Decor district after this.

[A]

What is the Decor District?

[B]

Well, it's a floral district. 28th Street.

[A]

Oh, the Floral district.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

They sell lights and ornaments.

[B]

Well, Jamali Garden is my, my, my, my piece de res. I've been going there for many moons. And I get everything there. I get candles, I get planters, I get Christmas lights and beads.

[A]

And I feel like you have a very high bar. You have a really great sense of style. Like, your home is very beautiful. You dress really well. So I'm really looking forward to what you have in store for us this Christmas season.

[B]

Yeah. So I did pick my colors. I always pick two. Two colors. And then I kind of go crazy with it.

[A]

What are the colors this year?

[B]

Today? This. This. This year, it is burgundy, but I'm on top.

[A]

Like, is that inspired by your trip to burgundy?

[B]

It is on top of. It wasn't. It was different, but with a pop of a tomato red. Wow.

[A]

Okay. So sort of like different phases of your period.

[B]

Yeah. So my. Exactly. So my, my. I'm starting with my tree and then my tablescapes for Thanksgiving is going too much. I host Thanksgiving. Lovely. So I have to. I have this like, long table iron.

[A]

You should. By the way, you should host a friendsgiving.

[B]

I would love to.

[A]

You know what's so funny? Actually, I've been meaning to text you. I was wondering if you wanted to come over for dinner. Ben and I wanted to invite you over.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

This weekend?

[B]

Yeah, I would love that.

[A]

We were gonna plan a little dinner party, and when we were Thinking of guests. You were, like, the first guest. We wanted to see if you could come, and then we'd plan it around you.

[B]

Oh, I would love that.

[A]

Okay. Yeah. So you're free.

[B]

What day? Oh, yeah.

[A]

Well, we'll discuss offline.

[B]

Yeah, off. How exciting. In the new home.

[A]

Maybe you can come over early and help cook.

[B]

I would love that. I can meet. Can I bring my kid? No, I'm kidding.

[A]

I would also love for you to host a friendsgiving, because you've never hosted me at your apartment.

[B]

I know I have. I've hosted Ben and.

[A]

Oh, Ben's been to your apartment. You filmed an adult. Adult film.

[B]

Adult film there. Adult cooking segment. But, yeah, it's gonna be. It's gonna be different textures, burgundy. Everything's monochromatic this season. So, ladies, if you're trying to, like, think of something stylish you want to do just to get, like, think of one color and just do everything in that one thing with different textures, tones, and, like, variants.

[A]

I love that.

[B]

Automatically look chic and then add a metallic on top. Either silver, gold, or. Or copper or glitter or something sparkly. Like, did you put some jewelry on it? That's why. Love that you have your. Like, you're picking an outfit and decorating your home. You cut your colors and whatever, and you, like, have that. But then you have to add jewelry on top.

[A]

A little accessory.

[B]

Metallic or something.

[A]

Speaking of accessories, just really briefly, want to remind everyone our fall merch drop was this morning at 10:00am Eastern Time. Head to shoptoastmerch.com we launched t shirts. We launched a cruise. We launched the pants. We launched the T shirts. We lost the baby stuff. Head over to shoptoastmerch.com to get everything your heart desires. I'm wearing an extra large in all the photos that you see, because I am extra large these days.

[B]

How much is that shirt in Euros?

[A]

Oh, in Euros. I'm not sure what the current conversion is.

[B]

I really don't know how things work now. I'm so as a loop, right?

[A]

The metric system. Like, how many kilos do you weigh?

[B]

Oh, girl, not a lot, I'll tell you that much, but yeah. Have you been to Paris?

[A]

I have not.

[B]

You would thrive there.

[A]

Really? I don't know.

[B]

Oh, I. I don't know about. I actually don't know about your travel style.

[A]

Okay, so I have a unique travel style, and this is where, like, me and Brian Kelly sort of just, like, butt heads because he, like, lives for it. And I hate traveling. I love America. I'll travel I've been to so many of the States, I want to go to all 50. Like, I don't yearn for other countries. I really don't. Specifically Europe. While I know there's, like, a lot of beauty there, I think when people share on Instagram, what they're not sharing is, like, the lack of us, the steps, the lack of air conditioning, just the small spaces. The thing I like about America is, like, we're big.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Every. The beds are big, the couches are big, the portions are big, the people are big. Like, I love that. So I don't have this, like, wanderlust.

[B]

There is that. There is nothing. But I, I knew that going in because I, I, I frequent the world.

[A]

Yes. Right. You knew that.

[B]

I prepared ahead of time. Like, I made sure my air, my place has air conditioners.

[A]

Where'd you stay in Airbnb?

[B]

I always stayed Airbnbs. Yeah. Because I like to live in, live in the city. Like, hotels are fine, but it's like two people in a hotel room. They're gonna get annoyed with each other.

[A]

Especially if you're going for a long trip.

[B]

Yeah. It's so cheap. No realizes Airbnbs are so cheap for, like, the price you're getting for hotel. I got a three bedroom.

[A]

Right.

[B]

Apartment.

[A]

Right.

[B]

A full kitchen.

[A]

Was it great? You're so Emily.

[B]

Oh, I was so Emily. I made my own floral arrangement. I ran into Toaster. Oh, my God. Toasters in the wild. I was attacked. I stepped foot in, Perry, like, pushing my luggage. A gaggle of toasters attacked me at that curbside and said, oh, my God, we heard you're coming in.

[A]

Were they American?

[B]

Americans.

[A]

Okay, so they were also just trip.

[B]

Yes. And then I was, I was browsing in the floral. In a little floral market and like in the middle of Paris. And then these two twin toasters came up to me and said hello to me. They ended up coming over for, for girls. Drinks that we met for drinks and everything.

[A]

I'm obsessed.

[B]

They saw me in the flower market, just going. Living my Parisian life.

[A]

With your canvas tote?

[B]

Yes. And I had them over for, for leaks and baguette.

[A]

I'm obsessed. What did you buy in Paris for yourself?

[B]

Oh. Oh, my God. I, I brought some stuff. I bought a lot of, like, things like for the home. I bought, like, candles.

[A]

Lovely.

[B]

I bought some clothes a lot. Some fashions. The great vintage shopping there. Yes, really great vintage shopping. And it's cheap. Everything's so cheap.

[A]

And you got the vat.

[B]

What is it?

[A]

The tax. That tax.

[B]

Oh, I didn't know about that.

[A]

I think when you buy anything abroad and then you come back to the States on. In the airport on the way back, you can get the tax back.

[B]

Oh, I didn't ask.

[A]

You keep your receipts and you get like.

[B]

I was trying to be like, you don't know that. No, I didn't know that. But I was like, you claim to be a traveler.

[A]

You claim to be a traveler. Okay.

[B]

Buy anything there, they're gonna make me pay taxes. So I, like, lied and said I didn't buy anything.

[A]

No, that's different. You never declare. No. Before the declaration. At the airport in Paris, on your way home, you go to the little desk and you give them your receipts and they give you the tax back.

[B]

Is it too late to go back? If we take a trip to jfk, you could.

[A]

No, it's the Parisian airport. I mean, so Joy, Joey has been just, like, since he got here, saying, I meet. I mean, explain your new favorite phrase.

[B]

Well, I said, you know, it's. Again, I'm confusing people because I am a former of the world.

[A]

You're Parisian and Spanish.

[B]

Yes, by way of. By way of Argentina. I mean, it means. Like. It means, oh, look. And. Yeah, I just. I just always say, I. I, you know, I got. I got it. Because my ladies that work in my house, they are from Mexico. So they. They're always saying that, like, everyone look, when I miss. Like, something's missing and they find it. I mean.

[A]

Oh, so they inspire you.

[B]

Yeah, I feel like that's how I communicate.

[A]

Who is your inspiration, Joey?

[B]

Right now? Probably Remy from La Ratatouille.

[A]

I didn't know where you want to cook that.

[B]

I wanna. I saw. I saw a rat. You know, I went to the restaurant that Haley Bieber. What? Just came out of this restaurant the other day. She was there being photographed and Kendall General came out of another side and they were all kikiing there. It's called Lulu in Paris. It's right on the. It's right on, like, this big, grand thing. Yeah, you can see, like, all the sights and stuff right from there. Anyway, we're leaving the restaurant. It was fine. It was basically a glorified, like, it was not good. Okay, it was fine. But it was, like, you know, for what I expected, overhyped. We're walking out, and I see. I see Remy running around the ground.

[A]

The Ratatouille.

[B]

Ratatouille. There's a rat. But a cute, chic, friendly rat.

[A]

Yeah. Different than New York.

[B]

Yeah, way different. Oh, I saw him there. He must have just gotten off work.

[A]

Love that. So that's who's currently inspiring you?

[B]

Kind of. I just. Yeah, it's about, like, simple things. I only cook with leaks now. Like.

[A]

Got it. And what does the leek taste like?

[B]

It's a. It's like. It's a big fat scallion green. Onion green.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. Scallion cream cheese. Yeah, Got it.

[B]

Maybe I'll make. Maybe when I get my pop up bagel collab, I'll do. I'll do a leek.

[A]

Baguette.

[B]

Bagel, baguette bagel. I love that cream cheese.

[A]

Well, Joey, I'm so glad to have you back. I love hearing about your tales around Europe.

[B]

I've been so embraced by your community.

[A]

They're the best. That's what. Literally, that's what every single co host says. They say that, like, when they're out in the wild, people come up to them, always mention that they loved their episode of the Toast. And I just want to thank the listeners for, like, representing us. Well, like, it's really nice. Everybody says it.

[B]

It is a little. A little off putting that. I have had podcasts for 10 years and no one mentions my podcast that I've been doing tirelessly.

[A]

You guys make sure to listen to Joey's podcast. It's happening. He hosts it with Snooki. Yes. And Joey's also been instrumental. I'm dying to get Snooki on the Toast. And you're kind of like my in with her. She's not so great with the phone, but yeah, because she's like, she's hanging.

[B]

Out with those jobros. She's. Oh, my God.

[A]

I saw her at the Jonas Brothers. Why weren't you. Oh, were you in Paris?

[B]

I was in a Paris. She was up with her kids and stuff. So I was like, I know.

[A]

She was the girl. I'm in on my bed. Listen to you. And Snooki was the girl. I loved that.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

She's so cool. She's so underratedly, like, so famous.

[B]

That's your famous girl. She was in the New York Times recently.

[A]

She's like, embedded in American culture. Like, she's so. Well, of course, but she's like, for 20 years, she's so iconic.

[B]

I love her. She loves you.

[A]

You guys, I'm dying to get her on the toast. And if she comes, like, I'm not gonna bother her with the fast five. I'm gonna do like a Diane Sawyer in depth interview. I want to know everything.

[B]

Can I be Kris Jenner in the corner with like my camera.

[A]

Oh, you have to come. You have to come.

[B]

I'll get jealous though.

[A]

We'll give you a little microphone.

[B]

I'll try to bum rush the stage. The snatch to Mike. What's your name? Snatchler.

[A]

The statue. You also have the hook. Like a drag.

[B]

Shows Margot's little name over there.

[A]

Margot.

[B]

No, but what is. What was her name? Snitch. Snitch.

[A]

Satchel. We have somebody Snitch. Yeah, Satchel.

[B]

Remember when she was allowed on the main stage, but she would sit on the side like this?

[A]

Yes. With her little microphone. That's gonna be you. Well, Joey, we have a lot to dive into today. It's Wednesday. I know you don't watch Dancing with the Stars, but it's kind of a banner evening last night, so we're talking about it. Let's dive in. Joey, are you ready for the past five stories that you need to know? Okay, today's episode of the Toast is brought to you by ebay. Tell me if I'm alone here. You know, Toasters, does it feel like shopping is not as fun as it used to be before all the algorithm fed blah and the endless stream of dupes? But a confession that we found is that we have found that fun feeling again on ebay. Because on ebay, it's not just shopping. It's a fashion pursuit. And when you find the thing, the adrenaline hit is real. There's kind of a thrill to finding something like unique or different or out of stock on ebay. It's kind of like I'm not an adrenaline junkie, but I'm kind of like an ebay junkie. 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There's no calls, there's no chaos, there's no can I speak to someone? It's just handled. And that's the AT T Guadanti. Terms and conditions apply. Visit att.comguarantee for details. That's ATT. ATT.comguarantee also known as guarantee for details att.comguarantee all right, our first story. Remember when you were here last time? I was explaining how like Zac Efron refuses to participate in Dylan Efron's journey on jetzing with the stars. He won't show up. Kris Jenner was there. Everybody keeps showing up, keeps posting and he won't go. Last night he was there. Well, let me tell you. Yeah, he posted on his Instagram like a black screen with white text that says text Dylan to two one, five two, three.

[B]

I am.

[A]

You know, so it was like, oh, someone's holding a gun to his head because he's been getting a lot of shit for not supporting his brother. And then five minutes later, they cut to him. He's in the audience. The boy did it. He went, he supported, and he posted. And you know what? I feel like it really made a difference because Dylan was definitely on the chopping block last night, and he did not go home.

[B]

Oh, yeah, that's that. They wouldn't do that.

[A]

I think he got a lot of votes. Right. He wouldn't do it when Zac Efron came.

[B]

Now, what is Dylan Efron? Is he an actor?

[A]

So, no, he's professionally Zac Efron's brother. Like, he got cast on a bunch of things and as Zac Efron's brother, and then he kind of became his own Grande. Yes. Well, it's giving the bonus Jonas.

[B]

Oh, the bonus Jonas.

[A]

He became famous from that. He won Traders. Ah. And then became a big star. And now he's on Dancing with the Stars as Dylan Efron. But he didn't get to being Dylan Efron without being Zac Efron's little bro.

[B]

Got it. I get it. And then who's. There's another person like that, too.

[A]

Frankie Grande is a great comparison.

[B]

Yeah. Okay.

[A]

So he was there. I know you had some thoughts about.

[B]

I heard his look was different. Did he? The fillers go down.

[A]

So they definitely settled. It was less severe. He doesn't look like himself, though.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

This is a trend with men in Hollywood right now. We've been talking a lot about Bradley Cooper's new face and how awful he looks.

[B]

I love a weathered man.

[A]

Me too. And, like, whatever happened, men have it so easy. Like, you get a gray hair, and you're even hotter. Like, what are you doing? Stop trying to be girls. Like, aging gracefully is your thing. Like, society has allowed you to do that. So you're gonna get a facelift. Like, you know, Bradley Cooper went to Dr. Steve Levine. He looks horrible.

[B]

Right, right, right, right.

[A]

He.

[B]

You.

[A]

He was arguably, like, one of the most handsome guys in the world. And look what he like.

[B]

It's the cheek filler. It's a feminized cheek. The cheek.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

That's what it is. And then Zac Efron, it's like, I think he was trying to, like, keep up with his, like, Persona of being this, like, cute, like, leading man. Like a Twinkie, like, collegiate little, you know, little guy. Yeah. Like. Like a teeny bopper. So he wants to keep that. What? That. His. That. Use the business up. Well, he could have transitions, like, you know.

[A]

Yeah, the jaw is bad right now. I know you don't watch. I just want to tell everyone I'm aware of the results of last night. Spoiler alert. Whitney got sent home, and I'm officially.

[B]

Done with this show.

[A]

Whitney Levitt from Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. Like, it's a competition show about who can dance the best, and she's literally the best dancer. And all you guys, like, like, let your feelings get in the way. Not me. I voted for Whitney and I continue to vote for Whitney, and she should have won. The fact that she didn't even make the finale, like, you're all a joke. Sorry, that's all.

[B]

Who is still in the running to be in there? Because next drag superstar Alex Earl.

[A]

Robert Irwin.

[B]

Love him.

[A]

Jordan Chiles, gymnast. Olympia.

[B]

Don't know her.

[A]

Dylan Efron, Zach's sister. And Elaine Hendrick. Meredith Blake from Parent. Last night was really like, her time to go home.

[B]

Just saying. But who went home? Whitney went home.

[A]

Whitney went home.

[B]

And she was the best dancer to the finale four.

[A]

And there's currently five left.

[B]

So who do you think is going to go home and why?

[A]

Elaine.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Because she's the worst.

[B]

And who do you think? She's a miracle. I'm going to say it's going to be the boy.

[A]

Okay. So it feels like the network definitely wants him to win his sister.

[B]

The heart strings. It's about his dead dad.

[A]

Yes, the dead dad. It's also about the legacy. Like, Bindi. His sister was on like, five years ago. She won five years ago. So they would be, like, the first siblings to win. Robert was in the audience every week when he was, like, 10 years old watching his sister. So I think it would be like a really beautiful full circle moment. Also, he's global, right. He's 21. He's the most followers on the whole show.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Yeah. So, like, I think it would be great for the show. Did you know that Prince William was on Dancing with the Stars last week?

[B]

No.

[A]

So Prince William.

[B]

Oh, not Meghan Markle's.

[A]

No, no, the real Prince. Like, the future king.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

So Robert is like this huge global figure, and he was supposed to be at this, like, wildlife preservation event, but he couldn't because he's still on Dancing with the Stars. He said, I thought I wouldn't make it. I would be brought it to him. So it's literally this event with Prince William. Prince William sent a video. Hey, Robert, we love watching you on the show. We're so proud of you. Like, we hope you win.

[B]

Are they the same flavor or. One's Australian.

[A]

One's Australian.

[B]

Okay. Yeah, but they sound alike.

[A]

Irwin's Australian, and then the other is a Brit.

[B]

Well, that was, like, what an honor.

[A]

It was an honor to be nominated. And so Zac Efron, like, finally made it.

[B]

Can you.

[A]

Here's the face, if you want to say. And he was holding his little sister on his lap.

[B]

Oh, it's much better. But he definitely still looks gay. He looks like a Weho queen.

[A]

Yeah. It's just, like. It's not what I would have done for his look.

[B]

It's better.

[A]

It's much better.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

It's closer to the original face.

[B]

Yeah. And that's what you should. How old is he? Is he our age?

[A]

He. How old is he? That's a great. Don't say our age.

[B]

I'm gonna be your grandmother.

[A]

Don't say our age. How old is Zac efron?

[B]

Like, that's 38.

[A]

38. So he's your age.

[B]

Okay. Yeah.

[A]

How old are you?

[B]

46.

[A]

46?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Thought you were, like, 41.

[B]

No, I'm 46. I'll be 47. 1-3-19.

[A]

Your birthday's coming up.

[B]

January 3rd. 2025. 26. I'll be 2047.

[A]

Are you going to throw a party?

[B]

Yes. Throwing me the party, actually.

[A]

Sponsored event.

[B]

I made you something, but, you know, I think I want to be in Paris.

[A]

Of course you want to be home.

[B]

I want to be home.

[A]

Homes are the hardest.

[B]

Yeah, of course. But what I want to tell you. Dancing with Stars, if you had to put money on it. And then the second question. What do. Well, who do you think is gonna win?

[A]

I think it could be Robert Irwin or Alex Earl.

[B]

Okay. That's what I think. Second thing, I was talking about this with my friend. Coming from a friend who's not me. It was Nicole. Sports betting background.

[A]

You come from a sports betting background. Why did you get a job at barstool?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

I'm saying we were sitting in a casino. We had a show, and we're just talking, and we're looking around, and I Now, I don't want to, like, don't steal my idea, because I have a patent in three countries. That girl. Gambling for girls.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, we would sit.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

In, around, and, like, in the.

[A]

Do a parlay on Dancing with the Stars.

[B]

Dancing with stars. On RuPaul's Drag Race on the back.

[A]

All the competition series.

[B]

Are we not why. Why isn't like, DraftKings or whoever's are the other people on that betting apps getting on a girl, a girl version of it and doing all these things. There's millions of money to make a drunk girl off Pinot Grigio betting on who's gonna go home on. On Dance with the Stars.

[A]

I completely agree. And that's like, over the summer, when Love island, like, took the world by storm, all these bars started doing, like, Love island night. How you have, like super bowl night where, like, all these girls would flood and watch it together, order drinks. Yes. We need to integrate sports culture into, like, feminine.

[B]

Are you anyone over there? Do you think that, like, anyone over where, like, you know, who's the guy? That's the shark tank.

[A]

So many. Which one? I mean, I did just have Bethany Frankel. She was a guest shark.

[B]

I saw that.

[A]

What did you make of it? Her episode took the world by storm.

[B]

I know. I saw. I love Bethany Frank. She follows me on Tick Tock.

[A]

She is. I feel misunderstood.

[B]

I love her.

[A]

I love her too. I was shocked at how big of a reaction people had to her episode.

[B]

Well, because it wasn't me. They don't. They're not comfortable with anyone besides me.

[A]

It's so true.

[B]

I mean, if that's what she is, she's controversial, but she knows she one thing she's not. She's not a fake. She keeps it real a hundred percent. I couldn't make it to her her Scarface themed birthday party because I was abroad.

[A]

Were you invited?

[B]

I was. Were you invited?

[A]

I was. Which is really nice. She mentioned it before the episode, like, oh, you should come to my birthday party if you're still here. Because I was in Florida. I'm like, oh, that's so nice. I didn't expect her to like, actually. But then her publicist followed up and sent the invitation. And I was gonna go, but my flight was like, super early the next morning.

[B]

Not getting ready. But you know Bethany. I'm sure she's watching.

[A]

I'm sure she's busy. It's okay.

[B]

Is she coming to our dinner party on this weekend?

[A]

I don't believe she's in town, but offer an invite. Okay. I want to talk about our next story because I just like, I don't.

[B]

Get nothing done at work.

[A]

Nothing. And I don'. Even care about this next story. But I wanted to use it as a platform to hear your thoughts on Becca Bloom. Oh, so she's this influencer, a tiktoker who is just famous for Being so wealthy, I believe her parents are like Chinese billionaires. Like I'm not entirely sure where their wealth comes from.

[B]

It all.

[A]

Yeah. So she's always getting on TikTok and just showing her life and like you think we know rich, like we know you know, girls with birkins. This is next level. Like Van Cleef invites her family to Paris and they pay for everything to like show the new collection.

[B]

She wears 200.

[A]

She wears 200,000 necklace dollar neckl is just to make a tik tok. She has a chef who makes quail eggs for her every morning.

[B]

She uses caviar salt.

[A]

Yeah, it's insane this level of wealth. It's nothing. It's nothing we've ever seen. It's the definition of crazy rich Asians.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Now she's found herself in a little bit of hot water. She's clapping back queen. She did a video about equality.

[B]

Like okay, equality, but what that would.

[A]

Just sort of be like me doing an episode on like health and wellness, you know, like just a unique choice.

[B]

Doing money management things, things.

[A]

So she discussed the difference between men and women. How her husband pays all the bills, which is the bare minimum. She was met with criticism in the comment section, people claiming that she really shouldn't be making a video about equality due to the fact that like she lives on a different planet than us. She's known as the reigning queen of rich talk. She showcases her luxurious lifestyle and she said, here's what men don't understand about equality. You think equality means splitting the bill. Women live in a society where equality has never existed in the first place. Women still only make 80% of what a man makes for the same full time job. So when you ask for a 5050 date, know that her 50 costs more than her costs more than her income than in her income than it does to yours. So when somebody commented, I will not be lectured on equality by this billionaire, not now, not ever. She copped back with what I might say is kind of a slave a response. Ready? When someone can't challenge the point point, they challenge the existence of the person who made the point. Thanks for the case study.

[B]

Oh, that. No, I don't know what that means, but I'm sure that was some kind of deep psychological.

[A]

No, what she's saying is like when somebody doesn't like what you say but they can't like prove it wrong, they'll just like attack you.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Well it's like, well thanks, but that's irrelevant. Like you didn't comment on what I actually said you're just commenting on the fact that you don't like me.

[B]

Well, I think my, my take on this is if you're challenging her, everyone is entitled to feel, Feel human and feel whatever. And no matter what caliber you, Caliber you are in life, if you, if you know, if you're high income like her or middle income, whatever, as a, As a woman or however, whoever you're representing, you should feel equal to however you want. So in her tax bracket, she shouldn't feel less of a woman or less as of a human or less as a. Like, if her husband isn't doing the dishes or whatever or isn't pulling his weight around there, no matter what it entails, he's not plucking up the caviar off the table or the diamonds off the floor.

[A]

Right.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Girl, somebody's got to do it.

[B]

It's, It's. You have Ben's contact lenses. She has random diamonds on the ground.

[A]

It does remind me of one of my favorite Olivia Jade quotes. If I might quote the great Olivia Jade. You're drowning in 60ft of water. I'm drowning in 20ft of water. We're both, we're both drowning, right? We're both going to die. I like that better.

[B]

So I feel that's what it is about her. I mean, I think the. Everyone's. It's so easy to hate on her because she's. Everything happened, you know? You know, I'm not trying to normalize that. I mean, I'm just saying even us rich people have feelings.

[A]

Yes. That's kind of like what we want you guys to take away from today's episode. Now, if you were this level of wealth. Oh, tell me how you would spend it.

[B]

I wouldn't be on tick tock, that's for damn sure.

[A]

For damn. You would never. You guys, if I win the lottery, I would never tell anyone, but there would be signs.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You would never see you again. Literally, you would never see me again.

[B]

What was the question?

[A]

How would you spend your wealth if you were, you know, Becca Bloom's brother?

[B]

Oh, I mean, similar. I mean, I travel.

[A]

She does it. Well, honestly, the jewelry, the travel dude.

[B]

I would do a lot more dinner parties. I would, I would carefully have businesses. Like, I would say, like, you know, if I was rich, I'd have restaurants, but like, at the act of it, it's like, it's a nightmare to.

[A]

It's a nightmare running a restaurant, especially when you're trying to make money.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Not fun.

[B]

It's not fun. So, I mean, I would. I would do something, definitely stuff in the food space. But, you know, I would just. I would just live and share and.

[A]

And be.

[B]

Enjoy and be.

[A]

I love that.

[B]

I'd be still.

[A]

Yeah. I'd be quiet. Like, you would seriously never hear from me.

[B]

Just. Becca Bloom watch program.

[A]

No, I haven't heard, you know much about Becca Blue.

[B]

I can see her being a toaster.

[A]

I actually can't. I also heard something about Becca Loom. I heard that she's actually not that wealthy.

[B]

Although that's what I heard, too.

[A]

You did? Although I don't know how that's going to be possible with her.

[B]

Her. Let's hate on her.

[A]

Right? Like, we're so jealous. I just don't know how. That's what somebody told me. And the person who told me it was, like, extremely legitimate. Like, I was a really good source.

[B]

So if she is, that's even better. That's funnier that she's like. She's tricking everyone.

[A]

Right. Like cosplaying as this billionaire. Because she did this video, like, ho. Me and David went to go tour houses today. Here's the ones we saw. Here's what we liked, what we didn't like, and I swear to God, like, it was a joke. Like, it couldn't have been real.

[B]

What does her husband do? Is he.

[A]

He has a job, like a finance job? Like, he does really well. Not even comparable to her.

[B]

Her family is the rich family.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

And I think she now makes a living as a content creator because she got married and she did a whole Lancome partnership.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Sorry. Or as you Parisian would say, lancome. Oh, my God. You did not just burp on my podcast.

[B]

I would clear my throat.

[A]

You burped.

[B]

No, I didn't burp. I would. I would have made it much louder.

[A]

Yeah, I feel like you actually would have. I love that.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Our next story. I normally, like, don't care about. Wouldn't choose, but I do feel like you might have a personal connection. Zach. Brian says he's been sober for the last two months. He made a candid post about his mental health. He said, I just want to say that this is okay. To be weak and need help sometimes. I get. We knew that, like, right? Welcome to the party. He says he's sober.

[B]

Well, good for him.

[A]

Now, you were at barstool. Yes, during a lot of that drama.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

What was it like?

[B]

I mean, I've. I've had a few encounters with him.

[A]

You have.

[B]

They've all have Been the same.

[A]

Negative.

[B]

Just messy. Yeah, he's. He's just. He's a loose cannon.

[A]

Where did you interact with him? I'm shocked.

[B]

Parties on the phone, face timing. Apartment. At his apartment.

[A]

And what was divine there?

[B]

The vibe is always like. Like waiting for a bomb to go off. You were really scared all the time. Like, he, like, he, like. I think the first interaction with him was he thought I was hitting on Rihanna. Like he didn't know who I was.

[A]

Lol.

[B]

And he was like, immediately threatened. Yeah, immediately saying, like, like attitude. And she's like, this is Joey in there. Like, I mean, I mean, my. I think me and my boyfriend were to trying talking to her. Oh, good. And he was like, who are these two guys? Like, you know, whatever. And like, he like, freaked out, like, on her. She's like, these are Joy. I work with him. This is his gay boyfriend.

[A]

Right. You're not gay. Presenting.

[B]

Yeah. Thank you.

[A]

You and Brian Kelly.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I. When I met Brian, I was. When he told me he was gay, I think my jaw hit the floor. I was like, you're lying. I had no idea.

[B]

I know. So we. Oh, my God.

[A]

What? That's a crazy story.

[B]

Yeah. And then he was like, Something got gotten. He had those dogs there and I was like. And they. The dogs were like eating things off the table. Off the pool table table. There was like a spread out.

[A]

Where was this?

[B]

This was at, like, he, like, rented out this, like, pool hall to have like a little.

[A]

After a little party.

[B]

Yeah. Party. So it was like, you know, we had to sign NDAs going in.

[A]

You did?

[B]

Is this breaking the NDA about the dogs? So. And like, I. I was like, you know, getting the dogs down. So like. And then he thought I was like, reprimanding his dog. So I think he yelled at me, was like, oh, I guess I can't take care of my own dogs or whatever. And like, he like, yelled at me. I was like, relax. I'm trying to make sure he doesn't eat an onion and die.

[A]

Oh, my God. God, that's a crazy story. Yes.

[B]

Yeah. He was just always like. Like a tea kettle ready to.

[A]

Right. Like not welcoming and warm and gracious. He wouldn't be a good dinner party host.

[B]

Probably not, but. So, I mean, I guess I think that's the first step.

[A]

It's sobriety. Yeah. While this is great, I welcome any toxic male who wants to undo. I don't.

[B]

But I don't think. I don't think the straight. I don't think the straight fan. Straight Male fans care about his bad behavior.

[A]

Not a. They don't give a.

[B]

They don't care. They actually, I think they prefer it.

[A]

And the problem is, I forget who was.

[B]

That's scary for us as a society. That's right. That's why I left America.

[A]

That is why you left America. You're like one of those. Who was it, Ellen, who said, like, if Trump gets elected, she's leaving. You're leaving.

[B]

I'm leaving.

[A]

But it's because that's Brian.

[B]

So. Brian.

[A]

Yeah, right.

[B]

I won't stand for the patriarchy.

[A]

Did you see your fellow expats abroad?

[B]

I don't know what that is.

[A]

Expat is somebody who leaves America and, like, lives in a different country.

[B]

Oh, no.

[A]

An expatriate.

[B]

I was the only. I was the only one.

[A]

Right.

[B]

Yeah, go.

[A]

If you could live somewhere else, like a different country, I think it would be Paris.

[B]

Yeah, I. I've been to Italy a ton of times and it's lovely, but I.

[A]

It didn't transform you in the way the.

[B]

Paris didn't transform me the way it did. Maybe it's the Parisian fragrance. Maybe it's just the grounds.

[A]

Maybe it's just where you're meant to be.

[B]

Yeah, I had no idea. Maybe I'll. I want to get a. A 23 in me and see if. Imagine I was full on.

[A]

Oh, maybe that's what it is. You were connecting to, like a family history you didn't know you had.

[B]

Or maybe it's the high fat content in their butter.

[A]

Yeah. How much better is Parisian butter than like, Kerrygold?

[B]

You know, I mean, Lando Lakes. No, but Kerrygold is good.

[A]

What's your American butter brand of choice?

[B]

Harry Gold. But it's Irish.

[A]

Yeah, but it's sold in America.

[B]

Yeah, I buy that one. Yeah, I buy the Kerrygold salted and unsalted.

[A]

I have no need for unsalted butter. I just want to say, like, it's disgusting.

[B]

Exact. Do you have a butterbell?

[A]

I do not. I have like a butter dish, but not a butter bell.

[B]

Maybe. Maybe there'll be a hostess gift this weekend.

[A]

Do you need a butter?

[B]

I have a butterbell, but I do have to go through my. My needs in case for the next round of.

[A]

Oh, for the next round of gift ships.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Okay, so, yeah, list up some things you're currently in need of.

[B]

Well, let's try shout out who reached out first.

[A]

Yeah. I actually would love to know who you got gifting from after. I know you got a ton of minky couture.

[B]

Couture. Have you noticed my hair looks any better?

[A]

Neutropol?

[B]

No.

[A]

Vegamore.

[B]

Living proof.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Proof girl sent over a bag ring Concierge.

[A]

The best.

[B]

Yes. Would you get. I haven't gotten anything yet. They. They slim the DMs and they never replied. So I'll be waiting for that call after this following afternoon Timex watches. Sniff.

[A]

Sniff is the best.

[B]

Yes. Sniff. I'm still waiting for Lemmy. Where's. Where's your friend Simon?

[A]

That's so funny, because I actually heard from him after the last episode. They loved the Sniff shout out.

[B]

Well, I want Lemmy. Let's go. I want sleeping pills. I need GLP1.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

I need all the gummies I need. I need a. Let me purr mama. Who else? I don't wanna. I don't wanna forget anyone.

[A]

Right. You have to. Time to thank your sponsors.

[B]

Thank you for my sponsors, but. Yeah, I. I just love. I. And I'm honest with things. I don't. You can't buy me. Oh, really?

[A]

I can be bought.

[B]

Well, I can definitely be bought, but I'll still. I really find the good in it. Even if I even. I.

[A]

So you're an optimist?

[B]

Well, yeah, I think that. I think. No, I really do love all the things I get.

[A]

I love that.

[B]

And I wouldn't share with that.

[A]

Well, I can't wait to hear. You're gonna come back, obviously, one more time. Probably before maternity.

[B]

That's what I'm saying. Can we get her how she had baby.

[A]

She did.

[B]

Do you know what it is? Are you allowed to say.

[A]

It's a boy.

[B]

Which. Oh, can't you see the name?

[A]

She hasn't said the name yet, but I can tell you afterwards.

[B]

How exciting.

[A]

Yeah, really thrilling. She's doing really well.

[B]

Third baby. Third. Let's just fall out at that point.

[A]

No, actually.

[B]

Oh, God.

[A]

It came pretty hard to her. Make sure to listen to Jackie's birth story. Now available on the Patreon. Oh, what was your birth story? Do you know? Were you born via C section?

[B]

Were you born just regular epidural?

[A]

Natural.

[B]

Natural. No, I don't remember. It was in the 70s, I don't think. Do they have anything then?

[A]

They did have the.

[B]

Me and my sister were all born in the same room. What? I guess she had like a lucky like. Like room that she had hospital room. Hospital room.

[A]

I think like in your like living room.

[B]

She free birthed. Do you know what free bleeding is?

[A]

Of course I know what free bleeding is.

[B]

Do you? Yeah, I know it is I would say like, do you do that? That.

[A]

No, I don't either, actually. Susie Weiss, who was the co host on Monday, she's like a culture reporter. She's always writing about like different interesting things going on in culture. And she was telling me before the episode that something she's. She just wrote a piece on or she's currently writing a piece on is free birthing.

[B]

That's just letting it fly out.

[A]

That's like going into the woods and.

[B]

Just like, you know what?

[A]

Yeah, nuts. But it's like a cult.

[B]

That reminds me when I had. I forgot a dog, a poop bag the other day and I had to pick up my dog with a leaf. It's like, wait, that's insane.

[A]

Because like, call me crazy if I forget a poop bag. That's just sort of like the streets problem.

[B]

I'm in the public eye, honey.

[A]

Also. Yeah.

[B]

Let me never know. There's a toast.

[A]

I haven't walked my dog in.

[B]

Who walks it? Ben?

[A]

It's seriously not my problem.

[B]

Does he ever go, do you have a place. Do you have an area for him to go in the house if he needs to? No, I have the out on the out. My outdoor terrace. I have like the patch of grass. Yeah, he goes on that. Or, or he'll go, I have a wee, wee pad in the bedroom. But sometimes it's like, like sometimes you.

[A]

Just can't get up. I. I feel that wholeheartedly. I just want to circle back. I'm really impressed that you will pick up your dog with a leaf. Like you're a really, like a good community member. That's what a good community member.

[B]

You know what I won't do is when there's a. There's around my block, in my house, there's these violent attacking signs everywhere. Piss kills plants. Curb your dog.

[A]

They're everywhere.

[B]

Dog all over the place. And you know, I can't. There's. If that's. If I off all those rules, there would be nowhere for the dog to pee.

[A]

So it's like, right. So you just sort of have to.

[B]

Do it then go, oh, come over.

[A]

Free yourself. Shackles of the signs.

[B]

It's like the winter's here. Relax. No one's the.

[A]

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Reason.

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[B]

Oh, that's what I always has. Top off.

[A]

Yeah, always with his top off. And it was so awkward. So she basically, like, shut down. It was an innocent question. Jenna Bush was like, you know, you shared on Instagram that you have this, like, huge love in your life and we're so happy for you. Like, do you want to talk about your relationship? And Minka Kelly was. Was like, she like made this face. She was like, yeah, I mean, and I like that. Jenna Bash Hager, like, did not let her. She was like, oh, so you don't.

[B]

Want to talk about it? Did Jenna deliver it as an accusatory?

[A]

No, it was so lovely. She was referencing this post on Instagram that Minka Kelly had shared about how, you know, this man in her life has healed wounds that he didn't inflict like really beautiful stuff. So she just like was talking about it. It's like the Today show. It's like not hard hitting journalism. So yeah, you're talking about your boyfriend.

[B]

Like she was talking like that. Did you get spread eagle the other night and like slammed? It's like she said talk about your.

[A]

Relationship if you feel comfortable. She shot back in her seat. She appeared really shocked and she said, yeah, it's really beautiful.

[B]

Do you think that she was taken back because it wasn't a pre, pre approved question perhaps, was it Wendy Williams of it all?

[A]

But like you said, it wasn't a pre approved question about like the war in Ukraine.

[B]

Right.

[A]

It was like a softball question.

[B]

Something you just posted.

[A]

Yeah, right.

[B]

Five minutes ago.

[A]

So weird. He's hot.

[B]

Oh my God. So all the gays love him, do they? Sweaty.

[A]

I thought he was gay. He wears just because he's always taking his shirt off.

[B]

But he doesn't stop there. He puts his slutty little shorts on.

[A]

Tiny shorts.

[B]

Oh my God. And he's always sweating and perfectly tanned.

[A]

And chiseled, like extremely chiseled. French guys, they've been together for a while.

[B]

French guys are so different. It's like.

[A]

Right, right. French guys. Did you meet anyone? Oh, are you in an open relationship?

[B]

No.

[A]

What do you mean me? Sicko. It's very common in your community in almost all the. Actually not all. A lot of gay people I know are.

[B]

You would.

[A]

Cuz you couldn't handle it on the.

[B]

It's just not my thing.

[A]

I'm shocked by that.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Actually you're very like an old school guy. Like.

[B]

Yeah. And I'm kind of private in a way. I mean I'm, I'm. I'm public, private person. Like I'm like no, that's not for me.

[A]

I mean I could never handle it. Only cuz I'm like so insecure and jealous.

[B]

Would you know that. Is my boyfriend dating someone else that you know about?

[A]

No. No, I didn't see him on Grindr. So no.

[B]

Oh, your sister has Grindr?

[A]

I have Grindr, yeah. Oh, Jack has Grinder. Right, because of the socks.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Are you ready for a fifth and final story? Which I feel like is news that actually like affects you and my husband.

[B]

Oh my God.

[A]

Exclusively Erewhon is launching in New York City with smoothies for delivery. So November 19th just was what, five days ago? The Erewhon, California based grocery is launching kind of in New York City, but with a twist. Its first New York location is exclusively on delivery through Uber Eats and posts mates. So fans who live within a one mile radius of West Village can order up to five Erewhon 20 ounce blends from the tonic bar inside Kiff. So it's like so fake. It's like a bar inside a store on UberEats.

[B]

But it's a private store. You can't shop at that store. I thought inside of members club you can't go in. Is it.

[A]

Right. So it's. Is it a members club? It's Kith Ivy.

[B]

I think Kiss Ivy is a private members club club.

[A]

Well, they're serving the Strawberry Glaze which is the Haley Bieber smoothie but they.

[B]

Took her name off it.

[A]

I know. Malibu Mango, Coconut Cloud and Vanilla Matcha. And then the Peanut Butter Blast smoothie will not be included due to sources saying there was an issue.

[B]

Which one won't be included?

[A]

The Peanut Butter Blast. Have you had an Erewhon smoothie?

[B]

No, I have, I. I've had Erewhon before but I think when I was. It was when they first like opened I guess and not first open but I think some of these weren't the thing.

[A]

Right. It is, it is shocking that Erawan hasn't opened a New York location. Like I know it's so la. What people always say like blank is the Erewhon of New York City. Butterfield, what do you think is the Erwan of New York City? They say Butterfield. They say have you been to the.

[B]

Kosher grocer I was seeing or Street? I think Ori's is it. If, if you know, you know, I.

[A]

Think it is too. And they do have a smoothie bar.

[B]

Yeah. Do they have sushi there? I think they do.

[A]

They do. They pre made sushi. They have a sandwich bar, they have a bagel bar, they have a coffee bar. They have ice cream.

[B]

You know, where do I. I love Eli's. Eli's is very like if you want to spend 25 on a cucumber, right. Go to Eli's if you want like.

[A]

A 45 loaf of bread.

[B]

And it's just different. I mean there they're like, they're selling like organic like sugar that was. That was derived from someone's ass. Like some monkeys. Asshole. Whatever it is. They're like everything's so there's such a story behind like little things and like a bottle of water that's hundred dollars. There's like there's expensive things everywhere in New York. But it's like what. There's nothing comparable to that because that's Much more like tree hugging, I think. Erewhon.

[A]

And I just want to say I just went to Erwin. I was in LA like last month and it was the first time I ever really shopped there. Walked around and it's just a grocery store. I don't know how to tell people.

[B]

That I took a there.

[A]

Tell me more about that.

[B]

I.

[A]

In your pants or.

[B]

No, in the ladies room with you.

[A]

You do have to.

[B]

I always have to go to the bathroom. Yeah, I took a shit. Erewhon. Just. I forget what happened. I think I was like. I think. And I had to drive there. They had to like go. I think I went to the. I left there and I got back in the car. Like I'm not gonna make it home. So I have to go back. So I had to get back out of the car, go back in the airwan and I had to use ladies room in there.

[A]

And how were the facilities?

[B]

Not good.

[A]

And I feel like they don't have paper towels. They have like the air dryer.

[B]

Yeah. It's a free. Free dry.

[A]

Now what is. We're free bleeding.

[B]

I just shake. I choose a leaf that I put my dogs in.

[A]

Right, right, right. Now what is your ideal public restroom? Oh, single stall, paper towel. Like tell me everything. Automatic flush.

[B]

I enjoy a handicap bathroom or a handicap. A non. I live a non gendered bathroom.

[A]

Right. It's called like an all gender family bathroom.

[B]

Gender neutral bath bathroom. Because it has a sink in there. The door closes. It's a full private thing. I could take my top. You can take my top off if I need to.

[A]

Right.

[B]

I can wash myself, like wash my face, like do whatever I need to do in there. If I can't have that, I do like, you know, like a Delta. Delta lounge bathroom. The floor, door.

[A]

The door. Yeah. Okay. I love the Delta Lounge. I actually think that's the best public bathroom.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Not even Delta all like luxury premium airport lounges. They have like designer soap and moisturizer. They have paper towels grown alchemists grown brown.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

They also sometimes have real towels, not paper towels. And then the doors that like really close. And I love when the lock says. When you lock it. Yeah, Occupy.

[B]

Or there's a little light above it saying, don't come in here. I'm.

[A]

Because you want to know what? While I love an all gender like those big family bathrooms, I get really paranoid because the toilet is really far away from the door that like if.

[B]

Somebody walks in, you can't cover yourself enough. You can't kick the door and Be like, wait, so you're there? Especially a jumper. I was wearing a romper once.

[A]

Yeah. Like, I just really get. Get actually anxiety. I'd rather be in a small stall than one of those big. Because when it's on the other side, I feel so vulnerable.

[B]

Right.

[A]

So I think that the Delta Sky Lounge bathroom is my idea of a perfect public restroom.

[B]

Right. If Delta's watching, I'd like to be a 360 member, please.

[A]

You and everyone else.

[B]

McMahon has got.

[A]

How. How.

[B]

Sorry.

[A]

You know how hard it is to get Delta360. Right. Like, you actually.

[B]

You actually mentioned it here.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Get it anywhere. It's gonna be here. On the toes.

[A]

Yeah, for sure. But if we're just, like, giving them out, like, me first.

[B]

How many people get them?

[A]

Like, not many.

[B]

Is it like a black card?

[A]

Kind of. I feel like it's probably easier to.

[B]

Get a black card.

[A]

I do not. You know, it's $5,000 a year for a credit card. You have to pay the credit card company $5,000.

[B]

You do. Mine went up this year.

[A]

Yes. They all are constantly going up. I know. It's, like, too much. Wait, circling back to. Oh, this is a question I was gonna ask you. Where's the craziest place you've ever pooped?

[B]

I. I mean, the Uber is definitely number one, but maybe.

[A]

Oh, right, I forgot about your famous Malster Shashimi. I just want to say, if people are new to the toast or new to Joey and have not watched his episode called Mall Sashimi. It was Jackie's first maternity leave. It's in our old studio. After you're done with this episode, go treat yourself. I believe the episode is titled Mall Sashimi with Joey Kamasta.

[B]

I was trying to. I was doing an influencer scam at the bowling branch, trying to get free sheets. And then I treated myself to some sashimi at the mall. But I don't. I mean, I. I can go anywhere. I don't have that problem.

[A]

Me neither. Me neither. And when I hear people talk about that, I'm like, that sucks.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And I'm also, like, a quick pooper.

[B]

I can make people, like, putting out.

[A]

When I go to the bathroom. The time that it takes, like, a really slow person to pee. I could poop.

[B]

Do you know that? Am I at home in Paris? You have to pay a euro to. In public.

[A]

Okay. So I've actually been to Bogota, Colombia, and yeah. I mean, we were all out at, like, you know, walking around, whatever, and I had to go to the bathroom, and I Had to poop. And I was.

[B]

You didn't have any shekels with you?

[A]

I was in hell. Well, so first of all, yes, it was like a paid public restroom. Which I don't mind because if I have to pay, I'm gonna assume that it's well maintained, right?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And not only was it not well maintained, I don't know if any of you guys have ever been to anything like this where it's not a toilet. It's like a hole in the floor.

[B]

Oh, I haven't seen that.

[A]

I wish. I would love to know if I have a picture of it. Of course not. I was petrified. You squat over this.

[B]

That's a very eastern thing. They do that in Asia lot.

[A]

And then a lot of times I feel like, where was I most recently? Was I in Portugal?

[B]

Something she's name dropping.

[A]

Where There was like. We were in a bar and we were like, blackout. And we go to the bathroom. The bathroom is like. It's like a gen. It's like an all gender one stall. But there's two toilets, like next to each other.

[B]

Kids are a door that shuts.

[A]

No, no, it's just like two toilets randomly. Oh, my God. Also, has anybody ever remember the club Paul's Casablanca?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

The toilet downstairs. They had like two toilets in one stall. You could like sit next to your best friend pooping. Like, I actually.

[B]

It's insane.

[A]

I peed next to Margo, like many times.

[B]

If your girlfriend's over in there, it's fine.

[A]

That's fine. And if we're all just peeing, it's fine.

[B]

Or at the standard. They have that one thing. Is it the standard or the boom.

[A]

Boom room or the boom boom room?

[B]

They have that weird toilet that's sitting right there.

[A]

Yes. And they also have the toilet that like looks out on New York City, which is a porgy place to take a shit.

[B]

Yeah, it is. I realized the craziest place. I took a shit. And the most. All sudden, the most, like high end. I took a shit at the Vatican. It was a holy shit. I took a shit at the Vatican. And I had to go.

[A]

It's not that crazy.

[B]

Then I had to do a rewip at a gelato cart in the. In the Peninsula because I had to, you know, I had to get like napkins from the gelato cart and have my father block me with. With bags.

[A]

So that's like the weird thing about like, you know, sightseeing, right? Like these, like old historic humid. But they're made for tourists. Like they have bathrooms. Like, it's just weird. Wow. The Vatican. That's a good one.

[B]

Thank you. I have a picture of it. The poop of me on the toilet in the Vatican.

[A]

Yeah. Yes. Like, I would take a picture, too, because that's holy. That's crazy. I just don't want to let you go. Even though I didn't get through the five.

[B]

Can I say something? I do get jealous when there's other hosts.

[A]

Okay. Who are you most threatened by?

[B]

Bethany, obviously, because. Yeah.

[A]

You should have just been happy for me because that was a huge get.

[B]

For me, and I. If I didn't love Justin Sylvester, I would have been threatened by him.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I love him so much.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I've. I've interviewed him before. You approve? I. You know what? No one really. It's just like. And I want to read comments. It's like, you know, I do. I count comments.

[A]

And you see, they're always asking for you.

[B]

I get the most. Most fan.

[A]

You do? You do. You do.

[B]

So I'm just saying I will have.

[A]

You back for sure, please. Before she leaves after Thanksgiving.

[B]

Yeah. You're not getting another baby soon, are you? How long do you have to wait in between?

[A]

So because I had a C section and because I'm morbidly obese, like, I do need to wait, even though if it was up to me, I'd be pregnant right now.

[B]

That's what I'm saying. Are you gonna do. Are you gonna do your Ozempic journey or you're gonna wait until you have your next baby?

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

Know.

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

I would. I would. I would just get them all out.

[A]

I know, but it's, like, not great to get pregnant at, like a. Like an unhealthy weight, which I'm currently at.

[B]

Yeah. Do you. How many do you want?

[A]

Like, a hundred.

[B]

Yeah. Exaltations.

[A]

Yeah. Like the Dalmatians.

[B]

Are you watching All Fair?

[A]

No, I'm not.

[B]

I'm not. I thought you.

[A]

All Her Fault. Are you watching All Her Fault? The Peacock Show? Siobhan from Succession.

[B]

No. Is it funny?

[A]

The best show. No, it's like a drama. The kid goes on saying.

[B]

It's like.

[A]

Everyone's talking about.

[B]

It's so good.

[A]

Good.

[B]

Oh, I have to sit down and watch it.

[A]

But, yeah. What? I'm not watching All's Fair. Although I'm, like, following the. The fanfare.

[B]

You know what? It's. It's. It's. It's a show for the gays. They. They. It's full flaggotry It's.

[A]

It's camp.

[B]

Yeah, it's camp.

[A]

We're looking camp right in the eye. Oh, what do you make of the Meow theme?

[B]

I was just gonna say costume. Costume.

[A]

What do you think?

[B]

Well, isn't Jeff Bezos. Didn't he buy it?

[A]

Yes. Lauren and Jeff Bezos are the sponsors, so, like, they're really paying for the.

[B]

Event, so that's kind of tacky. Meow is sponsored by Amazon.

[A]

I know. Well, it's not Amazon. It's them personally, which is even crazier.

[B]

I agreeing to invite then, of course.

[A]

And that's why people are saying now they understand why her wedding was covered in Vogue and why she's in the COVID of Vogue.

[B]

I love it. You know what? Money talks.

[A]

Money talks. And here I am.

[B]

I know. I love it. I think costume. I think it's good. You know, it's just. It's opens up. It's ridiculous as it is. The mel is. It's a ridiculous spectacle as it is. Why not make fun of the celebrities? Put them in bird feathers and have them look ridiculous. We need content as comedians.

[A]

Correct.

[B]

You know what I mean?

[A]

Joey, this is not the last. It's not a goodbye.

[B]

It's not the last of me.

[A]

It's a see you later.

[B]

See you later. We're gonna put my address in the bottom here. My parisian address.

[A]

Your P.O.

[B]

Box. My P.O. box. Send me anything you like.

[A]

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[B]

Bye.