Podcast Summary: The Toast Episode: Joey in Paris with Joey Camasta
Date: November 19, 2025
Hosts: Jackie & Claudia Oshry with Guest Joey Camasta

Episode Overview

This episode brings back fan-favorite Joey Camasta, fresh from a trip to Paris, for another hilarious and lively chat with Jackie Oshry. The main focus is Joey’s transformation into his “Parisian self” after his romantic European getaway, with lots of laughs about cultural differences, travel stories, and Joey’s take on living like a true Parisian. The conversation flows into home decor tips, holiday traditions, internet culture critiques, celebrity news, and plenty of personal anecdotes — all delivered in the show’s signature irreverent, conversational style.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Joey’s Parisian Transformation

(00:32–05:51)

• Joey arrives in full “Parisian” aesthetic: trench coat, striped blouse, baguette, and leek in hand (as a ‘performance artist’).
• Shares his Paris trip highlights with his boyfriend, describing it as "transformative."

  “I was transformed. This is my alter ego.” (Joey, 00:59)

• Embracing Parisian habits:
  • Chain smoking at cafés (“I smoked all day long.” — Joey, 02:42)
  • Weight loss attributed to walking, Parisian diet, cigarettes, and portion sizes.
  • Noticing cultural differences: City cleanliness, fashion, and the omnipresence of baguettes.
• Describes wine country (Beaune, Burgundy):
  • Stayed in a cozy, cottage-like AirBnb ("I felt like a troll…")
  • Sidecar motorcycle tours, vineyard visits, and almost (but not) proposing to his partner, saying Paris proposals are overdone.

    “I teased it… but I got nervous and took it off.” (Joey, 05:07)

2. Cultural Shifts & Parisian Attitude

(05:51–10:31)

• Joey jokes about how his worldview has shifted ("I’m Emily in Paris now").
• Open critique of American travel habits and self-deprecation:

  “Are you like a self-hating American now?” (Jackie, 05:49)
  “Yeah, we’re disgusting. It’s so uncultured, it’s gross.” (Joey, 05:51)

• Banter about the cleanliness of Paris versus NYC, plus the differences in hotel vs. AirBnb accommodation.
• Toaster listeners (fans) recognize Joey in Paris, and he has impromptu meetups.
• Parisian shopping: Vintage finds, homewares, and the importance (and confusion) of using VAT refunds.

3. Home & Holiday Decor Talk

(07:02–09:45)

• Joey’s holiday decorating traditions:
  • Puts up his Christmas tree early (Nov 1st), always fake and pre-lit for convenience.
  • This year’s color scheme: burgundy with tomato red, inspired by Paris' Burgundy region.

    “Think of one color and just do everything in that one thing with different textures... then add a metallic on top.” (Joey, 09:29)

• Shares tips for chic, monochromatic tablescapes and invites from Jackie for dinner and talk of Friendsgiving plans.

4. Celebrity & Internet Culture Commentary

(21:50–31:38)

• Latest on "Dancing With The Stars":
  • Zac Efron finally supporting brother Dylan at the show.
  • Critical analysis of celebrity appearance changes, especially men and cosmetic enhancements (“I love a weathered man.” — Joey, 23:06).
  • Predictions and backstage tea on the competition—network favoritism, emotional angles (“It’s about his dead dad…” 24:52).
• Discussion on influencer/wealth culture, specifically Becca Bloom:
  • Bloom’s immense wealth, public persona, and recent controversy for posting about ‘equality’ (“I will not be lectured on equality by this billionaire, not now, not ever” — Jackie reading comments, 31:23).
  • Joey’s take: “Even us rich people have feelings.” (32:44)
  • Speculation on authenticity of Bloom's wealth.
• Gambling/gaming opportunities for women on competition TV shows:

  “There’s millions of money to make a drunk girl off Pinot Grigio betting on who’s gonna go home on Dancing with the Stars.” (Joey, 27:39)

5. Personal Anecdotes & Podcast Banter

(36:47–58:42)

• Stories from the influencer world, including Joey’s experience at Barstool and awkward celebrity encounters.
• The joys and etiquette of public restrooms, from Erwhon grocery store in LA to the Vatican (“I took a shit at the Vatican. A holy shit.” — Joey, 55:05).
• Joey’s openness about bodily functions, including a callback to his infamous “Mall Sashimi” story.
• Friendship, jealousy, and Toast community love:
  • Joey jokes about counting fan comments and feeling jealous of other guest hosts.

  “I get the most fan [love].” (Joey, 56:20)

6. Final Miscellany: Pop Culture & Life Advice

• Quick TV & pop culture chat:
  • Siobhan from Succession’s new Peacock show.
  • Upcoming Met Gala theme “Meow” sponsored by Lauren and Jeff Bezos.
  • General encouragement for women to do what they want with their decor, families, and personal journeys.

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Joey on Parisian Transformation:
  “I’m Emily in Paris.” (02:23)

• On Parisian Habits:
  “Chain smoking at the cafe… I smoked all day long.” (Joey, 02:40)

• On Paris Proposals:
  “I would never do a Paris proposal… You could see there’s like videos on TikTok, you’re getting engaged and there’s one three feet next to you.” (Joey, 05:16)

• On Home Decor:
  “Think of one color and just do everything in that one thing with different textures, tones, and variants.” (Joey, 09:29)

• On Fame and Podcasting:
  “It is a little off-putting that I have had podcasts for 10 years and no one mentions my podcast…” (Joey, 15:28)

• On Rich-People Problems:
  “Even us rich people have feelings.” (Joey, 32:44)

• On the Real Parisian Experience:
  “I lost 15 pounds there, I came back with a six-pack.” (Joey, 03:27)

• On Open Relationships:
  “No… it’s just not my thing.” (Joey, 47:11)

• On Public Restrooms:
  “I took a shit at the Vatican. It was a holy shit.” (Joey, 55:05)

Timestamps for Important Segments

• Joey’s Parisian arrival & trip details: 00:32–05:51
• Parisian lifestyle & American critique: 05:51–10:31
• Holiday décor and entertaining tips: 07:02–09:45
• Celebrity/Internet commentary (DWTS, Zac Efron, Becca Bloom): 21:50–31:38
• Gambling for girlies & reality show bets: 27:07–28:14
• Awkward celebrity encounters & Barstool drama: 36:47–37:57
• Public restroom adventures & “Mall Sashimi” story: 52:50–55:40
• Personal anecdotes and show wrap-up: 55:51–end

Overall Tone & Style

• The episode maintains a conversational, witty, and self-deprecating tone with plenty of inside jokes, pop culture hot takes, and playful jabs at each other and themselves.
• Joyful, irreverent, and relatable, with a healthy dose of TMI and confessional humor.

Summary for Listeners

If you missed this episode, you missed a delightful deep dive into Joey Camasta’s Parisian alter ego, a guided tour through French café culture (and chain-smoking chic), tips for making your holiday table Instagram-worthy, and the world’s most glamorous take on ordinary details. Sprinkle in unsparing hot takes on celebrity fakery, influencer culture, reality competition TV, and bodily functions, and you’ve got The Toast at its best: quick, smart, and laugh-out-loud funny.