JuniorMint and SoccerBabe: Friday, May 8th, 2026

Summary

The Toast – “JuniorMint and SoccerBabe”

Hosts: Jackie & Claudia Oshry | Dear Media
Date: Friday, May 8, 2026

Episode Overview

This Friday edition of The Toast is a dynamic blend of personal banter and pop culture catch-up. Jackie and Claudia ease listeners into the Mother’s Day weekend, reflect on their week, and serve up their signature Fast 5 stories you “do need to know.” With a lighthearted and conversational tone, they discuss everything from family traditions and reality TV, to celebrity news and childhood screen name nostalgia, culminating in their end-of-week "Queenie and Weenie" awards.

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Key Discussion Points & Notable Segments

1. Mother’s Day, Family Updates, and Half-Birthday Parties

• 00:41 – 02:31

• Jackie invites listeners to celebrate making it to Friday and acknowledges the upcoming Mother’s Day.
• Sharing a recent family story, Jackie describes hosting a “half-birthday” party for her child Max, inspired by the previous day’s Toast conversation about marking six-month milestones with cake.
  • "It was so cute…Commemorate six months of Max, six months of me being a mother of three... My first Mother's Day as a mother of three." (A, 02:17)
• Cake logistics are discussed, especially the universal love for Carvel ice cream cakes and their tricky slicing.

2. Podcast Cross-Promo and Bookish Catch-Up

• 03:05 – 04:54

• The sisters promote their additional content: a themed Mother’s Day Q&A on Patreon (“enjoyable even if you’re not a mom”) and a particularly fun episode of their book podcast Redheads.
• Book Talk: The group banters about “Strangers Bell Burning” (Redheads recap) and favorite recent reads—Claudia’s not sure she’ll finish her book on her upcoming family trip.

3. Reality TV Recap: Beverly Hills Housewives

• 05:46 – 08:00

• Claudia watched but Jackie skipped the latest Beverly Hills Housewives.
• Takeaways: No real resolution, Jennifer Tilly’s poker prowess, and a brief personality analysis of the RHOBH cast:
  • "I just wanted to shake her... so much of her decisions I just don’t agree with... just apologize for stuff, big or small. It's starting to get annoying." (B, 06:53)
  • "It's a balance, a healthy balance. We do need to see genuine authenticity." (A, 07:53)

4. Beauty Chat: From Wipes to Bombs

• 08:00 – 10:57

• Jackie and Claudia both run out of makeup wipes and boldly (for them) try Real Actives makeup removing balm in the shower.
  • "I was squeaky clean. My skin felt pretty good." (A, 09:17)
  • "So simpatico. We ran out of our wipes at the same time." (A, 09:55)
• Discussion shifts to influencer brands and their scrutiny, and a playful brainstorm on brand slogans.

5. Pop Culture Lightning Round

• 11:41 – 12:13

• Brief takes on Kacey Musgraves’ new album (“not hitting for me” – A), Harry Styles’ new music video (“turn this racket off” – B), and the mundane joys of motherhood (defrosting meat and the noise of a running sink).

6. Screen Names Nostalgia

• 34:33 – 36:59

• The sisters take a trip down memory lane recalling their AIM screen names (“Junior Mint” for Claudia, “SoccerBabe” for Jackie), the origins and irony behind them, and others from their family:
  • "I hate mint candy but it became my identity and like, I didn’t even like [Junior Mints]." (B, 35:23)
  • "Margos should have been ‘Cream Saver.’" (A, 36:07)

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Fast 5 Stories You Need to Know

1. Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce Take London; Support Sadie Sink

• 19:48 – 28:54

• Taylor and Travis spotted attending Sadie Sink’s West End performance in “Romeo and Juliet.” The hosts praise Taylor’s supportive friendship and examine how she’s shifted toward embracing her American identity lately.
  • "It’s a good ass friend. Like, coming to my play." (B, 25:06)
  • Speculation on where Taylor & Travis will marry, with playful NYC venue predictions.

2. Zoe Kravitz Calls Out Hulu’s “Tacky” Tweet

• 29:24 – 32:42

• Hulu promotes Zoe’s (now-cancelled) show “High Fidelity,” with a tweet referencing her fiancé Channing Tatum’s music. Zoe replies, “This is tacky, @Hulu.”
  • Hosts find her reaction an overreach: "Justice for the 22 year old girl running the Hulu account. Seriously, you did nothing wrong." (B, 31:19) "Is social media not meant to be tacky?" (A, 31:31)

3. James Kennedy's Baby News

• 32:56 – 34:41

• Vanderpump Rules’ DJ James Kennedy expecting first child with new girlfriend.
  • "I hope he’s in the right headspace... I feel like we don’t know James Kennedy." (B, 33:20)
• Light speculation: Does parenthood open doors to “The Valley” spinoff?

4. Kelly Clarkson Returns to ‘The Voice’

• 37:56 – 40:57

• Kelly leaves her New York-based talk show, returns as a coach to The Voice in LA this fall.
  • "I am okay with her ending the show... I think it opens us up to more, like, tours, new music... the Voice is a good coaching job for a present parent." (A+B, 39:56/39:05)
• Jackie and Claudia recall classic judge group performances.

5. PK & Dorit’s Divorce Drama: $1 Million on Designer Duds

• 47:23 – 54:00

• RHOBH’s PK claims Dorit spent nearly $1 million on designer clothes amid looming foreclosure.
  • "She looks like a million bucks... Her outfits are so crazy. At least she has what to show for it." (A, 48:44/50:16)
• Hosts dissect the financials, question if the divorce spells financial disaster, and muse on Dorit’s visible luxury:
  • "You know anything about clothes and see her in one of her looks... She dresses more high end than any... and she’s probably one of the poorest on the couch." (B, 52:49)

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Endnote – Queenie & Weenie of the Week

• 54:00 – 59:08

• Queenie of the Week:
  • Nicole Sanchez: For ascending from entertainment reporter to Met Gala chair.
    "She is a genius. She's an inspiration to women everywhere. Agreed. And she is a Queenie of the Week." (B, 54:28)
  • Spencer Pratt: For his impactful LA mayoral candidacy and “Karen Basura” jests. "He's sort of like the hero that LA didn’t know that they needed... consensus was that he won the debate." (B, 57:44)
• Weenie of the Week:
  • Sarah Paulson: "Performative. The definition of performative." (A, 59:55)
  • Heidi Klum: Still on Claudia’s mind for her “nutty” Met Gala appearance.

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Memorable Quotes & Moments

• On millennials’ childhood screen names:
  "You were such a guitar gal." (A, 34:41)
  "Margos should have been cream saver." (A, 36:07)

• On Taylor Swift's vault songwriting:
  "The debut vault songs... are not good. I don't need to hear from a 12-year-old girl right now." (A, 24:16)

• On marriage speculation for Taylor & Travis:
  "Where is she gonna get married? In the city? Seriously? At the Plaza, perhaps?" (B, 26:29)

• On Real Actives Balm:
  "All of a sudden, I’m a balm girl in the shower." (A, 09:42)

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Timestamps of Highlighted Segments

• Mother's Day & half-birthday cake: 00:41 – 02:31
• Patreon Q&A/Motherhood: 02:54 – 03:05
• Redheads book recap: 03:05 – 04:54
• Beverly Hills Housewives: 05:46 – 08:00
• Beauty routines/Real Actives: 08:00 – 10:57
• Screen Names nostalgia: 34:33 – 36:59
• Fast 5 Stories begin: 19:48
• Queenie & Weenie awards: 54:00 – 59:08

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The Toast’s Tone

Fun, fast-paced, affectionate, and ever-so-slightly irreverent. Jackie and Claudia balance genuine personal updates with pop culture gossip, ensuring even the most niche reality TV riffs or inside family jokes are explained enough for any listener to follow.

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For Listeners Who Missed the Episode

Expect a blend of light domestic comedy, astute social commentary, and relaxed takes on current entertainment headlines. The chemistry between Jackie and Claudia means even a rundown of designer spending or AIM screen names feels charming and inclusive—you’ll leave up-to-date and ready for your own Queenie & Weenie picks.

Transcript

[A]

Good morning, girlies. It's the toast. It's Jackson Claude and we're your host. It's your favorite show, the best five things you need to know.

[B]

We'll start your day off swirly.

[A]

It's the toast. They sound amazing.

[B]

Welcome back to the Tourist happy variety. Yeah, that's right. I'm singing my own song about Friday. Yay.

[A]

Happy Friday. We did it. We did it.

[B]

I do feel like it's important to celebrate one's accomplishments and making it to the end of this particular week. I don't know why, I just felt really hard and so congrats. We things. We all did that. Pat yourself on the back, girl.

[A]

Today's the last Friday before Mother's Day, so happy Mother's Day to all who are celebrating.

[B]

How was your rager last night? You know, I wanted to ask you a question. Okay. I saw you through a rager and didn't invite me to celebrate Max's half birthday.

[A]

Well, I wanted to let everyone know that, like, inspired by our discussion yesterday about like half cakes for the six month birthday, I decided to do it because I was like cooking dinner. And whenever I cook dinner, I like invite the Shapiro's and then I'm like, and let's have a half cake for.

[B]

We're having a party.

[A]

We're having a party. So we did it. It was so cute.

[B]

And I wanted to ask a logistical question because I saw that, of course, because you're a queen, you had a Carvel cake. Which if you're inviting me to a party and the cake is not Carvel, like, seriously, don't invite me because I'm not coming. Those things are so hard to cut. How did you cut the whole thing in half?

[A]

I wet the knife with warm water.

[B]

Cutting it. I do that too. It doesn't really help.

[A]

The cut in half was so easy. I actually, when I envisioned the cake, I actually was not envisioning a Carvel cake. But I sent Zach out and he always buys Carvel cake because he.

[B]

That's my king right there.

[A]

That's what I want to see. But I was expecting, like, ice cream is just, you know. And then Max needed a bath and we were like, sort of waiting. And, you know, it wasn't the ideal cake, but it was totally tasty. The other kids loved it. They were like, I don't know what we're celebrating, but yum.

[B]

Let me tell you, there's not a happy, delicious treat. There's not a more delicious treat. They don't make treats better than that.

[A]

Yeah. It was really fun and special. I'm glad that we did it. To commemorate some six months of max sheet, six months of me being a mother of three, and Mother's Day, and then Mother's Day. My first Mother's Day is mother of three.

[B]

My first Mother's Day period. We actually recorded a fabulous Patreon episode yesterday, themed. You know, we love a theme over at Patreon, and since it is the week of Mother's Day, we decided to do a Mother's Day Q and A, talking all about, you know, the nitty gritty, you know, products, but then also, like, you know, the big stuff. How motherhood changed you.

[A]

Feelings.

[B]

Yeah. Theses on motherhood.

[A]

Big little feelings.

[B]

Mattresses.

[A]

Mattresses. Yes. It's really good. And the comments are saying, like, whether or not you're a mother, that you can still enjoy the episode.

[B]

Yes. I heard the girls who don't have kids were living for the episode. That's just what I heard.

[A]

That's what I heard too. Speaking of episodes, also, Redheads is out. And I would say this is a great.

[B]

I don't know if I could listen to it.

[A]

This is a good Redheads episode. Even if, like, you don't read. You didn't read the book. Like, it's actually just us having fun and, like, talking, and I think everyone would enjoy it. So if you're looking for something to listen to this weekend, like, check out The Redheads Episode 8, girl.

[B]

Check it out. You know what? I might be, because I'm going on my trip. I packed me and Ben's books, so Ben's still reading. Remarkably bright.

[A]

I think it already came out on Netflix.

[B]

Who cares? Sally Field is me doing so much press. I'm sure. Is she in our fast five today?

[A]

No.

[B]

Oh, she's kind of like Whirlwind Press Tour. Did you see the story she told about Robin Williams?

[A]

I did, but I feel like we hit our Sally Field quota this week. Week. Talking about not without my daughter.

[B]

Oh, that wasn't this week. That was last week, actually. So the quota is sure. Positive. I was actually just watching the clip of that. It was from Friday.

[A]

Oh, wow. This week flew by.

[B]

Yeah. Not really. What was I saying? Sally Field. Oh, I packed our books. So I will be beginning, hopefully, if I have time. I feel like I'm not gonna have any time. Strangers. Bell, Burden.

[A]

Oh, and I meant to say, in the episode of Redheads, Rebecca and I recap Stranger Spell Burning, because we both read it, and I'm like, I can't recap it on the toes because Claudia like says she's right.

[B]

It's not a safe space.

[A]

She like, yeah. So I'm just in this purgatory. So let's recap it over on redhead. So if you want a little strangers bell burden recap, head over to redheads.

[B]

Well good, because I think the place that you should recap your books is the book podcast that you hold. We.

[A]

Oh, whoa, whoa. We always do.

[B]

No, you're, you're acting like, like you can't talk about it because of me. Like, no, you should save it for your book podcast.

[A]

Anyway, we've been meaning to recap that book here, but we are all waiting for you to read it.

[B]

Well, I don't have a lot of hope that I'm going to finish it this weekend. Like it's just, you know, I feel like I'm not going to have a lot of me time.

[A]

Oh, cuz you'll have re time.

[B]

Yeah. And it's like we're taking a family trip and then like we're going to the Knicks game.

[A]

Like he takes a big nap.

[B]

I heard Kylie's going to be there. The thing about the Knicks games in Philly, which this is now for some reason my second Knicks game in Philly for the playoffs, is that it's usually just like MSJ because everybody just drives up. It's like not fair. They don't even get home court advantage.

[A]

Do they not have a lot of fans?

[B]

No, they do, but you know, like New Yorkers. This is literally all we have to live for.

[A]

Yeah, but they could also as easily come to msg. They could drive down.

[B]

Yeah, but you know, like they're not coming to our house.

[A]

It's a two way highway.

[B]

And you know how I feel about Philly sports fans. Let's not go there.

[A]

Yeah, well so then that's good that you don't have to encounter that many of them.

[B]

Correct.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You watch Beverly Hills Housewives?

[A]

I did not because I was co sleeping my way through life and I took the W and went to sleep at 8:30 with the boys. Parji.

[B]

It was just as you would expect. No resolution. Like some funny Kathy moments. Jennifer Tilly is in the World Series of Poker. I think I knew that on like a subconscious level, but like not in a real way. She's so dynamic.

[A]

I feel like I got a full time housewife. I got the gist. No, then we won't like her anymore. I got the gist from the first two episodes. I'll probably watch the third at some point. But it didn't feel like need to watch television. And I was like, no, I have to pretend to fall asleep with them and what if I just went to sleep at 8:30?

[B]

It was a wise decision. It was, it was so unremarkable and it was very much like echoing the same sentiments. No conversations were had that weren't had in part one and two.

[A]

Yeah, like, I got the gist. I. I'm impressed. Thank you.

[B]

Yeah. Although I will say overall, like, it wasn't an amazing look for Bose. I think she's had. She didn't have a bad second season by any means because.

[A]

No, not bad.

[B]

I still ride for her but like it wasn't a perfect second season and she had a perfect first season.

[A]

It's impossible to do both. It really is. So as long as she didn't like have such a slump.

[B]

Yeah. And I will say as an interit apologist, it was like a painful to watch. Like I just wanted to shake her. It's the same thing I said last week. Like, I think overall she's right. But, but so much of her decisions, like, I just don't agree with and her demeanor, like, yeah, just apologize for stuff, big or small. Like she can't own anything and that's. It's starting to get annoying.

[A]

Just apologize for some things. Not everything, not most things, but like once in a while, apologize. It's very refreshing. Yeah.

[B]

And I think I said this last week, but it happened again on last night's episode. That's, I think one of the better qualities of Ms. Amanda Francis. She apologized again last night for something even though right before that she was like begging Bose for an apology and Bose wouldn't. And then she gave one. Like, I. I actually really appreciate people who can just be like, oh, ye. Yeah, sorry about that.

[A]

As long as they mean it, even if they don't.

[B]

Like, sometimes people just need an apology and you can't move on until it. So fine.

[A]

Yeah, but like, then don't just like do stuff and apologize and you're like Ramona Singer.

[B]

Like, oh, no, you can't be like doing apologizing. Doing apologizing to. That's the worst type of friend.

[A]

Right? Right. It's a balance, a healthy balance. And. And we do need to see gen. Genuine authenticity.

[B]

I love that. I did the craziest thing this morning while packing for my trip.

[A]

What?

[B]

I was like changing purses. So I was taking out like the neat things like, you know, wallet keys and I had my mahjong card and I was like, yeah, like what? Like, what if I run into a game and I don't have my card on me? So I brought my card. Is that weird?

[A]

You're not gonna run into a game, but it's good to have your card on you at all times because you just.

[B]

Why wouldn't somebody else at the hotel be, like, posted up? You know, I guess it's mother's Day, so, like, there's not, like, a girls trip going on. And if there was a girls trip, there would be like, four girls playing mahjong, but you never know when somebody needs you to tap in, so.

[A]

So yeah, you'll be ready.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I did something crazy last night as well.

[B]

What did you do that was crazy?

[A]

I don't think you'll guess, but I think it's pretty crazy. I used real activis.

[B]

That is so funny that you said that. I packed real actives because I needed a face cleanser.

[A]

Yeah. I ran out of neutrogena wipes, and so I used the raal that I had of the makeup removing balm.

[B]

That's what I packed. Yeah.

[A]

And I found a way to do it that works for me, which is to do it in the shower.

[B]

Uhhuh.

[A]

So, like, I put it on my skin dry. Like, rubbed it all around. Washed it in the shower. No, I did that in the shower and then hit the. My face in the water.

[B]

Smart.

[A]

Wash it off. And I was like, there's no way all my makeup is off. Let me tell you. I was squeaky clean. And, like, my skin felt pretty good.

[B]

Oh, my gosh. Okay. I'm going to use the same product this weekend and I'll let you know, but I'm sure it's great. I've heard actually very good things.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And you know, with an influencer brand, if there is ever any, like, negative feedback, it's so outsized, like, because people love to make a video about it more so than they would like Sarah

[A]

V. So I've heard good things too. I just thought it would miss me because my particular skin concerns are not the same as licks's. And the bomb is for everyone. But I'm not a bomb girl. But all of a sudden, I'm a bomb girl in the shower.

[B]

Okay. I love that we're so simpatico.

[A]

So simpatico ran out of our wipes at the same time.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

I got real.

[B]

And did you feel real?

[A]

No, I felt real.

[B]

That should be their slogan. Like, don't feel real, feel real.

[A]

I don't know why her YouTube series isn't spelled. I get real with me.

[B]

I have to imagine such a cute

[A]

Easter egg for the brand. No.

[B]

Yeah. Oh, you mean at first.

[A]

Yeah, like when she launched her series Get Real with me. And there wasn't that.

[B]

She might not have known that Reali was, like, coming down the pipe. Actually, no. She said she's been working.

[A]

She might not have known that real. I was really all happening.

[B]

Yeah, right. I'm literally physically unable to say real actives. Oh, real activities.

[A]

What's that mean? The Drake mean, real actives.

[B]

The Drake. Yeah. Real activities. Yeah. Yeah, real activities.

[A]

So if I'm looking extra shiny, it's because of that and because I did a little spray tan, which was like, not the move. I didn't know I was going to be co sleeping. So I'm like, I hope I'm not getting tanner sticky.

[B]

Yeah, right, right. That's definitely going to be a part of my future as, like, somebody who refuses be pale and somebody who is, like, extremely affectionate. So I guess I should just start doing, like, more organic products.

[A]

Yeah. I was wearing my Beats by Dre.

[B]

You're Beauty by Beats. My Beauty by Beats.

[A]

Beauty by Earth Tanner. So it was less so about the chemicals, more about, like, there. It's going to transfer.

[B]

Beats Beauty.

[A]

But I thought Zach was going to get him down, but no dice. Nah, nah.

[B]

It is what it is. You listen to any of the new Casey Musgraves album?

[A]

I don't want to say yeah, because it's just not hitting for me, but I do see that it's hitting for margawashe. So it. It's hittable.

[B]

Different strokes.

[A]

It's hittable.

[B]

I've listened a little bit. Not enough to make general consensus, but

[A]

I wasn't like, you know, inject this into my veins.

[B]

New Harry Styles music video.

[A]

It's more like, turn this racket off.

[B]

You're really embracing your, like, 30s.

[A]

I had meat.

[B]

Turn that racket down.

[A]

I had me defrosting last night in the sink.

[B]

Oh, were you okay?

[A]

I was losing my mind with this.

[B]

Jackie's personal audio trigger. For me, it's like Ben's throat clearing. For Jackie, it's the sink running. Yeah, but is it like the kitchen sink in particular?

[A]

There's nothing wrong. It's just like the sink. It's so loud.

[B]

It's like white noise. You should be used to that with all them kids.

[A]

No, it's so loud also, even the white noise machines, the moment we wake up, I turn them off. Like, people leave them on, like, every time. Like you know, you just take your kids up and you go about your day. You forget about the machine.

[B]

Oh, interesting. I don't. Off.

[A]

Turn that racket off.

[B]

I actually find the noise machine, like, so annoying.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

So what else could I tell you?

[A]

Excited for your big weekend?

[B]

I am.

[A]

I'm excited to hear about it.

[B]

I just want to, like, say how unfair it is.

[A]

I don't know why we're, like, dilly dallying when, like, we actually.

[B]

Yeah. We don't have to do. We're recording six in the morning.

[A]

We're on the clock, like.

[B]

Yeah. Looking for.

[A]

To talk about.

[B]

Like, it's literally. We literally have five things that we, like, have to talk about.

[A]

It's been almost 15 minutes and we have a lot to do, plus clean Queenie and weenie, which I am actually eager to get to because you think we have the same queenie, and I don't think that we do.

[B]

Well, if we don't have the same Queenie, then you're just not the girl that I thought you were.

[A]

Honestly, really, I love my Queenie, though. I feel really good about it. But I do feel like I sort of went out of the box.

[B]

Okay, you know what? I love that.

[A]

So without further ado to do, it is time for the Fast 5 stories that you do need to know.

[B]

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[A]

Of course. Only a monster.

[B]

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[A]

Dark chocolate raspberry.

[B]

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[A]

That's nice. I prefer Turt Panions.

[B]

I think I will see site for details. I think I just might.

[A]

Her first story. Taylor and Travis are in London taking in the same sights and taking in the show starring Sadie Sink. So.

[B]

Oh, I didn't know that. I thought they were, I, I saw them photographed like out with this like famous cinematographer. It's giving wedding wedding videographer like oh

[A]

well they went to see Romeo and Juliet starring Sadie Sink.

[B]

Oh, so cute. I love the Sadie Singh friendship.

[A]

Yeah, it's very wholesome.

[B]

I saw a clip weirdly of Sadie Sink. I just assumed it was Broadway. I forgot like about the West End. And people are like dying over her performance.

[A]

I'm sure she's amazing.

[B]

She's such a good actress. That movie the Whale, that was insane.

[A]

Yeah, that movie. All too well, 10 minute version.

[B]

Oh, chilling. When people talk about Sadie Sink, they're probably like referring to stranger Things. I've never seen a minute of it. I know her from her work in the All Too well Time music video.

[A]

And I know her because like for redheads, we always like put her in everything for Hollywood treatment. Because every book like starts her head and we're like, sadie Sink, it's.

[B]

But she. And she's also like, if you've seen the whale, which I hope you haven't, she is a chameleon. Like, she really can be anything.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. So now she's Juliet in Romeo and

[B]

Juliet, which enter the twin flame bruise paint you blue Just between us did the love affair May mewtwo. Oh. In Taylor's Songwriter of the Year New York Times interview, she talked about all too well 10 minute version and like the concept of Vault songs about how like with All Too well she had to go back into like this journal to find all the verses that she had written when she was releasing 10 minute version. Because at the time I remember people were like, there's no way that this like 20 year old girl did the twin flame bruise paint you blue. And it was quite a controversial thing to say at the time. But Taylor pretty much confirmed that like, yes, you know, they were. The journals were a little damaged or I couldn't read what I had written. So she sort of, you know, improvised

[A]

the whole thing or just edited parts

[B]

part, like I'm sure it was a combination of both.

[A]

Why does she have to be true to the journals? Why can't she put out the best song possible?

[B]

I know nobody wants to hear this, but I feel that way. The way people feel about All Too well being like, she definitely didn't write that at the time. I feel like she actually could have because the song All Too well, the version she released back then was actually like incredibly deep and like. Yeah, I could see. I could see her having written it. I think the Vault song, nothing new, like there's. There's just no way. It's so introspective and so self aware about how like she's. What is she, 19 at the time? And the whole song is worrying about how like the industry is going to be done with her. Will they still want me when I'm Nothing new. I've had too much to drink tonight.

[A]

Like, I'm just telling you, she was drinking at 19.

[B]

I'm just telling you, she wrote that song last year. Like, I'm sorry, that's one of my great, like, big theories.

[A]

Oh, that doesn't bother me. If true, like, put out the best piece of work, you know?

[B]

No, of course. And like, that probably is how you felt at the time. I don't think maybe you wrote it or even subconsciously, like, knew that that's how you felt. But I feel like it's reflective of the red arrow where she was at in her life.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. My concern would just be, like, writing songs like, cosplaying at sad time in your life and like, trying to get back to that headspace. Like, they wouldn't be that good. Would be my concern, but if they're good, they're good.

[B]

Yeah. No, I feel like the Vault songs stood the test of time. Some are better than others. The 1989s are some of the best.

[A]

Yeah, 1989s are the best, period. You know, I don't really with Vault songs. I know I have my own hangouts about them 1989 vault songs.

[B]

It's actually insane. Like, and I do believe that the Vault Songs from 1989 were left off of the record.

[A]

Like, I do many bops.

[B]

Yes. It's insane though, that, like, some of that Suburban Legends is like one of the best songs ever written and you didn't even release it. Like, that's crazy. But that's also how I feel about New Romantics. New Romantics was a song from 1989 that was only available on the version if you bought it at Target.

[A]

Like, she had this big. Target had a surplus of great songs at the time.

[B]

Yes. So I believe that. But I think that the Vault songs from Debut are like.

[A]

Which is just so crazy that then Shake it off was the lead single.

[B]

But okay, I don't get me started on Taylor Swift's lead single.

[A]

Even though, like, Shake it off has. I've done a complete 180 on shake it Off. It's one of my favorite songs now.

[B]

It has withstood the test. It is a timeless song.

[A]

It just ages. Better and better and better.

[B]

Absolutely.

[A]

It's crazy.

[B]

But the debut Vault songs. I don't know if people are ready for this conversation. Are not good.

[A]

I don't need to hear from a 12 year old girl right now. Like, I'm old.

[B]

Oh, sorry. Not Debut. She never really saved you. Fearless.

[A]

I don't need to hear from a 15 year old right now, I would go, listen. You know what I mean? Like, that's how I feel about Vault songs. They meant something to me when I was that age. But now I don't need to go. Listen to me. Like the feelings of a teenager. I don't relate.

[B]

Right, Right. That's beautiful.

[A]

Actually, I feel that, you know, they.

[B]

I do. Back to Taylor and Travis in London. So it's nice that they went to see Sadie Sink. Like, love to see women supporting women in the arts.

[A]

And that's like a major good move from a friend. You know, you crossed the sea to come see my show.

[B]

So I feel like she crossed the sea and saw the show. Like, she didn't cross the sea to see the show.

[A]

I don't care how it happened. That's a good ass friend.

[B]

It's a good ass friend. Like, coming to my play.

[A]

She might have heard the allegations that we thought she might be the problem in her friendship.

[B]

Right, Right. No, but I also think Taylor is intent on taking her power back from the UK because it's definitely, like, simply filled with landmines for her. You know, I love a London boy. I enjoy. And so to come back there with, like, her big football boyfriend. And I'm talking. Yeah, I'm talking football with your hands, not with your feet. I just know it felt good. Like, they're so American. I feel like for a while she was sort of like running away from her American identity. Don't you find? Yeah, like with her Stella McCartney collab. And she loves the London boy. And I feel like she was like, living in London for a lot of the times that we didn't see her. And now she's like the face of America.

[A]

She's proud to be an American.

[B]

Her big boyfriend who plays football with an O, husband with an H. Neither. Literally neither. We're both wrong.

[A]

That's her husband.

[B]

I know. I need them to get married already. Like, I'm sick.

[A]

Two months.

[B]

Yeah. I've. I have been hearing such conflicting reports about their weddings from people who are genuinely in the know. Nobody knows where this wedding is. It's either according to my sources at the Hamptons or New York or the city.

[A]

The.

[B]

The fact that it would be in the city makes no sense to me. But that seems to be the leading.

[A]

This city makes more sense than the Hamptons.

[B]

The Hamptons. You have space like the Hamptons.

[A]

Makes no sense.

[B]

Where is she gonna get married? In the city? Like, seriously? At the Plaza, perhaps? She's gonna get married at the Park Avenue Armory, actually. I just want to put that out there. I feel like that's where she's getting married. Because it's literally a fortress. If you've ever you. It looks like. I think it is like an army base in the middle of the city. But, like, they had the Victoria's Secret fashion show there one year, so you could just like, make it whatever you want. And it's a fortress. Like, there are no doors. There's only one door.

[A]

Like, nowhere for her to get married in the city. That's not, like. I don't want to say corny. No, just, like, done.

[B]

There's an element. I mean, we only say that because we're from New York and most of the weddings we've been to are from here. I think if you're not from here, it's like, it's very exciting and it's very, like, classic New York. What we might consider corny.

[A]

No, just like. Like Cipriani is not corny, but it's, like, done, you know, she's not getting married to Chipriani.

[B]

I'm telling you.

[A]

She's getting married to get married at,

[B]

like, a very old church, St. Patrick's Cathedral. But, like, then it's a spectacle. Do you know how many people are out stand outside those churches on a Wednesday? They're like tourist destinations.

[A]

I think it's going to be something like that. That's my guess.

[B]

I see people getting married at St Patrick's Cathedral all the time. It's actually so cute.

[A]

Even if she got married at, like, the Met, it's like. It's not original.

[B]

The Met.

[A]

It's not original for her, by the way.

[B]

It is original. Not for her.

[A]

She has to get married somewhere. No one's got married before, or I.

[B]

I want to say, quite literally four people have gotten married at the Met. It is impossible to do.

[A]

No, I know, but, like, she's so. She's not one of four. She's one of one.

[B]

I don't know. I think she could be one of four. It's really not like, that big of a deal. And it's not like Beyonce Public Library, okay? The New York Public Library is where everyone gets married. It's an actual wedding venue. Like, anyone can book it. If you have the money. The Met. Even if you have the money, you can't get married there unless you're, like, hella connected.

[A]

Museum of Natural History.

[B]

Similar. But I don't see. She doesn't know a side girl.

[A]

I mean, I don't see it where the Is she getting married?

[B]

Like, it's killing me. Because the city, unless this rumor is just like a cover up and everyone's kind of like a Carolyn Bassette. They, like, went, you know, to the middle of the woods. Maybe this is just a cover up,

[A]

I think, and I hope so, because it makes no sense. And the Hamptons makes less sense.

[B]

Not only does it make no sense, even though Taylor, like, lives here a lot of the time, and I think she loves New York. It's like, so not a part of their story either, actually. Maybe it is in a way that we don't know.

[A]

Maybe it is in a way that we don't know.

[B]

I'm so excited for this wedding. And like, oh, it's so funny. I was doing a Q A the other day and I got it so many times that I had to answer it. People were like, are you taking off this summer? We never take off the summer you guys had a baby. Like, I'm like, yeah, don't worry. We're doing daily shows. And everybody's like, thank God. We always do.

[A]

They miss us, Claude.

[B]

I know. It's nice to be missed.

[A]

Yeah. No, we'll be on this summer Live from the Hamptons.

[B]

And I feel like there's going to be a lot going down this summer, like with the wedding and stuff. So we have. We couldn't miss it. I wouldn't miss it for the world.

[A]

Our next story. Zoe Kravitz is calling out Hulu for their tacky tweet.

[B]

Okay, I saw this.

[A]

So Zoe Kravitz tweeted back at Hulu. Hulu tweeted about a show that I guess Zoe's in.

[B]

And she was in and, like, was canceled. It's like a one season wonder.

[A]

Yeah. She plays a character called Robin Brooks. They said Robin Brooks definitely has a kiss all the time. Disco occasionally on her playlist. It was alongside a photo of her from the show. High Fidelity is the show. And then she responded saying, this is tacky at Hulu.

[B]

High Fidelity is the show.

[A]

That sounds familiar.

[B]

It does, but I'm thinking High Fidelity Hula. Oh, yeah. It was like, I guess she was the star of the show. I'm thinking of that show with that girl from whatever. So it's not an active show. I don't know why they would be promoting it. So they are like, start, like, you

[A]

know, why can't they promote that's on their thing?

[B]

Well, they can, yes, but they're just, like, being buzzy and I don't know why that's bad.

[A]

I, I think this is an overreaction

[B]

from her, especially like this. She's never really publicly commenting on stuff in general.

[A]

And like you're engaged to the man, they can say you like his music, like it, relax.

[B]

Yeah, I agree. Unclench.

[A]

It's sort of like, you know, every time when Taylor Swift used to be

[B]

like Jackie, I was just thinking of Ginny and Georgia.

[A]

Yeah. Like this is always been hanging out

[B]

with Taylor too much.

[A]

Like, oh for sure. Like people aren't. I don't want to say make a joke about you. Make a reference about you and your relationship. They said that you like your fiance

[B]

over here promoting your fiance's music and Lord knows he could use the promo.

[A]

It's actually very cute. I don't think that it's tacky at all. I'm sure like the Hulu social media manager is having a really bad day and I just want to say like, I don't think you did anything wrong.

[B]

Justice for the 22 year old girl who's running the Hulu account. Like, seriously, you did nothing wrong. Your heart was in the right place. You sound like you're really good at your job and seriously, just, just move on. She's. It's, it's a gross overreaction.

[A]

It's a gross and also like it being tacky. Like is social media not meant to be tacky? Is it the most refined place on earth?

[B]

I just want to say like tacky. Like girl, you're an actress. Like what's, what's tacky?

[A]

I don't, I don't know. I, I just, it doesn't hit for me.

[B]

No, I agree. It's the perfect comparison.

[A]

When Taylor Swift was like saying some mean about sexist.

[B]

It was like sexist and it was, it was like really a. Just an old joke. Like she has so many boyfriends. It's like we've really evolved from that. Yeah, but I would like she wasn't wrong to be upset. But like, girl, you're so much bigger than this moronic show that three people watch. Like you're giving it, making it bigger was how I felt. And same with this, like, except there,

[A]

there's nothing insulting about this.

[B]

No, it's sweet.

[A]

Whereas Ginny and Georgia, like Taylor Swift might have been watching the show on her own and then she like stumbles upon this. Like, but you know what that's like

[B]

when I'm scrolling tick tock and then I end up on like a hate video about us. I'm like, oh my God, how did I get here? Yeah.

[A]

Then it's like. But you don't mention it because you don't want to make it bigger.

[B]

Of course.

[A]

So I just. This is a miss for me. Sorry. Yeah, agreed.

[B]

Especially for someone who, like, doesn't speak out ever.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. And it's like, cute. That's your fiance.

[B]

And I just think like a huge account posting about your fiance's new music when it seems like really nobody's talking about it. I just would be grateful for the promo, honestly.

[A]

Are you ready for our next story?

[B]

I am.

[A]

Some baby news. James Kennedy is expecting a baby with his new girlfriend. Vanbert Vanderpump Rule star James Kennedy is expecting his first child. Sources with direct knowledge told TMZ that the DJ and his leading lady, who out of the public eye, are about to become parents. The couple have been dating for around seven months. Oh, well, he didn't break up with Ali that long ago.

[B]

Right. Parenthood is a beautiful thing. I hope he's in the right head space for it. I really feel like we don't know James Kennedy. Like, even when he was on tv, I feel like he was always lying to us. Like, I don't. I honestly don't know anything about him. I don't know where he's at now, especially having been off TV for two years. I don't know what sort of headspace. I don't know where he's at with sobriety. Like. Like, I just wish. I wish I'm the best. I really do.

[A]

I wish them the best.

[B]

A baby is a blessing.

[A]

I wonder if they'll try and be on the Valley now.

[B]

Do you think he impregnated his girlfriend so he could be on the Valley because, like, being in a relationship and like, and having kids, not. Yeah, I guess everyone there has kids.

[A]

Like the other. I would say actually having kids is more than.

[B]

Than having a partner is more of a requirement.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Or like being ttc.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think he did it too good on the Valley, but I don't. I think that now that he's having a child, like, he might be calling up Valley producers.

[B]

You know, actually when I was doing my. I was scrolling in the tub last night, I was scrolling tick tock and I saw actually a really beautiful cover. Ellie Luber. She was singing. What was she saying? I don't know. Maybe like Olivia Rodrigo. She was kind of good. Like, I enjoyed the COVID And she was playing the piano too.

[A]

Oh, wow.

[B]

Yeah. And I know she plays guitar because I've seen her guitar in it. Up guitar Gal. You know, that was one of my, like, screen names back in the aim days.

[A]

You were such a guitar gal.

[B]

Why? We were, like, seriously changing our usernames, like, on an annual basis. Maybe more. I had so many Guitar Gal.

[A]

I'm sure that's what the kids are doing, like, now on Instagram. I'm sure they changed their names.

[B]

Yeah, I guess I had Guitar Gal. I had Vega. Babe. That was like, when I was obsessed with my camp identity and I had a bunch, of course, Junior Mint.

[A]

We love Junior Mint.

[B]

When it was. That was my first screening. And when we were all. I remember it was like a family activity. Like, let's think of what Claudia loves. And it was kind of like a big secret of mine.

[A]

You didn't like them.

[B]

I. By the way, do you think I would like a Junior Mint? They're like York patties.

[A]

I hate mint candy. I just feel like you don't love Junior Mint. So you are Junior Mint.

[B]

Yeah, but it became my identity and, like, I didn't even, like.

[A]

It's like a cute nickname, like Junior Mint. Hey, little Junior Mint.

[B]

It was just Junior and, you know, your first screening. They're disgusting.

[A]

They're like miniature Yorkshire patties.

[B]

Exactly. Yes. Yorkshire.

[A]

I love Yorkshires.

[B]

The worst candies ever.

[A]

Oh, I love.

[B]

I have never liked them, let alone as a child. So I think, I feel like when we were making my screening, we had just went to the movies and, like, maybe I ate a Junior Mint because, like, I'm bad.

[A]

We never let you live it down.

[B]

And you never let me live it down.

[A]

Margos should have been Cream Saver.

[B]

Literally. What was your screen name? I feel like, let me. Was it Soccer Babe?

[A]

So many. It's so many.

[B]

Was it like, Soccer Babe 92?

[A]

Oh, for sure. No, not that. But also, I don't want to be, like, giving away my email addresses.

[B]

Oh, do you still actively use Soccer Babe? Was that what it was?

[A]

I don't know if it was babe.

[B]

Yeah, like soccer girl, maybe Girl.

[A]

Grl.

[B]

I don't think Olivia was. Olivia actually had a good one. Libby love.

[A]

Livy, love.

[B]

L I V I L O V. That was sick. Yeah.

[A]

She's so cool.

[B]

Oh, Satchel Candy Cutie. I wait. Oh, wait. I think still uses that email.

[A]

I think so too.

[B]

She's so cute.

[A]

She's so cute. Okay, let's move on to our next story because I want to get to Queenie and weenie today.

[B]

4. She wants to get to Queenie and Weenie today. Did you guys hear that? Do you have, like, A renewed interest and love in Queenie and Weenie.

[A]

No, I just feel like I was so watching on my feed and something that's been like a recurring theme this week of a person that I want to highlight as my Queenie.

[B]

Is it Cassie from Euphoria?

[A]

No. But I wonder what she's gonna do now. If she's gonna take that home motel room or if she's gonna go back to Nate.

[B]

Not. You literally know more about it than I do.

[A]

I know.

[B]

I did also see a clip that he's in debt and he finally told her how much it was for it. It was like over a million dollars.

[A]

Yeah. And also then she went to a party in a leopard cat suit and did cocaine off someone's belly button.

[B]

Oh, I didn't see that. We will piece together this show by the end of the season.

[A]

Yeah. Also what movie? Oh, you know what movie I watched on my phone yesterday. What Lovely Bones.

[B]

Oh, God. By the way, I have seen that one in clip form.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And that's a movie that should be watched on the big screen. If you haven't seen. That's some of Stanley Tucci's finest work.

[A]

It's insane.

[B]

Saoirse Ronan's debut. Who plays the dad? Mark Wahlberg?

[A]

Is it Mark Wahlberg?

[B]

Yeah. It's like he has like a 70s firefalls in the haircut.

[A]

Oh, my God. It's insane.

[B]

Such a good movie.

[A]

Our fourth story, Kelly Clarkson makes a surprising career move after leaving her talk show page. Success. Abandoning her talk show. Like, that's rude.

[B]

Oh, my God. Abandoning this them.

[A]

She is returning to the Voice. She will return as a coach this fall on NBC's the Voice. Okay.

[B]

I just, like, I'm so curious about her home life. She's so private. But we know she moved to New York when Kelly Clarkson show moved to New York. I do feel like maybe if they had left her where she was, they would have gotten more years from her. I feel like maybe she didn't like it here.

[A]

Yeah. Or maybe it's, like, hard to be, like, away from family and what, you know, especially everything she went through. Like, she just sort of wants to go back home. But I guess the Voice films for a short period of time.

[B]

I think it's a good job to have if you're, like, trying to be a present parent. Because it's like a short.

[A]

But in la.

[B]

But she was in LA before. I think LA is her home.

[A]

Oh, okay. So, like, that's what her kids know and, like, right.

[B]

Where they're like school friends. Are.

[A]

Well, yeah.

[B]

I think because she was doing the national. I don't know why. I feel like she moved away from Nashville when she got divorced, but then

[A]

he took the house in Montana.

[B]

Right.

[A]

I don't know. But I think this is great for Voice contestants.

[B]

I mean, now I need to go on the Voice. Like, seriously dream to be mentored by Ms. Kelly.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Excuse me, Ms. Independent.

[A]

Yeah. Self sufficient.

[B]

I love her, so.

[A]

Looking forward to that for her, hopefully.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

She's, like, feeling good and ready to get back to work in whatever way. She. She's like, the sort that can choose whatever she wants to do, you know?

[B]

And I want to say, like, as Kelly Clarkson's, like, probably second biggest fan, I am okay with her ending the show. Like, it's fine.

[A]

Sure. Sort of, like, rooting for it.

[B]

Yeah. I think it opens us up to, like, more. I gotta watch the Kelly Clarkson show.

[A]

Vegas.

[B]

Yeah. Tours, new music. Exactly. And I like the Voice. I think that you can do a lot of things while being an active voice coach. And we do get those, like, you know, bi seasonal performances with all the other coaches. So we're gonna hear Kelly sing. That's one of my favorite. I've been running road trying to loosen my. When Reba, Niall Horan, John Legend, and Gwen Stefani sang that song. I love when the. The judges get together and make music. Who are the other judges?

[A]

It looks like it is Adam Levine. Or maybe this is.

[B]

Oh, you're kidding.

[A]

Actually, it might be an old picture. Sorry.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Because, like, his new face is not settling in well.

[A]

He can't be on Adam Levine, John Legend.

[B]

No, that's definitely old.

[A]

Yeah. So I don't know. Right.

[B]

I guess, like, we'll find out. They're always changing it up.

[A]

Yeah. That was like when the judges on Mass Singer all saying golden.

[B]

Exactly.

[A]

And Rita aura.

[B]

She's a judge.

[A]

Oh, I thought she was the host.

[B]

Yeah. I don't know if they made it into my episode, but Rita Ora, when I took my mask off, she said, I love your podcast. And I was like, she's obviously lying. She was like, you hosted with your sister. I was like, yes, my sister. So I'm like a huge Rita or a fan now. She was like, so nice.

[A]

There's nothing not to love.

[B]

There's nothing not to love. Although I do wish her and Rob Kardashian had worked out.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, of course. But she's on to bigger and better things. Can you believe her story? Kelly.

[B]

Oh, oh, right, right, right.

[A]

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Full price dirt our fifth and final story leading into TV recap. PK clumsily claims to replue nearly $1 million on designer duds as foreclosure looms. So PK is claiming a new court filing that estranged Rafe Dorit has spent more than $1 million on designer items even as they face potential foreclosure on their LA home. According to court documents, PK's team investigated how Dorit was spending their money and found she spent $995,000 on wardrobe related expenses during a 14 month span. In the meticulously detailed docs, PK cites charges of $69,000 each at Louis Vuitton and Chanel, $38,000 at Hermes, $22,000 at Saint Honore, as well as retailers including, including Net A Porte and Moda Operandi. He also claims despite the travel and designer item expenses, the reality star failed to make any mortgage payments on their lavish home and made, quote, only one related utility payment during the time period, despite having exclusive use of the residence since April 2024. Meanwhile, PK claims he paid the lion's share of the family's expenses, including both the mortgage and the cost of raising their children.

[B]

Okay, I'm just like, I'm not believing everything he said. Although I find the $900,000 on designer dads to be quite interesting.

[A]

I believe what he said. Like, look at her. Yeah, she looks like a million bucks.

[B]

No, but I'm saying like he's so he's saying she's not paying for anything that the kids are doing. She's not paying the mortgage. The mortgage is his responsibility. Like, yes, she may live there. She's taking care of your kids.

[A]

No, but it's like if she spent a million dollars of the family's money on her clothes and you're mad that she didn't pay the mortgage from the family's money. It's like. What do you mean? Like the one person who just like did the admin of sending the money. Like it's the same money.

[B]

Oh, I guess. Is it? But is this, this is talking about like post divorce, right?

[A]

The post separation, a million dollars is from December 2024 to March 2026. So that's post separation. So is that her money or their money?

[B]

Money? It's giving their money.

[A]

So their money should also be paying the mortgage. So like just send it off.

[B]

Right.

[A]

If.

[B]

If you have access to the money to buy clothes, why aren't you also paying the mortgage? Because I think she assumed he was right.

[A]

But if it's. If it's from the same account. Like, it doesn't matter who, like, presses send.

[B]

This is just unfortunate because, like, it does give credence to, like, what Kyle was saying, but it was never really about Kyle. Like, the validity of what Kyle was saying. It was just, like, the manner in which she said it. And, like, the fact that, like, her and. And Dorit have, like, a broken friendship.

[A]

No. And also, if the money's about to run out, like, keep shopping. Well, you're about to get cut off.

[B]

That Kelly she bought. Assuming she brought it retail, she can sell it for double on the real. Real.

[A]

No. And also, like, one outfit of hers looks like, seriously $50,000aminimum. These numbers seem low. $69,000 at Chanel in a 14 month period. That's literally two outfits.

[B]

Yeah. No, her outfits are so crazy.

[A]

At least she has what to show for it. I see the money.

[B]

I just feel like their finances have been called into question a few times over the years, but the. The rug was really never pulled out from underneath them. I do, like, think that the divorce probably will be the thing, because even for, like, financially sound people, a divorce can be crippling.

[A]

But it doesn't sound like PK saying, we have no money. It sounds like he's saying, like, she's spending a lot of money on clothes and stuff, not contributing to the mortgage of the house that she lives in. But it doesn't sound like there's not money because, like, look, she spent a million dollars on clothes in 14 months. That's a moneyed individual. He's not saying we can't pay that bill.

[B]

Right.

[A]

So I don't really know. And the thing with the house, it's like, the house has now over $6 million in mortgage debt. Foreclosure could be imminent. Notices of default have been recorded. PK is asking the court to force a sale, further claiming he'd been making efforts to avoid it. He also claimed to read, rejected a suggested temporary relocation for Dorit and the children to his own home while he covered expenses. That's the part where I'm like, okay, what's the. What's the other part of the story? Were you living there with your girlfriend? Are you living.

[B]

Yeah, right? No. No. And also, like, that's crazy. They're not gonna come live with you

[A]

in, like, his bachelor pad.

[B]

But, like, are they poor? I want to say yes.

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

It's, like, on context clues.

[A]

I feel like yes, because I don't know what he does and how he could, like, be so Successful like what?

[B]

I don't know what he does. He's the former manager of boy George.

[A]

Yeah, but like. Like it's not giving, like we have zero dollars. It's giving like, I don't want to pay for this big house for you to live in. And she's like, this is the children's family home. You're not uprooting them. We are staying and you're gonna pay for it. Which isn't wrong either. Like, if you have the money, pay for the kids house.

[B]

Agreed.

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

Well, and also, this isn't good because, like, last we heard they were on good terms and now he's like, I know. Airing out her net forte.

[B]

Bill at the end of the reunion, I was like, what are your let's. Oh. He was like, we're gonna manifest, like, what do you want for this year? And everybody said and dorit was like, I really just want to stay in the place that I'm at with PK like, we're so good or like, as good as it's gonna get also. And I just want to stay that way.

[A]

There was like a scene this season or last season where like Kyle goes over to dorit's house and it's like a mess. There's like boxes everywhere and like every box is like far fetched net a porte opera. And no, but it's like none of this is surprising to me. I'm like, right? I'm like, look at her. Seriously, look at her.

[B]

You know anything about clothes and you see her in one of her looks on a group trip, head to toe jewelry, bags. She wears a hundred thousand dollar outfits night after night after night. It's actually an insane level for housewives in general. She is by no means the richest. Like, she's probably one of the poorest on the couch. And she dresses more high end than any than Jennifer tilly, like just based on like logos.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

She's wearing more than Kathy.

[A]

Yeah. So I just like wonder what this is trying to prove because, like, this is not surprising to me. I would actually say, like, the figures actually sounds low considering what she looks like every day of her life. So what are. What are we. What are you telling me here? I know she didn't pay the mortgage and I know she spends a lot on clothes. Thank you. The wife looks great. She always does.

[B]

She always does. In terms of recapping, any other thoughts? It was a repetitive reunion for like a kind of a slow season there. I actually don't really have that much else to share.

[A]

Okay. Okay, let's get into Queenie and Meanie. I need to know who yours is.

[B]

Okay. Queenie of the Week and Weenie of the Week, A segment we love to end our weeks with here on Fridays at the Toast. It's just a good way to take a look back at the week at a glance and just give out awards to people who deserve it.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, we love to now award people.

[B]

My Queenie of the Week, of course, goes to one Nicole Sanchez.

[A]

Oh, that's so good.

[B]

Obviously, she's a Queen of the Week. She works on from, like, a distressed, like, entertainment reporter. I don't even know what she was. To literally the chair of the Met Gala. She's standing at the bottom of the stairs with Anna Wintour while opening the carpet amidst all the criticism.

[A]

And you're peeing in a bottle. That's what you're doing.

[B]

She is a genius. She's an inspiration to women everywhere. Agreed. And she is a Queenie of the Week.

[A]

I completely.

[B]

It might be an uncomfortable truth for some.

[A]

Yeah, we could all learn something. Also, she was kind of Queenie of the Week in my household because, you know, she wrote Two Children Fly who Flew to Space. And randomly, we wound up picking. The boys picked it to read it, like, while we were having dinner one night. So we all took in a reading of the Fly who Flew to Space. Really enjoyed it.

[B]

Flynn, the it. I read it at your house, and I thought it was dumb. Oh, wow.

[A]

I. I thought we were uplifting. I thought. I think it's cute. Like, it has a cute message. It's about outer space, which they love. And I know she snuck in a little bit about, like, a learning disability in there.

[B]

Oh, did she?

[A]

Yeah, to like, make it, you know, have very inclusive impact and.

[B]

Right, right. The proceed of the sales go to charity. Like kids with dyslexia.

[A]

Yeah. Because Flynn, like, gets distracted while learning.

[B]

So relatable.

[A]

Yeah. And then, like, he goes to outer space, and it just gives him perspective, you know, sort of like what we were saying about how, like, go up there and you'll see we are one. I felt like that's. That's sort of like how Flynn felt like he started to appreciate, like, the small things.

[B]

Yeah, I love that.

[A]

So Queenie of the Week in my house as well. But no, actually, my Queenie of the Week, I knew I was gonna shock you is Spencer Pratt.

[B]

Oh, I'm so glad you brought this

[A]

up, because Spencer Clips is. He's running for mayor in la, so I Don't, like, see everything. I don't live in L. A. I'm obviously not voting. But there was the L. A mayoral debate this week, which he was just on fire.

[B]

I was cracking the fuck up. Seriously, like, so good.

[A]

So good. I've been seeing, like, a lot of his stuff now in his ads. I just watched a video before we sat down of him, like, on some bridge saying, the bridge is beautiful. Right? Too bad you can't see it because people are stealing the lights off of the bridge. And now the bridge is not.

[B]

Well.

[A]

And he said, karen Basura.

[B]

And oh, my God, I'm sorry. He is. Is so funny. Karen Basura.

[A]

When he says Karen Basura, I'm not. Okay.

[B]

He went on Good Guys, like, a couple of months ago, and Ben gets. I had picked up Ben from the studios when we were in Florida. I picked up him from the studio and he was cracking up and he. He was like. He called her, like, he was like, spencer calls the mayor the funniest thing. I'm like, oh, I knew what it was. I'm like, yeah, he does. He was like, karen garbage. I was like, no, that's not what it is. He, like, couldn't remember what the. The joke was, so he just told me it was Karen garbage.

[A]

Oh, my God. So funny. And not only is he so funny and just like, crushing it with his, like, social media stuff and videos, but, like, yeah, he makes fire points. He did so well into the debate. I think people, like, the consensus was that he won the debate.

[B]

Yeah, the consensus was that he won the debate. Like, people in LA are really in distress. Like, I don't know what it's like to live there, but I think it's really, really bad and hard. And so he's sort of like the hero that LA didn't know that they needed. And I think when he first launched his campaign, it did seem like a little bit like that, like a joke or like, you know, like a stunt. And it's just over time. He's just a really impassioned Palisade citizen. He lost his home in a fire. His family lost their home in a fire. And. No, it's been actually crazy to watch.

[A]

Yeah. And then I saw a clip of Heidi yesterday on the Squeeze.

[B]

What's the Squeeze?

[A]

The Taylor's Lot nerd podcast.

[B]

Oh, oh, oh, yeah.

[A]

And she was talking about more like the emotional side. Like, she's actually. It's giving first lady of Los Angeles, like, absolutely. She's talking about, like, what it felt like to lose their home and, like, have their sons. Like, it was, like, really sad and emotional. Like, she's, like, you know, giving heart to the campaign. I think the two of them are a winning team.

[B]

I mean, on a small scale, she has sort of been the first lady of Los Angeles for quite some time. I. I just think it's about to become formal.

[A]

I would love to see it.

[B]

He's really infringing on the incumbent, Karen

[A]

Basura, and then, like, the. The third person who he calls random city council member.

[B]

He's seriously cracking me up.

[A]

No, it's so good. It's. It's so good.

[B]

It is. It is. It's refreshing. Like, yeah, These people literally let the city burn down and they're running again. That's insane. No, only in politics, like, could you seriously burn your city to the ground and be leading in the mayoral race

[A]

and have the highest taxed city, like, the most money for community projects, like, the most. The biggest pool, and your city's burned

[B]

to the ground and you don't have a water reserve.

[A]

Right. And it was also, like, arson. You know, I mean, it's shit. Just. It was. What Heidi kept saying is, like, this wasn't a natural disaster. This was, like, completely preventable.

[B]

Absolutely.

[A]

So that. Yeah, no, they're taking a fight to the mayor.

[B]

Okay. So we didn't have the same Queenie, but, like, similar vibes, and I think

[A]

both needed to be said. There were two queenies this week.

[B]

Who's your weenie?

[A]

Oh, my weenie was Sarah Paulson, who acted, like, in a weenie like manner, you know, just, like, performative. The definition of performative.

[B]

Yeah. And then I saw people, like, saying, like, we didn't understand. Like, it's a thing on billionaires. And it's like, her best friend is Kim Kardashian. Like, what are you guys talking about? It's giving selective outrage. My weenie is also an attendant of the Met Galage. You come to nobody. My weenie is Heidi Klum. I just can't get over. I really. I've thought about it a lot since Monday. Like, it was so nutty. Like, it was insane. Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Sorry, Weenie.

[A]

Okay. I feel like those are good weenies. Like, you know what weenie's meant to be.

[B]

I really enjoyed chatting with you this morning and this week in general, and I will miss you dearly until Monday.

[A]

I enjoyed it, too. We should do it every day for the rest of our lives.

[B]

The place looks beautiful. I mean, well, it always does. Thank you so much for listening to the toast of Monday morning show where we deliver the Fast5 stories you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube. So if you're watching us on YouTube, please feel free to subscribe and give this video a thumbs up. We're also available as Podcast Anywhere. Podcasts to be found. So that's Spotify and Apple Podcasts and YouTube. Wherever you listen to podcasts, find us a toast. Leave a five star review about how beautiful, stunning and wickedly talented we are. Hope you guys have an amazing day and we will see you on Monday. Have a great weekend everyone.

[A]

Love ya. Bye.

[B]

Spring just slid into your DMs. Grab that boho, look for that rooftop dinner, those sandals that can keep up with you, and hang some string lights to give your patio a glow up. Spring's calling.

[A]

Ross, work your magic.