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Good morning, girlies.
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It's the toast. It's Jackson Claude, and we're your host.
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It's your favorite show, the best five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast.
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They sound amazing.
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Welcome back to the Toast and happy Friday. And if I look a little crazy or different, it's because Jackie accidentally gave me a lip plumping gloss before this. So I feel, like, embarrassed at how big my lips probably look. So I'm sorry. That's why I look just sort of getting ahead of the rumors. I haven't had any surgery. Jackie gave me a plumper. Jackie gave me a lip gloss, and I was like, is it a lip plumper? Because you love lip plumpers and big lips. I know.
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My usual plumper is the buxom one. It's not that I love a plumper. I just love the buxom gloss. So it plumps fine. Then this one. I didn't assume it was gonna be a plumper. Like, it's La Mer. I didn't think La Mer engaged in lip plumping activities in tacky behavior. I hate clean girl. There's so, like, less is more, and we'll charge you a grand.
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Okay, I. Less. No. I can't believe, like, I put this on. I. And I'm, like, always in your stuff when I'm here. I'm like, oh, I walk into your house, I'm like, hey, I need undies. Or, like. So I went into your makeup the other day to, like, just sort of, you know, touch up. And I couldn't use any of your lip products because you love buxom. And I don't know if buxom makes anything that's not plumping.
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I don't know if they make a gloss that's not plumping.
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I hate plumping. First of all, it doesn't work.
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I guess my lips are, like, perpetually cold, you know?
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And, like, yes, I'm feeling an icy sensation.
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I'm used to the tingle. But now when I think of how my lips feel right now, it's as if, like, there is icy hot on them.
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It's such a bad, like, thing. It doesn't work. And it just is uncomfortable. Some of them actually really hurt.
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I don't.
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This one's not so bad.
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I don't really know better any at this point.
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You don't know anything else. Do I look, like, really swollen? Like, do I look exactly the same?
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You look the same.
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That's what's so crazy about you are
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trying to endeavor for larger lips.
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I just got filler.
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Okay. I didn't want to call you out,
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so I just talked about it here.
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I didn't know. I can't keep. I can't.
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My upper lip was, like, curling up underneath, and I was not going to be like, the girl with the gums.
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You know, I love when my little sisters get their lips plumped.
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I know. And I tell you to call her. I don't know. I actually hadn't gotten lip filler in many years, because the last time I did it, I didn't love the way that it looked, but it also kind of changed the shape of my lips forever, so it kind of fixed the problem.
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Good way. Yeah.
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They never went back to my original form.
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No. Yeah.
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But then after being pregnant, everything, I do think I kind of reverted to my original form, and I said, that won't do. So I got lip filler. And this is, like, the first time I've gotten it, which is probably maybe the third time in total that I've gotten it where I didn't, like, immediately hate it. I got a little bit of a lip flip, so my lips stopped moving so much. And a little bit in the top lip, and I think it looks pretty amazing.
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I feel like I have no idea, like, what you look like or even myself. And I'll know in a year from now, like, how it looks after you,
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like, fully stop breastfeeding.
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When I look at old pictures of me, I'm like, oh, I was thinking, like, I can, like, read myself.
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Yeah.
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But when we're in it, I feel same for you because, like, we spend so much time together, I can't see you.
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Right, right, right.
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And then I look at old pictures of me, I'm like, claudia, you were anorexic.
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Yeah. That's how I feel about Ben.
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When I was with you, I didn't
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know that, even though I am sort of, like, coming to realize, like, this is maybe the best Ben has ever looked. And I can't tell you how unfortunate the timing is and how it's actually really not gonna work for me. Yes. Of course. On my journey as well. But we're so far. Ben's sort of at the end of his journey, and he decided to pick that up in my postpartum era, which I feel is grounds for divorce. I' a lawyer. It's insane.
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I also see myself, and people will be like, ben looks so good. And I'm like, he does. He does. It's just like, Ben.
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Yeah. Except then I'll see Pictures of, like, when Ruby was born. I'm like, who's that whale? You know?
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No, I totally agree. And I also feel the same for my husband.
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Yeah, I don't see.
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And also, I see every day I can't see them.
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It's people who I really love. Like, if I love you and I know you, you always look the same to me, even if it's such a drastic difference. It isn't until, like, a year later that I see pictures and I'm like, oh, they look so different. They had some sort of transformation, but it's a. For me, it's, like, a thing. If I love you, like, I don't even see that.
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So in a year, I'll be able to tell you how your lips look today.
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They look amazing. You don't need to tell me.
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I know, I know. But I didn't know you were a bobblehead. I didn't know that was happening.
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Yeah, Jackie kind of told me that before I got pregnant. She was kind of worried about me.
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No, I wasn't worried about you. But now when I look back at pictures from that summer, and it's so funny, because we thought we were, like, getting fat that summer. Meanwhile, we were so gorgeous, skinny and pretty, and I didn't even realize, like, you were, like, kind of rail thin. Thank you. Like, your head was too big for your body. Goals. I had no idea.
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Goals goes goals.
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But now with hindsight, it's as they say, hindsight is 20 20.
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What else is 2020 is my transition right now. Because we have so much to do today. Did you watch Real Housewives of Beverly Hills? I also caught, like, the first couple of minutes of. I didn't realize the series or season premiere of the new Ladies of London, like, Modern Version was premiering, so I did watch it. It was so bad.
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Okay, good.
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I was so upset.
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I don't have time to take that on. And I can't have people watching Ladies of London without.
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Without you. Okay, so they did something crazy. They cast a man.
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I. I saw that in the trailer,
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which is crazy, because all of these shows, whether Ladies of London is, like, a Housewives of London, there's never been a man cast. I think they floated the idea of, like, a gay man. The one in London is gay, but the show is called Ladies of London, which is just crazy. I guess they're going for, like, totally opposite of what they did last time. Because last time it, like, didn't work.
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No. Even though it did Magic in a bottle.
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Even though it did. So they're going, like, very. It's like the Real Housewives of Rhode Island. It's just, like, young, kind of, like, tacky looking. Maybe one or two of them is, like, a part of aristocracy. But I was really disappointed at just, like, the intros to everyone. A lot of them aren't even British. Like, it was not the vibe with
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Ladies of London because it was a lot of transplants or, like, people from really.
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I feel like one or two of them were American, but the rest.
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Marissa was American. Was American.
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Annabelle wasn't. Caroline Sambury was.
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Noel was American.
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Julie Sandwich was American.
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American. And Caprice is actually American originally.
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Oh. But she was basically Spanish. You said that.
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Juliet.
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Juliet, yeah.
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Honest. So they were all American.
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Half and half. Well, I just feel like I'm not interested.
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Yeah.
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We have so many shows about Americans, and I don't doubt that the experience of being an American in London is exciting. So give me one.
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Mm.
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But I'm here to watch, like, a show about aristocrats. This is not that you need people
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who, like, anchor the show, like Caroline Stanberry, who are, like, very.
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And I think they do have, like, one or two people. I did not watch long enough, but it wasn't. I was, like, disappointed because, you know, that's, like. It had potential.
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Damn.
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And I just thought it was really crazy to cast a man. What is a man doing here? Honestly? Like, we can't have one thing, you know? No, we can't have even Ladies of London, you know?
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Yeah. I guess we're trying something new. It does remind me, like, Desperate Housewives when.
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Oh, Bob and Lee.
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Yeah.
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Okay. But Bob and Lee were not holding apples. They weren't holding apples. They weren't in the posters. They were just like an addition to the neighborhood. Much like, you know, Paul Young. No, it's not desperate. Outside wasn't like that. But it's an interesting.
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Holding apples is the. Like, you can have a friend of.
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Right.
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They were friends of Bob and Lee.
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I don't know if the guy, like, is a friend of. But he was in, like, the whole thing, you know?
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Did he have confessionals?
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I didn't get there. He does.
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Because when I saw the trailer, I was like, oh, yeah, there's a man.
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And I will say he was the only one giving.
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Yeah.
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Like, I appreciate twice as hard. He was British, first of all. And he was like. Like a snobby aristocrat being like, she'll never make it in London. She's better off in Los Angeles. Like, that's what I'm looking For why they couldn't find women to do that. I'm not sure, because I know that that's, like, what women do.
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Got it.
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I feel like, though, they've been saying, like, it's been floated across a couple of Housewives franchises, especially ones in, like, rebuilding phase, like, about casting a gay man. And so I guess they finally did it. It's just crazy. They did on a show called Ladies of London.
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Yeah. But I guess it makes more sense, like, because Ladies of London isn't Housewives, where it's about. So you have a little bit more flexibility, but you don't.
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Because the title is Ladies of London.
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Yeah, I guess. I guess. Yeah. Housewives.
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But Real Housewives. Yeah.
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All of them are gender.
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It's a very much. It's like a binary show.
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Well, I'll say if they want to do it, like, it has to be done really well.
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Really well.
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And, you know, where we feel like, oh, how do we ever live without this person?
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Correct. Kind of how, like, you know, the house husbands in certain franchises like Jersey, like, really add a lot. It can be done. But this is different.
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Well, if the show's not good, then the show's not good.
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I know. So I don't think I'll be keeping up unless, like, you know, it becomes. Everyone's like, you gotta watch it. Maybe they have a slow start.
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Yeah.
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But I was. I wasn't even expecting much, like, Cynthia Erivo. I didn't know that was happening. I just finished Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and it was on.
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First episode of a new season of a new show. Is really hard to be like, oh, this is the best thing ever.
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Gangbusters.
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You need, like, storyline.
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Yeah.
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And we need to give it time. We need growth.
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They've released two episodes. Oh, two episodes. I thought I watched the premiere last night. Maybe. Maybe the premiere was on. It was. Yeah. They watched. They played both episodes. We have Queenie and Weenie. We have stories. We have two fabulous gals that we shouldn't overlook. That part, you know, about the fabulousness of the hosts of the show. Wait, major drama.
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What?
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The Kyle and Jackie O Show.
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What?
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They. They ended. There was, like, drama. I ended up on Kyle and Jackie O Talk.
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For years.
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There has been, I think, an Australian.
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Australian radio show. Big, like, Elvis str.
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Huge Ryan sequence. Like, huge. Huge.
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Huge of the South.
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We're always getting tagged in stuff randomly when they have drama or whatever. It's huge in Australia because it's the Kyle and Jackie O show and they're,
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like, splitting up they're splitting up.
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There's drama. I think Kyle's.
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It's ending contentiously based on the TikToks that I saw.
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You never know if it's actually contentious
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or people too have been doing it for so long. Since I've been in this, since I've had an Instagram.
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Since you've been in this business.
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I'm always accidentally getting tagged and stuff. For the Jackie O of Australia. Yes. Yeah. I feel like they're consummate professionals. I can't imagine that they're ending badly.
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Jackie O is leaving.
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Okay, fine.
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And her statement says, I didn't quit. In another twist on the Kyle and Jackie O saga, I'm telling you, it's like big drama. Jackie O. Henderson has just issued a statement to address what she says is the mis. Misinformation surrounding her departure from the Kyle and Jackie O show. In a statement released this afternoon, Jackie said she is heartbroken by the way the exit has played out over the past few days. There has been a lot of speculation and misinformation about my departure from the show. I want to make one thing very important. I'm sorry. I want to make one important point very clear. I did not quit nor resign. I'm deeply saddened by the events of the past week and the possibility of the show ending. This has come as a shock to me, as it has to everyone else. The current media narrative does not reflect what actually occurred and it has been truly heartbreaking to see how this has trans unfolded. At this stage, I'm unable to say anything further as I'm addressing the situation through appropriate legal channels. Thank you to everyone who has sent kind messages of support during what has been an incredibly challenging time.
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Well, I think there's only one place she can take her story.
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Toast News Network.
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Toast News Network.
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Her comments are at odds with the notion that she elected to terminate her multi million dollar contract with the network, contradicting the stock exchange release earlier this week that said Jacqueline Henderson has given notice.
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And why is she Jackie O? Like, even though her name is Henderson,
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maybe she got married over the course of the show. Like she was Jackie O.
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Maybe. Or maybe her name is Jackie and she called herself Jackie O. I don't think so.
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But she spells her name just like you, Jacqueline.
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Oh, pretty.
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So her company gave a statement saying that she gave notice to. Not says she cannot, quote, cannot continue to work with Mr. Kyle Sandalands. According. Accordingly, ARN then terminated the services agreement with Henderson, where she represents herself in the Kyle and Jackie O show. She will cease to present the Kyle and Jackie O Show.
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So good luck, Kyle. Like, you're nothing without Jackie O.
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Nothing.
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Yeah. Wow, Drama.
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Yeah.
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I can't believe I didn't see it.
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I know.
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I wonder if I'm, like, I get tagged in a lot of stuff.
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People are gonna start, like, leaving hate comments, like, thinking you're leaving the show.
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Bring them out, Bring them out.
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Engagement is engagement.
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Yeah, totally.
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What did we do yesterday?
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Oh, I slaved over a brisket last night because I am excited.
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I forgot my brisket.
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Yeah, I made the Jake Cohen. I keep calling him Jake Shane brisket, which is like an.
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Oh, it works.
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Which is an overnight brisket. Like, you make it, you bake it, you let it cool, and then you keep it in the fridge overnight and then, like, reheat it the next day, which actually works for my workflow because I'm hosting a very part delicious weekend for the Webman family. Dana and her husband and her boys are coming to stay with us. I'm so, so excited to see my girl making her a Parti Shabbat.
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I didn't realize when I woke up this morning I'd be having, like, a brisket that was made last night with enormous love. I'm excited about that.
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Yeah. And I've also, like, carved out a few hours today so I can, like, make the rest of the meal. And, like, I think I'm gonna be making a lot of things.
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I can help. No, I can help.
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I think I'm also vlogging.
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I can help with that. You can help with that?
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Yeah.
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I left my microphones at home. I. I'll pick them up.
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The DJs. Yeah, I have.
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Okay. We also played mahjong yesterday where kind of the tiles were in my favor. You know, that's a good feeling. You know, when you walk out of a game just, like, having slayed. There's nothing worse than leaving a game. Just, like, not playing your best.
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Yeah.
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Or where the tiles just weren't with you.
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Yeah. I always have faith in the tiles.
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That's beautiful.
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That, like, what I need will come, but it's also good to, like, need a cup. Like, have a couple ways of getting there, being open. Can't just, like, only be waiting for one tile. It might not come.
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Well, that actually reminds me of something I was talking about with Ben last night. And because I was just, like, catching up on my day about Mahjong, and I kind of realized that mahjong is my. I don't know if other people relate to this. Like my long awaited rebuttal to golf. That's what everyone's saying, like, hours and hours.
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That's like. That's what.
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I love that, like, I came to the conclusion on my own. But it's nice that other people had the same thought.
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Yeah. When like, men want to, like, say you spend hours playing mahjong, it's like, well, I'm not playing seven hours of
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it, and I have 10 years to catch up on, like, you kidding me? And Ben hasn't said anything.
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Yeah. No.
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And he was like. And I brought it up.
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Can't say anything.
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No. And I brought it up. And he was like. He was like, answering me, like, as if I should be saying the same things about golf. So he's like, no, it's so great. I'm so glad you're having fun.
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Oh, he's trying to model the behavior he can see from you. Yeah, that's probably what you said 10 years ago when he.
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Probably not. No.
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But it's still.
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It's not the same.
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No, it's an entire day.
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It's an entire day with, like, lunch breaks, and you can play 18 rounds. Like, if you want to play one game of mahjong, you can play it in like, 10, 20 minutes.
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He has no grounds.
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None. None.
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He didn't.
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He didn't. But he was just, like, being kind
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of like, let's see if he keeps that energy up.
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Patronizing about it.
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No, he's just trying to show you how you could act, but it's not the same.
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Coulda, woulda, shoulda.
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Yeah.
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You know. How are the stories today?
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They're good. We have, like, a lot of, I would say, ways in which to wrap up the week in these stories. I like that. Some updates, some conversations we've been having. So I think it'll be good.
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Should we.
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I think we can dive right into the fast five stories that you to do need to know, and the Fast
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No, I'm not gonna get a large oak tree devastating Florida, but an orange citrus.
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You're welcome.
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Our first story update from Yesterday. Britney Spears's 911 dispatch describes the star swerving in and out of lanes before her DUI arrest. So we have more information.
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Still no mug shot, though, right?
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No, still no mug shot. But we have information on what she was doing that raised the alarm bell. She was swerving and speeding before her DUI arrest on March 4th. The dispatch audio reveals, quote, black BMW sedan in and out of lanes, speeding. Can we send all units down towards this area, please? Says the officer in the audio, as units were heard following the vehicle and detailing the exact location. This is a 2026 black BMW convertible. The officer said. They said they're talking with the driver. Driver's out of vehicle. And then they had to request a dre, which is an officer who was qualified to identify an impaired driver. I wonder what that means.
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And she also had to then be taken to the hospital to have her blood drawn for, like, a full blood alcohol test.
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Wow.
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Yeah. It must have been really bad.
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Yeah.
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Thank God she didn't hurt anyone.
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And then the car was towed. And then paparazzi has a picture of the car in the. Can I say in the tow yard.
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Oh, in the tow yard. That's funny. Okay. Like, I don't even know what to say here, right? Because, like, I could shame her. I just feel like she's not in that place. I don't know what's right for Britney, you know? I know what's wrong for Brittany. I guess the conservatorship was wrong. That particular one. I don't know how to help her. I. Like, I don't know. And then a statement was released by her team, just being like, you know, we're gonna get Brittany the help that she needs. And her boys are gonna come see her. And it's like, I don't think her boy should come.
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Her.
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Like, I. I really, like, I don't know what's going on. I don't know what's right, what's wrong. But, like, Godspeed to all.
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And, like, who's in charge of making decisions for her now and, like. Or who's there with her, like, helping her through this?
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I have no idea.
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Like, she doesn't have her man anymore. Right, Sam?
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Right. Whichever one was.
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She's estranged from her family. So, like, who's her right hand? I know.
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And it's like, her family. Let's talk about her family. They're bad, right? Like, her dad, they were all, like, taking money from her.
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Okay. Her sister.
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Right. Jamie Lynn became, like, very much the villain of the Britney Spears story. Especially when, like, the book was released. And then Jamie released her own book and went on call her daddy. And, like, people were so mad.
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Well, this would be a good time
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for, like, someone reconciliation. Yeah. This is. I don't think Britney's open.
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Yeah, but, like, at a time like
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this, like, you just need family. Even though, like, her family's a problem. Right. I don't know. I'm not, like, a free Britney expert. All I know is, like, this is just whatever. Whatever's going on right now is not working.
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Yeah. Yeah. I hope she has someone that, like, can help her navigate through this.
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Yeah.
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Who's even, like, by her side right now?
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I have no idea. Well, and then I think when. Like, when. When you're in Hollywood and you have a lot of money and then everyone around you who, like, knew you from before is gone or, you know, you've written them off. Like, you do become so susceptible to, like, those Hollywood grifters. So I don't know.
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Yeah, we'll see. Hopefully she gets help that she needs.
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Yeah.
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Our next story's a little casting news. Book to movie adaptation. Daisy Edgar Jones is starring in Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow movie adaptation at Paramount. So you didn't read this book, did you?
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I didn't. You told me I wouldn't like it.
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I don't think you would like it. I didn't love it, but the world did.
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It was a good. It was pushed on Goodreads.
B
4 million copies sold. It's about. And I actually just referenced it because I thought that the book we read for redheads had elements of this because it's about the early Internet days. So there are, like, these college friends who become creative partners in a video game business and it takes place over the course of the early days of the Internet. So you really, like, see everything happening.
A
One thing about Daisy Edgar Jones is, like, she's gonna be in the adaptation.
B
Yeah, she is.
A
She's done the Marsh Girl. She's done this TV show, Normal People. And what's so funny is she didn't do Daisy Jones, even though it's literally her name. Like, that was confusing.
B
That was confusing.
A
And she. By the way, she would have been great as, like, a bunch of different people in that show. She's so, like, bohemian. Bohemian.
B
Is it just, like, a coincidence that everything used to be a book first? Or, like, is she the book to movie girl? She really jumps off the page. Everything did used to be a big reader. And it's like, I want this.
A
I think everything. Like, the chances that you get cast in something that were based on a book now are much higher. Like, I think maybe it's like, 50. 50. But there is something. I think they. They like her. You know, they tap her.
B
Maybe she's really well read. And she won, like, picks these books because Crawdads, Normal People and Tomorrow were, like, top five books of their year.
A
Yeah.
B
Especially Crawdads was, like, number one of the decade. And maybe she's a big reader, and it's like, I want to be involved in this because I loved this book.
A
Every time we talk about it, like, it's never her involvement. She's just cast. Like, no.
B
But maybe she tells her agents, like, oh, they're asking for this. I want it because I know it, because I read it. Yeah. Maybe I don't.
A
I'm feeling like it's a coincidence. But she is the book girl. Like, has she done anything that wasn't a book?
B
We wouldn't know.
A
Correct. She's fantastic.
B
This is like getting the All Star treatment.
A
Oh, yeah. She did Oklahoma.
B
The director is Twisters. Thank you. The director is the director from Coda. Like, this is gonna be everywhere. So get. Get ready for tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow. Like, to be hearing it again and again and again.
A
Don't you feel like book adaptations have become kind of, like, commercial? You know, like, if a book gets adapted into a movie, it's, like, not Oscar fodder. This does sound like Oscar fodder.
B
But now, because Crawdads wasn't Oscars, crude
A
as I feel like, was the most elevated of the book adaptations. Like, it ends with us. I just saw a commercial for reminders of him.
B
Oh, did you say no? I've been seeing, like, it looks like A Lifetime movie.
A
Like, it's insane.
B
Like, synergized commercials, you know, Like, I saw, like, Madison and. Oh, from Bravo.
A
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
B
Talking or. No, Molly. Sorry, is Molly. Like. Okay.
A
No, you have to see the real commercial.
B
It looks.
A
Turn. It looks like seriously a Lifetime movie. And like, like, when I think of the house made, even, like, very blockbuster, very commercial. Not elevated.
B
Yeah, but I feel like it used
A
to be, like, a highbrow thing to adapt a book into a movie, and now it's, like, very, like. I don't want to say tacky, but, like, just, like, accessible.
B
Yeah. There's a new movie coming out that I know is based on, like, a very popular book. I think it's called Project Hail Mary.
A
Oh, my God, you're kidding. I saw a commercial for it last night.
B
Yeah. And it's. It looks to be, like, an interstellar type.
A
Okay, wait, I have to talk about it.
B
And it's based on a very popular book.
A
So I saw the commercial, and it was Ryan Gosling and the movie. The song in the commercial is this sort of stripped back version, Champagne supernova in the sky. And I was like, wait, this is gonna be the best movie of my life. And then he's, like, fighting an alien in space. It looks turned.
B
I know. I'm sure it's good because the book apparently was amazing.
A
He was on Jimmy Fallon last night promoting the movie Project Hail Mary. And it was Eva Mendes birthday, and he, like, brought her out and it was like, she doesn't know I'm doing this. Even though, like, I can't imagine you would ambush your wife who came to support you. She, like, her hair was, like, not brushed. So I was kind of getting the vibe that, like, she really did it now, in which case, like, divorce, and they like saying her happy birthday. And it's crazy because, like, I don't know if they've ever been spotted out.
B
Yeah. Haven't even confirmed they're together. They have, like, just the kids.
A
Like, they're so low key. They're so low key.
B
Good for them.
A
And it's her 52nd birthday, and it just made me realize, like, Ryan Gosling, who we all like, he is America's sweetheart. He's the hot. He's like a Brad Pitt of his, like, younger generation. And he's just, like, with a woman who's 52. Like. Like, I love that about him, but he doesn't get enough credit for that. For not being, like, a loser who dates 18 year olds.
B
No, for being a good guy.
A
Yeah. And, like, Staying with one woman. I mean, sorry, two women. Because he was also with Rachel McAdams. But he's kind of like a serial monogamist. And you never get that from, like, America's heartthrob.
B
Yeah, I guess.
A
Actually, Brad Pitt was, like, a serial monogamist. He was, like, always just, like, bouncing from relations.
B
Just like the. Oh, and Gwyneth.
A
Gwyneth.
B
Yeah.
A
Apparently Gwyneth voices the children's book for Tony's of Brown Bear. Brown Bear. I gotta get my hands on that.
B
You do?
A
Yeah.
B
Are you about to enter your Tony's era?
A
I have one at my house. And, like, in the city that you gave me, everything I own is just choo, choop, hand me down. And it, like, didn't take off. But, like, he might have been too young.
B
He's definitely too young. I remember Charlie didn't get into Tony's until he was, like, 1. Until he was like, DJ Tony and,
A
like, justice for your third son, Max, who has no hand me downs because your second and a half son, Ruby, like, took everything.
B
Grooving, clothes, toys.
A
Every time I leave Jackie's house, I'm, like, filling up my purse with toys. I literally saw a toy my house today. I was like, where the did this come from? Like, it must come from Jackie's diaper. Like, literally everything. Your garage is cleared out. Like, looks like Max is getting new everything.
B
I love that for maxi.
A
And I know hand me downs are, like, looked like, frowned upon. I guess when you're a kid, you're like, I want my something new, but there's nothing cuter than a hand me down. Yeah, it's like, we need to reimagine hand me down.
B
And, like, the older kids love it too, because I'm like, when you were a baby, you always wore this, or you. This was your favorite toy. And everyone just gets so excited by their own lore.
A
So Ruble was wearing a Chuchu wine romper Hand me down yesterday. That does have, like, a stain. Like a. It's clean, but there's like.
B
Yeah, per stain.
A
Yeah, per stain of, like, it's in the area where, like, it's some fluids, you know? But I'm, like, so excited about it that I was showing chuchi and hoochie. I was like, this is chuchu wein red pee. They're like, you're kidding. Like, no, it's choo choo. I think it's pee or poop. I think it's p. It's like, a little yellow. Like, that's exciting to me.
B
You know, it's storytelling, exciting for them. Their own history.
A
Correct.
B
It's beautiful. Well, Daisy Edgar Jones, like, I'm not excited for this movie, but I know the world is. And you know what? Like, I'm, I'm, I'm glad. It's something that I'm familiar with as we go into talking about it a lot. Something that I've read as opposed to like a book I didn't read.
A
Yeah, like project.
B
Tell me. Like, I feel like I really. They can't get into it.
A
Right.
B
But I think I want to see the movie especially because it looks turn. You can only do one or the other.
A
He's like a middle school teacher who, like, is the only person who possesses, who possesses the scientific technology to like, go to space and like chill with this alien. It looks turn.
B
I know. I'm sure that it's good though. It's like Interstellar was a book.
A
Okay.
B
I still have to watch that for Timothy and Kylie.
A
Yeah.
B
Our next story, Daryl Hannah breaks her decades long silence on jfc. She's alive in scathing essay on Love Story, calling it appalling.
A
Wait, it's what you were saying earlier in the week. Like, it's not that long ago, so like, of course, but everyone else in the show is dead. I just assumed like, she was no longer with us and the fact that she is like, actually makes me feel bad.
B
So here's what she has to say. She wrote a new essay in the New York Times. Love she loves 65. She obviously had a long term relationship with JFK Jr. Before he ultimately married Carolyn Bessette. And she's slamming the limited series for her portrayal.
A
Ryan Murphy's just getting it from everyone.
B
Yeah. She said she's never spoken publicly about her romance with JFK either. She wrote, quote, the character, quote, daryl Hannah portrayed in the series is not even a remotely accurate representation of my life, my conduct, or my relationship with John. The actions and behaviors attributed to me are untrue. I have long believed that engaging with distortion often amplifies it. But a recent tragedy exploiting television series about JFK Jr. And Carolyn Bessette features a character using my name and presents herself as me. The choice to present her as irritating, self absorbed, whiny and inappropriate was no accident.
A
I didn't think that. I don't think that those adjectives are correct. It was a bad portrayal of her, but I don't think she's.
B
She comes off like ditzy, like, like desperate too. Yeah. She said she went on to refute multiple Moments depicted in the show, including a scene showing a cocaine fueled party with her friends in which the drug has been placed on a priceless Kennedy family. Yes, she said, quote, I have never used cocaine in my life or hosted cocaine fuel parties. I have never pressured anyone into marriage. I have never desecrated any family heirloom tomb or intruded upon anyone's private memorial. She continued with the point by point rebuttal of several other buzzy scenes in the series. She quote, I never planted any story in the press. I never compared Jacqueline Onassis's death to a dog's. It's appalling to me that I even have to defend myself against a television show. These are not creative embellishments of personality. They're assertation assertions about conduct and they are false.
A
Damn. You know what? Now that she's laid it out like I knew it was a bad representation only because she came off looking like a loser. But I forgot about like the crashing the memorial and like the usual the Kennedy plate.
B
We don't know what was said but we know things happen. So let's create a story around it. But like if these big tentpole moments didn't even happen, what are we watching?
A
Yeah, yeah.
B
You know, and it also makes me feel for the people who aren't here to defend themselves.
A
Yeah, yeah. Everyone who's still alive and connected to the show or represented in the show like has an issue with it.
B
It.
A
Now I think you have to take everyone's issues with a grain of salt because like she said, it's like a tragedy exploiting TV show. It's not, it's, you know, teaching the world about this story. Like it's, I, I, I think that everyone who was a part of it is going to hate it just to start. So you have to take everything they say with like a little bit of grain of salt. That's what I say with like Jack Schostberg. However, I, I hear what she's saying and it's like if every single thing she, she is saying and I believe her, that every moment that she's in this show is not true, didn't happen. Not only that, it was the opposite of what happened. Like you do have to consider.
B
Yeah. And no. And then I just feel like I'm wasting my time watching something a historical and watching lies. Yeah, I think that's not what I signed up for. I wanted to see like what happened with JFK and Carolyn.
A
I think there's like nothing out there about them.
B
Do you something else I know there
A
have been biographies written about her and those are, like, considered like the most, you know, the authentic texts. But even those, like, are from outsiders after her death. Like, she. They were so, so private. And it's very rare that people like at that level are so private and things about them aren't widely known. Like, the only thing we all really know is that fight outside. And it's because it happened outside. Like, yeah, there's no texts, there's no nothing like the royal family. Like, because we keep comparing it to the crown. Like, there's so much and there are so many people involved.
B
And like, even like OJ Is a good example of a different Ryan Murphy. Where of course he likes, like, ad libbed, but not enough to offend Kim. Like. No.
A
And to, to change the truth, the sequence of events.
B
Yeah, but like, even if Kim didn't, like, think everything that happened with, like, Robert in the trial was really what happened in the show, like, she obviously wasn't offended by. She works with Ryan Murphy. He, like, did a good job of, like, telling the story. Yeah, I just feel like we're watching like a, a ton of hooey now.
A
Yeah. It's just giving, like, here's what I think happened.
B
And because there's not a lot of. Of source material, like, maybe this wasn't the right story to focus on because you can't just like, make shit. It's a good show.
A
That's the thing. Like, we're making shit up. I think that's like, what's become abundantly clear. Like, he made up a lot of it, but people are enjoying it and it's like a good show. So, like, where do we go from here?
B
Well, I feel like he should have taken the Emily Giffen route and like, made a fictional show based on this story. Not used people's real names and attributed actions to them that did not happen.
A
Kind of like hacks facts.
B
Exactly.
A
Yeah, that's a good call. Only because there's not like, there's even all the research in the world.
B
Can't use someone's name and show that they did all these things and it's not true. It's not even like a version of the truth.
A
And I haven't heard anyone from either Carolyn's family or the Kennedy side, like, anyone coming out and being like, this is it, guys? Or. Yeah, like, this is the best. Yeah, no, I do think it's hooey. Like, they're making.
B
It's not even meant to be a hit piece piece.
A
That's no it's meant to be a
B
love story, and it's not. So I don't know. They're losing me a little bit.
A
Well, I'm still enjoying the show, but, yeah, you have to then know. And I think their little disclaimer at the beginning of each episode's like, ain't gonna cut it.
B
Yeah. Now I understand why Emily Giffen did it the way that she didn't. And she kind of ate with that
A
because there's, like, nothing. The Kennedys like a pretty well protected.
B
How are they using her name? Daryl Hannah. And she didn't do those things.
A
Yeah. I don't know. Justice for Darrell Hannah.
B
Yeah.
A
Looking really bad.
B
Yeah, she did. I'm glad that she shared.
A
Me too.
B
Her side.
A
The dog thing. I forgot about that. And then he got another dog.
B
Yeah.
A
With Carolyn.
B
Oh, I'm not there yet.
A
Oh, sorry. They got the dog.
B
I don't care about the spoilers for the show. And also, it's like, it happened, so I don't care about spoilers. And also, it didn't happen.
A
Right. So, like, we're right.
B
What lies did spoilers pedal? Now our next story. Travis Kelsey is allegedly coming back to the Kansas City Chiefs next season, per an insider. So insiders are saying that Travis Kelsey is not done yet and that he is coming back. ESPN Chiefs reporter Nate Taylor said on the Fan on Wednesday. He said, every indication I've gotten is that Travis Kelsey is looking forward to coming back when we'll know that for sure. That's really his prerogative.
A
Yikes. Like, I don't know what the right answer is here, because obviously he should have retired the season before last. And now that he hasn't, like, we have to find a way to go out that isn't totally humiliating. So. So this last season can't be the end, right?
B
No, I.
A
But what if it's worse?
B
But what can he do differently? It's not like he didn't. Like last summer. He trained so hard. He trained so hard. They moved here for, like, trainers, and he did everything that you're supposed to do.
A
Yeah.
B
And he still had the season that he had his worst yet. And so how can he troubleshoot even
A
further while also now being one year older?
B
Right.
A
But also how can you go out like you did? It's, like, so weedy.
B
But I'm also scared for him to retire. You know, people sort of lose their minds when they retire. I think, like, the workload balance in their relationship works for them both being, like, in these major careers. And he he'll have stuff after, but he's gonna, you know, turn to acting. I don't know how that's hosting be for his. You know, he's gonna be on tv and, like, I don't know. I think that, like, him playing football is good for his relationship.
A
Yeah.
B
And, like, once he quits, he's going to be home more often. You know, he's no longer early workouts. He's gonna be sleeping in. That's not, like, the man she fell in love with.
A
No.
B
So I think it's, like, good for them if he keeps playing.
A
And so they say that they're getting married. Like that rumor June 13, right?
B
Yeah.
A
Wouldn't that be, like, peak training season, Peak the off season.
B
He can have a wedding. You know what? I saw what I like, I want. Are you sitting down? Like, this is news that's gonna be hard to hear.
A
What?
B
Paul American did not get picked up for season two.
A
You think I don't know that? That's my weenie of the week. Thanks for spoiling.
B
Oh, I'm sorry. Whoever.
A
Whatever idiot decision that was, I saw
B
it between snoozes this morning.
A
Yes, I do.
B
Logan shared on Impulsive that they spent $4 million on the wedding, and he sort of justified it by it gonna be the season finale for season two of their reality show. Like a big culmination moment. And jokes on him because they didn't get picked up for season two.
A
Yeah, we'll talk about it because that was my reading of the week. Okay.
B
It can still be your weenie.
A
Like, devastating. And while I really only liked 50% of Paul American because I hate Logan and I love Jake, and maybe we could get like, a Jake Utah spinoff series. It doesn't bode well.
B
No, I, like, I know that you love Jake, but I still like Logan and Nina and now they're parents, and, like, I love a hundred percent.
A
Although seeing my healer on Paul American was really crazy.
B
Yeah.
A
And I look back so fondly on the show because, like, me and Ben watched it, like, right before I gave birth, and it was like this great thing. We just loved it so much. Like, she was pregnant. I can't believe. This might be kind of nice. Things, like, Are you kidding me? Which crap is on Max.
B
No. It's so crazy.
A
Oh, my God. Crap.
B
I'm so mad.
A
And, you know, they, like, produce it themselves. They pay, like, just put it on.
B
Just put it on. Or they could put it on their YouTube or something, but I don't know.
A
It just doesn't A reality show on YouTube is sad.
B
Like, no, like, and I don't know, it just doesn't. The watching experience just like, isn't the same.
A
Of course.
B
Even though I could put on my YouTube app on my TV.
A
No, not the same.
B
Not the same. It's. I'm really mad. Our fifth and final story, though, an update from yesterday. Morgan Evans.
A
Wait, it's not that Amanda and Wes are allegedly dating.
B
Oh, no, that wasn't in the rumors.
A
It's rumored it's Dumois. I just want to say what I've heard is that that's not true. She's hooking up with one of his friends.
B
They've been out together weeks ago. That they identified the friend of west that she seems to be dating. And then I saw yesterday, like that her and west.
A
There's no way, first of all.
B
But I didn't pick it because it's like not a story, it's just rumors.
A
Given the Sierra of it all. Like, there's no way Amanda would do that. Like this, this group of girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girl. Like, that would be fucking crazy.
B
Think of that.
A
That it would also then be crazy just because, like, that's Kyle's friend and whatever. It would just be like a little too close for comfort.
B
Literally be Sandoval and Raquel.
A
Because of Sierra, though.
B
Oh, I'm thinking because of Kyle.
A
Kyle and Wes aren't even that friendly. Like, they are like, they're roommates for two years. Like Sierra, that's her best friend.
B
That's even crazy. I didn't even think about that. But on both sides.
A
I just feel like Kyle could get over it. Like, and Kyle's sort of like, we
B
don't care, you know, Like Kyle to Wendy. Best is Ariana to Raquel.
A
No, Sierra to Amanda is Raquel.
B
Marriage there. That's why it's like this. Okay. No, but by the way, the same. The fact that we're even arguing about which is the bigger betrayal is to say that both of them are huge betrayals.
A
There's literally no way. And I just want to say I'm going to give Amanda a little bit more credit because based on everything I've seen from her, like post divorce, she's actually quite like, mature.
B
And I'm going to give her more credit too. And you think for the last two seasons bubbling under the surface was Amanda and Wes.
A
If anything, she's like kind of into
B
Jesse and Jesse's into her.
A
Yeah. No, and I don't think she would be like, dumb enough to Go for like, you know, same toilet, different shit. Like, Wes is just 10 years younger than Kyle.
B
I'm going to give her credit. I'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt and say that that's not true. It's preposterous.
A
Yeah. And also, I don't think she would hook up with someone in the house, like, for a million reasons.
B
But, like, maybe that guy Ben. Even though it seems like Australian Ben has a girlfriend right now. Whatever. If he didn't, like, I could see them getting together. He's like an outsider and they friends before the show. They met at a wedding or whatever. So like, that would have been fine to me. And he seems like, serious and kind of quiet. Like, not like Kyle.
A
Totally different. There's no way.
B
There's no way. And especially I. When I saw it, I was like, oh, that would be crazy. There's no way. And that would be a betrayal to Kyle. But after talking it through and about to see her, like, she would have lost a friend, like, so that she could be in love with Wes. I don't think so.
A
No, she's not done. Like, she's an emotionally intelligent person. Like hooking up with Wes a couple of times because he's not her end game. It's not enough to bury burn a bridge with her best friend in the whole world.
B
Right. Okay. Anyway, so fake news to bond.
A
Sorry. Yeah, had to. Had to be discussed.
B
Morgan Evans is clapping back at Chase Stokes. He posted an Instagram of him and his muscles carrying a refrigerator with the caption feeling pretty masculine. No, I think this is album out in two weeks.
A
It was a slideshow of him, like, carrying a refrigerator over his head with his guns out, like in a tank top. Then like chopping wood, doing things. His car mode stereotypical, like toxically masculine. I just want to say, you know, some of the blinds say that Chase and Kelsey are back together, which would make the story even crazier. Yeah, it would make it a lot worse.
B
Yeah. He's not just like, trying to get her back by doing, but he has
A
her back and he like. Or is this sanctioned by her? Like, I don't know. I really hope that that's like, I
B
think maybe by the time when the blind. I think they're on and off every day. And this is also like, speaking to some sort of erratic relationship because I
A
feel like normally she, like, would address it like in her story, but she said she's done. Yeah, yeah. And she should be.
B
So I. Every other day they break up and get back Together. So I think when that blind was posted, they were back together. I think they might be broken up, like this minute, but check back this afternoon.
A
Right.
B
And so he's doing all of this, like, because he doesn't know where he stands and he wants to stand somewhere, but if he would just stop cheating, I think things would become a little more clear for him.
A
Yeah. Okay. Well, Morgan Evans. Yeah.
B
Yeah. This is a w. I feel like
A
he needs a little bit. I honestly, I'm happy Chase did it because. Because Morgan, I feel like, has been totally.
B
And now we're talking about this conversation.
A
No, we're talking about Morgan's album. Like, that's what all this is for. And it's like, I feel like he got totally. No, but like, and by the way, if you ever want to hear the best song ever on his debut album, which I do think will go down for me at least, is one of my favorite debut albums from any country artist. It's amazing. Our favorite song, we dream to exist. We them. He also has a song on there with Kelsey. I think it's called I hope you dance with me. And like, they have, like blended harmonies. It's so beautiful. And then there's a song called the American, which is about Kelsey. It's because he's from New Zealand. Yeah, Australia. He's like, actually a really, really good
B
musician, so comes out in two weeks.
A
I hope he gets, like, a little bit of traction from this because I do feel like the country music world like, literally chewed him up and ate him out, spit him out. And he, like, moved to New Zealand and, like, it was just not good for him. So, like, I'm happy that at least. Honestly, I'm grateful to Jake Silks for, like, giving Morgan Evans, like, a tiny platform.
B
Yeah, I feel bad for him. We wouldn't have heard about the interview with Bobby Bones. So maybe that's what Chase was doing.
A
Lifting up others.
B
Lifting up his ex's ex.
A
Let's dive into Queenie and Weenie. Our final segment of the week where Jackie and I just sort of like to take a look, you know, take
B
a look at the week, sit back
A
at a glance, look at the week and deliver two awards. Queenie of the week and Weenie of the week. It actually derives from a childhood game where in a very mean spirited way, we used to all vote on who was the weenie of the week at the dinner table. And it was somehow always me or Margo because, like, Olivia and Jackie teamed up for it to, like, never be them. So they would Just, like, kind of count on Margot and I to turn on each other at one point. And it worked every single time flawlessly. And I've taken my power back, and we're doing queenie and we of the week, so it's not a big deal. You know, if you're weany of the week, it's okay.
B
Beverly Hills recap.
A
Oh. So what should we do first?
B
Well, now that you've done this whole introduction. Okay. Queenie of the week. My queenie this week is ballerina farm, who just had her nine, ninth baby, a baby girl. Her and her husband, like, posted a video from the childbirth bed. She gave birth two days ago, and they posted this video yesterday with baby on the teacher saying, like, mom and baby are doing well. She had her baby, and I just think she's such a queenie. I know haters gonna hate, hate, hate, but I just love her. She makes it look so easy, and I know, like, from personal experience that it's not. But it's so aspirational to see someone who's just, like, having them babies crushing her career are looking so happy and in love in her marriage and doing exactly what she wants to be doing in her life because she can't be a ballerina forever.
A
That's beautiful. My queenie is sort of like a similar elk. It's Lisa Rinna. I feel like I spent a lot of time, like, being very hard on Lisa Rinna, and I just find myself, like, being really drawn to her recently. Like, I think she's really funny. I think she's a great reality star. I'm actually really wanting to read her book, and I feel like there was maybe a time where, like, I would have given her weenie of the week, like, several weeks in a row, but I feel like she took a beat, she humbled herself a little bit. She's returned to the Bravo universe, and she's kind of slaying. Like, I love her friendship with Maura. I just, like. I don't know. I can't believe I'm saying this, but, like, I'm loving Lisa.
B
Okay.
A
And you know what? Normalize changing your opinions based on new information and a couple of other contenders. Like, I wanted to give Kylie my queenie of the week because, like, the way she slayed the house down, like, I feel like she's always.
B
She's like, queenie, I know every week, and, like, she's. She is queen of me. So we're just trying to, like, give it to people who don't have.
A
I know who don't normally. And you know what it is like not to, like, pit sister against sister, but I feel like Kim's always talking about how, like, she's so desperate to prove everyone wrong and just, like, excel at everything she does, whether it's going to law school or whether it's being an actor. And I just feel like Kylie, like, didn't even try. Like, she just, like, showed up and, like, literally delivered. I don't even know if she practiced, like, one of the most stunning acting performances. And then, like, you know, Kim gets clowned on for, like, her whole TV show, you know.
B
Yeah.
A
Not to pit sister against sister, of course.
B
Yeah. But it just goes to show, like, highlys.
A
She's just like, sort of effortlessly a queenie.
B
Yeah.
A
The effortless queenie. Now weenie of the week.
B
My weenie is. She stokes.
A
Oh, that's good.
B
Like, engaging in textbook weenie behavior.
A
Yeah. Speaking of textbook behavior, she's not my weenie. But of course, Hayley Glassman comes to mind, like, for weenie like behavior. But yes, I wanted to use this as a platform to talk about how devastated I am about the cancellation of season two or not even, like, the. On renewal, the non picking up of season two of Paul American. And my weenie goes to, like, whoever made that decision. I don't know because I don't work at Max, but I know there was somebody there there who was just like, we need to cancel some. Sure, let's cancel the show. That was life changing for so many, you know, young women. I'm upset. Like, I've been. I sort of knew because it's been so long and we heard nothing. Like, when she gets picked up, they tell you.
B
Yeah.
A
So I had a feeling to find out in like, some turn clip. Like, I was just upset.
B
I'm upset. I just feel like it's not too late. Like, you know, the footage is there and the Paul brothers own it. And, like, can someone just buy it from them and put it up? Because, like, we love Paul. Paul American. Everybody loves Paul American. What's wrong with you guys?
A
And what's so funny is that, like, the Paul brothers are actually quite polarizing. Like, people have so many hot takes when it comes to them in sports, in politics, but something about their show, like, like, like, we just.
B
Very humanized.
A
Yeah.
B
We, like, moved on.
A
Like, we just, like. It was nice.
B
Yeah, it was nice. It was nice. There were so many different things happening. Like, it was so crazy.
A
Yeah.
B
WWE Sports family, the boxing, Mike Tyson, motherhood. Yeah.
A
So annoying. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. I can't believe we're ready on our, like, third trip. And, like, not a lot has happened.
B
No, they went like, we were in the Hamptons with three girls for three to four weeks.
A
Wait, why was the Hamptons trip so many episodes? I don't think that, too.
B
They're really dragging it out. And then half of this episode is the traveling to Italy and then a conversation in Italy and, like, about, like, to re.
A
Being late. Like, I don't give a.
B
Next week is, like, Italy. But we, like. It was a very. This episode was. Was, like, just sort of filler.
A
So last week's was even more.
B
Yeah, I watched both of them last night, and I don't know if I was just watching without intention.
A
No, you weren't. It sucks.
B
It wasn't like, I'm sorry.
A
Like, how much time are we going to devote to her picking out her plates for her wedding? Amanda Francis.
B
Oh, I actually thought that was interesting. Like, just because she's, like, a wild woman.
A
So nutty.
B
She's so nutty. But, like, that's entertaining.
A
Yeah.
B
I liked hearing about her wedding budget. The budget. Just because she's being like, Dana, 25,000.
A
Yes.
B
Yes. Like, you know. Yes. Yes, that. I love that. That's why we started watching Housewives, and it was like, I wasn't, like, feeling, you know, relatable, but I was being entertained.
A
Yeah. I actually love this trip just in terms of its trip, like, the itinerary. Beau's absolutely slayed the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Like, they always get the best trips, and this is, like, really, really sick. I don't know what's gonna happen. I'm kind of loving Sutton this season.
B
Yeah.
A
She always says, like, every season, she always, like, resets, and she never follows through with it. But so far, she's pretty much followed through. How far into the season are we. Are we, like, halfway, maybe.
B
Maybe about halfway.
A
So I. I actually really. And I think she's earnestly trying to help Amanda. I believe it goes south pretty quickly
B
next week, but I understand where she's coming from. Like, okay, whatever happened happened two weeks ago. So now it's, like, it's a shitty position to be in, to feel, like, isolated, and all the girls are so close, and, like, she. Sutton has been there and, like, oh, now that she's, like, everyone doesn't hate her. She's just gonna jump ship. And, like, I think it was nice that she is trying to take Amanda under her wing. Whether or not Amanda will, like, you know, let her accept her advice and try not to.
A
Like, I'm also over the amanda thing. I think the weirder thing was, like, her reaction to it. And then that awful dinner party at Rachel's o's, Like, I thought that was just, like, really kind of crazy behavior. I don't even care so much about the dorit thing because it is more about kyle and dorit. And just kyle keeps doing the same thing over and over. And it's so frustrating. Like, it's true. You spent four days with dorit in the hamptons under the guise of, like, you know, let's get together, let's all get along, rekindle our friendship. And you're calling bose, like, talking shit. If you had a legitimate concern about your friend, like, you would bring it up to her face to face. And Kyle's, like, so claiming. She's, like, desperate to help dorit, desperate to get her message to dorit. Well, if I tell dorit to face to face, it's not gonna work. Maybe I'll tell bo. You just shut up.
B
Well, here's the thing. If she told it, it all comes back to the fact that kyle's not well intended for dorit. So if she had said it to dorit's face, like, it could have been confrontational. But also the idea of telling it to a friend who can get through to her is not, like, a bad idea. But just knowing how kyle talks about dorit in her confessionals, like, we know the others amanda, that she doesn't like, beleague when it comes to PK stuff, that she's kind of more on pk side that her and mauricio, like, think dorit is crazy. Like, you're not well intended. And so that's why it's not landing whatever you're saying, because, like, it's. You're not her friend. You're not being her friend because if you, like, if bo said something to her, straight to face to face. Like, dorit knows in her bones, like, bose is looking out for her. And so even going to a friend to tell her, it's like, still the person.
A
It's the messenger tainted.
B
And the message. And, like, we don't like you. You don't seem to really care about dorit's interest because you also, like, wouldn't be saying this stuff on camera.
A
I also love love that dorit brought up. I totally forgot about that one season where kyle was acting so weird, Working out, stopped drinking, getting tattoos. Like, that was the season that her marriage was falling apart. We didn't know it at the time, but, like, now, like, when we found out, we were like, oh, yeah, she's been so crazy, Kyle. I mean, dorit must have known. And she's like, I didn't do half the shit that you're doing to me because I actually cared about you. And, like, if I said something so it really is the perfect comparison and the fact that, like.
B
But they also showed the clip of dorit asking her about it, but even in the way that you. They were really good friends. That's the way that you ask a friend. Friend. Like, of course you're reading kyler adversaries this season, and they've been for a few years.
A
So why is Kyle, like, insistent on being a fake friend?
B
Right? The.
A
What was I gonna say? The conversation between. I forgot where I was going with this.
B
But it's still about dream Kyle.
A
No, it was about whatever. Like, I don't know, so much time devoted to, like, the travel of it all. Like, why do I give a that they traveled in three different groups, right?
B
And why did they travel in three different groups? It also made durie being late, like, not as big of a deal because she could have gotten on the next flight.
A
I just want to say together. It was a commercial flight, and she made it. So, like, why were they being so dramatic? I really like Rachel. So how she, like, refuses to just, like, everyone. Erica's, like, kind of pissing me off. Like, her kind of fatal flaw is she's so, like, loyal to Kyle. And out of all the friendships that have come from the show, like, this is the last one that's really, like, remained for her.
B
No, I think that, like, she loves dorit and Kyle pretty much equally, and for a while, she's been, like, riding the fence. But I think, like, dorit is pissing her off, and dorit is, like, sort of manic, and she has a lot going on. And I think for Erica, who also has a lot of chaos in her life, like, crazy billy, like, they're kind of like opposites right now, where they're not what each other needs. So when I think when Erica, who, again, has chaos, like, sees doritos, dorit, and the way, like, she's acting tornado, it's just not, like, what she's gravitating towards. And then kyle over here is, like, not that way. And I think she just sees Kyle's side a little bit more because dorit's energy is, like, not aligned with Erica's at the moment. That's all. I. I. Yeah, I don't think she's like, hates or anything, but I just think, you know, like, you're late, but I can't even imagine what's going on in Dorit's house.
A
Yeah.
B
Where she has to get out the door and go to Italy for a few days. She's, like, too young. It's a lot.
A
Yeah.
B
Like, she's not just late for late sake. I mean, I don't know what she was doing in the Hamptons house saying her outfits were too fall.
A
She just.
B
By the way, the reason why she bought everything at Love Shack Fancy is not because she's mad. It's because everything looked amazing on her. That store is like a drug.
A
Kyle's also annoying. Like, she had glam at 2:00am well, she's filming a TV show. She didn't just get glam for an airplane. Like, it's just annoying.
B
Oh, that too. But.
A
And then you land and you have full glam. Like, I get it.
B
When Dorit was trying on everything at Love Shack Fancy, like, she needed to buy.
A
Oh, and Rachel Zoe is there hyping
B
you up, killing her.
A
Yeah, please.
B
I don't understand why she didn't have an outfit for the backyard.
A
She was wearing black.
B
And then she came in wearing all black after complaining everything she bought was too fall. But, like, we saw you, like the pink summer dress. What about the blue outfit? Yeah, like, so that's when I'm like, maybe. And your kids aren't there. So I'm like, why couldn't she get down to the dinner? And it didn't really matter.
A
No, she, we know this about her. Like, with Teddi, she's a chronically laid person.
B
Why, that is annoying. And when it's like that. Yeah, I, I, I wouldn't really have a lot of patience for that. That. But when she's trying to get out the door to go to Italy for a few days for, like a work trip, essentially, and she has her kids and she has chaos going on at home. Like, I, I just feel sorry for her. I'm not like, you're late because you're so self absorbed, you know? So I would hope the girls would have, like, a little more grace.
A
And I guess they're like, soft launching Natalie because she's on the trip. Who was she married to again?
B
Not Simon Fuller's ex wife.
A
Okay.
B
Who also produced American Idol. And, like, the way that they've gone about, about launching her, bringing Natalie into the fold is in a way that makes me disinterested. Interesting for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They must have like thought she was going to be on the show, brought her, and then now they're cutting away all her scenes and she's just on the drips, which I can't imagine how
A
boring her scenes were because there's not like other stuff going on, you know?
B
Yeah. But I guess like Amanda took the cake and Jennifer Tilly is still.
A
Yeah, I need Jennifer Tilly and Kathy to arrive. Like, I, Their. Their filler is so interesting to me. Everything else is, is really like, boring.
B
Yeah.
A
And I love her a lot, Rachel Z. But I do feel like she's sharing so much personal stuff, which is like a lot for a first time housewife. But you know, her and her husband, like a very, you know, high profile. So like. But I'm getting like a little like,
B
okay, like, you're bored by it.
A
I'm like, I've had enough. I get it. You're getting divorced and I feel like these big conversations that you're having with your kids, like on camera.
B
It's. I thought that was crazy that she told.
A
I thought it was insane that they're
B
getting divorced on camera. Yeah, maybe that.
A
And they're clearly like very mature, like intelligent boys and they love her. But like, maybe she had the conversation with them before and like said, we're gonna do this fake thing. But like, I thought it was weird.
B
Yeah.
A
Like bleeding out in that way.
B
Yeah. Also, like, not to make it about us, but were you realizing when she said like a year ago her marriage
A
ended and that's when we had dinner with her?
B
It wasn't. I looked at my phone. It wasn't when we went to the Rachel Zoe for Love Shack fancy dinner. But that was like the month that.
A
Oh, we forgot that that dinner we went to was Love Shack Fancy at Ex Rachel. So she couldn't have given Dorita credit, right?
B
Yeah. She couldn't have got those things comped or like sent her a bunch of gifting.
A
Also some drama. I saw that she was interviewed in Interview magazine and they were like, let's talk about assistance. And she was like, ugh, triggering. Like, you know, I've had some of the best, some of the worst. And Brad Gretzky commented on it on Instagram and was like triggering. Imagine how we feel. Tara, unlike, named a bunch of people, like, who I guess were former assistants.
B
So I don't know, the tea and the Lauren and Brad has gone on to do like amazing things, but I would just say, like, just leave her alone. You know, like, she's finally back.
A
Yeah.
B
We all Know, she's a terrible. She doesn't seem like the. The sweetest.
A
I don't think she was a terrible. Like, I think how it was portrayed on the show was that her long, long, long time assistant, Brad Goreski, love of her life, like, lived in her house. You know, one of those betrayed her. Betrayed her on his own. Went out on his own, which is not necessarily betrayal, but took climb clients, which is like, at the time she was a celebrity stylist. She doesn't really do that anymore. But that was, you know, she was the biggest stylist in the city. I mean, in la. And he took a bunch of her clients and it was like a really, really big deal. Now so much time has passed. She doesn't even do that anymore. They're not competing with one another. He's a successful celebrity stylist. She's a media mogul, like licensing queen Zo Report. Like, not even in the same. So yeah, they should. But maybe Brad feels like the story was misrepresented because the story is like
B
the villain in the story.
A
He stabbed her in the back.
B
Oh, well, I just feel like she seems to me like, you know, the elk of like early 2000s.
A
Horrible boss, intense person to work for.
B
Kelly C. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And okay. Yeah, that's fine. I like, that doesn't seem in congress like, with.
A
With the girl we know.
B
Yeah.
A
But the whole thing was like, they
B
would never say it about a man.
A
No, they wouldn't actually. Yeah, a man. Like. Yeah, yeah.
B
So I just feel like, like that bygones be like, you guys are both thriving. I don't. I don't. I don't even remember, like, what happened in my impression of it, but I can just like, I just feel like, oh, yeah, she's a tough cookie.
A
No, he has really takes really successfully, like, changed what people think because for a while, like, he was the guy like the Benedict. It was insane that he did that. And when we saw him, like, styling clients, it was just like crazy, you know? But you know, him and Gary, like,
B
they have totally everyone I think about him with who I feel like is the best endorsement of like, one's character.
A
Oh, character. I thought you're gonna say one's like, skill because he.
B
Demi Moore character. Who Tanya Rad is his best friend. True, true. And she's like the goodest person I've ever met.
A
Very true, very true.
B
And so he must be all. He's good.
A
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
B
No, and by the way, I've met him.
A
He's like the nicest guy ever. I'm talking about like perception wise. Like he was for many years like the guy who stabbed Rachel's own the back and now he's the guy with like you know the very success. He's like a huge celebrity stylist. He really brought Demi Moore like back into the fold of like fashion. And then of course him and Gary, everybody like loves their Starbucks Instagram thing like so he's very successfully moved away from that. But I think it probably plagued him for many years.
B
Yeah. And I'm sure if he has beef then like seeing Rachel Zo coming back is like on tv. He probably wants to tell say his stuff but like I just. No both do your own thing.
A
Yeah, agree you can cheer on both.
B
Don't pit yourselves against each other cuz I'm rooting for both of you. You know I've moved on and don't make me take a side.
A
Correct. That's our show.
B
That is our show.
A
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Hosts: Jackie & Claudia Oshry
Date: March 6, 2026
In their signature candid, humorous style, Jackie and Claudia kick off Friday with lively banter covering everything from beauty mishaps to pop culture news, reality TV recaps, the state of celebrity relationships, and personal updates. The main topics include lip plumpers and fillers, a review of new reality TV (notably the new Ladies of London), drama in the Australian radio world, Britney Spears's latest issues, book-to-movie adaptation chatter, the impact and accuracy of dramatized biopics, and updates on pop culture's biggest names. The show closes with the week’s signature Queenie & Weenie awards and a rundown of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
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