Podcast Summary: "Keep Your Man Ugly" – The Toast with Jackie & Claudia Oshry

Episode Information:

• Title: Keep Your Man Ugly
• Hosts: Jackie & Claudia Oshry
• Release Date: December 2, 2024
• Description: Take a bite out of The Toast, weekdays with Jackie & Claudia Oshry.

1. Introduction and Studio Transition

[00:01 – 02:10]

Jackie and Claudia Oshry kick off the episode by addressing the unusually challenging nature of the current Monday. They humorously discuss their recent move to a new studio in Dallas, highlighting the cultural and logistical differences compared to their previous setup. Jackie jokes about the unexpected festivity of the new location, while Claudia shares her excitement about embracing the Texan spirit.

Notable Quotes:

• Jackie Oshry [00:09]: "Happy Monday. If there ever were a Monday, today would be the one."
• Claudia Oshry [02:04]: "This is a really great way for us to travel and work."

2. Claudia’s Illness and Its Impact

[02:10 – 05:12]

Claudia opens up about her rough weekend battling a severe stomach bug. She describes wrestling with nausea, body aches, and sleepless nights, which have significantly drained her energy for the day's recording. Both hosts empathize, with Jackie humorously attributing Claudia’s low energy to being "on her period."

Notable Quotes:

• Claudia Oshry [03:23]: "I was struck down on Saturday. I had the worst stomach bug 24 hours."
• Jackie Oshry [04:09]: "But you’re letting everyone know, you’re on your period…"

3. Household Dynamics and Ben’s Habits

[05:12 – 10:00]

The conversation shifts to household dynamics, particularly focusing on Claudia’s husband, Ben’s, reluctance to brush his teeth at night. Claudia and Jackie discuss their creative solutions to encourage better oral hygiene, including supplying Ben with multiple toothbrushes placed strategically to avoid his “inadequate cleaning.”

Notable Quotes:

• Jackie Oshry [08:35]: "He brushes his teeth in the shower… sometimes he ends up not brushing his teeth."
• Claudia Oshry [09:11]: "I left him a toothbrush at the sink… we can't even handle having two toothbrushes at the sink."

4. Holiday Weekend and Thanksgiving Parade

[10:00 – 17:00]

Jackie and Claudia recount their experience attending the Thanksgiving Day parade amidst torrential rain. They share humorous anecdotes about navigating through the chaos, dealing with the weather, and the logistical challenges of being on-stage. Claudia expresses her disappointment with the parade’s execution due to the storm, while Jackie humorously describes her appearance in a poncho.

Notable Quotes:

• Jackie Oshry [11:35]: "I ended up wearing a poncho and looked like a linebacker."
• Claudia Oshry [16:02]: "I don't want anyone tearing an ACL over the Thanksgiving Day parade."

5. Celebrity Encounters at the Parade

[17:00 – 26:00]

The hosts discuss their brief interactions and observations of celebrities like Jessica Chastain and Skylar Astin during the parade. Jackie reflects on her awkwardness when encountering Jessica Chastain, while Claudia mentions seeing Joey Grazia Day, adding to the parade's star-studded ambiance.

Notable Quotes:

• Claudia Oshry [12:36]: "Jessica Chastain with her kids, clearly in mom mode and flustered."
• Jackie Oshry [14:03]: "I saw Joey Grazia Day in the lounge…"

6. Discussions on TV Shows and Movies

[26:00 – 30:00]

They delve into their thoughts on various TV shows and movies, including "The Empress" and the "Mighty Ducks" series. Jackie shares her critical view of "Mighty Ducks," highlighting inconsistencies and lack of believability, while Claudia discusses her appreciation for historical dramas like "The Empress."

Notable Quotes:

• Jackie Oshry [22:11]: "The movies are horrible. Emilio Estevez is a freak."
• Claudia Oshry [24:38]: "She was always known as the most beautiful woman in all of Europe."

7. Changes in Vanderpump Rules and The Valley

[38:00 – 45:00]

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to discussing the major reboot of "Vanderpump Rules." Jackie and Claudia express skepticism about the new cast and the show's direction, citing past issues and the uncertain future of the series. They speculate on the reasons behind the reboot, including salary cap issues and cast dynamics.

Notable Quotes:

• Jackie Oshry [36:33]: "They don't even get like goodbye or nothing. It's like, you're fired, it's over."
• Claudia Oshry [38:46]: "The network felt there was no path forward with the group in that capacity."

8. Celebrity Engagements and Drama: Haley Steinfeld and Josh Allen

[45:00 – 60:00]

The hosts discuss the recent engagement of Haley Steinfeld and Josh Allen, sharing details about their rose-filled proposal and the ensuing social media drama. They critique Haley’s response to negative comments regarding her relationship and emphasize the importance of genuine moments over celebrity interference.

Notable Quotes:

• Claudia Oshry [45:15]: "Haley Steinfeld and Josh Allen got engaged in a rose-filled proposal."
• Jackie Oshry [46:52]: "Lying about your Instagram being hacked is the biggest loser thing you could do."

9. Jacob Elordi’s New Look and Beard

[60:00 – 75:00]

Jackie and Claudia talk about Jacob Elordi’s debut of a new beard look at the Marrakech International Film Festival. They discuss the mixed reactions from fans, exploring how the change affects his public image and his versatility as an actor.

Notable Quotes:

• Jackie Oshry [65:27]: "Everyone is saying, like, this is the first time that a beard has not enhanced a man's look."
• Claudia Oshry [66:21]: "He's a chameleon. It's good for his future as an actor."

10. Billboard’s Top Pop Stars List Controversy

[75:00 – 80:13]

In the final segment, Jackie and Claudia critique Billboard magazine’s controversial ranking of the top pop stars of the 21st century. They argue that the list is subjective and unfairly excludes deserving artists while including those who may not fit the traditional definition of a pop star. The hosts express disappointment over Billboard’s decision to feature a misleading clip of Taylor Swift and discuss the ensuing backlash from fans.

Notable Quotes:

• Claudia Oshry [75:01]: "They have bands on that list… Billboard doesn’t know the definition of a pop star."
• Jackie Oshry [73:32]: "Taylor went through a period where she was constantly speaking out… I don't think she's about that life anymore."

Conclusion

[80:01 – End]

Jackie and Claudia wrap up the episode by teasing upcoming stories and reflecting on their day-to-day challenges, including managing different time zones and studio logistics. They invite listeners to engage with their content across various platforms and express their appreciation for their audience's support.

Notable Quotes:

• Jackie Oshry [80:07]: "It's been so long."
• Claudia Oshry [80:10]: "Always been so wicked coded."

Final Thoughts: In "Keep Your Man Ugly," Jackie and Claudia Oshry blend personal anecdotes with commentary on current entertainment events, delivering their signature mix of humor and candidness. From navigating new studios and battling illnesses to dissecting celebrity engagements and media controversies, the episode offers a comprehensive look into the hosts' lives and perspectives.

Listeners who haven't tuned in will find this episode both entertaining and insightful, capturing the essence of Jackie and Claudia's dynamic duo.