Podcast Title: The Toast
Host/Author: Dear Media
Episode: Long Suffering Propriety: Friday, January 17th, 2025
Release Date: January 17, 2025

Introduction to Resolutions and Culture

[00:01] Host A: "Good morning, millennials."
[00:03] Host B: "Welcome back to The Toast and Happy Friday. Like, my God. Thank you, Jesus, and all the lords of all people for bringing us to this moment."

The episode kicks off with Jackie and Claudia Oshry delving into the common phenomenon of New Year's resolutions. They discuss a statistic indicating that most resolutions are broken by the second Friday of January. Jackie expresses initial feelings of discouragement but is motivated not to become "just another statistic" after reading the statistic.

[00:17] Host A: "It's very exciting for a number of reasons. Second full week of the new year in the books..."

Claudia contrasts her approach by mentioning she rarely makes resolutions, only notable ones like quitting vaping or adopting a life philosophy. Jackie admits to feeling the typical mid-January lag but resolves to continue with her goals, such as increasing her daily water intake.

Corrections on "Parenthood" References

[01:34] Host B: "It is so important that I, at the top of this show, issue, two enormous corrections from yesterday's episode. One of them is yours."

Jackie and Claudia address an error from a previous episode where Jackie mistakenly claimed that Leighton Meester was part of the TV show "Parenthood." They humorously clarify that it was Minka Kelly who actually appeared in the series.

[02:19] Host B: "And mine was also in the right place."

The correction emphasizes the hosts' commitment to accuracy, even when it involves personal mistakes.

Streaming Services and Subscription Management

The conversation shifts to the complexity of managing multiple streaming service subscriptions. Claudia discusses her intermittent use of Apple TV and other platforms, highlighting the frustration of paying for content she rarely consumes.

[03:37] Host A: "Most of them, I don't really go through the subscriptions and change them. What I have is what I have."

Jackie and Claudia debate the practicality of jugging multiple subscriptions like Netflix, Hulu, Max, Peacock, and Paramount Plus. Claudia mentions her goal to organize and possibly cancel dormant subscriptions to achieve better financial wellness.

[05:50] Host B: "It's a mess."

They lament the fragmented landscape of streaming services, making it challenging to justify multiple subscriptions when content overlaps or isn't sufficiently unique.

Book Club Announcement: "The Wedding People" by Alison

[09:45] Host A: "I have an announcement which is that I alluded to yesterday. Redheads drama. The book that I chose is inaccessible, unavailable. We don't like that not working. So I've chosen a new book and I just want to announce it here."

Jackie announces a change in their book club selection due to the unavailability of the initially chosen title. They decide to read "The Wedding People" by Alison, aiming for a widely accessible book that listeners can easily obtain from libraries.

[10:13] Host B: "I've been hearing all about that book. It's on my list."

Claudia expresses excitement over the trendy choice, while Jackie recounts her experience using AI to select the book, ultimately settling on a popular, contemporary romance novel.

Analyzing Taylor Swift's Lyrics: "Long Suffering Propriety"

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to dissecting lyrics from Taylor Swift's song "Long Suffering Propriety." Claudia shares a humorous anecdote about a misinterpretation with her husband Ben, leading to a detailed analysis of the song's meaning.

[14:15] Host A: "If long suffering propriety is what they want from me, they don't know how you've haunted me so stunningly."

Jackie breaks down the lyrics, interpreting "propriety" as societal expectations forcing someone to conform and acknowledging the internal struggle of unrequited love. Claudia initially misconstrues "stunningly" as referring to beauty, but Jackie clarifies it pertains to the haunting nature of the subject.

[15:29] Host B: "Why do you choose him?"

They conclude that the song encapsulates the pain of longing for someone who doesn't reciprocate affection, emphasizing the emotional weight conveyed through Taylor Swift's songwriting.

Fast 5 Stories

1. Justin Baldoni vs. Blake Lively Lawsuit

[32:24] Host B: "Our first story is a big story of the day and you know, of the last few months."

Justin Baldoni has filed a $400 million lawsuit against Blake Lively, Ryan Reynolds, and their publicist following allegations of sexual harassment and a retaliatory smear campaign. The lawsuit claims that Taylor Swift and Ryan Reynolds pressured Baldoni into accepting script rewrites for the film adaptation of Colleen Hoover's novel "It Ends with Us."

[34:41] Host B: "Like the sheer fact that this like Real Housewives level of Drama is in a lawsuit is so embarrassing to me, honestly."

Claudia critiques the lawsuit, highlighting how it appears to tarnish Blake Lively's reputation without adequately addressing the original claims against Baldoni. The hosts express skepticism about the validity and motives behind the lawsuit, questioning the intertwining of personal grievances with professional disputes.

2. Fire Aid Benefit Concert for LA Wildfire Relief

[43:42] Host B: "I love that they're getting people from country music involved because they all, like, did a benefit for North Carolina..."

A star-studded benefit concert is being organized to raise funds for LA Wildfire Relief. The lineup includes prominent artists like Lady Gaga, Billie Eilish, Green Day, Gwen Stefani, and Stevie Nicks, among others. Notably, Dave Matthews Band and John Mayer are set to perform together for the first time.

[44:21] Host A: "Gracie Abrams, Green Day, Gwen Stefani, Jelly Roll, Joni Mitchell, Katy Perry, Lady Gaga..."

Claudia shares her appreciation for Jelly Roll's music, praising his album "Post Malone's Country" and praising its diverse collaborations. Jackie and Claudia emphasize the unity and philanthropic spirit behind the concert, highlighting its significance in supporting the community during a devastating time.

3. Matt James' Breakup with Rachel Kirkenel

[52:47] Host A: "Our next story. Apparently Bachelor star Matt James has blindsided and humiliated his ex girlfriend Rachel Kirkenel."

Matt James posted an unconventional and abrupt breakup announcement on social media mere hours after sharing photos with Rachel Kirkenel in London. This unexpected move left Rachel feeling blindsided and humiliated, sparking widespread public confusion and criticism.

[55:02] Host B: "I think she was blindsided by the announcement, not necessarily the breakup up."

Jackie and Claudia analyze the situation, pondering whether Matt initiated the breakup or if Rachel did, followed by his retaliatory public announcement. They debate the appropriateness of handling personal relationships in the public eye, stressing the importance of mutual respect and communication during breakups, especially for public figures.

4. Cameron Diaz's Return to Acting

[61:07] Host A: "So, our fifth story. Cameron Diaz has a new movie coming out."

Cameron Diaz is making a comeback to Hollywood with a new action movie alongside Jamie Foxx, following a decade-long hiatus after her appearance in "Sex Tape." The hosts express mixed feelings, admiring her previous work like "Bad Teacher" and appreciating her ability to elevate projects she participates in.

[64:32] Host A: "She said, I don't know how I view it. It's hard to say. If I say it, then it becomes this thing."

Jackie notes Diaz's balanced approach to returning, emphasizing her desire to choose projects that align with her passion and family priorities. Claudia, while supportive, questions the necessity and potential quality of Diaz's new project, reflecting on Diaz's track record of adding value to her roles.

5. Brody Jenner's Sincere Apology from Caitlyn Jenner

[68:29] Host A: "And on a quiet night, I might watch this movie that sounds like a light fare I would like on a desperate night."

Brody Jenner recently shared that he received a genuine apology from Caitlyn Jenner regarding feeling abandoned during the Kardashian family's rise to fame. This marks the first time Brody has publicly acknowledged an apology, emphasizing its significance in their strained relationship.

[69:03] Host A: "Caitlyn is very understanding and very lax."

The hosts discuss the complexities of Caitlyn Jenner's personal life and her relationship with Brody, noting the challenges of maintaining familial bonds amidst public scrutiny and personal transformations. They reflect on the broader implications of public apologies and reconciliation in high-profile families.

Queenie and Weenie of the Week

As the episode draws to a close, Jackie and Claudia introduce their regular segment, "Queenie and Weenie of the Week," where they award public figures based on their behavior over the past week.

[73:11] Host A: "It's a seven-day title. It's not that serious. Like, it's supposed to be fun."

Queenie of the Week:

• Spencer Pratt and Heidi Pratt: Recognized for their enduring charisma and resilience, especially amidst past controversies. Jackie praises Spencer's supportive role towards Heidi, highlighting their continued success and strong relationship despite previous public backlash.

Weenie of the Week:

• Matt James: Awarded for his abrupt and poorly handled breakup announcement with Rachel Kirkenel. Claudia criticizes his lack of communication and respect, labeling his actions as vindictive and selfish.

[77:43] Host B: "He is. He's just, like, doing what a man should do to, you know, make money, build a life."

The segment underscores the hosts' perspectives on public figures' actions, blending humor with candid critiques. They conclude by encouraging listeners to enjoy the upcoming long weekend and reflect on the week's events.

Conclusion

Jackie and Claudia Oshry wrap up the episode with reflections on the discussed topics, reinforcing their commitment to delivering engaging and insightful content. They invite listeners to subscribe on YouTube and various podcast platforms, encouraging reviews and continuous engagement.

[78:12] Host B: "Yeah guys, thank you so much for a fabulous week. We're back on Tuesday..."

The episode successfully navigates through a blend of personal anecdotes, in-depth analyses of pop culture events, and lively discussions on current affairs, providing listeners with a comprehensive and entertaining overview of the week's happenings.

Notable Quotes:

• [00:03] Host B: "Thank you, Jesus, and all the lords of all people for bringing us to this moment."
• [05:50] Host B: "It's a mess."
• [14:15] Host A: "If long suffering propriety is what they want from me, they don't know how you've haunted me so stunningly."
• [34:41] Host B: "Like the sheer fact that this like Real Housewives level of Drama is in a lawsuit is so embarrassing to me, honestly."
• [43:42] Host B: "I'm desperate to change the subject."
• [77:35] Host B: "He's obviously like not interested in queenie like content and just weenie like, like content."

These quotes encapsulate the hosts' humor, critical perspectives, and candid reflections throughout the episode.