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Good morning, girlies. It's the Toast.
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It's Jackson Claude and we're your host.
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It's your favorite show.
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The best five things you need to know.
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We'll start your day off Swirly. It's the Toast.
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They sound amazing.
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Welcome back to the Toast. Happy Monday after a long weekend. I bet you guys missed us. Cause we missed you. Hey, Jax, how you doing?
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I'm doing good, but hopefully you didn't miss us too much because we did drop a Patreon on Friday.
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We're so available. Like, it's insane.
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All the relevant pop culture news that you needed to know that.
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Except. Except for Jelly Roll and Bunny's podcast. That was like, the only thing we missed.
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And except for the fact that Grace and Nader said that Molly Mary Holland is single,
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which I don't feel like that would have made the fast five.
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That makes me.
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I don't know. Grace and is like, always putting her sisters on blast. And I don't feel like she's a safe space and she, like her sisters need to seriously excommunicate her.
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No, but it makes me sick if Mary Holland and her gentleman broke up her aristocrat. Her aristocat.
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Yeah, that would be bad. Well, I hope everybody had a great weekend. It's a Monday and we're just like, sort of hitting the ground running, don't you find?
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I do find. We have a lot to discuss.
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We do. Kind of secret project reveal for me. I don't know if you saw my Instagram. Like, I'm kind of making waves in the beauty industry.
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No.
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Yeah, that's right. Have you heard of the Claudia Edit by you Beauty? I don't think that you love.
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Wait, let me go see. Let me go see.
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So it's very cardboard inspired because you Beauty is my favorite skincare company. But it is really expensive. And I will say I think it's really worth the money. But I. They wanted to work with me and I was like, okay, give me a discount. Like, so for all. I don't. It's not going to be up for very long, so I would take advantage of it. Now it's called the Claudia Edit. You're getting two of my favorite products, which is the eye cream and the neck cream for like, severe discount. Plus included is 2 months of Sodo Method for free. So it's like over $300 value. For $228, you're saving over $100. So you get to try your beauty. You get to try Soto Method. If you haven't tried it yet yeah, just kind of like making waves in both the beauty and fitness industries.
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I love that.
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Do I Claudia Edit?
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Do I get some free product?
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Well, you know, it's so funny is that I was on a call with them and they were like, do you need a restock of anything?
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And I was in the back was like, I do.
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And they sent it all to me. So I have so much.
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No, no, they sent me.
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Oh, you got. Yeah, that.
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So that was meant for you. What came your way was meant.
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Let me tell you that you beauty is so good. I feel like a lot of times you see like a lot of influencers using something and it's like always garbage. No, this is like so popular for a reason. But I understand it can be expensive. It's premium ingredients. So I took an opportunity for myself to help others. Very. That's kind of the core tenant of cardboard. Koji is like the charitable element.
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Of course it gives back with all
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of her earnings cardbo coaching gives the back. So you beauty. The Claudia edit available link on my stories. Get the soda method and two of my favorite you beauty products for over 100 discount. You're welcome.
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Well, thank you for that, Ms. Co journer.
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Also something else I want to tell you. Kind of like the craziest saga that I thought was over is not over. And I hate to like I just, I feel like I should tell everyone what ended up happening. Remember when the hotel I stayed at for mother's day sent me a jewel?
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Yes.
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And like I don't feel that they properly took care of the customer.
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I thought they did.
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Well, they wrote me an email after I talked about it on the podcast. We're like, we're so sorry.
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After you talked about on the podcast, they took care.
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Then they were like, we're refunding your
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whole and that fine.
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But no, they never issued the refund. And so we've been like following up with them like three or four times and now they're ghosting us. So like they got the credit. So I wanted to come back and say that the Pendri Natara actually didn't refund me after almost choking me with nicotine. And yeah, they fully ghosted us. I was like, hey, we never got this refund.
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Naturi Carta. Mohegan sun didn't refund you naturally.
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Carta.
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Can you believe that name of the hotel again?
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Pendry Nader.
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That's Natura Carta.
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And the way that they're acting is very on brand aligns with the deteriorate Carta. Organization as well.
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Agreed. Wow. Thanks for the update. We'll be following clothes will be following this story closely.
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Yeah, you know, it's tax season, so I'm just like, checks and balancing all the people that owe me money. And, you know, it's actually quite a few people that owe me money.
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It's tax season, I'm finding.
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No, it's tax season. I'm finding a gun. Oh, yeah. What else? What else? Oh, so Love Island, USA cost some more movie night last night. We'll do a huge recap.
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Lots of discussion leading into TV recap and Friday nights episode, like, was somewhat interesting. I was like, but we didn't have a show or Thursday night. I don't know. There was a lot to talk about and so we'll talk about all of it. No, they sent home. They sent home Sol and Gabriel. I don't think so.
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Did we not talk about that?
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I don't think so.
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The thing is, is, like, yeah, and
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I'm not feeling, like, familiar deja vu of, like, railing on the villagers regarding
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that which I was feeling so angry. Like, I think everyone's dumb, ugly, and stupid on this show. But it wore off kind of quickly because I realized, like, I don't really care about this group of people. There's not one person that I like. The only person I actually really genuinely liked and respected was Anaya, and that's no longer the case. She should put them back on the rack. I'm just feeling like that wore off weeks ago. No, I'm just saying, like, I don't really like anyone on this cast. I'm not rooting for anyone. I don't think any of them are smart or interesting or, like, there's not one quality in them I admire. So it's just, like, hard to watch people like that. Last night's infusion of, like, 25 new cast members watching will hopefully help. Hopefully there's one person that I can respect. I don't know if it's going to be the nanny who showed her butthole, but we'll see.
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It might be. I think I have so many thoughts on last night. Like, the producers are quaking. They think the season is so bad because it is because, like, the four OG Villager couples, like, they won't move out of their couple, and they're also not really happy in their couples, and
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they're not good couples.
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Everybody's playing it safe. Everybody's trying to be comfortable. Everybody is being exclusive, not letting new people in. And so what they did but was them saying like, we know this season is not good, and we can't have three more weeks of this. That is not a show.
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No.
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It's so boring.
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That's what I'm saying. Even with the voting, with Sol and Gabriel off, which I guess was considered, like, a high tense moment, like, who cares? Like, I don't care about any of these people. They have to change it up. And I also think that historically, like, Casa Amore, men and women have always been, like, a tier 2 in terms of looks. Like, nobody's really ever, like, that threatening. And I think that this particular crop of women was white, quite pargy. Like, definitely. Definitely gonna shake things up. So we'll do a full recap.
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Yeah. It's also just, like, not fair that the OG villagers, like, they get to stay, you know, like, they get to pick. How about you? Newbies have to pick a villager, and if you don't get them, you have to go, like, get off my island.
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Right.
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Thick of all of them.
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No. It's such a dreadful show that I can't wait to watch again tonight. Like, I. The feelings I feel are so extreme.
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I hate the feelings are so extreme. And I just. I just want to have more of the positive, extreme feelings because I'm having, like, a lot of negative feelings. I guess, like, the last time I felt joy, like, watching it was meeting Soul. I enjoyed Soul until, like, I felt extreme sadness.
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By the way, it's so true. Like, we were all so happy that day. It's hard to imagine how terrible things
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soon became when Sincere chose Soul and he was finally moving on from Melanie. And Soul got the best day of my life. Oh, the girls pulled Soul for a chat. That was the last time I felt happy watching the show. So true. And ever since then, it's just been pain, pain. Actually, I felt a little happy watching, like, the girls get put in their place watching.
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Oh, sorry. I. I did extreme, like, a variance of peak serotonin boost. When that girl told Sincere, he looked like Lord Farquaad and he said, you can call me whatever you want. Like, he thought it was, like, dirty talking. She was actually just insulting him straight to his face.
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Peak serotonin boost. Yes. Who was it? Was it Alana?
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I don't know. I have no idea. I can't remember any child's names.
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It's in our chat because we were all, like, recapping at the same time.
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I don't. I don't remember. But, like, she is my queen is Alana. The really little one.
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Yeah.
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And you don't Often see comfortable sweetheart. She'll be gone by tomorrow. They found a video of her, like, singing the N word. Bye, Alana. It was really nice knowing you.
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Yeah, it was. So I'm not going to get too invested in what she's up to.
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By the way, do not and nobody, all the listeners, do not plant roots within Alana. She will be gone before sunrise.
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But it was nice to see a shorty and everyone.
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Short representation.
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And everyone was, like, excited that there
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was a short girl.
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And, like, Zach's throwing her through the air. Like, it was fun that there was a girl.
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She'll be thrown again off the island.
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Yeah, for sure. Okay, let's get into the story so we can talk about Love Island.
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Anything else you wanted to talk about from the weekend?
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No, no, it was. It was a nice, quiet weekend at home, you know, just getting ready for our big journey north.
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I know our swirly summer begins, like, in less than two weeks. Actually, like, in a week.
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Yeah.
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I'm so excited. I can't wait to spend the summer with you and just eat our way through the Hamptons.
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A lot of preparation underway for that. That's really been, like, consuming me. No, it's like, a nice summer weekend, you know?
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What did I do this weekend? Oh, I got a new tv.
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Oh, right. I saw.
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Yeah. It was kind of devastating. I was, like, so cardboard with this tv. Like, I had it four apartments ago. It's the oldest TV ever. And I didn't realize that, like, TVs had changed so much. I didn't realize I was literally watching, like, a black and white tv. I got this new tv. It's not even fancy.
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No, I know. Like, the technology keeps changing, and it's like, even if you had, like, the nicest TV five years ago, like, it's worse than the crappiest tea from yesterday.
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Oh, my God. Ben got, like, this literal. I said, don't waste a lot of money. Like, get a crap tv. Like, the first one that they sell you at Best Buy. Oh, my God. It was not expensive. When I turned the TV on, I felt blind. And I was seeing for the first time, like, all these new colors. I must have been. My TV must be over 10 years old.
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Also, the word on the street is, like, Samsung frame is coming out with 100 inch. That's the word on the street.
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What streets are you hanging out on? Who talks about that?
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That's what my people have told me.
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Okay, and why do we care?
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Because it only went up to 75 inch for a frame TV.
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And how much is the hundred inch gonna be $3 million? No.
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Probably like 10 G's.
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That's insane. When I got the biggest 70 inch TV from Best Buy frames old separately, I just got like the biggest TV ever that I'm loving for like 400.
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Great.
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Yeah. It's like 75 inches. 70.
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No, but that frame. I don't even care about the quality of the frame. The fact that you don't have to look at a tv. You can put a price on it. You can't.
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Well, you actually can buy just a frame.
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No, but I'm like the black screen.
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You can get like artwork on your screen too, but it's not the same. I agree.
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Thank you. Thank you for admitting it's not the same, but you can do that.
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I'm just looking forward to the future where, like, all TVs are frame TVs. Like, right now, frame has the special technology, so they're allowed to charge obscene prices. Plus frame sold separately. When I bought my first frame, I'm
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like, are you guys cardboard? That's where card was born.
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That was like. That was peak consumerism. I was so upset. Like, the fact. That's just crazy. You're buying the Samsung frame TV frame salt separately. So it's just a tv.
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Yeah. Also, it's crazy. I think, like, our children one day look back and be like, wow, you guys looked at those big black, black boxes in your living room. Like, that was your piece of art.
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Yeah. And we loved every minute of it.
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But it's really ugly.
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I was without a TV in my bedroom for like two hours because Ben had to go.
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What happened to your tv?
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It just. Just died. And we tried to, like, revitalize it. Chat GBT was like, helping us, but it was like, literally broken. The power button, like, fell off. It was time.
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Oh, okay. And now is it still hanging on the wall with the TV in front of it?
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Yep.
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Perfect.
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Yeah.
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Perfect kind of TV. I have two TVs, Mike TV.
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But the two hours that I didn't have a TV, like, I actually felt like I was living in House on the Prairie. Like, it was insane. In Balafuna Farm on Ballerina Farm. Like, I was about to put on my Hill house dress and start making butter like it was insane.
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Make a party loaf. Are you ready for Pargilo Summer Pls?
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I am. You know, I was actually placing a grocery order so that we have, like, some bread. I did get one loaf, though. Just like, because you always take a few days to get started.
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It's true. It's true. I have to activate my starter.
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My girl's gotta eat.
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It's fine. But also because, like, there are sourdoughs, like, in town, like Hampton's course.
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Don't worry about us. We will not be missing a meal.
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Worry about us. We'll find some bread.
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We always do.
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The place looks great.
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Well, it always does.
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Let's get into the fast side stories that yet it do need to know and the Fast 5 stories that comment on my. On my horse voice.
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It doesn't sound horse.
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It doesn't. I feel like all the comments.
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Okay, now it does. You just, like, cracked like a pretty cousin boy the whole time.
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You didn't even know.
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Sound is victim energy.
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Well, I feel like I just have to, like, address it because people are going to be hearing it. I don't know what's going on. I can't help.
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Guys, sound up in the comments. Did you realize? Or am I. Am I like, in my own head? But I. I swear to God, you sounded exactly the same.
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Oh, okay, good. I'm glad to hear it because my voice is my means of income. You know, my voice is my.
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Is my bill paying?
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My voice is my tool.
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My voice is my tool.
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But let me know if you heard it. You know, I'm just. I'm feeling insecure about it.
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Okay. Jelly roll and Bunny XO the podcast dropped Bunny XO released a podcast Thursday night or Friday night explaining the situation and dropping a couple bombshells including the fact that they are expecting a baby together via surrogate.
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Okay. I wasn't sure if she was actually pregnant or like they were pregnant yet or if she they were still planning to have a baby because she said we're still having a baby and it's
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like the baby's on the way.
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The baby is like conceived.
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The baby is on the way.
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Oh wow.
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From what I understand, yeah, she's the way I list. I listened up until that part and it sounds like they she talks about how they struggled with IVF like for a very long time.
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Right. So I thought that they were just like still on that journey together, but like not as a married man.
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And here's what their soul mates, they're twin Flames, their best friends, they're expecting a baby together and they're Getting divorced because being married is no longer tenable.
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One of these things is not like the other. Like, literally why I hate when people do that. Like, there's obviously a reason, so stop. Like, I hate when people act like we're stupid. Like, we are so in love. We are meant for each other. We are best friends. There's nobody in this world I trust more, and I'm getting a divorce.
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He said, she said. We have been the most unconventional couple that you guys have ever encountered. We're going to co parent together. Jay is my best friend. Like, this isn't what you guys think this is. Nobody cheated on the other person. It's literally just we served our purpose for each other.
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Well, it does kind of feel like that rumor that we heard was that, like, he's just on a really spiritual journey, becoming much more religious, and it's not really taking in the same way for her that maybe does align with what she's saying.
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Maybe, but, like, to the point that they can't stay married even though they're best friends. Twin flame, soulmates.
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Yeah, right. They were married for so long that I feel like now that there's a baby in play, like, you can just try a little bit harder. Do you know what I mean? Like, you were together when, like, you. When there was less at stake, and now there's more at stake. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I just want to say I feel like the fact that they love and respect each other so much, like, does make for a great co parenting situation. And the baby's gonna be fine. But, like, but like, you were married this whole time without a baby, so, like, no one.
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Like, what about. Okay, so maybe this period right now, especially the babies via circuit, so maybe like, like this it's been. Not like they want to stay married, but, like, what about try marriage with a baby? Like, maybe it'll be just the thing.
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You know, it's like, it's just kind of crazy to, like, call it off.
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Just give it a shot. Like, you could always describe it's like two months after the baby's here. Like, if it's like, oh, no, but it might, like, fuse you back together.
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It might fix everything. I know you're not supposed to, like, think that way, but you could.
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Like, for sure. People who love each other, twin flame, soulmates, best friend who've been married for,
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like, together for 20 years.
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Could be very small, you know, maybe like eight pounds.
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Yeah. This confused me even more. And, you know, I told you that they have, like, a large constituency of haters. And it's also like, they quickly. Like there's a. It's very easy to fall down the jelly roll hole. And then you're like wearing a tinfoil hat. There's like a lot of conspiracy theories.
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Oh, I saw some stuff. I saw some stuff about your wife.
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Yeah, I don't know the in depth, but I know like, a girl named Nicole is like. She keeps her foot on his motherfucking neck. Like, like he cannot.
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I hate that for them. But I did hear about a preacher's wife.
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I. And there's also like a video.
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Oh, yeah. Where he's like, railing about something.
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The pastor on the couch. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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But I didn't know what he was saying and who he was saying it to.
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I hear your voice now.
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Thank you. You hear me? Yeah. Yeah.
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You've been heard.
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So, like, none of these things are smoking gum for me. I. I don't listen to the rumors
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and nastiness, but obviously I would never listen to the rumors of nastiness.
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Obviously. Something's on to the point of getting divorced when they've been through so much.
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Not only have they been through so much, let's say it is as she said, like, there's literally nothing wrong. We're just like getting divorced when you have a baby on the way, that's like not a decision that you make for no reason. And she's saying that there's no reason.
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She also said a lot like, I'll put it in the book. She's like, if I ever write a book, I will give you, like, the dirty details of, like, what this happened and this happened, that happened. But right now, high level, everything's okay. They're. She said, he's better to me in divorce than in marriage. Like, the divorce is going to take like two, three weeks. He's giving her the house that they built, like this huge compound they're building with, like, multiple homes. Giving it to her, like, very amicable.
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Yeah, they are like, clickbaiting this a lot. Like, he posted a link to her podcast and you know what I mean? Like, I don't know. There's something really weird about this whole thing.
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Like, there's a piece missing.
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Absolutely.
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Just one piece.
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Okay. It's not helping, like, because the whole. This is a very mysterious situation and the fact that they do have all this rumors and nastiness and conspiracy theories, like, surrounding their brand. This is not helping because I am curious now. I feel like something's off.
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Yeah. I just.
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Whereas before, I really thought these people were Haters. And I was like, leave them alone.
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Yeah, I don't know what it could be. I don't know. But also, like, Jelly's gonna roll. Like, we don't know this man. Like, he doesn't move the same way like that most do.
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Jelly's Gonna Roll title. If someone out there is listening, he needs to do that, like, in a song.
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Jelly's gonna roll. Like, the two of them are not you and Bunny.
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Bunny is gonna xo big time. Yeah.
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So, like, they're moving in their own way.
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Right. Only as Roland Exo can. Can do.
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Can roll only as they can roll.
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Oh, man, I can't believe I did a pffb without telling you that I threw on my neck this weekend.
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I heard it through the grapevine.
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Oh, my God. It's been debilitating. I woke up Saturday morning. Oh my God. I have an Icy Hot on right now. I mean, I'm actually. I know you see me. You see glamorous fitness model. I'm in hell. I know you see me as like, the face of the beauty industry. She has this edit with you. Beauty. I know you guys, you have no idea what's going on underneath. I have the biggest pain or struggle. Yeah, I know people think that of me like, that. I don't. And it's like, how many people that have an edit, like, also have a broken neck? None. I am one of one.
B
It's definitely something you wouldn't expect.
A
Yeah. I'm so glad you get it from someone with an edit. That's what I'm saying. So frustrating. Nobody gets me except for you. I see you. Thank you. And you know what? I hear you.
B
And is your neck still bad? Because that was like. Oh, that was yesterday. I heard about it.
A
Oh, my God, you guys, it's horrible. I've never gotten that. I want to talk to the people at Icy Hot. Like, why is your main product, like, not like your patches? Why is it tiny? Like, why do I have to go searching for the extra extra large? Like the extra large don't make me feel fat. It's what the who throws out their back in one little area. Like, you need a big patch. Yeah, I finally got the big ones. It took on my whole back and every time I peel it off. Cuz I change it every couple of hours. I'm in hell.
B
I'm sorry you're experiencing that.
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It's devastating. Like, hashtag, this is 31. I also forgot to tell you that
B
I'm helping Advil can't even touch.
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I don't know. I take it. I take it. But I don't know, I guess maybe
B
it'd be worse, like, without.
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I also forgot to tell you guys, like, last weekend when I was upstate, I sprained my ankle, like, while putting on pants. It's insane. Like, the I go through.
B
Yeah.
A
While also having an edit.
B
The duality of codgers, the duality of editors.
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I need to change my Instagram bio. Like, podcaster and editor.
B
Yes, you do. Our next story is a twofer because we have some motherhood news first, I guess, including Bonnie xos. But Anne Hathaway is pregnant, expecting her third baby with her husband, Adam Schulman. And Hathaway, who is 43, is expecting her third baby, Adam Schulman. She shared a video on Instagram announcing the exciting news wearing a flowy white dress and then showing us a bump.
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So cute. Like, I was genuinely shocked. Like, obviously, I just. She's not in my bucket of people who, like, I'm waiting for pregnancy announcements for. I thought she was done having kids
B
and era she's been in is very much like, girl hustle. Done having my children snatched.
A
Yeah, right. Like an era I'm excited to be in.
B
Yeah.
A
So it's crazy for her to, like,
B
cross the Rubicon and cross.
A
Come back and slum it with us.
B
Yeah.
A
But love that. Like, seriously love to see women out here doing it all. The pregnancy announcement was so Anne Hathaway.
B
Yeah, it was. And it was cool. I like a fresh new take on
A
the announcement, and the timing could not have been better. Like, Devil Wears Prada wrapped promo's over. She needed her 12 weeks. She looks like she's a little bit further along than that also.
B
Yeah, she does. Like, if she is doing yesteryear, the main.
A
She pregnant.
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The main character is always pregnant pregnant.
A
Oh, of course.
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So she could, like, film her pregnancies or maybe she filmed her not pregnancy. It's like, a couple weeks ago, and she could, like, do her pregnancies now.
A
Interesting.
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Just a thought. It's actually, I don't want her.
A
Good.
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You know, you think, like, oh, I'm pregnant. I can't be in a movie. Well, actually, if you do yesteryear, you're always pregnant.
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I don't want Anna Hathaway to work too hard. I feel like she. I feel like she definitely has a complex because she was, like, so hated, and she was, like, doing all the right things. Like, still got hated because that's just, like, life. And now she's so beloved and she keeps, like, killing it. I feel like, she's afraid to take time off. She has not stopped working in the last five years. It's like moving bus club. Another club bus.
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Yeah.
A
I want her to know it's okay.
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I think she, like, just entered that phase of, like, hustle. You know, her kids were bigger.
A
Yeah.
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Get it done. And now I think she'll go back to, like, you know, the nest mode.
A
She garnered enough goodwill in these last couple of years. I feel like she's really cemented herself as, like, a beloved, a lister. It's good to take a little break, too.
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Yeah. But also, like, Margot Robbie had a baby and, like, just on going.
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Yeah, she's built up for him.
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I think if you, like, like, plan your schedule, like, as an actor, you can take, like, the time postpartum and then get back to work. We might not even realize that you left based on how your movies come out. Sometimes you film the movie comes out two years later. And she's a producer, so she gets to call these things. Same with Margot Robbie.
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Correct.
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So also, Jen Affleck from Secret Lives announced that she's pregnant with baby number four with her husband, Zach Affleck. So if you watched the most recent season. Well, every season, it seems like they're getting a divorce. And then after the season aired, she started, like, posting click baity, like, I'm in a new home, new era, new me. Like, I'm leaving my husband. And no, they're expecting baby.
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That's great. Like, pregnancy announcements. I took personally. Hers and Olivia Colbo, like, because those were my sisters. And it's like, we're all still freshly postpartum. What are you guys doing getting pregnant? Yeah, it was shocking.
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Definitely. Jen Affleck is a shock, given the fact that she feels like she just had a baby. She has three kids. She was dancing stars. Marital struggles on the show. But I just feel like clearly her and her husband are not getting divorced. And they just, like, tease us with that and use it as a storyline. And so people, like, judge her then when she posts stuff like this.
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And I would never.
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I would never judge. Like, I think it's amazing. I think they're happily married and, like, they're not going anywhere. So stop showing us your dirty underpants.
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Well, that's the thing with the Utah Housewives. Like, they're not gonna let, like, having bad husbands, having gay husbands, having. They're not gonna let that get in
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the way of their happy lives and their dreams.
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I like that about these women. It's like, yeah, I have a terrible husband. Okay. I'm pregnant. Like, yes, Yes. I love that Connor, like, cheated on you was on multiple apps. Like, yes.
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But I'm not talking about Connor because I could, I could talk. I could do a whole podcast series about Connor Lavit.
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I'm talking, like, anyone who's going through a hard time of their marriage, like, you have to look at Connor every
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time we do Dear Toasters, I'm just like, thinking of Connor and Whitney and then with Jen and Zach, they do this thing where, like, their storyline is that they're constantly on the brink of divorce. And I just think that that's not true. And so it feels like very cheap that that's what they're selling when they're clearly in a happy marriage and nobody's
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going anywhere or like you, they're in this stage of, like, having babies, having young kids. And, like, it's just stressful and like, what we see reflects that. Like, it's just a hard time to be married. Like, be intimate. Date night. Like, oh, my God, I have to tell you something.
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Okay.
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I watched the first episode of the Valley when my TV broke. Ben went to Best Buy. I had like an hour to kill. So I opened my computer. It was like on Peacock from Love Island. I was like, okay, sure, I'll watch the Valley. The show really upsets me. Like, actually, I've seen a lot of
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stuff that's going on and, like, I think it would be upsetting.
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Okay. I didn't even see this because I only watched one episode, but I did end up seeing. You saw the Kristen in the airport things.
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I sent it.
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Oh, my God. Going post. They're. Her and Naya are three months postpartum. And it's probably hard for Kristen to be postpartum with Naya. This is her fourth go around. She's just one of those, like, super mom, like, super producer. Like, breastfeeding with her titty out. Like, and Kristen's new to this and she's just like, struggling. She's very frazzled. And I don't think she has good support because the villain of this show is Luke. Luke is. She's three months, 12 weeks, not even 12 weeks postpartum. He's on about being intimate, intimate, intimate. It's like, shut the up.
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Yeah.
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Kristen's like, first of all, most people aren't intimate 12 weeks later. And Kristen's also just a first time mom and she's struggling. Like, she doesn't have any help and she's just wanting to do it all herself. And he doesn't Shut the up about being intimate. Intimate. Intimate. So much so that he, like, needs to talk to a guy. So he brings over, like, the blind leading the blind. Jesse, who I hate, and he's like, yeah, I mean, it's important, like, normalize not having sex three months after you had a baby. Like, I just can't. The show was very upsetting to me, like, so much so that I actually had to turn it off.
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Yeah. Like, the Danny and Nia stuff is really bad.
A
It's bad. You know, she moved to Santa Clara.
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She moved to Santa Clara. Of course she did. Because she's a queen.
A
She's a queen for that. She puts it on too much. I will not be watching it. Like, very upsetting. And then, like, they. A whole series about Zach moving in with his name, Benji.
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Yeah, he's still there, you guys. Benji is the original Dino.
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If you know, you know, if you know.
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I can't believe Benji's still around.
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Jackie, don't watch it. It was, like, genuinely one of the most upsetting episodes of television.
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Yeah.
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And then, like, Michelle, who I actually love, I don't know, like, because I'm not a part of, like, the Valley constituency. So, like, every time I pop in. I'm sorry. I always love Michelle, and that's just because, like, she was married to the devil and she survived and, you know, she's dating Dr. Dre now. And Andy actually asked her about it, and I really respected the fact, like, now I understand more. Andy was like, has he. Like, are you serious? And all the questions were like, yeah, we're seeing each other. Yeah, we're serious. Has he met your daughter? No. And she was saying that Aaron, the guy she was dating last season, like, broke up with her. Yeah. He literally just broke up with her out of the blue. She was like, I've literally never been broken up. But that was shocked. Like, it was almost funny. Like, I was shocked. And she was so upset because she had to explain to Isabel, like, that this guy's not coming around. And so I think she takes it really seriously, introducing someone to her daughter, which makes me respect her a lot because now Jesse's bringing around his crazy new girlfriend. And, like, the girlfriend has to be with Isabella. Like, so I just want to say, I don't know what the fans think, but, like, Michelle's my queen. Sorry.
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Yeah, I feel like it's split sometimes, and I. I feel like it's just a season dependent. How is Lala?
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Oh, she's, like, very much a supportive character. Like, she's not there yet. But I like her. She like spits facts. And Janet is on Ozempic. Like she looks so good.
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Did she say that or you just know that that.
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Well, it's obvious because then Zach like they obviously he's in his apartment with Benji like shooting up Ozempic because he also lost a lot of weight and he's like, at least I'm being honest, like kind of digging at Janet.
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Oh cool.
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Whatever. Janet looks great. Like the best she's ever looked.
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Cool, Zach.
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Yeah, like I cannot watch a show. It's bad for my mental health.
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I agree.
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And I also think it makes LA look terrible. These are all wildly successful people who like live in the ugliest houses. And like, it's just, I just feel like, I don't know, it makes LA look very unattractive to me.
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That's hysterical. So that's your pregnancy news of the day.
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Huge.
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Our next story. Taylor.
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And it's like the people of the Valley probably like have more successful maybe at the time because it's like it's supposed to be like secret lives of Mormon wives and they all live in like pargy houses with like so much land. And at the when the show started, they probably had less money than the people on the valley. And like like the people in the valley like their houses are just like
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like you're saying Utah living looks better.
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They're like two million dollar shacks. It's crazy.
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Yeah.
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Whereas like, you know, the Utah women are living like in 500000 homes with three acres. Yeah.
B
And then they go to the park with like all the mountains behind them. Correct. And they go to the park like
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with, you know, needles and that's your real estate news.
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Our next story. Taylor Swift's Rhode island mansion was busted, bustling and bus in this weekend. People thought she was having a bachelorette party. There was like 10 set up right by her house.
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It looked like a wedding. I think the first like couple of hours people thought it might have been the wedding. But then Travis was spotted like at NASCAR across the country.
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Yeah. People were like taking pictures of the guests and it was like I didn't think it was the wedding because like there was no one famous and it wasn't like the. We would know it wasn't the outfits you would wear to Taylor and Travis's wedding. But there was lots of buzz at her house. Also a bunch of her friends that came to her house. I think she did her bachelorette party this weekend.
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So the assumption is that this weekend was both the Bachelor and bachelorette parties for Travis and Taylor. Because T. Travis was, like, at NASCAR with Patrick Mahomes. Like, he went to this club, the bird Cage or whatever. And then she, I think, was in Rhode Island. They tented the backyard. Also, reports are saying that Blake Lively was invited to the wedding. And I just want to say I really hope so.
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I hope so too, because, like, maybe they totally cooled off, but not to the point of, like, not speaking.
A
Right. Like, maybe she's not a maid of honor. She would have been at one point. Maybe now she's just a guest.
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Yeah, I hope so as well.
A
That's a fun thing we have during the summer. I feel like summertime is kind of hard for pop culture. Like, nothing goes on. Everybody's on vacation in the south of France except for us and Taylor being married. Getting married is going to be like a huge two weeks for us. Thank God.
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Yeah. I'm excited. And I hope we see stuff from the bachelorette party.
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Yeah. Like, is this gonna get shared? I don't know.
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Probably. Eventually. Some polaroids they'll throw at us.
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Some scraps of Polaroid.
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Some scraps. Speaking of someone who's probably at the bachelorette party.
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All right, what story is this?
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This is story number. Let me speak of someone, and then I won't be ready to continue speaking. You know what I mean?
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Okay, just.
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Just go ad break after this story also.
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Okay. Okay.
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Timothy Chalamet and Selena Gomez will be starring in a new animated alien movie called Not Alone from Illumination. So Timothee Chalamet and Selena are teaming up on a new animated film from Illumination. They did Despicable Me and Super Mario Brothers.
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Yeah. Now I follow Timothy on Instagram.
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Me too. And yesterday, movie movie announcement.
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Tomorrow, like, okay, Kylie with the countdown
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with a little rocket. And I was like, interstellar sequel. No, he's doing an ended film called Not Alone.
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I just feel like I guess we just came off Oscar season. So, like, the movies he's going to be doing for the next few months are, like, more low stakes because the Oscars ones come out at the end of the year.
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Happy for Timothy. He's, you know, a great actor, allegedly, because I've not really seen him in a lot, but like, Selena, I just feel like animated movies, they should really be used as an opportunity to, like, give back, you know, Because I feel like a lot of people can do, like, the voice work, and so why not, like, upload someone who needs the money?
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It's so true. I guess, like, having the celebrity names does acquire, like, new People to come see it.
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Kids don't care. Kids don't know who Timothy Chalamet is.
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There are people who are like classically trained voice actors. And actually a friend of mine is like a full time voice actress. And yeah, it's like a skill. I feel that it should be more of a philanthropic, like, pillar of the Hollywood.
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Like, not to be a communist, but, like, you have enough money and fame.
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We, like Loki, have commie energy sometimes. Don't you find?
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I do find, but you know what I mean? Like, okay, Great, give them $20 million.
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That's not the take I thought you were gonna have here. Well, also, like, the take was that, like, I just can't wait for, like, the insufferable subtweets about Kylie from Selena Gomez, you know, because, like, what's the history there? Kylie's Kaylee's best friend.
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And don't forget at the Golden Globes when Selena was whispering to Taylor and it seemed like she was Kylie. Kylie just like.
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But we don't know that. Like, that was just.
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And by the way, when I say, like, don't give them $20 million, I'm not talking about Timothy because, like, I'm happy.
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He needs to buy Kylie.
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Presence should be in this movie. Yeah. But, like, I mean, maybe I'm just trying to come up with a reason why I don't want Selena Gomez in the movie. Yeah.
A
And now that I think about it, like, it will be weird because Kylie and Haley are like, hardcore ride or die, like, sister best friends. And I know Selena's gonna start stuff because she's definitely in like, one of her low key, crazy eras and sometimes she takes breaks.
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And she was talking about Kylie with Timothy to Taylor at the Golden Globes.
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Selena and Timothy have worked together before. They were in that New York Woody Allen movie. That was actually really good.
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It was really good.
A
What was it called?
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One Day in New York. Rainy Day.
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Rainy Day in New York.
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Yeah.
A
So these two have history, but, like, not looking forward to the press tour.
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But maybe I am looking forward, you know? Yeah, maybe I just, like, I just
A
could see, like, I can't wait for, like, Selena's Instagram story about the mean girls of Hollywood, you know?
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Totally. I'm ready for it. I'm ready.
A
Yeah, she's been quiet.
B
It's. Yeah. We could use a little injection.
A
That's not what I thought he was going to be announcing. I did. Like, when I followed his Instagram and I saw the story yesterday, I was like, oh, I guess I'm now, like, A Timothee Chalamet follower I had followed for the Knicks, but, like, sure. And now I'm, like, one of his constituents, just, like, waiting for his announcement.
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Yeah. Also, like, I do think this movie is going to be in my life because it's about, like, a rocket ship going to space aliens, etc.
A
But it's not Pixar.
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No. Illumination. You know, illumination. Minions.
A
Oh, minions. I don't like. That's a missed part of my Despicable
B
Me and Super Mario Brothers. Like, illumination is up there legit.
A
I heard that the New Toy Story is amazing. Have you seen it?
B
No. We were gonna go this weekend, but it didn't work out, so we'll go at some point. Maybe we'll go in the Hamptons if you want to come.
A
Oh, I would love that. I heard it's so good. Like, it's very emotional and it's like, sort of. I saw, like, a bunch of mamas at Crunchy Mamas on Tick Tock, like, walking out of the theater knowing my kid never had an iPad. I think it really paints the iPad out to be the devil.
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Of course, it does much. I can't bring Counselor, which I think they did steal sort of the message, but. But it's fine, 1,000%. But, like, is it. Does it harp on the iPad? Like, I don't want to be, like, now, like, talking about iPads. You know what I mean?
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Oh, right, right, right, right. No, I actually. I might focus a little bit on the iPad.
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You know what I mean?
A
And then the iPad's a major figure
B
in the story, but maybe it will make the iPad the bit like, a bad guy. So, yeah, maybe that's good. I don't know. Granny the Cook. Granny the cook.
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Jackie's kids call the iPad Granny the Cook. I have no idea.
B
The iPad case, like, the, like, the
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big, stupid blue thing.
B
The blue thing with a strap on it. Granny the cook.
A
Okay. Like, granny the cook.
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And it's like, I don't. She just called it, like, one time, and I was like, granny the cook. And, like, I'm the one who's making it live on.
A
They are endlessly inspiring.
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I'm like, which Granny the cook do you want for their pine? Which.
A
What? That's funny. Granny the Cook. Granny the cook. One of the greats.
B
Makes no sense.
A
Yeah.
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Also say I'm gonna be watching this movie. And, like, I'm so. I'm watching Selena Gomez and, like, that's why I'm a communist.
A
Oh, wow. Okay.
B
You can say that. Like, communism is Born of hatred.
A
I would say so.
B
So that's.
A
What are we even talking about?
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That's what I'm experiencing here. I became a communist.
A
It's her communist origin story.
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Yeah. It's due to my hatred. Like my hatred made me a communist because I'm looking for any sort of excuse because I can't submit my feelings, of course. And that's communism, kids.
A
Okay, Enjoy your iPad.
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Are you ready for our next story that you're gonna love?
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And you know, I saw a statistic yesterday that dads spend 20 hours a week now doing domestic work that's up 300% from how it used to be.
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Our fifth and final story. You're gonna love. It's. It's a TPN Toast Passion news. Because you probably haven't heard it. You probably heard it. Argentina is asking the US to block 13,000 parents from World cup matches. So Argentina has reportedly provided the United States with a list of 13,000 parents requesting that they be barred from attending FIFA World Cup. The mayor of Buenos Aires said that these fathers have failed to make child support payments owed to their children.
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Obsessed.
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Those who fail to meet a responsibility as fundamental as feeding their children must face the consequences. If they do not provide for their children, they will not be allowed in the stadium.
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And what did they oblige the Americans?
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It's unclear. It is unclear, but they have the.
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Actually, first of all, I'm obsessed with this. And I also, I've been wanting to check out the World cup, so I want to thank you for that. There's two things going on in the World cup that I'm obsessed with. I don't know if you're following Curacao.
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No, I'm not following.
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So curious out. Like, qualifying for the World cup is like the biggest deal ever. And they scored a goal. They lost to Germany, but they scored a goal. It's like the first time they've ever made the World Cup. It was the first goal scored. They, like, have no budget. They arrived on this, like, actually, like, windowless bus, like, and it was so emotional. They lost to Germany, like, by a lot. But they scored a goal and it was like, this insanely. And I was reading, like, the Testament. Like, they were like, you understand our population could fit in this stadium. It's, like, the biggest deal, the biggest thing to ever happen to Curacao. They're, like, on the map now, you know? Like, it was so sweet. I wish you could see the video of them, like, pulling up and they're like. They had a school bus that was, like, painted in Curacao colors, and they're all just, like, looking out the window in awe. Like, it can make me cry. It is the most cutest thing ever. They're out, but, like, still, it was a beautiful moment. Like, really beautiful. The other thing, it's like, I can't even keep up with the World cup, but, like, America is, like, like, in it. They won. They beat Australia or Austria. I can't remember which one, because it said Aus. I think it was Australia. It was a really big deal. And they're, like, still in it. And so I think I'm gonna start following it because I thought, like, no offense to everyone.
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It is.
A
Yeah. Oh, there's a guy. There's a guy. Hold on. There's like. Everyone's obsessive. They beat Australia 2, 0. No, Lionel is not American.
B
Oh, right. He plays for Argentina.
A
Who's, like, the soccer star. And he's.
B
It's actually Inter Miami. So. So.
A
So there is a guy. I think one of the American players is Nigerian. But the only reason he's playing on the American team is because when his mother was pregnant, she took a trip to America and wasn't allowed to fly back. So he's was born in America.
B
What's his name?
A
I seriously have no idea. I, like, need. Messi's from Argentina.
B
Yeah, that's what I said.
A
Oh, sorry, I wasn't listening.
B
I actually. I only know that I'm starting to get. We read a golden book about Messi last night, so I actually know his whole life story. It was actually amazing. He won the World cup for Argentina at the age of 38.
A
I remember that because I remember Franklin, like, being really excited about it because she's Argentinian.
B
I remember the World cup and, like, I didn't care which team won, but I knew that, like. Like, Messi waiting for Argentina, like, would be a Big deal. And now he plays for Inter Miami.
A
I'm glad I'm having this, like, recognition because, like, it's happening right now and I think I want to, like, start following it a little bit, even though.
B
I'm sorry.
A
Soccer is so boring. The games are so long.
B
Yeah. Yeah.
A
It's like hockey. Most of the time, nothing happens until it does.
B
Yeah. And I feel like it's like, more fun to watch live and not on tv. Not every sports like that.
A
Oh, you mean in person.
B
Yeah, like hockey. Like, you can barely see the puck on tv. Like, I just feel like it's more about the experience and then the golf.
A
U.S. open was yesterday.
B
Some random guy won Windham Clark. Not so random if you watch full swing. Oh, you know him if you watch full swing.
A
Yeah, he's not like Scotty Shepler, Tiger Woods.
B
Major to win your first major. Or maybe it's the second major.
A
It's not his first because Ben said he's won something.
B
He's once. He won something once before and it was random. And now he's not random because he won a major and now he's won two.
A
Good for him.
B
Yeah, I did just see that. Looking forward to seeing what it meant to him. Next year on Full Swing.
A
And because I. I'm like, actively on Peacock because of Love island and I'm no longer watching the Valley, I think I actually will be able to make space for FIFA World Cup.
B
Oh, great.
A
But, like, how do you guys know, like, what's going on? Like. Like, where do you find the schedule? Like, how do I get. I'd like to get involved. Can you tell me how?
B
Schemes everywhere. Like la. Yeah. I don't get it. Life.
A
I should have gone to France versus
B
Senegal and Mexico City. And I was invited to Imagine in Miami. Yeah.
A
So are the teams, like, flying? That's, like, enormously inconvenient.
B
No. And it's like North America is hosting. So are there Canadian games?
A
Oh, because I was saying Mexico City. I thought it was an American thing.
B
North America, last I heard. I don't know.
A
Interesting.
B
But there's definitely stuff going on in Mexico.
A
Slay. Soccer's huge in Mexico.
B
It is.
A
Sorry.
B
Football. Well, those are the fastest stories. You absolutely needed to know them. And I just. I think more real world consequences for men who don't pay child support is something that we should all be endorsing. Like, you can't go to the concert. You didn't pay child support. Like, yeah, the way you used to need, like a vaccine card. You need a Child I paid my child support card. 1000 restaurant. I paid my child support.
A
I feel like consequences is a great segue into Love island because I felt like last night's episode was very gratifying because you saw, like, the real life consequences of the poor choices everyone in the villa has been making. Like, the fact that any of these women for one second believed that any of these guys were gonna stay loyal to them. Yeah, it was nice to see, like, because we've watched you all be so dumb that it's nice to now in real time. And I don't think this has ever happened where they get to watch, like, a live view of Casa More. Right. It's never happened. I think it really highlight production, like, desperately needing to shake things up and, like, break up every single couple.
B
Every single couple right now is broken up in my mind.
A
Because even if someone comes back from Casa More and, like, doesn't choose that girl, their girl at home is not going to want them.
B
Yes. And. And now acted like animals. Now they're going to explore. And I think, like, historically, like, the girls don't really explore in Casa More when they have something, you know, because women are. Men are just, like, more loyal and lovely. And so they needed to be shaken, be angry, see what's going on, to really pursue. And they are getting 12 men in their Casa More so that they can actually try and meet new people because they're also stuck and playing it safe in these horrible couplings that are either toxic or boring and fake.
A
Safe.
B
Fake.
A
Yeah. So Casey and Anaya at this point are a complete shell company. Like, it's a fake ass couple. So I have actually had no problem with how he acted at Casa Amore. Like, he's been saying, I don't know how many times he can say it that he wants to explore. There's just nobody to explore.
B
Nobody.
A
He chickened out on the one girl he was gonna explore with. And so he's like, now he's committed to exploring, but it's like, with whom right now? So I have actually no problem with him. And I'm sorry. Like, Anaya really has no ground to stand on. All they do is fight. They're in a fake ass couple. They haven't, like, been kissing at night for quite some time. So I have no problem with him. I think the most shocking, I think at first, like, like, so I thought if there was ever, I actually, like, do kind of believe in sincere and Melanie now.
B
So here's what. Sincere is going to come back to Melanie 1, because nobody in Casa more wants him like the girls, they were not interested in him. No one came in and said, oh, sincere looks better in real life. I think. I don't think he's the most handsome one there. And I think they've seen the show and nobody's interested. No.
A
And the fact that all these girls were fighting over him, like it was actually confusing because Sol and Melanie are both like insane, insane looking women and he's not.
B
So no one's really going to be there to tempt him. And two, I think he really does like Melanie. And I think also a lot of couples really like using people to fuel their toxic relationship the way that Sincere and Melanie use soul she was just upon and getting them to get more into each other. She was never going to say was a way to make Melanie jealous, bring her back. I think that Zach and Kada were just doing that with Caleb. Caleb was never going to Caleb.
A
Caleb.
B
I think that she thought Zach's appropriate reaction would have been, oh, I don't want you to explore. Let's understand, let's close off. Of course, instead it was, I don't want you to explore. So I'm going to go talk to your best friend.
A
So I feel that Kada is so blinded by her, like for Zach and up until last night, like so many of his red flags, I could see how she may be like, you know, they went unnoticed because just as viewers were eagle eyed. But that whole evening where and then the next morning, he didn't make her breakfast like jail. He is so immature. He is so jealous, he's so controlling. And I think she's like forgotten who she is because she was a bombshell and she is definitely top three prettiest girl in the whole villa. Even with the new girls. Like she's insane looking and she gets like strung along by this guy and I really hope she stops liking him after because I thought maybe he would stay loyal. He was just as bad. They were all like barking at each other.
B
The reason he didn't close off is for this exact reason because if he had said to K like, okay, don't talk to Caleb, I want to close off, she would have been. That's what she wanted to hear.
A
So happy.
B
She's only talking to Kayla because Zach literally won't close off with her. And then if he went to Casa, like he wouldn't be able to have all this fun. So he might still choose Kate at the end. Especially because nobody seemed like zeroed in on him. A couple of the girls were zeroed in on Bryce Casey Corbin. Caleb Corbin.
A
Caleb. Just like with everyone, like, that's what everyone's saying about him is like, he's kind of the new Gabriel. He's like very freaky Corbin. That's what I said.
B
You said Caleb, but they have the same name and it's very confusing.
A
They have the same.
B
Like when you write in the chat, Caleb did this. I'm like, wait, why did Corvus do that? Yeah.
A
No, Corbin is just like, kind of freaky. I think he likes everyone and everyone likes him. Like, he's very happy. Go lucky. It was a terrible episode for Kenzie because while she was in it for three seconds, the three seconds that she was in it for did more damage than anyone has ever done in three seconds of reality tv. You with the split big time loser energy, like, that was actually, I feel like people overuse the phrase secondhand embarrassment. Like, you just, it's, you're saying cringe. I felt deep secondhand shame when I was watching that sequence. Like, her being so mad, screaming, fudge you. And then like, Kate is doing it too. Like two big losers. And then Kata walks away and Kenzie's not done. She humps the ground and splits down. I actually need her to go home after that. Like, she should actually be in Fijian jail for that. Okay.
B
Yeah. Well, I think she having a really hard time because she is here for the heart rate challenge and her splits. And she was, she was made for this moment. She was like, so ready and so for the wreck to be ripped out from under her. And I don't even think the get girls are going to get to do their thing.
A
No, of course not.
B
The it seems as though in casa more the way they're going to be. You know, you get into a couple in casa more like, who. Yeah. Is going to be based on their heart rate in the challenge.
A
Oh, cute. They really slayed by telling the audience that there was going to be a tv. So we know the girls don't know. They're getting dressed, they're practicing the splits. They come down, they see a big box with a bow. They think the boys are inside. And we know the experience of knowing like was actually joyful, like, but also
B
it was the experience. If we had had their experience of not knowing awful like, I, I. It also would have been a good experience to be completely shocked that the boys are gone. There's no heart rate challenge. It's costa more. Here you go.
A
Sure, sure. I found it more gratifying no matter
B
how you present it, it's amazing because it was an amazing concept.
A
Now the episode was an hour and 16 minutes and I would argue that like a whole hour of it was watching the back to back heart rate challenges, the girls dancing on the guy. Guys, it was a lot. And it was so unsexy and it was so disgusting. I saw a tweet that was like, being a Casa Amore bombshell is one step above prostitution. Like, and when one of the girls was like, I'm a nanny, I. I actually died and I don't need anymore. Not. I posted it on my Instagram and I feel like people are so like intent on misunderstanding me because they were like, what's wrong with being a nanny? And I'm like, that's not what you meant. There's nothing wrong with it as long as you're not a part time prostitute. Like, there's. Imagine you see your child care provider on TV in a thong, dry humping and getting french fried. That would, Whatever the fuck that is.
B
That would be like being a teacher and being a costume.
A
Yes, yes. My jaw hit the floor. I think that was Tierra. I actually really liked her.
B
I like her too.
A
I like her are insanely pretty.
B
But her nanny career is over now. Oh, but now she's gonna have an influencer career.
A
She just shouldn't have told us she was an Addie. It was just like very inappropriate. Like.
B
Yeah, no coming on there in that way. Like you have to have extreme confidence and sexuality and prowess.
A
You know, it was like being at a strip club.
B
Yeah, but they're not strippers. Like, they're just girls. Right?
A
They're nannies. It was students. There's also very, very homoerotic. The way that they would be like making out with a girl and like, like high fiving each other, holding hands, looking at each other, like at the same time when they were back in the bedroom, like practicing on each other. I'm sure you've seen that clip that's gone viral of Caleb grabbing Z.
B
The whole season is homoerotic and the producers are loving that. I think they think they're producing like heated rivalry or something.
A
Yes. Heated island.
B
Yeah, it.
A
There was. I feel like if I was an alien and I came and watched that 30 minute double back to back heart rate challenge.
B
Like
A
not to be like morality police, but like it was disgusting and it was really upsetting. Like, like these are who we're watching. Do you know what I mean? Like, these are our celebrities. Like they're. It was disgusting.
B
Yeah. Honestly, to me, like, it wasn't any different than what we're always watching on the show.
A
The bed challenge was really.
B
I was just really excited to, like, see new faces. The girls look, I know, super cute and pretty and like, I. I just hate the villagers so much.
A
So much. Really?
B
Really, I do. And when they were screaming you and like, you see the girls faces and they hear and their faces just fallen like, you guys look like the world's biggest losers. I do not know how anybody there. Like, I feel like a lot of the fans, I couldn't disagree more with, like, the Love island fan base, but that's like the voting public and, like, they'll have their way and they'll choose who wins the season or whatever.
A
The Love island fan base is very young.
B
Yeah.
A
It's like a really Gen Z show.
B
They like, love the four girls. They like, do they?
A
Oh, my God, not me.
B
Like, love iconic.
A
I can't actually. Can't imagine a bigger group of losers.
B
No, me neither. And like, as couples, they all stink. Each one.
A
I feel conflicted because I would love for the result of casa more to be as many OG villagers go home. Like, they are not good tv. But then it's like, we're only halfway through the season, so we're really not going to get like big meaningful couples or like, like, because we're just basically starting over. In an ideal world, you never need everyone to go home.
B
Yeah. I want. I like these girls. I need these girls to meet the new guys. Because the guys do.
A
Right. That's what I'm saying. A new cast.
B
Yeah. No, I think they've. They've brought in a new cast. Claudia. They've brought in 18 people.
A
Yeah.
B
12 guys, six girls.
A
Good. I feel like they. If you could tell how badly the season is going based on what happened last night.
B
Yeah. Yes. Yes, you can. You could smell that. Like, the producers were like, okay, we need to shake, rattle the cage.
A
And all of our critiques of the show, I feel, are completely fixed in Love island uk. Like, I actually need. I think after the season, if things don't turn around, like, I think I'll just be switching permanently. Apparently it's like really cute. And like, they kiss a little bit in challenges, but, like, kissing someone's a big deal and they go on dates and they have like 10 bombshells every day.
B
One date. Date.
A
There's not been one date. They have a ton of bombshells. And the bombshells aren't the villains. Like, they're just cast mates.
B
Yeah.
A
Like, the way that they treated Soul and Jen was insane.
B
The. And why did we have no bombshells before Casa More? We literally had Soul, Jen, Caleb, Kaden, and Gabriel.
A
And Kate and Gabriel came on, like, day one.
B
So I don't even had five bombshells in three weeks. And now we have Casa More. That makes no sense. We've had no dates. I also feel like Casa More is early because they needed.
A
They had to push things up.
B
They needed, like. But that's just like, you guys are doing a bad job. Yeah, I think every single, like, obviously, Soul. I mean, Melanie and Sincere are toxic. I actually hate to see them on my screen now kissing as a couple.
A
Me too.
B
They make me sick what they did to Soul. They just used her as a pun. I feel sick. I don't want to see you go. Be happy. Stay in love. I don't care. I'm sick from it. Okay? I'll never get over it. Anaya and Casey, shell company.
A
Shell company incorporated.
B
Trinity and Bryce, I have hope for. But then every single time she talks about their relationship, she says the same thing. In the beginning, I didn't know if it. But every day we get stronger. Okay, like, it's been three weeks. Are you guys a couple yet or. No. Or just talk about in the beginning how he's not your type and blah, blah, blah, blah.
A
Nothing.
B
Last night she's talking like that. Like, when does the couple start?
A
Yeah, right.
B
And who's the fourth couple?
A
Problem riddled with issues. Riddled with issues. I hate him.
B
Kenzie and Corbin were never real. They were lustful, even though she thinks they were.
A
Oh, my God. Oh, and I don't know if, you know, like, Kenzie is actually getting so much hate. And I have to say, I, I, I do think that the Gen Z, like, there, it's a chronically online Gen Z fan base, which is always going to make for, like, real disaster. But I do think they're really onto something with Kenzie. She's been accused of, like, having a black scent while speaking with Corbin. And like, when she was between Corbin and Caleb, the way she talked and the things that she said were so different. And you know what? Let me tell you, people are 100, right? She's actually insane. The way she talks to Caleb. Send me, Corbin, Corbin, Corbin.
B
Send me clips.
A
Like, when they were having the conversation about being lustful. I don't want to do it because,
B
like, don't send me clips next time
A
you see it now that I put you onto it. Like when she talks to the girls or when she talks to Anyone. When she talks to Corbin, she's insane.
B
That's so interesting because when I saw
A
it, I was like, oh, you know, the fan base can be very, like. And they're so mean to Soul. Like, they are just kind of crazy. But you know what? Unfortunately, they ate down with that. They're 100.
B
Right. I'll keep an eye out.
A
Yeah. Code switching, as the kids say.
B
Well, I'm very excited for tonight. Like, so excited to see these new girls. They're beautiful. I just. I love them all.
A
They are.
B
I'm wishing them the best on their journey.
A
I know. And I feel like they all came in with, like. And I think that production sort of is, like, being heavy handed. I think there's a girl for Zach. There's a girl for Bryce. There's a girl for Casey. Like, everyone's getting challenged.
B
Yeah. And I think a lot of. I think Casey will obviously break right.
A
Come back with someone new. Tiara, I think, is his girl.
B
Yeah. I don't know if Bryce will.
A
I don't know if Bryce will either, only because, like, he's so unsexy and, like, he didn't raise any heart rates in that challenge. And I think that it's sort of going to be like a net. Net zero.
B
I think he might. I think a girl might like him because he has a good.
A
Alana liked him, but she's already home.
B
Oh, without Alana, he might not stand a chance.
A
Yeah.
B
I think that Zach is going to explore and. But he's gonna come back to Kada because, like, that's what he likes to do is. I bet. Who knows what the girls are gonna do.
A
I would just love for Kada to, like, commit to someone else.
B
She, like, how is she gonna like someone else in two days? The amount that she likes Back in three weeks when. And one of them said, you're. When Anaya said, you're gonna throw away what we've had for three weeks.
A
She's so unserious. And then she was like, oh, it's over. Like, I'm about to go wild on these guys. And we're like, okay, sure.
B
Sure you are. Sure. Yeah.
A
She's like, it's just such an uncool group of girls, so. And it's such a legitimately, like, evil, loser group of guys. No.
B
And like, when Melanie's like, it, let's go make a grilled cheese.
A
Like, every other word was these guys, let's go make a grilled cheese.
B
Cool.
A
And then Mackenzie's over there, Kenzie doing the splits with her fingers in the air Island.
B
Someone out there please remind me for weenie of the week?
A
Oh, yeah, these are mine.
B
Okay.
A
There's not a queenie to be found on this island. Ian.
B
Ian. That's my queen.
A
He makes me laugh.
B
That's my queen right there. I actually, like, feel sorry for him that he has to watch his show. Me too.
A
But he also does uk, so at least he has like, that joy in his life.
B
Yeah, it's true.
A
That's our Love island recap. That's our show. Thank you guys so much for listening to the toast and Monday morning show where we deliver the fastest stories you need to know everybody through Friday on YouTube. So you're watching us on YouTube. Please don't forget to subscribe and give this video a thumbs up. We're also available as podcast and our podcast can be found Spotify institutions, public radio places and podcast. Hope you guys have an amazing day and we will see you tomorrow.
B
Love ya. Bye.
Episode Title: Loser Island: Monday, June 22nd, 2026
Hosts: Jackie & Claudia Oshry
Date: June 22, 2026
Theme: Recapping pop culture news and reality TV, with a particular focus on Love Island USA and major celebrity and lifestyle updates.
This episode of The Toast dives into a whirlwind Monday catching up after a busy weekend. The sisters tackle everything from new beauty launches and TV upgrades, to a sprawling Love Island USA recap—a cornerstone of the episode—plus rapid-fire takes on the latest fast five pop culture stories. The episode’s tone is witty, fast-paced, and full of their signature inside jokes and sisterly banter.
Timestamps: 01:27 – 03:06
“You’re getting two of my favorite products…for like, severe discount. Plus included is 2 months of Sodo Method for free. So it’s over $300 value for $228.” (01:40, Claudia)
“They actually didn’t refund me after almost choking me with nicotine.” (03:40, Claudia)
Timestamps: 09:34 – 13:41
“When I turned the TV on, I felt blind. And I was seeing for the first time, like, all these new colors.” (09:57, Claudia)
A robust rundown, described as essentials for listeners, includes:
Timestamps: 19:45 – 24:32
“One of these things is not like the other. Like, literally why? I hate when people do that.” (20:38, Claudia)
“She said, ‘He’s better to me in divorce than in marriage.’” (23:40, Jackie)
Timestamps: 27:16 – 31:32
Timestamps: 31:57 – 35:16
Timestamps: 36:16 – 37:44
Timestamps: 38:09 – 43:36
Timestamps: 48:12 – 53:30
“Those who fail to meet a responsibility as fundamental as feeding their children must face the consequences. If they do not provide for their children, they will not be allowed in the stadium.” (48:41, Jackie quoting Buenos Aires mayor)
Timestamps: 04:33 – 13:34, 53:30 – 68:52 (Major Segment)
“It’s such a dreadful show that I can’t wait to watch again tonight.” (07:06, Claudia)
“Being a Casa Amore bombshell is one step above prostitution… Imagine you see your childcare provider on TV in a thong.” (59:39–60:49, Claudia)
| Timestamp | Segment Description | |------------|---------------------------------------------------------------------| | 01:27 | Claudia’s “Claudia Edit” beauty launch & UBeauty discussion | | 03:06 | Hotel “jewel incident” follow-up | | 04:33 | Introduction to Love Island USA recap | | 09:34 | TV tech chat & weekend recaps | | 13:41 | Fast Five stories kickoff (ad section overlap - skip) | | 19:45 | Jelly Roll & Bunny XO divorce and pregnancy news | | 27:16 | Anne Hathaway & Jen Affleck baby announcements | | 31:57 | Critical review of The Valley reality show | | 36:16 | Taylor Swift’s rumored bachelorette party | | 38:09 | Chalamet & Gomez in animated film and celebrity voicework debate | | 48:12 | FIFA World Cup: Argentina bans deadbeat dads from stadiums | | 53:30 | Deep-dive Love Island USA (Casa Amor recap, contestants, predictions)| | 68:38 | Love Island final thoughts, “no queenies” on this season |
For listeners:
If you haven’t watched Love Island USA, this recap tells you who’s who and why the current season is a mess. Major celebrity news is dissected with both humor and sharp skepticism, and you’ll come away with plenty of “must-know” stories for your group chat.