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Claudia
Good morning, girlies. It's the Toast. It's Jackson Claude, and we're your host. It's your favorite show, the best five things you need to know.
Jackson Claude
We'll start your day off.
Claudia
Swirly.
Jackson Claude
It's the Toast.
Claudia
They sound amazing.
Jackson Claude
Welcome back to the Toast and happy hump day. Don't forget to hump someone you love. I'm happy to be your host, Claudia, who has such a wild side that everyone has gotten to know. And speaking of everyone, it's my girl, J.
Claudia
Not just anyone.
Jackson Claude
Not just anyone.
Claudia
Not just anyone. And I do feel confident that in today's episode, you will continue to see Claudia's wild side making good on the wish that Olivia, a younger sister, wished for the world.
Jackson Claude
I'm just updating our whiteboard because yesterday was our second. Second show without talking about the Licks versus Lex drama in a formal capacity. The whiteboard now reflects that. Are there any stories about them today?
Claudia
No, they're not. So I think we're gonna go three for three on days without speaking about it in a formal capacity.
Jackson Claude
We'll see. Time will tell. Last night was the summer house. You know, day watch, summerhouse watch, Lindsay on watch what happens live.
Claudia
Watch the first commercial break.
Jackson Claude
Same. It was boring.
Claudia
Oh, it wasn't boring. I was just getting so late. I'm now in the phase of, like, you know, Charlie transitioning sleep. And so he starts, like, what I went through last spring with Harry, where, like, I had to fall asleep in the bed with him and then transfer him. Like, now I'm going through with Charlie, which means I can't get to my shows till, like, 9. 9:30. That's wild, man.
Jackson Claude
I did feel like it was boring. I think not every episode is going to be a banger. This one, like, I feel like people were sort of, like, grasping at straws, like, looking for stuff. I don't think there was anything. It was just, like, a fine episode. And it was the same for Watch what happens live. And Andy was once again, like, being rude to Mother Hubbard. Like, he.
Claudia
Oh, yeah, he was like. He was. He got.
Jackson Claude
He was moving quickly.
Claudia
He got testy.
Jackson Claude
I do have sympathy for, like, a live show where the guests have so much personality. Like, sometimes just shut up so I can move on to the next segment or cut to a commercial break. Like, people try to have, like, their moment on Watch Drums Live, but he rushes people so, so much sometimes that it's just rude.
Claudia
What about this? How about less segments? Like, the segments are nutty.
Jackson Claude
Yeah, they are.
Claudia
And we're there for the big personality who's trying to have a moment. Like, please, by all means, have a moment. Tell us something interesting.
Jackson Claude
Oh, I felt bad for the bartender because, you know, sometimes people don't realize
Claudia
who corrected Andy and let him know he has three restaurants.
Jackson Claude
The bartender sometimes is a sponsored role where, like, a brand will pay. So Andy has to legally, like, give them 30 seconds. Sometimes you could tell it's just like, a friend of a friend, and Andy just, like, really? But this guy, like, I think he got contractually, like, one question. He was having his moment, and I did feel bad. Like, I, I, I do think it's a waste of a brand's money to go and watch.
Claudia
Why I now know he has three restaurants. One called the dirty, one called Jack and Charlie. Because he should go on Namesake. He should come on Namesake.
Jackson Claude
He should go on Namesake. I have been there.
Claudia
So the streets are saying that they like Namesake. And by the streets, I mean Claudia's best friend's mom, which is a really influential figure in your life.
Jackson Claude
She's my Moroccan friend's mom. And I would say at this point, like, she's my friend. And she was DMing me this morning about Namesake because she has a son named Ruby.
Claudia
So her son could go on Namesake.
Jackson Claude
He could. I just want to say I'm glad that the fandom is, like, growing for, For Namesake, because it's going to take a lot for me to, for me to get on board.
Claudia
Maybe it's like my solo project, passion project.
Jackson Claude
Like, I've always said, one of these days, like, I will do a podcast with Ben. Like, one of these days, one of these. It's coming.
Claudia
So I think one of these days
Jackson Claude
you will also host a podcast called Namesake.
Claudia
I think it's a solo mission. I think I gotta fly solo, and I'm okay. I love that, like, there's some things that, like, I could not do without you. But maybe I meant to do Namesake on my own and in terms of my dream, not yours.
Jackson Claude
Yeah, no, it's not my dream. And in terms of, like, interview formats, one on one is so much better than two on one.
Claudia
Yeah, I feel like I'll really, I'll get to the bottom of things with Charlie Puth. Listen, we should reach out to his team and, like, have. Who do you think should be the first person on Namesake who inspired it?
Jackson Claude
Was it Charlie Puth?
Claudia
I think so. But there's another person, Michaela Agara. She didn't inspire it, but she was definitely a big get for for Namesake.
Jackson Claude
Levi from Summer House. No, she was a Late Edition. It was like, Harry Jowsey Levi from
Claudia
Summer House is a Late Edition. Yeah.
Jackson Claude
And you could also, now that I'm thinking about it, have my good friend Harry Styles.
Claudia
Yes, I could. Of course, Prince Harry.
Jackson Claude
I saw somebody post something really interesting because it's so true. Not Harry Styles and Zoe Kravitz having to announce their engagement, like, to the public twice. It was like, it was reported in two waves. Like, people didn't care enough the first time. So then it was reported again yesterday, like, tmz. Like, it's confirmed. Like, you said that a few days ago.
Claudia
Well, I feel like when I first saw it, I just. When someone puts out an engagement and it's, like, not from their Instagram or whatever, I just, like, don't believe it because, like, these rats from a piece of jewelry lie, lie, lie. So they did need to confirm it.
Jackson Claude
I just think people don't care. And I just want to say I kind of care. I was talking about this. So yesterday I recorded Nuts Getting Enough Out. We did, like, pop culture. And she was like, why does nobody care about Lewis Hamilton and Kim Kardashian? And I'm like, they just don't. It's not interesting. Kim's not, like, having her viral moment right now. And she was like, people also don't really care about Zoe Kravitz and Harry Styles. And that's true, but I want to say that's not my truth. I happen to be, like, on ship for them. I'm excited about the prospect, and I'm all good.
Claudia
Yeah, but you. You're not, like, as excited as you could be, you know, like Michelle Sinai and Dr. Dre, just because some things have that it factor. Magic.
Jackson Claude
Yeah.
Claudia
And some things are, like, kind of obvious and a little boring, but boring for a relationship is good, so that's good for sure.
Jackson Claude
Actual relationship stability is hot. I feel like we live in a world where, like, people who are happily married, like, aren't the most interesting. It's like the Aria you're always saying, like, the Ariana Maddox trajectory. Like, why can't married people get brand deals? Like, for me, like, my idols, people get brand deals. And obviously I'm speaking for turd self. Like, my idols, like, people I look up to, like, are stable. Like, I only want to, like, watch content of people who, like, have shalom bite.
Claudia
Yeah.
Jackson Claude
Inner peace.
Claudia
Yeah. I find that very influential to me.
Jackson Claude
Yes. Me as well.
Claudia
Yeah.
Jackson Claude
It's kind of how, like, when I became a mom, I stopped following or, like, engaging with any sort of like toxic moms who like make like, oh, can't wait to put my kid to bed so I can kill myself. Like, you know what I mean? Like, I hate that. I hate it.
Claudia
Yeah.
Jackson Claude
I want toxic positivity. Like, I don't even want to talk about the hard stuff because it doesn't matter. And like harping on it just makes it harder.
Claudia
No. Yeah. And then it's like more time you spent in the hard. Yeah.
Jackson Claude
No. And it's like it was hard, but it was us. Like, who cares? Yeah. So I apply that also to like relationships. Like I'm only if you. I want boring content. I want peaceful content. I want people who go to bed at 8 o' clock and just like scroll and fall asleep together, you know?
Claudia
Yeah. Yeah.
Jackson Claude
Ben went to the game last night and it was kind of a star studded affair.
Claudia
I mean, Kylie and Timothy.
Jackson Claude
So like when me and Ben go to Nick games, I take Ben's glasses because I have like pretty good vision. But Ben wears like an actual micro, like a pair of binoculars and so it helps me like look at the front row, see who's there. So I like. My influence on Ben is like now he goes to the games with his friends and he takes pictures of the celebrities and sends them to me. And it was a packed house at MSG last night. You know, the usuals. Tracy Morgan, Ben Stiller. But Tracy Morgan was there with Tina Fey. Tracy and Liz and then of course
Claudia
Kimmy and then sitting next to Tina. And Kylie was sitting next to Ben Stiller.
Jackson Claude
Yeah. I thought it was weird. I thought they should have switched.
Claudia
I feel like Tina Fey has like made jokes about the Kardashians.
Jackson Claude
Absolutely.
Claudia
And that would be a little awkward. Kylie would have to. Kylie would always be polite because she's a queen, but.
Jackson Claude
No, but she's definitely.
Claudia
Whether it's like Timothy, a little pinch. He's like, no, I want to sit next to Ben Stiller. And it's like, get over there.
Jackson Claude
No, like a little elbow. Sit down.
Claudia
You know, she has sharp elbows too.
Jackson Claude
Too. She's so skinny.
Claudia
Yeah.
Jackson Claude
Also did you see at Stagecoach. I totally forgot to talk about this. When we were recapping Stagecoach, Brett Young who's like, was on his way to being a huge country star and somehow like fell off. He did his set wearing.
Claudia
I think he chose Shalom Bite, actually.
Jackson Claude
You do?
Claudia
I do. Like he has a Shalom Bite.
Jackson Claude
He does. But for a man like, you don't have to make a choice. You can have Shalom Bite and Be a huge channel.
Claudia
Have you been seeing like those reports about him? Like, I mean, because he's been doing interviews and stuff about how he prioritizes fatherhood. He doesn't do any shows during the week, he travels on the weekend. But he is with his kids more than like 90% of fathers.
Jackson Claude
So shalom by it means like peace of the home, which means just like inner peace and yeah, like having a stable family life. I totally agree. And I just for a career, like it's really impossible for a man to like lose his career because he was too busy being at home. It's just like not how it works. And Brett Young, there was like an era and I think he was really like lifted up by Sam Hunt falling off. Like he was so up and coming banger after banger and he just kind of fell off. And yes, he does like get married and have kids, but I don't feel
Claudia
like, I think there's just like a lot of country guys and there are actually a lot of even successful. Like if there's a hundred mid country artists, even like 20 of them will become huge, but then just leave 80.
Jackson Claude
The reason why I brought him up is because he played his Stagecoach set in that T shirt that's like a mockery of the Beatles where it's like Kim, but it's Kim, Kylie, Khloe, Courtney and Kendall.
Claudia
I love.
Jackson Claude
That's weird. Yeah, me too. But like, why do you do that?
Claudia
I mean, personally, I can't understand someone who wouldn't wear that shirt.
Jackson Claude
So of course the biggest like day of their career.
Claudia
I can't speak to why he wouldn't wear why he shouldn't wear it.
Jackson Claude
People in the tick tock comment section work, like guessing that maybe he lost a bet.
Claudia
Oh, cool.
Jackson Claude
Like fantasy football. Maybe like March Madness.
Claudia
I don't know. I just don't think that's true because I don't think he's that big of a loser. Loser sneeze.
Jackson Claude
I could see him being a loser, to be honest.
Claudia
Why, why do you being so hard on him? I think he's such a cutie.
Jackson Claude
Am I being hard on him?
Claudia
Called him not successful, Lost a bet
Jackson Claude
I knew wasn't success. Okay, I guess like I, I'm being really harsh on Brett Young. My bad, my bad.
Claudia
I think he's so great. I love his music. We saw him perform once at Surf Watch. Oh no, you weren't there.
Jackson Claude
You saw him at Surf Lodge. Why wasn't I there?
Claudia
Me, Margot Washe and Margot Lewin. I don't know what the circumstances were
Jackson Claude
that I wasn't there and you weren't there. Brett Young at Surf Lodge. They only have the worst people. Come perform at Surf Lodge.
Claudia
Young at Surf Lodge. I believe the year was 2019. That's when all the great things was my fat ass socially happened. I remember I was out east with the Margos. Yeah.
Jackson Claude
Well, that song of his sleep without you is literally the best song ever made. As long as the night as a beauty Yellow cap shooting me a text Ain't coming home soon. Oh. So yeah, Ben went to the game, the next one, next tape. And hopefully they, you know, keep doing
Claudia
that, continue to win.
Jackson Claude
So we can keep getting Tyler and Kimothy. I don't know why I can't see say their names. I'm having a stroke now for the second time. Timothy and Ky. K. Tim.
Claudia
Yeah. But you could have said just Ty.
Jackson Claude
Is that their name or Kimothy.
Claudia
I like Kimothy better even though it
Jackson Claude
sounds like Kim Kardashian's dating Timothy.
Claudia
Ky. That's good.
Jackson Claude
That's cute.
Claudia
I like that. I like. We've got a great.
Jackson Claude
Excuse me.
Claudia
Got a great sneeze for you.
Jackson Claude
We've got a great loser sneeze. We've got a great show. We have our summer house recap.
Claudia
We do.
Jackson Claude
We have stories like.
Claudia
Let me. Let me refresh myself. What are the.
Jackson Claude
Is your shirt from Amazon?
Claudia
No. Avara.
Jackson Claude
Oh, I'm just like really showing myself. I just have a similar shirt.
Claudia
Oh. You know, like actually like light bites. I would say. I would describe today stores as light bites.
Jackson Claude
Yeah, I like that.
Claudia
Yeah. You know, just like a little. Little snacky, chewy little thing. Snacky, chewy, snacky, chewy. Like it's not like. It's not a big meal. The stories aren't meal like. And they're also not. They're definitely sweet. You know, it's not like a. A celery stick.
Jackson Claude
I would hope not.
Claudia
But sometimes we could have a celery stick. If it's like business, I would call that a celery stick.
Jackson Claude
I miss business.
Claudia
I know. I don't know why. Like, I guess. Yeah, everything's in waves here at the Terse Dino.
Jackson Claude
It's so true.
Claudia
So, yeah, light bites. I'm looking forward to discussing and munching on these light bites on these hors d'. Oeuvres in the fast five stories that. No, the pffb is the orders.
Jackson Claude
Yeah.
Claudia
In the fast five stories that you do need to know.
Jackson Claude
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You mean this?
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Claudia
Thank you, Turtle.
Jackson Claude
L. You're welcome. What journal? Oh, like can you go?
Claudia
Can you say journal? It's really simple. Rolls off the tongue. Her first story, big music news. Ariana Grande announces her new album Petal, and sets a July release date. July. So Ariana Grande has announced the title and release date for her eighth studio album called Petal, executive produced and co written by she and Ilia, who like, works a lot with Max Martin and worked on Eternal Sunshine. Yeah, So I feel like she made a whole big deal about how she, like, wasn't doing music anymore. She's got the acting theater bug.
Jackson Claude
Yeah. But then I feel like she didn't get nominated for an Oscar and she was like, this whole thing was for nothing. I'm going back to music.
Claudia
You're lying. You really thought it was. I really actually maybe, like. Sorry to just, you know, debase her, but like, maybe it was just because of Ethan. Like, maybe she wants to be an actress because she was dating an actor and she's the sort of girl who like.
Jackson Claude
Are they not dating anymore?
Claudia
No, they're not together anymore.
Jackson Claude
Are you sure?
Claudia
I'm pretty sure. Let's look it up.
Jackson Claude
I haven't heard that.
Claudia
I feel like that that was Ariana Grande.
Jackson Claude
Ethan Slater, I think they are still together.
Claudia
They are
Jackson Claude
fairly certain on one part. Like they have to stay together for their whole lives. I thought what they did.
Claudia
I thought so too. Okay, so it's not just because she was like, acting for him.
Jackson Claude
She's not publicly single. She is still believed to be with Ethan Slater as of latest information, according to chat.
Claudia
So it wasn't just to be his, like, dream theater girl.
Jackson Claude
No, no, I don't think she was larping. Like, you know when you get a new personality when you date someone? Yeah, No, I don't think.
Claudia
And like, you're in their world and he's like, with actors, actors on actors.
Jackson Claude
I think maybe like Wicked was such a whirlwind and it required so much of her that she thought all movies would be like that and so she would have no time for music. But then she did like Meet the Fockers, which is just like a regular movie and you probably work for like a month or two. And she was like, wait, maybe I can do both.
Claudia
Yeah.
Jackson Claude
And so now she's like, never mind. I do think the Oscar thing, like, really pissed her off, honestly.
Claudia
Interesting. But she did get nominated for the first movie, right? So she.
Jackson Claude
No.
Claudia
Oh, okay. Are you sure?
Jackson Claude
I don't think so. No. Did Ariana.
Claudia
Because, like, at least she could then be like Oscar nominated actress.
Jackson Claude
I don't even think she did. Let me just ask. Chat really quick. Well, damn.
Claudia
I also feel like someone needs to tell her she doesn't need to make like these grand proclamations.
Jackson Claude
Sorry. She did. She did, she did.
Claudia
Okay, so she's nominated. She's asking.
Jackson Claude
Yeah, that's. That's good.
Claudia
That's pretty cool. You don't need to make like grand proclamations. Like, I'm not Doing music anymore. Like, just see what happens, you know, like, wait and see. I feel like a lot of people do that and then they have to like undo what they said and it's like, just don't say big statements.
Jackson Claude
Just don't share your plans with us.
Claudia
Yeah. Especially if you don't know what they are.
Jackson Claude
Move in silence.
Claudia
But I mean, she's a great musical artist, like a once in a lifetime sort of talent. Like, it would have been sad if she wasn't making like bops anymore and she's a bop maker. So I, as a consumer of bops, like, I look forward to listening to what this album holds.
Jackson Claude
Yeah. And I do think with the perspective of hindsight, Eternal Sunshine. Well, I don't know how commercially successful it was in the moment. I do feel like as far as albums go, it made quite an impact. Like.
Claudia
No, I think it was very successful. It's very good. There are a couple of.
Jackson Claude
There was a lot of discourse about it at the time.
Claudia
There are a couple of like amazing songs on it. Yeah. I think it did everything that you hope an album will do.
Jackson Claude
I watched a really interesting tick tock about Ariana Grande's acting career from like a, like an actor, like, like a film buff. And I guess like Ariana's thing is that she will do a movie, but a, like sort of a prerequisite for her rider. And like contractually they have to agree, like she handles her own glam because, you know, she has this thing where like she won't show one side of her face and she has to wear her hair a certain way. She's like. I don't want to use the word like insecure, but like particular.
Claudia
Yes.
Jackson Claude
And when you're an actress, like, you just can't be that way. Like, you just can't. You have to be a chameleon and you have to let them like do their thing. And so this Tik Tok was reviewing, I guess they saw Meet the Fockers or whatever this new movie is called. And it's like this kind of distracting thing where she's like this pop star sitting in glam, like when she's supposed to be like a daughter in law. And I didn't know that that was a part. And I guess she did it in Wicked, but Wicked was so like big and theatrical that it didn't, you know, you didn't notice it, but you could
Claudia
tell that she played Wicked.
Jackson Claude
Yeah. Because she just looked just like herself. Like.
Claudia
Yeah. I think Kim also does that. I don't think Kim would let anyone else touch her face, even for.
Jackson Claude
Yeah.
Claudia
And so she's always gonna look like Kim Kardashian.
Jackson Claude
You know, it's limiting. It's limiting. I didn't know that.
Claudia
Like, you have to be down to clown.
Jackson Claude
You have to be down to be ugly. Like, for real.
Claudia
Would you gain weight? Would you gain weight? Me? Not you. These people. These, like, no. Does Kim want to be an actress Bad.
Jackson Claude
Would Ari? Could she? No, she.
Claudia
I don't think she would. So, like, yeah, I guess that's like, you're not a serious actor if you won't do that.
Jackson Claude
You're not.
Claudia
Yeah, I wouldn't be a serious actor. I. I need my own glam.
Jackson Claude
Actually, there's this viral clip. I don't know if you've seen it. It's like, I think it's many years old, but it just started resurfacing again. I've now seen it twice where Hillary Swank is, like, doing a moderated panel or whatever, and there's an audience Q A, and this woman gets up and asks her, like, quite literally, the most unnecessary question. I guess there's an episode of the Office where the whole premise is everybody in the Office is arguing whether or not Hillary Swank is beautiful. Like, some people. Like, no, she's not. And the question was like, have you ever seen the episode what do you think? Which, like, I don't know what brain dead person thinks. That's a good question. And her answer is very much like, I've. Like, I. I think I. I haven't seen it, but I know that it exists. And, like, my whole thing is, like, I just play real people, and, like, some people are ugly and some people are not. And so, like, that's why she's a great actress. She's not afraid to be considered ugly. Even though I'm watching the panel, I'm like, no, she's very pretty, but she plays ugly people.
Claudia
Yeah, yeah.
Jackson Claude
Remember she played, like, that kind of manly boxer.
Claudia
Yeah. So Million Dollar Baby.
Jackson Claude
Yeah. Right. Range.
Claudia
She's not afraid to get ugly.
Jackson Claude
No, no. But I think when you're, like, such a bombshell, like, it's not a question whether or not Sydney Sweeney is, like, insanely beautiful, even though people like to be like, she's not that hot. It's like, okay, ugly. Whatever you say. So it's like, it's fun to play ugly because no one's really gonna think you're ugly.
Claudia
No, but, like, I actually am surprised. I've, like, seen a couple clips from, like, Euphoria and stuff. And like, she's not afraid to like embarrass herself as an actress. And it's. It's quite surprising, especially with this like, baby only fan stuff. Have you been seeing that? Mm. Like it's not on her because she didn't write that. And she's just.
Jackson Claude
And we know that the people who do write the show are like, freaky
Claudia
as hell disgusting, but like, she just like, does it or. I saw the scene where she's like, the one where she went viral. Like, I've never been so happy in my life. Like, her face. I've never ever been a shirt. She looks crazy.
Jackson Claude
Her character is a crazy girl. Like a really desperate love struck loser. But she's like the popular girl, but nobody knows how big of a loser she actually is.
Claudia
That's crazy. And then I just saw a scene from her and Nate's wedding where she's like dancing on him.
Jackson Claude
Yeah, they did like a choreographed dance
Claudia
and she says, like really like gets after it.
Jackson Claude
Yeah, she's a good actress. She really.
Claudia
She is.
Jackson Claude
You would think, except that movie. Anyone but you. She should have that deleted from the Internet. It is the worst acting performance from a human being I've ever seen.
Claudia
People liked it. Claudia.
Jackson Claude
I enjoyed the movie. I'm not saying it was a bad movie. Her performance was someone's first time on earth. Like, it was not. It was bad.
Claudia
Well, the place looks great.
Jackson Claude
It always does.
Claudia
So new RA music. That's exciting. Like, sure, sure.
Jackson Claude
Yeah, sure. Petal.
Claudia
Petal. Cute. Cute. Oh, oh. Because, Petal. Because I have this right here. Something that is full of life and growing through the cracks of something cold and hard and challenging.
Jackson Claude
What a petal. I can't think too hard about Ariana Grande because I just end up disliking her.
Claudia
Yeah.
Jackson Claude
What she did. Like, every time we talk about her and we say positive things, we have to just bring up the fact that she broke up a family. They both did. They both did. A family with a newborn baby. Like Lily J, whatever that girl's name was. Like, no, that's not her name. It's Lily J, I think.
Claudia
Hold on. On my way. I'm on my way. Lily J.
Jackson Claude
There isn't enough justice in the world for that girl. And I don't even think she got any. Like, people don't believe in, you know, Bow and Yang's always like, don't believe what you hear about Ari. And it's like, no, I do believe it. Just. And she wrote a piece in like New Yorker. Pretty Much confirming the whole thing. Yeah, there isn't enough justice in the world for that woman.
Claudia
Yeah, I agree. You got to keep it surface with Ari. You can look beneath the surface.
Jackson Claude
You really. For me, at least. Like, I unfortunately cannot stand due to my moral compass.
Claudia
You cannot stand.
Jackson Claude
Did I say stand?
Claudia
You did.
Jackson Claude
I meant Stan. I can't, like, fully dive deep.
Claudia
No, no, no. Surface.
Jackson Claude
I can stream. I can have fun. I can even go to a concert.
Claudia
Wicked can. But I.
Jackson Claude
Of course, of course I can't give a part of my. My soul, you know, like I do to some of my faves, like.
Claudia
Taylor, you cannot ride.
Jackson Claude
I cannot ride.
Claudia
I understand.
Jackson Claude
All right. Energy, my heart. You. Yeah.
Claudia
Are you ready for our next story?
Jackson Claude
No, I'm not. Because on my morning Tik tok squirrel today, I watched just like 10 minute deep dive. You know, they talked about it on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, but I feel like. Like no one was listening. Lisa Rinner just shared the fun fact that her mom was actually, like, a victim of that serial killer. David Carpenter. Yeah, she was like, the first one. He tried to kill her and then went to jail for, like, seven years and got out and then became a serial killer. Well, somebody did like, a whole deep dive on the actual incident of what happened to Lois Rinna. Let me tell you, it's the craziest story I've ever heard. I was like, like, gripping my seat. Terrible story. She was, like, friends with him. He was like some loser from her workplace who had a stutter. And she was nice to him. Big mistake. He, like, kidnapped her in his car and, like, drove out to a military base and started beating the out of her, tried to kill her.
Claudia
Oh, my God. I remember such a crazy story. It's a crazy story.
Jackson Claude
Yeah. And I guess he wasn't a serial killer yet, right? She was gonna be his first victim, but she fought so hard. He chopped off two of her fingers.
Claudia
Oh, my God.
Jackson Claude
It was a crazy story.
Claudia
Oh, my God. That's insane.
Jackson Claude
Yeah, it really was, actually.
Claudia
Speaking of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, sort of our next story, White Lotus season four casts, sort of, because they've casted Laura Der, not to exactly replace Helena Bonham Carter, but this new character that they're developing instead in place of Helena Bonham Carter. However, the rumor will was swirling at one point that it would be Jennifer Tilly cast as Helena's replacement. And let me just tell you, this is a missed opportunity.
Jackson Claude
I completely agree.
Claudia
With all respect to Ms. Dern, even
Jackson Claude
though Jennifer Tilly is so similar to Helena Bonham Carter that if what their statement said was true, then they'd need someone different. Like, Laura Dern is very different from Helena.
Claudia
Yeah. No, and it would, like, just prove that it was more of a personality conflict, because here we go. We have another quirky.
Jackson Claude
Yeah.
Claudia
You know, ethereal actress.
Jackson Claude
Yeah. But this put, like, a seed in my head. Like, I need Jennifer Tilly on a season of White Lotus. It doesn't have to be this. But I'm so here for the resurgence of Jennifer Tilly's acting career. She's one of my favorite people, like, I've ever discovered through Bravo, and she has so much lore outside of her Bravo tenure. It's, like, the least interesting thing about her. The Simpsons, Chucky, like, just everything. Did she win an Oscar?
Claudia
I think so. Or nominated.
Jackson Claude
Remember she was talking about nominated for an Academy Award? For what? Oh, Broadway.
Claudia
She's also an Acentura.
Jackson Claude
Oh, my God. She's an Ace Ventura pet detective. You're right. She's the love interest, Right?
Claudia
Yeah.
Jackson Claude
That movie's so good.
Claudia
First.
Jackson Claude
No. She's so iconic.
Claudia
Yeah. She really is. So Laura Jordan. It just feels like she's already been in White Lotus, like, a thousand percent. She's an amazing actress. It's just, like, a little uninspired. But I don't want to, like, throw shade. It's just. It doesn't excite me, you know? And now it's like, instead of getting, like, a type of Z character of the quirky older woman, like, we're getting very type A, you know, she plays, like, Renata. Like, my daughter needs to get into Amabel's mom.
Jackson Claude
For sure. It's a safe choice. It's not going to be bad. But I liked the route we were going down initially with the more quirky, eccentric Jennifer Tilly type.
Claudia
Mm.
Jackson Claude
But this just reminds, like, if you are a showrunner, if you work in casting right now, there's clearly huge demand for Jennifer Tilly. So, like, put her in. Put her in coach.
Claudia
I would even say Lisa Rinna, too. Yeah.
Jackson Claude
Even though Lisa Rinna is not a, like, extremely skilled actress, and she's such a big personality, and she's so recognizable with the lips and the hair. I think it's very hard to suspend disbelief and watch her pretend to be anything other than Lisa Rinna now. Yeah.
Claudia
What do you think about back in the day, though?
Jackson Claude
Well, that was before she was like, Lisa Rinna and had, like, the lips and, like, the cultural cachet.
Claudia
Yeah. Yeah. I also think, like, the fact, like, Traders was Like, bad for her resume in terms of acting.
Jackson Claude
Absolutely. That was one of the worst performances. And you know who should go into acting?
Claudia
Rob.
Jackson Claude
Correct. Literally anyone else. Colton. Like, literally anyone but Lisa.
Claudia
Yeah.
Jackson Claude
She should stick to hosting and reality TV and fashion.
Claudia
Yeah. Not good for her acting chops.
Jackson Claude
It was not a ringing endorsement by any means. That's so true.
Claudia
Well, congrats to Laura Dern, the part a million girls would have killed for, quite literally, once again.
Jackson Claude
Once again, I saw something else interesting on my morning scroll. Vogue is really leaning into the Devil Wears Prada of it all. They have a podcast that's hosted by the new swirly.
Claudia
What's her name, the new editor in chief.
Jackson Claude
Chloe.
Claudia
Yeah, that sounds right.
Jackson Claude
It's a podcast. I don't know how frequently they release. It's the first time I've ever seen it. And she was sitting down with the real life Emily, and she was talking about Lauren Weisberg. Is that her name?
Claudia
Yeah.
Jackson Claude
The girl who wrote the book who's like the Andy character, Devil Wears product people might not even know is based on a book of, like, a real girl who was Anna Wintour's assistant. Emily is also a real person and she talks about how they found out about the book for the very first time. Anna calls her into her office and she's like, do you remember a Lauren Weisberg? And she's like, yeah, kind of. And they. She's writing a book about us. And actually I only saw one clip, but it did look good and it kind of made me want to watch it.
Claudia
That does sound good. But she worked there a long time in the movie, right? Like maybe eight months or so.
Jackson Claude
Emma, Andy. Yeah, yeah.
Claudia
So they would remember her.
Jackson Claude
Yeah. I don't think Anna would have remembered her if not for this book.
Claudia
No, no, no. Of course the movie makes it seem like she would. You know, she's the one that got away.
Jackson Claude
And you know what's so funny? It's like I've seen quite literally no interviews with the author. I feel like this day and age when a book gets adapted. They're everywhere. She's very quiet.
Claudia
I know. And what's also funny is she wrote a sequel. When life gives you Lululemons, it's like a sequel adjacent. But Emily sequel. No. Yes. It's m. I read it.
Jackson Claude
It's when they moved to Connecticut.
Claudia
They don't move to Connecticut. It's about like a. Some senator's wife or whatever. But, like, she needs pr and then I think Emily is like a big time pr.
Jackson Claude
Oh, I think you're right. It's like a spin off.
Claudia
It's a spin off. It's so good, by the way. You should.
Jackson Claude
It is. It's a. I did read it.
Claudia
They should. No, no, you, dear reader, should read it. And they should make that into a movie.
Jackson Claude
Yeah. But not connect it with Devil Wears.
Claudia
No, no.
Jackson Claude
Like, it didn't need to be Emily's character. Like, it was just a girl who works in pr and it was a good book.
Claudia
Yeah, it was. It had like a cute connection to Devil Wears Pride and it's obviously a good author, so it was good.
Jackson Claude
Yeah. But I would love to hear from Lauren. Lauren Self. And at the time of the film, like, the original movie, was there any interviews with her ever about her time and her connection and what did she think of. I would love to hear from these people.
Claudia
Right? I have no idea.
Jackson Claude
I would love to know. Yeah, they should get her on the Vogue podcast. But I'm sure she's Persona non grata.
Claudia
Even though they're all, like, lapping it up.
Jackson Claude
They're leaning into, like, the fictionalized version. But I think the actual book, like, was quite scathing. Yeah.
Claudia
Yeah. Our next story, a crazy update in the sports scandal that is rocking the world. Are you ready for today's news between Diana Rossini and. And Mike Vrabel.
Jackson Claude
I am, but I have to speak
Claudia
my truth that you don't care.
Jackson Claude
Not only is this story, like, do nothing for me, like, I literally do not care. I do not follow. I do not know these people. Like, I. I actually hate it now. Why? Because I'm being forced to pretend to
Claudia
care, you know, on this show. You mean?
Jackson Claude
I don't want to be like a naysayer. So I will talk about it, but I want everyone to know, like, I hate these people and I don't care.
Claudia
I. I don't know these people. So I don't like. It's not even about the people for me, like, oh, my God, a reporter and the coach like that. But just the way that they've gone about their affair over the last six years. Everything that comes out is crazier than including the Sun's Spotify playlist. And now it's the Spotify playlist.
Jackson Claude
Yeah.
Claudia
So according to the Spotify playlist, Diana Rossini tried to help Mike Vrabel get over a four game losing streak with a mediocre Spotify playlist. At least that's what the Internet believes after the NFL Insider streaming activity surfaced on Monday. So someone found that she had made a Spotify playlist. In December of 2022 called turn in the Page. And she shared that playlist with a user named Mike. It just so happens that that date coincides with a four game Titans losing streak, the game that the team that he was coaching for. So she like made him a playlist in 2022.
Jackson Claude
She made him a mixtape.
Claudia
Yeah, a bunch of like inspirational songs to like get him out of his funk. And that's 2022.
Jackson Claude
Well, maybe if she had put the sun is Rising by Britt Nicole on, he would have started winning around. That is the most inspiring song. If you need to listen to one song, like to change your life, like, you're about to embark on this huge. What's the most inspiring song you've ever heard? I have a few. Brit Nicole is up there. I feel like that Mary J. Blige song you said I'll never be a leader Doubt, I think it's called.
Claudia
Yeah, that's good. That's a really good one. Of course, like, the climb is the most inspiration. The climb that should have been on her playlist.
Jackson Claude
Taking Chances by Celine Dion. This is our Diana Rubell, whatever her name is. This is our mix.
Claudia
This is our mic playlist. But you would just think like two people and then.
Jackson Claude
Sorry, Broken Hearted by Carmen.
Claudia
Well, that's only if he wants to go on the treadmill.
Jackson Claude
Yeah, right.
Claudia
You would think two people engaging in an affair, like, would be a little more covert to title the playlist Mike.
Jackson Claude
They're boomers. Like, they don't know that things can. That their Spotify podcast can be followed. Like they don't know these things. I didn't even know that, honestly.
Claudia
Yeah, but also they probably thought at the time they're known people, but they're kind of private. They're random. Like, it's not like they're celebrities. Celebrities engaging in an illicit affair where they have to use code names and whatnot. So, like, I don't think they ever thought it would get out there that anyone would care. And so they were just the. The breadcrumbs are loaves, as we say,
Jackson Claude
because they are boomers who don't know anything. And like, I don't think they thought people would ever care this much. And to be clear, I don't even
Claudia
like, no, I. I care about the way that they've moved over the last six years. It's really the craziest thing I've ever seen.
Jackson Claude
Kind of ship. It's like a very long standing relationship.
Claudia
But the kid thing is they're like both married. He's still married. He was, like, just caught, like, buying a gift for his wife. So I don't know. Business.
Jackson Claude
Where do we go from here?
Claudia
Yeah.
Jackson Claude
Business as usual.
Claudia
Yeah. I actually had a dream that I was up for the job of Patriots head coach.
Jackson Claude
Not you making the situation about yourself.
Claudia
No, I know, but I just came back to me, like, I guess this story has infiltrated my dreams, and I clearly. And I had a dream that I was up for the role of head coach, and it was a very interesting.
Jackson Claude
Get it?
Claudia
It was. I woke up. It was very much like a Ted Lasso situation, where it's like, of course I'm not.
Jackson Claude
Let's bring in the podcaster.
Claudia
I'm not equipped for the role. But, like, they saw so many of my other skills as being, like, really great for coaching. Coaching.
Jackson Claude
Right. I kind of feel that.
Claudia
Right. I think I'd be a good coach. Better teacher. Coaches need, like, a lot of energy. It's very physical. A lot of standing. I'd rather be a teacher.
Jackson Claude
Yeah. Unless, like, is there a job where you could coach sitting down?
Claudia
Yeah. Chairs.
Jackson Claude
Yeah. They have a bench.
Claudia
This doesn't have, like, a good back support.
Jackson Claude
I need a lumbar. Absolutely. I need a pillow, too.
Claudia
Are you ready for our next story? Our fourth story? I am just. Actors being weird. Actors being weird. Charlize Theron and Taryn Egerton were, quote, forced to take baths next to each other while making their new movie.
Jackson Claude
What, like, cold plunges? Or like.
Claudia
Like, there was one bathtub?
Jackson Claude
I just want to say Charlize Theron is pissing me off. She said that Timothy Chalamet thing, and then. I don't know if you saw that, like, day she was asked about it, like, what did you mean when you said, like, AI is going to take the jobs of actors but not live performers? And she was like, I don't even really know what I meant by that. I was just trying to hurt Timothy. Like, okay, you're literally 20 years older than him, and you are not a part of this conversation.
Claudia
Trying to hurt Timothy.
Jackson Claude
Yeah. Like, leave Timothy alone.
Claudia
Timothy. There's no real path for him to be on Namesake. That's about.
Jackson Claude
Let's think. Well, I. I plan on having more children, so.
Claudia
Oh, my God. Imagine. Well, then you have to have a tailor.
Jackson Claude
So we could have Taylor Swift. Yeah, absolutely.
Claudia
I guess. I know Kardashians could be on Namesake.
Jackson Claude
No.
Claudia
Okay. It is what it is. You know, let me think.
Jackson Claude
Hold on. Any of the kids?
Claudia
I was just trying to think of the kids.
Jackson Claude
No, we should Shut the podcast down.
Claudia
Wait. You've had good.
Jackson Claude
This is gonna be a little controversial. Okay. We could have Caitlyn, formerly shares a name with my father in law, Bruce Offer.
Claudia
I think it works. I think it works.
Jackson Claude
There's a very light connection, but that is the tie.
Claudia
And I think that's what's so great about Namesake. It's like you don't get to choose who you're going to talk to because
Jackson Claude
you don't get to choose your family.
Claudia
You don't get to choose your name.
Jackson Claude
So it'll. That'll be like the title like Namesake because you don't get to choose your name.
Claudia
Yeah. And I also think, like, other shows that can have any guests on, like, it just becomes so, like, routine. It's like, I think having guests on is so boring, like, because you can
Jackson Claude
have anyone on, like, yawn.
Claudia
But I find when you have, like, parameters that you have to work within in anything that you do, you know, like a theme party, like, it just. There's so much more options for creativity as opposed to just having, like, your pick of the litter. I was actually just saw a reel about, like, interior design, and this designer was like, oftentimes some of the projects that have, like, a lot of limits, like, whether it's like the spacing or the small space or, you know, there's a thing you're forced to get creative, and that's what Namesake is absolutely a forced creation. Okay, well, Charlize and Taryn could not come on Namesake, but they did share in their new movie, by the way.
Jackson Claude
Charlize could come on Charlie.
Claudia
Charlie. Also, I got a text from our producer, that Charlie from Love Island.
Jackson Claude
Charlie is what inspired.
Claudia
It might have been what inspired Namesake. Okay.
Jackson Claude
But I think we could skip him. Honestly, like, Yeah, like, no. At this point, I guess we missed the boat. Yeah.
Claudia
Okay. So they said that they were on set, the grueling New South Wales shoot. They found an unusual way to relax. Our one little bit of luxury that we had was we each had a bath. Do you remember that? We had a little bath each a little hot tub. Because we spent so much time in water that, particularly if you're not shooting when the sun's high in the sky, you get cold and you get stuck sick. So we had to sit in a hot bath. We'd sit side by side. That was cute. And Charlize would kind of feed me. It's not jerky. Biltong, traditional South African biltong. And we would sit a non biltong to try and keep in our Suani sinewy climbers physiques. Just think about thinking bricks.
Jackson Claude
I find people stay strong. For Brooks, it's so. Actually, I think stories like this are really important, if I'm being honest, because I think a lot of times, especially us, you know, we wake up every day and our job is to, like, talk about celebrities. And, you know, you. Sometimes you get swept up in it. You think these people are so great. And I just feel like it's important to be brought, like, moments like this, like, to bring you back down to, like, have. These people are genuinely brain dead. Like, and they're weird and they are weird. And they like, like to do things like this and make us think it's normal or they're either, like, dramatizing it. Like, because now I'm like, well, you naked in the bath, right?
Claudia
I would think so. Like, why are you taking a bath in a bathing suit every night?
Jackson Claude
And like, where are there. Too bad. What is this, a Cialis commercial? The two baths next to each other. Like, where else would you have two baths?
Claudia
I don't know. I'm thinking it's like an outdoor bath situation.
Jackson Claude
So then it's a hot tub, right?
Claudia
Yeah.
Jackson Claude
Like, so they're just like, trying to be provocative. Like you were in a hot tub with your co star. That's not that weird. You're taking a bath next to your co star. That's weird.
Claudia
Yeah, yeah.
Jackson Claude
And I just didn't even know how to report on stories like this. Like, okay, cool.
Claudia
I think it was before. Cool. It was before he met Brooks, though, so hopefully she can straighten him out.
Jackson Claude
And do you feel like Charlize Theron? I. I feel like I'm always saying her name wrong.
Claudia
That's like me and Helena Bonham Carter right now. I say it's different every time. Helena. Helena.
Jackson Claude
Charlize Theron. Theron.
Claudia
Charlize Theron.
Jackson Claude
Oh, that doesn't sound right.
Claudia
Charlize. Go with Charlize.
Jackson Claude
Let's just say Charlize. Don't you feel. Tell me if you agree with this, like, as a, you know, as the person that I am, the life that I've lived, her career, her cultural impact, her media, her art, has just missed me completely. Well, yeah, she feels so random to me, but she's like, literally one of the most critically acclaimed actresses of our time. I don't think I've seen her in one thing ever.
Claudia
The Italian Job.
Jackson Claude
Never saw it.
Claudia
You never saw it? It's so good.
Jackson Claude
Really?
Claudia
You should watch it. You would like it. Because it's like Kingsman, sort of like if you're. Oh, and I know you like Kingsman. You're always looking for, like, Kingsman, like, movies.
Jackson Claude
I'm. I'm always, like. I'm consistently chasing the high that I felt when I watched Kingsman for the first time. Yeah, Kingsman 2 helped.
Claudia
I think they're making a series.
Jackson Claude
I hope so.
Claudia
But, yeah, she's in, like, Mad Max. Missed us watch that either.
Jackson Claude
What made her monst
Claudia
miss Fate of the Fast and the Furious?
Jackson Claude
Nope.
Claudia
I also still didn't see Bombshell, so missed me.
Jackson Claude
Oh, I saw Bombshell. Yeah. Yeah. Who does she play? Not Megan Kelly. The other one.
Claudia
I don't know. I didn't see it yet.
Jackson Claude
She plays one of the. One of the women. Yep. Okay. I've seen Charlie Saron.
Claudia
Gretchen. Yes.
Jackson Claude
Carlson. No, that's the country singer.
Claudia
No, I feel like that's Gretchen Wilson. Gretchen Carlson. Sounds right.
Jackson Claude
Yeah, I saw it. It was a good movie.
Claudia
Yeah, I agree. I've missed a lot of this.
Jackson Claude
She plays Megan Kelly.
Claudia
She does play Megyn Kelly. That's a pretty good casting.
Jackson Claude
Yeah. And it was a good movie. I don't know why I thought. I feel like I'm always talking about that movie.
Claudia
Really? I don't feel like I always forget about that movie because every time I remember it, I'm like, oh, I need to watch it. And then I just completely forget again.
Jackson Claude
Right.
Claudia
I'm not seeing Italian Job here, but I know she was in it. You really should watch it, Claudia. Ben would like it too. Like, add it to your, like, movie night list. It's so good.
Jackson Claude
I'm still trudging through that 14 hour Rick Burns New York doc.
Claudia
Take a break. Treat yourself.
Jackson Claude
I did. I did. I watched your Friends and Neighbors season two.
Claudia
Oh, true. Okay, well, time for everything. Final story, which will lead into our summer house recap.
Jackson Claude
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Claudia
Yes. So where. Yaso. Yaso.
Jackson Claude
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Claudia
Thank you, Turt, Maine.
Jackson Claude
You're welcome.
Claudia
Our next story, fifth and final, leading into the TV recap, Kyle Cook is blasting West Wilson for letting Amanda Batula take a brutal beat down at the summer house reunion. So Kyle responded to a fan tweet. The tweet said the fans said west explicitly asked that any criticism or he'd be directed at him rather than Amanda. On his podcast, Weston proceeded to sit silent. In all three audio clips leaked, Kyle responded saying he's all PR and zero intention or integrity. The reunion was a brutal beatdown and I can't recall a moment when he had Amanda's back.
Jackson Claude
Yeah, I think that that was clear from the leaks, even though of course it was, you know, three minutes of a ten hour day. I think it was probably reflective of like the overall vibe.
Claudia
And we know, we know that he does that he shuts down. I just would have thought he would have tried a different route because he did do that two years ago when he was such a loser sneeze for it. So I would have thought and he it like, really his Q4, it's obviously
Jackson Claude
like a trauma response. Like, he can't help it.
Claudia
He's just, like, sad and sullen. His Q4 went to a zero after that, so I would have thought he would try something different this time. But that is his reflex is to operate like that when he is getting criticism.
Jackson Claude
Now, this week's episode sort of further cemented, at least for me, the theory that west and Sierra are, like, well on their way to getting back together. And it's crazy how, like, the second they forgive one another, there's no awkward period. Like, they're just back, like, hugging and holding and lingering and staring. And I. I am really curious if. If they decide not to because this is July, but if we take West
Claudia
Mandible out of it. If I'm just watching the show, like, she is very silly for that. I do. I am glad that she forgave him. I hope that they can be friends.
Jackson Claude
But.
Claudia
But he does still does not want to date. Even when he's going on this double date with Sabrina. Sabrina and Ben. He, in his confessionals is reticent. He's like, this feels like a lot very soon, you know, he's still the same fudgeing guy. He's not like, please forgive me. Give me another chance. I really like you. He's just like, please forgive me.
Jackson Claude
Be nice to me.
Claudia
I like you, and I want to be friends with you, and I want to have my cake and eat it too. But if she's not capable of. Not of speaking to him without really, like, falling for him, then she does need to still have that wall up because they're literally just going down the same path. A path that he still does not want to walk towards. Even in everything that he did. He was never like, I wish I gave us a real chance. I wish I didn't. Can you give me another chance? Like, he still just wants to, like, do watch parties and around.
Jackson Claude
Yep. And so the. It's just an impossible situation for Sierra because she has to work with this person and live with this person. So I do feel bad for her. And, yeah, you kind of just want to shake her being like, don't. This guy was just making out with somebody next to you. Like, don't give him the benefit of the doubt. But she's just, like, so in love with him. And that's really just what it. It's. It's. It's hard to watch. She's so sweet and she's trying her best.
Claudia
No, it's hard because In a regular situation, like, if you're in love with someone that doesn't want to be with you like that, or that's just bad
Jackson Claude
for you, like, you can walk away.
Claudia
No, you just, like, cut them off. Like, you. If you're not around them, it doesn't hurt as much. Like, you can move on. It's really hard to just, like, stop being in love with someone and she
Jackson Claude
cut him off while also, like, being in the same house with him.
Claudia
It's impossible. No, it's hard enough to stop being in love with someone. It's incredibly hard when you have to see them every other weekend, be in the house with them, do press with. All year long you're around them and you just love them more. So I don't fault her.
Jackson Claude
I just.
Claudia
And I also, I understand why she doesn't want to be in the situation of being mad at him still. Because, like, that's who wants to be,
Jackson Claude
like, the big curmudgeon in the house.
Claudia
It's not a fun way to feel. Everyone's having fun and you either have to, like, ignore it, you know, you want to be. And those are her friends too. So I like, yes. And I think she should have forgiven him, but I don't know where they go from here because they can't be friends at this level because he will disappoint her and hurt her again. And look what he's done.
Jackson Claude
Yeah. So, of course, like, now knowing what we know, but in this moment, like, I can't falter, but it's sort of like watching a train wreck.
Claudia
Yeah.
Jackson Claude
I thought the soft bar opening was really sweet. I feel very warm towards Carl. You know, personal biases aside, I still don't think it's, like, the greatest business idea, but, like, it's very pretty. I don't, you know, as long as it's attached to summer house, you know, anything they do, like, will be successful for the time being. But I just don't know, like, how successful a bar that serves no alcohol can be. But the. The meaning behind it is so beautiful that, like, I really, I. I want it to be successful. I hope that. I hope that it is.
Claudia
Maybe it will be. It seems like he has good, like, systems in place, good infrastructure. I think all of his fundraising and everything, like, amounted to everything that it should have amounted to. He has a real space. He really did it. And, you know, like, different strokes for different folks. Like, people like stuff that you or I might not like. And this could. It's in Greenpoint. Like, there might be Like, a community for it.
Jackson Claude
It being in Greenpoint, like, where people just think differently. In Brook, you know, like, they have like, a very, like, kind of, like a laissez faire approach to life. It could work. I really wanted to.
Claudia
I was. But I was also thinking, like, damn, if this place just sold alcohol, I feel like it'd be a really successful bar.
Jackson Claude
Yeah, of course. Couple of things about the.
Claudia
I guess they could always just, like, sell alcohol.
Jackson Claude
Couple of things. So many, actually. One, I love that they're not selling Lover Boy, because, like, first of all, the whole thing is that it's, like, functional drinks. And Lover was, like, actually made of rat piss. Like, they absolutely shouldn't serve it or put it in their mocktails. And I respect Carl for not. Two, it did feel like a launching pad for in the city, you know, we saw a bunch of places.
Claudia
Yeah.
Jackson Claude
I thought it was very, like, Sheena Shea walking from sir into Vanderpump Rolls.
Claudia
It actually would have been a great finale.
Jackson Claude
Yes, it should have. And then we can leave with Lexi and Andrea.
Claudia
But also, two weeks from this episode is the, like, opening to the public, so maybe it'll be another one.
Jackson Claude
Right, right, right.
Claudia
Oh, but Carl is not on in the City. I know.
Jackson Claude
And he was, like, talking publicly about how bummed he was about that.
Claudia
Well, then why don't you wife up, Bailey, and get on the show?
Jackson Claude
Get a girlfriend. Like, that's the key. And that's what we were saying. Like, we're married. People are becoming interesting things to, like, the Valley Shaws of Sunset in the City type of genre. Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. So, yeah, just get a girlfriend. And Bailey, they were asking her on Watch Rapids Live. Lindsay really endorses them as a couple, and she. I didn't have high hopes. She was like, oh, yeah, Like, I love him. He's so sweet. Like, if you're dating someone, you wouldn't say, I love him.
Claudia
I know. And it's like, so much time has passed since the summer when they were, like, burgeoning. So it's either gone nowhere or it's not going anywhere. I. Yeah.
Jackson Claude
I can't remember a time I ever felt such physical discomfort from watching something on TV than I did watching Lindsay talk to Carl's mom. I kind of wanted to shake her because she was being a little, like,
Claudia
what the text said.
Jackson Claude
What text? It was sweet. It was like, after they broke up, it was just like. Like a conclusion. Like, I hope you're, you know, doing well. It wasn't bad.
Claudia
Okay. But at what point Did Carl's mom, like, talk about Lindsay? Because, like, Lindsay obviously dislikes her for a reason. Was it when they were gonna get married?
Jackson Claude
It was on the. Both. It was on the show, like, the.
Claudia
On the porch when Carl went home, like, before the wedding. And they're like, yes.
Jackson Claude
Yeah. And it's also just awkward. Right? Like, that's your ex, soon to be mother in law. She was a little rude. Like, this is like an older woman. Like, you could be a little bit respectful, but I'm sorry. She's so funny. Like, she really is so funny. And it was hard. It was genuinely, like, physically painful to watch.
Claudia
Yeah.
Jackson Claude
I had to, like, unclench afterwards.
Claudia
I have to. I'm gonna give Lindsay the benefit of the doubt, and I feel like if I got a refresher on what that woman did and also things that we don't know that her. I would also say that her reaction would be justified. Yeah.
Jackson Claude
Yeah, I'm sure. And also, like, the. The business of calling off a wedding is super awkward with money and stuff, so I'm sure there's a lot that we don't know that would warrant that because he's not, like, a mean person, actually, at all. She's drama. She's funny, but she's not mean. It was hard to watch.
Claudia
Yeah. It was just very awkward.
Jackson Claude
And I loved her leaving without saying hello to Danielle. I just can't stand that girl.
Claudia
Yeah, well, she'll do that on in the City.
Jackson Claude
Yeah. Right. We'll save that conversation for next season.
Claudia
So then there were a couple other, like, breadcrumbs, and Andy was doing this,
Jackson Claude
trying to make more of it than what it was.
Claudia
Like, the cast is starting to really suspect that west and Amanda had something brewing over the summer. Now I think Lindsay makes a really good point where it's like, I do feel like maybe an emotional connection is blossoming, and maybe things did not get physical until after her separation announcement, but, like, there is some sort of pull between the two of them. And I also feel like Amanda's reactions to things that Sierra is saying about west are starting to change. Or maybe I'll have to go rewatch the old ones. But, like, I.
Jackson Claude
Maybe she was always.
Claudia
Or we just, like, you know, the benefit of, like, hindsight, and we're like, oh, I see it on your face. You're not happy for her.
Jackson Claude
Yeah, because I feel like some of the things from last night's episode, people are making more of, like, the text about the best weekend ever. I know what Amanda's saying. Like, oh, everyone's having the best weekend ever, and I'm not there. Like, and I didn't think it was like, west, you're having fun without me. I didn't think that. I just thought it was like, the weekend I decided not to come. Everybody starts having fun. Like, excuse me. I know what you meant by that. So I do think people are looking into it, into some things more than others.
Claudia
That some people do need to ask themselves why it was the best night ever.
Jackson Claude
Like, which people? Kyle?
Claudia
No, like, yeah. It's not a coincidence.
Jackson Claude
I just want to say loving Kyle. Like, seriously loving Kyle.
Claudia
It's not a coincidence. She's been there every weekend. They go out one time without her, and it's the best night ever.
Jackson Claude
She is fabissina, obviously.
Claudia
Yeah, she.
Jackson Claude
I don't think that's the energy, like, you really want to be around whether you're a friend or your husband.
Claudia
So funny how, like, before West Mandevalt, when Kyle said, like, I'm having the best weekend ever, and it's because my wife's not here, like, yelling at me, like, people would be like. And I was like, you're right, she's terrible.
Jackson Claude
She is the problem.
Claudia
So you just can't take anything seriously.
Jackson Claude
But it is relatively sweet that in his own way, like, he does still publicly defend Amanda. Like, even that tweet that you were just referencing is like, yeah, you are sleeping with my ex wife. But, like, and you don't. And he's still defending her, being like, you're not even, like, gonna have her back.
Claudia
Yeah, he def.
Jackson Claude
Based on the clips, it definitely sound like he hung her the out to dry. And when we think about their crimes, her crime is worse. She does have more to answer for, I think also as a woman, like, people just expect more of you.
Claudia
They expect you be smarter and like, to not operate, like, follow your horniness wherever it takes you.
Jackson Claude
Yeah, that's what men do. And, like, why they're low IQ individuals. Like, we expect women to just, like, control better, to control themselves, to do better, to honor friendships, to. To. To live by some sort of moral code. And it's clear, based on what we know about Wes, he doesn't do that ever. So we expect very little of him. The bar is in hell.
Claudia
And he told us that about himself multiple times.
Jackson Claude
Multiple times. So she does get more of the heat. But you would want your boyfriend. I can't believe she left with him. I would. Seriously, like, you hung me out to dry and we're living together, but she's gonna Fight with. They have to. Yeah. No, they have to. Sorry. They have to. They only have each other.
Claudia
Like, and, like, she did all of this for him.
Jackson Claude
I've been seeing also some clips of Jesse Solomon on tour, and I just want to say I'm also having a change of heart. Like, I love him. I think we should all stream his music. Like, I feel bad for him. Like, and the music thing is cute. It is.
Claudia
Yeah.
Jackson Claude
Yes. I'll start.
Claudia
And he just owes Lexi an apology and then we can really.
Jackson Claude
Oh, I forgot about Lexi. Thank you. I'm back to hating him.
Claudia
And the thing is. No, it's like, people can make mistakes. Sure. And I can move on from it, but, like, no one acknowledges that, like, wrongdoing was done to her. So until we acknowledge it and at least apologize, we'll never make it right. Because, like, I just want to say
Jackson Claude
everybody in the house owes Lexi an apology, not just Jesse.
Claudia
I agree. I agree completely.
Jackson Claude
Loving Sabrina and Ben. And like, Ben being so giddy. Oh, that was weird. Like, why is he so personally invested in west and Sierra? Is it because Sierra and Sabrina are becoming friendly and he's excited about him and Wes, like, maybe double dating? Like, don't you feel like the two of them are a little too personally, like, invested and excited in the two of them?
Claudia
Oh, maybe I miss X. I was doing some, like, personal admin on my computer during the soft bar opening, but I. My take was just like, Sabrina, like, is just enthusiastic in general.
Jackson Claude
Yeah.
Claudia
And does really like Sierra, so. And you know, west is his buddy, so, like, he's just down for. I think he's just down for whatever Sabrina says is a good idea.
Jackson Claude
Okay.
Claudia
You know.
Jackson Claude
Okay.
Claudia
What a weird one that guy is. Like.
Jackson Claude
Yeah.
Claudia
Came on like Bachelor of Australia, like,
Jackson Claude
well, so a lot of people just based on the timeline, there is a conspiracy going around that, like, him and Sabrina, like, weren't seeing each other before, but just, like, to get himself on the show and like, to be a little bit more attractive to viewers or to the castmates. He played single and then brought his girlfriend in and now she's a full time cast member and I love her. Yeah.
Claudia
That doesn't bother me at all.
Jackson Claude
No. Do what you have to do.
Claudia
Yeah.
Jackson Claude
But it does sound like a. A likely theory.
Claudia
Yeah. Because remember last season's Bailey got, like, kicked off for hiding boyfriend.
Jackson Claude
Right. Maybe she just didn't play her cards right.
Claudia
Or maybe like, her boyfriend wasn't as interesting as Sabrina.
Jackson Claude
And then Levi's like, throwing a party for Bailey.
Claudia
I can't actually listen to you say call her Levi. Because, like, because, like, I'm just like, wait, Levi's having a party. Wait, Wen's Levi's party.
Jackson Claude
Power Rangers theme.
Claudia
So, like, it's like, it's.
Jackson Claude
That's where namesake becomes confusing.
Claudia
Yeah, but I think that's where that's like, that's.
Jackson Claude
That's the beauty.
Claudia
That's like when you like, push through. That's where you get right from the time.
Jackson Claude
The challenging time times.
Claudia
Yeah.
Jackson Claude
So all in all, it was actually a boring episode. And week Watch Happens Live was like, not salacious.
Claudia
Oh, Lindsay's wearing the. The.
Jackson Claude
The
Claudia
what? Yeah, explain.
Jackson Claude
Like west, when this was on Watch Happens Live, he wore this, like, horse hair tie that, like, was just him being quirky. And it was made by this girl who's like, based in Chicago. And that was the episode where he just died. Ball face line, like, really to everyone. And turns out that the girl who makes the ties is like the Chicago based designer who west was actually seeing. She's one of the girls. Remember when Amanda was saying, you know, and it wasn't right because obviously I was still technically married and Wes was still seeing other people. I don't know if he's still seeing other people, but she's one of the girls people put together. They found her Instagram that she wore as a tie and he wore the tie and whatever. So I guess Lindsay's just like wearing the tie.
Claudia
She said, like, dad, she's seeing a girl's girl. Which girl?
Jackson Claude
I'm not sure actually.
Claudia
I guess that's tea. But like the. It was really.
Jackson Claude
I could tell Andy hated it.
Claudia
And it's really ugly and distracting to look at. Like, it like ruined her outfit.
Jackson Claude
I agree. It's like pubes.
Claudia
It's just like a horse's tail.
Jackson Claude
It's disgusting.
Claudia
So I. I don't know that the point was well made, but I won't question anything Lindsay does.
Jackson Claude
Mother Hubbard does. Agreed.
Claudia
Yeah.
Jackson Claude
Well, that is your summer house recap. That is our show.
Claudia
Yeah.
Jackson Claude
Well, the place looks beautiful. It always does.
Claudia
How did we ever end without that? Like, what did we used to say?
Jackson Claude
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Claudia
Love you. Bye.
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