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Jackie
good morning girlies it's the toast
Claude
it's
Jackie
jackson claude and we're your host it's your favorite show the best five things
Claude
you need to know we'll start your
Jackie
day off swirly it's the toast they
Claude
sound amazing welcome back to the toast and happy thursday thursday hope everybody's having a great day i am you want
Jackie
to know why jax why jax i
Claude
need a long neck bottle i need a jukebox song i wrote i wrote into work today top down i don't even think i mentioned to you guys that i got a convertible down here
Jackie
like this is what i'm talking about
Claude
journey listening to the new luke homes album i need a jukebox song ta da i don't know the words yet d da da to stop my moving on come on she to know my name i'm going to drink myself into the alcohol of fame that's a good one beer never broke my heart's older
Jackie
brother i was listening to the here's to you what's that tell them i'm
Claude
listening to that is singing every line
Jackie
oh yeah the boys in the back when the girls in the front row
Claude
singing every line i'mma tell about my
Jackie
kids no i'm not going to tell them about my kids i'm not going to tell them about my wife i'm
Claude
no no he says i'mma tell him about my kids jackie lou would never not tell them he says i'm not telling them about my kids that's not the lyric hold on tell him about tonight is the lyrics i mean is the name of the song yeah yeah yeah i'mma tell them about my kids i'mma tell them about my wife like he says and he's going to tell him about tonight like those are the three most important
Jackie
oh oh oh some other good old boy beyond the stage that's so you okay wait i'm on this turn to lyrics website zipperblues is
Claude
it surface lyrics dot com it should
Jackie
be start a website oh he is going to tell them about his obviously
Claude
he would never like erase the name
Jackie
i thought he was saying like when i'm telling my story i'm not even gonna tell him how many kids oh
Claude
my god that's terrible a whole album about its kid no no not that
Jackie
like it's just in that moment like yeah tonight this moment i can't believe
Claude
you would like a song that says that like moment no he says like like the big things in his life his wife his kids and tonight yeah so i've been listening to that i've also been listening i've been listening i'm like kind of overwhelmed with new music you know oh yeah we were talking
Jackie
about a song last night well so
Claude
my saved albums right now are luke combs and the new ella lingley album which hasn't come out yet but she's released like six songs and there's one that's like really kind of speaking to us in this current era of our
Jackie
life yeah it's like called like wait
Claude
no don't tell me i was just singing it it's just like that i'm back to love life again it's called loving life again it's so pargy she is gonna have i think like a casey musgraves moment this album i've seen i'm seeing it everywhere it's not even out yet and there's like six songs off of it i just want to be her so bad it her so bad it hurts so i just want to be her dandelion like it's so
Jackie
good i'm in texas that's like the
Claude
biggest ever stock and sail by the
Jackie
way she's too stepping around the room
Claude
she's going to have like a grammy
Jackie
year but loving life again is just so beautiful and you told me that it's having a moment on tiktok but i thanks to luke when i was listening to his new album and i finished the album then spotify just started playing like rando country songs in this ella langley song came on i'm like well that's beautiful if you need to
Claude
feel joy and like it's maybe not occurring naturally or you want a song that could be the soundtrack to your naturally occurring joy loving life again by
Jackie
ella langley it was just really beautiful so yeah i'm enjoying music and so your drive contributed to the betterment of your mental health today which is correct i was asking you a few weeks ago like aren't you just loving the
Claude
drive well sometimes the drive is like not my own you know sometimes i gotta like drop ben off somewhere i
Jackie
was rolling calls this morning right like
Claude
it's sometimes it's just not not fun but sometimes it's top down yeah that's
Jackie
cool that's pretty cool it's pretty cool is there anything cooler than a convertible
Claude
no as like a current user of one no although around these parts like i'm not like driving you know one hundred miles an hour down like a highway or something like there's a lot of stoplights there's a lot of trains i get like stopped at the train and then also bridges when i go to the beach like some not even loud like i'm just like sitting sitting in the middle of the road and like everyone can see me it's like kind of i feel like the pope sometimes you know just like grab your
Jackie
handbag out of your car i do
Claude
often think about well so what i do is i put the top down with the windows up it helps with my hair okay and yeah it's like my wallet's right there yeah it's weird so kind of when i'm stopped i have to have i'm very paranoid i have like my head on a swivel
Jackie
yeah of course it's very dangerous out
Claude
there one thousand percent well i'm glad
Jackie
that you had a party commute we have a pargie show and i feel
Claude
relaxed today like yesterday we had dear toasters there was so much like secret lies you feel like a it's a you know obviously it's a blessing but like a little bit of pressure yeah
Jackie
to just like deliver the news deliver
Claude
it well today there's nothing like i
Jackie
didn't watch nothing there's plenty i didn't watch anything either no deer toasters even
Claude
though you know i've been oh we
Jackie
majed yesterday with the new card with the new twenty twenty six mjl card
Claude
we did play mahjong with the new card yesterday and so funny we were trying to get a game to go to go and it's so funny because like we asked like we know like six people down here so we were like can any of you play nobody could usually we can get three maybe sometimes we'll play three people like a
Jackie
lesser yesterday was the first time we played three people on purpose but yeah
Claude
like so we played yesterday and today we're like who wants to play and like people have families they have jobs like obviously they can and when everybody told us no like did you sort of feel like a degenerate like no like we're like like we're back at the casino like hey anybody want to
Jackie
play no because like other people have their you know other people go out at night other people like go on vacation like their vices i have literally hours where i can play mahjong and i'm gonna take that you should and if it doesn't work for everyone like doesn't make me feel worse about myself
Claude
okay good i like that like i
Jackie
you know i i know myself two
Claude
things want to tell everybody that yesterday after the show before we degeneratively played three person mahjong we recorded a patreon episode full dear of dear toasters so we did like a patreon exclusive where people wrote in i feel like they opened up a little bit more since it's not on like the main show and we did dear toasters it was hysterical episode we also of course did a little bit of toast at a glance before we dived in and then i also just spent a lot of the day yesterday thinking about the girl who wrote in about your toasters and somebody pointed something out and i just want in case she's listening like i do also want to offer the option of not getting divorced because when you divorce someone like they do get custody of your kids partial even if it's like a weekend and then you're not there so i feel like maybe you have to stay married to this absolute freakazoid and you need to like install spyware like and maybe until you have enough to get him no custody but until then like girl you can't be leaving your kids alone with these with this person for weekends that's a really
Jackie
good point yeah i just wanted to
Claude
say that in case she was listening and i'm glad everybody reacted like overreacted in the way that we did like
Jackie
that was really crazy that was really
Claude
crazy and can we talk like do you know that people think we like stage and fake dear toasters there's like theories that your toasters is fake but
Jackie
i feel like we have debunked that so many times what the hell like
Claude
who who would do like how would i even think of that yeah no like people write into us and we help them like it is as pure as you think it is if you
Jackie
think that we would write up f dear toasters to do like a fake segment on our show like we don't know us we could barely show up
Claude
like we can barely get the patreon
Jackie
if we didn't get enough deer toaster submissions to do dear toasters we like oh my god we don't have to
Claude
do dear the segment would end yeah
Jackie
forever we're so authentic to a tea and if you don't like trust in us in that then you're then you don't know us then yeah then you don't know us yeah nice to meet
Claude
you i made like a disgusting concoction in this water like i want to
Jackie
throw up what you fit in there
Claude
i feel like maybe i didn't wash it properly like yesterday i was putting like fun monkey flavored electrolytes in there and then i like barely rinsed it today and like i put ice in but it's gone i feel like there's something wrong with my stanley like where's
Jackie
the ice and then what else is
Claude
in there and like so there's flavor from yesterday like fruit punch electrolytes and today i put in like lemon lime i feel like i put too much water and not enough flavor like it's
Jackie
just nasty oh that doesn't really sound
Claude
i want to like like seriously flush
Jackie
it out do you just want like
Claude
a regular water they're no no i
Jackie
don't i already had my electrolytes this
Claude
morning that's why you look like you
Jackie
already had your electrolyte no i like i'm on my electrolytes so am i and i have my morning electrolyte my afternoon electrics they're different you know i
Claude
heard that you're not supposed to have more than one electrolyte pack a day
Jackie
you think so yeah why there's a lot of sodium in there well i don't always have my afternoon electrolytes like
Claude
one a day is the max but
Jackie
it's like my morning is just it's sort of like a little tincture it's not i don't feel like it's like
Claude
i'm just saying i don't feel like
Jackie
it's a full serving i'm letting you
Claude
know what i read on tick tock she said that she's like an er nurse and she sees so many people coming in with something specific i couldn't
Jackie
remember what it is well i'm thriving so how about that i think it
Claude
was like kidney stones or something except
Jackie
for my sciatica unless that has to correlate to my sciatica otherwise thriving yeah
Claude
i feel the same way about my coccydinia like just know when you see me like oh she's thriving she's a successful podcaster businesswoman mother sister friend just know i am suffering so deeply multiple times a day like getting out of
Jackie
the car no i am i need
Claude
a forklift i'm like the mom from gilbert grape like i need to be forklifted out of my car in this
Jackie
chair in mahjong my sciatica has gotten so bad what's so funny my coxit
Claude
doesn't show up at mahjong they have
Jackie
and i don't know what it is like i take my magnesium it might just be like this phase of postpartum but i do think when i'm done breastfeeding like if it's really really bad i'm going to like inquire about what's the treatment plan i think a steroid
Claude
shot that's what it is for coccidentia the biggest needle ever going right into your six into like into your bone
Jackie
oh no yeah for me i've heard it's deeply painful you know for me it's just like cheek pain butt cheek
Claude
yeah i just feel like a little physical therapy is all you need yeah
Jackie
like those like quad stretches but i'm sorry i don't have time yeah she's
Claude
a businesswoman a mother a lover and wife i want to play over in the morning to the love of her
Jackie
life that's so sweet yeah that's so
Claude
us when we sleep together us what was the last time we slept in the same bed like literally never you're not like a co sleeper with anyone but your kids like even when we were like younger we would take trips jackie like is serious about having her
Jackie
own bed if i can swing it but it's like if there's like two queens and we're getting a car like happily we'll get on the car yeah
Claude
jackie will take the cot just for
Jackie
like the solitary confinement solitude let's think like we did your media irl like two years ago that was like the
Claude
last ben was there so we had connecting rooms me and ben slept in
Jackie
one room i love that yeah when else did we travel together in the hamptons did we ever share never know probably like the last time we took a trip what was like the last work trip we did like before dear media work trip because why else would
Claude
stagecoach but we always travel like recently with our husbands like yeah but like
Jackie
why would you and i be taking a trip like national cmas or something but i remember we would always have
Claude
two beds of course two queens it
Jackie
was nice enough that i shared a room with you and didn't make you
Claude
get your own room remember that time we went to la and you literally made us get separate rooms and i was like seriously crying in their other room we stayed at the what's that hotel that starts with an m in west hollywood we had these two enormous enormous rooms and i'm there all by myself like eating dinner i'm like this blows like my sister's in the same hotel that was really mean of me no let me but we had just come from stagecoach we went straight for
Jackie
stage overstimulation overload i think we were all in a house together it was just like a lot we were hungover we drove to la for one night and we were like there to like sleep and do work and then the next day we were going to vegas and we were obviously shared the sickest suite in vegas oh yeah yeah yeah
Claude
like we were on we were in the same room but we were in
Jackie
different towns it was just like one night and i'm like you know what i need my own room like i need to recharge how i'm still talking
Claude
about it like i was so hurt
Jackie
by it but you have to like know that i sell like i know that i needed that like and you
Claude
ruined like and was it worth my mental health like no i guess i
Jackie
wouldn't do that to you again but also now it's like i'm i'm used to having no privacy now yeah yeah that like oh the idea of sharing a room with you sounds like a
Claude
vacation yeah yeah so i'm still thinking
Jackie
about it i guess i'll be sharing a room or quarters with you for dear media irl this year are you going to stay with me i think i'll stay with you of course but
Claude
you have your own room i'll have
Jackie
my maybe we'll share a bed so that you can like sure ben can sleep in the other room so that you can say like the next time
Claude
somebody asks me that i have an answer exactly i love that sciatica yeah there comes a i'm not there yet
Jackie
because it's it's increasing if you've been watching a show and you're paying attention like you can see i'm suffering and
Claude
actually i like sitting behind a desk because the key in case you were ever wondering like to sort of avoiding a true coccydinia like paralyzation is sitting like you have a penis like like sitting really wide open because it takes all the pressure off your tailbone so if you knew what i looked like underneath this desk we kind of need to like implement the desks no i'm
Jackie
so excited for our for your chair for our chair for our remote studio setup like you guys i'm going back really soon i'm gonna miss like everything about this like it's been a joy i love this and it's gonna be sad to not have this but i'm wiping my tears with that chair with
Claude
your money like with the chair yeah
Jackie
yeah in my home studio look it's so pargy like i'm very excited for the pargetude it's it's buoying me when i'm really sad i'm gonna miss you
Claude
we've got that partitude better have that
Jackie
partitude it's buoying me i wonder if you guys miss the frames like the frames are just they're all alone with no one here beside them what are the stories like today they're amazing really yeah oh why don't you just sit tight why are you trying to spoil the show so people will leave yeah
Claude
i'm self sabotaging just like dakota or whatever they're always using those like therapy terms on secret life they really are and meanwhile not one of them has
Jackie
ever been to therapy like no they haven't it's a really bad advertisement for therapy it's a good advertisement for not going to therapy because you'll end up like that right without further ado da duda do here are the fast five stories that you need to know wait
Claude
i'm so ill prepared i forgot i don't even have my timer like nothing
Jackie
that's okay i feel like at this time your internal body clock could tell
Claude
you when my biological clock is ticking
Jackie
okay but like i feel like you know ninety seconds like in your bones
Claude
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Jackie
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Jackie
thank you turtle you're welcome our first story is some wonderful bebe news sophia richie grange had her second baby a son named henry cecil grange born march eighteenth cecilia the lion and elliot is like british not like british he is british and cecil is a big name there i'm sure it's a for him i'm sure i don't know that but
Claude
i'm just sure girls who are into classic baby names like yesterday was sort of like a super bowl for them waiting to see like what the queen of class is going to name like eloise was huge yeah like literally we were playing mahjong and actually kind of something embarrassing happened to me at mahjan i had to go to the bathroom like we finished a game and like i had to poop like sorry we had just had lunch like when do people go to the bathroom when you play mahjong for four hours you know so i go and it was like it's kind of taking me a while and it's like embarrassing because it's like everybody knows what you're doing i said i was going to the bathroom and they haven't seen me come out of the bathroom yet i guess you could
Jackie
have said like you got a call
Claude
i was thinking of coming up with like a big faka fly like the nan it stopped working i got a call but it's like my mahjong friends are my sister she's a woman she's
Jackie
a human being so i just got
Claude
back and before i could even think of megan balai like everybody was just laughing it was like literally humiliating like it's so unfair you know know like
Jackie
it was i felt bad for you
Claude
but i didn't know what to do i didn't know how to play it i appreciate that like your solitude i felt it but like i appreciate that nobody like continued talking about it like
Jackie
i feel like we moved on quickly cuz you also announced well having said
Claude
that while i was on the turlet obviously i was scrolling and i saw that sophia rich had her baby and the thing about mahjong is like nobody's really on their phone so when you do go to the bathroom or you take like a water break you have to catch up i was catching up on the news and so to sort of divert from the fact that like yeah i just blew up i came in and i was like sophia richie had her baby and actually one of the girls we were playing with her daughter's name is eloise yeah jackie is such a classic name british so i was talking to like the target demo and i was like they had a rabie and they were like what and i said henry and everybody was like ah like it was such big news so personally i'm grateful to sofia richie for announcing when she did yeah to sort of save me the humility of what had just occurred you were able
Jackie
to divert successfully did we know she was having a boy i don't know
Claude
she's been so low key about this
Jackie
she has been and i feel like if i knew she was having a boy i would have been like much more on edge like what is she gonna name her boy and henry is a beautiful name a classic name it's very har it's like i think a lot of henry's are called harry and
Claude
people are always when we were naming harry we thought about henry we thought about henry named after someone harold harold
Jackie
and but just like for me harry's closer to harold and i just have more of like a tie to it it but they are like you know you couldn't have a child henry and harry they're too similar so yeah we were very excited henry is a great name henry's a really great name it's a strong name it's a really strong name yeah like popular for a reason
Claude
it's just so funny how like people from your childhood like impact like a grown person's choice of names because like whenever we're all like going through names ben will be like i hate that name and it's like the most beautiful name ever it's because like somebody bullied him you know like it's just so funny how like your childhood classmates like
Jackie
really impact how you see a name yeah yeah i guess i didn't grow up with any harry grow up for childhood harry's charlie's or max's but you know what i was just doing i was talking to my friends from colgate we were just talking about someone who happens to have the same name same name as like one of my kids or whatever and i was like you
Claude
didn't put it together i didn't know
Jackie
that was happening and i did something i've never done before i went through my phone and i looked at my kids names to see like who i know with these names yeah and it was very illuminating i didn't know that that max was a maximum so i never saw him as a max you
Claude
know everything comes back to my deep roots of morocco when ben and i were in the when ben and i were in the hospital i've always known that i love the name ruby it was our grandfather's name and i just think it's like such a cool boy's name and i've only ever met one ruby that was a boy and it's my best friend in the world alicia my moroccan sister her brother and he's such so your moroccan brother my moroccan brother he's such a great guy like everybody loves him he's one of the nicest like like most lovely like everybody knows him in his community very charitable like he's a great guy his mom is amazing like they're just good people so when we're in the hospital you know you're always going through the people that you know and we really couldn't decide what to name ruby and we're like but ruby should treat such a great guy like we literally could not such a great guy it is important like the people who carry the name
Jackie
before yes you can see maybe a little glimpse into the future of what this name could be for your child
Claude
right yeah so i had a couple
Jackie
of maxes in my phone that i didn't know that was happening sorry just
Claude
quickly back to colgate oh i had
Jackie
oh by stories can you tell please
Claude
tell the story but like that's gonna make it more fun it's really embarrassing but like seriously i just have to own it it was up for ten hours like you like people know like
Jackie
oh yeah tell your truth wait and just to finish out i have one i had one charles in my phone i didn't even like remember this person it was a person from colgate and then i didn't have any harry's or harrison's in my phone that's good but i but i know some from colgate i just like i didn't get their number yeah yeah you were close stop
Claude
circling the drain just tell everyone what
Jackie
you did okay i saw a post from colgate university my alma mater on instagram that i wanted to send to my friends it was a bunch of like alum it was an alumni roundup of like alumni around the world like doing like cool things all different ages with like colgate flags it's just a cute thing to do and i was just like sending it to them for my benign reasons for sending it to them and then i also wanted to post a link for the shirt i was wearing on the toes and i posted my shirt link and then the next day i wanted to see like how my link was performing and the link wasn't there on my analytics platform i was like but wait i linked it why isn't it showing up so i went to what i posted on instagram and instead of linking my shirt i linked the alma maters university instagram post with like all these different people a lot of people that like where
Claude
i went to school with do you think like their college group chats were blowing up like why did jackie ashray
Jackie
post this i think so it's a small school i was so freaked out i immediately deleted it without looking at how many clicks it got oh god so i have no idea how many
Claude
clicks hopefully it was just an ugly
Jackie
shirt hopefully nobody wanted my shirt yeah right because no one said anything usually i would get a dm like links broke wrong link but maybe like really
Claude
it was just an ugly shirt or
Jackie
like it took you to something within instagram because it was an instagram post so maybe they just thought their phone
Claude
was broken glitching yeah let me know
Jackie
if you if you wanted the shirt
Claude
if you had like your own personal experience with jackie jackie's link let us
Jackie
know my friends were on the floor
Claude
i would have died like seriously died but the thing is that's always what i'm so paranoid about i am who
Jackie
i am okay so i so i did it you know what i mean
Claude
right what are we gonna do like
Jackie
it's so innocent at least it wasn't a link to like a gun like
Claude
you know could have been so much
Jackie
worse yeah so yeah that's my truth that's my truth i should stop talking to my colgate friends because i get
Claude
into trouble yeah yeah okay co journer what you said i said okay co
Jackie
journer sharing your truth yeah i'll share my truth i have nothing to hide that's how i feel like okay i up sorry sir our next story is really crazy really crazy and i need you to let me tell the story
Claude
pascal yeah yeah okay like tell the
Jackie
story the security guard at the center of the chapel roan hotel drama is breaking his silence he said which is
Claude
just a crazy thing for a security
Jackie
guard to do said i take full responsibility now i saw this headline and i was like let me see maybe he can illuminate on the situation as i'm about to look at the story i'm like i wonder if it's the one security guard celebrity security guard i know and it is so if you
Claude
weren't around for like the two thousand ten s pascal let us explain to you like the significance of this person now a lot of people know him because he was the security guard working for the kardashians the night that kim was robbed at gunpoint they like always went to paris like four sisters that had one security guard which they never did that ever again he was like largely like held responsible yeah he was
Jackie
fired after he was fired his name is pascal duvier if you look at pictures from that time like that year he's in the background of everyone's he
Claude
was famous because he was very good
Jackie
he was like a famous bodyguard you could recognize him in everyone's pictures everyone was using him he had a true
Claude
fall from grace after that like i don't think he was ever booked again
Jackie
i think he probably does security for people who need less security like chapel roan right music festival like the world's
Claude
most high profile robbery happening on his watch was like not a ringing endorsement for his security business yeah i would he's just like a handsome guy he's
Jackie
like seriously so crazy and he yeah he he's very recognizable i think i know two security guards in shango shango and pascal and it was one of the two that i know of if
Claude
it was shango i just want to let you know i personally would have died like i would have had to go to the hospital to be resuscitated
Jackie
yeah shango we need where are they now i think it's like married with children and his wife looks a lot like him that's the last we heard from him he was hot like was oh my god that storyline like they don't make tv like that they and
Claude
like you wonder why the kardashians are as famous as they are because they were doing things that nobody else was doing like making fake storylines about kim dating her hot as security guard shango
Jackie
and the thing is that whole storyline was fake as fuck it didn't matter
Claude
no and honestly thing we ever saw i do feel like the storyline was fake but the romantic spark was not no and like kim just saw bigger things for herself like obviously she ended up marrying at the time like the biggest rapper in the world she couldn't like have just married for love but if she could have it would have been with shango so here are the
Jackie
details pascal duvier who the daily mayor reported is the bodyguard that aggressively confronted ada and her mother in the hotel in brazil broke his silence on instagram wednesday saying i do not normally address online rumors but the accusations currently circulating are false and consistent constitute defamation i take full responsibility for the interactions on march twenty first i was at the hotel on behalf of another individual and i was not part of the personal security team of chapel roan the actions i took were not on behalf of chapel roan her personal security team her management or any other individuals i made a judgment call based on information we obtained from the hotel events i had witnessed in the days prior and the heightened overall security risk of our location of an eleven year old soul interact he's been casing the joint for children and and recording the behavior of the eleven year old yeah my soul interaction with the mother was calm and good with good intentions and the outcome of the encounter is regretful wow yeah he
Claude
never should have spoken up because now i have two shit stains on your record which is insane for like a civilian bodyguard like i shouldn't know your name i shouldn't know your face but i do and now the things that i know about you are two enormous flops in your security career yelling at
Jackie
children you're telling me you were at this hotel with a client and he won't say who of course okay i don't care your bodygu this client you see an eleven year old walk past a different celebrity that you have nothing to do with and you've witnessed a pattern of this over your time at
Claude
the hotel and you've been talking to the hotel security team about the eleven
Jackie
year old and so you take it upon yourself to verbally accost in the words of amanda francis the eleven year old and her mother on behalf of chapel roan who asked you to do nothing about not on behalf of chapel
Claude
roan i guess on behalf of his client like you're looking out for your own client's interest no but he was
Jackie
saying it because she engaged with chapel the eleven year old had nothing to do with his client but he witnessed this behavior of the eleven year olds and felt like he needed to get
Claude
is that what he said i don't think he was doing it for chap he was he's being very vague making
Jackie
he's not on chapel's team the actions i took were not on me have
Claude
a chap right he wasn't mad at the eleven year old for what he
Jackie
did to chap he's saying chapel did not send him he made he made a judgment call based on information we obtained from the hotel events i had witnessed in the days prior and the heightened overall security risk of our location
Claude
what if i'm the person who was paying pascal yeah like i'm his client and he's yelling at eleven year old not even for me for chad his head is like like what is he
Jackie
doing i'm sorry events i had witnessed in the days prior from the eleven year old what she made a friendship
Claude
bracelet like that's insane and the heightened
Jackie
overall security risk of our location what are you talking about now i know
Claude
he's a security guard not a publicist but he should have shut the up because first of all we never would have known who like the unnamed security guard is security guards are just like faceless nameless but like big men so i don't know why no we would
Jackie
have never been a mystery now everything is clear as day to me because i think pascal is the problem is the problem it's actually like this really sort of what's the word innocent i'll
Claude
help you send it out like where
Jackie
you know when you're presumed when you're off exonerates exonerates chapel unfortunately this exonerates
Claude
chapel oh for sure not in like the lifetime just like on this particular
Jackie
incident whereas before when no one had spoken out i'm like i think chapel's
Claude
lying yeah of course no and like and for me any excuse to doubt
Jackie
chap and i still chapel she didn't tell her security guard to go yell at an eleven year old but they do that because they think that's what
Claude
she wants maybe he was like gunning for chaps business and he knew the best way to do that would be to like bully a child because that's definitely something like chap endorses i don't
Jackie
know this guy like just seems really crazy and i also feel like when kim was robbed like even though it happened on his watch like no one really blamed him you can't a gang
Claude
of armed violent criminals against one security guard the girls were going out clubbing
Jackie
kendall and courtney didn't have enough security and it was they then beefed up their own security but they had hired
Claude
just one person to guard all of them and they were all going to be in separate places yeah you actually
Jackie
really couldn't nobody blamed him but of course he couldn't keep his job after that and they wound up hiring like mossad yeah but i feel like that wasn't even even though it was a security failure it really wasn't blamed him specifically this is crazy and he sort
Claude
of just like let us all know he i guess it's like honorable that he would let maybe he's still gunning for chap's business because it's honorable that he would really exonerate chap and put himself like now he's the full on villain here and nobody was even thinking of him like i didn't know he was in the room i didn't know he's on the continent like like yeah
Jackie
so strange are you ready for our
Claude
next story i guess like i didn't know like yesterday that we were going to be talking about pascal again do you know what i mean like that was such important it was such like a formative era of my life just personally and i just can't believe we're talking about him again i didn't even know he was still in the business
Jackie
i feel like security guards if we're talking about you you're not doing a good job if we know your name if we know who you are if you're making news you're not doing a good job your job is to to like be invisible unless protect and serve
Claude
unless you're that really really handsome israeli guy who was working for taylor swift and decided after october seventh to quit the eras tour and join the idf
Jackie
right but so not working security anymore correct correct yeah are you ready for our next story yeah it's a little slammu update two things we've got today first of all dakota reports a third domestic violence incident to police regarding taylor frankie paul's so this is just but he just reported it ongoing yeah he went to the west jordan police department in utah last month accusing taylor of abusing him in an alleged early to mid twenty twenty four dispute tmz has confirmed west jordan detectives have reviewed video and are working to verify details interview interviewing the parties involved we're told taylor and dakota are cooperating with the ongoing investigation and no charges have been followed
Claude
the more dakota does like the less i like i never cared about him so i don't even know what to say like i never was on his side but the more i believe like he's probably the bigger abuser and perpetrator of the psych toxic cycle because two years later why are you reporting domestic violence like only because like we're piling on now yeah i still blame them both wholeheartedly for not making a safe space for their child like for that like i don't really care anymore but if i had to guess yeah he's
Jackie
he's the one he's like whipping up yeah he's the one also it's being not reported but floated for the next bachelorette yeah more higgins yes people are suggesting that she be the next bachelorette apparently there was rumors that like layla and miranda would do a joint season and there are also rumors that that has just been knocked down by abc
Claude
oh i heard that it was like actually being considered by abc i heard
Jackie
that it's not being considered anymore and
Claude
that wouldn't be good just want to say i think that the whole double bachelorette thing they think like they have two girls who are like dc and maybe we put them together it would be great it's distracting like two bachelor
Jackie
it's never good yeah and taylor would have been like to have someone that's like just taylor's runner up i think we have to like shift gears agree more has like a really cute idea because everybody loves her she's a reality star she is very famously single at the moment she commented like heart eyes emojis on like one of the rumors rumors about it so i guess like
Claude
she's down they said also if abc were to do it because they need to like fill all the airtime that's been canceled for the next three or four months it would be a live season which is really crazy i guess sort of like love island and why she's maybe kind of the right person
Jackie
for it yeah however i actually don't think she's the right person for it because i don't think she's interested in actually being with like some american rando reality star want to be like i think she wants to be with brad
Claude
pitt no i think that she would do it for the opportunity not for
Jackie
actual finding love yeah and also i feel like taylor frankie paul like the kind of guy that goes on the bachelor is the exact sort of guy that she want to be would end up with like a rando like reality tv star wannabe hopefully with a heart
Claude
of gold this also feels like as much as it would be like amazing weekly national platform like it does feel like a step down for her being like sloppy seconds you know i don't think i think she's like a little too highbrow for this honestly and especially after this like really messy domestic like who wants to be that you know
Jackie
i don't know i feel like the exposure of like and especially after this is the biggest story in the country
Claude
whoever gets it is gonna become so
Jackie
famous so i feel like she could use it to her advantage and make it high make it fashion make it luke's comedy everything it would be a good get for the network it would be everything except love because i don't think she's interested in some rando that's fine fine i want love what about
Claude
love i know but like b what we were going to get was so not love you know taylor like she chose someone she was calling dakota they
Jackie
broke up i know i want to know like why they broke up jesse said on call her daddy that like when she saw taylor during the bachelorette like when she was filming like she was a different person like her energy was changed she was like just a the old taylor new taylor like i wish that had lasted correct it's sad that like it didn't even it's also funny how people are like still we're so like conditioned to be like the bachelor spoilers like people still like won't
Claude
talk about that she ended up with a guy named doug like the show's not airing you guys what are we
Jackie
talking about and like why did her and even doug won't be like i won and here's my toe no the
Claude
the the news stories it'll be like bachelor contestant no it's a guy who
Jackie
won or like bachelor alleged winner i
Claude
mean i saw this around up of like right when the season got cancelled it was on page six instagram it was like bachelor contestants like speak out for the first time and it was like instagram screenshots of their stories like seriously acting so drama one of them was like thanks for reaching out i'm doing okay like like they just got diagnosed with cancer like it was insane the drama and it's like from men like i got the ick it was so icky being like thanks to everyone who reached out or thanks for all the positive messages like girl sorry that you had to quit your job because you thought you're gonna be reality star but like go back to work yeah
Jackie
but think about like the guy who went on the season and became the villain and like maybe was like kind of a decent guy and who was
Claude
dreading the season coming out he's the
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one who sent the video to tmz
Claude
i'm cracking up you ever heard that and the chat the idea that like your worst moment like you're dreading this thing the idea that it's gonna mysteriously vanish is like everyone's dream right when you're dreading something like but there's no way it ever happens this actually happened
Jackie
that's so funny also apparently these guys are still contenders for bachelor in paradise
Claude
like oh i didn't know that show
Jackie
was still on the air yeah no i think it like does its thing you know interesting are you ready for our next story if it's our next
Claude
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next story anne hathaway told devil wears prada two producers not to put models who are so skeletal and alarmingly thin in their new movie says meryl streep streep so meryl streep shared that alarmingly thin models were not cast in devil wears prada to movie unlike the first movie where fashion brands hesitated to have their clothes featured in the movie that was an unknown wild card the sequel film with the sport okay wait you
Claude
just said like a whole bunch start
Jackie
again okay so in this sequel high end fashion brands are part of the movie unlike the first one they are a part of it yes okay okay they attended actual runway shows during milan fashion week okay oh cool it was a wakeup call for mel who returns to her oscar nominated role as miranda priestley she said i was struck by how not only beautiful and young everyone seems young to me but alarmingly thin the models were she told the magazine about going to these fashions right she said i thought that all had been that all had been addressed years ago annie clocked it too and she made a beine to the producers about it securing promises that the models in the show that we were putting together for our film would not be so skeletal gentle she's a stand up girl well
Claude
it feels like it won't be an accurate reflection of the fashion industry doesn't
Jackie
that feel like body shaming well let's like not casting someone because they're too fat like it's not right the same thing as casting some because they're too
Claude
thin we don't treat too fat and too skinny people the same way because like let's talk about the discourse around ariana grande which i feel like people really did bring up valid concerns like she was during the wicked like looking scary then you could never i'm not even gonna say someone like a fat actress like oh my god if you made one thing being like i feel like she's unhealthy like is she okay is she going through something the same things you said when you are going through something traumatic whether it's health related mental health you do become either very skinny or very fat like it is a very common thing so you could never raise the same concerns about like
Jackie
a big actor so are you saying that people are harder on people who
Claude
are too skinny not harder on more comfortable because you know people behind closed doors say whatever they want but like in the public sphere what's what's accept you can come from a place of true concern for a skinny person i really hope she's okay i hope she's in good health i hope everything's okay at home if i saw a big fat woman and i said i hope everything is okay at home what the names people would call me and rightfully so that's terrible like you are there is more grace you're still not supposed to comment on any woman's model no
Jackie
but and if anne hathaway went to producers and said don't cast those models because they're too fat like she would
Claude
be right now girls are losing out
Jackie
on opportunities instead she said they're too skinny and she's a hero yeah no
Claude
it's not the same and i i i i've thought about this a lot because like calling someone too skinny is really not the same as calling someone too fat because the world that we live in really values thin so saying someone's too thin is like saying they're too valuable too good and everyone like fat is like the worst thing you can be everybody hates fat fat is like what everyone's afraid of being so calling someone too fat is like calling them too much of the worst thing you know so it's not the same but body equality you know i don't know i don't know what the answer is here but you're right like like it is crazy you they're not the same though like you you don't yeah
Jackie
i just feel like it's not the slay that she thinks it is like it's a good thing to have you know positive people on tv and health
Claude
and i love girls with normal bodies it's like my favorite health but like
Jackie
i just feel like not maybe they shouldn't have let us know that she said that because that's kind of rude like some girl starved her whole life to be on this runway and now she doesn't get to she's getting passed
Claude
up on the offer yeah yeah no
Jackie
i agree like i don't know i i feel like it's like a little bit not it's not inclusive it's a little bit not inclusive it's not inclusive and so you i i i i think the idea of having like a healthy body image to look to at the movie and not seeing like people with unhealthy body images is probably good for audiences but like you shouldn't have
Claude
told us that yeah right like do the good work in quiet yeah it does sound mean yeah but i guess
Jackie
if you have to like hide your truth then what are you hiding maybe living just living your truth that's what
Claude
you said yeah she's kind of like you with your instagram story like you just tell the truth and like she like whatever you know maybe she feels
Jackie
i look forward to seeing the models
Claude
though well now i'll be looking i forgot that this movie's coming out that i have like that to look forward to also housemade two coming out i need to see house made one but they cast kirsten dunst did you read
Jackie
the second book i did i really
Claude
i really liked it me too i it i'm looking for a new book for ben he's almost done with you know he reads once a week mark remarkably bright creatures and i was at target where i got the first book and i was thinking maybe ben would like the housemaid it's really great do
Jackie
boys like the housemaid i don't know
Claude
it's like why do i think it's for girls but it's there's nothing girly about it it's a psychological thriller but like frida just feels yeah frida just
Jackie
feels girly but she's an author for girls woman's perspective and it is about like women's thoughts and things yeah so
Claude
i don't i really don't want to
Jackie
lead him astray you should be the experiment the good news is is that it's not like hard to chew on like it's very it's an easy book to read yeah so maybe it would
Claude
go well kirsten dun so the premise of the second book is set in
Jackie
new york right yeah she's working as
Claude
like this older kind of spooky woman who lives at the dakota but she's
Jackie
also like a hit woman right yeah
Claude
yeah yeah people hire her she's now
Jackie
like a housemaid for hire yeah where she'll kill your husband abusing you right
Claude
and so kirsten dunst is like this very wealthy woman who's like being held to you know ransom right or is she in the famous dakota building i wonder if they'll film there like you can't do anything there where john lennon
Jackie
was shot so they probably won't if you can't do anything where there's plenty of places they'll use like the only murders building where yeah right right right
Claude
cool what was the story oh yeah
Jackie
cool too with healthy models every time
Claude
i hear about anne hathaway like in her personal life they call her annie
Jackie
yeah which is cute i like that fifth and final story you know what it is thursday oh yeah it's thursday mass singer reveal i actually i did keep up last night the pangolin has been revealed the identity of the pangolin spoiler alert is rachel platten you know
Claude
what's so funny is that teddy mellencamp was on this season singing a rachel platten song that must have been weird
Jackie
that must have been weird but what's really crazy is is rachel platten's amazing singer pug caso alleged philip phillips is an amazing singer like there's amazing singers on mass singer i was never gonna
Claude
win like literally i was never even gonna make like that far so i
Jackie
feel like pug caso has to win because he's an who could be a
Claude
better singer than him like literally nobody
Jackie
right but is it just about your voice isn't it also about the performance it's about a lot with that thing
Claude
no matter how talented you are are it's really about who like can sing their best in the costume like it's
Jackie
a dance it's a vocal performance it's
Claude
a breath work like right choose the songs do the little choreography so yes it is of course talent based but there's a lot of things besides the
Jackie
singing and what is a pangolin no
Claude
idea she's going through her own like sort of taylor swift record label she
Jackie
recorded the asylum straight from her she
Claude
is a kia asylum which is sad because like i feel like there are certain people in the key asylum who are there because of like really bad record deals and that's really sad like
Jackie
ke dollar almost someone commented or dm me something that was a firepoint that i need to raise here that an amazing replacement for kelly clarkson kiki palmer i said it miley cyrus oh yeah mileyoki it's giving backyard sessions it is
Claude
the only thing about miley is she herself beams with so much personality and she doesn't have like a lot of experience being a host she's always being interviewed because she's the interesting one she's the talented one and kelly's real skill has been able to pull back and engage you know talk about her own self but really highlighting her and i think people love going on her show it's a pleasant experience kiki palmer is like bursting with personality but she has a lot of experience hosting she knows how to take a backseat i worry that miley might not know how to
Jackie
take a backseat but she could learn she could get a little bit of training i feel like she might be like the warm inviting presence southern like i think she's just as good of a recommendation as kiki and i think that she would crush kelly oki yeah i agree as good as kelly like
Claude
she does covers i don't think that miley's also down to like enter that sort of sunset era of her career she just released another album like i think she's really i think she's continuing to do like the album tour press
Jackie
circuit i don't know if you noticed that yeah she doesn't really do tours she does like some live shows around
Claude
she does like big headlines and so
Jackie
that's what kelly is like she was releasing music you know because she likes to make music and also doing the show i feel like miley's sort of in an era where she does music when she wants to but like she
Claude
could do a job yeah no it's a good recommendation i still think kiki palmer would be better i really do i do feel like who replaces kelly clarkson is going to be some like the biggest casting news drama of like the last decade it's such a big
Jackie
deal it is a big deal i kind of am voting for miley now even though everyone who we recommend were like they'd be amazing pink pink would
Claude
be even though i still don't think pink is recommended right for it why i think she's too polarizing divisive what
Jackie
if she could tone it back she
Claude
couldn't that's why she's so great like she is her authentic self and that's why people love her like she speaks her mind even if it's going to forsake opportunities so no i think it's miley's to lose or joanna gaines she's just like heavy on my mind right
Jackie
now but we need music oh right like she could have her own show anything but the kelly show is just as much about the musicality and she's
Claude
very entrenched launched with discovery hbo got a lot of jobs yeah yeah no it's it's a very hard role to fill we do have a couple of
Jackie
good people floating we do like better than most we usually have nothing i
Claude
feel like it kind of is
Jackie
a
Claude
venn diagram also of people we recommend for the super bowl yeah like very all american people that everyone loves loves because we've said pink we've said kelly clarkson we said miley yeah luke combs was on a podcast being like he wants it so bad i love that he put it out there give it
Jackie
to me i feel like people like
Claude
artists like famous people never say what they want because in case they don't get it or whatever but i love that he put it out there he's like call me like i will do it and he will kill it i forget when i like because i know luke's like whole discography but i forget when i go to a concert of his and he plays like his hits which aren't even my favorite like he's like taylor swift level in terms of songs that everyone loves like one number away hurricane like he has those sort of ubiquitous huge i think you could
Jackie
do it but you also like don't need to be an artist that every single person is obsessed with to do the super bowl anymore yes that's true
Claude
it has become more to be chosen less genre specific like except they don't really do a lot of country no
Jackie
they don't but like football is so country the last few years like it's not been like the i mean bad bunny is the biggest artist in the world but like so i'm not talking about him but like kendrick lamar isn't
Claude
right it's very it's more niche has
Jackie
a million songs that everybody knows the words everybody knows you know right right
Claude
who was before usher usher does have a million songs that everybody yeah usher
Jackie
was was one i think usher is
Claude
a good choice too it's funny when you look i didn't love his performance it's funny how when you look back it's like your opinion at the time like it all ages you know like so i don't remember what i thought i feel like i was pleased with the usher choice at the time and like now and i feel like the same was like with the weekend it was actually a good choice he has so many like top ten radio hits that like your grandparents know i can't
Jackie
believe he did the super bowl i literally always forget that and his performance was also really bad yeah no i always forget yeah damn rihanna was amazing
Claude
why hasn't ariana grande done it she's like at that level no somewhat recently
Jackie
maybe no but like yep i don't know i feel like she's a little niche she's a little just like pop
Claude
for the girl corner of the pop like yeah yeah yeah yeah maybe it's
Jackie
not all american no it's really like
Claude
for the girly girls at the time and even in hindsight i can acknowledge like justin timberlake was a good choice no and i don't think i ever even saw his performance because we were there in real life and i couldn't hear anything so i don't think i ever watched it like on tv i just missed the era i miss the era where like bruno mars and beyonce were like doing rotations like that was
Jackie
good no like do bruno mars again it will always be a good choice it's true he is like really the only person that's for everyone i know
Claude
and like nobody would have a bad thing to say about no one yeah
Jackie
no one just do it yeah oh that's always fun the super bowl yeah who's gonna do the halftime well because
Claude
it was rumored up until they announced it i thought it was like literally confirmed that it was miley do you
Jackie
remember that yeah i remember i saw fake news that it was yeah and
Claude
i don't know if that was like ever rooted in any truth yeah or i just got got by ai generated content but i thought it was her and you know what she also could do it was that the fifth story
Jackie
yeah pangolin rachel patton rachel no but
Claude
it is weird she probably made more money than everybody else because she also is earning a royalty check because her song got sung but they don't put
Jackie
your songs on like spotify or anything
Claude
but you have to pay to like use it on tv for sure like you get it cleared legally like you have to pay the publishing rights right
Jackie
how much you have to pay oh i don't know how much did you pay barbara streis sands i have no
Claude
idea i think she gave it to
Jackie
me for free how much did you
Claude
pay sia they both gave it to me for free because they were like such big fans of course imagine if
Jackie
you were still on mass singer exhausting
Claude
like keeping up the lie i couldn't do it like no that's actually a lot yeah oh yeah that was literally
Jackie
like the highlight of my i can't
Claude
believe that was while i was here
Jackie
no like it's so crazy yeah queen corgi such a queen she's such a
Claude
queen now i feel like enough time has passed where i actually like look back on it really fondly it's still
Jackie
the picture of our group chat yeah the little corgi cup corgi so cute yeah oh we have to go home to our kids i can't well the show's over so can't wait okay well that's all she wrote thank you guys
Claude
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Release Date: March 26, 2026
Episode Theme: Reclaiming Daily Joy, New Music, Celebrity Gossip, and Sisterly Banter
This Thursday episode encapsulates what makes The Toast a favorite: quick-witted cultural commentary, unfiltered confessions, and infectious sister energy. Jackie and Claudia revel in the little things—morning drives with great music, trying to embrace positivity (“pargetude”), and the power of pop culture to connect and comfort. The episode weaves together their takes on new country music, classic Hollywood drama, wild celebrity news, and relatable personal anecdotes. Airy and conversational, it’s an ode to finding joy, even amidst the antics and absurdities of daily life.
On daily joy:
“If you need to feel joy—and it’s maybe not occurring naturally, or you want a song that could be the soundtrack to your naturally occurring joy: Loving Life Again by Ella Langley.” (03:46, Claudia)
On authenticity:
“If you think that we would write up fake Dear Toasters… we could barely show up!” (07:57, Jackie)
On painful realities:
“Just know when you see me, she’s thriving… just know I am suffering so deeply multiple times a day.” (09:23, Claudia)
On bodyguard drama:
“Your job is to be invisible unless protect and serve… if we’re talking about you, you’re not doing a good job.” (32:07, Jackie)
On body image double standards:
“Calling someone ‘too skinny’ is really not the same as calling someone ‘too fat’ because the world … values thin. Saying someone’s too thin is like saying they’re too valuable, too good.” (43:27, Claude)
This episode highlights what makes The Toast a cult favorite: a warm, conspiratorial energy; a relentless tempo of pop culture breakdowns; realness about odd topics (hydration, hotel hygiene, sciatica); and a safe space for cultural opinion with a wink. Even without the experience of listening, you’ll catch on quickly to Jackie and Claudia’s rhythms and shared references.
Best enjoyed for:
Fans of pop culture, reality TV, lighthearted sister humor, and anyone who finds comfort in a cozy, honest morning show.