The Toast – "Meghan Markle, Meghan Sparkle: Friday, October 24th, 2025"
Hosts: Jackie & Claudia Oshry (Dear Media)
Date: October 24, 2025
Episode Theme:
This lively pre-maternity leave episode sees Jackie & Claudia ("Jax & Claude") at their swirliest—diving into pop culture, motherhood, TV recaps, and a major "Love Is Blind" spoiler. The chemistry is classic "original recipe" Toast as they discuss the fast 5 stories, notable life updates, and the Kardashian universe, all with their signature candor and humor.
Main Themes
- Jackie's last episode before maternity leave
- Motherhood, pregnancy, and podcasting challenges
- Fast 5 News Stories (Love Is Blind, Susan Boyle, NBA Gambling, Jelly Roll, Kardashians)
- In-depth Kardashian episode recap
- Queenie & Weenie of the Week
Opening Segment: Maternity Leave, Podcast Dynamics, and Motherhood Realness
[00:35–07:22]
- Jackie's impending maternity leave:
- Claudia assures listeners the show will go on with friends and family filling in (“the next two weeks of maternity leave are not booked because we’re in flux”—[01:35]).
- Jackie reflects on how unpredictable birth timing is, and Claudia compares her own C-section experience (“knowing exactly who, what, when, where, why, how is so underrated, especially for work”—[02:24]).
- The unique ‘Toaster’ dynamic:
- Both hosts agree the show is best with just them (“I know there’s nothing like just Jack and Claude, original recipe”—[01:20]).
- Claudia jokes about not wanting to podcast with anyone else (“No offense to everyone. I’m posting zero”—[01:17]).
- Motherhood and physical struggles:
- Jackie details struggles with SPD (Symphysis Pubis Dysfunction), noting listener support and how much pain it brings.
- Claudia and Jackie talk sleeping struggles during late pregnancy and the challenges of early mornings in their profession.
- Home birth, hospital birth:
- Discussion of birth plans, hospital sleep woes, home birth risks (“to me, that makes it not even remotely worth it”—[05:17]).
- Both hosts reaffirm they’re not “home birth curious,” even with its perks.
Memorable Quote:
"I love to toast, the hard thing is, is like the waking up part because sleep is so fitful for me. It takes so long to fall asleep, stay asleep. By 7am I'm like finally feeling lighter and I'm cozy." — Jackie [03:01]
Content Era & Personal Routines
[07:22–10:23]
- Media binges:
- Both are enthusiastic about the new season of "Nobody Wants This" (“I’m just in my content era”—Michelle [09:27]).
- Discussion of other TV obsessions, especially the Kardashians ("Literally the best show ever made. It was 60 minutes of just giggles.”—Michelle [07:32]).
- Parenthood changes everything:
- Claudia shares how her routines changed after becoming a parent (once used to “lay in bed all day”, now only gets under the covers at bedtime).
- Mention of performing comedy and body image ("I was just like, actually, at this point, I'm like the same weight, but I used to, like, not want to share because I was so much skinnier."—Michelle [10:12]).
Fast 5 Stories
([15:56]–[64:38])
(Timestamps reflect the start of each story; ad breaks removed for clarity)
1. "Love is Blind" Season 9 Shocker: Sparkle Megan's Mystery Baby
[15:56–24:38]
- Major spoiler alert:
- Sparkle Megan was seen with a "mystery man" and a baby after the season ended.
- The timeline suggests she broke up with Jordan, met someone else a few months later, and now has a child.
- Jackie and Claudia theorize on the baby’s age, the man’s identity, and what it means for the show’s “authenticity” narrative.
- Gossip & Reaction:
- Reflect on how Netflix failed to keep the secret (“It’s a real shame Netflix couldn’t keep this under wraps, because if we all found out, we would have freaked”—Michelle [18:22]).
- Jackie argues this revelation supports the idea that Megan participated in the show "earnestly," seeking love and family.
Notable Quotes:
- “It being Sparkle is huge. And Jackie and I were talking about this offline, and it does really support her theory from yesterday that, like, Meghan really did go into this experiment earnestly…” – Michelle [18:44]
- "Go Sparkle. I love this for her. Team Spark. I've been rooting for Sparkle and she, like, you know, she talked the talk and she's walking the walk." – Jackie [22:05]
2. Susan Boyle’s ‘Snatched’ Red Carpet Transformation
[24:51–29:19]
- Transformation buzz:
- Susan Boyle debuts a chic blonde bob, stuns fans, and is praised for her new look (“She looks so cute. She has bangs and a bob and it's like a blonde bob. She's royalty.”—Michelle [25:27]).
- Hosts reminisce about Boyle’s original, viral “Britain’s Got Talent” audition and how the narrative around her was “kind of mean.”
- Spirited playback of Susan’s original audition and singing along.
- Nostalgia & body positivity:
- Discussion of how initial perceptions overshadowed Boyle’s talent, and how her “normal” looks were treated as shocking.
Memorable Moment:
- Jackie and Michelle watch Susan Boyle’s audition, giving themselves chills, and lovingly dub her “Susie B., bees for Bob” [29:11].
3. Jelly Roll’s Admission: Cheating Scandal and Marital Growth
[29:19–33:43]
- Jelly Roll’s confessions:
- Musician Jelly Roll opens up about cheating on wife Bunny on another podcast, marking a period of repair and growth.
- Hosts draw parallels to other podcasting couples, discuss public accountability, and the nature of rebuilding trust.
- Jelly Roll’s explanation: bad influences, substance abuse, and “you sleep with the dogs, you get fleas” [32:17].
- Hosts’ take:
- Praise for Jelly Roll’s accountability and the concept of personal growth from mistakes.
- Joking asides about the phrasing (“It sounds a little gay… No, it doesn’t. No, I’m kidding.”—Michelle [32:36]).
Quote:
- “I can’t endorse him cheating… but, like, accountability, check. Growth. The growth appears to be there.”—Michelle [31:56]
4. NBA Gambling Scandal: Mafia Ties and Game Rigging
[33:43–44:24]
- Overview:
- News breaks of NBA player Terry Rozier and coach Chauncey Billups being indicted as part of a federal investigation into insider sports betting, rigged games, and connections to major NYC “mafia families.”
- Why it matters:
- “This is going to be a big documentary.” (Jackie [34:10])
- Hosts try to comprehend:
- Both admit confusion over the details (“I don’t really get it”—Jackie & Michelle recurring).
- Eventually clarify that “tanking” games and insider information for gambling are key issues.
Memorable Quote:
- “We need the people who did McMillions to do a documentary on this, to explain it in a swirly fashion.”—Michelle [43:34]
5. Kardashians Recap: Sex, Sisterhood, and Realness
[45:27–64:38]
This segment is a full, detailed recap of the latest "Kardashians" episode, breaking down:
- Khloe’s headline: she hasn’t had sex in three years
- Each sister's plotline, with emphasis on authenticity, motherhood, sibling relationships, and their business dynamics
- Kim's emotional state and priorities:
- Discusses her work/life balance, missing family time for work, and her breaking of silence (somewhat) on Kanye.
- “You literally don’t have to be Claudia… Like, leave.” (Michelle [49:04])
- Chloe’s approach to motherhood and work:
- The hosts are vocally on "team Chloe," admiring her balance between work and home.
- Kourtney’s natural aging & stance on cosmetic enhancements:
- Her refusal of Botox/fillers is noted, and the show’s new transparency is praised.
- “Ass talk” & transparency:
- Hosts highlight Kardashians’ finally being open about enhancements.
- Kendall, Kylie, and Scott:
- Kendall’s quirky horse arrival
- Kylie “gives us nothing but looks gorgeous”—Michelle [64:10]
- Scott’s subplot about moving to New York and co-parenting concerns
Favorite Quotes:
- "Chloe, like, just everything about Chloe... she's always been the most normal one—even in terms of, like, the style of her home. Like, it's a home you want to live in." — Jackie [51:04]
- "She doesn't look like the rest of them because she is aging somewhat naturally. Like, she looks a little bit older than Kris. And I really respect it." — Michelle [53:33]
Queenie & Weenie of the Week
[64:19–67:32]
- Queenie:
- Susan Boyle for her iconic transformation and overall "queenie" energy. (“My Queenie is … Susan Boyle. Everything about her is Queenie, like, in nature.” — Jackie [64:38])
- Honorable mention: New York City at Christmas
- Weenie:
- Ben Simmons' sister, Olivia: “From the moment she opened her mouth on TikTok this week, it was weenie behavior. From the minute she opened her mouth, a weenie popped out.” — Michelle [66:06]
- Honorable mention: Selena Gomez
Notable/Recurring Quotes & Running Jokes
- “Go Sparkle. It’s your Birthday.” (Chant/song for Sparkle Megan, [23:08])
- “We need the people who did McMillions to do a documentary on this”—recurring theme for making complicated scandals accessible ([43:34])
- “Kylie, give us literally nothing.”—their succinct summary for the youngest Jenner’s on-screen presence ([56:48])
- “Farmer needs a wife.” (Running joke regarding Scott Disick’s need for a reboot and a stable family life, [59:57])
Timestamps for Key Segments
- Jackie’s Maternity/Podcasting: 00:35–07:22
- Content Era & Bed Rest: 07:22–10:23
- Fast 5 Story 1 (Love Is Blind): 15:56–24:38
- Fast 5 Story 2 (Susan Boyle): 24:51–29:19
- Fast 5 Story 3 (Jelly Roll): 29:19–33:43
- Fast 5 Story 4 (NBA Gambling): 33:43–44:24
- Fast 5 Story 5 (Kardashians Recap): 45:27–64:38
- Queenie & Weenie: 64:19–67:32
Tone & Style
- Conversational, witty, self-effacing, full of in-jokes
- Pop cultural references intermixed with heartfelt personal anecdotes
- Both hosts draw frequent connections between pop news and their own lives.
For Listeners Short on Time
- Jump straight to [15:56] for Love Is Blind spoilers and analysis.
- Kardashians fans: The review and family dynamic discussion starts at [45:27].
- Susan Boyle’s red carpet moment and nostalgia at [24:51].
Summary Takeaway:
This episode offers a quintessential "Toast" mix: personal updates, superb reality TV analysis, pop culture news, and classic Jackie & Claudia chemistry. From real talk about pregnancy and podcasting to loving (and critical) dissections of celeb transformations and scandals, this is a meaty, swirly episode perfect for fans who want all the context, humor, and affectionate side commentary.