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Good morning, girlies. It's the toast.

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It's Jackson Claude and we're your host.

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It's your favorite show.

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The best five things you need to know.

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We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast.

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They sound amazing.

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Welcome back to the Toast and happy. Why are such a hard time this week? Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Wednesday. It is hump day. Don't forget to have someone you love. And speaking of somebody that I love is Jacqueline Foley. Hello, Ms. Phillip. Thank you so much for taking the time to join our show.

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Of course. I always take the time. You actually like I'm someone who doesn't take the time.

A (0:39)

I know I'm not. We're not like a guest based show. So like sometimes fun to welcome people

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to the show to pretend that I'm your guest. Yes.

A (0:45)

And you do have like, sort of like multiple sides to you and it's like kind of like a new guest every day.

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Really? I feel like I'm so, like rock solid. You know what I mean?

A (0:54)

Very dynamic.

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Thank you so much. You have multiple percentages. I have multiple rocks in my solid. So if I was your guest, like, what would you want to be interviewing me about?

A (1:04)

I wouldn't because I want to talk about myself and something that happened to me.

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So maybe I should say welcome to the toast.

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Oh, so you know you're stealing my.

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Thank you, Claudia, for joining us today. Claudia, tell us about yourself.

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Well, I want to talk about what

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Summary

The Toast Podcast Summary

Episode: Memoirs Of A Daddy: Wednesday, February 25th, 2026
Hosts: Jackie & Claudia Oshry
Date: February 25, 2026

Episode Overview

In this vibrant, laughter-filled episode of The Toast, hosts Jackie and Claudia exchange personal stories, hot takes on pop culture, and relatable rants ranging from Valentine’s Day flower mishaps, Target theft confessions, and book recommendations, to the latest reality TV drama and celebrity business news. The signature banter of the Oshry sisters keeps the episode fresh and entertaining, even as they dive into deeper moments of sisterly nostalgia and discussions on honesty in influencer culture. This episode's recurring threads are the messiness of modern relationships, the changing dynamic of adulthood and sisterhood, and a keen eye for what’s trending—both good and bad.

Main Discussion Points & Insights

1. Valentine’s Day & The Flower Fiasco ([01:16]–[04:12])

Claudia recounts the drama of not receiving flowers from her husband, Ben, on Valentine’s Day, only to discover he ordered them last minute after being reminded at Jackie’s.
- “Imagine. How many years have we been together? 15. No, not a single flower. And then he had to overcompensate...$700 on flowers that I threw out two days ago. So, like, that's dumb.” — Claudia [02:36]
There's a running joke about the fiscal irresponsibility of last-minute flower purchases and the extra cost of same-day delivery.
Partners' “honesty” in public stories: Claudia laments trying to protect Ben on air, only for him to reveal the unvarnished truth on his own podcast.

Memorable Quote:
“I make my bones on, like, making fun of Ben. So, like, sometimes I try to protect him and just, like, not everything needs to be shared. And in his defense, he was like, well, I assumed you were just going to tell the story on the podcast. Like, no, I protected you. You didn't protect yourself.” — Claudia [03:08]

2. Target Adventures & the Self-Checkout “Tax” ([04:43]–[07:02])

Claudia’s solo trip to Target: She shares the joys (and minor crimes) of shopping at Target, describing how the weekday store is “like a daycare,” filled with moms and kids.
Self-checkout confessions: Claudia admits not scanning every item, positing that missed barcodes are the “tax” Target pays for not hiring enough cashiers.
- “That's the tax of making me self-checkout... At this point, I'm a cashier; I want benefits, I want health insurance, I want this onesie!” — Claudia [06:28]
The pair riff on the modern absurdity of self-checkout systems, joking about deserving employee benefits for unpaid labor.

3. The Kips Bay Design Show & Aspirational Culture ([07:29]–[09:47])

Jackie and her husband’s outing to a design show in Palm Beach—how inspiring (and a little discouraging) it is to see beautifully designed homes compared to their own.
Discussion of whether such events increase a home’s value and how designers each take over a room in a mansion for the showcase.

4. Book Recommendations, Reading Goals & “Memoirs of a Daddy” ([09:47]–[16:00])

Claudia and Ben’s Reading Challenge: Claudia hopes to start a “reading night” tradition with Ben, buying him “Remarkably Bright Creatures” at Target. Mixed reviews from Jackie.
The sisters discuss the limitations of big-box store book selections (the “Goodreads Hot 100”), gateway reads, and the struggle to read books piecemeal.
- “If you're really only reading it every Saturday, then you don't like it.” — Jackie [11:35]
Sisterly book swapping:
- The appeal of couples or families who swap and discuss books is “elite living,” with a wishful tone for their own relationships.
Margo’s insight on reading: “She likes reading over TV shows because, like, you know what the character is thinking.” — Claudia [16:32]

5. Sisterhood Memories & Nostalgia ([16:38]–[20:10])

Claudia tells a touching story about their sister Margo crying on a trip, sad that “we’re not always going to be doing this”—prompting live fact-checking via phone call with Margo ([19:04]).
A bittersweet acknowledgment of growing up, life changes, and how “life is different now,” but shared trips and togetherness are still cherished.

6. Pop Culture Riffing: Social Media Moments, Broadway Life, and the Fame Drug ([20:22]–[24:50])

The hosts discuss Monica Lewinsky and Dylan Mulvaney’s viral TikTok soundbite, Team USA’s use of their catchphrases, and how even celebrities ride social media trends.
Deep dive into the realities of Broadway acting: the exhaustion of post-show stage door duties for actors like Daniel Radcliffe and Ben Platt.
- Claudia: “It looks like the worst job ever. You make no money, and it is so hard...And then, you have to do stage door. I respect Ben Platt just waving and walking away.” [22:24]
Both hosts compare the addictive nature of fan appreciation (from their own live shows) to why fame can become physically and emotionally addictive.

7. Medical Bill Woes & Healthcare Rants ([29:59]–[33:04])

Claudia shares a cautionary tale: After her daughter’s ER visit, she follows internet advice to ask for an itemized bill—only for the new bill to triple! ([30:00])
- “...Whoever started that lie on the internet, that you should call for an itemized bill, you owe me.” — Claudia [31:12]
Jackie relates with her own confusing post-childbirth billing saga, underlining the general dysfunction of the US healthcare system.

8. The “Call Her Daddy” Memoir Bombshell ([33:45]–[47:00])

Headline: Sophia Franklin, co-creator of Call Her Daddy, announces her memoir, Daddy Issues, about her fallout with Alex Cooper and their meteoric podcast rise.
The hosts dissect the cover (“Mean Girls Burn Book vibes”), the clever branding, and speculate on the behind-the-scenes drama.
Recounting the infamous contract disputes, the Spotify $60M deal, and the personal/professional betrayals.
- “So they were really paying for the inventory as well. The $60 million was for future episodes but also past, like, the archive. And I think that's where Sophia really felt robbed.” — Claudia [42:04]
Anticipation for the memoir’s potential TV adaptation, and curiosity whether Alex Cooper will ever “respond” with her own tell-all.

9. Podcasting Trends, Flops & Celebrity Podcast Satire ([47:49]–[51:08])

Critiquing the new “Friends Keep Secrets” podcast by Lil Dicky & Benny Blanco: “There was a video going viral of Benny Blanco, like, farting into his microphone and his feet up on the couch...The cream’s going to rise.” — Claudia [47:54]
The sisters reflect on the podcast gold rush, noting that even unlimited resources can’t buy good content or audience love.

10. Kim Kardashian’s Energy Drink & Celebrity Brands ([52:08]–[56:08])

Kim Kardashian is announced as a co-founder of caffeine-free energy drink Update. The hosts express “influenced but exhausted” skepticism about the parade of celebrity startups and energy beverages.
Brief sidebars on the booming alcoholic beverage industry (818, Sprinter), business decision gossip, and the impact of celebrity partnerships.

11. Rock & Roll Hall of Fame 2026 Nominees ([59:06]–[63:53])

Run through of newly announced nominees, including Mariah Carey, Phil Collins, Lauryn Hill, Oasis, Pink, and Shakira.
- Playful speculation of who might do tribute performances (e.g., John Legend for Pink), and jokes about the ceremony’s party aspect.

12. Summer House Spinoff & Reality TV Analysis ([64:10]–[75:43])

Details on Bravo’s plans to expand the Summer House franchise to new locations; debate over which US hotspots fit the show’s formula.
In-depth recap of current Summer House drama—Amanda and Kyle’s relationship woes, Sierra, Jesse, and Wes’s tangled dynamics, and opinions on reality relationship etiquette.

Notable Take:
“Jesse showed women everywhere who he is last season. Whoever he dates next...what happens to you is on you.” — Claudia [74:42]

Most Memorable Quotes & Moments

“That's the tax of making me self checkout...At this point, I'm a cashier. I want benefits, I want health insurance, I want this onesie.” — Claudia on Target [06:28]
“If you're really only reading it every Saturday, then you don't like it.” — Jackie [11:35]
“It looks like the worst job ever. You make no money, and it is so hard...And then, you have to do the stage door. I respect Ben Platt just waving and walking away.” — Claudia [22:24]
“Whoever started that lie on the internet, that you should call for an itemized bill, you owe me.” — Claudia [31:12]
“So they were really paying for the inventory as well. The $60 million was for future episodes but also past, like, the archive. And I think that's where Sophia really felt robbed.” — Claudia [42:04]
“The cream’s going to rise. Right. I don’t foresee this being the next Joe Rogan.” — Claudia on celeb podcasts [48:23]

Timestamps for Key Segments

Valentine’s Day Story/Flower Fiasco: [01:16]–[04:12]
Target & Self-Checkout Confessions: [04:43]–[07:02]
Design Show & Aspirational Culture: [07:29]–[09:47]
Book Recommendations & Reading Aspirations: [09:47]–[16:00]
Sisterhood Memories with Live Call: [16:38]–[20:10]
Broadway Rant and Social Media Soundbites: [20:22]–[24:50]
Healthcare Billing Fiasco: [29:59]–[33:04]
Call Her Daddy Drama & Memoir: [33:45]–[47:00]
Celebrity Podcast Flops: [47:49]–[51:08]
Kim Kardashian’s Update Drink: [52:08]–[56:08]
Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Nominees: [59:06]–[63:53]
Summer House Expansion & Recap: [64:10]–[75:43]

Tone & Language

The tone throughout is witty, candid, and thoroughly conversational, with the sisters bouncing between relatable real-life stories, clever pop culture commentary, and the affectionate ribbing that has become their signature style.

For New Listeners

This episode of The Toast encapsulates what longtime fans love—personal chaos, pop culture knowledge, sisterly warmth, and a deep sense of community with “the toasters.” Even without ads, intros, or outros, it’s a ride through everything you don’t want to miss from the news, your group chat, and your own Target receipt.