The Toast – "Pee Pee Poo Poo Behavior"
Hosts: Jackie & Claudia Oshry
Date: Friday, September 5th, 2025
Episode Theme:
A lively, highly conversational Friday episode with Jackie and Claudia covering key pop culture stories, their own lives, and the much-anticipated return of their weekly “Queenie and Weenie” segment. The sisters reflect on fandom, current TV, body image and language, trending celebrity news, and end with a passionate critique of viral TikTok nurse misconduct, all in their trademark sharp, irreverent style.
Episode Overview
Jackie and Claudia kick off this Friday by debriefing a recent emotional sports loss and celebrate personal and communal wins, including their public acknowledgement by parenting authority Emily Oster. The bulk of the episode flows through candid discussions about reality TV, the nuances of being online creators, celebrity trivia, food habits, subscription fatigue, pop culture news (notably the Royal Family, White Lotus, and Justin Bieber), and closes with the fan-favorite “Queenie and Weenie” rundown—which this week dives into a viral controversy involving nurses behaving inappropriately on TikTok. The sisters’ banter is frank, affectionate, wryly self-aware, and full of quotable moments.
Key Discussion Points and Insights
1. Post-Game Fandom and the Emotional Loss of "Spritz Boys"
Timestamps: [00:54]–[02:19]
- Claudia shares her sadness after her sponsored tennis athletes (“Spritz Boys”) lost, highlighting the emptiness when a fan investment ends.
- Jackie frames it philosophically:
"Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened." – [01:21]
- Both agree that challenges make future wins sweeter and joke about attending future tournaments (particularly Wimbledon and the Australian Open).
2. Emily Oster Shoutout & Newfound Influence
Timestamps: [02:30]–[03:54]
- Claudia’s excitement about being tagged by parenting expert Emily Oster on Instagram, feeling seen and gaining open DMs as an “in” for insider knowledge.
"Now I seriously have, like, open lines of communication." – Claudia [03:44]
- Jackie reveals her previous appearance on the Oster podcast, contemplating collaborations and the omnipresence of “swirlies” (Toast fans) in the influencer sphere.
3. Return of 'Queenie and Weenie' Segment
Timestamps: [03:56]–[04:52]
- The beloved Friday tradition is back. Claudia explains how the segment helps her close out the week by boosting (“Queenie”) or mocking (“Weenie”) public figures.
"It is like…cathartic," Claudia notes on giving these weekly designations [04:16].
4. Book Club Disagreements & Hating Popular Things
Timestamps: [06:22]–[07:22]
- Jackie and Claudia both vent about being the only ones to dislike a book or movie everyone raves about—a recurring theme in pop culture discourse.
"As a natural born hater, I relate entirely" – Claudia [06:54]
- The dynamics of going against the grain and shared reader angst.
5. Reality TV Round-up (Real Housewives Recaps)
Timestamps: [07:38]–[08:58]
- Lively breakdowns of current franchises, with specific focus on miscommunications (wretched vs. ratchet), casting, and the international “melting pot” of Real Housewives of Miami.
"They’re literally speaking different languages…it’s so funny." — Jackie [09:32]
6. Internet Riches—Becca Bloom’s “Acceptable Wealth”
Timestamps: [11:05]–[13:01]
- Claudia introduces Becca Bloom, a San Francisco-based influencer embodied as “real life Crazy Rich Asians.” The sisters discuss how she’s immune to typical internet backlash.
"When they say eat the rich, we’re not talking about Becca Bloom." – Claudia [12:44]
- The possible pitfalls of ‘likability as a prison’ (quoting John Mulaney).
7. Dog Fat-Phobia, Family Dynamics, and Language Games
Timestamps: [13:26]–[22:48]
- Extended comic riffing about Jackie’s dog Bruno’s weight loss journey, accusations of “fat-phobic auntie” behavior, and deconstructing labels like “fat-phobia” and “homophobia.”
"What’s with the word fat phobic? Like, I’m afraid. No, I’m not afraid. You know, actually, I am afraid." – Claudia [20:36]
8. House vs. Apartment Eating Habits
Timestamps: [15:33]–[17:13]
- Examination of whether house life encourages overeating, especially in celebratory, family-rich settings versus solo apartment living.
9. Sourdough Logistical Saga
Timestamps: [17:16]–[19:13]
- Detailed and affectionate recounting of bread-making attempts, the drama of sourdough starter lineage, and the snobbery of authentic vs. store-bought.
10. Streaming TV Subscription Fatigue
Timestamps: [36:20]–[38:12]
- Complaints about the proliferation and cost of streaming services and quick-cancel culture.
"These subscriptions are really adding up. It used to be like $3, $4, $5, $6, $7, $8. Now this is crazy…" – Claudia [37:35]
11. Pop Culture Stories – ‘Fast Five’
Timestamps: [30:04]–[61:28]
(See next section for detailed breakdown)
Fast Five Stories (Pop Culture Run-Down)
[30:04] Story 1: Kate Middleton’s Blonde Hair (and Royal News)
- Break from tradition as Kate debuts lighter hair.
- Claudia: “One thing you’re not going to catch me doing is talking about the hair of a woman who just had cancer...do you.” [30:33]
- Jokes about the symbolism and generational changes in the monarchy.
- Side discussion: Dangers of AI detecting fake images online.
[43:47] Story 2: White Lotus Season 4 France Rumors
- Speculation about the show’s next location—could it finally be a cold, Alpine setting?
- Claudia fact-checks production rumors in real time via ChatGPT.
“David Bernard, the executive producer, bluntly stated that viewers should not expect the show to ever be set in cold weather...but that's what you say when you're going to the cold.” [47:25]
- Ongoing jokes about the sisters’ “need for a chalet.”
[48:03] Story 3: Justin Bieber’s Surprising 'Swag 2' Release
- Skewering the sudden drop of “Swag 2” and the concept of “pee pee poo poo behavior” in music releases.
"Often when you get a peepee poo poo song, there's also peepee poo poo behavior preceding it..." – Claudia [50:13]
- Debates about album quality vs. marketing; side tangent about Hailey Bieber’s simultaneous milestone (road in Sephora).
[62:05] Story 4: Real Housewives of New Jersey Testing Without Teresa Giudice
- News that Bravo is doing chemistry tests for RHONJ without its iconic star.
- Both Jackie and Claudia doubt the show’s ability to move on without Teresa.
- Discussion of past casting dynamics and what works for Jersey as a franchise.
[38:33] Story 5: The Kelsey Brothers Garage Beer Valuation
- Clarifies misleading headlines: the company got a $200M valuation, not a buyout.
"It sounded like their beer got bought for $200 million, and that's not the case." – Jackie [38:58]
- Chatter about athlete-brand crossovers and Travis Kelsey's omnipresence.
- Jokes about lucky Spritz birthdays vs. Garage Beer riches.
Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments
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On likability and fame:
"Likability is a prison. And I have a chin implant." – Claudia quoting John Mulaney [13:19]
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On streaming services overload:
"No, not only do I never want to log in again, I also like, I want to let you know that I support you. And if I do ever cancel, like, it means something." – Jackie [37:14]
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On Royal family hair transformations:
“She just had cancer. Don’t ask me for my take on this.” – Claudia [30:33]
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On pop music marketing:
“Often when you get a pee pee poo poo song, there’s also pee pee poo poo behavior preceding it.” – Claudia [50:13]
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On bread’s generational legacy:
"Like, all trees need to be planted. Right? Like, Ruby will be able to tell his friends, ‘this is my dad’s starter.’” – Claudia [18:37]
Queenie & Weenie of the Week
[65:20]–[73:31]
Queenie of the Week
- Jackie: The Toaster community for riding out the show’s hiatus and supporting each other.
“It's the week of the Toasters. Like, we did it.” – Jackie [66:25]
- Claudia: The Spritz Boys for bringing unexpected joy and excitement as college athletes.
Weenie of the Week
- Unanimous: The OBGYN practice nurses in Santa Barbara who made a viral TikTok mocking patients’ exam “wet spots.”
“So unfunny, so unethical. Just, like, so egregious.” – Jackie [68:24] “Whenever there’s outrage, I’m like, oh, people are so…And I feel really good about the fact that they are showing you who they are.” — Jackie [73:43]
- Runners up: Fifth Harmony for sustained “weenie” behavior.
Passionate Rant: Nurse TikTok Scandal
- Both sisters decry the loss of trust, privacy, and professionalism in medicine.
“HIPAA is like, the one thing teetering our, like, holding our society back from the edge...when you cross the HIPAA line, that's like the Scott Disick thing.” – Claudia [71:42]
- Desire for real consequences, not just firings but possible loss of medical licenses.
Other Highlights
- Sisterly Chemistry: Recurring jokes about their own show evolving due to living apart, deep dives into each other’s food and life habits.
- Ad-Reads (Skipped in Summary): Several ad-reads woven throughout—cleverly integrated but omitted here.
For New Listeners
This episode embodies “The Toast” DNA: conversational, rapid-fire, pop-culture-obsessed, and deeply interwoven with Jackie and Claudia’s own lives, including their pet peeves, family shenanigans, and honest (often irreverent) hot takes. Expect candid language, lots of laughter, and a sense that you’re at brunch with two smart, sardonic sisters who have crowdsourced their confidence.
Skip-to Segments
- [03:56] — Queenie & Weenie Segment Intro
- [07:38] — Housewives Recap
- [13:26] — Fat-phobia, Food and Bread Talk
- [30:04] — Fast Five News: Royals/Hair
- [43:47] — Fast Five: White Lotus France
- [48:03] — Fast Five: Justin Bieber’s ‘Swag 2’
- [62:05] — Fast Five: RHONJ Drama
- [66:09] — Queenie & Weenie Awards
- [68:06] — Nurse TikTok Scandal Discussion
In sum:
Packed with topical pop culture news, zesty sibling banter, and a healthy dose of social commentary, this episode is peak “Toast”—moving smoothly from the light and trivial to a nuanced, cathartic take-down of genuine public health misconduct, all while making listeners laugh and think.