Physique? Consider It Enhanced: Friday, September 26th, 2025

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Toast – "Physique? Consider It Enhanced"

Hosts: Jackie & Claudia Oshry
Date: Friday, September 26, 2025
Podcast: The Toast / Dear Media

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Episode Overview

In this lively Friday edition, Jackie and Claudia bring their signature blend of humor, personal anecdotes, and pop culture commentary to the table. The episode opens with chat about fashion, motherhood, and mischievous pets, and moves on to headline topics, including golf’s Ryder Cup, Taylor Swift’s upcoming appearance, celebrity relationship news, and more. The hosts also discuss the spirit of the high holidays and end with their weekly Queenie and Weenie segment—with a holiday-inspired twist.

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Highlights & Key Discussion Points

1. Jackie’s Maternity Fashion and Bruno’s Bun Heist

• Jackie debuts a new Gap Maternity outfit:
  • "It's really made to enhance my physique." (00:36)
  • Shares that wearing comfortable, stretchy clothes makes her feel cozy and confident.
• Bruno, Jackie’s dog, returns to the show after the infamous "Watermelon Gate," and causes “Hamburger Bun Gate” by sneaking a whole bun out of the pantry. (01:19)

2. Secret Project Reveals & Influencer Life

• Claudia recounts her night at a Dear Media–hosted influencer dinner at the Corner Store, notable for its guest list of mothers and creators:
  • Sat next to Emily Oster, author and motherhood expert.
  • Attended with Ben, who double-booked but socialized later with Melissa Wood Health:
    • “She wanted some tips on how to be healthy, so I gave them to her.” – Claudia (05:08)
• The discussion branches into the pressures of solo event attendance and perks of being partnered with another influencer/podcaster.

3. Yom Kippur Fasting for Pregnant & Nursing Mothers

• Claudia seeks a religious exemption from fasting due to breastfeeding:
  • Consults her rabbi’s wife, resulting in nuanced, practical advice but not a clear exemption.
  • "If you don't eat, does it really affect your supply? How is your supply? Do you have enough?" (05:35)
• Both hosts discuss religious expectations and how they interpret the traditional rules, blending humor with genuine reflection.

4. The Ryder Cup Explained

• Claudia is attending the Ryder Cup; Jackie offers a detailed, enthusiastic explanation:
  • “It’s like kind of a mini Olympics. It's a golf match between Team USA and Team Europe.” – Jackie (09:33)
• Conversation on athletes, U.S. vs. Europe rivalries, and celebrity players (Scotty Scheffler, Rory McIlroy, Justin Thomas, etc.).
• Lighthearted banter about athletes training in America but competing for other countries:
  • “You're draining our resources and then you're trying to beat us." – Claudia (13:23)

5. Pop Culture Rundown

a) Taylor Swift Heads to Fallon

• Taylor Swift will be a guest on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon after her album release. Claudia laments that a scheduling conflict prevents her from attending despite having tickets. (27:20)
• Reflection on changing music industry press cycles, with more artists launching material before major appearances.
• Discussion of which podcasts Taylor might choose if she does more press; Jake Shane is their top guess.

b) Stagecoach 2026 Lineup

• Claudia and Jackie feel relief (and a tinge of FOMO) about not feeling compelled to attend this year.
  • “If it were Rascal Flatts, Luke Combs, Morgan Wallen, I would unfortunately have to get my arse on a plane and go.” – Jackie (33:50)
• Discussing font sizes on the lineup poster and debating which artists deserve top billing.

c) Celebrity Relationship Updates

• Sydney Sweeney & Scooter Braun:

  • Newly spotted out in LA, relationship seemingly confirmed.
    • “And we did ask Rena Weenie... Sydney... to stop dating nobodies. Scooter Braun is extremely famous, so for that she listened to us.” – Claudia (43:03)
  • Sideline into LA Italian restaurant culture and the “Serafina is the McDonald’s of the Italian industry” debate.

• Sacha Baron Cohen & Hannah Palmer:

  • Sacha (53) dating 27-year-old OnlyFans model Hannah Palmer post-divorce from Isla Fisher.
  • Jackie expresses disappointment, noting the cliché factor:
    • “It’s just a cliche... an onlyfans model 20 years younger. My god, how stupid are you?” (53:14)
  • Both hosts talk about their admiration for Sacha and their hopes for Isla.

d) Powerball Jackpot Winner

• Missouri winner splits $1.78B jackpot.
  • Winner opts for anonymity and describes himself as a homebody with simple plans:
    • “‘I’m a millionaire, a multi-millionaire and I’m doing laundry.’” (59:46)
  • Jackie and Claudia praise his humility and hope he avoids the “lottery curse.”

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Jackie, on maternity dressing:
  “It’s really nice to be wearing stretchy clothes that fit, that accentuate the belly. I’m feeling really cozy...” (00:48)
• Claudia, on attending alone:
  “I hate going places alone. And when you’re in the influencer industry, not to get sidetracked, but you more often than not have to go to these things alone.” (03:21)
• On Taylor Swift’s press strategy:
  “It’s so cute that the only [podcast] she’s ever done is her husband’s... I think it makes the Travis one so romantic.” – Claudia (31:10)
• On Sacha Baron Cohen’s new relationship:
  “I happen to think very highly of Sacha Baron Cohen. But... it’s just a cliche, you know, an OnlyFans model 20 years younger.” – Claudia (53:14)
• On the Powerball winner:
  “If it can’t be me, I’m glad it was him.” – Claudia (61:07)

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Important Timestamps

• 00:36 – Jackie debuts her enhanced maternity outfit
• 01:19 – Bruno’s “Hamburger Bun Gate” escapade
• 05:28–06:36 – Discussion on Yom Kippur fasting exemptions
• 09:33–13:48 – Ryder Cup explanation and banter
• 27:20 – Taylor Swift’s late night appearance & ticket woes
• 33:48 – Stagecoach 2026 lineup rundown
• 41:14–45:43 – Sydney Sweeney & Scooter Braun; LA restaurant chat
• 52:31–56:31 – Sacha Baron Cohen’s new relationship & “midlife crisis” talk
• 58:05–62:17 – Powerball winner’s story and reactions
• 62:17–65:11 – Queenie and Weenie segment

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Queenie & Weenie of the Week

• Queenie: Both choose God in the spirit of the Jewish high holidays.
  • “God is my Queenie. So many amazing things you did for me, but for like the world.” – Claudia (63:11)
• Weenie: Skipped intentionally in the spirit of “the ten days” between Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur, promoting positivity and grace.

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Tone & Atmosphere

Warm, irreverent, and rapid-fire, Jackie and Claudia deliver their signature friendly banter while balancing personal stories, current events, and cultural commentary. The episode is peppered with inside jokes, light ribbing, and honest reflections, particularly around parenting, religion, and body image, always with self-aware humor and wit.

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For Listeners in a Hurry

• Jackie’s loving maternity fashion and Bruno’s dog shenanigans open the show on a light note.
• Claudia dishes on influencer events and meeting Emily Oster.
• Deep dive into Ryder Cup, golf fandom, and sports rivalries.
• Taylor Swift is set for Jimmy Fallon—Claudia’s FOMO is real.
• Stagecoach 2026’s lineup is meh for the hosts; no urgent FOMO.
• Celebrity couples: Sydney Sweeney (with Scooter Braun) and Sacha Baron Cohen (with a 27-year-old model) spark spirited debate.
• Powerball winner stays humble; the hosts wish him well.
• No Weenie of the Week—just Queenie, in the spirit of the high holidays.

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End Note:
If you enjoy a blend of pop culture, real life, and unfiltered humor, Jackie and Claudia’s Friday episode offers an energetic and heartfelt look at the week’s stories through their unmistakable lens.

Transcript

[A]

Good morning, girlies. It's the Toast. It's Jackson Claude, and we're your host. It's your favorite show, the Fast 5.

[B]

Things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the Toast.

[A]

I sound amazing.

[B]

Welcome back to the Toast and happy Friday Friday. Hey, Jax, how you doing? Looking so cute and pregnant. If you guys aren't watching on YouTube, Jackie just looks so cute today.

[A]

Thank you so much. I'm wearing one of my new maternity outfits from Gap Maternity. Oh. So it's really made to enhance my physique.

[B]

It's by the physique. Consider it enhanced.

[A]

Yeah, it's giving enhanced. I took some, like, cute mirror pics. I'll post them on my Instagram. It's giving enhanced so that you can see. But it's, like, really nice to be wearing, like, stretchy clothes that fit, that accentuate the belly. And I'm feeling really cozy in my outfit.

[B]

You look amazing.

[A]

I hope it's translating on the show. I just. Like in the mirror, it looks good, but, like, I don't know. I guess it's technically the same color as the chair and I don't know.

[B]

Yeah, you are. It's giving blend.

[A]

But guess who's here today? Standing out from the pack, is it Screw not Luna.

[B]

Do not Bruna.

[A]

It's Bruno. First time spotted on the show since Watermelon Gate. However, this morning, we did experience Hamburger Bun Gate because I accidentally. My Bruno was so fat, my pantry a jar, and he got into some hamburger buns that were, like, on a low shelf.

[B]

Let me ask you a question. Martin's.

[A]

No, actually, I believe Pepperidge Farm. I don't know where they came from.

[B]

That is so weird of you. I'm sorry. Anybody who buys buns that aren't Martin's.

[A]

I didn't buy them. I'm trying to think why. No, no, they weren't gifted. I think I was ordering from, like, a healthy food store and I got some. Like, I had had some hamburgers. So I was like, oh, let me get buns just in case. So I bought whatever buns they had. Anyways, in total, he had one whole bun, and the rest are obviously garbage. Thanks, broody. But now I need to keep an eye on him. He was, like, trying to get in people's handbags this morning. Like, he's. He's on a rampage.

[B]

He's so embarrassing.

[A]

He is so crazy. But he's here, and that's what matters.

[B]

Bruno, it's amazing to have you here, you guys. Right before we started the episode, Jackie like sort of dropped something and I'm, I'm, I'm eager to get to the end of the episode. As you guys know, every Friday we do a little segment called Queenie and Weenie. And I shared with Jackie before we recorded that was actually having a hard time coming up with my weenie. And she said, don't worry about it, I've got it.

[A]

I said, I've got you. Just if you could, if you could like wait on my secret project till the end of the episode, that would be great. And to distract you, can you tell us about your secret project from last night?

[B]

Oh yeah. Secret project alert. Secret project reveal.

[A]

Secret project reveal.

[B]

Yeah, I went to like kind of like a pyrigy event. Dear Media hosted a dinner, by the way, at the Corner store. Like am I the coolest girl on the planet or what trendy restaurant?

[A]

I'm always telling you to go to the corner store.

[B]

Travis and Taylor have eaten there. Yeah, I went to a private event there and it was just like, you know, a bunch of moms. It was really, it was an event for mothers, a few fathers actually. And Ben was supposed to be there, but he double booked me and he was like, sorry, I can't come. It's like, oh, so you want me to go to this event by myself?

[A]

Well, he had like a party evening.

[B]

Yeah. And thankfully I like knew a bunch of people there. But I hate going places alone. And when you're in the influencer industry not to get like sidetracked, but you more often than not have to go to these things alone. Like when you're going to events and stuff, you don't get a plus one. But because like Ben is also a creator and a podcaster, like he was invited as a client of Dear Media. I get to go with you. A lot of places I go to, I never have to go alone. And so last night I did and it's was totally fine, actually. I knew like a ton of people there and I got seated next to Emily Oster. So like I walked in and I walked past the table and I saw briefly my name was like kind of in the middle next to Emily. And I was like, oh, I'm the most important person here thanks to your media. And it was a party event. It was like a co hosted dinner with Instagram and Dear Media talking about like, you know, Internet safety for teens. I don't know, maybe because I'm a teen or maybe because I'm a teen mom. That's why they Invited me, but I really came to meet Emily Oster and to, you know, eat at the corner store. And let me tell you, did I eat? Usually these events, nobody eats. Oh, my God, I was so hungry. And I feel like everybody there was, like, in some stage of motherhood, so, like, everybody ate. It was really nice.

[A]

Yeah. You had the pregnant women. You had the nursing moms. You had the ones who haven't had a full meal because they've been just eating scraps off a toddler plate.

[B]

Then I went out after again. Yeah. I got home at 10 o'. Clock.

[A]

Where'd you go after?

[B]

Ben and I just had some, you know, things. Some people to meet up with, you know.

[A]

No, I don't know.

[B]

Yeah, like, socialite things.

[A]

Why can't you tell us what it is?

[B]

Oh, no, I just. We went out to Crane Club to, like, meet up with some peeps. Like, okay, cool. Like that.

[A]

Who are the babes?

[B]

Oh, my God, you're upset. Obsessed with me.

[A]

Wait, but, like, why won't you tell us who you were with?

[B]

Okay, okay. Everybody wants to know. Everybody wants.

[A]

I genuinely don't know.

[B]

I was with Melissa Wood Health.

[A]

Were you?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Interesting.

[B]

Yeah. She wanted some tips on how to be healthy, so I gave them to her. I gave them to her.

[A]

So generous.

[B]

I know. It's kind of what I do to help people who are severely unhealthy.

[A]

That's so big of you.

[B]

And speaking of. You were saying, the room was full of nursing mamas this morning. I ventured out.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

I ventured out to find an exemption.

[A]

For the Yom Kippur.

[B]

Yes. As you guys know, the fast day is coming up. If you're pregnant, you don't really have to fast. I don't know if that still applies to breastfeeding mamas. So I reached out. I was gonna reach out to my rabbi, but I said, you know what? Let's reach out to his wife. She also just had a baby, and she obviously understands the plight. Now. She had a lot of questions for me about my supply, and I knew I could, like, lead the answers if I wanted to get. But I was honest with her, but she was just like, if you don't eat, does it really affect your supply? How is your supply? Do you have enough?

[A]

I wouldn't know, right?

[B]

I literally jacket. I responded to her. I said, I've never not eaten, so I don't know if that would affect my supply. And she's like, lol. I knew I could have answered her. She was like, do you have enough milk to feed the baby. Like, if you don't.

[A]

I guess. Yeah. Like, you do have a freezer stash and you've posted about it on the Internet.

[B]

Yeah. So I could not lie. And so I didn't necessarily get the answer that I wanted, but she was flex. Right. She was, like, really trying to make it to 1pm that would be like a huge mitzvah and just do your best. And then there's, like, different things you could do, like a kazi. And she was telling me, like, a mouthful of water. So I'm going to try.

[A]

I think that's fair. Or, like, fast with liquids, you know, like that you could have water, electrolytes, coffee, like all liquids.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I like the diet Flex.

[B]

Are you gonna fast? No.

[A]

No.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

It wouldn't be good for me. Well, I'll do the night portion because I do stop eating early anyway. But. No, no, we're. We're. I'm like, literally, like, as pregnant as you could be. For young people, of course. When they said pregnant.

[B]

Pregnant.

[A]

When they said pregnant women, like, and.

[B]

Fast, like, they're talking about me 1000%.

[A]

I'm not just like, you know, like, first try, like.

[B]

Right, right. First try guy. Feel good, actually. Excuse me. I. Literally talking about me last Yom Kippur, I was like, in the throes of first try, and I did not fast. I didn't even attempt.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

It's such a tough time of year. It is.

[A]

But it's a beautiful time filled with positivity and sweetness.

[B]

Right. And Jackie and I are sort of beams of positivity and sweetness, sort of pillars of our community.

[A]

Everything is amazing. Everyone is amazing. No matter how stupid and ugly you are, you are. You are amazing to me. You're beautiful to me.

[B]

You're timeless to me.

[A]

So we're going to bring that energy into the stories today. Everyone's a winner. It's like, is. Is that even the attitude God wants us to have? I don't think so. Everyone's a winner. No.

[B]

Well, it depends. I think everybody, like, views their own Lord in, like, a different way. And so in the Jew, in Jewish, like, our God is a merciful God. Right. But he's also, like, fair. Yeah, you're a dumb bitch. Energy. So I think in other religions, like, they perceive, you know, their Lord to be, like, a little bit more lenient. But, like, in Judaism, like, it's a tough.

[A]

No, he's a harsh judge.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I feel like that's the energy we should bring.

[B]

Yeah. Just sort of emulating God's harshness and mercy.

[A]

I feel like we have a lot of mercy.

[B]

I'm an extra. Like I'm constantly giving grace. I mean, did you hear what I said about Haley Joel Osman?

[A]

I know. We're so big, literally. And we are so forgiving.

[B]

Extremely. Others.

[A]

Extremely forgiving.

[B]

Did I say that?

[A]

I believe.

[B]

No, I think I said extremely. Roll the tapes.

[A]

Roll the tapes. My fave.

[B]

And how are you?

[A]

I'm good. It's like an unearned Friday, but I'll take it.

[B]

I know, because we did have two days off in the middle of the week. So just like, let's, you know, just like everybody be cool.

[A]

The fried dairies. Yeah, Everyone just, like, act normal. Maybe no one will notice that it's Friday.

[B]

Right?

[A]

And. Yeah, I'm excited for the weekend.

[B]

Oh, do you have any big plans? I do. I forgot to tell you.

[A]

What? Are you. Oh, are you going to the Ryder Cup?

[B]

I am. And actually I meant to ask you. I need you to tell me, like, everything. So I, like, wasn't really listening the last time you told me about, like, America and their appearance. And then I just tell me.

[A]

Let me explain the Ryder Cup. So it's like kind of like a mini Olympics. It's a golf match between Team USA and Team Europe.

[B]

So team started already?

[A]

I think it starts today. The. The boys have been like, there all week. They had like a party, fancy dinner with their wives. They always have like a big dinner before the cute. Let's see who's on Team USA this year. But it's the name.

[B]

I saw Rory.

[A]

I saw him Europe.

[B]

Oh, you're right. Okay. Scotty Scheffler.

[A]

Scotty Scheffler. He is classic.

[B]

I just need like, in order to know everything about it, I need to get on like that side of TikTok. So let me just shout into my phone, Ryder Cup. Rory McElroy. Rory McElroy. Ryder Cup. Beth Page, New York.

[A]

So Scotty Scheffler. Xander Shuffle. Who they don't focus on. On the. In full swing. So I don't know him. Bryson DeChambeau. We all know.

[B]

Oh, my God. But Right. Said his Tiktoks are so crazy.

[A]

Yeah, no, that's his thing. He's like the contact golfer. Yeah. Justin Thomas.

[B]

Wait, I need to bring Sachi. I like, I think him and Margot would be really cute together. Like such a good looking couple.

[A]

But he's gonna be busy, so.

[B]

Okay, fine. Maybe another time.

[A]

Maybe another time. Like I did after Bryson. Justin Thomas. That's jt. Ben knows him. Right.

[B]

I know Justin Thomas.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You're saying I have a friend at the Cup?

[A]

Yeah. Well, again, he's gonna be busy, but maybe. Oh, my God, like, grab drinks Sunday night if it goes well.

[B]

Not my. Not my friend playing. Oh, my God, I have so many friends, like, who are athletes.

[A]

JJ Spawn, Cameron Young, Sam Burns, Patrick Cantlay, he was in the documentary. Kyle Morikawa, we know him. Ben Griffin, Harris English, and Russell Henley. A lot of new names, actually. And then Keegan Bradley is the captain, which is a big deal because last Ryder cup, it was kind of like, it was a whole plot in full swing. Keegan Bradley had played for the US Team. He's like, a really sweet family man. He's not the coolest guy in golf, but he's like, steady, you know, and he had played in the Ryder Cup a few years ago, and, like, his shot was the one that, like, lost the Ryder cup for. And it, like, haunts him.

[B]

Oh, my.

[A]

And so last year, when they were picking the team for the Ryder cup, there's like, half of them get in. If you're the top six in the country, you're qualify. And then the other half, the captain picks. So he was like, could have been on. Could have not been picked. He was really hoping to get picked and, like, come back and redeem himself. And it was all about, like, is he going to get picked or not to be on the team? And he did not get picked and he did not play. But this year he's the captain.

[B]

That's nice.

[A]

Isn't that a beautiful story?

[B]

The comeback and that?

[A]

Well, we'll see how it goes. But I feel like he's. So. Nobody wants it more than him.

[B]

And like, historically, does Europe usually win? Does America usually win? Like, are we.

[A]

We haven't won on. They switch off every cup playing in the US or playing in Europe. So usually the US Wins. But when we play in Europe, we haven't won in, like, years playing there. They won the last one because it was in Europe two years ago.

[B]

But when we play in America, do we usually win?

[A]

Because you get home court advantage. Like, people go crazy. It's like a very rowdy event. Like the Olympics. Like US, it's rowdy. Usa. Yeah. People, like, chant and they boo the other continent.

[B]

Sauce. I'm going to be there booing 100%.

[A]

And then so the European team has a lot of players that you would also know that they. Because they famous because, like, Rory Robert Mac, like Justin Rose. Do you remember him? Oh, wait. Justin Rose has cavaliers.

[B]

Whitney Rose's Husband.

[A]

He has Cavaliers. Koji.

[B]

Jackie, don't you feel like. And I feel this sometimes with the Olympics, when people compete for other countries, but, like, they live in the States, they train in the States. Like, you're draining our resources. Rory McElroy lives in America.

[A]

Just saying they all live in Florida.

[B]

And it's nice that you have, like, connection to your home country, but, like, I don't know, you're draining our resources and then you're trying to beat us. I don't like it.

[A]

That's classic for the Olympics. I feel like for this, no one minds because it gives a little bit of rivalry, and they have to just, like, make shit up. They just need cup after cup and.

[B]

The Olympics, like, sometimes people don't make it to the American team, so they're like, oh, my grandmother's German. I'll compete for Germany. Like, you can qualify that way. So that's different. It's different.

[A]

Yeah. Also, golf was invented in Scotland, so, like, they have a lot of golf pride over there across the pond.

[B]

That's fair.

[A]

Also, Shane Lowry's playing for Europe. He's like. He always gets the plus one because he's, like, Rory's best friend. I don't know how much he, like, earns it, but, like, Rory tags him in.

[B]

Got it. Got it.

[A]

John Rom. Yeah. Ram Bomb. So I don't know if you'll know the other names. Anyways, it's a very big deal. It's very exciting. I'm so excited that you're going.

[B]

I'm sad you're not coming.

[A]

I know that's, like, I have fomo. I. But it makes me feel better to know that I physically can't come. Like, what would I be doing there?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So you have to give us a full recap on Monday. I think I might try and watch some of it.

[B]

Let me know if you see me on tv.

[A]

When are you going?

[B]

I don't know. We got tickets. Oh, maybe today. I don't know. I have to find out.

[A]

And it's just you in bed.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So fun. Let me know everything.

[B]

Will do.

[A]

Our golf correspondent on the ground. This is a sports podcast, you guys. I mean, I'm literally twisted.

[B]

I'm wearing 49ers merch today via Abercrombie. And they slay. They slayed their NFL collection this year.

[A]

Also say usa. Usa.

[B]

You know, I'm gonna be over there, like, with my. I'm gonna. Oh, should I. I have to wear red, white, and blue.

[A]

Yeah. But also, you should probably wear, like, Travis Matthew, like a little guy.

[B]

The tennis dress. Energy.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. Little girl. Sweet Polo.

[B]

Little girl. Little girls. Little girls. Yeah. I thought when we say little girl, we're quoting Mary Cosby.

[A]

Mary Cosby by way of Ms. Hannigan.

[B]

Honestly, Mary Cosby is kind of like a modern version of Ms. Hannigan.

[A]

1,000%. You don't even have to differentiate which one you're saying because they say it the same.

[B]

Now, if we were to cast an Annie Live right this moment, Mary Cosby's our Miss Hannigan. Who's our Annie?

[A]

We've got Annie.

[B]

We've got Annie.

[A]

Who played Annie in the one in Annie Live.

[B]

You loved her. She did. She hasn't done anything yet. Like, she's a young girl, but she was so cute. You loved her.

[A]

What was her name?

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

I have no idea.

[B]

Her name was Annie.

[A]

Annie.

[B]

What's we got Annie from the movie.

[A]

Not the original, the one. And also Nicole Scherzinger was doing we got Annie. It's a great Grace has your moment. Great.

[B]

She was Grace. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

Great.

[B]

Victor Garber is always Daddy Warbucks eternally.

[A]

Or he's Mr. Stacks, played by Jamie Foxx.

[B]

Jamie Foxx did a really good job.

[A]

As he really did.

[B]

Yeah. Which is such a funny name. But Daddy Warbucks is Daddy Warbucks.

[A]

Yeah. Don't make me go down dream about.

[B]

Victor Garber the other day.

[A]

And Jet Puckett, that's Campbell's husband.

[B]

And Jetpacket is kind of a modern Daddy Warbucks if you think about it.

[A]

Yes. With Paloma as Andy. Annie.

[B]

That's our version.

[A]

And Campbell is Grace.

[B]

Campbell is grace. And I'm Ms. Hannigan.

[A]

A thousand percent. Let's get into the stories because we have a lot to discuss and we have to put up a spin on it all.

[B]

Okay. I dropped my iPad, like, the second we started the show, and I haven't picked it up yet.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

And I actually don't know what to do about it. Yeah, I might have to do the ads from my phone. Oh, I needed to call you out on something.

[A]

My iPad case. You know what's so crazy?

[B]

And I saw is your branded iPad case.

[A]

So ever since we came home from the Hamptons, you know that I have to put on the granny the cook for this.

[B]

Yeah. Jackie takes her work iPad and her kids obviously don't do screen time, but on airplanes, she allows.

[A]

Yeah. They get married and she puts it.

[B]

In that, like, kid friendly one that.

[A]

Has, like, the handle squishy one.

[B]

And literally they walk into the Hamptons and they're like, granny the cook is here. Like who?

[A]

They call that the case with the shop. I don't know why I missed the origin story, but they call it Granny the cook. So I put on Granny the cook for the plane and I. I know I put the toast case like in my bag or something, but it has not materialized. It hasn't materialized where I. Whereas I thought that it would. I guess I could look a little harder for it, but like, I got a lot going on. So if you guys give me some grace, that would be nice.

[B]

All, literally all we do is give grace.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So could I get upside? No, I'm talking about us talking giving grace to you. Your mic flag's always upside down. You don't have your case. Get your case.

[A]

Oh, so you're not giving grace?

[B]

No, yeah, I'm not. Oh, sorry, wait, I forgot.

[A]

It's like a woman who has a lot going on where I'm supposed to be giving. Pillar in the community. Can't give a little damn. Grace.

[B]

She's such a pillar in her community. That's one of my favorite phrases.

[A]

Without further ado to do to do, here are the fast five stories that you need to know.

[B]

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Breakfast of champions. When I eat that, I feel super human.

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[A]

Not the story, but you know what premiered last night that I caught a few minutes of?

[B]

What?

[A]

Special Forces.

[B]

I heard Brittany Cartwright went home. Relatable.

[A]

I didn't realize that it was, like, elimination show, which makes sense. So who. Who's won Special Forces in the past?

[B]

I don't know, but this does feel like the first season where, like, I will not necessarily watch it, but keep up with it because so many people on it that I follow on Instagram.

[A]

I know, but I have to be honest. I was watching and, like, I didn't recognize the people that I know. They look so different. Like, in these, like, man, there's no hair and makeup.

[B]

No, you're not used to.

[A]

And then they're wearing, like, hats, man clothes. And also a lot of, like, women these days, like, look alike. So I just, like, didn't know what I was watching.

[B]

And when you see them from afar, you actually can't even tell if it's a boy or a girl.

[A]

No. And then Jesse Smollett, they also do, like, testimonials.

[B]

They have, like, you know, got about juicy smolier.

[A]

They do, like, in the moment.

[B]

Confessionals.

[A]

Confessionals. So, like, he's talking and, like, he's like, I don't like someone screaming in my face. I'm like, but you paid those guys to scream in your face, knowing everything he said. I'm like, but you did that?

[B]

You like that? Racking up. I saw Sean Johnson talking about it on her podcast with her husband. And then I saw the clip of Brittany Cartwright being like, I literally can't do this. And going home. Like, like, not even getting eliminated, just going home.

[A]

Yeah. They agreed she would be the first to go.

[B]

I'm sorry, I can't talk about the show without Even just mentioning, like, I was asked to. I'm sorry. Like, I was asked to be on this show this particular season. I could never.

[A]

No. And now knowing that, like, people go home and someone has to go home first and, like, that really might have been you. Unless your team. Unless your team won. Her team lost. So I guess, like the losing team, I'm just. This is me theorizing. The losing team loses a player.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So unless your team happened to win, like, you just can't go home first. When I saw. I saw a headline that was like, see who went home first on special forces? And I was like, oh, embarrassing. I wonder who that was.

[B]

And it was me. Yeah, I mean, I guess she didn't like, really go home because she chose to leave. But I totally understand Lisa Vanderpump, like, wanting to be out of Dancing with the Stars. And I always say, like, if I was ever on a show like Dancing with the stars or like American Idol, whatever, like, I wouldn't go home first. I wouldn't win, but I wouldn't go home first. I'm like, like, that's the goal, not to go home first.

[A]

Yeah. Anyway, so it was just interesting to see it on.

[B]

Yeah. It was our first story.

[A]

Taylor Swift is making her late night U.

[B]

S return.

[A]

She has been announced as a guest on the tonight show with Jimmy Fallon in an easter egg filled video. She will be on the show on Monday, October 6th.

[B]

Yeah, I know. I don't want to talk about it.

[A]

Because you could have maybe gone, but I don't think you could go because you're previously engaged.

[B]

So I got offered tickets yesterday and of course, like, I do nothing. I never do anything. What do you mean?

[A]

You were out last night.

[B]

Oh, so true.

[A]

And I never do Ryder cup.

[B]

So busy and open. And I have this event that like, I actually reached out and said, could we move it up or back? Because I got tickets to Taylor on Fallon and they were like, sorry. Like the whole day is like revolve around.

[A]

No, no, you literally can't.

[B]

I just had to ask. I'm not gonna back out or anything, but I just like, I thought maybe they could move it. Maybe they. Maybe they've also been wanting to move it, but they didn't.

[A]

Also got tickets to Taylor on Fallon.

[B]

So I can't go. I'm so upset.

[A]

I'm really sorry. That's such a bummer.

[B]

The biggest bummer there ever was because.

[A]

Like, you could have been there.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Well, anyway, she'll be on Fallon, so she is rolling out some press Everything is coming out. After the album comes out, I put on my new music, and I realized, like, this is my last Friday without Life of a Showgirl.

[B]

I know. I'm really excited.

[A]

I'm excited, too. I'm excited for new music, like, period. I feel like when a lot of albums came out in this late winter, early spring this year, and, like, I was overwhelmed, and I couldn't listen to all them, and now there's been sort of like a. A drought, and I'm so ready for an album.

[B]

Yeah. And honestly, it pains me to say it, but, like, Brer's most recent album, like, I listened to it because I'm a fan and I support it, but it has not. Not stuck to my routine.

[A]

No, I don't think. No. None of the songs made it to my, like, songs. Not to say that I don't like them. Just to say that I don't want to listen to them, like, 12 times a day.

[B]

Go Go Juice made it to my. And Goodbye made it to my, like, songs.

[A]

Yeah. And maybe I should put some on just to get a little more of it, but I don't know. I really gave it a lot of chance. Like, I put it on every time I got in my car. It just didn't stick with me. But that's okay, right?

[B]

Right.

[A]

I'm Tommy from Arkansas, and I really.

[B]

Feel like Taylor's new album is gonna be, like, just the thing I need to get my ass back in the gym. Like, you know, I don't, like, move much these days, but having, like, something, because it is, like, Travis said, it's banger season, having that, like, I'm gonna go for walks, like, that's what I need. I feel like I'm only fat because Taylor hasn't released her album, so if she could just do that for my health, that would be great.

[A]

I completely agree.

[B]

You agree that I'm fat?

[A]

That she needs to do it for your health and for the health of the nation.

[B]

So you think I'm unhealthy?

[A]

No, but we can always be healthier.

[B]

That's true.

[A]

Could always be healthier.

[B]

So true.

[A]

And the health of the nation, Koji.

[B]

Well, of course, if we want to do anything about this obesity pandemic, give everyone a shot of Ozempic and a new Taylor Swift album.

[A]

Yeah. Get to.

[B]

Oh, not pandemic. Epidemic. Sorry.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Get to work, Taylor.

[A]

So that's exciting. We'll get some lured, and. And hopefully that means more lured. But as we discussed yesterday, I feel like the rollout and the press Tour is going to be a little bit different from what we're used to.

[B]

It's definitely different, especially with the press being after the release.

[A]

You know, I wonder if she'll do any other podcasts now that, like, she's done a podcast. As we've discussed, like, podcasts are really, like the first stop these days for big announcements and press. Not to say, like, come on the toast, of course. You're always welcome.

[B]

Of course.

[A]

But, like, I wonder if she'll do any.

[B]

So I feel like the current. And I was actually thinking about this this morning. The current, like, go to podcast for people in the music industry is Jake Shane. He's like, very much like the. The millennial. No, it's not Millennial. Gen Z. Zane Lowe.

[A]

No, it's Jake Shane.

[B]

And he. Selena was on and everybody was like, freaking. It was so sad, actually. He announced Selena and everybody was like, you're one step closer to Taylor. And it's like, like, what about Selena?

[A]

Like, could be Jake Shane.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And he's a swifty.

[B]

Oh, my God, huge. And he's. Taylor has, like, interacted with him a little bit on Tick Tock. If she were to ever do another podcast, it would be Jake Shane. That's to say, I don't know if she will do one. Honestly. Like, it makes the Travis one. Like, she's so romantic. I think it's, like, so cute that the only one she's ever done is her husband's. Like, like, yeah.

[A]

If she.

[B]

I don't know if she'll do one, but if she does, I can't imagine. She would not ever do. Call her Daddy. She would not ever do Joe Rogan, like, all the time. I don't.

[A]

Like, I'm looking at the charts to see shows that I think she would maybe do.

[B]

Okay, read me, like, the swirly ones that she might go on.

[A]

Oh, Amy.

[B]

I could see her. No. Oh, my God. She.

[A]

Oh, right, right.

[B]

There's a special place in hell for women who don't support other women. She hates Amy Poehler and Amy Poehler hates her. What was I about to say? I could see her doing no. Armchair Expert.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

I think that, like, they. I think they actually would really like each other.

[A]

Yeah. That is a good guess. Jay Shetty.

[B]

No. Oh, I don't think she wants to go that deep.

[A]

Yeah. No, no. This is. This is so fun. Let me see. There was someone I had in mind, but I can't.

[B]

I don't. I could see her doing Last Kylie's podcast.

[A]

Oh, a lot of People go on, slander a lot of people. Like, her show is now kind of a guest show. Yeah. Because I see a lot of guests and like, she's had Kelly Clarkson.

[B]

Yeah. I don't think Taylor would do it, but that's funny. I also. I could see her doing Las Culturistas just because it's iheartmedia1. And Taylor, like, loves radio, but I actually feel like they're not swifties. Like, I don't think there's lore there. You know what I mean?

[A]

Interesting. Yeah.

[B]

But the I heart media, like, can't be over, can't be understated.

[A]

Jake Shane.

[B]

Hey, by the way, it's so Jake Shane. And to be honest, Jake Shane's interview to lose. Yeah, no, he totally has it. If there's an interview to have, he has it.

[A]

Can you ask him? But don't tell us. Of course, but just ask him. I want to know. Such a good guess.

[B]

It's 7:30 in LA though.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[B]

He wouldn't tell me though, like, because he'd be afraid of losing it. Me and my big mouth.

[A]

I understand. Okay, don't ask him. Don't ask him.

[B]

I know. And like, we don't.

[A]

We'll pretend like we haven't figured it out.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Everyone be cool. Are you ready for our next story? A little music news. Stagecoach 2026 lineup just dropped.

[B]

Yeah. And I'm so happy.

[A]

I'm happy too, because I don't feel compelled to go. Not to say that. Not to say that it's bad, but it's like, if it were Rascal Flats, Luke Combs, Morgan Wallen, like, I would unfortunately have to get my arse on a plane and go. But yeah, it's Cody Johnson, Lainey Wilson and Post Malone, which is parchy for the attendees. But I don't feel like I have to go.

[B]

Agreed. I could go this year. Like last year I could not go. This year I could go. It's a lot, you know, I'm not where I want to be, you know, when it comes to, like, putting Luke's together for the desert. This one I'm. I'm okay to skip. I do really want to see Post Malone live. Actually, the other day was like, Ben, we should go to a Post Malone concert. And I looked at his, like, website and he's doing international, so this would be my opportunity, but it's not. It's not. Some. Some years feel like they're literally tailored to me.

[A]

Yeah. Where it really hurts that I can't go.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

This doesn't Hurt.

[B]

There are people. Okay, so Rascal Flats, Morgan Wallen, Luke Combs, Carrie Underwood. Like, certain people, I'm like, damn, yeah, lady.

[A]

A lady. Oh, my God, I would lose my mind.

[B]

Honestly, I've been loving Jordan Davis. I've been listening to, like, so much Jordan Davis, bar none of it, you know, I'm in and out. Works on you. Like, I would be upset, you know, doing what a damn near broken heart does. Gonna need three or four more, baby, if I move it on that scarboard.

[A]

Here are the big names in the big fonts Friday night. Cody Johnson, Bailey Zimmerman, who, like, literally went from small font to big font in one year.

[B]

I. I just want to say, I think, like, his font is too big.

[A]

Okay. Red clay strays. Like, the font is big for me. The font is big for me.

[B]

Yes. This is, like, a very much like a relative.

[A]

Assessment.

[B]

I'm sorry, I don't know what the word I'm looking for is.

[A]

Like, we are being relative in our assessment.

[B]

Like, it's like. I'm not saying it's the truth. I'm just saying it's my truth.

[A]

100.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Ella Langley. Cutie. Oh, I love her. Counting crows.

[B]

Oh, Mr. Jones. And me.

[A]

Sam Barber.

[B]

I know Sam Barber.

[A]

And then if you get a little smaller, some of the names that I recognize are Chase Rice, Noah Cyrus Winona Judge, Big Zaplug, which I know now.

[B]

From you knows the plug.

[A]

Big Ziploc. He has this collab song with Luke Holmes. Oh, yeah. It's really good. It's like, Luke, like, goes hard in the chorus, and then Big Zapug, like, wraps the verses. It's really good.

[B]

Okay. My hip hop king.

[A]

Yeah. And your hip hop queen right here. Literally, Saturday headliner, Lainey Wilson deserved. Yeah.

[B]

I mean, she's entertainer of the year.

[A]

Riley Green is a big font.

[B]

That's the. He's the perfect size artist for that second line. And I'm sorry, like, he's not on the same level as Bailey Zuckerman.

[A]

I feel like that's a big deal. This. This size font that Riley Green got, he's been hustling for a while. He's worthy of it. For me, he's worthy of it, but I don't know. I feel like that's pretty big.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And Journey.

[B]

Journey, like, don't. Don't stop believing.

[A]

Like Lee. Yeah. They're throwing in a little 90s Lauren here. Also, on Saturday night, they have Hootie and the Blowfish. Plus counting.

[B]

Hootie.

[A]

Hootie.

[B]

Well, a lot of people don't know that Hootie and the Blowfish, while they're not like an active band, the lead singer, Darius Rucker, is like, the biggest country.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

He could headline Stagecoach. He's like a huge. I mean, and it's so right. All right. I got boots under my bed. The woman I love laying in my bed. Like, seriously, he's one of the best country artists ever. So I love Hootie. I wonder if he'll play Darius songs as well. For sure.

[A]

Probably. It's probably a long set then. The third line of Saturday is Little Big Town. So I know you're upset about that Teddy Swims.

[B]

Yeah. The thing is, with Stagecoach, as much as it is a festival of country music, it's also just a festival of people who can actually sing. And that does include Teddy Swims.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like what? I wouldn't be surprised if Kelly Clarkson headlined. She's more likely to headline Stagecoach than she is to headline Coachella.

[A]

And that's what's wrong with Coachella.

[B]

Correct.

[A]

Saturday night headliner is Post Malone. Subhead is Brooks and done Hooting the Saturday night. Sunday night. Sorry. Sunday.

[B]

Got it. So he's technically like the headline headliner.

[A]

Yeah. Which is deserved. He has S1 trillion. He's all collabs. He's going to bring out a million people. It's going to be amazing. Like asking me.

[B]

I just know when I'm like watching our little sister's Instagram stories. I will not.

[A]

You're going to. That you had. When?

[B]

I'm going to have to mute her on Sunday. Honestly. Maybe I just go to Sunday. Like, I want to see Post malone so badly. That 1,000,000,000 album is one of the best country albums this year. Deserves to be nominated for a Grammy.

[A]

I agree. Brooks and Dunn, Hootie and the Blowfish. Third Eye Blind. Oh, Ben will love that for Sunday.

[B]

All on Sunday.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay. Maybe I would just.

[A]

Brett Young.

[B]

Brett Young. He kind of fell off. What happened to him? He was like on his way.

[A]

Not for me. Oh, my God. I've been meaning to mention this. Thank you for when I was watching Love is Blind UK When.

[B]

Where is this going?

[A]

Claudia, what was the couple you. Barda. Yeah.

[B]

Varda and Jet.

[A]

Jet. Okay. They were doing their vows at the wedding. They did not wind up getting married. But when he was before they had to say whether they do or he. He started saying how he feels about her and he didn't. Maybe in this real ceremony he quoted like that. This is from our favorite song. But he was saying the lyrics to a Brett Young song. He was saying the lyrics to a Brett Young song, and, like, it's pretty. A random song. I feel like I'm the only person.

[B]

Who picked up by the way. He must have, like, said, I'm quoting here, but they took that out.

[A]

Yeah, but, like, to me, it was giving plagiarism.

[B]

That's so okay.

[A]

Oh, yeah. He said, in case you didn't know, baby, I'm crazy.

[B]

I'm crazy about you.

[A]

And I'd be lying if I said that I could live this life without you. Even though. Yeah, he literally quoted the whole song. And I was like, that's really weird. Really weird.

[B]

And also, like, maybe he thought. Because I don't know if that song was, like, big in the uk, right. No, maybe he thought, like, no one would know because it's like, this American little song I know that's really lame.

[A]

Really crazy. And then. Oh, also, if you go to Sunday, then the late night is Diplo, Diplo, Pitbull, and Ludacris.

[B]

Luda. You should go. Honestly. Sunday sounds lit.

[A]

Yeah, agreed. You should go.

[B]

I need to lose, like, £100 before I do, but.

[A]

Well, there's time. There's plenty of time. But in Life of a Showgirl is coming out, so, like.

[B]

And I don't need to lose £100 is what I think you were trying to say.

[A]

Yeah, but I'm never gonna stop you from achieving your dreams.

[B]

So true.

[A]

Like, I hate when people are like, no, stop. Like, I have something.

[B]

You're beautiful.

[A]

I have something I want to do. Support me.

[B]

Right, Right. Right.

[A]

Like, why would you want to stop me from losing £100? Why would I want to stop that for you?

[B]

It's so true.

[A]

That's a bad friend.

[B]

True.

[A]

Are you ready for our third story?

[B]

Oh, we're moving slow.

[A]

Yeah. It's all but confirmed. Sydney Sweeney and Scooter Braun are dating. They were spotted getting pizza in la. They were spotted at Italian hotspot John and Vinnies in LA on Wednesday night. Sydney Sweeney and her new beau, Scooter Braun.

[B]

And I want to say, not to make everything about myself, but I've been to John and Vinny's, and I just, like, feel like not enough people talk about that. The food isn't good.

[A]

Oh, but it's. What kind of food? It's Italian.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And it's just casual or is it fancy?

[B]

It's, like, elevated Italian. I just feel like.

[A]

Like, Seraphina.

[B]

Because I'm used to eating, like, the fine dining that is Seraphina. Nothing else compares And I heard someone say once, and I think that someone might have been me. I can't remember if I made up this phrase or if I heard someone else say it, but I say it a lot now and it's mine. That Seraphina is the McDonald's of the Italian industry. And they're so right for that.

[A]

No?

[B]

Yeah, it's like fast food. It comes out food, your food come out, comes out in 10 minutes.

[A]

It's a sit down restaurant. There's no drive through.

[B]

No, they just have them everywhere now. Like, you know, a place has officially been gentrified. Me and Ben were driving through like what used to be like kind of a desolate part of Long Island City. And like a week ago we were driving through and there's a seraphina there now. And I'm like, oh, the gentrification is complete. First comes the target, then comes the seraphina.

[A]

Really? I didn't realize it was so ubiquitous like that. Like a McDonald's?

[B]

Yeah, no, it's McDonald's.

[A]

That golden S, it's yellow, but. New couple alert.

[B]

Yes. Well, like confirmed couple alert.

[A]

Pretty confirmed. Even though when it first came out I felt like maybe, but probably not. But maybe they, like, they could have.

[B]

Just like been set up on a date.

[A]

Yeah. Like, but now they're getting Italian together at a place in la, like pretty public. Like they're showing each other off.

[B]

And we did ask Rena Weenie, what's her name? Sydney. We did ask her to stop dating nobodies.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Scooter Braun is extremely famous. So for that she listened to us.

[A]

And she does like a businessman. So she's on a famous businessman.

[B]

One of the most famous.

[A]

So I feel like it could really be a match. I personally.

[B]

What's the age difference? It feels big.

[A]

No, he's 44 and she's 28. But how old was Jonathan Divino?

[B]

That doesn't make it better.

[A]

Maybe she likes an older man. Is that better?

[B]

It's a big age gap. It's 16 years. But she's 28. You know, frontal lobe is fully developed. She has every right to make her own decisions. And if she chooses to date someone 16, I feel like that's. That's her right? 16, 28, 44. I do math.

[A]

Sorry, it sounded like if. If she chooses to date someone 16, that's her right. Like as if he's.

[B]

Yeah, Scooter, that's what I was saying. Scooter run is 16. Yeah. How did you know?

[A]

But that's what you said.

[B]

It's not what I said.

[A]

Roll the tapes, she said, but Jonathan DeVino is 42, so she likes a man in his 40s.

[B]

That just couldn't be me.

[A]

Yeah, I mean, yeah.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

Well, I look forward to seeing more from these two. At the premiere of the Housemaid.

[B]

Oh, my God, Totally.

[A]

Do you see? Frida McFadden said it's better than the book.

[B]

Frida speaks. I don't know why I feel like she's mute. She just writes.

[A]

She just writes. She also, like, is a brain surgeon.

[B]

Psychologist. Frida McFadden is not even her name.

[A]

Yeah, no, she's a very busy woman.

[B]

Pseudonymous. She's the opposite of Colleen Hoover. Like, I feel like when Colleen's books started getting optioned, she said, I'm gonna be a star. Hollywood's calling and I'm getting my hair done and we're going. And I feel like Frida's opposite, she really. She's like a psychologist. Right. And a lot of her books are inspired by her work as a.

[A]

But, like, also a brain surgeon, I think.

[B]

I don't think she's a brain surgeon. Hold on. And her name is not Frida. Like, I don't think we know what her name is.

[A]

Frida McFadden.

[B]

Oh, wait, never mind. She's like, she's totally a public figure, but it's a pen name.

[A]

A practicing physician who specializes in brain injuries.

[B]

Oh, injuries. That's different than a surgeon.

[A]

Yeah. So it's like, in what way does she specialize in them through chat or, like, through scalpel?

[B]

And are they going to tell us her real name? Frida McFadden is a pseudonym. For what?

[A]

Maybe they're not going to tell us.

[B]

Which I would understand, like, if we were respecting her privacy, but it seems like she does interviews. Yeah, she's here on People magazine doing a zoom interview with Sydney.

[A]

I don't know. I feel like she's established a good work life balance.

[B]

Yeah, that's true. Oh, yeah. They're literally like, isn't you. You can't find her name. Oh, here on Reddit. They definitely figured it out, those freaks.

[A]

But we're not gonna put that on blast, are we, Claudia?

[B]

No, of course not. I just want to see if they figured it out. Oh, she wears a wig. Oh, in this? Yeah, she does have, like, this ass bob. It's a wig.

[A]

Smart.

[B]

Okay. And she wears glasses. And I think maybe in real life she doesn't. You know, I think they have the lens. Yeah, I think they have the leads popped out. She's kind of like the Hatta Montana of the literary world.

[A]

1000%. Are you ready for our next story, which is a little new couple age gap news?

[B]

Is it a little new couple age gap news that's brought to you by Skims?

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Yep.

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[A]

Thank you to Turt.

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You're welcome.

[A]

Our next story, a little new couple news with an age gap. Sasha Baron Cohen, 53, has moved on from his divorce from Isla Fisher with a 27 year old only fans model.

[B]

Devastating.

[A]

Sasha Baron Cohen has reportedly stepped out for date night with 27 year old OnlyFans model after finalizing his divorce from Isla Fisher. He and her name is Hannah Palmer. She does have a name outside of being onlyfans model were photographed leaving dinner together at an undisclosed location this week. They left the restaurant separately before jumping into the same escalade. It is said that they met at the birthday party of Rita Ora's husband.

[B]

Oh yeah. Rita Ora married.

[A]

Well, yeah. And that she is a friend of Rita's.

[B]

Obviously this is devastating for a multitude of reasons. One, like, I was definitely hoping for some sort of reconciliation between Sasha and Isla. And then two, like, I happen to think very highly of Sasha Baron Cohen. I. I think he's a hilarious actor. He is a wonderful, you know, pillar of the Jewish community. Like, I think very highly of him. And so there's not, that's not to say that there's something wrong with this girl Hannah, but it's just a cliche, you know, an only fans model 20 years younger than you and you're like the older man. Like, my God, how stupid are you? So, yeah, like, I'm upset. He's sorry.

[A]

Also on the COVID of Men's Fitness this month, which you should just Google quickly to see what he's looking like these days. And he joked that he's having a midlife crisis, which would make sense between the body transformation and the new young girlfriend. It's giving me love cases. He does look amazing.

[B]

But it's just Men's Health or Men's Fitness.

[A]

Men's Fitness.

[B]

Oh me, oh my. I love like, this comes once in a lifetime. Okay, so this is obviously midlife crisis. Like, yeah, you're dating the only fans model. You are jacked. Like, obviously this is technically healthy, but like no man in his 40s or 50s needs to look like this, honestly.

[A]

Yeah, he said some celebs use ozempics, some use private chefs, others use personal trainers. I did all three.

[B]

Okay, funny. I love him again, so funny. Like, that's my king right there. I just wanted. I don't know why I just wanted him to date. Like, who's like a Jewish queen.

[A]

Gal Gadot.

[B]

Okay, sure. This does beg the question, like, is the only fans model Jewish? Just like, just for. I just want to know.

[A]

I. I feel like no is my guess. It would be amazing like if she were. I would love, I would love that for them. But I think it also speaks really highly of her because, like, he's very funny. He's very intelligent. So like I don't think he's really just like spending time with someone who's. Has not much to give. Like she's 24. 27. 27. I just know an important three years.

[B]

I just know Isla and her gals are just like dying over this vomiting. Yeah. It's so cliche. I'm sorry. I thought he was better than this.

[A]

I agree. But I'm gonna.

[B]

This is not a knock on the girl at all.

[A]

I'm gonna hold out hope that she.

[B]

Is like that they're going into business together.

[A]

No, no, that she. No, that she is so funny, so smart old soul.

[B]

Like she's got that Marco sparkle.

[A]

Yeah. Why is beyond her years.

[B]

Okay, you know, you stay holding.

[A]

I stay holding. But.

[B]

And I think when you do something like this, it really makes it impossible to reconcile because like your wife. Ex wife, like you just like lose all respect.

[A]

Yeah, of course. No, I.

[B]

And you're plus so cliche. Like the COVID of Men's Health like being so jacked. You guys, like, I'm seriously upset. Like. Yeah, I just. I actually didn't see this for him because maybe I'm delusional but like I've always thought he was different.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You know, he was in like a Hollywood marriage, but it was like a really long term one. And even when it didn't work out, like it was considered a success and I know, I've just always thought he was not like other actors, but he's just like the rest of them. I'm so upset.

[A]

Yeah, no, there's really like not a great way to spin it.

[B]

Like nobody's made movies like he has. Like they're truly one of a kind. He's just different. And I didn't. This is so Aladdin.

[A]

Yeah. So Borat.

[B]

So Borat.

[A]

Very nice.

[B]

This is my wife. So upset.

[A]

Are you ready for our fifth and final story?

[B]

And I just want to say, like, I definitely put Sasha Barron on a pedestal. Like I'm treating him unfairly but like, sorry, of course we only have so many like role models in our community.

[A]

With great power comes great responsibility.

[B]

So true.

[A]

Our fifth and final story. Even though like Scooter Braun is also like a beacon in the Jewish community. But we're not upset that he's not with that Sydney's not a Jew and that he's doing the same thing.

[B]

Oh, by the way, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm not upset that Sasha Baron Coman is dating someone who's not Jewish.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

No, I, like, obviously would I have preferred her to be a Jewish only fans model.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

It's the whole like. It's the Jewish. The cliche of it all. I don't give a. That she's not Jewish.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

That's not at all what it's about.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

And you know that. No, no.

[A]

You know that this is amongst other things.

[B]

It's just different.

[A]

Amongst other things. But it's funny, like.

[B]

Yeah, no, technically it's the same exact thing.

[A]

The two of them are actually like two of the probably biggest, like strongest voices, like, for Judaism community. And we happen to have back to back stories about them dating younger women.

[B]

No, they're doing the exact same thing, but it's different. I can't explain it.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And like, we all know why it's different. Okay. It just is.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. Our fifth and final story is some good news. Finally is some good human interest news. A Missouri Powerball winner who Split the historic $1.78 billion jackpot breaks his silence. So, yes.

[B]

I didn't even follow up with the Powerball. I, like, meant to get a ticket and I didn't.

[A]

I think I did.

[B]

You bought a ticket?

[A]

No, no, my husband bought tickets.

[B]

Yeah. It's just like hard to find places that sell tickets in the city. And I never have cash on me.

[A]

Oh, we got that licks.

[B]

Yeah. Publix. Right. And again, when the winners don't reveal themselves, I always think that's better. Right. Because when they do, it's like they want to be famous and that's how they end up on a documentary.

[A]

Yeah. But don't you also worry that maybe they lost their ticket and they like, can't get their earnings? That's what I. But there's a.

[B]

There's a difference in somebody not coming forward. You can claim it and remain anonymous and we never know. But then. Yes. Sometimes people don't come forward. Like, they obviously like, the wind blew the ticket away.

[A]

Yeah. Or they just like forgot about it.

[B]

I am curious because every time I buy a lottery ticket, I take a picture of it, like, just to have for posterity.

[A]

Would that be enough if I, let's.

[B]

Say, accidentally threw it away, but I have a picture of it?

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

They can definitely scan the barcode in the picture and like go to the bodega where I bought it, like 100%, they can confirm term. Okay, but would they? I don't know.

[A]

But here's the good news. Missouri ticket holder who won half of the Powerball's historic 1.78 billion dollar jackpot. Has described himself as a homebody and said that the mind blowing payday has caused the best problem he's ever had. The anonymous winner claimed that his life changing prize, a one time payment of about $410 million.

[B]

So let's say it was 1.8. He's splitting it with the other guy. So it's 600 mil, right?

[A]

Yeah. And then you can do the one time cash payment which is less than if you get paid out over time. But like, I think it's better to do the one time payment. Like what?

[B]

I don't know anyone who doesn't take the one time payment. What if the lottery goes out of business?

[A]

Right.

[B]

300 grand.

[A]

Exactly. Exactly. Even though you take a haircut, like, it's just. It is what it is.

[B]

It's worth it.

[A]

He said that his newfound fortune still hasn't sunk in. He said I'm like a homebody. The perfect day is sitting at home doing what I do, relaxing. I'm a millionaire, a multi millionaire and I'm doing laundry. Last night he said that he's excited to take a year off and he just won. Yeah. And just chill at home with his wife.

[B]

He said he's a married man.

[A]

But you know, idleness is the devil's work.

[B]

It's true. And I think that is what happens a lot of the time with there's so many reasons, amongst other things, notoriously go broke or like, it's like a curse almost to win the lottery. I have, I have faith in this man.

[A]

Me too. That he can weather the storm.

[B]

And he sounded like a p job in like the brief clippings we got from him.

[A]

Just saying that I'm just gonna do me for a year. Slay. I know. But I just hope he doesn't change too much in that time. I know.

[B]

Because it's easy to say now and like sound like a person who's sound of mine right now. But in a year when those millions have started to take their toll. Give them to me. I'll help you.

[A]

He shared that the money will help lighten his wife's workload and give them more cherished time together.

[B]

Stop. I'm seriously gonna cry.

[A]

That's really beautiful.

[B]

It is like, sounds really deserving.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And if it can't be me, I'm glad it was him.

[A]

And like, as much as I want to follow them to see, you know, they should have a reality show so we could like just see, like that's not what's best for Him.

[B]

Right.

[A]

And I hope that he's able to define defy the curse.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Very few, but it sounds like he is, you know, he's not like that guy who bought those mansions in la, like.

[B]

No. Oh. Chasing all the wrong things.

[A]

Yeah. He's just wants to chill at home. Maybe he'll get like a, a cozier couch, a bigger tv or like he.

[B]

Can move to like the biggest house in Missouri.

[A]

Sure you'll allow it?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You don't think that will change him too much, too drastically, too soon?

[B]

No. I do think if they're like, if he leaves his wife because he thinks he can get an only fans model who's 27, like then we're in trouble.

[A]

Yeah. No, but like he can just be him with 400 million as it should be. But I feel like most people like don't think like that.

[B]

It's also so easy to in the beginning to be like, no, I'm not gonna let this get to my head. I'm not gonna get ahead of myself. But it's a slippery slope.

[A]

Yeah. Not 400 million. Be quick. How it's shocking how quick it goes.

[B]

Oh my God. 400 million is nothing. 400 million is two years. It's gone.

[A]

Good years.

[B]

Yeah. That's all one really needs.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

All right, let's dive into Queenie and Weenie of the Week. Our final segment of the week where Jackie and I like to take a glance at a glance at what happened this week and deliver two awards. Queenie of the Week and Weenie of the Week. Now it's not that serious. Queenie of the Week is a seven day title. Don't take it too seriously. Don't get too high on your high horse. If you find yourself being Queenie of the Week one week and definitely don't get too down on yourself, you find yourself being Weenie of the Week one week. Because you could be Queenie one week and we need the next. Let's start with Queenie. And if it's okay with you, I'd like to start. Start with Queenie.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Please, my Queenie, take it away. Now, Jackie and I've been speaking at length about how this is a really important time of year, right, for us Jews. We are trying to be the best versions of ourselves. We are being judged. So in that nature, I would like to anoint God as my thought. Now I'm not being a brown.

[A]

The best.

[B]

God is the best.

[A]

Well, God is. The thing is I. It sounds like I'm Josh. God is the best.

[B]

I'm not being a brown nose. Like, I actually mean this. And I'm not only saying it because it's the nine days and I'm trying to, like, you know, kiss ours. Kiss ass. But I really mean that. God is my Queenie. So many amazing things you did for me, but for like the world.

[A]

The world in seven. Creator and creator. Yes.

[B]

Like, things you did that. And that's Queenie behavior.

[A]

I completely agree. And I had that same thought this morning. Like, how can I just, you know, get in the good graces of Hashem, my Queenie every day, but especially today.

[B]

Today, 100%.

[A]

And in the spirit of that, the reason why I told you I have your weenie covered is because in the spirit of the 10 days, we are not doing weenie, though I have the biggest weenie of all time.

[B]

Oh, now you have to say no.

[A]

I. I literally. This is a true test for me because it's actually like, it's mean. This person's clearly unwell. I'll text you. But I'm not saying it. And this is my test. But she is the weenie of the week. But I'm not going to say it. Claudia.

[B]

Got.

[A]

Wait, I'm sorry, I don't know how to describe her.

[B]

Oh, my God, we are on the same wavelength. Because when I was looking for my weenie, I almost chose this person. But I agree. Yes, it's.

[A]

It would be like meat spirits. Such low hanging fruit. And it's not in the spirit of the ten days neither. Nor is weenie of the week. And for that we will abstain this week.

[B]

I like that. I think that in the spirit. I agree.

[A]

In the spirit of the holidays, I. Yeah, so we're just two good girls.

[B]

But that girl's such a weenie, you guys. I'll tell you after Yom Kippur.

[A]

You guys guess. No, don't guess in the comments because then that's just creating purpose. Yeah.

[B]

Light, positive love. Love, love.

[A]

Like serious, like, yeah. Give grace. Get help. We're not gonna. We're not gonna go there.

[B]

Thank you guys so much for listening to the Toast, the millennial morning show where we deliver the fast five stories that you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube. So if you find yourself watching this on YouTube, please feel free to give this video a thumbs up and subscribe. Subscribe. We're also available as podcast anywhere. Podcasts can be found on Spotify, June, Stitch, Republic Video, I guess all the places we listen to podcast, but that's a totally five star review at our beautiful setting. And we are.

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