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Good morning, girlies. It's the toast.
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It's Jackson Claude and we're your host.
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It's your favorite show, the best five things you need to know. We'll start your day off Swirly. It's the toast.
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I sound amazing.
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Welcome back to the Toast and happy Monday because Jackson Claude is coming to town. Jackson, Jackson Claude is coming to town. Yeah, that's right. The beautiful sounds are brought to you by Jackson Claude coming to town. Jax is in town. Hey, Jax, how you doing?
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I'm darn good. So happy to be here for our big week. This is such a big week. Let me tell you why. Please. Shall I count the reason?
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Shall I, I count the ways? Yes.
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1. Jackson Claude is coming to town. We're together. Always so fun.
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The aforementioned coming to town. Yeah.
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And I'm here, by the way I came.
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She did two.
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It is our last week together before we break for Matt leave for maternity leave. So it's like last week of shows.
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Kind of high stakes for content. Do you feel?
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No, I feel like it's just going to pour out of us because we. It's like the last week of school. Like, we're breaking for summer. It's the best week ever because it's like you almost miss it.
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Yeah.
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You even miss school because you know it's going away.
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It does. That's a really good comparison. It does feel like, at least for me, I woke up, I'm like, oh, it's my last week before I'm literally, like, not working.
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And no, I'm going to summer school. And I have that.
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Like, by the way, Jackie's going to summer school.
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It's a perfect comparison where it's like, I'm going to be working harder than ever to get my degree online. Even today I'm working classes, I'm working tonight, like, it starts now.
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Yeah, she's taking her classes online. But the thing about Jackie is that she's getting her degree on her own time. Like, you really just don't have to worry about her.
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Right. So. So I'm gonna really miss regular school where all my friends are here and, like, I'm not the only one going to summer school.
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Do you think you're gonna come back with, like, summer school friends?
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Definitely. I think I'm gonna come back from your mat leave with new friends because I'm meeting a lot of new people. Some familiar faces, but a lot of new people. I'm really going to be putting myself out there. But everyone that I've booked, like, is someone that I Actually want. No, like, want to talk to them. Interested in follow. So I'm excited to meet them, but it's going to be a very social.
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Few weeks for me, so I have something to tell you.
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Wait, that was the second reason why it's exciting.
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What's the third?
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It's our first time podcasting pregnant together.
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Oh, my God, I forgot.
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Casting pregnant together publicly.
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We have to do a photo shoot after this. Like, we'll just touch bellies.
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Well, you know what we have to do? Aren't we on a billboard this week? We're always.
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We are. We kind of. We haven't really talked about the fact that we actually achieved a major milestone.
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Career wise in the podcasting space. We are getting something that like Chip or no Chip, they couldn't take away from us.
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That we are receiving kind of like our Hollywood Walk of Fame moment.
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Yeah.
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Our Spotify creator milestone. We reached the bronze tier of hitting 100 million streams on Spotify, which we're really proud of.
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On Spotify alone. It doesn't include YouTube, doesn't include Apple podcasts or most of you. Listen.
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One of our time.
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One of our minority platform. 100 million. These glasses.
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100 million. They're giving us a billboard. They're giving us a plaque. We actually asked for two and they said no. But, like, they're working on it.
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I think they said, like, you could pay for the second.
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No, no.
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YouTube can't even pay.
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When we got our YouTube plaque, we were like, oh, we're like a duo. Can we get two? They're like, yeah, you just have to Pay. It was $100. I'm like, sure. Spotify was like, you get one. And so we were like, arguing, like, where it should go. But we pushed back. We're like, please. And we can't be the first people to have this issue. No.
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B
I would hope if you have a podcast, like you do have a co host because it makes it things a lot better and easier.
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Yeah. So we are on a billboard. So maybe we'll take you. We'll do our maternity shoot in Times Square.
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That's what I'm thinking.
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Love inspired.
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So publicly podcasting pregnant.
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Publicly podcasting pregnant. I have something to tell you.
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Okay.
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I found out something really crazy like two days ago, and I'm like, you know what? I'm gonna save. I wanted to get Jackie's reaction on. Okay. I'm like, hyping it up a little too much.
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You're becoming a brim boy.
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No.
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Everything you tell me is like Brunson boys.
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No, no, it has. It literally actually has to do with me, which is so rare. I never get to talk about myself. So I haven't watched the newest episode of Paul American because I'm saving it, right? And there's another episode that comes out this week. I believe it's the finale. So me and Ben were like, we'll watch them together. We'll really enjoy it. And people were like, claudia, you're really gonna like this episode, because I guess Nina's doing, like, birth prep, and she has, like, a healer come. She does, like, a lot of, like, things that I've talking about. So my friend Beatrice sends me a clip, and I'm like, oh, man. Do you watch Paul American? She's like, no, watch the clip. So I watched the clip, and Beatrice was the one who recommended my healer to me. Nina Abdel is using my healer, Yiska. Remember I was talking about Yiska? She's on this episode of Paul American.
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What was the healing that you did?
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She. Okay, healing is, like, not the right word I use. She's a doula. So she was recommended to me to do, like, moxibustion. She does acupuncture, prenatal massage.
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Acupuncture.
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No. She was one who came to my house, remember? I said I. I felt amazing. She did all these, like, stretches, and, like, this birth prep slept good. And I slept really good. Yeah, she was amazing. And I was, like, so lucky to get one appointment with her. Now I know why she's so in demand. And I was like, they flew her to Puerto Rico, but I forgot that they're nesting in New York.
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They're nesting in New York.
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So I was like, oh, my God, not me. Working with the, like, healer to the stars.
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The premiere healer.
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When I saw Yes, I was like, that's my girl.
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B
That is so crazy.
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I know. And I was like. I was wondering why people were saying, like, clutter. You're gonna love it. And I was like, oh, because, like, we're doing the same thing. But people didn't even realize that's my healer.
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Yeah, well, we'll have to watch. We still have to make our big plans.
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Yeah.
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Big American plans. Actually, I have. I have a good idea for our big watch party.
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Should we get, like, a projector?
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My hotel has a theater, and I think you can, like, rent it out.
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Oh, that's a great idea. We're so funny. Let's do it.
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And we also need to watch Molly May is back on Amazon.
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I didn't watch the first part.
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Oh, well, I haven't watched the second part. I haven't watched any tv. I don't even know, like, what kind of TV I have, like, what kind of capabilities my TV has in my hotel. Um, but I will watch eventually. But we do have a story about her today, so I'll just. I'll table all Molly May chatter.
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I watched the documentary about Karen Reed. I know you don't know Karen Reed.
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I do know that there's a documentary about Karen.
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And I just want to say thank you to Max documentary for, like, making it so concise. And, like, now I'm fully caught up. It's this really crazy, crazy story. And, like, obviously, Karen Reed is being framed. You know, she's being framed by the Manhattan. Manhattan, Massachusetts police department. It's so corrupt over there. But I haven't seen. And, like, obviously, I'm on Karen Reed talk. There's, like, a free Karen Reed movement fkr the documentary. She sits. She's in the documentary. So it's like, her story. So I'm only, like, seeing her side. So obviously I believe it. And it's super compelling. How long to die in the cold? Like, you guys, they totally did that. But, like, I would like to see something compelling from the other side just to, like, see what, like, people who believe Karen Reed is on trial for murder and she did it. Like, what do you believe? Because everything I've seen, it's Karen Reed propaganda. But, like, it's compelling. They framed her.
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Got it.
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It's just. It's. It's actually really crazy, except it's very social media heavy. So, like, there's this huge movement, and the reason everyone's talking about it is because this one blogger blew it up, and it actually ended up saving Karen's life. And I just feel like the elk of the free Karen Reed movement, like, the people, like, I find them annoying. Like, now I'm on free Karen Reed talk, and I see all the people standing outside the courtroom, and it's like, oh, I don't know if I want to be on your side. Like, you guys seem, like, annoying. Even though if I. If I. If I had to guess, Karen Reed did not kill John o' keefe. Who did? I have no idea. I have no idea.
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You know who has less of a clue? Me.
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You. Yeah, I do think you would enjoy. It's also. It's gotten quite political, you know, because he's a police officer. So it's taken the town of Canton, Massachusetts, like, by storm. And I'm just along for the ride now. I'm like, Involved in the tick tocks. I'm like, it's. I don't even know how my phone knew that I watched it. But the second I opened my phone, like, it's kind of nice because I wanted to, like, dive deep, more into it. But how do they know? Like, I literally watched the documentary.
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We heard it. I was texting Ryan with you.
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And then the next thing I know, every single thing on my tick tock is Karen.
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They literally heard it on your phone.
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So she basically, like, is being accused of killing her boyfriend, and they can't even figure out how the boyfriend died. Like, they say it was vehicular manslaughter or whatever, but it's like his wounds are incredibly inconsistent with somebody who got hit by a car. So it's like they don't even know how he died. They're just, like, charging her because they feel like it. Everybody involved is, like, a cop or an FBI agent. So, like, they're all covering it up. They've all, like, you know, sold their houses, destroyed their cell phones, whatever. They go through this terrible trial in the documentary. Ten weeks, and it's a mistrial. So she's on trial again right now. Like, seriously, who has the time? It's, like, so involved. We went through the whole thing just for that jury to be hung. So it's like, obviously the jury.
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Jury means, like, we're done here.
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Yeah, Hung jury means, like, we can't come to a decision and it's a mistrial.
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No, no. I think they're two separate things.
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Okay, so it was mistrust.
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One of them, like, means. Well, that's that.
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Okay, no mistrial. Mistrial. And so they. If the state wants to pursue you again, they can. And of course they did. But it's like, obviously the jury heard something because I watched the whole trial. I'm like, oh, this is innocent. And even. Sorry, maybe she's not innocent. You can't prove beyond a reasonable doubt that she killed this man, so you have to let her go. Obviously, the jury heard something I didn't hear because they were, like, all hung up. Like, they spent five days. They couldn't figure it out. So what am I missing?
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What do you mean? Like, it sounds like they feel like you.
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No, but they couldn't come to a decision. Like, they were really split down the middle. So, like, half the people believed what the state was saying. Well, so, like, what?
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It's just powerful? Like.
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Or maybe the documentary was a little biased.
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Oh, maybe that too. But I think, like, most people come in when Someone's like being prosecuted by the state and they like think that they did that, you know?
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Yeah.
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I guess it prove them to be innocent, which is harder.
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Yeah. If I'm on a jury and they're like, this guy's accused of murder. I'm like, okay, well prove to me that he did it.
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Right. Right.
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Yeah.
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Until you can show me that he didn't. So I think it's like turn. You have 12y at the start and then to even get half to change is actually big.
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The thing about Karen is like the reason I was having a hard time in the beginning of the documentary, like believing her is like she's kind of cut like nuts. Like she. It's a drunk night. Not a crime, by the way, Jackie.
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Like, not a crime.
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I never wanted. I never want to drink again after watching this documentary. All these, they're like grown ass people. Half of them are cops. They get blackout and they're like driving around small town bus. And I'm like, you guys are just admitting to drinking and driving. I know that's like not the issue here. But I'm like, okay, I guess we're all just drinking and driving and nobody can remember anything. Karen doesn't even remember. So at first, the first couple days, she thought she might have accidentally hit him and he fell over, knocked his head and died in the snow. But the evidence doesn't really sport really.
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Reminding me of one lone juror. What was that?
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One lone. Yes. 12th man award. What's it called?
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Clint Eastwood. We just watched it. But you know what? It's on my content list. Hold on.
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We one man jur. No. 12th. 12 only men.
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12 tight.
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12 angry men.
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12 angry men is the classic. This is the jury of juries. What the heck is it?
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What's the actor's name? I can't even remember.
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Clint Eastwood. Jury. Man. Clint Eastwood. Jury. Movie. Juror number two.
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Juror number two. So they can't even remember.
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Yeah.
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Am I the way I never want to drink again. Like, if these people just had like three less drinks, we would know what went down. Like. And so Karen, but she refuses to be made ashamed. Like she has this crazy night. She's screaming her boyfriend, she calls him 55 times. Leaves him the craziest. His voicemails because he's taking too long to come back out of the house. Like she's. But she refuses to be made embarrassed. And she like literally woke up. She's like, I'm not guilty. She like bought. I didn't have some questions about her Finances. She got, like, flew in Kevin Spacey's lawyer. And she's definitely like a well off woman. Like, she worked in, like, she had like a good job in, like finance or whatever, but like, Kevin Spacey's lawyer, now he's like, famous. And he said that he's not charging her because, like, it's like this huge case. But, like, I did wonder how she.
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Like, maybe it's like, good for his image, considering lost the last one. Even though he didn't lose.
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He wanted Kevin Spacey. That's why she reached out to him. They let him off like, no. And they were comparing what they did in Karen Reed's trial to Kevin Spacey, which was like forensic accounting or whatever. Whatever. All that to say is like, Karen is not taking this lying down. But she was like, she didn't cry once in the documentary, which I found really crazy. I guess it has been two years since her boyfriend died and was her boyfriend of two years. And like, while that is sad, I guess she's more mad that, like, she's being framed.
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Yeah.
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But she's. And she, she doesn't care to act. She's like, I know how they want me to act in the courtroom. Like, I'm pissed. Like, I'm pissed. I was just like, why aren't you crying? You know? But I'm new here. I'm new here.
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B
Okay, well, I'm new happy that you're a part of that.
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Yeah. You know, I heard everyone talking about it.
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I'm like, oh, I've seen everyone talking about it.
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I want to be a part of something. Especially like, you know, on my last big week.
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B
Yeah.
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I gotta go out with. Bang. Everyone's talking about Karen Reed. I am Turdy Reed.
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Turdy Reed.
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A
Turning Lou Murda.
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Read Dirty Lou Murda.
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A
And so by the way, the mistrial, the second one is actively going on now. It's like day eight. So it's like in the news. That's why you're hearing about it. It's in the news every day.
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Got it.
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A
I don't think she did that yet, but I don't really know who did.
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B
Well, that's not your job to find out.
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No, thank God, because I wouldn't be.
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B
Able to figure it out then. Who killed Nicole Brown Simpson? Yeah.
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A
Yeah. Because allegedly, according to OJ he's still.
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It wasn't OJ So. And he got off.
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And that's why he doesn't like to go to la. He doesn't. He said he doesn't want to run into the guy who accidentally did it.
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That's what's so crazy. Who killed Kaylee Anthony if it wasn't Casey, you know?
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Right. I mean, it was Facey. It was totally Casey. Right.
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B
But it's like, if they didn't have to figure out who killed Nicole Brown.
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You know, that's not my problem.
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I have to figure out who killed John.
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I would also like to know, like, how did John died? Like, they still can't even figure it out. He, like, dog bites on his arm. It was so twisted. Like, whatever.
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So don't drink.
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Also, I feel like, by the way, that is the takeaway. Don't drink. And also, all these cops drink and drive. Okay. Like, don't ever pull me over for drinking and driving.
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B
Yeah.
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A
Look in the mirror.
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B
Yeah.
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A
So that was a journey I went on last night.
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B
Okay, well, that's a fun one. We had such a fun day yesterday. We were in the burbs.
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A
Oh, happy Mother's Day to everyone for Mother's Day.
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B
Oh, my gosh.
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A
Limbo day for me, you know? Oh, yeah. I wasn't. I wasn't being celebrated, per se.
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B
No, but you weren't joining in on the festivities.
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A
Yeah, it was just. It was a little like, you know.
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B
Like, you weren't irrelevant.
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A
I was edging a little bit. I wasn't irrelevant to the day, but I wasn't, like, one of the core members of the day.
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B
No, but you were really, like, on both sides of the fence. Yeah, it was probably nice.
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A
I did. I know we had that conversation about Father's Day and how, like, we're gonna ignore Father's Day, and I actually felt, after yesterday, like, even more compelled. Yes, I will be ignoring Father's Day 2025. It's just not right. No.
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First of all, I endorse that decision. I know, but I just know you're not gonna do that. And I just know you're such a softy.
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A
I need to remember how I'm feeling right now.
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B
Like, Ben has been so amazing. Like, of course it's Father's Day. Like, you're just gonna.
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A
I'm not gonna get him a watch.
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B
Like, he's so soft.
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A
I know, but I need to remember this feeling. Like I just felt like a little passed over, you know?
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B
Yeah.
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A
I need to remember that feeling and apply that to Ben.
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B
Feels passed over.
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A
Correct.
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I understand. Well, I've just done something so foolish, which was that we just survived allergy season in Florida, like, turn spring, like, two months ago or whatever. Sneezing my way through it. Arrived here for allergy season, literally sneezing all day. The bottom half of my face had no makeup on it. By the end of the day, I'm, like, trying to, like, not blow my nose because, like, I don't want to take all my makeup off. So I'm experiencing allergy season twice. And both times I'm not taking Zertech, but I now I might.
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A
Oh, oh. Can you take your tech pregnant?
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B
Dr. Fox said I could, but, like, just less is better.
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A
Yeah.
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But if I get to a place of real misery, I would.
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A
I.
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B
But the thing is, by the end, usually I would take a Zyrtec at the end of the day so that it can work itself overnight. But by the end of the day, when I'm inside and I've showered. You're better. I'm feeling much better. It's not until then I emerge, like, literally the minute I stepped outside this morning, sneeze.
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A
This is the time of year where I feel so grateful. Like, I don't have this problem.
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B
So miserable.
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A
No. And it affects, like, people, like, stay home from work because of it. Like, I don't have this problem. I could walk out into, like, the most pollinated, and I'm like, oh, yeah, give me that. It smells so good. I could snort pollen and be like, yeah, I don't have this problem. And Ben does and you do, and I see how it affects you. And honestly, like, I'm not grateful enough, like, to the Lord for not giving me this problem. No.
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B
And I feel like pollen. When people talk about climate change. What about pollen change levels through the roof every year? It's, like, worse and worse. You can literally see it. Like, you'll be driving, and it's like, there's just white powder. I'm assuming it's pollen.
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A
I think it's beautiful. But I can see how somebody who has allergies, we find it nightmare, like, to be a nuisance. Yeah.
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B
Yeah. No, I think pollen counts are higher than ever.
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A
Damn.
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B
From, like, my experience. So if you're struggling out there, just know I did it twice without a zertech.
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A
Some of us are just suffering, you know?
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B
Yeah. No. When some people are enjoying the beautiful weather. Spring.
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A
So true. I, like, can't. I'm like, should we go for a walk? Should we go to the park?
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B
I can walk indoors, an indoor park. Like, the outdoors are just a misery. But of course, I literally. We were outside all day yesterday.
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A
How gorgeous is it?
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Gorgeous. Like, And. And the boys just, like, we're running. Like, we had so much fun. So, like, we're staying outside. Your mom's going to be sneez and peeing the whole time.
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A
Sneezing and being.
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B
Yeah, sneezing and peeing. Don't forget. I didn't think about that.
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A
I didn't think about that. How frequently you're sneezing. Because I peed my pants yesterday on. Thank God. We had just gotten home, and thank God I was wearing a dress because it didn't even touch my dress. I just, like, peed down my leg. It was like a big sneeze. It was probably the first time I sneezed all day because I don't have allergies. I didn't even think about the pregnant girlies who have allergies who are just.
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B
Sneeze and sneeze, and it's like, I can't empty my bladder fast enough.
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A
You bring a diaper pad season. Pad season. But is it enough?
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B
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Super. Like, it's just a little. It's not, like, what you experience. I'm not peeing my pants every time I sneeze. Just a little tinkle.
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A
No, I actually, like, peed. I didn't pee my pants. Yeah, I wasn't wearing pants.
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B
But to sneeze in the third trimester on a full bladder, like, you're asking for trouble.
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A
Yeah. No. And I was, like, being a martyr because I got home and, like, I wanted to put all my stuff away. I really had to pee. But I do this thing where I'm like, let me get, like, all my stuff. Like, put away my bag. Put away. Put my pajamas on before I go to the bathroom and pee. It's like, I have to earn the pee. I don't know why. And so I'm standing in Ben's closet, like, I was cleaning up after him, putting a shirt away, and I literally peed on the floor.
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B
Yeah, you can't. You have to empty your bladder.
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A
Yeah.
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B
And it's like, it goes away after pregnancy. Like, I don't. When I'm not pregnant, I don't sneeze and pee. But it's definitely inconvenient. Allergy season. Twice pregnant, 1000% on the third.
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A
You know who actually suffers from allergies? Romeo.
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B
Oh, Romeo.
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A
He's on a. Well, he's on. He actually does really suffer from allergies, so it affects his daily walks. But he is on, like, a wellness regimen. As you guys know, he is a brand ambassador for wag. They have allergy and itch chews chicken flavor. He loves them.
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B
I need an allergy and Itch, chew.
- [18:14]
A
Would you eat a chicken flavored one? No. Okay. Okay. They have lunch after this. By the way, I meant to ask you, are you.
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B
Of course I've been hungry.
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A
I'm already hungry. Yeah.
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B
Yeah. Let's discuss options.
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A
I mean, there's really.
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B
I also need a pedicure. Like, I've gotten to the point where my toes hurt, you know? Oh.
- [18:29]
A
Oh. I thought you were to say I've gotten to the point where like your. Your toes hurt when you wear socks.
- [18:34]
B
No, they were hurting like when I was wearing my flats yesterday because, like they're pinched because they're just way too long. And that's when I know it's time for a pedicure.
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A
It's your body letting you know.
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B
Yeah. So they're really bad.
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A
Oh, my God.
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B
But maybe we could like get lunch and pedies.
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A
I don't know if I have time for that.
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B
And you have to be careful with pedicures now.
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A
You know why?
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B
Because there's apparently like a tendon in your ankle that's like an old wives tail. If you like push it, it will cause you to go into labor.
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A
Okay. Well, it's called pressure points. Yes. And that's where my acupuncture was. Pressure point for a breach. Baby is on your pinky toe. There's a lot of like uterine. Not uterine, utero. Pressure point.
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B
Women's health podcast. By your feet, by the way.
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A
Wait, okay, two things. One, I can't do pedicure and lunch because I have a major, like, project. Like I'm doing a bunch of home projects this week.
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B
Okay.
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A
And one of them is today. I'm having my carpets, couches, everything like professionally steamed and cleaned. So I can't. But two, I can't believe we've been sitting here for this long and we're literally the worst business women ever. We announce a merch launch today.
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B
Yeah, we're launching merch on Wednesday. Super cute spring collection.
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A
The T shirts that everybody loves that we made like a, like a year ago we came out.
- [19:37]
B
I know. Dropped like one every collection for the last year. This time we said hold my small T shirts. We're dropping three oversized T shirts. They're so cute. We've got Gargy Pargi. We've got the toasty with the. What would you say? Like the vignette on the back.
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A
Montage map of toastiness.
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B
And then.
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A
Girly.
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B
Girly. You were wearing it the other day. I wear it.
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A
I've worn it for like six months. I didn't even care by the way, if you're pregnant postpartum, those shirts will save your life. We're launching three of them. We've got new crew necks. We got new sweatshirts. We have phone cases for the first time in a while. We've got hats. So it's all over on our instagram. It's Wednesday, 10am Eastern time at choptoes merch.com. that'll be exciting.
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B
Yeah. And it's still the same old. Well, the same new format of their stock. You will get it will ship immediately, and then if things sell out, we'll put them up for pre order.
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A
Sorry about that. We forgot to, like, literally do our business. We were just having so much fun being pregnant podcasting in person, but that's.
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B
Also part of our business. So I just feel like we've been businessing all day.
- [20:30]
A
What kind of business y' all in?
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B
Pregnant podcasting, literally.
- [20:34]
A
We finally have an answer for what kind of business we're in. Pregnant podcasting in person.
- [20:40]
B
In person. Yeah. Very exciting. But what were we just talking about? Oh, lunch allergies.
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A
Oh, yeah. Pedicures.
- [20:47]
B
Oh, so you can't get a pedicure.
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A
Oh, so you have to be careful. Well, I was planning on getting one more. I haven't gotten a lot of pedicures in this pregnancy because, like, who am I trying to impress? And I was planning on getting one more, like, maybe once my maternity leave starts. And, like, I have nothing to do except wait around for the baby to come, that I would get my final pedicure then.
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B
Got it. You know, I can't wait another day, unfortunately.
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A
Okay, so we're on different pedicure schedules.
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B
It's an emergency pedicure. It's a rescue pedicure.
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A
It's a national emergency.
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B
Is that from our video?
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A
It's from our Spritz commercial.
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B
Yeah.
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A
I love to quote myself.
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B
Of course.
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A
Claudia, that's beautiful.
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B
Yeah. Yeah, Claudia, that's beautiful. Yeah.
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A
How are the stories? I know, like, we are here to talk about ourselves, but we are also here to talk about others.
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B
The stories are. Are fine. Like, nothing major happened over the weekend, but, like, little bits and bobs.
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A
Taylor was spotted. That was pretty big.
- [21:34]
B
Yeah, that's a story. I have a lot of thought thoughts.
- [21:36]
A
Oh, wow.
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B
Like, weird, because I just saw it, like, when I was looking for stories this morning that she's, like, literally at the Smith in Philly, like, type restaurant, and then she has to do those things now because she's, like, in an ordinary family.
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A
So that's funny. My thought was Like, I honestly can't believe she spent Mother's Day with Donna. Kelsey. I know her mother was there too, but it felt really crazy.
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B
Yes, that's crazy. That her mother was there and that they went to a restaurant.
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A
Yeah, we'll talk about it.
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B
Okay, we'll talk about it. And now, without further ado, here are the fast five stories that you need.
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A
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Thank you, charity skinco.
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You're welcome.
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B
That's what you should start your next venture, Dirty skinco.
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A
I wouldn't want to compete. And why compete? Because you can't.
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B
Yeah, you know, like, some things are a perfect product. Our first story, the aforementioned mother's day of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey. They resurfaced in Philadelphia for her mother's day outing with his family at Tallulah's Garden restaurant in Philadelphia. So Travis, Taylor, Jason, Kylie, Donna, Andrea.
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A
I saw something that said Andrea was there.
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B
I don't see Andrea here.
- [27:14]
A
But you are, by the way. The pictures are crap.
- [27:17]
B
Like, no, I see tail. Okay. But we see Taylor. And Travis, he's acting like a new hairstyle.
- [27:22]
A
I think we see the back of Kylie. Is that who that is? She looks like a mother breastfeeding or something.
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B
I only see this.
- [27:26]
A
Huh.
- [27:27]
B
And this.
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A
Oh, okay. I saw one other picture. I do believe what I read was that Donna was there. And of course. Excuse me. Yeah. Andrea, Taylor would never, like, forsake her own mother on Mother's Day.
- [27:38]
B
Like, no matter how much she wants to land the guy.
- [27:40]
A
It's so true. Like, no one's more important to Taylor than her mom. I just did think this was kind of crazy. Like, as you get into a relationship and then become a mother yourself, like, Mother's Day always, like, becomes more complicated. Right. It's like, well, are we celebrating me being a mom or my mom? Like, it's so and so Taylor's not even there yet, and they're already, like, compromising, you know? I guess we'll all have Mother's Day together, and that's nice. I was just shocked that it wasn't.
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B
And then if by that logic, where's Kylie's mom?
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A
Correct. Maybe she was there, too.
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B
We just wouldn't recognize that logic. If Kylie has other siblings, they should be there too.
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A
And the mom is with them.
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B
Their spouses are partners.
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A
Right. Where was Austin Swift?
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B
I don't know. What's crazier about this to me, is that they went to a restaurant. I just feel like when Taylor's in the family, like, we can't just go to Tallulah's anymore.
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A
Not only that, Mother's Day, like, obviously going out to a restaurant is totally fine, but, like, it's really a day where you have, like, a barbecue at.
- [28:31]
B
Like, a house it would be perfectly appropriate to stay in.
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A
Like, and I think most people opt to, like, cook big, extravagant. I have everyone out over at the house, and it's because it's May and it's beautiful patio. Like, yeah, I, I, it's like a. I think the less popular thing is to go out. Am I right?
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B
I think it's equal. But I'm just saying, because of Taylor, you can't just go to a restaurant.
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A
Yeah. And just.
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B
But I'm sure she doesn't want them to change their family ways for her. She just wants to Blend right in.
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A
And I guess because they're in Philly.
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B
They'Re the logical place they didn't want to host.
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A
Right. The logical place to have the brunch would be at Jason and Kylie's, but she's obviously busy. You know, in her postpartum era, Donna could have hosted. Yeah. I don't know. It's definitely. It's a choice, but maybe that's just what they do.
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B
I just find that seeing them in this setting is really shocking. I've never been to Tallulah's, but to me, it's the elk of the Smith.
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A
Yeah. No, and also something about, like, her outfit was so regular. No. Why would the. Would I have been to.
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B
You traveled the country.
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A
I have. But no, I haven't eaten at Tallulah's. I do find the whole thing very regular of them. And her outfit was, like, also really regular. And she didn't look like a movie star, pop star, glam zan. She just looked like a girl.
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B
Well, yeah.
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A
Going out, which I guess is good, you know, to keep a low Prof.
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B
But she didn't.
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A
No pro. She didn't. Even though I think people pretty much left them alone.
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B
Yeah. I'm sure they had plenty security.
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A
Yeah. I don't think Philly's, like, one of those towns.
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B
I just feel like there's not a restaurant big enough. Maybe in Las Vegas they make restaurants big enough to accommodate Taylor and Travis.
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A
Yeah.
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B
They're just big energies. Energies. They're big physically. Like, they're just. They have big teams. They've got a lot going on.
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A
Also.
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B
It can't be, like, just, like, squeezing between tables. Hey, sorry. Pardon me.
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A
No, they can't with, like, little chairs. Travis needs a big chair. I do want to thank you. I know at one point in time this was your water bottle, but it's mine now.
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B
Cool. Cool.
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A
Thanks. It's really delicious. I've really been loving water.
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B
It does hit different when you're pregnant.
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A
It's so good.
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B
It's really necessary to the whole experience. It is. Yeah.
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A
And I thought I would, like, have to drink water begrudgingly, like, knowing I would need to up my. Like, but the way I crave it. Yeah.
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B
Baby loves water.
- [30:34]
A
Yes. So does mama. Mama loves water.
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B
Yeah. It's also good postpartum. I think you'll still enjoy.
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A
Yeah. Loving my hydro jug. Like, I'm loving the whole experience.
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B
Yeah.
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A
I've started, like, bringing my hydro drug places with me. Like, I take it in the car. I take bring to the studio some days, like, and not today, obviously. That's why I co opted yours. But it's nice. Like loving water.
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B
Yeah, it's cool.
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A
And it's like a later in pregnancy thing because in the beginning I was still avoiding it, like trying to do crystal light to like. And then I found out crystal light has aspartame. Like, it's really. It's so good. Highly recommend. Check it out.
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B
Do you have a code?
- [31:05]
A
Yeah, it's dirty.
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B
Well, I like to put a little Flav City electrolytes in my water and I do have a code in a. Jackie, congratulations. It doesn't have aspartame.
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A
Yeah. Like, I'm really looking forward to like going back to not giving a fudge about aspartame. Like, I'm. I've obviously given up on soda a little bit. Like, it's so important to remember the women who do crack when they're pregnant and think I'm honestly grateful to given.
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B
Up on soda in the sense of worrying about it or drinking it.
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A
Worrying about it. Like, in the very beginning I was really good. And then I let myself do like one once a week and then it was once every couple of days and now it's one a day. Like when we go to lunch, I'm having a soda.
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B
Yeah. That's how I feel like when I'm out and it calls for a soda. Like, I'm having a soda.
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A
And I think we all, like as women need to thank the women who do crack when they're pregnant. Because that's like the litmus perspective. Yeah. It's like, oh, my God, should I take this Tylenol? It's like, please. There are women doing crack when they're pregnant.
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B
So Claudia, don't take the time.
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A
I don't know what we would do without the women who didn't do. Who. Who did. Who do crack.
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B
Yeah. Yeah.
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A
They're kind of like necessary to the maternal ecosystem.
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B
Yeah.
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A
And obviously I'm not endorsing you do crack when you're pregnant. I'm just saying the fact that there are a few people who do. Thanks. It makes me feel better.
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B
I'm happy for you.
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A
About like sleeping on my back, which. Sorry. Like I'm doing, like I'm doing it. I couldn't stop if I tried. I just like wake up on my back. So if something was really wrong, the.
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B
Baby would wake up. If you just wake up in your back, that's. That's fine.
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A
Okay.
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B
Okay. Are you ready for our next story? Aforementioned Molly May reveal she and Tommy are back together nine months after their breakup. So the next three episodes of Molly May Behind it all premiered on Amazon. The first came out in January. Now there's three more, and it's chronicling the time from, like, New Year's to now.
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A
Okay.
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B
Where they've gotten back together, which everyone suspected. And we now know why they did break up. So we knew that they were working on things. They were spotted together New Year's Eve.
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A
We more so know that they. We don't really know, like, 100 why they broke up, but we know that it wasn't infidelity, which is like, it.
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B
Was his drinking and his, like, like, his issues and his, like, dark passenger. Like, yeah, Dark passengers, different people. When he's Good Tommy, like, they're in the best relationship. When he's bad Tommy, it's a misery. And bad Tommy was becoming more and more present in their lives, so she had to cut him off, and that's how he got sober.
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A
That's something you can come back from. Like the infidelity some people can't work through. So. No, but it's like, I don't think anybody.
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B
It's like, you're only the worst partner ever when you were drinking. That means if you don't drink, we can have a happy relationship.
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A
Yeah.
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B
So I think that's where they're at right now.
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A
Yeah, but.
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B
And we've seen, like, bits and bobs, as they would say of Molly posting about Tommy. Obviously she posted Happy Birthday from Bam's pov, but she has yet to, like, post anything romantic of the two of them or say, we're back together until it's in the show. She says that they are back together.
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A
Can I ask you a question as, like, a hardcore Stan, do you feel like a little bit of the magic is gone?
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B
Yeah, for sure. But I feel like it also makes me appreciate them more as a couple. Like, they're just more real. Like, not that you have to be, like, we have to know, like, you're. You're dirty underwear in order for, like, us to feel like we can relate to you. But, like, now I. I do feel like it's not just, like, Molly and Tommy and who are they and what are they about? And it's just like a magical little. Like, they're just like, real people. They're going through real things. And I do think sometimes when you go through something like this, it does make you stronger. So I think they've been tested, and I think if they can stick together through this, like, they'll be incredibly strong because everything Was so great for them coming off a Long island.
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A
Yeah.
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B
Everybody loves them, even though they didn't win.
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A
Love. When everybody loves.
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B
Everyone didn't even love them. They didn't even win their season.
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A
No. But, like, in culture, like, when everybody loves your relationship, I feel like we talked about that a lot with, like, Paige and Craig. Like, when everybody loves you, like, makes it so fun. You're like, yeah, let's be together.
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B
Great endorsement of your relationship. And I feel like even if you're feeling like having a moment of doubt, it's like, well, everybody loves this. Like, everyone can't be wrong.
- [34:42]
A
It keeps the train on the tracks a little bit longer than it might have.
- [34:45]
B
I think so.
- [34:45]
A
But it also does add, like, a lot of pressure. So when you do break up, like, you're kind of hesitant to, like, see the red flags. So I'm happy they're back together, and I'm not, like, saying anything. I'm just like, I know it doesn't hit as hard. It's like, a little bit. Yeah. And it's great that they're so real, but, like, who wants real?
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B
It's definitely been, like, knocked down a.
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A
Peg, but not to reality. A little bit. Bit.
- [35:04]
B
Yeah. But I think that's, like, good. Especially their business is relatability. Like, she's an influencer. She said. Like, I just. I feel like, yeah, it's like you feel closer to them as a couple. Not just, like, oh, they're shiny on a pedestal and they're perfect. They're not.
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A
Yeah. I don't, like, die for them in the way that you do.
- [35:22]
B
That's just because you haven't watched the season yet.
- [35:24]
A
No, but I'm also, like, just as a spectator. I'm like, okay, they back together. That's great. Like, that's great. But it's not like.
- [35:32]
B
And I feel it's been nine months since they broke up. I feel like that's a good length of time for someone to get sober. Like, let's get serious work, and we're not jumping back into things. I think Molly's being really prudent about everything, and I just hope that Tommy can stay on the path.
- [35:48]
A
I mean, it would benefit him in all aspects of his life as an athlete. Like, it's not helpful for you to drink as a father, as a partner, you know, it's good. Just lay off the sauce. Trust me. Watch the Karen Reed documentary. You won't want to drink ever again.
- [35:58]
B
Yeah. Yeah. Apparently, he just, like, won another fight, too.
- [36:02]
A
Yeah. So did Jake Paul. I saw with who it was like, you know, one of, like, we're not in the fighting scene. So, like, it meant nothing to us.
- [36:08]
B
I think we're in the fighting scene.
- [36:10]
A
We're in, like, the mainstream fighting scene. Like, the celebrities go to big fights. It wasn't one of those.
- [36:14]
B
What. What other fights does he do?
- [36:16]
A
He has to do, like, you know, fights to stay with, like, fighters. Like. Yeah, in the league. Yeah.
- [36:21]
B
Okay. In the league. Our next story.
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A
Okay.
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B
Bravo's flagship show, Roni, is going off the air. The network hopes to revive it, but Real Houses of New York City is going off the air. Page Six has learned, with no firm plans for its return. The show, which we know premiered in 2008, has consistently been one of the most beloved, prestigious and buzzed about in the in Bravo schedule. And now it is no more. But it doesn't seem as if there's any great expectation that it'll be back anytime soon.
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A
Yeah.
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B
An insider said, we're trying to figure it out. We want to figure it out. We think there's still life in it. They warn that other shows have sat on ice for years before it being revived. Like Real Houses of Miami. That's a good. Yeah, you know, hopeful thing.
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A
But I just feel really strongly, oddly enough, that it's real. It's much harder to make a successful reality show in New York than in other cities. Like, when you think about the Bravo shows that are set in New York City, like, right now, they have that new one, Next Gen looks horrible. Like, let's be real. Like, truly horrible.
- [37:16]
B
Has anyone watched it? Did it premiere yet? I feel like it's coming out.
- [37:19]
A
I don't think it has premiered yet, but I just don't think it's going to be like, what, What. What it.
- [37:25]
B
I just don't think be what it should or could be just because the cast isn't, like, giving.
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A
It's not giving. And that's the thing with New York. It's like when it comes to, like, who you can cast, you're kind of left with two parties of people, like, people who are extremely wealthy and successful and rich, and they don't want to be on reality tv. And then New York is just full of people who want to be on reality TV who have aspirations of being extremely wealthy. And that's like, it gives way to, like, thirsty, desperate, and just, like, uninteresting people. So I think it makes casting really, really hard for, like, a Bravo franchise. And they haven't done a good job up until this point. Even the women that they found for Roni, for original Roni, like, they turned out to be amazing, but, like, they were just regular women, you know?
- [38:03]
B
I don't think it has to do with New York, because they are able to do it in la, where it's the same sort of people. People like, super wealth. Like, in Hollywood, there are a lot.
- [38:10]
A
Of wealthy, famous people who want to be on reality TV in la, but.
- [38:13]
B
There are a lot that don't.
- [38:14]
A
Yeah, but I think. I don't think there are people like that in New York. Honestly.
- [38:17]
B
I think that there's more, like, old.
- [38:19]
A
Money, like, hush, hush, hush.
- [38:21]
B
Nobody's, like, new. Like, younger people with. There's a lot of money and there are a lot of people who want to be on tv.
- [38:27]
A
So would you say, like, the people that they cast for this new generation of Roni, like, those are like.
- [38:33]
B
No, I wouldn't say. That's not who I would have casted.
- [38:35]
A
Who would you cast?
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B
I mean, like, I only. I have a limited knowledge of, like, New York City people. People who are already established. Like, if you wanted to go into a friend group and have a bunch of unknowns like you, you could find that. Yes, that's people's jobs to find that.
- [38:51]
A
Yes.
- [38:51]
B
But I think that, like, BR casting is not what it was because I think they're looking for different things now than they were in 2008 when they're like, we just want to make a great show.
- [38:58]
A
So what are they looking for now? Like, for a housewife? Like, that's different than, like, a Ramona, because, like, what was it about Ramona, you know?
- [39:11]
B
Yeah, that was Jill.
- [39:13]
A
They were just women. They were just mom.
- [39:14]
B
No, but they were also all personality. I don't think they're going by personality these days. And when they do pick someone for personality, it's like a crazy person who would say or do anything.
- [39:24]
A
Do you think it has anything to do with the fact that, like, at one point, all the women on the show were cast as. All the women who were cast were both wives and mothers, because it was the Real Housewives. And then it just became a show of, like, socialites.
- [39:36]
B
Like.
- [39:36]
A
Like being married wasn't a prerequisite.
- [39:38]
B
The people on the new show are wives and mothers. And, like, I. I don't feel like them. Not that I watch, but, like, them sharing their motherhood is, like, not really the thing we're watching for. But I do think having a partner, like, just makes things interesting while also having, like, a couple single people. But I do think going into a friend group where people are already know each other and are friends. Like, I do think the most recent Rooney was just, like, far flung people. Let's put them all together.
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A
They were not connected.
- [40:01]
B
I think they were filming for a while before they even started filming for the show. Because they needed to meet each other.
- [40:08]
A
No, the Rooney reboot was like, overall, like, an enormous failure. But there Rooney was in a place that, like, other franchises found themselves in. O.C. kind of got itself out of it weirdly by, like, leaning into the past, but also the future. Jury's still out on New Jersey. Like, what's gonna happen there? Atlanta has really revived itself. They're having one of their best seasons yet. So, like, it can be done. I just would love to know, like, where do. What do we blame this on? You know, like, I'm trying to. It's New York.
- [40:39]
B
Yeah.
- [40:39]
A
Like, it should be the easiest.
- [40:41]
B
It should be the easiest.
- [40:42]
A
And even to cast the new generation, like, I'm sorry. Like, pinning it all on Jenna Lyons for, like, name recognition. And she was literally hands down the worst housewife.
- [40:50]
B
I was gonna say. Jenna Lyons was probably, like, the thing that they were most excited. Like, the biggest.
- [40:53]
A
Jackie, she was the worst house.
- [40:54]
B
I feel like even when it was announced, it was like, this just doesn't feel like it's going to be amazing. Like, she's not the Elk of housewife. She's so serious. Yeah. I'm like. And then if it turned out she was, like, silly and reality, like, that would have been interesting. But she's not. She's just, like a serious, boring person.
- [41:06]
A
Right? No. And she went on the show to, like, promote her. That's the other thing. Like, people are so strategic now, especially someone like Jenna Lines who has lots lose. She's not gonna be acting crazy. So she's here promoting, like, her false lashes. Like, whatever. Like, that's so boring to me. Like, if you. I'm sorry. If you have a small business, like, you should not be allowed on Real Housewives. Like, it's boring.
- [41:23]
B
No, I agree. And if you have, like, social media, if you're like, some sort of influencer, I actually don't think you should be on the show again. You have a lot to lose or to gain. And I just. I feel like, you know how to, like, position yourself. They just need people with, like, wacky personalities that are so themselves that they can't pretend to be someone else when they come on tv. Like, everyone else is just like, Pretty Sound of Mine. They're like, I know what people want to hear. I Don't want to step in it. But also not, like, wacky people who are just gonna lie.
- [41:50]
A
Like, what they did to this franchise. Honestly, it's disgraceful. Like, the fact that Roni is dead. It's the first franchise to die.
- [41:57]
B
I know, but I feel like from the moment they were going down these paths, like, from, like, this has been so clear. Like, nothing about this has been surprising.
- [42:05]
A
Everybody, like, lying to themselves. Like, Ronnie New is actually good.
- [42:07]
B
Every casting, every season that came out, it's like, this is not happening.
- [42:11]
A
Yeah.
- [42:11]
B
This is not happening. And it's actually. What's so shocking is that they've admitted it.
- [42:15]
A
Yeah. I'm just looking to place blame. Like, this should never have happened. Should never happened.
- [42:20]
B
I. And I don't think it's fair to say that New York can't do. If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere.
- [42:25]
A
I'm just pointing out that I do believe it's harder to cast in New York than in other cities if you're looking for wealthy people.
- [42:31]
B
I just want to say, like, according to what we've seen, that's proving your theory.
- [42:36]
A
However, it shouldn't be that way.
- [42:38]
B
And I don't think it has to be that way. I think they're missing something. They're missing something is what I think.
- [42:44]
A
It's. It never should have happened. Yeah.
- [42:48]
B
So we'll see what's next.
- [42:50]
A
Yes, we will.
- [42:51]
B
Are you ready for our next story?
- [42:52]
A
What number?
- [42:53]
B
Number four?
- [42:54]
A
No. Oh, my God.
- [42:55]
B
I don't feel ready either. That just felt so quick.
- [42:57]
A
Fourth story that's brought to you by opill.
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B
It is so this episode is brought.
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A
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B
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A
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B
Oh, my favorite salad, probably the Mediterranean crunch. That's probably my all time favorite. But I do love a Caesar. I could dress it up, I could dress it down. I love to get my salad tailored to the kind of cuisine I'm having with my meal. So if we're having taco night, we'll get the Mexican street corn salad. If we're having her own life, an Italian night, we'll do the Caesar. We can add more to it. We could take away. It's just protein at a protein of course, but you know me, no protein. It's just the best. Like it's seriously the best. I'm not, you know, spending so much time chopping lettuce Washing lettuce pre chopped.
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A
It's sliced, it's easy, it's pre washed. It's literally you can actually eat it out of the bag and a lot of people do. So like next time you're wanting people to think highly of you, grab a Taylor Farms chop salad kit and get your salad together. Today's episode is also brought to you by Resort Pass. Isn't that right Jax?
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B
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A
Especially cuz you live in like a place that has like a lot of hotels.
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B
A vacation destination.
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A
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B
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A
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B
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A
I judge a little bit. If you're looking into the golf course, like go be with your family.
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B
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A
Yeah, he will love it. That's actually a great.
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B
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A
Thank you, Jax.
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B
You're welcome, Turd. Our next story, a little family news.
- [47:44]
A
Family news.
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B
Billy Ray Cyrus says he and his family are close to full healing. And Miley is speaking out as well. So Miley posted to Instagram, I guess there was.
- [47:54]
A
Billy posted first.
- [47:55]
B
Billy posted first. Like a photo with Smiley.
- [47:58]
A
And people were like, oh, this is.
- [47:59]
B
Old or smiley Miley.
- [48:00]
A
Well, you mean that devil skank Molly?
- [48:04]
B
And we were like, whoa, right?
- [48:06]
A
Is this a throwback? Is this a call for help? Is this current? It was confusing.
- [48:09]
B
And then rumors were a swirling that Tish unfollowed Miley.
- [48:13]
A
Right. Because they were together. It's like, oh, Miley's now back with the dad. Sad. Tish has unfollowed Miley in, you know, retribution.
- [48:19]
B
So Miley took.
- [48:20]
A
No sorry retaliation.
- [48:22]
B
Miley took to Instagram to clear up.
- [48:24]
A
A few things, which actually is kind of crazy. Like, I feel like Miley doesn't, like, make statements. Do you know what I mean?
- [48:30]
B
I feel like she doesn't make statements either. But this is, like, so personal. And people were really getting the details all mixed up. The iPad has died. But my studio, I got everything backed up on my phone because my iPad, you know, it was being the family iPad.
- [48:43]
A
All I was like, wow, we're on the fifth story. She's putting her iPad away. She's done for the day.
- [48:48]
B
Might work here.
- [48:49]
A
What kind of business y' all in?
- [48:51]
B
I'm not going to tell you what Miley said.
- [48:52]
A
No, what did she say?
- [48:53]
B
So she said that her mom is, like, a little, you know, funny with social media, doesn't know how to use her phone and accidentally must have unfollowed her. So there's nothing there.
- [49:02]
A
Right.
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B
I think she really wanted to clear up the rumors that she was beefing with her mom, because I think that's, like, so untrue and probably was hurting Tish, especially if people think that she's going over to Billy Ray's side. Yeah. She also said that she is working on things with her dad, that, like, things are getting better and the family is trying to heal and move forward.
- [49:20]
A
I never for one second thought that, like, Miley was betraying Trish. Like, I think through all of this, Miley has actually been, like, the most steadfast. Trish.
- [49:27]
B
Yeah.
- [49:28]
A
So I didn't think that. And I can't. I Can't live my life based on people claiming celebrities unfollowing other celebrities. It almost always turns out to be not true. Like, they were never following them in the first place.
- [49:37]
B
Or it's like someone deactivated their account.
- [49:40]
A
Right. I, like, I can't live my life life by those standards because it's too volatile. So I never thought. Miley, that's not the interesting part here. And I'm glad she cleared that up for people who aren't as smart as me. The interesting part was like, how do you come back from that Devil's kink, Miley?
- [49:55]
B
I think they're coming back from it. You know, that's family and I want that. And it's been years. And I have to say, I think we can attribute this to one Elizabeth Hurley.
- [50:04]
A
Oh, yeah, you think the timing is.
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B
Like, I think she's been a positive influence in his. And like, she came in and she sees that he's like, not speaking with his family. Like, a good woman is gonna mend those bridges.
- [50:13]
A
That's true, actually.
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B
And I think, like, I, I, she's being who I hope she would be. Like, when she started dating Billy Way, I was like, oh, so she's crazy too, right? Right now I'm like, oh, wait, maybe she's making him less crazy.
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A
You know, it takes like a good, strong woman to make a man normal.
- [50:27]
B
And like, I know that. Like, I don't know. Fire Rose. And I just, I know things were bad. It seems volatile, but I feel like that's when things were really bad with his children and everything. Like, it wasn't a good relationship. All family.
- [50:40]
A
It's hard to. How would you feel if your father was marrying someone your own age? Like, it's hard to.
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B
Is she there?
- [50:45]
A
She's super young, Fire Rose. Like, it's hard to get on board with that. But then you see your dad in a relationship with like an age appropriate woman.
- [50:51]
B
Think of all the issues they had with Billy Ray. Like, the age of his. Fire Rose was like, not the issue.
- [50:56]
A
No, no, but it, it definitely is not like a comfortable, like something you want to endorse. But Elizabeth Hurley, a successful, age appropriate woman, you know with what. That's a sign of a, A sound of man, a sound of mind man. And maybe, yeah, maybe we can start talking again.
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B
I think she's like, healing Billy Ray.
- [51:14]
A
Well, he also needs help. That's the other thing.
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B
Maybe she's helping him.
- [51:17]
A
No, but like, she, Sorry. Professional help.
- [51:20]
B
Maybe she helped him get help.
- [51:21]
A
The brother from Metro station. What's his name? Brandy? Randy Wine. What's his name? Bruce. Trace. Trace.
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B
Trace Bryson. There is a Bryson.
- [51:31]
A
Oh, okay. It was. But I think it was Trace Race.
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B
And Trace Race, one of the brothers. Oh, there is a Trace.
- [51:39]
A
Yeah. He's from Metro station.
- [51:40]
B
But there is also. They were reunited for Brayson's 31st birthday.
- [51:45]
A
But trace has been the one actively, like, really outspokenly saying, dad, like, on social media, like, you need help. So. And then, of course, we can't talk about the inauguration.
- [51:55]
B
That's sort of, like, really not fitting in.
- [51:57]
A
Right.
- [51:58]
B
At least, like, Devil's Getting Mad Riley was years ago, but, like, they can.
- [52:01]
A
Work on their relationship all they want. But, like, if Billy is still doing, like, what he did at the inauguration and he's, like, in that headspace, you can't make progress with a person like that.
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B
I don't think he's in that house. I don't think Elizabeth Hurley would date that person.
- [52:15]
A
Well, I hope not.
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B
I think that she just. Based on every. Especially with, like, the family coming together, I'm going to believe that she's being a really positive influence, not him being the negative influence on her, that she's lifting him up.
- [52:28]
A
Okay.
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B
And that's big of you. Is better than he was in January.
- [52:33]
A
Here's hoping. Fingers crossed.
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B
Yeah. So that would be really nice.
- [52:38]
A
It would.
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B
Are you ready for our fifth and final story?
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A
Is it about that devil skank, Molly? I can't stop saying that.
- [52:44]
B
No. But she also did have her new song come out. Did you hear it? More to lose.
- [52:47]
A
I haven't. Because.
- [52:50]
B
Because her team stinks.
- [52:51]
A
Yeah. Like, Miley's new era. If you're a big Miley fan and you actively seek it out, like, of course you can find it, but, like, it hasn't come across my desk in an organic way. And that's not a good sign because I. Most of the time. Unless you're, like, one of my faves. Luke Combs Taylor. Like, I don't actively seek out your music, so if it makes its way to me, that means it's popular. I actually have not even heard one bar of the first one.
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B
Stinks.
- [53:08]
A
Yeah.
- [53:09]
B
Everything about this album rollout is giving janky.
- [53:12]
A
Okay. I'm so glad you agree.
- [53:13]
B
They announced the album so long ago. Right now we still only have two songs. It's like a visual album. It's beyond bad, badly done. But the song is beautiful. It's like. Like, it's a ballad. So it's like Climby and Used to Be Youngy.
- [53:28]
A
Used to Be Youngy Okay.
- [53:29]
B
So it's really beautiful. It's called More to Love, and I know that, like, her press team stings, but I'm gonna do my job and. And put it out there, promote Miley, and use my platform to support Miley. Our fifth and final story is Little music news. Prince Harry sweetly kisses Megan Markle.
- [53:42]
A
Oh, my God. I don't know how we've done the entire show without talking about this. How was this story number five? This should have been story number five.
- [53:46]
B
Because it was a few days ago, and so we have. And I had to talk about the things that we teased at the top, so I moved some things around. And I also. I never know.
- [53:53]
A
I'm sad.
- [53:54]
B
I never know how you're going to react.
- [53:56]
A
The hat we. Okay. They went to the Beyonce concert. That's the story.
- [54:00]
B
Harry and Meghan went to the Beyonce concert, and she posted a carousel, and she gave us a lot of information in that carousel. I don't know if we would have even known that they were there without this carousel.
- [54:08]
A
Like, the last. She went to the last Beyonce Renaissance show show. And we only know that because the person in the sweet next time took a million videos, like, thank you, sir. But this time, yeah, they were, like, better protected. And we only know because she posted a carousel.
- [54:19]
B
She posted a bunch of pictures with a caption about last night. Thank you at Beyonce and team for an amazing concert and a very fun date night. All love.
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A
So I want to start with the caption, actually, because the. The need to acknowledge Beyonce and team. It's like, we get it. Beyonce's your friend. She gave you this week for free. Like, we got it. But the contents of the carousel were so fascinating to me because I've actually never seen two people, like, wearing weirder things. Things to a concert in my life. Like her, like, early 2000s Irvin Leger dress. And I get that it's denim, and I think that was, like, her way of being cowboy.
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B
Got it.
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A
It didn't read for me. And she actually is always so well dressed. It's like one of. I think one of even people who dislike her can always acknowledge, like, her style is really party. I was so confused by this dress. But then I saw the hat, you guys. So it's like they're both cosplaying Southern cowboy. Like, they've never seen a cowboy before because. Yeah, you think, oh, it's a cowboy concert. Let me wear a hat hat. But he's wearing more of, like, a Coachella hat than a southern boy hat.
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B
Kimo Sabe not even because Kimo Sabe.
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A
Is like very western.
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B
No. But then I just think his choice, like the choices he made at Kimo Sabe made it this.
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A
It's a wide brim. It's like a sun. It's like a fedora, but it's an oversized fedora.
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B
Wait, and by the way, then she posted a picture of the inside of his hat because he definitely got it made at like one of those Hatties 800 hat. Yeah. Where you can like get little customization and they.
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A
You can like brand it with like metal hot iron.
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B
Right. So there's a bunch of different icons and text. So one, it says Archie Lily, my love. Cute. Next is the California flag.
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A
Oh, okay. California pride.
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B
To the left of that seems to be the continent of Africa.
- [56:02]
A
Yeah. You know, like him and his mom, like, love doing like their philanthropic work in Africa. Okay.
- [56:06]
B
Next to that is a British flag.
- [56:08]
A
So interesting. I only saw the kids names. I thought the rest was like a tag flag. I didn't even look.
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B
And then next to that is an American flag. So he's all over the map.
- [56:16]
A
Literally, he's all over the map.
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B
And then she wrote, my husband's hat gets a twirl.
- [56:20]
A
A twirl.
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B
Like we're taking it for a spin, I think.
- [56:23]
A
Okay. Social media is not her forte. And I do think it looks like a toilet, actually. But you just showed me the photo.
- [56:31]
B
It does. On an airplane.
- [56:33]
A
Right, Right. Social media is not Megan's strong suit. And. And I actually think it would really behoove her brand and just overall image if she brought in somebody to help with content and captions by now that.
- [56:45]
B
She'S not doing her. That she is doing her own social media.
- [56:47]
A
Yes. And I think it's like a reflection of her kind of weird. But we've always said she has like a cringe, quirky personality. So like, you know, a celebrity would know, like, you don't have to say like you thinks Beyonce and team. Like, it's just she needs like a social media manager. I do think it would help her.
- [57:00]
B
A lot, especially if she wants to be an influencer.
- [57:03]
A
Right. The content is not there and the captions are just like cringe fringe. And there's a way to make it still seem like it's coming from Megan.
- [57:08]
B
Yeah.
- [57:08]
A
But with some sort of filter.
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B
Everyone does that.
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A
I just couldn't. I really could not get over what I was watching. His hat was so crazy. Now, of course, the rumors are swirling that because he's covering his hat head, he's finally Taken the plunge and gotten hair plugs, because obviously that's been something I think people have wanted for him for a long time. I do think it's far too late for him or William to get hair plugs. Like, you're bald now. So we would know, though they say Harry Styles got hair plugs. That would be the perfect way to do it because, like, his hairline started receding.
- [57:36]
B
Yeah, but it's not about. Maybe he upped the row game.
- [57:38]
A
Not enough for us to notice, and now it'll never be an issue because he got the plugs. So Harry and William are, like, so far gone. Like, we need to stop actually demanding that they do get them, because it would be far too obvious.
- [57:46]
B
And I think in general. I know. I feel like people, you know, they make these attacks personal. They, like, make it about the hair when they just hate the man.
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A
Yeah.
- [57:53]
B
But I do think in general, like, not every man who's losing his hair needs to get hair plugs. Like, I.
- [57:59]
A
Interesting.
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B
I'm fine with people losing their hair. I'm fine with people having a baldness and being bald.
- [58:06]
A
Well, I think there are, like, if you're gonna be bald, like, fully bald, it's a kind of a handsome look if you can pull it off. I'm not bothered by that. I do think it's important to keep some men ugly, like, 100%. But the men who, like, do nothing about it. Like, they don't shave their head, they don't wear hats, they don't fix, and they just have, like, you know, the ring, like, the Larry David ring hearing, it's like, could you care less?
- [58:26]
B
I don't know. It's like, that's just what's happened to them.
- [58:30]
A
I know, but, like, what if a woman just, like, let everything happen to her? Like, we don't. We do Botox. We color our hair.
- [58:35]
B
But if a woman didn't want to do all that and just wanted to let yes. Chips fall where they naturally respect for sure, I'm gonna yell at her, go to Turkey.
- [58:43]
A
You know? But she's kind of in the minority. Whereas, like, a man who does something about it is in the minority.
- [58:48]
B
So do you feel like men who don't do anything about better being, like, disrespectful by not caring about their looks?
- [58:52]
A
Not disrespectful. But I'm like, my God, you don't even care.
- [58:55]
B
Yeah, but then he wears a hat, so he obviously cares. You don't get a hat like that if you don't care about how you look okay.
- [58:59]
A
When it comes to the case of the hat versus the head, I prefer the head. Like, the hat is so ugly. Show me your bald head.
- [59:04]
B
Yeah, it was just really crazy. Like you're two steps from the throne.
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A
Jackie.
- [59:09]
B
Have some self respect.
- [59:11]
A
The hat and people were cracking me up being like, the H is for hat because she calls him age.
- [59:18]
B
Finally we got down to the history.
- [59:21]
A
I. I actually don't know what I would have done with my weekend if he didn't wear the hat. So I'm actually really grateful that he did. And one thing about me, like, I fucking hate Prince Harry. Like, he is my number one nemesis. There's so much discourse around Megan and to me it's like we need to be talking about.
- [59:34]
B
You allow yourself to not participate by channeling it all towards Harry.
- [59:37]
A
We need to really actually focus a lot of, like, the hate and the criticism that we give to Megan onto Harry. I think he's largely to blame for, like, the entire situation. I also think he's the biggest loser on the planet. Like, that statement he gave. He's having, like a lot of trouble right now in the UK because he lost his case. He wants royal security. Security paid for by the taxpayers. The taxpayers, they give him, like a decent level of security, but not what like William and Charlie get. Because you're literally not a royal anymore.
- [60:01]
B
Charlie.
- [60:01]
A
Charlie. So he's just having like a big losery week. And I've been on, like, I've seen the loser in Harry and I'm ready for the world to see what I see. So we need to channel like a lot of our criticisms of Megan and just like people are obsessed with Megan, everything she does.
- [60:14]
B
Personally, I can hold space for two things.
- [60:16]
A
No, to me, Harry has, is and always will be the problem. And the hat just proves my point. Yeah, yeah, you guys aren't ready for that conversation yet.
- [60:27]
B
And I feel like it's really crazy that she showed us the inside, you know, because I feel like she just like stirs up all the old stuff like America, Britain, California. Where's his coat of arms? Where's the Sussex coat of arms? Like, right. I don't know. I just feel like.
- [60:43]
A
But at the same time, like, Harry is a former Brit living in California. He can like what he likes, you know?
- [60:49]
B
I don't know. I know, but like, oh, my God.
- [60:51]
A
Not me giving space for Harry. I take it back.
- [60:52]
B
No, he can like what he likes.
- [60:53]
A
No, he can't. He can't.
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B
I'm just saying I felt like he was really highlighting the fact that he's like, made this choice.
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A
Right. But the thing is, we know you shouldn't, like, if.
- [61:03]
B
Well, he. If he posted the hat, like other things that I would have wanted to see. I don't know, maybe like a corgi. Like, just like things about Harry right before this. Maybe that's Africa. Maybe, but I don't know. Sussex Sus. Seriously. Sus.
- [61:22]
A
They put the sus in Sussex.
- [61:24]
B
Ain't that the truth.
- [61:26]
A
Those are good stories. Literally, I forgot about the hat. Like, the way, like, I feel invigorated.
- [61:30]
B
Kind of matches your outf outfit. You should ask him to borrow it. You should wear this hat to the party tonight.
- [61:34]
A
Yeah, I mean, it's literally a woman's hat. Thank you for proving my point. Well, that's our show. It's Monday, so, you know, just a regular old toast.
- [61:43]
B
But not really.
- [61:44]
A
Nothing's regular when we're together, pregnant, podcasting, in person.
- [61:47]
B
Nothing's regular about the toast ever.
- [61:48]
A
No. But especially this week. It's gonna be an amazing week.
- [61:50]
B
Yeah.
- [61:52]
A
Thank you guys so much for listening to the toast on Monday morning show we deliver the fastest Thursday, November Monday, Friday on YouTube. So watching us on YouTube, please feel free to subscribing to this video without thumbs up. We're also available as a podcast and our podcast be found. So it's Spotify tun public video cast box. All the places we listen to podcast about a beautiful setting in weekly. Talented we are.
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B
That's all. Love ya. Bye. Oh, we could do it. Oh, you would love it.