A (1:31)

I look forward to putting, like, this week in the past.

B (1:35)

Yeah. You know, like, I had a crazy productive week. Like, outside of all else, like, it's my second week back is like, being a working mom. And I feel like the first week I really eased into it. Like, I literally did the toast and ran home. Now, this week, I experimented a little bit, you know, like, with some extracurricular work stuff after the totes, you know, we recorded some Patreon content. I took a ton of meetings with.

A (1:54)

We had merch calls. People have been trying to get us on the phone all summer, and we're like, second week of September. Okay.

B (1:58)

Yeah. And that's exactly. And I made, like, a major life change this week that I'm going to share in a couple of weeks, you know, not to be, like, so annoying. Secret project.

A (2:07)

Yeah.

B (2:08)

It's so uninteresting.

A (2:09)

Like, when do you think that we could get a sense of this secret project?

B (2:14)

Maybe, like, three weeks.

A (2:16)

Three weeks. Okay. I'll write that down on my dates to look forward to.

B (2:20)

Okay. I'm not pregnant.

A (2:25)

That would be a secret project. A very sweet secret project.

B (2:30)

I did do something. Last night, though, so crazy.

A (2:35)

Coke.

B (2:37)

It's like you don't even know our quotable moments. It actually offends me. Crack Crazier. Meth crazier.

A (2:46)

What?

B (2:47)

I watched the first two episodes of Love Thy Neighbor.

A (2:50)

I know that you did. And that's really, like, what we have to say every time we just, like, watch reality tv. It's just a crazy.

B (2:57)

Of course, it's a segue.

A (2:58)

And it's a crazy thing to like, start a new show and just, like, be up on it.

B (3:02)

And I really want, like, an entirely new group of people. Right. These are not celebrities I'm familiar with. And honestly, nobody on the show is a celebrity except for Brooks. So, like, it's an entirely new introduction.

A (3:12)

And the show really is making waves in an organic way. I find. Like, I. I feel like I heard so much about it and how good it was before I even started it.

B (3:22)

Same.

A (3:22)

Whereas sometimes, like, I just, like, pick a show. I haven't heard much, and I can.

B (3:27)

Tell you, like, everyone is right. Like, there is something to this show, and I'm. It is the. It is Brooks. Like, she is a star. She's hilarious. Well, she's gorgeous.

A (3:39)

We have a Brooks Nader story today.

B (3:41)

Oh, okay.

A (3:42)

And because you watched Love Thy Neighbor last night, I watched more episodes, so I think I'm. I watched, like, two or three episodes. So, like, we could do a little Love Thy Nader recap. How does that sound to the class?

B (3:52)

She's silencing me. She said quit.

A (3:53)

No, but it's like, we're gonna bookend the show with Brooks. I mean, we could.

B (3:57)

No, it's fine.

A (3:58)

But it would be a nice segue into one of our stories. But that is crazy that you did that.

B (4:05)

I know. Well, Ben went out, and I was like. Okay.

A (4:08)

So speaking of Ben Lish in the oven, he made.

B (4:12)

Oh, sorry, the loaf is out of the oven.

A (4:14)

Actually, he did the whole process yesterday. He. I'm gonna say it. Okay. I'm just gonna say he made a part you love. He in the fridge last night, and then he baked it this morning. Okay. And that is the technical term. So, like, don't come for me.

B (4:29)

Yeah. You have a problem with it? Like, take it up with God, because he invented the language. Okay.

A (4:32)

Yeah. That's just what the loaf does in the fridge.

B (4:35)

And so he took. He put the loaf in this morning and then took it out. And you have to wait, like, 45 minutes before you cut it open. So he was, like, running around the city. He was like, I need the best butter in Manhattan. And he ended up running all around the city just to go to Whole Foods. And he got, like, a Pargie $9 French butter in his influence. And I missed the cutting of the loaf because I'm here working.

A (4:58)

Yet. I think he and I decided he would cut it after the toast because you should wait, minimum, an hour to cut it, but it's better to wait longer because, like, it's still hot and, like, cooking on the inside, and it can deflate if you cut it too soon. So, like, the better to wait longer.

B (5:10)

And I think deflating would really hurt Ben's loaf, because between you and I and our millions of listeners, when he took it out of the oven, he was like, claude, you got to come in. You got to come see you. It's insane looking. It's insane. It's gorgeous. Literally, I had to get up from my makeup desk. I walk over to the kitchen, and, like, it's literally like, it's the wrong shape. You know, it's not, like, bulbous and tall. It's more, like flat and wide. Like a frisbee, almost.

A (5:35)

Yeah. So that's. It's a little bit flat, which, for first off, at least it rose. My first few loaves didn't even rise. I would attribute that to him for having an immature starter. The stronger your starter is, the more it acts as a rising agent. But he took a lot of pride in making starter from scratch. Even though that's, like, not a point of pride.

B (5:54)

Correct. Because now we just have, like, flat, saggy loves.

A (5:57)

The point of pride is to, like, have a starter that's been around for hundreds of years. Like, that's Oregon Trail. Yeah. The bread is from scratch, but the starter, the older the better.

B (6:07)

I just feel like I've been lied to. Like, it's. You know that episode of Sex in the City where Samantha meets that guy who owns the Latin club, and he's like, we're going to summer in the Hamptons, and we're going to go to the south of France. Ben all week has been like, we're going to have pargie loves, and we're going to have salted toast, and we're going to bring butter and bread. I haven't had one singular piece of bread, and I saw the loaf. I'm not impressed. Like, I'm not.

A (6:28)

Well, he'll keep at it. It's really trial and error. No one really. Maybe a couple of people do. If you have a starter that you got from someone and you follow their recipe to it, too Like, I think Shannon's first loaf was party, but that's also just like, Shannon is party.

B (6:40)

Yeah.

A (6:42)

It takes time, so I'm glad that it rose. Like, he has bread. It looks edible. But I understand that it's not technically a party loaf.

B (6:52)

No, but don't worry. I made up for the family. And I made a party left this morning.

A (6:58)

That's so great. I'm sure Ben did, too, in his own way.

B (7:00)

For sure. Our house is crazy.

A (7:02)

I'm sure Ruby did, too.

B (7:04)

Our Ruby did.

A (7:06)

That's cute.

B (7:07)

I'm still at the face. I said this on the Patreon, but it bears repeating. I'm still at the phase where, like, I live for the smell of Arisha. It's like. And not to me, they're not.

A (7:15)

You can't even call them that.

B (7:17)

Well, not to be like, really, tmi, but since I don't have a period yet, I can't share that, so I have to share this. And maybe other breastfeeding moms will relate, and it makes total sense scientifically. But, like, Ruby's farts and, like, general, like, tushy like, smells smell really similar to mine.

A (7:36)

When Ruby farts didn't go well. That makes sense because you guys are eating the same things.

B (7:43)

I know. So it's like, if I'm not home and I fart, I'm like, oh, Ruby.

A (7:49)

And he radiates the glow around his halo. A new day. Ruby farts on a summer day. I sound really nice. That's my key.

B (8:05)

You look really nice. How are you feeling, Mama?

A (8:07)

Thank you. I do look nice. I have a meeting today, and then I'm thinking of maybe having a spot of lunch beforehand, because girls gotta eat.

B (8:15)

Who are you meeting with?

A (8:17)

You know, somewhere in your mind, it's. It's like a meeting. But I'm. I'm. I have some things to attend to today, and then maybe my husband will want to grab some lunch with me. I don't know. We got. We went to lunch on Monday. It just, like, worked out. I, like, needed lunch, and I was, like, gonna go grab something, like, from a qsr. But then I was like, that's always so yucky. So we went to Hillstone. I was ready to sit by myself, but I called my husband. I was like, by the way, like, I. I'm going to Hillstone, like, if you want to come. And he'd love. That's, like, where we own the only place we go.

B (8:47)

Yeah.

A (8:48)

And we had, like. We both brought our computers, and we had, like, lunch together. And so like, maybe. Maybe we'll do it again.

B (8:54)

Something uniquely special about going out to eat alone as a pregnant woman. Like, it's kind of complete. Not that eating alone isn't socially acceptable, but, like, it's really sweet, and everybody treats you really well. I went out to eat so much alone when I was pregnant. They just take really good care of you. And everybody's like, oh, how many months? And it's just, like, kind of the best.

A (9:14)

Yeah. And I'm like, I'll have one of everything.

B (9:17)

And there's no judgment. Although I always found, like, whenever I was. Because I didn't wear, like, really bumpy clothes. Like, I always was wearing, like, a big sweatshirt. So, like, it could just be, like, a big girl going out for lunch or it could be a pregnant girl going out for lunch. So whenever I was, like, ordering, like, particularly, you know, in indulgently, always put my hand on my belly and, like, maybe a little on the hip, like, on the back, too. Like, I think I'll have the panel vodka.

A (9:40)

When I put my hand on my back, I. I do feel, like, dramatic.

B (9:44)

Yeah.

A (9:45)

But my hand is actually always on my belly, just, like, you know, moving around feet.

B (9:50)

So I'm glad you brought that up, because I remember when Meghan Markle, like, was pregnant and she presented at that award show, like, or something. She got so much hate for, like, having her hands on her belly. Like, it was such a random thing for her to get hate for. And you, I think, were pregnant at the time, and you were like, no, cloud, I'm telling you. Like, you really just, like, can't stop touching your belly when you're pregnant. It's just.

A (10:10)

I just remember, anytime I even think about the fact, oh, I like a touch. If I feel something, I touch. Like, I need a rest. It's a nice shelf.

B (10:19)

I just remember that you said that. And I want to say that was not my experience.

A (10:23)

Well, you did. You have a lot of action in your belly when you were pregnant. I feel like you didn't. But I also just saw, like, a really cute reel that was, like. It was like, you know, this person who didn't, like, feel a lot of, like, kicks and stuff while they were pregnant. And then they cut to the baby, and it's like. Because he's just a chill baby, like, and it was, like, the cutest chiller. And that's Ruby.

B (10:44)

Yeah. So, like, I had, like. I had movement, you know, because. Or else I would have sent myself to the hospital. There's no movement. I had very standard Movement. But no, I didn't even see. See, like, people, like, film their bellies, and, like, there's a kick, and you see the whole foot. Like.

A (10:55)

Yeah.

B (10:56)

No, Ruby was really chill. He was also breach. And I was like, well, why is he breach? And I feel like now I know because, like, he was just chilling hard, like, cozy. He's really not, like, a big torturer. And so while I didn't get, like, the labor and delivery that I wanted, I really had a higher g newborn baby who, like, wasn't a torturer. So honestly, I feel like I would have taken that trade off anytime.

A (11:16)

Yeah. And now, I mean, I don't know if it's because he was breach or he was breached because he is this way. But, like, the way that he sits, like, the way that he likes to be situated, like, is so breach. He's just like, this is it. Yeah. Like, he's always just, like, sitting up.

B (11:31)

Yeah. So cute.

A (11:33)

Other babies, like, always want to be in, like, cradle position.

B (11:36)

Oh, really? Yeah.

A (11:38)

Some babies always want to be, like, vertical. Here. Ruby just wants to be, like, sitting up like a big man. And that's what he was doing. In your belly, Ruby.

B (11:47)

In my belly?

A (11:48)

Like, that's the baby that was in your belly. It's like the Ruby who just, like, sits like, hey, guys, what's going on?

B (11:53)

Yeah, it's so true. Like, he just wants a seat at the table.

A (11:57)

That's why you're excited for high chairs. And he is, too.

B (12:01)

I'm so excited for high chairs. Did I say that? That was, like, a milestone I'm looking.

A (12:04)

Forward to on Patreon was a question. Yeah.

B (12:06)

And that's what you said because, like, I just want him to join us, like, up here. He's always vertical.

A (12:13)

Yeah. He'll love it.

B (12:15)

Huge news. I'm seeing the Downton Abbey movie this weekend. I cannot wait. I've got my tickets. Like, I've had them for two weeks. I'm so prepared. And it wasn't, like, competitive. The theater was completely empty.

A (12:25)

That's worrisome.

B (12:26)

It is for the.

A (12:27)

For the state of great cinema.

B (12:29)

Correct. Having said that, I know the DAQ will show up when it matters. That's the Downton Abbey community.

A (12:39)

Yeah. It's a strong but mighty. It is strong and mighty.

B (12:45)

And the stories are.

A (12:46)

The stories are good. We're going to wrap up some things from the week. Put a bow on it.

B (12:51)

We need.

A (12:52)

Which is also the best way to put a bow on your week.

B (12:55)

I had a hard time coming up with Queenie and Weenie this week. Of course, I had three weenies in rotation, but I didn't really like any of them that much. It's like, what, we're going to make Kendra Lakari the weenie. Like, what she did was a federal offense, not a, you know, a weenie offense.

A (13:07)

And she did it like three years ago. Like, I would sooner make Netflix the weenie for giving her the edit they did.

B (13:12)

So true.

A (13:13)

You know, that was recent.

B (13:14)

Yeah.

A (13:16)

What else did I watch? I feel like I've been watching something. What was I watching?

B (13:21)

Oh, and then another contender for. Actually, no. You know, I'm just gonna. I'm gonna save it.

A (13:25)

Oh, I know what you're gonna say.

B (13:26)

I have a personal anecdote I'd like to share during Queenie and we. Not to be a tease, but stay tuned.

A (13:30)

Oh, I thought you were gonna say something else. So I don't know what you're gonna say.

B (13:34)

Well, I might be saying that, but you just so you'll have to wait till Queenie and meeting.

A (13:38)

Wait. Can I just text you and guess? Because now I'm like, am I so off or am I so on? I just don't want to spoil it. Nothing that I wouldn't say live.

B (13:45)

Okay.

A (13:51)

Is that it?

B (13:52)

No.

A (13:53)

Okay, I'll tell you guys at the end of the show. Stay tuned for more.

B (13:58)

Actually, let me think. Hold on.

A (14:02)

Is that what you were? That's not even what's running through your head. Was.

B (14:07)

Wasn't. But now I kind of want it to be.

A (14:10)

Okay, let's see where the show takes us, Koji.

B (14:13)

Okay.

A (14:13)

Okay.

B (14:14)

And speaking of the show, speaking of.

A (14:15)

The show, without further ado that do about things that are going to happen in the show. Here are the fast side stories that you do need to know.

B (14:22)

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A (14:44)

Spiral. Spiral season.

B (14:46)

Spiral season. Like literally me sending pictures of like dirty diapers to chat gbt. Like, that's how low I went. Like, that's how far I fell. And I think people have so many questions when it comes to what to feed your babies. Right? Like, that's so hard. Especially when it Comes to formula. And I like that By Heart just approaches this with, like, what, doing all the work? We're answering all the questions. By heart is the formula that answers. So we could stop those. Even though nothing's going to stop those midnight spirals, but they can help trim them down.

A (15:10)

Yeah. And there's a lot of things that you're going to worry about as a mom and a new mom, but, like, knocking one thing off, whether it's formula is a huge one.

B (15:19)

Yeah. And I feel like in the middle of the night when, like, no one's awake, you can't, like, call the doctor. And you feel, you feel like crazy too. Right? Like, when I thought Ruby was blind, I'm like, well, I'm crazy, but I actually think, like, maybe I'm onto something. You really can, like, trick your brain into being like, no, no, this is really happening. This is reality. It's actually, like a really scary mental time. So I really appreciate that By Heart, like, put so much thought and energy and care and, like, studies into their product. I'm making it the formula that answers, you know, so they understand the questioning, especially when it comes to feeding your baby. That's why they make one infant formula that cuts through the clutter. It's made by pediatricians and parents just like you, and it's backed by groundbreaking clinical trials and breast milk science. It's built for babies, brains, bellies and beyond. So, of course, By Heart can't end every spiral. And, like, truly nothing can. And I just think it's also, it's kind of like a hazing. Like, you have to go through that crazy time to get to the other side of, like, the newborn era.

A (16:11)

Yeah. And there's always going to be things that will come up, you know, but like, when you're worried about, like, what they're eating and, and how they're eating, like, that's just like, I would say, one of the biggest ones that, like, if you can get peace of mind in that category, everything else feels a little more manageable.

B (16:27)

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A (18:15)

Thank you.

B (18:16)

You're welcome.

A (18:17)

Our first story, we're getting a little information about why Nina Dobrev and Sean White reportedly broke up.

B (18:24)

Yeah, she was making crazy tick tocks like nobody thought much of. And now like in hindsight, we know.

A (18:28)

Well, I've seen some of the tick tocks I couldn't understand like what she was trying to tell us through them. But sources are now coming out sharing that they split that because they weren't on the same page anymore. So actually I had this all wrong. According to this insider who told the Daily Mail that it wasn't surprising that they broke up because they've been moving in different directions for a while. They reportedly had different priorities. He wanted to start a family while she was focused on her career. I would have thought it was the opposite. Like that he was off running around and like she was like, hey, come home. But no, it was the opposite. So the source said Sean is Retired and has had his last Olympics. He was very ready for marriage and kids and all that comes from that. He, Nina was on board but also very interested in seeing where her acting career was going to go, as that wasn't is very important to her. Well, she got the role of a lifetime and it happened one summer. So. Yeah. Piper's not pregnant.

B (19:20)

I feel like we're seeing this more where it's like flipping that stereotype on its head where it used to be like you'd have to shove the man down the aisle and like, you know, poke holes in condoms like just to get them to settle down. And now it's like really flipped on its head where I feel like we're talking a lot more at least with like public figure breakups.

A (19:36)

Well, it's very patient. Craig is how I feel where the.

B (19:39)

What where the man is the one who wants the more traditional settling down and he's kind of like bringing the woman down whilst doing that.

A (19:48)

Yeah. Because it really is on the woman to like make a lot of the at least sacrifices to get started to make a lot of the life changes. But he's 39 and she's 36, so. Yeah. It is that sort of time when it's like, if it's not going to happen now.

B (20:01)

Yeah. Then. And I want it 39 or he's 39.

A (20:05)

He's 39.

B (20:06)

Got it.

A (20:06)

And she's 36 and I. If I want it now and it's not happening now and you don't see it happening soon, well, then like this is my life, you know.

B (20:13)

Yeah.

A (20:14)

I think people get like really. I mean they don't get. And not for no reason, but I think they. It get really existential about that. You know, he's almost 40 and he's like, I'm not a dad.

B (20:22)

I don't know if this is what.

A (20:23)

Happened here, but I think that happens a lot.

B (20:26)

Yeah. 40 for men is like a midlife crisis type of time.

A (20:29)

And I think if you haven't had.

B (20:31)

It's like if you haven't had the baby thing yet, like that's when you start to have like your crash out. And if you had had the babies, that's when you like have an affair and get a red car.

A (20:38)

Yeah. And I think most men who want. Who always intended to be fathers, like expected that they would be fathers by 40. That's like the number.

B (20:46)

Yeah. And I feel like for women when it's the opposite, you have that with 30, it's like 30 is this huge. Oh my God, if I don't have kids, because, like, I don't know. There's so much pressure on turning 30 as a woman. And I guess that's what it is for a man when they turn 40.

A (20:58)

Yeah. But for women, it's. It is more biological. But for men too, like, they don't want to be old dads and old sperm and blah, blah, blah. Like, they have their things to worry about. For women, it's like much more tick tock, tick, tock.

B (21:10)

Right.

A (21:11)

It's terrible.

B (21:12)

And I do feel like, not to be delusional, I feel like her casting in the summer I turned pretty, like, the summer I turned pretty, the summer.

A (21:19)

It happened, I charged in the charging station with a big fisherman.

B (21:23)

The summer the fisherman put his finger up my butt.

A (21:25)

Like, it happened one summer.

B (21:29)

I feel like that kind of relationship. Yeah, there's like a butt finger. I remember you told me you were like, something crazy.

A (21:35)

No, it does. It does sound vaguely familiar, but it's crazy. But it didn't, like, leave a lasting impression. Like the charging station.

B (21:41)

Oh, yeah. We both took, like, different things also to say I do feel like it kind of ruined their relationship because again, she wants to focus on her career now. Like, she really is not like a crazy busy working actress. And it's. I feel like acting is a type of job where it's like you can take a bunch of time off, have a baby, and then pick right back up. Right. And so.

A (22:06)

But this, if they are just about to start filming, like you said, they haven't had their table read. We need a year. Then she wants to do the press tour. Not dying to do that. Pregnant. Like, it puts a couple of years. And so I think, like, maybe this book. Who would have known when we read it and we loved it, that it.

B (22:22)

Would go in Shaun White and Nina Dobre relationship because for the last couple of years, like she was in one Netflix movie, she's really not like a very busy working actor. So that probably would have been the time. And like, now they're having the conversations, but it's like at the worst time because she just got this huge role.

A (22:38)

Just want to say it's never a good time, you know, it's so true.

B (22:41)

But if we are going to blame someone, we are blaming Tessa Bailey.

A (22:44)

Yeah, well, blame the casting director because we didn't even think that this was.

B (22:49)

Like, a good casting.

A (22:51)

Right.

B (22:51)

Like, right.

A (22:53)

Someone else.

B (22:54)

Right. And then they could have been happy. Maybe she just. But also, it could have been the role. But it also could have just been like, she didn't want to have kids with him, but. But, like, if you're in a relationship for that long, you get engaged. You are on the same page.

A (23:07)

Yeah, But I just feel, you know, sometimes it's like, mil, if I. If I wanted to, I would, and I don't want to. So maybe. And I don't. I don't. So maybe I don't want to.

B (23:17)

You know, honestly, it's very. Craig. Craig and page.

A (23:19)

Yeah. And I agree with you. This is something that we're seeing more.

B (23:22)

And more of trendy.

A (23:24)

Hashtag women's lib oration.

B (23:26)

Hashtag free the nip. I just want to say I stand with the free the nip.

A (23:32)

You do.

B (23:33)

Conglomerate now as a breastfeeding mama. And let me say, my biggest hater is Ben. I, like, refuse to be inconvenienced. Like, oh, we're out to dinner, and Ruby needs to eat. Open up. Like, I refuse to be. Because I see all these tiktoks being like, motherhood is, you know, nursing in the other room while everybody's started eating without you. Not me, bitch. I'm right at the front of the table, and I got my titty out. I refuse to be sidelined. And whenever, like, me and Ben, like, when we go golfing, well, he goes golfing. I'm like, I just come for lunch, and it's always around the time we, like, make the drive, whatever. It's whenever we get there, ready to eat, it's always the time for Ruby to eat. He was like, oh, you can go to the women's locker room. I'm like, you could go to the women's locker room.

A (24:19)

So have you really nursed at a restaurant?

B (24:22)

Yeah.

A (24:22)

Without a cover? You use a cover. You like your cover.

B (24:27)

I have used the COVID You've obviously been there for it. Sometimes I don't have the COVID and I just lift up my shirt. I don't have my whole titty out. Like, it's really not a big deal.

A (24:34)

I just get it. Saw you do it in a manner that's like, you're one of those, like.

B (24:39)

It'S hard to get the titty in without being seen.

A (24:42)

Yeah.

B (24:43)

Once the titties in, we're good.

A (24:45)

Yeah. Yeah. Free the net.

B (24:48)

I refuse to be, like, isolated. I think that also really hurts the mental health of. Of nursing mamas when, like, you miss out on everything because you're downstairs or in the bathroom. Like, and then it also, I think, cuts short a lot of women's breastfeeding journeys because they're Giving up so much.

A (25:04)

Enjoying it.

B (25:05)

I'll be breastfeeding till Ruby's five, and I'll be doing in the middle of a restaurant. Aaron, I understand his mother more than ever.

A (25:15)

Also, I want to know what. What'd you make of the tick tocks? Can you explain them to us that Nina Dobrev had been making? Do they point to this theory?

B (25:23)

No. It's like Men ain't. It was giving. Like he wouldn't, you know, really commit.

A (25:29)

Interesting. But he. It could be Men ain't because he wouldn't wait for you to film your movie.

B (25:35)

Right. Let me play you the. The sounds that she was using, and we can dissect them if that's something you want to do.

A (25:41)

It's something I'm interested in. I will say it's not my strong suit because I feel like you need to watch. Like, you need to know the context on Tik Tok. But I'll let you know what comes to mind.

B (25:51)

Oh, there was one that she deleted. Okay. How do you sleep at night knowing people don't like you with no underwear.

A (25:59)

In case they want to kiss my ass.

B (26:01)

What's your advice for women trying to fix their man? Listen, Bob the builder, he's got 10 other women trying to fix them too, and you all look like a damn construction crew. Oh, that's giving. Cheating.

A (26:11)

It is. Play more. Oh, God.

B (26:15)

Well, that's actually the only one. I saw a different one, but these are from August. I need to know when they broke up.

A (26:20)

I think they probably broke up like, a couple weeks ago. And I just want to say I feel like if he cheated. Yeah, this source, I. This source feels like Sean's camp a little bit, you know? And I feel like if he cheated, they would not, like, go out there with, like, some lies because she's gonna come back swinging.

B (26:38)

Right? Okay. She used this song. Move on to the next. The only ex I want is extra money. No extra stress, no extra worries if I don't give it up.

A (26:52)

Okay, so she wants, like, the money over the ex. So she took the job of It Happened One Summer.

B (27:01)

I think that we can really point to that as being.

A (27:05)

And when she posted that, no one was like, no, you're engaged.

B (27:09)

Cuz that's the thing. Like, everyone just thinks, like, they're so good. She's just using a TikTok sound. They were so not anyone.

A (27:13)

We thought us for weeks. They had to, like, put out a stage statement because, no, you guys aren't listening. That's frustrating for sure. I'm sure we'll hear more. Especially now that this has been, like, released. If it's not true, some will come to correct it.

B (27:28)

Yeah.

A (27:29)

And, you know, eventually time will tell. If he settles down with the next girl and has kids quickly, then, yeah, this is what that was.

B (27:35)

Joe Manganiello.

A (27:36)

You know, if it happened when Summer gets a sequel, this is what that was.

B (27:40)

Well, it happened when Summer does have a sequel. It's the A book about the sister. It's called Hook, Line and Sicker.

A (27:46)

I didn't read it.

B (27:47)

Sinker.

A (27:48)

I didn't read it.

B (27:50)

Oh, I did.

A (27:51)

Are you ready for our next story?

B (27:53)

Yes.

A (27:54)

Some more couple news. I'm curious to hear your thoughts because Harry Styles and Zoe Kravitz were spotted jetting out of New York City together. Commercial at Newark Airport, followed by like a fan, an annoying fan, them with questions.

B (28:09)

I saw two. So the video was from one annoying fan being like, Harry, do you think you and the bros will be together for one's. I don't even know where this person was from, so I'm just making it back one direction. And then he caught like a. He was getting his own moment, this fan. And then he caught like, another fan being like, Harry, can I please take a picture? Harry, you want to be nice to your fans. Even though this was in New York, so I don't know why everyone's British.

A (28:33)

Well, he's asking about One Direction. This guy's like, peppering Harry with questions. Zoe's walking behind him. It's like, very tense and uncomfortable and, like, honestly, the sort of thing that could a budding relationship. Because it's like, Zoe, if I'm Zoe, I'm like, where's my plane? Like, why? Not only that, why am I walking through TSA with the laypeople if I'm.

B (28:52)

Zoe and you're making me walk through TSA with the lay people. Yes. But also, like, you're walking ahead of me and really not being, like, protective boyfriend.

A (29:02)

Well, he was carrying her things.

B (29:05)

I don't care. Like, he was walking ahead of her in his handbag.

A (29:09)

But I don't know with him, it's.

B (29:11)

Actually true, but I don't know, it wasn't giving, like, protective, masculine energy. And I'm toxic like that.

A (29:18)

Like, I know, but I feel like sometimes when you're just trying to move quickly, like, it's like, agreed upon, like, heads down going forward. Like, if this isn't about, like, I'm gonna keep my arm around you.

B (29:26)

Like, we're giving, like, those videos people love to post of Like Haley and Justin, where he, like, closed the door on her by accident or, like, walks ahead of her on the skateboard in Times Square. It's just not giving, like, big, big papa energy.

A (29:40)

Yeah. I just want to say, like, if they are never seen together again after this, like, it's because the ick. It's like, this is something that could give a girl the ick.

B (29:49)

Is Harry, like, a climate king?

A (29:51)

I don't know. But you know what? I was also thinking about him. Like, at one point, he was making. No one was making bigger songs than him. Like, the biggest pop star in the world. And, like, it's crazy how you can't take a year off because now I'm like, retired old man, get back to work.

B (30:05)

Like, oh, that's funny. I feel like that's too much of a generalization. Like, because I think that about Shawn Mendez. Like, Shamanda was the biggest pop star in the world. He took time off. And it's like, who.

A (30:14)

I think that about Camila Cabello.

B (30:16)

Yes. But I think you get to a certain level where you can take time off and it doesn't affect you. And I think Harry's at that level.

A (30:21)

I don't think so, because I'm like, he can't afford a jet. He's not working.

B (30:25)

Oh, he can afford a jet. Yes. No, I don't agree with you. Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello both, like, decided to take time off for their mental health, and it ruined their careers. Like, it's crazy how that works. It's sad. And I think that's why people get stuck in this, like, hamster wheel of tour album. Tour album. Because you do get forgotten about until a certain point where it's like.

A (30:43)

Beyonce, Lady Gaga.

B (30:45)

Like, you take time off and they're like, LG6. LG6. LG6. There's no SM3. Like, no one cares about John Mendez now. It's crazy.

A (30:52)

I feel like Harry is taking a little too much time off. Like, and when you're not that he's new, but, like, his solo career is relatively new. I think it was. He had, like, one or two solo albums. So it's like, that's when you get. Get no time off and, like, you burn out.

B (31:04)

Have to build to that level.

A (31:05)

You're a young person, and then eventually you get. So I just feel like he's slipping. And it's sad to say.

B (31:11)

I don't agree.

A (31:12)

Slipping.

B (31:14)

But it might be time to get back to work. Like, I think we're. I think we're approaching that, But I don't think it's had an effect yet.

A (31:21)

Okay, so if he can afford a jet and he didn't get her one, like, I'm sorry if I'm her. No.

B (31:28)

And if I'm Benson Boone, like, I'm paying a witch on Etsy to put a curse on Harry Styles. You know, like, keep. Keep staying out of. Staying out of the limelight. Keep letting me be sort of like a. Like a caricature of Harry Styles.

A (31:42)

It's working for me.

B (31:44)

It's working for Benson.

A (31:46)

Yeah. Benson.

B (31:49)

Benson.

A (31:51)

I love him.

B (31:53)

I know you do.

A (31:53)

Actually, I don't know him at all. I like his music a lot. I. I actually don't know, like, one thing that he stands for. But you know what? I love that too.

B (32:00)

Me too. How about it's giving. How about shut up and say, you.

A (32:03)

Know, just put out music? I don't want to know about you.

B (32:06)

I do feel like we know a little too much about some of our favorite celebrities.

A (32:11)

Yeah, agreed. So Zoe and Harry, this. I mean, this is giving, like, real relationship, like, you know, running through the airport together. But I don't know, it's icky.

B (32:22)

Yeah. I found the whole thing really icky. As somebody who finds Harry, like, really, like, attractive.

A (32:26)

Yeah, I agree. Like, he couldn't.

B (32:28)

When he, like, kind of put his arm up in the camera of the guy, I was just like, he couldn't handle his business. Yeah. He also seemed really flustered.

A (32:38)

He did.

B (32:39)

And I have sympathy because it's a really stressful. Yeah, like, it's a really stressful situation. I've never. Obviously never experienced it, but, like, I imagine it's really unenjoyable. Like, I don't blame him at all, but, like, I don't know, I just feel like we're not supposed to see the side of Harry. It's like. It's like seeing a teacher out of school, like, go back.

A (32:53)

Yeah, I agree. I agree. Are you ready for our next story? A little more relation news, because Liam Hemsworth is engaged. His fiance, Gabriella Brooks, confirmed engagement with a massive diamond ring. These two have been dating for a long time, and now they're engaged. He's going to give marriage another go.

B (33:15)

Yeah. That's great. He. Based on what we know from, like, the hate songs Miley wrote about him, he wanted, like, just a girl again. It's kind of to behave. Yeah. But like, someone just to settle down, quiet life with. He definitely, like, I know he's technically famous. Does he work?

A (33:33)

I don't know. He scares me for sure. You know, he.

B (33:36)

He's just not about this life.

A (33:38)

Yeah. Because it wasn't just the time he told her to, like, stop sticking her tongue out on the red carpet. Like.

B (33:42)

Yeah, that video has made the rounds. It's actually a crazy video.

A (33:46)

It is, but there's, like, other stuff too. Like he was cheating on her. Right. Because she filmed at the house.

B (33:51)

Right. Right. They say with Jennifer Lawrence. Although Jennifer Lawrence went on Watch Happens Live and said, please leave me out of this. I have nothing to do with it. And I believe her.

A (33:58)

Yeah. I just feel like Miley gave, like, him like 10 of the greatest years of her life and, like, he was just so unworthy and like, what did he do to her? Because she was, like, so ready to love him forever.

B (34:06)

It's so true.

A (34:08)

So.

B (34:09)

And it was like, it was like her real, like, first big love, right?

A (34:12)

Yeah. No, but she kept choosing him and he was not worthy. Maybe he's grown up since.

B (34:22)

Yeah. It's Gabriella Brooks's problem now, not mine.

A (34:25)

Yeah. They're a lovely looking couple. They've been together a while. Like, this has been his lady for a while, so I'm. I'm rooting for them.

B (34:32)

They also say that he cheated on Miley with Aza Gonzalez. Remember that?

A (34:36)

Yeah. But that's not how I remember it, though I vaguely remember it. They broke up a lot, Miley and Liam. Right.

B (34:42)

So I thought that Aza was just.

A (34:43)

Like one of the girls that he.

B (34:45)

While they were not together.

A (34:46)

Yeah. And people always wanted to know who he was, like, spotted out with because.

B (34:50)

He'S like, Miley's ex, of course, Colby from Dynasty.

A (34:55)

Our girl Madison.

B (34:56)

Madison.

A (34:57)

Yeah. Yeah. Now he's loved up, well muzzle.

B (35:04)

I think that it's really interesting how he was like, really famous at a big movie star for so long, so much so that like, he had a brother, Chris, and we were like, yeah, whatever. And now, like, Chris is the biggest movie star in the world. And I don't think Liam has acted in 10 years.

A (35:16)

No, I know. It's really crazy because he's not any less choice.

B (35:21)

No, I think it's by choice, honestly. I feel like he did not like. And he got really famous with Miley.

A (35:27)

I feel like he did not like Hunger Games.

B (35:29)

Right. And don't forget, when the waves are blood in the shore and I can't find my way home anymore. Honestly, I have, like a little bit of a cold sticky. That sounded really good.

A (35:45)

Yeah.

B (35:45)

And Miley has like that sort of smoker scoff. Like, that's When I like rasp. Ah, look at you. So good. You could never. Honestly never. One of my biggest regrets. I know I have a list of regrets that we always joke about that, like, I mentioned all the time. But what's not on that list is that my freshman year of college, I was planning on auditioning for X Factor.

A (36:08)

I need to get the list out, by the way.

B (36:09)

I think you do. I haven't gone over this list in a while.

A (36:11)

Okay, let's go.

B (36:13)

So this tells us here. This list came from the fact, like, I had a couple of regrets, that it was like, it's important. People always ask you, like, what's your biggest regret? And, like, nobody has the answer, like, offhand. And I was like, jackie, we need to write down, because I have a couple of regrets. I know that not getting in the police car.

A (36:29)

Hysterical.

B (36:29)

Yeah. Not getting in the police car is one of my biggest regrets. I can't really get into that story, but basically, I witnessed a bank robbery, and the police showed up, and they were like, can you help us, like, get in the car? We need to find the guy. Because I remember exactly what he looked like. And I was like, yeah, sure. And Ben grabbed me. He was like, what are you doing? I'm like, I'm getting in the police car. What are you doing? And he was like, you can't. I was like, oh, okay. And then I was like, why did I listen to this idiot? Control of my life. Controlling. What was the other one?

A (36:52)

There are so many, and they're so funny.

B (36:55)

Okay.

A (36:55)

The Yeezus jacket.

B (36:59)

But honestly, like, I don't regret that anymore.

A (37:01)

Yeah.

B (37:01)

Because that was, like, just. It was an accident, and I didn't know. I was like, literally. This was, like, three apartments ago. So, like, actually, two apartments ago, I bought this piece of merch from. I thought it was, like, Kanye's. This is before Kanye went crazy. I thought it was, like, kanye.com, but it must have been, like, some Chinese, like, drop shipping company. And I bought, like, the fake. He was making those bomber jackets.

A (37:23)

Yeah.

B (37:24)

And the one that I bought had, like, a Confederate flag on the sleeve.

A (37:27)

No, his did, too.

B (37:28)

Oh, okay. So. But I bought a fake.

A (37:30)

Yours just happened to be fake.

B (37:32)

An extra bonus to the story. And I wore it, like, once or twice, and nobody said anything to me. And then I posted, like, a picture in my closet, and you could see it in the background, and people were like, oh, my God, she's a Confederate worshiper. I'm like, it's merch. I threw it out immediately.

A (37:49)

And.

B (37:49)

Oh, and by the way, at the time, I had no idea what the confederate flag was.

A (37:53)

Right.

B (37:53)

And now, you know, obviously, now I know it's bad. I threw it out immediately. And so that's on the list of regrets. But honestly, like, I don't regret it.

A (38:00)

You tell me you did something knowingly, and then, yeah, it was an accident. Agreed. So here are your other regrets, if you want to know. I do not going to the life of Pablo concert.

B (38:11)

My. My regrets are extremely Kanye coded.

A (38:17)

And then.

B (38:18)

And you know what? That is a regret because I.

A (38:20)

Obviously you were close to going and, like, you were thinking about it.

B (38:23)

I loved that album so much, and I was like, ben, can you get tickets? He was like, yeah, sure. And then I'm laying in bed one night. Ben had no idea. He totally dropped the ball. Jackie's at the concert. I'm like, what the hell?

A (38:32)

Yeah.

B (38:32)

And then that's not a regret really so much anymore. But.

A (38:35)

But it's there it is funny.

B (38:36)

That's funny.

A (38:37)

Keep them on the list. And remember, not going to red Taylor Swift concert.

B (38:41)

That is a huge regret of mine.

A (38:43)

Yeah. Starting the morning toast. Facebook group.

B (38:48)

Biggest regret of my life. Those crazy.

A (38:52)

This is a good one. Not going to the shorty Awards.

B (38:55)

Oh, that one gives me a pit. That's a huge regret. I won. And Shay Mitchell was like, Claudia Atre and I had RCPDs, and I literally, like, forgot it was that day. And I slept through it, and my phone was blowing up when I woke up, and they were like, Shay Mitchell was on stage of this, like, televised event, being like, Claudia, and I wasn't there. Everyone's looking around like, oh, my God. Such a deadbeat content creator. I could die.

A (39:13)

Oh, my God. And then.

B (39:14)

These are funny.

A (39:15)

These are funny. And then Chris Appleton on the toes.

B (39:17)

Oh, like, huge regret. Looking like a rat.

A (39:20)

And we looked like shite.

B (39:21)

So what did I say was my biggest regret that I wanted to add? We were talking about Miley Liam.

A (39:32)

Oh, X Factor.

B (39:34)

Yeah. So my freshman year of college, I was planning on trying out for X Factor because I was. I talked about this last week. I was really impacted as a young woman by the American seasons of X Factor, specifically Camila Cabello's rise to fame. And I was taking voice lessons because I got, like, two extra credits for college. And Ben and I were like. We were going. And then something happened where Ben was like, I actually can't drive you that day, so, like, you're. Someone else will have to take you. And I was like, okay. So I guess I just Won't go.

A (40:00)

And.

B (40:01)

And my life could have been very different because I would have won that.

A (40:03)

Yeah, but. Or you, like, wouldn't have it. It would always be, like just something like, oh, she was on the X Factor is. You know what I mean? I think it's better.

B (40:10)

Oh, yeah. I was just singing. I sounded really good. I said you could never. One of my biggest regrets is not being a famous singer. And my route to getting there was gonna be X factor us. And then the show ended, like, the year after that because it wasn't successful.

A (40:21)

But it's like, even if Carly Roseanne Claire couldn't become a famous singer after winning X factor, like, no offense to you, it wasn't going to make you a famous singer.

B (40:29)

Offense taken.

A (40:30)

But no, the offense is towards X factor us for not making bigger stars.

B (40:35)

Yeah. That's Simon Cowell.

A (40:36)

That's what the target is.

B (40:38)

I'm cracking up at the list of regrets. It's so funny.

A (40:40)

So funny. We gotta keep it, like. So it's important to write them down because they.

B (40:44)

Yeah. When you remember them.

A (40:45)

Yeah. Are you ready for our fourth story? Yeah, I don't think you are.

B (40:51)

Really?

A (40:52)

I don't think you are.

B (40:53)

We have, like, Queenie and love thigh. I feel like I'm ready.

A (40:55)

This is gonna be love thigh. Oh, I could switch.

B (40:59)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, switch. I said switch.

A (41:02)

Okay. Our next story is actually really funny because Nate bargainsy, who is hosting the 2025 Emmys, says that he will be taking $1,000 from a charitable. Charitable donation for every long speech.

B (41:17)

So that's funny.

A (41:18)

Nate Bargaiti has revealed his plan to ensure Emmy winners keep their speeches on the shorter side. And there's a financial stake. A $100,000 donation to the boys and girls club.

B (41:26)

Oh, you said a thousand.

A (41:27)

No. So he's going to donate $100,000 to the boys and girls club.

B (41:31)

Wow.

A (41:32)

For every long speech, he will deduct $1,000 from that donation.

B (41:39)

That is fudgeing funny, honestly.

A (41:41)

Yeah. So anyone who goes over for the sake of their own ego stroking is taking money from the children.

B (41:51)

And I just want to say I love this, but it's funny, it's effective. And he could have chosen a lot of organizations. And I feel like so many organizations, especially recently, like, they've been disgraced. Right. Like, even we were just talking about fire aid. Like, none of that money went to the victims of the Palisades. It's terrible. And please don't tell me, because I feel like the boys and girls club of America is Like our last great organization. I think they do, like, amazing work and they help so many people. And as far as I know, they haven't been disgraced with, like, a big scandal.

A (42:17)

I haven't heard anything.

B (42:18)

And I drive all over the city. I see their facilities, right? Like, they have, like, big after school facilities where they do extracurriculars and sports and music. And it's wonderful. Like, he couldn't have chosen a better organization, honestly.

A (42:29)

So, like, people are gonna. If you go over and you're taking money from them, like, you're. We don't care what you have to say. Like, you're the villain of this story. Also, where it's more than that. For every second they go over, it's a thousand dollars.

B (42:42)

I. I also think there are a lot of people.

A (42:44)

If you go under, we will put a thousand dollars back on so you can give back.

B (42:49)

Okay, so we're hearing about this, but how did the people who can actually. Who are in the audience, like, are they listening to Nate Barghesi's podcast? Like, how do they know?

A (42:56)

So he said this on Jimmy Kill the Live? Probably not.

B (42:59)

Okay.

A (42:59)

I'm sure he'll start the show with it. Like, this is the. And that's like. Also, it's already a funny show. I'm laughing.

B (43:05)

No, it's already funny.

A (43:06)

Yeah.

B (43:07)

I love this. And I think there are actually a lot of people in the arts who, like, got to where they are because of the Boys and Girls Club of America. Like, they really encourage extracurriculars, like getting into the arts. So there are probably a lot of people who have benefited from the organization in the crowd.

A (43:21)

Yeah. He said for more incentive, he plans to have kids from the charity in the room, look them in the eye.

B (43:29)

As you taking money out of their pockets just so you could, like, thank your agent.

A (43:33)

He said they're gonna come out and you gotta look them in the face. It's real. That's why we did the add on. Because I thought everybody would think it was a joke if we just took away. I swear I'm putting the money up. Yeah. If it. Because people could actually, he could wind up donating more if everybody was just like, thank you. Have a good night.

B (43:50)

Partialish. And by the way, they don't give you no time. They give you 30 to 45 seconds. Like that is sufficient.

A (43:55)

But if you go under, you give more money. You get it, take it and give it. Brilliant.

B (44:02)

It's funny. I love this. And I don't really know a lot about Nate, but I get See, So, like, this is my first intro into what will be my first viewing of something he's done. And I'm loving it. I'm optimistic.

A (44:18)

I agree. Especially because, like, the people who go over are usually trying to, like, do good in their own.

B (44:23)

In the most annoying, condescending way.

A (44:24)

Right. But it's like, oh, you actually.

B (44:25)

What?

A (44:26)

If you want to actually do good, do good.

B (44:28)

Also, speaking of McDonald's, I lowkey had a McFlurry last night.

A (44:31)

Oh, my gosh. Like, what was the occasion?

B (44:34)

Ben went out to dinner. I'm like, bring me back a sweet treat. He went to, like, one of those, like, fancy steakhouses in midtown that have, like, butter. I forget which one he went to. Yeah, it's like a Morton's type of capital steakhouse. So I'm like, bring me back, like, a chocolate cake, something. Yeah. And he comes back with a McFlurry. I'm like, what is this? He's like, they wouldn't let me do take out of dessert. Isn't that weird? I think he, like, yeah, that's it. He was like, no, I swear I asked. I'm like, that's really weird. He's like, so I just, like, picked this up on the way home. I was like, you know what? This is better.

A (45:02)

It works.

B (45:03)

Yeah. One man's trash is a Turdy's trash.

A (45:06)

I'm officially in the window of, like, can't have sweet treats before bed anymore because I'll wake up choking. Yeah. Like, it's dinner and then done.

B (45:13)

Oh, my God. That's the worst part of pregnancy, being so hungry but so sensitive to acid reflux in the night. So after dinner, and you have to have, like, a really bland dinner.

A (45:22)

Yeah. Not like tacos.

B (45:23)

It's over for tacos.

A (45:25)

Naughty dinner. Too late. Like, that's.

B (45:26)

I forgot about that.

A (45:28)

Yeah. It happened a bit later than I expected. It is kind of late because, like, in the. Over the summer, like, we were snacking a lot before bed, and, like, I was mostly. Actually, I was. I was getting woken up a little bit. But anyways, it's okay.

B (45:40)

I know you guys are gonna say just, like. Just have the tree. Like, you'll suffer, but it'll be fine. It's not worth it. No, I'm not going in that lake.

A (45:48)

It's too big and scary.

B (45:51)

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A (46:21)

The containment of the specimen.

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A (48:26)

Like happy. What are my chickens eating? Where are they living?

B (48:30)

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A (48:55)

That's too sweet.

B (48:57)

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A (51:49)

Thank you, Tor.

B (51:51)

You're welcome.

A (51:53)

Our fifth and final story, a little Nader news. Brooks Nader was dating both Carlos Alcaraz and Jannik Sinner during the US Open report.

B (52:03)

Clearing up some of our confusion yesterday because we heard Yannick, then they reported Alcaraz and now it's like, oh no, it's both.

A (52:09)

It was both at the time reports Page six that she was romantically playing doubles with both men's finalists at the 2025 US Open she. It's now said that she's dating Carlos. I think she, like, probably made a choice after he won the. The championship and was like, okay, I'll go with him. But I think during.

B (52:29)

Damn. Rough night for center.

A (52:31)

Yeah. During the competition, like, she was courting both of them. I wonder if they knew about each other.

B (52:36)

That's really crazy. I just want to say, like, this is a slay. Like this. You know how we hear stories like, you know, back in the day, Sophia Loren, like.

A (52:46)

No, like jfk, Marilyn Monroe.

B (52:48)

Yeah. Seriously. This is such a sleigh. It's so funny. And I feel like now that I know her a little bit better, I might have had a different take on this headline before I watched her show. But, like, she's really just like a silly, goofy kind of girl and it's like, not that serious. Right? Yeah, I really. I think this is so funny.

A (53:08)

No, and like, she's single and so she's gonna be like, dating people. It's just like, crazy that they happen to be competing against one another, but to her it's just like two guys that she's dating.

B (53:19)

Yeah. And the show is so interesting. I'm obsessed with the apartment. Like, to me, the apartment is.

A (53:25)

Don't you need to understand more about the apartment, layout wise?

B (53:28)

I said upstairs, downstairs. So, like, Brooks room is downstairs. I just like how many bedrooms.

A (53:32)

I feel like the other sisters are sharing because they don't even show.

B (53:34)

They must.

A (53:34)

The other bedrooms. How long is the lease? Like, is it just to film this show?

B (53:39)

I feel like it is.

A (53:40)

Yeah.

B (53:41)

So because they all moved in in the beginning.

A (53:44)

Right. And they all like. But they were all living in New York before, but then they're also saying, like, now we're in New York together, but it's like, have you been in New York? I just. I feel a little bit of confusion on some of the logistics, but I.

B (53:54)

Just feel like they can't really say, like, they got a show and the show's premise was them all living together. So they moved in together for the show, sort of.

A (53:59)

But they do, like, keep it real on the show. Like, next week's or not next week. The next episode I have coming up is at the Hulu upfronts because Gleb is going to be there. So they're like, talking about the show.

B (54:09)

I love that. Yeah, it's very meta. So I watched the first two episodes and I feel like what it was sold as as like the sister show. And maybe it gets more about the other sisters later on. Honestly, I Hope not. What it was sold as. Like, I get why they did it, because people love, like, Kardashians, right? So they love, like, a sister show. But really the only worthwhile star is Brooks. Like, she's so dynamic. She really can carry an entire show. She's so funny. Like, I really was not expecting her to be so funny, but when she thought Glenn was, like, ghosting her, but then it turns out he left his phone in the cab, and she's, like, so happy that she's not being ghosted. She, like, robe, and she flashes her sister, and she's, like, dancing totally naked. Like, she's just really funny. And I feel like she's really emotional in, you know, positive and negative ways. And she just, like, lays it all out. So she's so happy. It's, like, really kind of manic. Highs and lows.

A (55:04)

Yeah.

B (55:05)

And maybe that was more reflective of the type of relationship it was or that's the type of person that she is. But I just really like her. Like, I find myself finding her just, like, so funny. And to that end, it really. It's just, like, I don't need more than that. It's nice that she has, like, the supportive characters on the show, but I could see that they're positioning the other sisters to have their own. Like, when the Sarah Ann and Grace Anne. Are they both Anne? I don't remember when they went to the modeling agency and they had, like, that fake fight in the street afterwards, I was like, okay, this could have, like, gotten left on the cutting room floor.

A (55:33)

Like, it was so cringe over that test shoot that she did. And the pants.

B (55:38)

So I cut. I turned off the episode in the middle of the test shoot. I didn't get to the pants.

A (55:41)

Oh, my gosh. Because Sarah, like, Grace Ann's taking new photos for her book and, like, really trying to, like, put her best foot forward in the modeling world. And Sarah Ann, like, goes to just.

B (55:49)

Like, be, like, her mentor and, like.

A (55:51)

Grace and is really wearing a horrible outfit. Like, not getting booked. You're not getting booked for anything wearing that outfit. And Sarah Ann, like, it comes in and is like, that's terrible. Like, you can't wear that. You look, like, cheap. And that's really funny. Poses are cheap. Like, and she's right. And it's, like, obviously a harsh thing to say, but, like, that shoe was a complete waste of time in those pants. Do you remember when, like, it was a trend for, like, so short, and it was literally 10 years ago. Leggings that had slits all the way down the side. Oh, that's what she was wearing with like a bra.

B (56:21)

And so there's obviously a weird dynamic because Sarah Ann is younger, but she's having more success in the modeling space because she didn't take time off to go to Florida.

A (56:30)

Yes. But I've also learned in subsequent episodes, Grace Ann went to college and she got her master's. She was pre med. And so they just sort of glazed. So they're like, Sarah Ann and my girl Mary are having a conversation where it's like, actually Grace Ann is a very smart person. She's valedictorian of her class. She was pre med. She was like said to be a doctor. She's not doing that anymore. I have no idea why, but she's actually very dumb. Street wise is what they were saying. They literally talk so much about her and there's this real strain between her and the other sisters because I guess they feel like they want to help her get to where they are because she was like going a different route. Why did she stop going down that route? I don't know. She also has this like, boyfriend in Florida who's like very wealthy. And so they're saying, like, you know, she doesn't really feel like she needs to work because she'll like, just get married. Yeah. Like, fine.

B (57:19)

And I was like living for Mary Bethan until she quit her job. Like, and that fake scene of her walking out of Deutsche bank and not being able to have a cab. Like, I. I think that actually that will work to their detriment because, like, the thing that makes them interesting is like, they have this weird upbringing. And yeah, one of them was pre med, another one works at a woman at Deutsche Bank. That's unheard of. Like, and so now they're all just like becoming influencers.

A (57:42)

Yeah. Which is really predicated on the success of this show because I don't know how much like how much volume of modeling they were doing before the show because even I hadn't like heard, like, I'm sure they were doing some stuff and they were like micro influencers. But the show is going to like make them big stars.

B (57:56)

And I don't think that it is. I think it's making Brooks a big star and people like the show. But it really is just like the Brooke show because I looked last night and the show's been out for a while now, like a week. They have like 40, 50, 60k on Instagram. It's not like blown them up to another level.

A (58:10)

It could take some time. I could see myself eventually, like, following them, you know, But I'm not. I'm not there yet. Plus, I feel like their Instagrams are more so, like, campaigns and less like, their daily lives.

B (58:21)

Yeah.

A (58:21)

And I'm interested in following people's daily lives.

B (58:24)

Yeah. I also think that. And this is where I feel like the show, like, struggles a little bit. It's like, at least in the episodes that I've seen, like, all the other sisters, they just, like, sit around and, like, talk about Brooks, which is, like, not how sisters are.

A (58:35)

Yes.

B (58:35)

Even if one sister's famous, in the.

A (58:37)

Subsequent episodes, they sit around and talk about Grace Anne.

B (58:40)

Oh, dreadful.

A (58:41)

And then also, Grace Ann has a birthday party, her 25th birthday. It's, like, at a bar during the day. Kegs and legs, whatever. And, like, Brooke can't make it because she's at a shoot in the Hampton.

B (58:51)

No, actually, you're really, like, ruining a lot of the show for me. Like, because also with the Gleb stuff, like, you told me all of it yesterday, and I feel like I would have enjoyed. And I enjoyed it. I just feel like I would have enjoyed it more if you didn't ruin it, honestly.

A (59:00)

Oh, okay. Ruin it. I was just, like, trying to watch.

B (59:02)

More over the weekend.

A (59:03)

Never said, like, oh, I'm watching. Stop talking.

B (59:05)

I know. I didn't know Ben was going to go to dinner and leave me to watch, like, something by myself.

A (59:09)

Got it. Okay. Yeah, watch more. I think I watched, like, two or three. They went back to Louisiana for Easter.

B (59:15)

Do you feel like the show is.

A (59:16)

Like, sponsored by AI because she's always using chat GPT.

B (59:21)

I know. And, like, she's using it in a way that's, like, promotional.

A (59:25)

Yeah. I don't think it's sponsored. I just think, like, they are using.

B (59:29)

And I think it's funny how they, like, talk about chat, honestly, very similar to us, but they use it in a way that, like, actually makes AI look bad. Being like, my sister's upset, how can I cheer her up?

A (59:37)

Yeah, girl, you don't.

B (59:38)

You don't know how to do that.

A (59:39)

Put on a playlist. That was a bad. That was about.

B (59:41)

That felt sponsored.

A (59:42)

I just want to say that was a bad moment. Agreed. But not to spoil anything. You're about to watch it, in fact, like. But what? Like, when they're in the car, they're in Miami, and Marybeth is like, you need to text Gleb because he, like, did something, and she has chat. Write the text.

B (59:54)

Oh, that's a good.

A (59:55)

And it Was actually, like, a really good text. Strong.

B (59:58)

When they're at her Hudson Jeans party and Sarah Ann tells a girl in the bathroom, like, a random fan who was so annoying. Did you feel like she was a hired actor because she was so crazy?

A (60:07)

She'd be very embarrassed.

B (60:09)

Yes. And then Sarah Ann tells this crazy lunatic that Gleb cheated on. Like, seriously, that's. They. I'm surprised there wasn't. There should have been, like, a. And that would have been good for the plot. A big fight between Brooks and Sarah. Because that was, like, seriously not okay.

A (60:22)

Yeah.

B (60:22)

Like, are you new here? Like, I know you're new to being famous, but we don't act like that. We don't tell people our crazy super fans are personal business that the world doesn't know yet.

A (60:29)

No, it's crazy. Sarah Ann has a lot of power in the group for being the youngest.

B (60:33)

I was gonna say. What is the order?

A (60:35)

Brooks. Brooks, Mary Holland.

B (60:39)

Interesting. Mary Holland gives older energy.

A (60:41)

Yeah. Brooks. But, like, the thing is, Brooks doesn't really, like, fit into, like, the normal trope of.

B (60:46)

Because she's the most successful in this space that they're all trying to crack into.

A (60:50)

Yeah. And I guess, like, it's not always the oldest. Like, Kim was a right second old. You know what I mean? So it's. So she's not only the most successful, but she's also the oldest. She's like a. Like a maternal. Maternal figure almost. So Brooks, Mary Holland, Grace, and Sarah Ann.

B (61:07)

Okay.

A (61:09)

Yeah. But it doesn't.

B (61:10)

That meeting at the modeling agency was, like, genuine painful.

A (61:13)

You have to watch the photo shoot. You are seriously gonna die. Sarah Ann was spot on, like Grace, and we completely wasted her time taking those pictures.

B (61:19)

I can't figure out who Sarah Ann looks like, but she looks like somebody I know in my personal life.

A (61:22)

Yeah. I just saw a video of her talking, and she was reminding me of someone. But when she talks about in her confessional, she actually reminds me a lot of Kylie in the way that she speaks and, like, her cadence. She's, like, very calming. I. She's in her confessionals. She's, like, very sound of mind and, like, has good takes on everything. She's a really strong character.

B (61:39)

I agree.

A (61:40)

Yeah. And she's, like, very sure of herself. She's so beautiful. I mean, they're all so beautiful that she's gorgeous. Talk about the fact that they're all so stunning, and it's a pleasure to watch.

B (61:49)

Yes. And they really have very strong genes of all of them. I would say. Brooks looks the Least like the others, but I think it's just that she's had like the most stuff done and she looks like a little bit different than her OG self.

A (61:58)

Yeah. And she's blonde right now.

B (62:00)

Yeah. I need her to not be blonde.

A (62:03)

She feels like a brand, a winter.

B (62:05)

I feel like she's had very good work done, but I think that she needs to stop. Like I think she's at the most that she can do before she starts looking worse.

A (62:14)

And I haven't gotten there yet, but I saw headlines. You know, Brooks is on Ozempic Queen. They talk about it on the show. And her sisters. I think it's like a storyline where they're like, you're too skinny. Like stop.

B (62:25)

No, I love that.

A (62:26)

Yeah, love.

B (62:28)

Okay, let's dive into Queenie and Weenie of the week, our final segment of the week. Of our final episode of the week where Jackie and I like to wrap up the week, take a look at the week at a glance, give out two awards. Queenie of the week and Winnie of the Week. They're pretty self explanatory and just giving a platform to a Queenie and a platform to a weenie. So Jackie, without further ado, would you like to go first for your Queenie?

A (62:45)

Yes. So starting with the positive because I, I, a weenie struggled to materialize this week, but a Queenie came through this morning and it's a Florida mother who gave birth to the hospital's biggest baby in its 10 year.

B (62:57)

Oh my God. I literally sent that this morning to Shannon. I was like you.

A (63:01)

She gave birth to a 13 pound 15 ounce baby here in the great Sunshine State. And that is Queenie behavior.

B (63:11)

Agreed. That kid was enormous.

A (63:13)

I know. Like her previous child she said was 12 pounds 11 ounces, which is also massive. But this was the hospital. She said the floor was like quick.

B (63:22)

Everyone was talking about it.

A (63:23)

Everyone was talking about it.

B (63:24)

And then it got me curious when I saw the story on People magazine. What is the biggest baby delivered on record? Like, well, that's in Florida.

A (63:32)

Yeah. No, no, no. We could find out like let's ask. But I feel like we should do like biggest baby in like what's the baby. The baby, I guess on record. But then we'll get like this baby.

B (63:43)

Ever delivered in America.

A (63:46)

Yeah, probably like £15 or 16. That would be crazy.

B (63:53)

Wow. No, this is crazy. The heaviest baby on record born in the US was named Babe. Born in Seville, Ohio on January 19, 1879. The baby weighed 22 pounds.

A (64:06)

No epidural.

B (64:08)

If you mean recent Record, say, the last 50 to 100 years. I can pull that up too.

A (64:12)

Yeah. Yes. Thank you for that. Shout out. Shout out to Seville, Ohio.

B (64:16)

Here are the few of the largest newborns in the U.S. francisco Ortiz in 2014, 14 pounds. Avery Ford, Florida, 2015. 14.1 pounds. Okay. Paris Halo. Born in Alabama, about 13 pounds, 4 ounces.

A (64:32)

Okay, so that's like, you're in the. The big baby category.

B (64:37)

Oh, wait, hold on.

A (64:43)

What?

B (64:45)

Sorry, I was just, like, feed schedule type of things.

A (64:48)

Oh, oh, oh, not more statistics.

B (64:50)

No. Queenie of the week for me was Taylor, Frankie, Paul, like, seriously injecting new life into a stale franchise. Like, very few could pull off what I think she's about to pull off, and it's giving Queenie behavior.

A (65:02)

I agree. I considered her as well. So excited for every. For her. So excited for me. I'm gonna be watching the Bachelor. Like, I'm back. Job well done.

B (65:13)

We're so cable coded.

A (65:15)

Cable coded. Except I guess if you watch the next day on Hulu, you don't have to watch commercials. Something to think about at. Something to think about.

B (65:22)

That is huge. I'll see if it becomes, like, a real issue, but I think that it will.

A (65:26)

Yeah, I think so too, but it's.

B (65:29)

Like, hard because people will. If it's airing on Monday, people want to hear the recap. Tuesday, like, it's hard.

A (65:33)

It's hard to try to be influential podcaster.

B (65:36)

You try being an influential content creator.

A (65:40)

Weenie. I really. I don't have a weenie this week. Like, no one was exuding weeding behavior for me. I know you have three, so I was hoping maybe I could, like, snag one if I had four, because you.

B (65:49)

Reminded me Grace Ann just, like, was giving meaning in the first few episodes of.

A (65:53)

That's what I thought. That's what I thought she was gonna say.

B (65:57)

No, I was gonna say Belly because I watched the Summer I Turned Pretty this weekend. She was being such a weenie. And then also, I wanted to share the story that I went to lunch the other day, and this girl was staring at me, and she, like, looked at me, and she turned her phone and she was listening to the episode of the Toast, and I was like, oh, lol. And then she came over to me at the end. She's like, I'm so sorry to bother you. I just want to let you know, like, I am a Gen Z listener. And we also hate Belly. So, like, you're cool and hip with us too, but do you hate those?

A (66:18)

Does she hate the show?

B (66:21)

Did I say I hate the show or I hate everyone in the show. Difference.

A (66:24)

Different. Okay, so you like the show?

B (66:25)

Like, I don't hate it. Like, I'm watching it, but.

A (66:28)

But, like, hate watching. Does it spark joy?

B (66:35)

No.

A (66:36)

Does it spark joy for her? Gen Z? Gen Z.

B (66:39)

Well, I. I don't know. I just. She told me I was cool and hip, so she's actually queenie.

A (66:43)

She's the queenie.

B (66:44)

So Belly was a weenie. Kendra Lakari was also a contender for weenie. Grace Ann. Yes. We need, like, behavior. And then also, this is kind of crazy, but my Winnie of the week is Chat. Gbt. Chat GPT has been failing me a lot. I feel like a couple times on the show I've used it and it's taken, like, 45 seconds to give me an answer, which I know sounds crazy, but it's supposed to be instant. I don't know. I'm just, like, kind of feeling like I need to switch to a new program. No.

A (67:05)

I had a really, like, enlightening experience with ChatGPT a few weeks ago where I realized, like, there. It's so flawed, basically. Do remember, like, over the summer, people were throwing dildos at the wnba?

B (67:18)

Yes.

A (67:19)

And, like, I saw, like, some things about it, but I just didn't understand, like, what was going on at the wnba. So I asked Chad jbt. I'm like, why are. Not that. They have, like, a good reason, like, what. What's with the dildos at the W. Why are they throwing dildos at the women on the court? And Chachi BT was like, they're not. That's fake news. And I was like, what do you. They were like. I was like, what do you mean? I see it here and here, and they're like, no, no, no, it's not happening. I sent a screen. I sent an article from, like, Yahoo Sports. They say that's a fake website.

B (67:46)

Oh, you're getting in the weeds fighting with chat.

A (67:48)

Yeah, no, I was sending. Citing things like. Because I saw it multiple times and, like, I just didn't. Like, everyone was, like, doing, like, green dildos for W. I'm like, it's. What is this regarding?

B (67:56)

Becoming like.

A (67:57)

They're literally. I'm send a link. And they're like, that's not a real link. I'm like, it's on the front page.

B (68:02)

Of Yahoo Sports and it just bears mentioning that Sarah Ann from Love I Need her name is actually Sarah Jane. So to me, it's Sarah and Grace and Bethann.

A (68:14)

Bethann? Who's Bethann? Mary Holland.

B (68:21)

Mary Beth.

A (68:22)

I think it's Mary Holland.

B (68:25)

Marianne.

A (68:27)

But also Holland is the mother's name, so I thought that was like nice.

B (68:30)

Listen, I gotta wrap. I'm about to pee in my pants. So hold on.

A (68:33)

We have to get her name. I really thought it was Mary Holland. Can you give me one second to confirm?

B (68:37)

Holland is the mom's name.

A (68:38)

I know, but I. Mary Holland neither. Mary Holland.

B (68:41)

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A (68:54)

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