Podcast Summary: The Toast
Episode: Textbook Toast with Shannon Ford: Wednesday, June 11th, 2025
Release Date: June 11, 2025
Hosts: Jackie & Claudia Oshry
Guest: Shannon Ford
1. Introduction and Welcome
The episode kicks off with Jackie and Claudia warmly welcoming listeners to "The Toast," a weekday podcast hosted by Dear Media. Jackie introduces Shannon Ford as a special guest, setting the tone for an engaging and candid conversation.
Notable Quote:
- Jackie [00:05]: “Good morning, girlies. It's the Toast. It's Jackie & Claudia Oshry, your favorite show to start your day off swirly.”
2. Navigating Physical Changes During Pregnancy
The hosts delve into the physical transformations experienced during pregnancy, humorously addressing common challenges with belly and breast changes. Shannon shares her early pregnancy experiences, including the rapid development of her breasts and the subsequent discomfort.
Notable Quotes:
- Claudia [01:05]: “Big boobs stink. Big bellies. But it's not my favorite.”
- Shannon [01:39]: “Everything the big titty community has said is correct. And I feel so bad because I've always been like, oh, poor you. You have big, gorgeous tits. And now I'm like, oh, no, your life is hindered.”
3. Health Challenges and Pregnancy Symptoms
The conversation shifts to health issues accompanying pregnancy. Shannon discusses her sinus problems and coccydynia (tailbone pain), highlighting the physical toll of pregnancy. Jackie relates by sharing her own battle with sciatica due to a lack of magnesium supplements.
Notable Quotes:
- Jackie [14:32]: “I have sciatica, and because I ran out of my magnesium supplements, I'm in a not great spot.”
- Shannon [12:00]: “Anytime we would say, like, I don't like you, I just have to not say it. These are just toast-isms.”
4. Personal Anecdotes and Parenting
The hosts share amusing stories about parenting, particularly focusing on the challenges of weaning their children off pacifiers—referred to humorously as the "Passy Fairy." They discuss strategies for managing multiple children’s needs and the inevitable messiness that comes with raising kids.
Notable Quotes:
- Claudia [61:58]: “We threw them away because they’re chewed on passies.”
- Jackie [63:22]: “It's a stroller. It's a soother.”
5. Main News Stories
a. Tarek El Moussa's Legal Incident
Jackie and Claudia discuss Tarek El Moussa's recent citation for battery following a physical altercation in a Las Vegas casino. They analyze the incident, debating whether it was self-defense or an overreaction.
Notable Quotes:
- Jackie [28:29]: “Tarek was protecting his elderly father after the man allegedly got out of line with Tarek's dad.”
- Claudia [29:56]: “Knee to head is crazy to give grace on. Like, that's crazy.”
b. Aaron Rodgers' Surprise Marriage
The hosts confirm Aaron Rodgers' recent marriage, sharing their reactions to his casual disclosure of being married during an interview.
Notable Quotes:
- Claudia [34:02]: “He's like, what's that ring? Is that like an aura ring or is that, like, a wedding ring?”
- Jackie [35:16]: “I just thought he was never going to get married. Because if you didn't marry Shailene, Olivia, or Danica.”
c. Glenn Powell's Ex Speaks Out
Glenn Powell's ex-girlfriend, Gigi Paris, accuses him of leveraging a relationship with Sydney Sweeney to promote his movie "Anyone But You." The discussion highlights the manipulative aspects of Glenn's actions and their impact on Gigi.
Notable Quotes:
- Claudia [42:10]: “If Glenn was doing that to a girl he was dating for three years, it's just like, yucky.”
- Jackie [43:14]: “It's a bad look for Glenn because he's leading us on to convince us to watch their movie.”
d. Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom's Rumored Split
Rumors suggest that Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom are experiencing relationship troubles. Jackie and Claudia express their surprise given the longevity of their relationship and Orlando’s previous stability.
Notable Quotes:
- Jackie [52:10]: “They have been together a while. They, like, broke up once in 2017. They had their daughter in 2020.”
- Claudia [52:54]: “I don't think it's true. I'm always in agreeance with you on the toast, whenever you say, like, I'm Team Stay Together.”
e. Book News: Gemma Chan Joins "Five Star Weekend"
The episode covers the news that actress Gemma Chan is starring in the Peacock series "Five Star Weekend," based on Ellen Hildebrand's popular summer beach read.
Notable Quotes:
- Jackie [67:12]: “Gemma Chan is incredibly legit. And I like everything that she's in. I just like watching her.”
6. Pop Culture and Entertainment
The hosts discuss their favorite shows and movies, including "Love Island," "Suits," and various Netflix series. They recommend watching "The Perfect Couple" for a gripping narrative, despite its mixed reception.
Notable Quotes:
- Claudia [75:10]: “It's one of those shows where I could watch it, I couldn't watch it. I'm not what happens next, but it's just there for me.”
- Jackie [74:25]: “If you’re both single and you’re both attractive and you’re on the same level of attractiveness to be in this movie, why wouldn’t you explore something between the two of you?”
7. Guest Spotlight: Shannon Ford
Towards the end, Jackie and Claudia express their admiration for Shannon Ford's comedy special, highlighting her talent and the energy she brings to the stage. They encourage listeners to follow her on social media for more content.
Notable Quotes:
- Jackie [75:57]: “Your special is so good, your comedy set... you completely blew me away.”
- Claudia [75:20]: “You can find me on Instagram at Definitely Shannon and on TikTok at Definitely Shannon.”
8. Conclusion
The episode wraps up with heartfelt thanks to Shannon Ford for joining the show and a warm farewell from both hosts, reinforcing the sense of community and friendship that defines "The Toast."
Notable Quote:
- Claudia [76:49]: “We love you dearly and we love ya. Bye.”
- Jackie [76:54]: “Bye.”
Closing Remarks
"Textbook Toast with Shannon Ford" offers a blend of personal anecdotes, candid discussions about pregnancy and health, and engaging pop culture commentary. The episode effectively balances humor and sincerity, making it a relatable and enjoyable listen for both regular followers and newcomers to the podcast.