Thanksgiving Personality Hires with Margo Oshry: Tuesday, November 25th, 2025

Summary

The Toast – "Thanksgiving Personality Hires with Margo Oshry"

Podcast: The Toast
Host(s): Claudia Oshry (“Claude”) & guest Margo Oshry
Date: November 25, 2025
Episode Theme: Thanksgiving vibes, family dynamics, pop culture “Fast 5” stories, and listener advice (“Dear Toasters”) with sisterly banter and humor.

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Episode Overview

This lively pre-Thanksgiving episode brings Claudia together with her sister Margo for an hour of signature banter, celeb gossip, updates on their personal lives, and a holiday-themed advice segment. The hosts dish out their takes on recent pop culture news, detail Thanksgiving plans, and riff on everything from family drama to viral internet moments—balancing comedic self-deprecation with genuinely thoughtful commentary.

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Main Discussion Points & Insights

1. Opening Catch-Up & Sisterly Banter

• Fashion Roast: Claudia gently mocks Margo’s office look, joking she “looks like, quite frankly, a high class hooker,” while herself feeling schlubby postpartum ([00:50]).
  • Claudia: “I'm like, fat and ugly in a slob and nothing fits me right now. And you're, like, sitting and gorgeous.” ([01:48])
• Workplace Dress Codes: The sisters riff on how fashion workplaces have different attire norms than corporate—Claudia compares “going to the office” to “going to synagogue” ([01:20]).
• Compliments & Insecurities: They exchange playful envy: Claudia of Margo’s arms, Margo of Claudia’s “luscious and gorgeous” hair ([03:00]).

2. Personal Updates & Recent Events

• CMA Awards Recap: Margo describes her trip to Nashville and attending the CMA Awards, sharing how she felt she looked her best ever there ([04:06]).
  • Claudia notes their track record of “slaying” at country shows; both gush about the casual, welcoming vibe of the Nashville country scene.
  • Margo shares a behind-the-scenes peek at label politics: “There are so many f***ing people on that carpet.” ([05:30])
  • Meeting with artist Jordan Davis (“kind of a Toaster”) is discussed ([06:19]).
• Holiday Decor & Gentile Jealousy: Discussion on Christmas home decor among non-Jews, Margo marvels at a friend’s seven Christmas trees ([07:38]), and the sisters joke about holiday décor lines (“Ribbons of Christ”).
• Podcast Studio Vibes: Claudia praises the new podcast studio's comfort, which lets the sisters bring their “funniest, best self” ([09:10]).

3. Program Updates

• Thanksgiving & Episode Schedule: This is the last episode of the week for Thanksgiving break. Claudia teases a lighter news week, but promises extra “Dear Toasters” advice submissions ([10:02]).
  • “It’s just going to be a little bit of girly girl chit chat today.” ([10:34])

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4. Pop Culture Fast 5(4) (segments at ~[17:13])

Story 1: Taylor Swift’s Wedding Rumors & Music Video

• Claudia and Margo break down the rumors about Taylor possibly marrying at Holiday House in Rhode Island, speculating on privacy and logistics ([17:14]).
• They discuss rumors Taylor filmed an “Elizabeth Taylor” music video in London ([20:05]).
  • Memorable quote:
    • Claudia: “Don’t you feel like she’s gotten, like, less secretive?...She used to release a music video and we had no idea.” ([20:41])
• Excited debate about which Taylor songs deserve music videos; mutual disappointment over “Elizabeth Taylor” choice.

Story 2: Celebrity Sighting – Tate McRae

• Margo ran into pop star Tate McRae in the bathroom at an exclusive club ([22:05]):
  • Margo: “I just wanted to know. Like, I’m obsessed with you. Like, you’re an icon. You’re a legend, and you are the moment.” ([22:59])
  • They recap Tate’s hockey-loving dating life and the “Icebreaker” book trend ([23:28]).

Story 3: Emily Mariko's Iconic Pregnancy Announcement

• The internet’s favorite food vlogger announced her pregnancy by referencing her infamous “liquidy pumpkin pie” video—cutting the perfect pie and showing a tiny slice for the new baby ([25:22]).
  • Claudia: “Literally the best pregnancy announcement. Like, you have Internet lore. You’re poking fun at yourself. You’re finally closing the chapter.” ([27:19])
• The sisters marvel at Emily’s viral rise and nonchalant avoidance of monetization.

Story 4: New Year’s Rockin’ Eve Host Shake-ups

• Julianne Hough will co-host with Rob Gronkowski in Vegas; discussion of her chemistry with Ryan Seacrest (her ex), and their views on her hosting ability ([30:30]).
  • Margo: “But, like, is she a good host?”
    Claudia: “She knows her lines, she knows how to read the teleprompter…” ([30:54])

Bonus Story: Lizzo, Ozempic, and Plus Size Representation

• Lizzo claims “plus size women are being erased” in the Ozempic era, writing about it on Substack ([33:59]).
  • Claudia: “Here’s what’s not being said... most people are not fat by choice... Nobody craves to be fat. So when Ozempic came out and it was this actual doable thing... obviously people are gonna take that way out.” ([35:30]–[36:37])
• Nuanced discussion around body positivity, societal pressure, and weight loss drugs.

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5. Dear Toasters: Listener Advice (starts ~[38:01])

The quintessential Toast advice segment addresses listener dilemmas with candid, comedic honesty:

1. Awkward Family Thanksgiving Drama ([42:44])

• Listener’s aunt is bringing a man to Thanksgiving—someone the listener used to “regularly hook up with” (!), but the math makes it look like possible pedophilia.
  • Claudia & Margo start by dissecting the math, then exclaim:
    • Claudia: “Sorry. You shouldn’t tell your aunt. You should tell the police because he’s a pedophile.” ([43:32])
  • If it’s a typo, their advice: “Just be honest with your aunt... Don’t talk to this guy.”

2. Charging Family for Thanksgiving Dinner ([45:53])

• A woman’s brother-in-law charges $25 per person for holiday dinners. Is it wrong?
  • Margo: “It is weird, but I kinda get it.”
    Claudia: “Margaret, you’re saying, am I going to a restaurant? I hope not, because you’re only paying $25 for a Thanksgiving feast... hosting is a financial and time burden.” ([46:33])
  • They agree it’s a little off, but understandable.

3. Holocaust Denial Conspiracy Theories in Dating ([49:52])

• Listener’s new boyfriend spouts Holocaust denial conspiracy theories.
  • Claudia (instantly): “Girl, run. Run Joey run Joey, run Joey, run.”
    Margo: “There’s... conspiracy theories I can get on board with. That is not one of them.” ([50:34])
  • Their advice: immediate breakup, donate to Holocaust Education foundation.

4. Is My Hairdresser Avoiding Me? ([52:17])

• Listener worries her hairdresser never uses her for salon Instagram content.
  • The sisters reassure it’s likely not about her looks—could be her hair type or just awkwardness about asking.
  • “Maybe you have three strands—get extensions!” jokes Claudia ([52:43]), with gentle suggestions to offer herself for a reel next time if she wants it.

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6. Thanksgiving Plans, “Personality Hires,” and Sister Dynamic

• Claudia and Margo outline Thanksgiving logistics: Jackie (their sister) is host, but recently postpartum.
  • Margo laments Magnolia (her dog) is banned for being “too loud” for babies ([28:02]).
  • Margo and Claudia joke they’ve been invited as “personality hires” purely for vibes—not for actual help ([28:02]):
    • Margo: “I think we’re just there like for fun. Yeah, like personality hires.”
• Discussion: Should they drink at Thanksgiving? Only Claudia has a good reason not to (breastfeeding).
• They close on what they’re thankful for: family, friends, listeners, and “the Lord” ([55:14]):
  • Claudia: “I am thankful to the Lord. The Lord guides me...thankful to all of our listeners.” ([55:39])

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Notable Quotes and Memorable Moments

• On Podcast Hosting:
  "You can really relax and just, like, be your funniest, best self.” (Claudia, [09:12])
• On Taylor Swift's Music Video Secrecy:
  “She used to release a music video and we had no idea...she’s just gotten less secure, but I also think she cares less.” (Claudia, [20:41])
• Lizzo and Body Positivity:
  “Nobody craves to be fat. So when Ozempic came out... obviously people are gonna take that way out. That’s okay.” (Claudia, [36:20])
• Dear Toasters Showstopper:
  “Sorry. You shouldn’t tell your aunt. You should tell the police because he’s a pedophile.” (Claudia, [43:32])

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Opening Banter & Fashion Roast: 00:49–03:00
• CMA Awards Recap: 04:06–07:00
• Holiday Decor Chat: 07:10–08:47
• Fast 4 Pop Culture Stories: 17:13–38:01
  • Taylor Swift Wedding/Music Video: 17:14–21:49
  • Tate McRae Sighting: 22:05–24:40
  • Emily Mariko Pregnancy: 25:22–29:12
  • Rockin’ Eve Hosts & Lizzo/Ozempic: 30:30–37:59
• Dear Toasters Advice: 38:01–54:42
  • Thanksgiving Ex Drama: 42:44
  • Paying for Family Holidays: 45:53
  • Conspiracy Theory BF: 49:52
  • Hairdresser Instagram Angst: 52:17
• Thanksgiving “Personality Hires,” Thanks, and Close: 28:02, 55:14

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Summary Tone and Style

The episode is an energetic, fast-paced mix of inside jokes, family “roasting,” honest advice, and relatable commentary on both pop culture and real-life dilemmas. Claudia and Margo’s open, unfiltered style provides plenty of laughs and candid takes, making it both comforting and entertaining for anyone craving a “hang out with friends” vibe ahead of Thanksgiving.

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Transcript

[A]

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[B]

What did I do today?

[A]

You showed up looking like that. Like, not only am I a postpartum woman, I'm, like, headed to the airport. I'm wearing, like, my Abercrombie sweatshirt, and you're over here looking like, quite frankly, a high class hooker. And let's talk about it.

[B]

It's insane. Okay, one, I'm going to the office, and I don't look like a hooker going to office. It's literally a matching trouser set.

[A]

She's wearing culottes. I'm wearing culottes and man loafers.

[B]

Yeah, like, I look nice and professional. I guess I didn't realize that this was a different setup than the last time that you couldn't see my full outfit. So you're really only seeing from, like, chest up, which is making me look like a hooker. And that's really not fair.

[A]

Can I ask you a question? What? So to me, going to the office kind of feels like going to synagogue. Like, you really, like, can't have your arms out. Wait, what?

[B]

Yes, you can. So I work in fashion. It's very different. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If I'm working in finance.

[A]

Oh, so I'm a slob is what you're saying.

[B]

Okay, so if I'm working in, like, I like Goldman, like, you know, you gotta wear your pencil skirt, whatever. But no, you're encouraged to, like, have fun with fashion. Just, like, don't, like, look like a hooker. Which I don't think that I do. I'm just.

[A]

No, you don't. I'm messing with you and I'm just jealous. Cause I'm like, fat and ugly in a slob and nothing fits me right now. And you're, like, sitting and gorgeous. Like, your arms are perfect. So I'm just Gonna continue to be mean to you. Cause it's how I heal inside. And it's also, I guess, how you.

[B]

Complimen compliment as well.

[A]

Yes, of course. Of course. Now your arms are out on the podcast, which, like, just people don't do here. It's so crazy.

[B]

I guess they don't.

[A]

And I'm just, like, projecting. But I just wanted to mention, like, your arms are out, and it's crazy.

[B]

I guess I really didn't. I didn't really think about that. Like, next time I'll just, you know, wear my Abercrombie sweatshirt.

[A]

Cue wrecked. And I thought you learned last time.

[B]

Yeah, but then I thought we settled on the fact that it's like, we do this before I go to work, and then I have to go to work, and I can't. You don't want me looking like a slob at work, do I? Do you?

[A]

I mean, you don't care? I feel like your co workers would appreciate it.

[B]

I'm sure they'd be like, wow, is Margo sick?

[A]

Yeah. No, it just, like, brings the whole vibe, like, a little bit more down to earth, but it's fine.

[B]

Okay, well, I've learned my lesson, and maybe third time's the charm. Even though this isn't my third time. What did I wear the second time? Clearly not something offensive.

[A]

Were we in Florida when we did it?

[B]

Were we in Florida when.

[A]

No, you were in my studio and you wore, like, a real work outfit.

[B]

What did I wear?

[A]

Like, you know, trousers, culottes.

[B]

Got it. Got it.

[A]

Things of that nature.

[B]

Clearly something not impressionable. This is impressionable. You'll remember this one.

[A]

You look insanely gorgeous and just know, like, I'm a big, fat, miserable, slobby wench, and I just am jealous of you.

[B]

Oh, well, thank you so much.

[A]

Are you jealous of anything about me?

[B]

Yeah. I mean, your hair is luscious and gorgeous.

[A]

Let's talk about my hair is near.

[B]

The best hair in the world.

[A]

Do you know that today I'm wearing my hair au naturale?

[B]

Can you put it front?

[A]

So I showered two days ago, and I've done nothing to my hair this morning. I put a little bit of hair oil in it.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

And honestly, I was looking in the mirror, and I was thinking to myself how crazy it is that I blow my hair out every single day. Ready?

[B]

The best hair in the whole world.

[A]

Close your eyes.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I'm gonna do, like, a big reveal.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Let me just, like, zhuzh it up. Okay. Let me look at the monitor. Okay. You're gonna like, freak. Ready?

[B]

Okay.

[A]

You're gonna choke.

[B]

I'm literally gonna choke.

[A]

Ready? Three, two, one. Wow.

[B]

That actually is so crazy. I know.

[A]

I really need to stop blowing out my hair. But sometimes tell me if you guys feel this. Like, people who have, like, pretty good natural hair, some days you wake up and, like, it works. And some days you have like a different set of hair for sure.

[B]

But also your. The way that your hair looks like with a blowout is just like incredible. I don't know why you wouldn't. Like, it looks good. Like, it's like, you know, if you're just like chiller, like, you don't need to always have a blowout. But like, your hair with a blowout, it also doesn't require much.

[A]

But you know, Sachi, I'm an on camera star, right? And just I feel like if I'm on camera without a blowout, that's like. It's like not wearing makeup. Do you know what I mean?

[B]

I mean, 100%.

[A]

You fresh off the plane from Nashville.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

You went to the CMA Awards?

[B]

Yes. Danielle.

[A]

Caroline was here with me and we recapped the CMA Awards, but also like your journey. Yeah, tell me about that. You looked insane.

[B]

No, I know. It's actually kind of sad because, like, I'll never look like that again.

[A]

But we also, like have this thing, you and I.

[B]

What?

[A]

We're like, we look amazing at country award shows. Like, the last time we went, did you go to ACM or CMA's? We looked sick. We looked sick. You're up to my wet hair look. No.

[B]

No.

[A]

And what were we in glam for 14 hours? Like, literally better look better.

[B]

But I have to say, the same people who did my glam at ACM did it at cma. So I think that they might be like, gorgeous. Thank you so much.

[A]

And I like, Was it like. I don't know why, like, every time I saw you talking to somebody, I'm like, oh, I ship. Just cause you're like this young hot thing, like going to Nashville, like, single gal out of town looking like the prettiest you've ever looked.

[B]

No.

[A]

And do you. I just felt like everybody chatting with you on the carpet was like, damn. Was this Jewess?

[B]

No, literally, me, Brandon, like, like, literally, like mar. No, of course, of course, kids, he's whatever. But you know, I mean, sparks were flying. Probably.

[A]

Like, quite literally, quite literally.

[B]

Oh, my God. It was so fun also. But you know what I was thinking when you guys did it? I can't believe in hindsight that you guys were live the entire time.

[A]

I know. We're so crazy.

[B]

Like, that is so crazy because there is, like, the. The luls.

[A]

Lol. The whole time you're just standing around waiting for people to come talk to you. Yeah. And if you're there for two hours, you probably have a cumulative, like, seven minutes of people actually talking to you 1,000%. The rest is just, like, waiting and staring.

[B]

Also, like, the politics. I feel like it actually. It's probably just gotten worse over the years. Like, the more people who, like, pop off in country, but, like, the politics of people getting people to come to you. Like, there are so many fucking people on that carpet.

[A]

And so maybe the publicists have, like, sticks up their asses.

[B]

Sticks. I had to. But this girl did not have a stick up her ass. So I'm not saying that. But Brandon Lakes publicist, like, he had to go, and I literally stopped her. I was like, one minute. Like, seriously, one minute. She was like, one minute. Yeah.

[A]

No, and I know it's their job, and I respect publicity, but, like, stop being such a bitch wedge motherfucking cunt. Okay. It's so true, them pulling people away from me. Like, get off of her.

[B]

No, it's.

[A]

Get off. So it's so true.

[B]

And also, like, but it really was crazy. And I kept saying this, like, the whole week because, like, I was there with, like, a record label, so I was, like, doing a bunch of, like, content with their artists.

[A]

Industry tings.

[B]

Industry tings.

[A]

And now you're making tiktoks with Jordan Davis.

[B]

Like, seriously, he is the nicest person. It's kind of a toaster. No, he is.

[A]

He didn't bring up the toast.

[B]

He didn't bring up the toast. But I feel like he, like.

[A]

But he knew you were, like, related to the toast girls.

[B]

I don't know. I don't think he made that connection.

[A]

Because we're always buying dirt, you know? You know, buy dirt.

[B]

No, he was so nice. But the craziest part was that it was like, anywhere I went for, like, these things. Like, there was just, like, it was just rolling with country artists everywhere.

[A]

Yeah. Like, the city at that, like, for those weekends, is just, like, teaming. They're at bars, they're at restaurants, they're at.

[B]

And they just, like, don't take themselves so seriously.

[A]

Yeah, it's so different.

[B]

It's so different.

[A]

Like, pop.

[B]

And no one's, like, a diva. Like, everyone's just, like, happy to be there.

[A]

Like, and if somebody is a diva, like, the whole Town hates them.

[B]

Exactly.

[A]

You're not allowed to act like that.

[B]

No, it's like, it's unbecoming.

[A]

And you saw Shannon.

[B]

And I saw Shannon.

[A]

And you met Daisy.

[B]

And I met Daisy.

[A]

And I have to say, who Shannon's like, best friends with that of all the sisters.

[B]

You.

[A]

Really? I think that, too. But, like, I thought, like, you would think that it was you and Jackie would think that it's her, because Shannon makes everybody feel so special.

[B]

She does make everyone feel so special.

[A]

Shout out.

[B]

It was her birthday this weekend. No, I think you.

[A]

I think so. I think we're, like, on the same journey.

[B]

I was gonna say you guys both had babies at the same time.

[A]

Did you, like, send her anything for her birthday? Because I sent her flowers.

[B]

No, I didn't.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

But thanks for following that up, because I probably should.

[A]

So it just proves that, like, I'm a better friend.

[B]

Fine. Yeah. Anyway, I have to say, I.

[A]

Her home is a gorge.

[B]

Is. It was something I never felt before. Like, jealous. It was just so. No, not jealous. Like, it was like a hallmark. Like, home. Like, it was so warm and, like, and welcoming and perfect. And also with the holiday, she had a. She. I think she had seven Christmas. Christmas trees in her house.

[A]

And that's the way to do it. Like, I speak to my Gentile community all the time. Like, get your trees up and, you know, put your whole into it. Because some of us can. Okay?

[B]

Some of us can. And some of us would literally love to.

[A]

I'm getting, like, closer and closer, but whenever I talk to Jackie about it, she's, like, so judgmental. She's like, you can't.

[B]

No. Remember growing up, I always used to.

[A]

Be, like, kind of. Like, I get. When you're growing up, like, maybe not.

[B]

Maybe sets a bad example.

[A]

But when you're, like, you have your own house and, like, you don't have kids yet, like, now, maybe I wouldn't do it.

[B]

What if you got, like. Like, holiday tings? Like, but not a tree?

[A]

Yeah, like holiday decor. Like, your throw pillows turn red.

[B]

Or, like. And, like, the ribbons.

[A]

Yeah, the ribbons. I'm sorry, that's not Christmas. The ribbons are ribbons of Christ. Like, they are.

[B]

They.

[A]

They're so. Christy.

[B]

Ribbons of Christ.

[A]

Like, I know what you're saying. Like, generic holiday decor.

[B]

Right.

[A]

But we're celebrating. Like, are they.

[B]

But I guess green and red are not our colors. Like, blue and white are.

[A]

And what does green and red actually have to do with the Christmas? Like, the religious aspect?

[B]

I mean, like, I do love worship music, but I don't know that.

[A]

Right?

[B]

Makes you think. Makes you think. But, yeah. Anyway, it was so fun.

[A]

Margot, you're being like this so much today. You talk like this.

[B]

I'm really. We've really, like, never done this at a table.

[A]

So I was thinking. I love podcasting in this particular studio. Shout out to Chris and Fringe Studios, because as a postpartum woman, like, I just have to do my hair and makeup, and I did my hair today.

[B]

She's so nice. I feel like whenever I'm on the toes, I'm like, how's my thigh?

[A]

I know. It's like, you can really relax and just, like, be your funniest, best self.

[B]

So true.

[A]

And then the clickety clack of the.

[B]

Table and also with these bad boys.

[A]

Yeah, right? Your nails are insanely long. I recently had to cut my nails. They were growing so long.

[B]

Is that. That's postpartum thing?

[A]

No, it's actually not. Your nails are, like, supposed to fall off and die. But, like, I must be so healthy, right? And all I do is scratch Ruby when I change his diapers. Like, not. I'm having, like, actual marks on his leg. That's why I had to cut my nails. Oh.

[B]

But, like, if you're. You can have long nails and not have them be, like, janky, and then you're fine.

[A]

It's not about janky. Like, you really are not supposed to have long nails, but, like, this would cut him. Yes.

[B]

Perhaps I need to cut, and it.

[A]

Makes it hard to get into the crevices, you know?

[B]

Yeah, I know. You like to pick his nose.

[A]

I do like to pick his nose, which having a long nail is actually amazing for.

[B]

True. True.

[A]

I should have kept, like, one of my pinkies long, like, kind of like just to be like a blackjack dealer.

[B]

Disgusting.

[A]

Excavating.

[B]

Excavating his nose.

[A]

I wanted you to give a brief programming update, let everyone know this is the final episode of the week.

[B]

Of course, Happy Thanksgiving.

[A]

We're, of course, taking off a little bit of extra for Thanksgiving.

[B]

By the way, if it makes you feel any better, like, I'm. I'm off Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. Oh, Pargy.

[A]

Okay. We're just happy. We're so corporate.

[B]

We're so corporate.

[A]

But then also, programming update. On today's show, I was only able to find four stories, and, like, it's just gonna have to be okay. I did wanna make it up to everyone. It is Dear Toasters Day, our weekly advice segment where we do three submissions, and I chose four. So what? I lack in stories. I make up for in DT submissions.

[B]

I think that they would rather us talk about that than just, like, go on about a boring story no one cares about. Because also, by the way, I can't think of one thing that happened.

[A]

I know. And I did the episode with Ben yesterday and like, usually on a Monday, you have the whole weekend's worth of stories. Oh, my God. I felt like, so embarrassed by the stories. There was, like, truly nothing to talk about. Just the nature of the time of year. Celebrities are, like, on vacation. They're not. So it's just gonna be a little bit of girly girl chit chat today. You know? I love girly girl chit chat and dtq.

[B]

Dtq.

[A]

So, Sachi, anything else you want to catch up with me on? Promote, et cetera, et cetera before we dive in?

[B]

No, that's really it. I had the highlight of my life last week and now I'm just here.

[A]

Coming down from that high. Yeah, love that. Well, without further a doo dah du da do. Sachi, are you ready for the Fast 5 stories?

[B]

I couldn't be more ready.

[A]

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[B]

I do know Ero.

[A]

You do? I do.

[B]

I know Eero.

[A]

I feel like everybody's been knowing Eero and didn't tell me about it until I desperately needed one. And actually the intern repairman just told me about it. He was like, don't do me, just get the eo. He told me to get it.

[B]

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[A]

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[B]

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[A]

Yes, we did. Wow, that's crazy. Yeah, you too. Okay. You think you're so young. We did the VHS era and we had so many, like, home tapes.

[B]

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[B]

No, it's so true.

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[B]

I am. Fast 4.

[A]

Which? Oh, Fast 4. Excuse me, Fist 4. Fist 4. Which one do I want to talk about first? Well, we talked about yesterday. The Taylo wedding venue has been set. Allegedly it's at Holiday House.

[B]

Okay. By the way, shocking because that rumor, we talked about the rumor, we talked about the rumor.

[A]

And Ben was like, wait, that's sick. Ben could not get over for the girl whose wedding got paid for how sick that was.

[B]

So was all of that Just a lie.

[A]

So I imagine that it actually. If she is getting married at Holiday House, which, like, this was just an insider, like, spilling the beans, it could be. Not true. But if she is getting married at Holiday House, I could actually imagine her buying out that hotel because it's a nearby place for all for other people to stay.

[B]

And maybe she's doing, like, a rehearsal.

[A]

And she probably has a lot of famous people coming, and they want to be, like, at a hotel where not other, like. Like, civilians are. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

But does she pay for that? Of course. So she pays for everyone's stay for her wedding?

[A]

Yeah, of course. She's a billionaire.

[B]

I understand. But, like, I feel like if you go to a destination wedding, like, you don't. Sometimes they'll get, like, a room.

[A]

Are you going to a destination wedding of the most famous person in the world? Like, the rules are different. I think it's kind of crazy to, like, pay for everyone.

[B]

Is she paying for their flights? Like, yeah.

[A]

No.

[B]

No way.

[A]

No, not their flights. Not their flights. But once they get to Rhode island, for sure. And this is the hotel that Olivia Culpel got married at. Yeah.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

And it's the one that's, like, you can see her house.

[B]

Castle Hill. Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Castle Hill Inn.

[B]

I didn't go to that Newport trip. I was about to ask you.

[A]

We had Bradshair, and we were, like, gonna stay there.

[B]

It's, like, a thing.

[A]

It's a thing. We were gonna stay there, but it's actually far from, like, Newport proper, where you, like, do all the vineyards and, like, the wharf and all that stuff. And it's so expensive. It's so expensive when there's a Gurney's, like, right in town. It's, like, not gorgeous, but it'll do.

[B]

It'll do.

[A]

And you spend. When we went to Newport, we were like, we don't want to be. It was Covid, and we were, like, finally able to, like, free from the shackles. So we were like, we're not staying at the hotel. Like, we're going hard. We literally left the house at, like, six in the morning and did not get back till six in love. So it wasn't the type of trip where we were spending, like, $1,000 a night at a hotel. Gurney's was, like, 300 a night, and we all split a room.

[B]

Also, by the way, I feel like it only really makes sense for her to do it at one of her homes because, like, I feel like that's the only place where she can get, like, the closest Thing to privacy that you possibly control. Like, no matter what. Like, there's going to be a. There's going to be a staff member at a hotel that's going to snatch like.

[A]

Yes. But what I was saying to Ben is like, of all of her properties, it's actually the least private. The beach there is public. So if you stand on the beach, you can, like, see her backyard.

[B]

I just feel like she's going to, like, rent out the beach.

[A]

It's also, like, up on a hill. So, like, everyone can, like, up in it.

[B]

I mean, there's going to be like helicopter.

[A]

When I think of her other homes, I actually don't know what they look like.

[B]

Don't know what they look like.

[A]

I don't know what the Nashville one looks like. I don't know what the LA one. Like the outside New York. Yes, because it's New York.

[B]

Right.

[A]

But I just.

[B]

It's the only one that's so true.

[A]

That we know so much about.

[B]

It's so true. But it's so, like, it makes so much sense. Like, Rebecca rode up on the afternoon train.

[A]

It was sunny. Her Saltbach's house on the coast took the mind of St. Louis. And also, I think she loves, like the journey of being like, the next woman who owned the house. And like Rebecca Harkness story, she's getting married there. And Rebecca used to throw the parties. And she's throwing the parties, like, I get it.

[B]

And she's gonna die. The neighbor's dog, Peter and Green.

[A]

I'm sorry. So that's not what the story was. The story is that. Did you hear rumors that she was filming a music video in the uk?

[B]

No.

[A]

So there was like a rumor, I think it was Dumoi and it was like kind of a legit rumor that she was putting together this very last minute project. Oh. And that she invited all the people that she filmed Graham Norton with. She invited them all to be in the music video. It was like this very last minute thing.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

And apparently, yes, she flew to the UK to film a video for Elizabeth Taylor.

[B]

Oh, interesting. So you like Elizabeth Taylor?

[A]

No, it's my least favorite song on the album.

[B]

Right.

[A]

She's reportedly flying to the UK to film a top secret shoot for Elizabeth Taylor music video. She's super excited to be back in London filming a new music video. This random source told the Sun. Don't you feel like she's gotten, like, less secretive?

[B]

Not secretive or like more leaks?

[A]

Yeah, like more leaks. Exactly. She used to release a music video and we had no Idea. But I feel like when she filmed with Taylor Lautner in London with.

[B]

We knew about that one. It was speaking.

[A]

I can see you. They're stealing the music. We knew about it. We, like, saw Vidya, like, a very blurry picture. I feel like she's just gotten less secure. But I also think she cares less.

[B]

I think she cares less.

[A]

Like, she's happy in her life.

[B]

It's fine. And, like, okay. And like, she can build, like, hype, whatever. I just really. I really wanted a music video for Life of a Showgirl, Sabrina Carpenter.

[A]

Yeah. I think of all the songs that I would want a music video for, and I'm definitely biased because, like I said, this is my least favorite song. Even though, like, she did slay when she said, be my NY when Hollywood hates me. Like, it took me a while to figure out what the fuck she was saying.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Be my NY when And Hollywood hates me. New York Post is saying this is the perfect place to film because, you know, it's paying homage to the British Hollywood icon, not me. Not knowing that Elizabeth Taylor was British.

[B]

We neither thought she was an American icon.

[A]

I mean, she's Jewish, so, like, I just feel like you can't be British and Jewish. I know you can. No, but, like, it just feels weird.

[B]

I thought she was an American, like, Hollywood icon.

[A]

She's like an icon of Hampstead, North London. There's a plaque with her name on it. So I guess Elizabeth Taylor's London go off his brain. Is British learning that today?

[B]

Interesting.

[A]

I agree. Life of a Showgirl would have been great. Breener.

[B]

She's free now because all this weekend I ran into in the bathroom.

[A]

Wait, let me think. Where were you this weekend? In the city.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay, tell me. What? Like, where were you?

[B]

I was, like, out with my friends. I feel like I, like, can't say kicked out.

[A]

Are you a member?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Oh, okay. Why don't you ever take me? Wait, you knew that? I didn't know that.

[B]

Oh, I'll tell you whatever.

[A]

I'm like, don't let Ben find out. He's gonna, like, seriously steal your membership. Okay, who did you see? I mean, it's a true hotspot.

[B]

Ran into her in the bathroom. We were washing our hands at the same time.

[A]

Did you chat? Like, do we know where I was? I spoke to her.

[B]

Do we know her?

[A]

We have any connection?

[B]

We have never.

[A]

We.

[B]

None of us have ever conversed with her.

[A]

How old is she? Oh, I'm so excited to find out.

[B]

She's like. She's like, 2221. I love her.

[A]

Madelaine Petsch.

[B]

No.

[A]

Am I close?

[B]

No.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

She's like, it moment girl.

[A]

Like, img it moment girl.

[B]

It moment girl.

[A]

You saw in the it moment too, Tate McCray. Oh. Are you gonna be okay?

[B]

No. I literally, like, was washing my hands, then she came out of the stall.

[A]

And what'd you say?

[B]

And I literally was like. I just, like. And, like, you're really not supposed to do this.

[A]

Of course. All those rules, all those clubs. You're literally gonna get kicked out for me.

[B]

I know.

[A]

I'm scared. Please don't. Please don't. I promise I kept it cool.

[B]

And she was so nice.

[A]

What'd you say?

[B]

I was just like. I just wanted to know. Like, I'm obsessed with you. Like, you're an icon. You're a legend, and you are the moment.

[A]

Oh, okay. You really bothered her. Oh, yeah.

[B]

And she was so nice. She's like, oh, my God, that is so nice. She's like, you are so gorgeous. And I was like, tate, please.

[A]

Are you, like, familiar with what's going on with her and the kid?

[B]

Jack Hughes. Jack Hughes. Wait, Leroy?

[A]

They're broken up?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And, like, she's writing music about him. Oh, am I late? Is there more going on?

[B]

No. Well, and then she was spotted on a date with someone named Jack Hughes, I think on, like, Thursday or Friday. Who's, like, the cutest NHL player.

[A]

She loves her. Before Leroy was a hockey player.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And then she sang the national anthem at, like, the big NHL All Star game where he was playing. And it was, like, such a slight. She was so much more famous than that.

[B]

I don't even know Justin Bieber.

[A]

And then I don't even know his name.

[B]

No, I don't even know his name.

[A]

It starts with a C. And now she's dating. She obviously, like, reads the. Those smutty icebreaker books.

[B]

100%.

[A]

And has fixated on date.

[B]

But also, she loves hockey. She's from, like, Canada. Her brother.

[A]

She read the books? No. And also, like, that's, like, her aesthetic.

[B]

She's always, like, in, like, a hockey.

[A]

Jersey because she read the books. I'm sorry. Nobody likes hockey. She loves hockey.

[B]

She's Canadian.

[A]

Have you read those books? Yeah, of course. Icebreaker.

[B]

Icebreaker. The whole series. So good.

[A]

Oh, I only read the first one. What was it about again?

[B]

It was about. I think it was a hockey player and, like, a cheerleader or something.

[A]

Figure skater. Figure skater. I told you to read the book.

[B]

You guys.

[A]

It's such a dumb, embarrassing book.

[B]

So dumb.

[A]

But don't read it in public. But I'm telling you, Tate McRae read that book, and it changed, like, forever. Like, the path of her life.

[B]

100%. Do you think I wouldn't get kicked out?

[A]

Do I look like I'm wearing lipstick? Yeah, a light color. Okay, so I forgot my lipstick today. And I was like, it's fine. My sister's co with me. Like, she's going to work. She's obviously going to have, like, a lip pencil. She didn't except this. Strawberry bomb dot com. You're so Gen Z. And it has no color. I feel like I look sickly. If you're wondering, like, do Claudia get work done? No, I wish. I look different because I'm not wearing lipstick. Oh. And I'm wearing natural hair. I'm basically a man today.

[B]

In my defense, I wear a lip stain to work, and it stays on for eight hours, so I don't need lipstick. But also, Claudia, you can vouch for this. Always has 800 lipsticks here. What?

[A]

No, I'm just, like, looking. Oh, my God, I look sick.

[B]

She has 800 lipsticks at all times. So I was thinking, I was like, oh, I don't need to bring color. Cause Claudia literally has a drawer of lipstick.

[A]

I'm looking in the monitor. I look, like, flesh colored. Like, I malnourished. Oh, my God, I look skinny. So you think I look malnourished? Okay, Elizabeth Taylor for sure. Elizabeth Taylor. Do you want us to bleep the place?

[B]

Yes. Can we bleep the place?

[A]

Bleep the place.

[B]

Thank you. It's.

[A]

No, I'm kidding. Okay, ready for our next story? Oh, my God.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

This is, like, news that probably I only care about. And I couldn't have planned it better myself. Emily Marico's pregnant.

[B]

Oh, I saw that.

[A]

And that's great. And that's amazing. And that's not why it made the fast five. It made the fast five because she did probably the best pregnancy announcement I've ever seen.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So if you don't know the lore, like, five years ago, it's so stupid. Like, Emily Marico made a pumpkin pie. I've actually told the story on the toast because I think it's so funny. She made a pumpkin pie and, like, it wasn't her best work. She took it out of the oven and, like, you put it in and, like, the filling in the pumpkin pie is, like, liquidy, but it, like, hardens and, like, becomes, like, almost like gelatin, like, in the oven. And when you take it out. It's like a solid. Almost looks like a moose.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

She made the most liquidy. She made the most liquidy pumpkin pie. Like, and people just never got over it when she took it out. Like, it was jiggling. Like, it was just horrible. She cut it open and it was, like, melting.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Oh, my God. The way they never left this girl alone.

[B]

Every comment section.

[A]

Every comment section was pumpkin pie. Pumpkin pie, pumpkin pie. Like, every search bar, Guys, it's been literally maybe four years.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Every video of hers, the top comment has something to do with the one time she made a liquidy pumpkin pie. Now this week, she's been making Thanksgiving content. She made, like, turkey and doing prep. And I saw her playing with the giblets, you know, the inside of the turkey. And then I saw a video where she was making a pumpkin pie. And I'm like, oh, look.

[B]

You're like, I'm locked in.

[A]

Look at Emily Maro taking her power back. The last part of that video was her putting it in the oven. So it was like this grand reveal. Is she gonna take it out now? I do think people knew she was pregnant. She wasn't really hiding it. Like, you saw her stomach in all of her videos. Like, she had a baby bump. Like, she's so skinny. Like, you could see it's probably, like, one day pregnant like you. But she wanted to announce it in her own time, in her own way, and I totally respect that. So in part two of the pumpkin pie video, she makes the pumpkin pie, and it's perfect. She cuts four slices. One for her, one for her husband, then she makes a smaller one for her kid. She already has a kid?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And then she makes a fourth really tiny piece. We see the bump. She's wearing a tight shirt. 10 out of 10.

[B]

10 out of 10.

[A]

Literally the best pregnancy announcement. Like, you have Internet lore. You're poking fun at yourself. You're finally closing the chapter.

[B]

Yep. It's over. And now you won't. And now you've won. You've won. It's.

[A]

And you're pregnant. Congrats.

[B]

Yeah. No, I love her.

[A]

No notes.

[B]

No notes. Wait. Oh, sorry. Because you said the word turkey. How is your and Ben's marriage?

[A]

I really don't want to talk about it. It's over. Not the marriage, the turkey. Okay, it's officially done.

[B]

Great.

[A]

He made.

[B]

But it's going to start again this week. No.

[A]

Well, you know that Olivia is making the turkey.

[B]

Oh, she is making the turkey.

[A]

Yeah. I was thinking maybe doing a vlog for The Patreon. It's kind of like a all hands on deck because Jackie's hosting. But obviously Jackie just had a baby.

[B]

Right. So what are we doing?

[A]

Cause like, we don't have you and I. Yeah, I think we're just there like for fun. Yeah, like personality hires.

[B]

Should we drink on Thanksgiving?

[A]

Well, I'm like personally gonna be like breastfeeding. Like I'm taking care of a baby, so I have an excuse. I don't know what the fuck you're doing.

[B]

Well, no one will let me bring Magnolia, so.

[A]

Yes. Magnolia has been banned from Thanksgiving.

[B]

It's so upsetting.

[A]

The thing is, is she's just too loud to be around a newborn baby. She's not loud. Okay, here's the thing. We can joke, but don't be delusional. And don't lie. She's really loud. Every time you leave the room, she barks and barks and barks and bars.

[B]

If I leave the room, there are.

[A]

Multiple babies in the house. Like, it's just not doable. Sorry. Like she can't come. And that's not even my role, by the way. It's Jackie. I'm just supporting Jackie.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

No, I just agree with Jackie, but it's not my role.

[B]

Yeah, No, I know. So anyway, I guess I'll just be drinking.

[A]

Be my NY when Hollywood hates me. This literally Magnolia, like literally.

[B]

She's stuck in NY because Hollywood hates her.

[A]

Agreed. Oh yeah. So Emily Mariko's pregnant. Okay. She's 33 with her second it. I'm still on track. Like, I'm not.

[B]

You're fine.

[A]

I'm fine. Her firstborn's name is Teddy. Like Theodore. Oh, so cute. Oh, and her content since becoming mom is actually so cute.

[B]

It's. It's just very satisfying.

[A]

I just love her.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You know, cuz she's like the opposite of what I would do.

[B]

Oh yeah.

[A]

Do you know what I mean?

[B]

She's like so like quiet. Yeah.

[A]

So she became like world renowned famous in three seconds because of her salmon. Salmon bowl. Like to the point where collapse. Everyone was making viral isn't a thing anymore. Because everything is viral. Yes, but she went viral.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

She was the most famous person in the world. I'm sure, like everyone was clamoring to like give her a show and brand deals and she literally did none of it. I don't even know how she makes a living. She like never does brand deals, by the way.

[B]

I know. I was saying the same thing. She should have done a show though.

[A]

She released a Tote bag. Do you remember when she released a toe bag?

[B]

People were like, you're in the farmers market tote bag. Yeah. And then she's probably like, I'm never doing this shit again.

[A]

Right.

[B]

Humbled real quick.

[A]

And like, if that were me and I got that famous, like, I would try everything. Club. Another club Bus. No sleep.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Brand, deal, cookware, line, merch, like, everything.

[B]

Uh huh.

[A]

She's just not motivated. She's not money motivated. I just learned the phrase food motivated. Have you heard that? Yeah, of course.

[B]

It's usually about dogs.

[A]

Yeah. Okay, so Jackie talked to me about.

[B]

Bruno because she was saying food motivated. Romeo's not food motivated.

[A]

No, Romeo's not food motivated. I am food motivated. And Emily Rico's not money Rico. Emily Rico is not money motivated.

[B]

No, she's not.

[A]

She's kind of like a commie or like.

[B]

Or she like, has independently wealthy. I'm assuming there's a trust fund.

[A]

Probably that. All right, this next story is kind of crazy because, you know, they're always, like, picking random people to host New Year's Rocket Eve with Ryan Seacrest.

[B]

Oh, yeah, who is it?

[A]

Julianne Hough.

[B]

Oh, wait, why is that weird?

[A]

Oh, they dated for many, many years.

[B]

Are they doing it together?

[A]

So they're set to reunite.

[B]

Single.

[A]

She is hosting with Rob Gronkowski in Vegas.

[B]

But, like, they're gonna be throwing it.

[A]

Back to Ryan and like, it's weird.

[B]

That is kind of weird.

[A]

The thing is, she's perfect for the job. She's like a darling. And B, with Dancing with the Stars, she's proven herself as like, a host. What do you.

[B]

But, like, is she a good host?

[A]

Back to you, Alfonso.

[B]

Would you say she's a good host on Ends with the Stars?

[A]

Yes. She's got a lot of energy. She knows her lines, she knows how to read the teleprompter.

[B]

But I feel like she says, like, really off the cuff weird things she does.

[A]

But, like, I like it. Okay, like, and I was wondering the same. Thank you. I don't think she's bad at all. Like, people don't like her energy because she's like, toxically positive.

[B]

But I don't think you kind of need that.

[A]

She is doing a good job. And the host before her was Tara Banks, who had a really hard time.

[B]

Reading teleprompter, which makes no sense for the.

[A]

But she also is, like, factually. And I love Tyra. And it's crazy because she had her own daytime talk show. Like, you think that she would be a good Host, like, she could not get with the teleprompter. Half the job is just knowing how to read the teleprompter in a good, like, melodic way.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Yes. Hey, how are you? And Julianne does a good job. So she's a perfect person for this because she's a part of the ABC Family. But I'm surprised that Ryan Seacrest didn't, like.

[B]

Are they both single?

[A]

No. Ryan Seacrest, like, you know, he always has a girl. Oh, yeah. He, like, always has, like, some paid actress, like, on his arm, quite literally. So weird. And I think she's single, so, you know, she got married in divorce and she had, like, one of the prettiest weddings ever. Like, what's the.

[B]

Who was she married to?

[A]

Brooks Leish.

[B]

I always get that confused with Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler.

[A]

Okay. Not the same.

[B]

No, I know Brooks Leish.

[A]

Oh, they have pictures of, like, people who's hosted years past. Rita Ora. I just want to say I'm kind of, like, loving Rita Ora recently.

[B]

The song Poison by Rita Ora is like, sing it.

[A]

Fuck. So you don't know? No, no, no.

[B]

It's like, it's so old, but it's like every time it comes on, it's like, no, Skip. Like, I drink my poison and it's.

[A]

You choose my poison.

[B]

Whatever.

[A]

Yeah, that's a good one.

[B]

I pick my poison.

[A]

I like her. She, like, married West. Did she someone you don't know in the UK who, like, has a lot of money and it's just been, like.

[B]

Really good for her.

[A]

Sometimes you just gotta marry a rich man.

[B]

Well, because she, like, just, like, had to stop trying so hard.

[A]

She could relax. Yeah. And you know what? I feel like she's more successful now that she's, like, sort of uncle.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

I see her everywhere. I find her. Like, I really like her.

[B]

I've always liked her.

[A]

So Juliet is hosting with Rob Gronkowski in Vegas. I love Rob Gronkowski. I don't know if he's the right man for the job I do, but I love when people. Especially the New Year's programming. As I've gotten older, I. I feel like my whole childhood I watched, like, cable, and then I was, like, drunk, alcoholic, who couldn't be bothered to be home on New Year's Eve. And I didn't care about the programming. Now that my life has slowed down a bit, I'm very attuned to the programming. The last couple of years, I've just sat around and watched a sob and these choices matter to me now.

[B]

Well, and I feel like it was normally we switch between the Rock and Eve and the country one.

[A]

The country one is so good. So I like the alternative programming, even Miley's which like I didn't love. I love when they try new things like, like and Dick Clark's is good. Like it's fine.

[B]

It's fine.

[A]

It's classic.

[B]

It's like when I think Dick Clark's I just think Jonas Brothers.

[A]

Why?

[B]

Cuz I feel like they always perform for New York Rock and Eat.

[A]

It's actually a good call. Yeah. Andy and Anderson's like I like when there's competitive good programming. I can flip through the channels. Rob Gronowski and Julian Hoff is like not titillating for me.

[B]

I. I just don't think it's stiff enough competition.

[A]

And I also feel like. Tell me if you feel this call. Like the last couple of years Dick Clarks has sort of been like, like pre taping a lot of stuff. Oh yeah, I don't like that. I. I wanted to feel I was.

[B]

Talking to one of a country artist on the, on the carpet and they were like we're going to somewhere to film for New Year's and pre recorded. And I was like oh, it's like.

[A]

That episode of Friends with Monica and Ross. Like do the pre taped dance.

[B]

Oh yes, of course.

[A]

Okay, our fourth story. I just like seriously can't. Lizzo says plus size women are being erased and society must undo the effects of OIC Boom. Like as she's actively losing weight, I.

[B]

Was about to say is she? But she's not on Ozempic.

[A]

She said she's not on his epic. And I actually do believe her. And I just feel like ever since she lost weight without Ozempic she just has a chip on her shoulder, you know what I mean?

[B]

So she's saying that like people should stop losing weight on Ozempic or people should stop losing weight in general because then that's hypocritical. So she's losing weight.

[A]

She published a personal essay on substack. A more annoying sentence. Everyone on their sub stack.

[B]

I can't.

[A]

Do you guys have one? He was. No, the title was why is everybody losing Weight and what do we do? Sincerely, a person who's lost weight. So she's acknowledging her privilege. Okay. In the piece she shared that she's currently still weighs over 200 pounds and is still a proud big girl. Said she feels as though plus size women are being erased in the age of weight. Loss drugs like oic. So here we are halfway through the decade. Oh, yeah.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

That's like 25. Yeah. I guess weirdly halfway.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Where extended sizes are being magically erased from websites. Plus size models are no longer getting booked for modeling gigs, and all of our big girls are not so big anymore. We have a lot of work to do to undo the effects of the oic.

[B]

Boom. Okay, she's saying two different things here, right?

[A]

Yes, agree.

[B]

She's saying two different things here. She's saying one, that like, plus size women aren't being included in like fashion shows or being cast in campaigns. And that's one story. And that's, you know, should be fixed. But then the other story is like, that people stop losing weight.

[A]

Yeah. And she's like, so let's do whatever they want.

[B]

If you want to lose weight, you ought to lose weight. Yes. Okay. We should include more plus size people if that's happening. For sure. But the other. Let anyone, everyone do whatever the fuck they want.

[A]

No. And here's what's not being said. And I feel like I'm allowed to say this because I am a former slash current member of the plus size community and I've taken nose out. Here's what's not being said and why Ozempic is so popular. Like, the body positivity movement is great. Like if you are in a body that you hate.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Forcing yourself to like it is important. You should not be unhappy. Having said that, the underlying, like the undercurrent of the plus size movement, especially among women, I feel like men are more honest about it. But like, we don't want to be fat. Like, nobody wants to be fat. Sorry. And that's like fat phobic of me to say sorry. It's true. Nobody craves to be fat. So when Ozempa came out and it was this actual doable thing to get you out of this body that you've been forced. Forced to. Like, obviously people are gonna take that way out. That's okay. So why the body positivity movement is not crumbling but is changing is because it was based on the premise that like, you couldn't change your body.

[B]

Right. Really?

[A]

Most people are not fat by choice. I would argue, like, maybe there's one person who is. Yeah, I would argue 99.9% of the fat community is not fat by choice and have tried everything and is just unable to get out of the body that they're in. So that's what's not being said. Like, let's let's just, like, kind of say the thing that's, like, not supposed to be something. Like, fat people don't want you to be fat.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And that's why Ozempic is so popular.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And please just, like, don't get me started. Even when Bethany was here and I love her, I feel like she'd have a good take on Ozempic because she doesn't, like, really know the struggle of being fat because she was like. But, like, what about the people who abuse it?

[B]

Like, how do you abuse it? What does that.

[A]

Like, if you're skinny and you take it, like, seriously, ask me how many fucks I give. It's zero. Like, that's also. Why are people always focusing on the skinny people who take Ozempic? Like, yes, there are people who do it. Is it healthy? I'm not a doctor. Honestly, a lot of people.

[B]

Would you rather them do that or would you rather them, like, snort cocaine, pain?

[A]

Not only that. Why are we talking about that? Yeah. And not the person who, like, for the first time in their life, lost £100.

[B]

Like, it's so true.

[A]

I can't have, like, those people are always the focal point. Not skinny people, like, always being the center of attention.

[B]

But I also just feel like people have to find anything that makes other people happy. People have to find an issue with it.

[A]

Like, and I'm sorry, like, Lizzo saying this when she's literally dropping so much weight. And yes, I guess she still is technically plus size, so she can say what she wants. Like, she's literally lost £100.

[B]

Right.

[A]

And I think she has said that she feels better and happier than ever.

[B]

Like, yeah, let's just not yuck each other's yams, you know, a thousand percent. It's my least favorite quality in people. Honestly, that's the real culprit here, you know?

[A]

Like, you know, her cancellation was legit because she's taken to substack 100%.

[B]

Is substack a paid platform?

[A]

Yeah, it's like Patreon, but for writing.

[B]

Oh, that's.

[A]

Yeah. And that's actually how the Free Press started. It was like a substack newsletter, and it got so popular. So, like, some. It's. It's actually a great platform. I'm, like, joking, but.

[B]

That'S crazy. Yeah.

[A]

Sachi Lou Freebush. Are you ready for Dear Toasters?

[B]

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[B]

Okay, let me just pull it up.

[A]

I got a lot of things going on on my iPad. Okay. Dear toasters, my aunt, who is 15 years older than than me, okay. She's 34, recently got divorced. She has started seeing a new man who's 42. She has told everyone she's bringing him to Thanksgiving. So it's pretty serious. But the issue is I used to more than five years ago regularly hook up with this guy. I'm happily dating someone. I hope to be engaged soon. But I just need to know if I should say anything to anyone. Should I give my boyfriend a heads up? Should I tell my aunt? Should I reach out to him? I really don't think he knows I'm related to my aunt because he's not on social media. Help.

[B]

Okay, but yeah, she's 14.

[A]

Yeah, we need to rewind.

[B]

So the aunt is 34. Four. Yeah. The girl is 20.

[A]

The toaster is 20. Is 15 years younger than 34, is 19.

[B]

She's going to get engaged soon.

[A]

Wait, she's 19. The man is 42 and they hooked up five years ago.

[B]

Hold on, hold on.

[A]

When she was 14.

[B]

Hold on.

[A]

Sorry. You shouldn't tell your aunt. You should tell the police because he's a pedophile.

[B]

Wait, he's. I need my. I mean my calculator. Okay, so she is 34 and he's 42, which means he's eight years older than her, right?

[A]

Six, seven, eight.

[B]

Yeah. Okay, so eight years older than her, but this girl is 19, so right now when she was 19 and he was 27, they were hooking. No, sorry. That's right. Now they hooked up. What?

[A]

When he was 38. 37.

[B]

When he was 30.

[A]

37 and she was 14.

[B]

Why are we being pranked?

[A]

Call the police.

[B]

That's insane.

[A]

That's the sound of the police. Like, your man's a pedophile. I don't care about, like, the.

[B]

And also, what's the expectations? Like, okay, say he doesn't know that you guys are related because maybe he doesn't know. Fine, whatever. So then the expectations is like, you guys all get to Thanksgiving and then you see each other and then he puts it together and then what?

[A]

Right. That's what she's asking. So I want to say two things. Like maybe we have the numbers wrong.

[B]

Maybe. I think maybe there might have been a typo.

[A]

Let's say there was a typo. Let's say there was a typo. How do you handle this awkward situation? I don't think you should be, like, in cahoots with your aunt's man, like, talking behind her back.

[B]

Agreed. And what should. They hooked up a few times or they dated.

[A]

Not that I used to regularly hook up. Just giving. Just like.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Do 14 year olds regularly hook up?

[B]

Not that I.

[A]

What does hookup mean to you? Sex or make out?

[B]

Oh, I think sex. Yeah. Because I feel like usually it's like people are like, oh, we made out.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. But like, when I was in high school, like, hookup meant, like, make out.

[B]

Right. In high school. For sure. No one in high school.

[A]

Yeah, for sure. So you have two options here. Call the police. Or if we're not doing the math right, or maybe you had a typo here.

[B]

I would just be honest. With your aunt.

[A]

With your aunt. Yeah. Don't talk to this guy.

[B]

Don't talk to this guy.

[A]

She can tell him.

[B]

Yeah. And also just be like, I don't care at all. Like, just so you know.

[A]

Just like, people need to know things. Yeah.

[B]

Just like sharing information, being communicative. Right.

[A]

Let's communicate about the fact that your man's a pedophile. No.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, exactly.

[A]

Or as the Internet calls him, an map. Minor attracted person.

[B]

Minor attractive person.

[A]

You know how, like, you can't say, like, pedophile. Like, you can't say homeless. It's unhoused. Like, they come up with new words for everything. No more pedophile. A man. Map Minor attracted person.

[B]

I really can't.

[A]

People are so disgusting.

[B]

Really can't.

[A]

Including maps. All right. Are you Ready for another holiday themed detroasters, detoasters, detoursers. My husband's brother does something I just cannot get over. Every holiday. Thanksgiving, Easter, Christmas. He invites the whole family over for a big dinner. Which sounds really nice, right? There's a catch. He charges. He charges everyone $25 to come. The first couple of years that I was dating my boyfriend, I had no idea my husband would quietly venmo him and then never told me. But once I found out, I was so shocked. Shocked. Honestly. Am I paying for a reservation or going to a family holiday? I told my husband that I'm not going anymore if we're basically at a restaurant. Guests at his brother's house. My husband agrees that it's weird, but won't say anything to keep the peace. So am I overreacting, or is it totally justified in refusing to go to a pay to eat family holiday dinner?

[B]

Okay, like, it is weird, but I kind of get it.

[A]

Margaret's name, by the way. You're saying, am I going to a restaurant? I hope not, because you're only paying $25 for a Thanksgiving feast. Now let's talk about the burden that is hosting your family. The financial burden, the time burden, the cleaning. Like, it's not nothing.

[B]

It's not nothing.

[A]

But I think a lot of people feel a responsibility to, like, get your family together during the holidays. Because if you don't during these times, like, when will you? So it is, like, a huge responsibility. And while I would never. I do see somebody I don't know. I don't think it's that crazy.

[B]

I don't think it's that crazy on a social scale.

[A]

It's like, a weird thing to do. It's your family, but logistically, like, that's what I'm saying. We were talking about Thanksgiving. Like, Jackie's hosting everybody, but everybody's, like, pitching in some way.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Because it's a big thing.

[B]

Oh, my God. It's so. It's an undertaking.

[A]

It's an undertaking. I kind of, like, it's so crazy. And like, I. You would like. I would never. Like, I'd rather be dead.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But I kind of understand it if.

[B]

You have the balls to ask. Like, I do get it. Also, 25. I'm sorry. It's not a lot.

[A]

You know, it's just a good time to bring up the fact that you've never hosted me at your apartment.

[B]

You have come to my apartment once before a concert, and we had a drink.

[A]

Yeah, I don't think I was, like, offered Like a snack or anything. Like, you don't host.

[B]

I'm not. I don't host. I don't.

[A]

I feel like I'm always having people over. Like, Shabbat. I did Yom Kippur. I did Rosh Hashanah.

[B]

No, you always are. I have a couple things to say. One, I don't have a dining room table, and I just feel like if.

[A]

You really cared, like, you would have a dining room table.

[B]

No, I. I don't care because I don't want a dining room table.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

And two, like, you have a husband that's a chef, so, like, he really puts. Does, like, the.

[A]

That's fair.

[B]

The hard work.

[A]

If I. If I was hosting by myself, like, Yom Kippur, I didn't cook anything. Like, we ordered bagels.

[B]

I offered.

[A]

Kids catered.

[B]

You have a key pour, but you.

[A]

Don'T have a tiger at the table.

[B]

Right. So. Exactly. But also, like, you don't want to come to me. Like, you want to just, like, roll out of bed and go into your living room.

[A]

I know, but I'm just saying, like.

[B]

It would be nice for me to offer.

[A]

Yeah, we're not coming.

[B]

Don't worry.

[A]

We're not coming. We want to sit at a table and not, like, you know, walk through beer cans. I don't know.

[B]

What do you think? What do you think?

[A]

You're just young. Like, that's what young people do.

[B]

I live at a frat house.

[A]

Is there, like, cigarette butts on your countertop?

[B]

Ugh, no, I don't smoke cigarettes. I kind of wish I did. That'd be cool.

[A]

I know. I'd be so skinny.

[B]

I would, like. Like, the skinny cigarettes I feel like are in right now. Like, I feel like I. In another life when I was at.

[A]

Nyu, I so heavily. With a pink Capri cigarette.

[B]

It was pink.

[A]

No, the box was pink. It said Capri on the outside. Capri.

[B]

Capri. I never got into them.

[A]

After I quit the vape, I became a chain smoker. Like, it was insane how when I would have a cocktail, like, I would literally, like, be like a rat on the street bumming cigarettes off of people. Kathy. Little Kathy and her cigarettes. Yes. It took me, like, a couple of weeks slash months. And I got over it really quickly. But I do miss those days. When I was in St. Barts, I just, like, smoked like I was in Saint Bars.

[B]

Right? Of course.

[A]

Like, me and Taylor Strecker, like, chain smoking. And then Taylor Donahue and Ben, like, screaming at us like, they're so lame.

[B]

What do you mean Ben? No one loves a cigarette more than Ben.

[A]

Yeah, but, like, not like I was.

[B]

Like, you do it sober.

[A]

Like, when I woke up, like, just.

[B]

Because, like, I'm crazy.

[A]

I'm in St. Barth. That's what you do.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Sorry. Back to this girl. I do think, like, you not going. You're only hurting yourself like family and.

[B]

Also causing issues for your husband.

[A]

This is holidays. Like, this is just what you do. Like, you deal with weird family members. What, you're gonna have dinner alone because you want to pay $25? Like, please. You're just.

[B]

You'll probably end up paying more for any we're gonna have.

[A]

Put yourself in his shoes. Like, he's the one hosting. Do you offer? Like, are you Margo? Like, do you. You know what I mean?

[B]

Yeah, that's fair.

[A]

Like, he's the one doing it. So you know what? Just, like, pay the two cents.

[B]

Pay the. Pay the two cents.

[A]

All right, next up. This one is so crazy. It's not holiday themed. Our next two are not holiday themed, but I just chose them because they were, like, really crazy and funny. Hello, Jackson. Claude. Sorry. Please help. This one's really upsetting me. I've been seeing a guy who I really like, but I forgot that I told him that my father's Jewish. I practice Christianity, so he, like, just probably forgot about it. We started talking about conspiracy theories, and he started talking about how apparently there's a conspiracy theory out there that denies the Holocaust and what the Jews went through. He gave really intricate details that were so anti Semitic. And when I told him my father was Jewish, he just tried to retract everything he said. It's just a conspiracy theory. It's not what I believe. What should I do? Also love you guys. Love the Jewish culture beyond. Girl, run, run, run Joey run Joey, run Joey, run.

[B]

Like, girl go. That's crazy because, like, that's, like, there's.

[A]

A lot of content's not Jew. That's.

[B]

There's a lot of conspiracy theories that, like, I could maybe get on board with. Of course, that is not one of them.

[A]

No.

[B]

That's so crazy to even, like, bring.

[A]

Because I feel like everybody, like, dabbles in conspiracy theories. It's, like, fun and funny. Like, Beyonce didn't care. Blue Ivy, whatever. Harmless ones like that. Yeah, but there's two types of conspiracies. Like, fun ones and then people who are, like, actually crazy. And I fear you might be dating, like, a truly crazy person and anybody who even brings up. Okay, actually, let me just Say, how did he say it? Like, was he. Like. Do you know that?

[B]

Like, he felt like. Like he was saying the reason why she's writing this in is because it was said in. Not been giving the benefit of the doubt. No, literally. Stop. That's so Jewish of us. I know.

[A]

I know how they done the. Like. Yeah.

[B]

No, run. Yeah, sorry.

[A]

And I'm sorry that you had to sit through that.

[B]

Yeah, that's not right.

[A]

No, it's not.

[B]

That ain't right.

[A]

But I just want to say.

[B]

What?

[A]

Like, if we're just talking about conspiracy theories, like, I would argue, like, one of the biggest conspiracy theories and the craziest ones out there is, like, Holocaust denial, for sure.

[B]

But I feel like he could have been like, well, there is the one that, like. Like, that denies the Holocaust, but that one's crazy. Like, whatever. People are insane. Like, that's one way to put it. But it sounded like he was, like, citing facts.

[A]

Yeah. And, like, I don't know much about Holocaust denial other than that it's a group of people who deny the Holocaust. That's because I don't partake in the theory, so I don't know the details. Like, how they prove that.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Like, what do they say about the tattoos on people's arms? Like, what would they say to Mark Schoenwater? Like, or so you know what? You should have him make a donation to the Mark Schoenwater Holocaust Education foundation and maybe go to one of Mark's talks. That's what I would recommend. Agreed.

[B]

That's his homework.

[A]

That's what I say to all dear Toasters. Like, no matter where you're going through, make a donation to the Mark Schoenwater Holocaust Education boun. Like, you will feel better. You will feel better about what's going on in your bridal party, what's going on at work. Like, just make a donation. Because you know what? It's not that serious. And also, you can find somebody else. Break up with this guy.

[B]

Yeah, he's gay.

[A]

All right. Our fourth and final is so funny. Okay. I've been seeing my hairdresser since 2022. We usually do two to three appointments a year for color and cut. She's never asked me to take pictures of my hair or make any content while I've been there. But she does a ton of Instagram reels and content, and she has a decent following. Am I ugly? Does she hate me, or do I just need to ask? Ask. Oh, so there's two possibilities. You could be ugly. Sorry. Like, but I don't think that's it. Because also, it's about hair.

[B]

It's about hair. By the way, she can easily not show your face. Right.

[A]

When, like, a lot of times when.

[B]

I do my hair, you don't have good hair or like, you have great hair or.

[A]

Or not you being so negative or. I think that hairdressers, like, are kind of sensitive about asking. They don't want to. Like, what's worse than asking somebody if they can make a reel of your hair and they say no, you know?

[B]

Right.

[A]

Or they maybe should feel like you guys are that close like that, like. Like that she could ask, maybe the people that are on her reels are people she knows personally, people she's been doing for 10 years.

[B]

Or like, people like, are. Do they have a following? And is it like, in exchange for.

[A]

Right. You know, or you have three strands of hair.

[B]

Right, right.

[A]

I hate to see a picture of your hair.

[B]

I need.

[A]

I read it's not about you being ugly. Because most, a lot of times when I get my hair done and they ask if they take a picture and I'm not wearing makeup, I say, yes, but please don't show my face. And they're like, I wasn't going to anyway. Like, they're showing your hair, like, from the back.

[B]

Because also, like, they can. It's all from the back. Like, they cut thousand percent, you know.

[A]

So I don't think you're ugly. Don't worry about that. You might have three strands, get extensions. Right. She make it real or she just feels weird? Maybe she doesn't feel like you're open.

[B]

But like, yeah, but, like, should she be like, next time? Like, oh, by the way, like, if you want to make a video, it's.

[A]

Just like, so awkward.

[B]

Like, also she ask, who cares? So true.

[A]

Like, don't even bother.

[B]

So true. And like. Or if anything, if you really want a reel for you, be like, hey, can we make one?

[A]

And you make it and then you open up the door. Of course.

[B]

Of course.

[A]

Yeah, I guess. Like, it is funny, like, but if I was a hairdresser, I would die if somebody said no. So, like, maybe you're really, like, cautious about who you ask.

[B]

Right, Right. Like, you just, like, have to know or it, like, has to come up.

[A]

Right. Or it's a person who does social media for a living who, like, doesn't think it's weird.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Like regular degular. People, like, don't want to be making transitions.

[B]

Exactly. And also, like, they'll go to, like, not wearing Makeup and I'm just here to get my haircut.

[A]

I wouldn't take it personally unless less like take a good. Like do as Jackie says. We always say this with your toasters. Like do an audit of your hair. Is it ugly?

[B]

Is it like featurable?

[A]

Right?

[B]

Or is it not?

[A]

Maybe if not, go to neutral.com, use code TOAST.

[B]

Truly. Truly.

[A]

Sa. It's been a pleasure.

[B]

Cloudy.

[A]

Thank you so much for being here.

[B]

Thank you so much for having me.

[A]

Tell everyone.

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Follow me.

[A]

Set number one.

[B]

Everyone follow me. Argosre M A R G O S H R Y. You can follow my adventures. Every week it's something new. I don't really know what it is, but you know, it's fun over here and love ya. Bye.

[A]

Thank you guys so much for listening. Oh, have an amazing Thanksgiving.

[B]

Oh, Happy Thanksgiving. Thankful for you.

[A]

Oh, Sechy. What are you thankful for?

[B]

Thankful for. Yeah.

[A]

No, for real. What are you thankful for? Oh my God.

[B]

I'm thankful for Magnolia. I'm kidding. I'm thankful for my family.

[A]

I'm thankful not Magnolia coming first.

[B]

No, I'm thankful for Magnolia. I'm thankful for my family. I'm thankful for my friends. I'm thankful for for my beautiful life and happy, healthy. I'm thankful for my niblings. I'm thankful for it all. What are you thankful for? I'm thankful for Hashem.

[A]

I was just going to say I'm thankful to the Lord first and foremost. As Joey Kass so lovingly put it. I am thankful to the Lord. The Lord guides me. I'm thankful to Dr. Fox.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

I'm thankful to my family. Of course, my little. You know, I have an immediate family now and then I also have like a family. Yeah. I'm thankful to everyone. I'm thankful to all of our listeners. We have the most wonderful listeners who just show up every day and listen or watch or watch Spotify or YouTube. Thankful to the listeners. Really thankful to Jackie, who was such a great business partner, friend and CEO. Excuse me, CEO this year. Thankful to Ben. Thankful to you. Thank you. Thankful to everyone. But mostly the Lord.

[B]

Mostly the Lord.

[A]

Like dead ass. I'm not even being serious. I love the Lord.

[B]

No, same.

[A]

And I don't know why saying Lord instead of like God or Hashem feels like so non Jewish.

[B]

I know. That's why I'm confused why you keep.

[A]

Saying when you open up a sea door or like a ch, you go to the English transliteration, it says Lord. Translation, not translation.

[B]

It says Lord.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So our Lord and Savior does that.

[A]

Still Lord and Savior is Christ. Cuz we don't say savior.

[B]

Savior. Got it.

[A]

But Lord just means like Lord.

[B]

Lord.

[A]

God has Lord without the E. Yeah, that's the frizzy haired singer.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

Lord, drop the E. The creator Love you. Yeah. He's the original creator.

[B]

He's the OG Content creator. Content creator.

[A]

Thank you guys so much for listening to the Toast and L Morning show where we deliver the fast stories in each and every Monday Friday on YouTube. So you're watching us on YouTube. Please feel subscribing. Give this video a thumbs up. We're also Spotify weekly down to VR. Have an amazing holiday weekend. We're back on Monday. Love you. Bye.