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Good morning, girlies. It's the Toast. It's Jackson Claude and we're your host. It's your favorite show, the Fast 5 things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the Toast.
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I sound amazing.
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Welcome back to the Toast and happy hump day. Speaking of humping, there's a girl.
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There's a girl I know.
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And it's Jacqueline Filet. Hello, Ms. Filet. How you doing today?
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Hey, turgiloo. We're the ladies in black today.
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Yeah, it's a skims maternity set. Sleigh for me.
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It's a girly T shirt merch with maybe pants and a cardigan for me. Slay, play the house down boots.
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Hey, girly. How you doing? Welcome to the Toast.
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I'm darn good. Happy to be here at the Toast for another lovely Wednesdays, another lovely show with my lovely sea sturd.
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I feel like being lovely.
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Okay, let's keep this energy up.
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You know, I made a nice coffee this morning without ice.
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Oh, that's, like, so yucky. And it doesn't.
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Why is it so gross?
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Why is it so bad?
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Everything was from the fridge. Everything is cold. The drink is still, still cold. I just don't have ice here at the studio yet. I have to get an ice maker. It's like a whole thing. So I usually bring from home. Forgot my eyes. Like, what is it about this coffee that seriously looks like sewage?
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No. It's so disgusting. Oftentimes, like, if I'm staying at a hotel or something, like, if I don't have ice, like, I just have to do it like that. And why is it so much grosser?
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I don't know. Because it's not about temperature. Like, it is the same temperature, but I don't have, like, the slushy. First of all, you know, I like to swish my ice around.
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You like to swish?
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So it's a, you know, oral fixation as well.
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You know, it's more than that. Like, it is scientifically grosser.
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Why?
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I have no idea.
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I think because it looks like it's been sitting in the car for three days. So you're, like, thinking you're. You're drinking, like, old car coffee.
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Drink it out of an opaque cup. Yeah, it would still taste weird.
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Something about the sound of those ice cubes jingling, like, makes the coffee taste better.
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There's something to it.
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So I'm suffering. That's all that to say? I am suffering.
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Oh, I'm sorry. And I guess we weren't going to keep up our lovely energy for that much longer. Before we launched into the complaints, I actually have a lovely tidbit to share, which is that I made the crunch wraps yesterday. I said I was gonna make crunch wraps, and I made crunch wraps the best thing I ever ate in my life.
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I know. I.
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It's not shocking that I haven't had one before because I've never had Taco Bell, but. Which isn't shocking. Like, if you, like, what am I going to eat at Taco Bell? But it's shocking that no one told me, like, hey, Jack, like, we're having crunch traps. You should make one.
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I feel like I did. I told you about this place I went to in la.
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Okay. That doesn't do anything for me.
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And then that's, like, what inspired my whole journey with crunch wraps.
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Yeah. But, like, I don't know. I just feel like you weren't emphatic about it enough. And if you.
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I feel like you should have copied me. I copy everything you do. Like, there's no shame. Copy me.
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I thought it was like, a Ben thing, you know?
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No. Okay. Let me tell you, I didn't know.
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That you were passionate about crunch traps, too.
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No, no, it's just a me thing. No, he does it all for me. Yeah. When we went to la, everybody was like, try this kosher restaurant. Try this kosher restaurant. I was like, sure. We Uber eats did. I ordered a bunch of stuff. It was like a Mexican place, and they said, kosher Crunchwrap Supreme. So I just threw one in as, like, an alternative entree, you know, I didn't think I was gonna like it. I also got, like, my regular bowl, of course, and, oh, my God, it was the most fucking amazing thing ever. And I had two that trip. And then I went home, and I was so upset, I actually messaged them on Instagram, and I'm like, please, like, will you ship me one? Like, freeze it. I don't know, like, gold belly something. And they were kind of, like, rude. They were like, no. And I was like, oh, okay. Yeah, never mind. It's time. Yeah. I didn't want it anyway.
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I wouldn't want that.
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I'll just go kill myself. And so then Ben and I went on the journey of, like, figuring out how to make them on our own. And they are good when Ben makes them, but they're not nearly as good as his kosher place in la.
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Well, I haven't had that. That. So all I have is, like, the. The. The one that I made last Night, which was parchy perfection. It was such. It was such a nice new thing to add to the menu of my life.
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I'm so glad that you liked it, and I'm so glad that you figured out how to make it, because I feel like whenever I'm at your house, we. I have, like, a very particular.
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You have, like. Like, two or three things that you.
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Have, like, a range of things that you can make, and within that range, I have a range of things that.
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I like, and you've got a couple things off the menu that you like. But now you have a new one.
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So remind me the next time I'm at your house, which probably won't be for so long.
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Watch. You'll be here next week.
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One of the. By the way, Ben wanted to go this weekend.
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Classic us.
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Just remind me that that's, like, some. One of your offerings, please.
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Okay, you know what? I need to add it to the recipe book. Crunch Wrap.
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Oh, and while you have your pen out, I had a list written on my phone. When you couldn't find your pen, did you ever transcribe it?
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Yes, I did.
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List of people who the rules need not apply to.
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Oh, no.
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Karen Huger and Kelly Clarkson.
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The one that I transcribed that day was. Oh, Toast Playlist. That was after.
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Now, when you lost your pen, we started a list on my phone. List of people who the rules don't apply to.
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Okay, I need, like, tabs in this thing.
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Yeah, you do, because, like, it's just, like, a book of stuff of, like.
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Just paper lists of people.
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By the way, if, like, the police found that notebook, they would think the person who wrote it, like, had dementia. Like, it's just so scattered.
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I know, but that's what we do. Okay, so Karen Huger. The rules don't apply.
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Kelly Clarkson.
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I feel like the rules do apply to Kelly. Like, you're a smart woman. Follow the. No, it's not just about. Like, she.
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She follows them.
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It's not just about her face. Like, are you capable of following the rules? Then you should. Karen Huger is, by the way.
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But that's not what. What we were talking about when we made the rules. Like, because we were saying how everybody's always like, well, Claudia, you said this.
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But, like, if Kelly got a dui, I would be mad at her. You should know better. Like, that would be unacceptable to me.
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It would be acceptable to me.
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So it's just about, like, your faves.
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Yeah. List of people who my rules don't apply to. No, because it's not faves. Like I had said. I said. I said this when we. When we were talking about this, that if Taylor Swift got dui, I would be, like, disappointed.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. And you'll feel that way about Kelly?
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No, it's not about your faves. It's just about, like, how the world works. I can't explain it.
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So to me, it's about, like, what you're capable of.
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Well, it feels like the. The list was sort of like, my thing, and so it's my interpretation.
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On the list, we have Claudia's submission clauds.
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Okay.
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Jax. Okay. So you want Kelly even though.
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Yeah.
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So this is like, people who could get a DUI and I would look past it and you would defend them.
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Yeah, I wouldn't defend them, but I wouldn't, like, be hard on them. I would just kind of, like, ask you not to make a story like Luke Homes.
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Honestly, if Luke Homes got a dui, I'd bury it.
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Bury it? We'd cancel the show. I'd lie and say I was sick. Yeah. Yeah, I love that.
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Okay, we'll keep adding to it.
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I had my first less than sublime sleep with my pregnancy pillow last night. It was still, like, a fine night's sleep, but I'm definitely, like, looking at the pillow differently now.
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You know, it's not solving all your problems like you thought it would.
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Even though last night was still, like, the best night's sleep in the last month, you know, like, it still ranks the top five night, but in terms of it was my worst pillow night yet.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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It's okay.
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You win some, you lose some.
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That's true.
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You won't appreciate the great night's sleeps without the bad ones.
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And speaking of things I lost, it was an hour of my life last night with the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Like, to make me watch an episode that had not one, but two. Like Kyla Mauricio and then Bose and Keely. Like, those types of scenes. I max out at one per per episode.
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KK and Dorit.
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That was actually drama filled.
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I know. Are they gonna stay together?
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She was on Watch Happens Live last night too, and they asked her that. First of all, they had three guests on Watch Happens Live last night. Did you see that?
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No, I didn't. Because I went to watch Andrew Schultz's special.
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Oh, I would love to hear your thoughts. In a minute.
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Let's circle back, but continue what you were saying.
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So Dorit was the guest, and then they had the winners of Traitors, which was two people or maybe not the winners, but like the people everybody's talking about. Gabby Windy and Zac Efron's brother Dylan. It was three chairs.
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Gabby Wendy won.
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Dolores won.
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I just saw a headline because for some reason I hadn't seen who won. Like, it's like Mass singer. They're really keeping it under wraps. But like, I saw a headline today. Gabby Wendy won. She hasn't gotten her money yet unless she is getting paid for something else.
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She said that on Watch Rabbins live that she hadn't gotten her paid her money yet.
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I feel like she won. And that would also explain why, like, she's having like an extra huge moment right now.
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I think that there are multiple winners because I know Dolores won.
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But then I saw like a tick tock type video of the cast of Traders, like participating in a trend. And it said like two men won.
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Traders and Gabby were Dylan Efron, Dolores Gabby Windy, and Lord Ivar Mountbatten.
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Excuse me.
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That was the top four. And then just tell me who won.
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Lord Mountbatten was on Traitors.
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Oh, yeah. You didn't know that? No, I did. He made a lot of news.
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He. I saw him making news the other day. Like, just. I think he was talking about Megan, but I didn't realize it's because he's like the.
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He was talking about Megan on Traders.
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I didn't realize it's because he's the like, cause du jour of the moment.
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So Dolores won, Gabby one. Why are they making it so hard?
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He was. He was responding to the Sussex last name thing. They got his take right.
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Right.
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Wait, I'm not okay that he's on Traders. What?
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Okay. Yeah. There were four winners.
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Okay, well, that seems Dylan Efron, Dolores.
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Mountbatten and Gabby Windy. And they will share the 200000 prize. So all that to say four people were. Three people were on Watch albums live last night. Andy asked, like, what do you think is going to happen with you and Dorit? The audience they did a vote was like 90 they're not getting back together. And Dorit was like, I don't really know. And Gabby was like, isn't it up to you? She was like, no, actually, like, if I just said I want to get back together, like that wouldn't be enough.
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Yeah. She said that in the episode that he's in control, which is like the.
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Worst spot to be in a bad.
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Place to be in. But as I watch their conversation, I hope they stay together. And if I were Dorit, I would want to stay together. It's just too much upheaval. They have small children. Their finances are. Who knows? And like, I think it would just be so messy if they split up and, and they do like each other. And I, I hope that they can put in the work and get back together. I know that, like, some people would be like, well, the love is gone. Like, that's so unromantic. But like, yeah, I don't know. I think what, that's life. What they have in their life at this stage with their kids and their home, like, is worth salvaging. Also, he's like, not even home all the time because he's always traveling. That was her issue with him. So, like, maybe they could get back together. They don't see each other that much. They'll make it work. Like, I don't know. I. I think that's what's better for them as opposed to, I don't know, them splitting up, selling the house, her moving with the kids, switching schools. Like, it's just a nightmare.
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All that to say. I don't put that on the same level as Bose and Keely and Mauricio and Kyle's conversation. So boring. I wanted to die. We'll talk about in the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills recap at the end of the show. TV recap segment. But, like, bored.
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Yeah. And it was all like a precursor to get to St. Lucia.
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Even though I was like, living for the trip. I know, but just like seeing the digs and stuff, it reminded me of when the real houses in New York went to Turks and Caicos, which is like one of their best trips yet. And they had that villa, like, it was very pretty. I actually think it'll be a really good trip. I don't know what happens. Like, I just, I'm feeling vibes wise and like the rooms and everything. And I like to see a newbie planning a trip.
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Yeah. I. When they were showing the preview for next week of them on the boat fighting like, it was reminded me of Columbia. It looked very choppy.
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Totally.
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Yeah. So that's also.
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I didn't know St. Lucia is the only country in the world named after a woman.
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Fun fact herstory.
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And how, like, Kathy Hilton can't pronounce St. Lucia. It's literally not hard.
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What did she say?
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Oh, no, it was Jennifer Tilly. She's like, why can't I say it? St. Lucy or something.
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But it's not for me to judge.
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No, sir. Those in glass houses.
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No, not for me to judge. Okay, well, what else do you want.
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To chat about before we dive in?
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So, Andrew Schultz. I think I watched, like, half so far because I did try to get to sleep at a reasonable up.
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A comedy special.
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Well, Zach was going to bed, and I. I think he wanted me to keep watching so he could watch it. But, like, I was like, you know what? We both need to go to sleep. We've not been getting good sleep. The boys have been just, like, waking up. Like, they're switching off every night of who's gonna wake up. And it was, like, almost 11, and I was like, okay, that's like, a good sign to go to sleep.
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Who woke up last night?
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Chatty, classic. Chatty, classic chat.
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I'm so obsessed with Chad.
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So I was. So I'm at the part. What's he up to? They're about to do IVF that he's, like, explaining that process. So many things made me laugh. And it's actually a different stuff than what you said, but maybe because, like, when he was saying how he used to be so scared of, like, getting everyone pregnant that, like, when he would jerk off in the toilet bowl, he'd flush twice and wipe it down with Windex because he was scared that when his mom took a dump, it would splash back up into her sperm and get her pregnant.
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And then he'd have a brother. Hilarious.
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Crying, laughing.
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Yeah, that was really funny too. I can't recap a part of a special with you. Like, that's so crazy to watch half. We have to talk about it tomorrow when you finish it.
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Oh, and by the way, like, the way that you framed it made it seem like you didn't know that he. How it goes when he has ivf and, like, the. When you have the picture at the end, the video montage that, like, it's a shock that, like, he has a child, but, like, he talks about his child the entire time.
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I didn't say that I knew he had a child, and I knew that IVF worked. I didn't know if it was this round of IVF that worked.
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Okay. The way I. I heard it yesterday, which I obviously misheard, was that you did. He's telling the process, and I thought maybe he even hadn't shared yet that he has a kid.
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And that was amazing. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So it's fine. You miss her. It's not a big deal. It happens all the time.
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No, but I really was enjoying. It's really quality comedy.
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Yeah.
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They don't make. I'm so glad you like it anymore.
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I'm so glad you like it?
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So many funny jokes, like, about the Jews that were like, not Jackie.
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I completely agree. I thought the Jewish jokes were so funny.
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Yeah.
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And not offensive. Agreed.
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He's not a Jew, is he?
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No, but like, with a name like Andrew Schultz, every time I find out he's not Jewish, I'm shocked. I'm like, andrew Schultz. I went to camp with Andrew Schultz. Yeah, he's not.
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He's not confirmed.
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No, confirmed.
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Interesting.
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He also doesn't look Jewish. It's just his name.
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Yeah, it's also his, like, brand. His vibe is not.
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You think?
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Is not.
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Oh, agreed. Agreed.
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Yeah, agreed. So that was fun. You want to get into the stories. We actually have a lot to talk about today about, like, a lot of random corners of the entertainment world. So without further ado, it's the Fast 5 stories you need to know. You do.
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Our first story is something that we sort of manifested. Or maybe I just, like, wouldn't have looked at this headline if we hadn't spoken about it earlier in the week. Who knows? But Sydney Sweeney, trouble in paradise with her mans. She has extended her hotel stay without her fiance. So listen to the.
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How the fuck do they know this?
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Listen to the deets. Cindy Sweeney has made herself comfortable at a swanky hotel, but she wasn't living the good life with her fiance. This from tmz. He was not with her, and it's raising concerns about their relationship. Sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ that Sydney had been staying at the Beverly Hills Hotel since around mid February, and her fiance has not been part of the extended stay. Now she's in Paris for Fashion Week, and it appears that he isn't there either. Sources say Sydney has been seen around the Beverly Hills Hotel with a couple of girlfriends and a bodyguard. Also told that Sydney had besties. Sydney and her besties had several meals at the hotel stay in Polo Lounge, and they also spent a lot of time at the bar. Sydney even had lunch over the weekend with Lauren Sanchez at the pool. Just an interesting fact as part of the story.
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Yeah, we'll get. But let's get to that in a minute. Okay. Just sidebar with the Lauren Sanchez thing.
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Cindy looks like she has a couple girlfriends with her in Paris, so it's unclear if it's the same girlfriends from the extended hotel stay. The situation is pretty interesting, says tmz. As they first reported, Sydney and Jonathan recently postponed their May wedding, blaming the delay on their busy schedules. Sydney's extended stay without Jonathan has folks at the hotel buzzing about whether they're broken up. And on its face, doesn't sound like a stretch.
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Yeah. Although I do think everything you just told me, like, could be explained away in one manner.
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House.
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Right, Right. And I do think that, like, just to be devil's advocate, like, if you're marital home, let's say they share a house together, you're broken up or whatever, and you're a celebrity like that, like, you can get another house relatively quickly. You don't need to stay at a hotel. It's not like, you know, Tom Scavo renting a condo out. Let's be real, like, who's paying for the house?
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I don't know. He's a restaurant tour.
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So am I.
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You know, like, yeah, it could mean a lot of things, but I'm gonna operate under the premise that he has money. Otherwise, like, what's going on.
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Otherwise, like, seriously, what's the point.
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Yeah. You said he's ugly. He's.
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I didn't say ugly.
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You said he's. I just said ugly.
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That's not what I said. To be clear, I think I said.
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Like, you said, tom Ackerley is handsome, which left space for the fact that this guy is not.
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Even though I definitely.
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This guy.
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I definitely made an implication, like an inference, but I didn't say it.
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You inferred that he's ago.
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That's how you interpreted it. And I'm not going to step on your toes of interpretation, but I want.
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To say I think that he's nice looking.
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I didn't say that he wasn't.
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But I do think he has money.
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Well, I hope so. So I do think it can all be, like, explained away, but I also think there's something going on here.
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Yeah. Yeah. Especially the wedding postponement in tandem with all, like, how are you engaged to someone and you don't spend any time with them? That's so Hollywood, though. Like, I know each other. Like, these people who are in relationships. That's why it's like, okay, Dorit and pk, like, just stay together. Whatever. You're not gonna see each other.
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Well, Dream PK are different. Like, they're a family. Like, but I know what you mean. Like, some of these family. Like a giant tree reaching up towards the sky. Great, Great musical reference. Thank you for bringing that back into my life. Probably one of the worst songs from the Dream Girl soundtrack, but I don't want to get into that. Yes.
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There's, like, some actual, like, what's the.
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Worst song from the Dream Girl? No, that's a skip. No, it's like, also this really lame emo, like, part of the movie, and everybody's, like, crying, and it's just like, get me back to Jennifer Hudson. Yeah. And get me back to the show Girls, the dream girl. I need to watch Dream Girls. It's been far too long.
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I would say, like, one of, like, Jamie Foxx's solo songs would be the word. You know, it's very like, Sharon.
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Okay. But at least Jamie Foxx is famous. The guy who's singing We Are a Family, like a giant tree. He's like that manager guy who gets, like, sidelined by Jamie Foxx. Right. He's, like, such a loser.
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What's it called?
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Well, we Are a Family. Why isn't it called We Are Giant Tree? It's also just, like, a poorly written song. I think a lot of this. The music from that family, and it's.
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By Family sung by the whole, like, everyone. Jamie Foxx, Jennifer Hudson.
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No, but it starts with that big weenie guy that was. Is that like the weenie guy who's like their original, like, brother slash manager? I think he's someone's brother.
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Keith.
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I need to watch a movie again.
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Dream girls. Who does he play? I feel like this is it, but I For sure I just need to know. He freaking plays freaking place.
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I actually hate the word freaking.
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The actual effort seemed extreme in this situation.
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I agree. I agree.
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Okay. They're not making it easy for me to find out. It shall remain a mystery.
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All that to say. It's definitely up there as one of the worst songs on the soundtrack. I stand by what I said. Okay, back to Sydney Sweeney. For me, there's no love lost. If this is true, I'm not gonna, like, celebrate. Obviously I want her to be happy. It's sad to see a relationship end, but it definitely has potential for her and Brendan Skinner. And I was really happy to see after. I think it was on Monday's episode where I brought up my. My little gripe with Brendan Slinnar, which felt like kind of niche to me. I don't know why I was not the only one. The comments were like. The feedback was really overwhelming. People are. And if you're. Whether you're team Justin or team Blake, people are also finding Brendan's Glenar to be really annoying and wishy washy. And I'm glad I'm not the only one who felt that way.
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You know what it might be? It might be that, like, Sydney and the studio want to so doubt in people's minds about her relationship so that they can ship her and Brendan for the betterment for the housemaid movie. And she sort. And it's like, okay, sure, I'll live at the Beverly Hills Hotel. Like, for the movie, for the studio's paying.
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Can I bring my.
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Lauren's coming for lunch. What's that about?
A
Okay. Yeah. I mean, the depths that Lauren Sanchez goes when it comes to, like, social climbing and just like networking. And I don't mean that in a negative way. Like, I think social climbing is a grossly underrated skill. They never cease to amaze me. You know, like, when you think about who comes on her and Jeff's boat, like, so Sydney Sweeney. Why not? You know, it's just only a little shocking because so far she's pretty much kept with celebrities in her own age demographic.
B
Yeah. Like, and Sydney's much younger Sweeney do for Lauren Sanchez.
A
I think the better question Is what can Lauren Sanchez do for Sydney Sweeney?
B
What can she do?
A
Oh wait, I know.
B
She could send her to space.
A
I know the Housemaid is an Amazon MGM studio production.
B
Maybe Lauren is working on the movie. Maybe she has, oh, 1,000%.
A
I could see her being like wanting to get into production. So Joe, Joe, what's his name? Jeff, throws her a bone. Like, here, produce this random movie I'm making.
B
Or it's like Lauren likes to read girly swirly books and Jeff's like, what should we make into a movie? And she said the Housemaid, which was a good call.
A
Even though, like in the breadth of the Amazon's like brands, them owning MGM studios or like their partnership with MGM Studios, they make a lot of movies. Like, is a huge part of him. But I don't think Jeff Bezos has anything to do with that. Having said that, if his girlfriend wanted a job in movies, like that's where. That's the department he would call.
B
Yeah. But also Frida McFadden is a Kindle Unlimited author. So the Housemaid is like a book that only makes its son Kindle and Amazon, that's like a big 360 partnership.
A
It is. But again, like in the breadth of things that Jeff Bezos has his hands in, like Kindle Unlimited is not relevant to his. Like, I'm sure he doesn't even know what Kindle Unlimited is. I know he knows that they make a Kindle. I know he knows that.
B
I'm sure he reads books on Kindle, don't you think?
A
Yeah, but I don't think he subscribes to Kindle Unlimited. You think he's reading like swirly poor.
B
I think he gets a free subscription.
A
I feel like he reads physical books.
B
How could he? He's invented the Kindle.
A
True. He like destroyed the industry, but then.
B
He also brought it back. Like Amazon is books.
A
Yeah. And then they now have Amazon bookstores, which just seems so backwards to me.
B
Yeah. And Barnes and Noble is coming back thanks to Tick Tock Obsessed. So that we should make a list of Tick Tock pros and cons. And one pro, I mean we would.
A
Be here all day.
B
Well, the con list would be rather long. But the revival of the book industry has been a byproduct pro for TikTok.
A
Another byproduct is lots of stay at home moms, like earning income.
B
Yes.
A
As creators, that's all social media. But TikTok specifically has like a really big niche.
B
Yes.
A
I would say the giggles. That's a huge. The amount that I chuckle.
B
That's the direct con, is the amount of time that you spend.
A
Of course. Of course. We're not going into cons. We know that, you know, they are there. Of course, Osama. That definitely comes to mind when you think of cons. But pros, I think those three for now are good.
B
Okay. It's something.
A
And I do also want that we.
B
Have met some new audience members.
A
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We do pick up a couple stragglers on Tick Tock. A lot of, like, you know, a lot of youth.
B
A lot of youth.
A
And I just want to say to our youthful listeners, while I love you, you're welcome here.
B
Of course she's no longer focused on you.
A
I'm so not. This show was, like, actually really not for you. It's for the boomers, and the boomers have been showing themselves. And I love you. And I. I need to start, like, speaking more directly to our boomer community.
B
I love this pivot for you.
A
Yeah. I feel like everybody's, like, at chasing Gen Z, go, go, chase Gen Z. They're seriously, like, they're not my problem anymore. I. The more I think about it, like, this show is really not for them. We're kind of sophisticated.
B
We are kind of sophisticated. We're an acquired taste.
A
You wrecked. You don't like us. Acquire some taste. Ramona Sigur slayed the house down boots when she made that her tagline. There are so many taglines that, like, over the years, fall flat. They don't age well. They weren't funny. They were weird. But there are a couple, and that is one of them. I would say that's one of the best ever. I'm an acquired taste. You don't like me. Acquire some taste. Like, it's funny. It's to the point. And she really is an acquired taste. Like, some people really don't like her.
B
Yeah. I mean, for me, it's Jackie Gold. Tonight, our top quality fabric will be the number one forever, just because of how much we use it in everyday life.
A
And one that I actually use all the time. That was really appropriate for the woman. But also sometimes, like, you just need to say it. There's two. The first is you either love me or hate me. There is no in between with me. Danielle Staub, season one, Real Housewives of New Jersey. Like, she was, by the way, they. Nobody was ever, like, ambivalent about Danielle. Like, she really was.
B
Was there ever a lot of love?
A
Jacqueline Lorita, like, couldn't quit. Danielle style. Yeah, there was love for her.
B
Okay.
A
And then her weird boyfriend with the long hair who like showed up with his, with his goons at the country club. Danny. Yeah. Thank you. And then another one that I just find myself quoting all the time is. And it's not relevant to me or my lifestyle or even the person who said it. Like I don't know what she was talking about, but I worked too hard for this zip code to go home now.
B
Desperate.
A
Desperate. But like whenever I like work hard at something, I worked. No, that was Kyle Richards. Oh, wait, no. Yes, it was Kyle Richards.
B
She didn't work hard for the zip code. She was born in it. It's Taylor Armstrong in a plea of desperation.
A
Oh, then it's like a little bit darker. Of course I work too hard for the zip code to go home now.
B
Kyle doesn't have to say that. She's.
A
You're right.
B
So yeah, that kind of changes things.
A
That's not as fun.
B
Certainly not.
A
But I feel like the joke is that Kyle's always talking about her zip code. Yeah.
B
Yeah. It just happens that there was zip code crossover. But Kyle would never have to say that she didn't work hard for the zip code. She was born there. Her whole family's there. She like, even if she left, she's still there. You could take the girl out of the 90210, but you can't take the 90210 out of the girl.
A
I don't know why. I just want to triple check.
B
Go ahead. You need to hear it from Taylor's mouth.
A
Yeah, yeah. It's Taylor Kyle's. That season was unborn and raised in Beverly Hills. This is my town. Sure.
B
Can I say the same thing twice?
A
Totally. So wishing Sydney Sweeney the best and hopefully this is true.
B
Yeah. Yeah. Our next story is some influencer cocktail news. Alex Earl and Kygo are leading a 3 million dollar investment in up and coming canned cocktail margarita brand. So Alex Earl has been teasing like a new big thing that she's doing and she had said on her Instagram that she's getting involved with a can cocktail company. Some a brand that like wasn't doing well but her and her friends like actually tried it and love the taste and it's their favorite. So she got involved and it also is now clear that a lot of other big celebrities have gotten involved in like reviving this brand and investing. It's called Sit Marks and it's canned margaritas.
A
Yeah. I asked Ben about it, what advice he had heard of it and I actually think like she was going to enter the alcohol space in some way. And so her picking up like a defunct brand that already has like all the infrastructure, she doesn't have to start from scratch is much smarter. It's less work for her. And like it's. Half the work is already done there. Just. It was a flop, you know, it wasn't a bad product, but nobody want like nobody. They didn't have good momentum. So for them to just sort of pick up, it's actually very smart.
B
But also it has a lot of like, strategic backers. So it's not just Alex Earl on her own with $3 million.
A
No, it's the palm tree guys who do those festivals.
B
Kygo also Michael Rubin. July 4th boy is.
A
Yep, July 4th boy.
B
Aoki Labs by Steve Aoki, former executive chairman of Founders Brewing, John Green and anti fun boxer and influencer Jake Ventures capital firm. Okay, so that's still John Green, but.
A
It'S like a lot of big people in the partying space. DJs. Festivals like this is sort of guaranteed to work just given who's invested in it. Right.
B
Success under their belt to no success.
A
It is interesting though that there are a lot of like big names a part of it, but it's being branded as like Alex's thing. It's like they all invested in the idea of her being the face.
B
Yeah, that's very smart.
A
Yeah, it is. Even though they're all celebrities themselves, I'm sure Aoki could have had like a canned cocktail. Aoki Cans, you know, whatever. Yeah, you can. If I were to launch a new canned cocktail company, as you guys know, I already have one. It's called Sports Society. It would be called you Cans look sick.
B
You should talk to Bren Bren about a rebrand. Or I should get like a diffusion line.
A
The idea would only be the rebrand would only be contingent on Mercedes Javied and her husband Tommy wanting to be on board because they are the direct inspiration.
B
They would be your Alex Earl.
A
Yes. And then we would have a flavor that's like, has like hints of mahogany. And it would be called you look.
B
Like piece of wood.
A
You look like piece of wood. Now, if you don't watch the sunset, you have no idea what I'm talking about. And you're really missing out.
B
Yeah, that's beautiful. Also, Alex Earl posted today an interview that's coming up on her podcast. And she doesn't say who it is, but the commenters seem to have sussed it out because she's like talking to someone. Looks very serious. Almost like Diary of A CEO. And she's like, I admire you so much as a female entrepreneur, and you always speak your mind. People are saying, it's Bethany.
A
Oh, for sure.
B
For sure. Which would explain a lot. And we'll finally get clarity on Dinner Gate.
A
Oh, my God. I'm, like, literally dumb because I saw the clip, and then I was like, oh, the comments definitely have it figured out. And they're like, oh, it's definitely Beth. Beth. Everybody's calling her Beth.
B
You're lying.
A
And I'm like, who the is Beth? And. And so I immediately became disinterested. I'm like, why is Jackie breaking this up? Like, Alex's weird friend Beth. Who cares? Like, I thought she had, like, a home friend named Beth, and now is making a lot more sense. It's also interesting how this is her first episode drop, I think, since leaving or dropped or whatever. And it looks totally different. She appears to be, like, in a professional studio.
B
Yeah.
A
Yeah. She had been doing all of it in her house.
B
Yeah. I feel like there's, like, different iterations of her, but, like, she has some sister episodes, some, like, vloggy episodes, and now some. Sit down. Serious.
A
Some Braxton episodes. He's an investor in this project. His name was on the thing.
B
His name was on the thing. And she's, like, kicking a golf ball off of his mouth in the videos.
A
Cute. I thought the. The gr. Like, the creative was very. She's very pretty, and everything she does is, like, cute. And the outfits were great. And Braxton and the girlies on the golf course, like, it was really cute.
B
Yeah. Really, really cute. And then work. Being in business together, like, bodes well for the health of their relationship because that's. You're in it for the long haul.
A
Yeah.
B
Even though it's not like you're going, like, nine to five every day, you have to, like, see him if it doesn't work out right at the water, like, the board meetings.
A
She makes more money than him. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, because we know now, like, for this year, he's getting $2 million, which is obviously a lot, but for Alex, I think she probably makes $2 million in a month.
B
Yeah, she definitely could.
A
So it's cool. You'd love to see that.
B
Yeah. But that's why I think they really love each other.
A
I would love her, too. Like.
B
Yeah. But, you know.
A
No, I really think they're. Sorry. That was, like, shady. And I didn't mean to say they are, I think, like, the real deal in terms of, like, love.
B
Yeah, I think so. They seem like, really happy together.
A
Another business partners. We'll see how that works.
B
So yeah, this is cool. Good luck.
A
GL to sit.
B
Margs.
A
Yes.
B
Next to our little controversy, I like, seriously, this movie Snow White is like such a curse.
A
So what is the controversy now? I didn't even hear about it. I've actually, like, I have it blocked from my brain. Like, I'm not interested.
B
They've been like, hush, hush. And now Disney is scaling back the Snow White Hollywood premiere amid all the controversies. So Snow White is set to come out on March 21st. Disney is hosting a Hollywood premiere of Snow White on March 15, but the studio won't be rolling out the red carpet like it usually does. The afternoon festivities will include a pre party and a screening at the El Capitan theater with Rachel Zegler and Gal Gadot. However, the red carpet will not include dozens of media outlets usually invited by Disney to interview the cast and creatives at its premieres. Instead, coverage will be limited to photographers and a house crew. The studio did not come in for this story, but the scaled back plans come amid controversies surrounding the film. So.
A
Well, so which controversy do you think is most directly affecting the film? Is it the little person erasure? Is it Gal Gadot and Rachel Zegler, like, clearly not liking each other and every time Rachel Zegler does something to promote the film, she goes on Twitter afterwards to say free Palestine because she's working with an Israeli Jew. Like, which part of it, which scandal do you think is affecting it the most?
B
I do think the war is like the most recent ones. I do think they've rode the waves of like the Peter Dinklage stuff. Rachel Zegler has, like, Dinklage pro casting.
A
Little people as dwarfs or.
B
No, he was not pro, like having dwarves. But then it was like, if you take them out, then that's.
A
There's no work in Hollywood, aren't getting a job.
B
But I think it was like the portrayal of them being like these caricatures.
A
Mythical.
B
No, like, and like stereotypical, like bad traits and not nuanced people.
A
Okay.
B
You know, but I think it's been very difficult for them. And then they did the trailer and you can see that the, the dwarves, if they're calling that them that I'm.
A
Not sure are back, but they're cgi.
B
So seven little people didn't get a job.
A
Correct.
B
Wrong. That's the wrong.
A
Like I said, little person erasure.
B
Little person erasure. Then Rachel Zegler's like, aside from, you know, Gal Gadot and like, invalidating her As a person all the time. She's, like, constantly, like, saying stuff and then having to, like, go and apologize for it.
A
Yeah. Like, I mean, this when she was talking about, like, the stereotype of, like, Disney princesses being like, you know, princesses, Damsel in distress. She's not a damsel in distress. It's a girl. It's a Disney movie. Shut up.
B
Like, she's not going to be saved by the prince. She's not going to be dreaming about true love. She's dreaming about becoming the leader she knows she could be.
A
Pass. Like.
B
Like, I can't believe this movie, after everything is, like, still coming out. This should have been. You weren't here on Friday, but Powerpuff Girl, CW reboot, like, was canceled, but the trailer leaked. Claudia was seriously, like, I can't believe.
A
This movie hasn't even come out yet. I thought that's what you're gonna say. We've been talking about it for years.
B
I feel like it was just always like, oh, at Christmas and I'll get buried with Christmas movies. But it's literally coming out next week. They're not even doing a proper premiere because everyone is just so messy and, like, no one can be around Gal Gadot, who's, like, an actual queen and, like, a beacon of morality.
A
And. And no, she's such a queen.
B
She's such a queen. And, like, the fact that they had to present together at the Oscars that little Rachel, like, I can't believe that they're still going forward with all of this and now they're also scaling back because it's like, if you're gonna do it, do it.
A
It's just like, the only. Like, this is not my circus at my monkeys. Like, I didn't ask for this movie. I didn't ask for Rachel Zegler. Like, I don't care. And Snow White is also not a film, like, a Disney film that I have, like, a fond relationship with. Like, when I heard some of the music that's coming out, I'm like, I don't know these songs. Most Disney movies, like Little Mermaid just come out. I know every word. Yeah, I know. Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go. I'm sure they took that song out too, because it was about the little people. So this isn't a movie like, I particularly give a shit about in terms of the story.
B
Well, I do love a live action remake. And in any other time with any other lead actress, I'd be sat. And I can't decide if I want to watch it, to support Gal Gadot or if I want to not watch it, to boycott Rachel Zegler.
A
I know it's kind of, it's tough. We're kind of at a crossroads.
B
So it's like, is everybody going to watch it? Because everybody might feel seen. Like you have two sides of the coin. There's someone for everyone, no matter what.
A
It's kind of like it's very egalitarian.
B
Or is there someone for everyone to boycott? So no one's watching it.
A
Right. That's when like with the war, like, nobody wanted to. They were boycotting Starbucks on both sides.
B
Yeah. Yeah. But that was also like, I think more confusion. Like people didn't know like what they were boycotting.
A
Yeah.
B
And like nobody really knew what Starbucks stance was.
A
Yeah. And I don't think they had one. They just make coffee, you know.
B
Yeah. But I think that they sometimes make coffee in Israel. Was that the problem?
A
They don't make coffee in Israel. That's the thing. Like they the for years, like they refuse. There's not one single standing Starbucks in Israel. That's why the popular coffee brand aroma, which is actually coming to the US slowly started as like a replacement for Starbucks in Israel. So they have like, if you've been following for years, like, you know, like Starbucks like doesn't fuck with Israel. Then all of a sudden during the war, it's like, Starbucks is pro Israel. So the Palestinian side started boycotting Starbucks and we're like, no, they're not. There was like one employee who wore a pin and they were like, can you not?
B
Yeah. No, but other employees wore other pins.
A
Yeah, it was like it was a self expression thing. It wasn't an official Starbucks communication memo sent out.
B
Yeah. That was like McDonald's too.
A
Correct.
B
But McDonald's is in Israel.
A
Actually was just looking through my time hop, and I saw this picture of me and Benny and McDonald's in Israel. It's so. It's like so much better.
B
Well, it's also kosher.
A
Yeah. But like the offerings, it's not the same menu. Like you can get a schnitzel. Like, it's so good.
B
Yeah. That's like McDonald's Paris.
A
Yeah. Yeah. Where else? I had McDonald's in Portugal. Very similar. Like, it wasn't this one. Fancy menu. Yeah.
B
Oh, sad.
A
That was good. It was good.
B
They didn't have Portuguese.
A
No, no. Portugueses.
B
Portuguese Mickey D's.
A
Oh.
B
Are you ready for our next story?
A
If it's our next story that's brought to you by Manscaped Per chance it actually is.
B
Because this is about a man.
A
Did he escape?
B
No, but he probably uses manscapes. He wouldn't admit it, but he definitely does.
A
It's spring break season. Also. Remind me after this. I have to tell you something.
B
Publicly or privately?
A
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B
Thank you, Kurt.
A
Okay, so the thing I wanted to tell you because this thing the manscaped ad about spring break reminded me. So unfortunately, because I became like a powerful voice against Bonnie Blue, I'm now constantly berated with her content. Yes. She's on spring break in Cancun. I don't know if you saw they're like sucking tequila out of her ass.
B
I did see. Like, like, why Spring break baby with Bonnie Blue. Does it get any better than that?
A
It does, actually.
B
It gets much better.
A
It really. Guys, it gets better. Hashtag, it gets better. So I just wanted to update you guys. Like, I officially know, like, I know what Bonnie Blue is up to now. Like for the foreseeable future, that she.
B
Bought, like, a 500, 000 car.
A
I did see that. She bought a 500, 000 car. And somebody. I saw the funniest tweet about it. It was like, would you let a.
B
Thousand men take it for a ride?
A
Yes. How did you see that? I mean, it'd be the same for. Maybe it's because we, like, share Facebook.
B
Oh, it's because we share Facebook.
A
We share, like, all social media, which is that, like. Right. Instagram, everything.
B
It actually makes it helpful for, like, knowing that we saw the same things.
A
It does. And I thought it was a great, very poignant question to ask. Bonnie blue. You spent $500,000 on a car. It's your most prized possession. Would you let a thousand men take it for a drive?
B
No, because it's too precious to her most like.
A
Correct.
B
Unlike her own body. Posay body, yada, yada.
A
Correct.
B
Our next story, Zach Bryan has a new girlfriend and goes Instagram official with her. Her name is Hannah Duncan, and he has posted her on his Instagram stories.
A
So Zach posted her thigh gap. Like, that's all I saw.
B
Zach Brian went Instagram official was. They were also, like, spotted together, like, photographed in Australia. So, like, you knew he was seeing someone. But for him to post her on his story is another step. Zach Brian went Instagram official with his new flame, Hannah Duncan, less than five months after his messy breakup with Brianna Chicken Fry, which we have spoken about at nauseum. So it's that Zach Brian, if you haven't been following, not Luke Bryan, I don't think.
A
Not Luke Holmes. Not Zach Chicken Fry. Brown Band.
B
Not Zach Brown Band.
A
No. Even though he has, like, a lot of relationship drama with his divorce.
B
One day at a time.
A
Yeah. One toxic male country star at a time. I mean, it's not shocking that, like, we knew he was going to have another girlfriend. Right. But it's really crazy to. And that's what I think. Brianna Chicken Fry, why she didn't take the money was like, you know, nobody. I didn't know there was anything wrong with him. When I got into a relationship, there was no warning signs. And now I feel like everyone who goes into a relationship with him, like, knows, you know, there's. You can think that Brianna was lying, whatever, but there is information out there about him now. And so you can go into a relationship with him more informed because there's going to be a power imbalance. He's a rock star. He doesn't date other rock stars. He dates civilians. That's, like, his thing. Because he likes to be richer and more powerful. Yeah. So Brianna did everyone who's gonna date him a huge service in knowing, like, there's a seed of doubt, even if you don't believe everything Brianna said. Like, and you're like, zach Ryan was wronged. You know, these things now. So I'm wishing her the best. Hopefully, like, getting worldwide cancellation, like, maybe it changed him. God willing. Like, I hope that. I really do, so that this girl doesn't suffer.
B
Yeah. But I'm sure she's seen what we've all seen, and she's going into it, hopefully eyes open. Maybe she thinks she can change him. Who knows what she's thinking? But they are together. I was trying to see how old she is. I do also think that that affects a factor. Yeah. But I. I can't see. So good luck.
A
That's just so crazy about fame because, like, this person is objectively, like, short and ugly. And this model, she's gorgeous. She's, like, tall, perfect model. He put this picture up that we're talking about on his Instagram. It's, like, her standing. He's, like, standing way behind her, and she's, like, looking out at the ocean, so it's just like, a silhouette of her body, and you could see the ocean between her legs because that's how skinny her legs are. Like, she literally has this, like, amazing body. And it's just so crazy what, like, money and fame does, because Zach Bryan is in no, like, world on the same level. Looks wise.
B
Yeah. She's 27 and he's 28.
A
Okay, good.
B
Frontal lobe is there.
A
Yeah.
B
Decisions can be made. They also weren't in Australia. They were at an Australian bar in New York City.
A
Very similar.
B
And she's Australian, so they might as.
A
Well have been in Sydney.
B
There was a lot of Australia going on in the.
A
Yeah. Yeah. So it was. It was. Yeah, it was. Cody Simpson was there, too.
B
He's always there.
A
He swam up to the bar.
B
Yeah. So we'll see. We'll see what happens. Maybe. Hopefully he can be a better man.
A
Like, I genuinely only wish the worst for this person, you know?
B
Yeah. Are you ready for our fifth and final story that will lead into our TV recap? Sort of, because it's a bit of reality TV news because the Valley Season 2 trailer dropped yesterday, and a lot is happening. Like, almost too much to keep up with. Every couple is.
A
It was a long trailer.
B
Like, literally every couple could be an entire storyline for another show. Like, like, on a show like Real Housewives, just Jason and Michelle would be a lead story. He's accusing.
A
No. And the big thing is obviously Jackson Britney. But that wasn't even like the biggest thing from the trailer.
B
Jason's accusing Michelle of being a hooker for a billionaire sleeping with him for fifteen hundred dollars a night. Lala Kent is ripping Jason a new asshole.
A
Right.
B
Naya and Danny, who are like the golden couple. Like there's some controversy there. Someone said that he's like feeling up girls at the bar. Then someone said that Janet's husband takes his ring off when he goes to the bar. Kristen and Luke are engaged and pregnant now Jax and Brittany are obviously getting divorced. He's an addict. She said that he's been spying on her in the house, set up spyware.
A
And bringing girls home to the house.
B
Well, yeah, but they probably like trade off very like Gina Kirschenheiter casita so the kid doesn't have to move. And maybe on his time he's bringing girls over.
A
That's insane. The. The Valley is kind of a perfect combination of like a pre existing fan base because of Jackson Brittany, Kristen Doty. Like there's history there. But everyone they brought on is so desperate to be famous. It has that real je ne sais quoi. The original Vanderpump rules had like these people don't give a. And they're willing to really out every element of their personal lives.
B
Yeah, but I wouldn't even say desperate to be famous because that's the. The people who still act that way are Jax and Kristen, like and Britney, agents of chaos who will do anything to make the show great. Like because Michelle is like cool as a cucumber. Like doesn't gives us like nothing. But her life is just inherently interesting. And Jason too, they're like very. They're kind of like fancy but like their world is crumbling around them and there's no way for us to not see that. Daniel and Mia or Naya have always been like the sweethearts of the show. They have a really. From what we've seen and maybe next season like in the trailers, just accusations that are kind of baseless. But they had three under two because they had a baby. And then twins, they really like are supportive of one another. She is just, I think she was like Miss America or she was a pageant girl, but she's just like sweet to her core. He's like so hard working. He's a working actor. He's just like so supportive of her. She's breastfeeding every other scene with the twins editor tits and the toddler Running around like, they're just. They're just lovely people, it seems, who really love each other. But then we got a couple moments where, like, I don't know. No, not truth, but, like, every couple. No couple is perfect, right? Everyone's gonna have the other side of them. Like, you saw a little bit of that. Nothing crazy, but, like, she was just about real life. She's very, like, controlling. Like a perfectionist a little bit. And when he would. I think he, like, got drunk and, like, said stupid stuff. Like, nothing offensive, just, like, genuinely stupid. And she was, like, so embarrassed that he would, like, be that way. And it was just. But they're. I think they're. They are as, you know, good as it gets, especially in Hollywood. So we'll see what the drama is. And then Janet. I'm sorry, I'm not. I don't remember her husband's name. They just had a baby last season. She was pregnant the whole season. So for him to be going out without the wedding ring when she's had a baby, it's crazy. And now Lala's on the show, and Sheena's on the show. And we saw Tom Schwartz in the trailer, too. He wasn't with Lala, but I'm open.
A
See, Sheena got invited to Lady Gaga's SNL after party.
B
Let me tell you that the only real press I've seen about Lady Gaga's new album is all vis a vis Sheenishe Queen.
A
Like, Queen doing, putting in the work.
B
Also, we've been accused of, like, not supporting Lady Gaga's new album. And then, like, some people were going so far as to say that we don't like the real Lady Gaga because we don't like her when she's, like, weird and we only like, like, bland. Joanne, let me tell you, the real Lady Gaga fans know that Mayhem is a work of art, and it takes days to digest. You think I could just listen to it once and tell you how I feel? I've been working my way through it every single day, listening to Mayhem every day.
A
I agree.
B
As a I listened Lady Gaga fan.
A
I listened to it front and back yesterday, and it definitely requires. And she was talking about this. I saw a clip of her on Lost Culture says, talking about how, like, she really created a genre of music that she now can recognize. Like, other people, you know, they don't copy, but, like, we're inspired by. And she. She can, like, say that she created it. And it is like, she does sort of change the. The face of music every time she Releases music. And so this is just that. Because a lot of the songs are very different. Right. Like, even Abracadabra, which is like a bop, but it's, like, not English, so it takes, like, a little bit of.
B
Rejiggering and, like, of understanding, you know?
A
Yeah.
B
I want to listen to it a couple times. See how now, like, when I hear a song that I've already heard, I'm like, oh, I like this one. I feel like I've heard it before, and then I'm listening to the lyrics. Like, you think we could say something about it after one listen? You obviously don't know Lady Gaga. She's very much.
A
No, but it is very good.
B
It's not surface lyrics, and it's not surface music.
A
No.
B
So I didn't like those criticism. I didn't like haters. That. That was serious. Hate that we wouldn't be Lady Gaga fans.
A
I'm really happy for Sheena Shea. I just wanted to say that.
B
No, her and her best friendship with Lady Gaga, I love. Yeah. Love.
A
And actually, you can see, like, Stephanie of Lady Gaga. Like, I could see her being, like, a little bit of a Sheena.
B
You know, she's like, see it at all.
A
I can.
B
No, like, Sheena is so commercial. Like, you know, that's what I'm saying.
A
Stephanie, like.
B
And Stephanie like, NYU art. Like, she's like. She know.
A
She's very sweet. Like, and that's the thing. Sheena's. Sheena is deeply misunderstood.
B
Like, Sheena is the cheerleader, and Stephanie, like, is the artist working on her art. And these two people never the tween shall meet. It's actually shocking.
A
Yeah. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Like, I. I actually don't, like, not enjoy watching it because I really like these women. It makes it really hard to recap, say anything funny or interesting because we're going on, like, three episodes in a row of nothing happening.
B
Yeah.
A
Like, we're all still talking about the wallet thing that Sutton said, because it really was.
B
I'm sorry. We're not talking about it enough, everyone.
A
I agree.
B
No one's mentioned it. And when Sutton was crying.
A
Oh, my God.
B
Just being Anybody gonna tell Dorit enough. That. That has got like, that this is too far or that is too mean. I'm like, what has Dre that said? Nothing compared to the wallet thing. Those things need to be said to you.
A
Sutton is so crazy. She's becoming so unlikable. And so it used to be that, like, when she would fight with people, I really never agreed with her. But, like, she really brought other things to the show in terms of, like, entertainment. And now she's just like, kind of a crazy old woman.
B
Yeah, I just. When she was crying and saying all that in St. Lucia, it just showed such a lack of self awareness because the only person who's gone below the belt here is you. And if you guys do have mutual friends, then in that situation, a mutual friend should lean towards defending Dorit because you are more wrong than Dorit. Plus, Dorit is going through a lot, so she does get a little bit of grace. But even without that, like, she deserves to be sided with because you have been so, so wrong. And the fact that they're literally like 12 year olds, where they're like, how come she can forgive Kyle so quickly and go back to being friends, but she can't forgive me that quickly?
A
It's like, we're never friends with Dorit.
B
Also, all season, Kyle and Dorit have been very start and stop. Like, we're moving forward and then they can't move forward. They've actually had a hard time getting to a place where they can joke and laugh together again. So it wasn't just like, they had one conversation and forgave each other. They had like four conversations. Plus they have a pre existing friendship that, like, is worth.
A
That's a bad comparison. Sutton and Dorit have never, never been.
B
A friend to anyone except Garcelle.
A
So there's really no hang out off camera. Their kids know each other, Their husbands knew each other. Like, they had a deep friendship in history, which makes, like, their whole breakup even sadder. But, like, for you to compare, like, that's just you saying words. There's. There's no comparison.
B
Yeah, and for you to be upset that Doritos forgiven Kyle faster than she's forgiving you, you're not even asking for forgiveness. You haven't even said sorry.
A
You're still fighting.
B
You're still, like, you said the wild thing. You didn't say sorry for that. So forgive what? You. You act like someone who doesn't want a relationship with her, and then you're mad that you can't get your relationship with her back.
A
I do think it's also becoming increasingly more difficult for Garcelle to, like, blindly have Sutton's back.
B
Yeah, but it's also. Garcelle is conflicted because of how much Sutton kisses Kyle's ass. That's the issue for Garcelle.
A
Yes.
B
It's like, wait, not all the other stuff. Like, that's where she's going to Turn on her because. Because Sutton, like, wants Kyle's approval too much. It's like 12 year olds.
A
And I love Bose making the comparison. Like, we've all been thinking it, but it's like everyone's giving me for being like, Dorit's mouthpiece. What about Sutton's mouthpiece? Garcelle. Hi. Hello. How are you? Like, why is it okay when you do it but not me?
B
Yeah. And Bose has been doing it for shorter. Like, we haven't seen Bose yet. Like, defend or read in something indefensible. Because for me, everything both has defended to read on is, like, it's logic. Yeah, that's your friend. Like, I agree with my friend. That's why we're friends. Because we kind of have, like, similar points of view.
A
I also really like to see Erica getting, like, more activated in the drama now. Like, she really couldn't. She obviously has, like, some sort of loyalty to Kyle. Like, they do have a friendship. So when it was Dorit versus Kyle, she couldn't really get involved. She was being like, a little boring mediator. But she fucking hates Sutton. Like, she will not forgive Sutton for not letting her off the hook with the lawsuit stuff and making that time in her life so much harder. And so it's like, oh, now we're going after Sutton. I'm in.
B
Yeah. And I. I do think that Erica has been, like, so forgiving. More forgiving than I'd ever expected her to be. Maybe even more forgiving than I personally would be. So to know that, like, grudges are still being held in the north remembers, like, there's. That's my Erica. That's the area. Yeah, I know, but when she was, like, saying when they were talking in her house and about Sutton and Dorit, and then she was like, well, it was okay when she did it to me. It was giving very, like, what about me? But then when she explained what they did to her, I was like, yeah.
A
I'm not at the point yet where, like, Erica bringing up her. Her thing every time, like, makes me roll my eyes when people do that. It is my least favorite thing.
B
But my eyes were, you know, maybe moved 30 degrees north. And then she explained what they did to her pills and the drinking and sitting there being like, you should figure. And she has to sit there and take and be like, I should figure out my medication and my alcohol. Yeah, let's mention it all.
A
Yeah. No, I love that she's, like, now really getting down in there and like, dweem team bows Erica and Dorit like in the villa upstairs. Just obsessed.
B
Yeah, same. And the rooms worked out really nicely because Kathy and Yes. Kyle share. And then of course Sutton and Garcelle and Jennifer and a couple things because people are saying like this group is hard to crack. And I felt like one Kyle and Bose's conversation. I know it was like Kyle was opening up and she was crying and so we shouldn't like say anything. Not supportive of that. But it was a little weird to me that like she's been accused of not opening up to bows. So then the next time she has a one on one with bows, like I'm gonna start crying and sharing.
A
Like I just felt like formulaic.
B
Yeah. I'm like not genuine. That's like not how things come about. Like I decide.
A
That's not how friendships work either.
B
To decide today that I'm going to cry to you and I'm going to open.
A
No.
B
It's just like a metamorphosis. And they hadn't gotten there yet. And then Kyle felt like she had been being penalized because she hadn't shared with both. So she's like schedules to sit down to cry and it's just like it.
A
Just to earn points.
B
Yeah. I. And I felt like she was genuinely sad and what she was saying was true. But the decision to do it right then and there because she hadn't been accused of opening up. It was just like a little in authentic. I felt. And that's just like not how those conversations typically come about. So I don't know. But I know you like she was going through it, so that was sad. But then also Jennifer Tilly saying that she hasn't felt like the group has been. That she. That she feels like an outsider. Which I could see. It's. It's. It's hard to. They have so much history and commonalities and just like husbands are friends and kids are friends and all of that stuff. But I also don't feel like Jennifer Tilly from what I've seen has made like a huge effort to get to.
A
Know in a real way.
B
Yeah. She doesn't even show us her house.
A
No, she just shows us like her purses which I love.
B
And I do feel like Erica like always is giving her her flowers about how she's so stylish and she's so cool and like, oh my gosh. She's like an. And I don't know, like does she pursue that friendship with Erica? They would definitely have a lot in common. I just feel like it's not fair to Say that when we haven't seen you, like, put forth the effort, try and, like, connect on a deeper level either.
A
I don't even want to give it too much of my brain cells, but the conversation between Mo and Kyle was.
B
So awkward, you know?
A
Yeah. And she's just waiting for him to bring up the paparazzi pictures and on POD for the reflection. I do not think Mauricio had anything to do with the photos, and I do not think it was this, like, big coordinated thing. Like, it was probably the girl being thirsty. But it was interesting how Mauricio did not like Kyle saying that. Like, he was feeling kind of defensive of the girl, you know, like, I don't know if that's his girlfriend or just, like, some hooker, but she was like, I. I know you didn't, but I don't know if the other person did.
B
Yeah. And he was like.
A
And he was like, well, he could.
B
Have easily blamed it on her. Been like, oh, yeah, I. Like, I should really vet who I'm seeing better. He doesn't feel spotted, like, last night with some brunette hooking up.
A
They're divorced. Like, I don't know what the hell we're talking about.
B
No, but I'm saying they're not together.
A
He doesn't live in the. She had a girlfriend for a year. What the hell are we talking about?
B
She moved on first.
A
Yes.
B
Yeah, no, I. I agree. I. I don't think that he did something wrong, but that is a hard thing. Not even for Kyle to see because he saw her in a music video kissing a woman.
A
A million paparazzi pictures of her and Morgan Wade for the girls.
B
And because that girl is, like, the age of his daughters, like, that's just always going to be a little weird.
A
Morgan Wade is really young. Like, I. Like, I'm sorry. Nothing Mauricio did compares to Kyle. I can count I literally 100 paparazzi pictures I've seen over the last two years of Morgan Wade and Kyle. How many stories. There have been photos of them together that they posted. Photos of them taken by paparazzi. The music video, She's a younger girl. Like, please. Mauricio did nothing wrong. Let's say he called the fudgeing paparazzi on himself. I would support it.
B
Okay, yeah.
A
What the hell are we talking about?
B
Yeah, like, otherwise, he's just like, what do they say?
A
Oh, I'm sorry. And Kyle did all of that while filming two seasons of a reality show. Like, please, what's that?
B
Like when you stand by and watch your wife, like, Having, like, be with someone else. That's what Andrew Schultz when, like, the OB gym was like, finger.
A
Yeah. Yeah.
B
He was like, just a cuck in the corner.
A
Yeah. Literally, like, it's so stupid, the attention. Everybody's like, kyle, how are you? Kyle, what the. Mauricio, how are you know?
B
And Garcelle making the distinction for the viewers as best as she could that, like, oh, we're allowed. She's very good at that. Pictures. But we can't talk about Morgan.
A
Can't even say her name. Remember the beginning of this season, she said, please don't say her name.
B
That's why there's much ado about Mo, because that's the thing you could talk about. If there had been much to do about Morgan, we would like. Then by the time Mo's out, pictures with someone's like, oh, good, he's moved on.
A
Finally, to Garcelle's credit, like, she really calls it like it is when it comes to Mauricio, Morgan and Kyle, like, she's really the only one who's not being like, Kyle's going through a lot and, like, she's asking questions and being critical. And I appreciate that because it's so.
B
Frustrating, especially because these things are playing out in the public. Like, if there were whispers that Kyle were in a relationship with a woman, we never saw them together, but it's just what the streets were saying. And one of the women brought it up on the show. That would be wrong.
A
Yeah.
B
But she goes out and about. She's at the concert. She's flaunting. She's in the music video. You can't help paparazzi. But I'm sorry, a music video. She's bringing her on the show, and we can't talk about it. Like, that doesn't work. That's hypocritical.
A
Agreed.
B
So I don't need everyone to bring up the private all the time. When. When there are things people are entitled to have, like, buckets of things that they want to keep private. But when you're doing it publicly and you won't do it on the show that you're on, that doesn't work.
A
Agreed. Tonight is Summer House. So we will be watching that for tomorrow's show, recapping it. Jackie will hopefully finish the latter 50 of Andrew Schultz's special when we cut that.
B
Also 30% that I have.
A
Great.
B
I feel like it's like, 30. Yeah. I'm excited for Summer House.
A
I'm excited for lunch.
B
Me too. What are you gonna have?
A
I'm not sure.
B
I feel like Got some leftovers. I think I'm gonna make salmon bowls again tonight with the leftovers. Make them work. Work them hard again.
A
Make it to make it work well then.
B
Yeah. But I also have the ingredients for crunch wrap in my fridge. But I don't think you have a crunch. I don't think you have two in two days. I think that's too much.
A
I think it's fine.
B
I think it's.
A
That's our show.
B
You guys.
A
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Podcast Summary: The Toast – Episode: "The Boomer Pivot" | March 12, 2025
Hosts: Jacqueline Filet (A) & Claudia Oshry (B)
Release Date: March 12, 2025
The episode kicks off with a light-hearted discussion about the quality of coffee without ice. Jacqueline Filet laments, "What is it about this coffee that seriously looks like sewage?" [01:20], expressing her dissatisfaction with making cold coffee without an ice maker. Claudia Oshry counters, suggesting that the lack of ice might make the coffee appear unappetizing, adding, "It's scientifically grosser." [01:54]. The conversation humorously underscores their differing preferences and the minor struggles of daily routines.
Transitioning from coffee, Claudia shares her success in making crunch wraps, declaring, "I made crunch wraps the best thing I ever ate in my life." [02:25]. Jacqueline relates by recounting her trip to a kosher Mexican restaurant in LA, where she discovered an exceptional Crunchwrap Supreme. Despite attempts to procure more, including reaching out to the restaurant on Instagram, Jacqueline humorously resigns, "I'll just go kill myself." [04:05]. The hosts emphasize the joy of homemade culinary creations and their attempts to replicate restaurant-quality dishes at home.
The hosts delve into their ongoing project—a list of public figures to whom "the rules do not apply." Jacqueline names Karen Huger and Kelly Clarkson, leading to a spirited debate. Claudia argues, "It's about what you're capable of," [06:19], while Jacqueline emphasizes personal interpretations of the list. The segment highlights their playful banter and differing viewpoints on accountability and favoritism toward celebrities.
Jacqueline vents about episodes of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, expressing frustration over repeated drama involving characters like Kyla Mauricio and Bose Keely. She remarks, "I wanted to die," [07:55], reflecting her disinterest in what she perceives as over-the-top conflicts. The hosts compare the show's dynamics to past seasons, pondering the sustainability of relationships amid constant upheaval.
Claudia discusses her partial viewing of Andrew Schultz's comedy special, highlighting jokes about IVF and family dynamics. Jacqueline shares humorous bits, such as Schultz joking about flushing toilet bowls twice to prevent unwanted pregnancies, which both find laugh-out-loud funny. The segment underscores their appreciation for humor that tackles personal and sensitive topics with levity.
The hosts transition into their "Fast 5" segment, covering the top five entertainment and celebrity news stories of the day.
Sydney Sweeney is under scrutiny as she extends her hotel stay without her fiancé, Jonathan, leading to speculations about their relationship. "He wasn't with her, and it's raising concerns about their relationship," reports Claudia [18:53]. The hosts analyze the implications of the postponed May wedding and Sydney's separate activities, debating whether this signals a breakup or just professional commitments.
Alex Earl and Kygo lead a $3 million investment in the canned cocktail brand Sit Marks, which Claudia praises for its strategic backing by industry heavyweights like Steve Aoki and John Green. Jacqueline jokes about potential rebranding ideas, illustrating their enthusiasm for celebrity-driven entrepreneurial ventures. "It's very smart," Claudia notes [32:48], highlighting the likelihood of success given the investors' backgrounds.
Disney scales back its Hollywood premiere for Snow White amid various controversies, including concerns over representation and internal disagreements between stars Rachel Zegler and Gal Gadot. Jacqueline questions, "They have to present together at the Oscars that little Rachel," [36:51], expressing frustration over the film's production issues. The hosts debate the impact of these controversies on the film's reception and the broader implications for Disney's branding.
Zach Bryan makes his relationship with Hannah Duncan Instagram official less than five months after his breakup with Brianna Chicken Fry. Claudia scrutinizes the dynamics, noting Bryan's pattern of dating civilians rather than fellow rock stars. "You can't take the girl out of the 90210, but you can't take the 90210 out of the girl," Jacqueline muses [47:08], reflecting on the challenges of fame and personal relationships.
The hosts dissect the latest Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 2 trailer, which teems with interpersonal conflicts and drama. From accusations between Jason and Michelle to Lala Kent's confrontations, the segment highlights the show's penchant for heightened emotions and complex relationships. Claudia commends Jacqueline's insights, "It's kind of like a metamorphosis," [60:31], as they anticipate the unfolding drama in the new season.
Wrapping up, Jacqueline and Claudia encourage listeners to subscribe and leave positive reviews on various platforms, humorously boasting about their talents and engaging personalities. They tease upcoming segments, including a TV recap of Summer House, and share personal anecdotes about meal prepping and recipe ideas, maintaining their signature playful rapport.
Notable Quotes:
"What is it about this coffee that seriously looks like sewage?" – Jacqueline [01:20]
"It's scientifically grosser." – Claudia [01:54]
"I made crunch wraps the best thing I ever ate in my life." – Claudia [02:25]
"You do not like us. Acquire some taste." – Jacqueline [28:12]
"We are an acquired taste." – Claudia [28:17]
"It's very smart." – Claudia [32:48]
"They have to present together at the Oscars that little Rachel." – Jacqueline [36:51]
"You can't take the girl out of the 90210, but you can't take the 90210 out of the girl." – Jacqueline [47:08]
In "The Boomer Pivot," Jacqueline Filet and Claudia Oshry blend personal anecdotes, celebrity gossip, and sharp-witted commentary to engage their audience. From everyday frustrations like poor coffee to dissecting high-profile relationships and entertainment controversies, the hosts provide a dynamic and entertaining listen. Their chemistry and candid discussions make the episode both relatable and insightful for listeners navigating similar life pivots.