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Good morning, millennials.
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Welcome back to the toast and happy Thursday. Hope everybody's having a day that's gargy. Of course. A day that's pargy, of course. And for me, it's a day that's largey, because I'm just getting bigger every day.
A
That's a beautiful thing. What a wonderful update that you've shared with us. I'm so happy for you.
B
Yes, of course. Of course.
A
That's the appropriate reaction. The bigger the better.
B
Yeah, that's great. Well, if that's the case, like, I'm.
A
So good, like, and at least, like, you're getting bigger and we have bigger chairs, you know? Cause some of us did two pregnancies in the Buchal chairs.
B
That's actually an amazing point. This new renovation couldn't have come at a better time for my big fat ass. And I actually, you know, when I edit the show, like, I do compare, like, the circ. Like the square footage that I take up on the chair versus you, it's hard to, you know, constantly be comparing yourself to others. I really need to stop also, like, I know you're going to kill me. And I just. I'm putting it out there. Like, I know you're going to kill me. That cord to your left is just like, bother me. Can you just, like, flick at the black one? I feel like it's. No, no, no. Like, on the armrest. Excuse me, like, behind you. Can you just, like, flick it off the actual chair? Okay, thank you so much. I think it's really going to help with the beautification.
A
It's been flicked.
B
I think it's going to help with the beautification.
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Flicked.
B
Thank you so much. This has just been a really, like, a week of trials and tribulations. Like, every day we are trying new things, new lighting, new camera. We're are getting really close. I don't want to jinx it, but I was, you know, in the studio with the department of IT this morning, just doing a lot of agriculture of. Of. Of testing and troubleshooting, if you will. I think we're getting really close to being in a really good place, but I don't want to say that because then, you know, my memory card will, like, die or something.
A
Right. Don't jinx it. Yes. Paris is increasing every day in every way.
B
I mean, and that's just kind of a reflection, I think, of who we are as individuals, like, always trying to increase our parginess. Every day we wake up, we said, how are we going to be parchy today?
A
It's true. It's really true. Just like thinking about my own parginess right quick.
B
It's Thursday, which means it's like a very chill day here at the Toast. We're between dear toasters, TV recaps, queenies and weenies. It's kind of a day where we can finally relax and be ourselves, you know?
A
Yes. So true. We actually have pretty good stories today, so I'm looking forward to getting into those. But actually, we can't even go on with the show until we talk about what happened last night on the Potomac in D.C. like a passenger plane crash. Aircraft and a military. Military helicopter crashed midair.
B
And as of this morning, it's a recovery mission, not a rescue mission. They don't believe there are any survivors. They were able to recover a bunch of people, like, throughout the night, but now it's officially.
A
Yeah, so it's a rescue mission. And it's just. It's so.
B
No. No recovery.
A
Oh, sorry. Recovery.
B
Right. Yeah.
A
Okay. I think, Yeah, I get. I don't know.
B
I think recovery.
A
It's. It's very, very sad and confusing because it seemed to be like a day rigor, sort of like flight path and. And that airspace is shared by military and commercial airlines all the time. So I don't know what happened, but, like, it's very unfortunate.
B
No, Brian had like a bunch of stories up, like, kind of breaking it down and explaining actually in 2013, there was a near miss, like, in this exact area. So, like, this is obviously like a highly trafficked area, and that's why we have, you know, all the agencies that we have too. So I feel like. And everyone's like now saying, like, you know, because if you're afraid of flying, this is obviously going to like, send you into a tailspin, but it really is like the first commercial crash in.
A
Since 2009.
B
Yeah, it's like, really not a common thing. So it's just such a weird feeling like a plane crash. What is this, an episode of Lost?
A
Yeah, I just. I hope that they figure out what happened because these seems there are so many systems in place to make sure these things should be avoidable.
B
Yeah.
A
So that's so sad. And I saw a lot of, like, the passengers. There were a lot of, like, figure skaters on their way to a competition. So it was like championship figure skaters, I think, like U.S. national championship, like, and a coaching couple. And I'm sure we'll learn more about the victims in the next few days. But just so sad, so sad.
B
So sad. Oh, my God. I didn't hear that figure skating thing. That's really sad. Yeah, well, sending love to everybody who is.
A
Yeah, but that was just like, shocking. Affected to fall asleep to and then wake up to the news. It's just. Was.
B
Well, I missed it. I went to bed early, and then, like, I guess I'm at this part of my pregnancy where I just, like, wake up in the middle of the night for, like, fun.
A
Yeah, you just, like.
B
You just, like, chill and, like, think about stuff that you don't want to do.
A
Yeah.
B
And so that was me from about 1:37 to 3:12. And I was having horrendous heartburn. So I got up to get a tub to find that they were empty.
A
And it's cream cheese gate. Yeah, that was really cream cheese.
B
I almost woke him up and told him to, like, go run to a pharmacy. Like, I was so mad, especially because. But I couldn't be mad because, like, I definitely finished the Tums, but Ben retrieved it for me. Do you know what I mean? Like, I'm always in bed being like, can you get me a tum? Can you get me a tum? Can you get me tum? So while, yes, I consumed it, I wasn't aware that we had reached rock bottom, because if we were, I would have gotten a new one.
A
Yeah. And you're saying in your whole apartment, Heartburn man doesn't have another pack of Tums?
B
I am sure that in the laundry basket.
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Pack some.
B
In the laundry basket. Is a pair of jeans that Ben wore last week with a rolled up, like, you know, the ones that look like pennies. Yeah. And I'm sure there's, like, a dusty time in there. And you know what? If I knew exactly where it was, I would have taken it, need it. That's how bad it was.
A
You should have just woken him up to ask if there are any more Tums in the house, because I feel like there were probably more Tums in the house.
B
There weren't more Tums in the house. Like, I run inventory on this. No more Tums in the house. No more Tums in the house. Like, I run inventory on my house. I know every crevice, every corner, every cabinet, every time. There. There was not another time we had this huge jug. What more do you need? You know?
A
No, I feel like Ben's the type where he knows he has a huge jug at home, but, like, he'll run out and pick up a spare. You know, I was almost into something. If he has a briefcase, there's definitely. Or backpack there's definitely Tums in there.
B
Dirty Ben's actually not like a crazy tum person anymore. Like, when we first met, he was, like, just popping Tums. Like how people pop gum. Like, I think he thought it was a mint. Like, he's moved on. He pops, like, other things, like a Zyrtec, an Afrin spray. He loves that. But I almost gave him the keys to the studio because I just got this extra large, like, Costco size tum, and I was like, go get it. Like, seriously. But he had a really early flight this morning, and I thought that would be, like, really bitchy of me, but I almost did it.
A
Well, you're so big that you didn't big. You're so magnanimous that you didn't.
B
I know. And I just, like, laid there and suffered. I really hope this part of pregnancy, like, it's not a. I hope it's not here to stay. Like, waking up in the middle of the night, being alone with your thoughts. And you know that you shouldn't be on your phone because that'll just make you stay awake longer. Like, that is my own personal hell.
A
Yep. And that's when it's time for your Kindle.
B
Yes. My Kindle was actually right next to me on the nightstand in the middle of a book I started last night. But I just, like, I don't know, I wasn't feeling compelled to start reading in the middle of the night. Like, what am I, a librarian?
A
I know, but that's a way to take your mind off your thoughts. You're not getting blue light. You're getting Kindle light. You don't have to turn on the light to read a book and wake your partner, even though I know you would love to. And if your book is shitty, it'll put you to sleep Pargy.
B
I know. I just, like, my sleep is so important to me. My sleep means a lot to me. And I've gotten to a place like, I know pregnancy, like, really sacrifices your sleep. Like, it fucks with your sleep. And I'm like, every time I reach a hurdle, like, I'm working around it. Do you know what I mean? Like, I will not be deterred from getting my sleep.
A
Yeah.
B
And if you say right now, like, just wait till you have a baby, I'll seriously choke you out. Like, we know. We know having a baby is hard. I can't with some of these.
A
I wasn't going to say that. I was going to go to thesaurus.com and find another way to say it.
B
Yeah, no, I Just like I actually can't deal with like these days. You know what I mean?
A
Claudia. Pause. What's another way to say just wait?
B
A pause? Yeah. Hold tight.
A
Say it in another language.
B
No, I speak Jackie. That's not even correct. Hebrew. Must speak means enough.
A
Must speak Ad yesh la yelled.
B
Yeah, I just want to say on the record, like, I can't with these bitches. Like, I'm allowed to complain. I'm allowed to complain. And everybody's like, oh, well, you have shut up. Like, I seriously can't fucking take it anymore. Like, it's like, you think this is bad? How about you just shut up like you tried that?
A
It's not exactly what I was going to say. What I was going to say is, once again, I'm a broken record on this, which is trust the architect. Because this is all by design. To prepare you for all of that. Imagine you go from sleeping 12 hours a night, rock solid, to then having a newborn getting up every three hours. This is your body's way of preparing.
B
I also don't want to hear that.
A
The process, and I don't want to hear it. What I'll say is take all the sleep where you can get it. If you're not napping every day. Are you napping every day? I feel like you're not. You're answering Text at 4:00.
B
Oh, yeah. No, I haven't napped in months.
A
So go back to napping.
B
No, I don't like napping. Like there are parts of my pregnancy where I napped every day. Like parglicious. When I was at your house, I was napping every day. But for the last couple of weeks, like I haven't felt inclined to nap. And I just go to bed at like a reasonable hour, like 9:30. I don't know. Something about napping in the middle of the day makes the day so long. It's like two days in one. I'm good. Like the day is long enough.
A
Okay. That's all I'll say.
B
I'm like running a successful business. I can't just be like tapping out for hours, you know, what would you do? Who would you talk to?
A
It's actually typically the hour where I'm kind of unavailable. So, like, we could sink, right?
B
No, you're unavailable. So I'm holding down the fort. What, and I'm just gonna be sleeping on the job? I don't think so.
A
The. It could wait an hour for Turdes.
B
I'm also not tired. Like that's the other thing.
A
Okay. So I'm gonna just stop, like, trying to give you, like, cheery advice and.
B
Yes and yes solves.
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I'm.
B
No, like, your resolution. Like, oriented the architect. Like, how about I just can complain and why don't you just, like, hear me, you know?
A
Okay. I thought. Sorry. I thought we were looking for solutions. I'm so sorry.
B
Oh, my God. Why would you ever think that?
A
Everybody knows there's a problem. We want to solve it. I'm so.
B
Okay, that's so Ben's offer. I am never looking for a solution when I'm complaining. I'm just looking for misery and company. Do you know what I mean?
A
That's the worst.
B
I agree.
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How unfair.
B
Oh, Forgot to put my wedding ring on today.
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Rumors are swirling.
B
Maybe it was the Tums.
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Maybe it was the lack of tumor.
B
There's. Thank you.
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There's not another tum in the house.
B
That's what I'm saying.
A
Could never be.
B
Yeah, even with the Tums, you were, like, doubting me. Are you sure there wasn't one in, like, another cabinet? Like, just let me live my truth. Why don't you let me live my truth?
A
Okay, I'm gonna try again. It's been a few months since I attempted to, like, not.
B
I need you to get down in the gutter with me. Okay. Join me.
A
Okay. So that's different than, like, not being contra. Like, contrarian to you?
B
No, not contrarian. Like, you're always just like.
A
Because remember that episode where I tried not to disagree? I tried to be agreeable. Do you remember that?
B
No. Obviously, you didn't, like, do a good job. I don't even remember.
A
We have, like, a clip of it. It's, like, really funny.
B
No, it's not.
A
But the good times roll, so today, I am not going to problem solve.
B
Thank you.
A
Like, seriously, I can't help him. Such a helper.
B
Yeah, that's what everybody says about you. They say, jackie, she's such a helper, always offering a helping hand. That's what she says.
A
They're not, like, saying the opposite.
B
No, they're just kind of, like, not talking about you from being honest. Like, they.
A
Good. That's how I like it.
B
Oh, when you said there were good stories today, I'm assuming there's, like, that planted story about Taylor Swift, like, distancing herself from Blake Lively.
A
To be honest, there is not. However, there is a story that is swappable, and I could swap it in if you want.
B
No, no, no. I mean, let me just say really quick.
A
To me, it just felt like fake news.
B
Yeah, I'm glad you didn't even give it the credit. Like, the credibility of making it a fast five story. Because when I saw that people are so annoying. Like, and again, it really harks back to a lack of media literacy in this country. Like, when Taylor Swift wants you to know something, like, we know she puts it at certain news outlets. Taylor Swift has never. With Daily Mail. And I'm sorry, if you even know, like, the smallest thing about Taylor, you would know that's, like, so not how she operates. Like, she literally writes songs about people who leave her when she gets, like, bad press, reputation. That's, like, what the whole thing is about. So to assume that, like, her best friend who's like, kids are her God, Children she would stop being friends with because she's being sued, like, is seriously, like, how low do you think of Taylor? Yeah, so not Taylor.
A
So I. I kind of wanted to get out of the pattern of, like, making it a story every single day that it ends in this drama. And this felt like not even a full story, just someone's idea of what happened. And maybe it is true. Maybe she is distancing herself. Um, but I'm just going to need a little more proof. I will be curious to see if Blake goes to the Super Bowl. She was at almost every game last year, and she hasn't been at a lot of games, but I know she also has a lot going on. But, like, the Super Bowl. Who would pass up the Super Bowl?
B
She's not going.
A
Why?
B
She's just not. Like, she hasn't even publicly responded to the Justin Baldoni claims. We haven't seen her. We haven't heard from her. Like, I don't think she's just going to pop up at the Super Bowl. I don't.
A
Well, if Taylor brings a lot of friends and Blake doesn't go, that would be curious to me. I. I also don't think.
B
But I think it would be on Blake. Like, Blake's choice, not Taylor's.
A
Okay, well, if she wants to, like, show that Taylor, if she wants to, like, you know, drag up, use one of her dragons, she would go to the super bowl so that she's going.
B
To show up and she's going to say dracarys.
A
Dracarys.
B
She literally would.
A
So that will be interesting to see. There are, like, other things that I'm looking forward to see. What's going on. A source in the Daily Mail could be true. Short could also very well not be. So I'm not holding too much space for that is all I say. And I don't want to talk about it every single day because it's really getting confusing. We have a long road ahead of us.
B
Yeah.
A
And there's so many different. Like, we could, on the one hand, talk about it for so long, all the different theories. And on the other hand, we could have done that and said absolutely nothing. Do you know what I mean?
B
Yeah. Totally. Separately, I'm on Boz and dirty talk. Why do I keep calling her boss Bose Bows and Dorito? Because there's, like, people are literally, like, making edits of them as, like, best friends. And Dorit posted, like, literally, like a thirst trap of Bose on her Instagram story today. Like, they're literally obsessed with each other. And somebody said that they're the Ariana and Cynthia of Bravo. And honestly, I felt that.
A
I saw that. And that tracks. That feels right.
B
1,000%. I'm just taking a tongue break. Excuse me.
A
Wow. So. Yes.
B
How many times do you think it's too many Tums in a day?
A
It says it on the back. Oh, just go by that.
B
That applies to the pregnant community.
A
Yeah. Don't overdose. If anything, you should take less than the regular, like, just cause. So I think it's like every few hours. Right.
B
Chew two to four tablets as symptoms occur.
A
All right. Works away five minutes. Symptoms occurring.
B
Dr. Fox says they're a great source of calcium.
A
Yeah, they are. Yeah.
B
Okay, well, because it is Thursday, we're in, like, sort of such a relaxed mood.
A
We could get into the Fast 5 stories if you're ready.
B
Anything else you wanted to talk about? Any major life updates in the last 24 hours from you?
A
Major life updates? Not particularly, no.
B
Okay.
A
It's just. Just been kind of standard. Standard procedure.
B
Okay. I just wanted to ask.
A
That's so sweet of you.
B
Yeah. Sometimes I like to talk to others.
A
To ask people how they're doing.
B
That feels. It's so funny because when I think about, like, qualities I really dislike in a person, like, one of my things is, like, if you're talking to somebody in the entire time, like, they don't ask you one single question. Like, it's like the them. And like, I also. I feel like a lot of my, like, characteristics that I hate are, like, projection of, like, my own self hatred.
A
Yeah.
B
Because I do, like, some of my, like, classic things that I hate. I think that I do them, but.
A
I also think it has to do with what you seek out in a person. Might not necessarily be like, you're not looking for yourself. It's like a magnet. You need the opposites, opposite tracks. And you have to have like different properties in order to be attractive to me.
B
I think it's more so, like I just hate myself.
A
You know, there's definitely some of that, but I actually don't think that you do whatsoever. I think it's more so, like it's the competitive. Like, there can't be two of you. There just can't.
B
There can only be one Turdy Lou. Is that what you're saying?
A
Yeah. Like two of you. It's like a magnet that just opposes one another.
B
Okay.
A
You need your match. Okay.
B
Look at you again, being like so positive, solution oriented.
A
You hate yourself. You're the worst. You need to work on self love. Claudia. No, sorry. You don't even need to fix it because how much you hate yourself is just right.
B
Thank you. That's what I've been saying.
A
Keep on hating.
B
Thank you. I will.
A
Yourselves now, I think, I think without further ado, dah doo dah doo. Here are the fast five stories that you do need to know.
B
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A
Thank you. The turd.
B
What can I say except you're welcome for all the codes and all the links that'll save. I saw some people in the community, like, begging for that song to make a return, so I thought today would be a good day. Because it's a Thursday.
A
Because it's a Thursday. It's always a good day for that song.
B
But there's not a lot going on, you know, in like. Like, we're just sort of free today to do what we want. So I was gonna, you know, just pop.
A
But I think you'll actually be shocked by the breadth of these stories.
B
Not the breath, the bread of the.
A
There's a d in there, right?
B
The briaditha. The Briadatha. We need to start pronouncing words as they are spelled.
A
I mean, I've been out here doing the work. Majdijan, if anybody wants to join me.
B
My kidney is killing me. I think all this new weight I'm carrying around has been really tough on my kidneys.
A
You mean the.
B
Oh, right. The we, Ajita. Like, that's how I see it. You know what I mean?
A
That sounds heard. Sees it.
B
Okay, how would you pronounce, like that. That act of doing. No, no. What am I doing when I. Oh, like halfing. I would do laugaha. Like, that's how I, like, visualize. Because I think. Because I'm like, a very musical person. Like, I really see songs like lauga. I mean, words.
A
Because for me, I'm such a reader. I learn how to pronounce things by reading them.
B
Right.
A
So how am I to know?
B
Unclear.
A
The way the people saying, you mean.
B
How are you to canal? Like, I like.
A
It's unclear.
B
Honestly, this is my favorite game of all time.
A
I can tell you and Ben. You and Ben would go on a road trip, and then every word that you see on a sign, you would say, pronounce.
B
How do you pronounce that? Let me look for a word in front of me. Like, my bronze.
A
I'm reading page six.
B
Page six. Wow.
A
Yeah. I love my news.
B
Okay, this is. It says hula. Believe this bronze. Like, believe this bronze to me should sound like this.
A
Belly ivy.
B
Belly ave. Tis bronze. Like, I just. Maybe it's. Maybe it's a sign of high intelligence. Like, I just see things differently. Do you know what I mean?
A
I agree. I so agree.
B
Un cliar.
A
It's un. Claire. But the breadth of stories today, like, there's actually a lot to talk about. Okay, okay, okay. Our first story is an L. For me, for sure. And like, the letter L. I'm taking an L. Oh, it's kind of a W for you. Someone that I think I've been wrong about, that I champion, that you have said is the worst. Country singer Sam Hunt has been arrested for speeding and violating an interlock device five years after his dui.
B
I don't even want to be right about this. Like, who cares about this actual irrelevant person?
A
Like, I don't even think, like music.
B
I've actually made peace with Sam Hunt. Like, I don't even hate him so much. So at this point it's just like, dude, get your life together. What are you doing?
A
Driver.
B
Yeah, right.
A
Get a friend a driver. Country singer Sam Hunt was arrested after speeding on a Tennessee highway and violating the terms of his past DUI. According to TMZ, the musician was pulled over on January 20th in Hendersonville, about 22 miles north of Nashville, on charges of speeding and violating an interlock device best known as a car breathalyzer. He was taken to jail, but released the same day on $1500 bond.
B
Well, so his crime here was speeding, which is obviously not a crime, but if you have like, a specific parole agreement, I guess, like, you can't be speeding. So it's not like he's out here, you know, drinking and driving. Again, to be clear, it's a little bit misleading. So I'll. I'll make space for not me being like, so lenient with Sam Hunt today.
A
I think it's because I made you listen to that song. His new music has been really good.
B
It's like, I don't know how he finds the time to make new music while he's also just like constantly getting arrested.
A
It's true. And he should get a driver so he could sit in the back and like, make new music. But do you feel like, like some men would find it emasculating to be driven around 1000%.
B
That's. Yes, I do.
A
And maybe that's why, like, more male celebrities don't just, like, get a driver.
B
Because especially, like, in the south, where, like, your truck is sort of like your manhood. Like, yeah, I could see Sam Hunt being like, that's gay to have a driver.
A
You know, I saw such a funny video recently that. And it's hard to apply to myself because Zach, like, driving in my family is just such a thing in my, like, little family.
B
In your. In your. You just. You.
A
No, but, like, with Zach, because the video was like, if you're a man, like, why is your wife ever driving you guys?
B
Like, thousand percent.
A
What are you doing just, like, sitting in the passenger seat, like, 1,000 person? Like, you should always be a girl. Like, you should always be driving when you're the man. However, I just want to say, in my situation, usually I always want to actually drive, but sometimes I want to drive to get the practice in if he's going to be with me. So, like, he's actually being a driving instructor. He's not just passively sitting there.
B
I have not driven my own car, like, with Ben in the car. I mean, I've driven my own car seriously twice in the last five years. And it was only, like, when Ben wasn't available to drive me somewhere. If. If I, you know, I should, like, actually do a prank. Like, we just go to the garage to pick up the car, and I get in the driver's seat.
A
You should.
B
He would be like. And one of the things that I'm actually. Ben and I are having an issue with is he does this thing. We're at a red light. He pulls out his phone, which, like, it's not a crime, but it's so annoying because I'm sitting there being like, go. I let the light stay. I'm like, for. For four minutes. I'm like, the light's been great for four minutes. Fucking go. It's such a point of contention with us. And I'm like, why can't you just not be on your phone, Claudia?
A
It's such a point of contention for me.
B
Oh, good.
A
My husband always, like, picking up the phone when you're in the driver's seat. Like, you don't look at your phone. And the issue is, is that even when I'm in the passenger seat, I don't look at my phone because of motion sickness. And it's a shame that he has to drive, because when he's in the passenger seat, he could just be on his phone the whole time being happy. I would drive, not look at my phone and I would be happy. But again, like, why would he be in the passenger seat just passively passenger?
B
Ben hates your Tesla. And the only positive thing he'll say about it is that it gives you like that little ding when the light turns. As soon as the light turns green.
A
Yeah.
B
So if you are being like a bad driver on your phone, it does sort of give you like a kick in ass, Which I agree. That is a great feature.
A
It's a great feature. As soon as you don't have to be paying attention. Because I'm not even on my phone, I sometimes just zone out at a long light, putting on music dings. When it's green, you don't get beeped. It's purge.
B
So maybe Sam Hunt should look into maybe getting a different kind of car also. I imagine if you have like really strict parole where you can't go over a certain speed limit, like there's a setting you could put your car on to just like literally not go fast. I would be afraid of going to jail again.
A
The thing is, and what's clear here is that Sam Hunt doesn't give up, doesn't care.
B
Yeah. Yeah. That should be the name of his next album. I'm Sam Hunt and I don't give a rip.
A
Yeah. Memoir. Sam Hunt doesn't give a fuck.
B
Memoirs of a Huntress.
A
Memoirs of a.
B
So not to bring her into this, but like, where is his wife? I feel like I never hear about her. Was. They were like rumored to be getting divorced, but they didn't, did they?
A
Then they got back together and I think they split up again.
B
Oh, okay. I think there's no woman in his life and that's why he's sort of on this.
A
He's untethered and he's speeding to where is he even going, right? Nowhere.
B
He's. He's got a one way ticket to Loserville. I think they are still married population, Sam Hunt.
A
I know, but like, Sam, turn it around, but don't speed when you turn it around. Just like. And turn around and like drive in the right side of the street.
B
Let me ask you a question.
A
Be totally rooting for you, Sam.
B
Speak for yourself. But be totally honest. Do you think it's like too late for Sam Hunt in terms of like so many things? I feel like his career, like really had so much potential. There was a time where like, even if you didn't like country music, you knew Sam Hunt. He was so on his way to being, like, a Morgan Wallen.
A
Yeah.
B
And then he flopped off the planet. He got his dui. He had a lot of, like, rumors about just, like, personal issues. Then his music just also, like, took a hit. He's been, like, trying to rebuild, but then he gets arrested again. Like, do you think it's. It's over for Sam Hunt?
A
So that would depend on a bunch of factors that I have no insight into. Like, what does the industry think of him? What do his. The fellow country music world think of him? What is radio think of him? The bigwigs? Is he nice to work with? I think if he in earnest, like, wanted to come back and people really liked him, they would support him. They would have him as an opener. They would give that to him. But if he's pissed everyone off along the way and he's really out here on his own, and I just want to say, like, getting arrested or dui, Like, Never Stop Morgan Wallen. So something else is blocking and being, you know, an alleged album. Like, Never Stop Morgan Wallen.
B
So something stops Morgan Wallen from, like, showing up for work.
A
Like, something else. Sam Self.
B
Yeah. Yeah. There's kind of a blockage in Sam.
A
Hunt, and I feel like in a couple music genres, if not all of the music industry, like, being, you know, breaking the law, getting arrested.
B
It's a rock star for a man. It's so not a big deal.
A
So not a big deal.
B
Yeah.
A
So I think there's something else.
B
Yeah. I do think, like, because Sam Hunt is a man, like, he. If he really wanted to, and it seems like he doesn't, but he could make a comeback.
A
Yeah, it seems like he doesn't. He does still make music, because I think he loves music and he puts it out, but he doesn't really care about, like, promoting it, and. Yeah. And we're gonna go tour, and we're gonna go on this radio show, and we're gonna do the toast. Like, he doesn't give a. Yeah.
B
And that's probably why he's flopping, because he hasn't been on the toast.
A
My chair is big enough for the both of us. Hunt, if you ever want to come.
B
Very, very, like, provocative of you.
A
No, no, no, no. I didn't mean it in that way. It was metaphorical.
B
What if your husband heard you say that?
A
And I was getting sandhunt in our house. I think she was just. Shut up.
B
Okay, cool. Good to know.
A
Right.
B
There are definitely a couple of people, like, Ben would let me act, like, really crazy around just to, like.
A
But I'M not even saying I was. I would be acting crazy.
B
Yeah, but no, you said you were sitting. You're sharing a chair with him. That's really crazy.
A
They're like, I. It wouldn't be in a crazy way, but thanks for making it weird.
B
Oh, yeah.
A
Oh, that'll be your new way to let me know when you want to move on from.
B
Yeah, like that I'm over a subject.
A
Oh, God, how scary. I. I appreciate it in that moment, but please don't abuse it. Like.
B
No, I won't. But I started.
A
Hey, I started a new book last night.
B
Oh, yeah. I'm thinking of making a beef stew. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now let me ask you a question. That way. I just did it, though. That was a kind of good. Because we were reaching the end of the Sam Hunt con.
A
I love that. I'm just calling it out.
B
No, I'll be really extremely prudent.
A
Thank you. Our next story is actually some breaking influencer news. Italy.
B
That's actually my favorite type of news.
A
I don't even think Chiara Ferrogates get divorced. No. Well, that's like, already happening. This is like, kind of crazier because she hasn't been spotted with Fedez in a while, but, like, yeah, not been anything like concrete. It'll be.
B
I love finding things out live on air. Like, my genuine reaction. Let's hear it.
A
Italy's biggest influencer, Chiara Ferragne, faces five years in jail as she is charged with fraud for misleading followers that sales of her Easter eggs would fund a children's charity. So.
B
Oh, by the way, this got worse and worse with every word you read of that headline. Like, I thought it was going to be tax evasion and I was going to say queen. And then I'm like, oh, scamming her followers. I'm like, oh, well, people are dumb. But now it's like, no. What?
A
This has been like an ongoing story that they colloquial called Pandora Gate because she was selling these, like, pink Christmas editions of a Pandora, which is a traditional festive cake, which is a fruitless alternative to the more famous panettone. What the hell is this story? Basically, this has been an ongoing story because a while ago, she promoted these cakes. Like, buy these cakes and a portion of it will go to a children's hospital.
B
Selling cakes now?
A
No, it was like a branded thing.
B
Okay.
A
The cake maker. Like, it was a whole. No, she's not making cake. Like, it was a sponsored.
B
Because she's like a fashion influencer. Okay.
A
Yes. It was a like, the box is very fancy, her logo is on it. In addition to like the. It would be like, you know, Kinder X. Kiara just correct my Nespresso cups. I use the Chiara foraging espresso cups. Anyways, her followers were told that the cash rays would go to Turin's Regina Margarita Hospital for Children and money raised was said to be earmarked for a new scanner to help detect types of bone cancer. However, after a year long investigation, Italy's competition watchdog AGCM announced the fine of 1 million euros. It found that consumers had been duped into thinking that buying a Ferragny branded Pandora they were contributing to the charity. In hospital they also got that too. They also find the cake maker €420,000. They justified the high €9 price by saying the more cakes they sold, the more the children's clinic would receive. That's what they said when they were selling the cakes.
B
I would assume that in fact the.
A
Inquiry heard that they had agreed to just €50,000 would go to the hospital regardless of how well the cake sold. So it wasn't like for every cake sold, it was like we're making a flat donation. Buy as many cakes as you want. They added that Kiara made no personal payments to the hospital while her companies received 1 million euros from Balaco for the branding initiative and related promotional activities. In a video published to her page in 2023, she admitted to a communications error in apology to her fans. So that was like the civil piece. However, now she is being charged and this might go to trial. This is like one of those things.
B
I imagine in Italy where like you want to make a, make an example out of celebrities who break the law. Like because this is so extreme, like she definitely should be fined and honestly she should more so be like publicly shamed for like using charity to sell something that's like really tacky but like it's to go to jail for five years.
A
Yeah, I don't think she'll go to jail for five years. Milan public's prosecutor issued her lawyers with a summons for September 23rd with the Influencers legal team saying in a statement that their client has committed no crime.
B
Okay, this is like such a weird like not like juicy story. What I thought it was going to be like.
A
Yeah, it seems like the meat of the story has already happened, which was that.
B
Right.
A
And that is totally deceptive. Like saying a portion of sales will go to a charity. You do expect that it is scaled up or down depending on sales, not a flat of course. And Then after that, they're pocketing the rest. So they all paid fines on that. And now they really want to make an example of her, which is surprising because I feel like she's Italy's darling girl.
B
They do. Like, they're. They're so proud of her.
A
Yeah. I mean, what she's built is amazing. And I do think her and Fides are not together anymore because she never posts sim. And it's been, like, a really long time now.
B
And they were so crazy because their wedding was, like, actually a global affair.
A
Yeah. And they had a show.
B
Yeah. On Prime.
A
Or they're, like, just going through a tough time. I don't know. And maybe she has posted, but I follow her, and I never saw anything concrete.
B
Yeah.
A
They have two kids, but if they.
B
Were actually filing for divorce, we would know.
A
Right. So I think she's just going through.
B
A hard time and perhaps facing jail time at that.
A
Right. She should not go to jail for this.
B
No, no. But, like, seriously deceptive. That's, like, really shady. And it's just, like, one of those things that gives influencers such a bad name.
A
Yeah. And you would think at, like, this sort of level, it wouldn't happen because people have teams and things like that.
B
Everything you do is just, like, official, advanced.
A
And you know that people are gonna be inquiring.
B
Right.
A
You can't just, like, not donate to the charity in the way that you said, because they did donate $50,000.
B
That's, like, not a lot of money for somebody at that level. Just to be clear.
A
No.
B
Oh, my God. When on Real Houses of Beverly Hills, when somebody asked Erica, like, would you sleep with someone's husband for a million dollars? She's like, a million dollars is not a lot of money these days. I was like, honestly? That's so funny. And $50,000 for, like, someone of Kiara's level, the way she operates is, like, literally not a lot of money.
A
Yeah. And then I wonder if the fines went straight to the hospital or did the government take that?
B
I mean, if they're finding the hospital, like, that's just counterintuitive to this.
A
No, no, no, no. Like, when they find Kiara and the bread maker, did they take all that fine money and give it to the hospital?
B
Of course not. It's a government fine. Like, of course not. Yeah. So no one actually cares about them sick kids, by the way.
A
Classic.
B
Classic. We're the only ones here, like, advocating for the children.
A
It's true. Give it to the children.
B
I believe the children are our future.
A
Are you ready for our next story.
B
Yeah.
A
Something that I feel like we've kind of manifested. Correct me if I'm wrong, Gretchen Rossi is returning to the Real Housewives of Orange county for season 19.
B
I had a similar thought about a conversation we just recently had about OC Kind of crushing the not reboot vibe, but, like, resetting, but then also dipping into old iconic characters. Alexis has been on this season. People have been loving it. So Gretchen is an American treasure.
A
Yeah.
B
She is a classic talent, and she is somebody who is so desperate to be on reality TV that she actually, like, will make good television with her desperation. Like, I could spell it from here.
A
It's true. Nobody wants this to go well more than Gretchen.
B
And by the way, she had that same energy the first time around.
A
Yes. I think. And we've said not only that OC Is doing it well, but, like, for a lot of these franchises, I think their future lies in the past. And when you do get new cast members like Roni, there's not that desperation. It's more of a shrewd move. However, it's just like the OG Housewives, who are of all franchises who are no longer on the show, like, just still have that desperate energy to get back on the show. And that's how you get people who are willing to do whatever on reality TV again.
B
Yeah. And that's how you also just, like, really blend the old Housewives, like, the peak sort of cultural relevance with this new era.
A
And, like, there's old beefs like, Alexis and Gretchen were on together back in the day. Then there's years worth of things that happened while they thought they would never be on television again. So they're acting real, and therein we have herstory. And herstory is what's necessary for a good reality show.
B
1,000%. I couldn't have said it better myself. And I think that this is brilliant. And I don't know if it had anything to do with the conversation we had on the toast last week, but I'm glad to see that this trend, I need to see it in other franchises because I think OC is doing it really well. And OC has such a breadth of crazy people to tap into. Like, they really have years, but New York, I mean, really does. Like, they have so many people. I would love to see this. And I don't know if you saw people are freaking out that, like, the production company that produces Real Housewives in New York posted on their Instagram, like, a casting call for New York Housewives. So I don't know if that means that everybody's gone. But things are definitely going to be shaken up because, like, seriously, it's atrocious. Also, I'll be right back. I need to get a tissue, but feel free to, like, make firepoints without me.
A
Sure thing. Sure thing. I would say that's a wrong move. We don't need a casting call. You need to go into the files and into the history books and pick old cast members who would pair nicely with new cast members. And I know you're probably thinking of, like, when Sona. Ramona. I don't think that's right either, because I think there would be too much of a gap between the old and the new. But there were definitely housewives in New York's history who would pair well with these new, younger housewives. I'm saying that I don't think it should be like, Ramona, Sonia Vibe for the new Roni, but they should go into the archives with some former cast members.
B
Like who?
A
Heather. I know they tried that, but someone of that elk who's, like, a bit younger.
B
Kristen Takeman.
A
Kristen Takeman. Ashley Madison.
B
So she could finally sort of rid the stain on her reputation because they're still married.
A
So.
B
And that's interesting, by the way. I would love to hear about that.
A
Yeah, they're definitely cast members. Anyways, I think they should take that. No, I don't need new people.
B
I agree. There's sort of roadie specific. Like, we're sort of at this impossible place where I don't think that they should bring back those women, but those women, like, need to be used in something. Like, I actually think that Sonia and Luann show simple life vibes. Where they went to that, like, town in Indiana was so funny. More things like that, even. I was watching Ramona's stories last night. She was at an affair, a gala, and at the breakers in Palm Beach. She got all dressed up, and she was like. She was talking about, like, her girlfriends. She was out with her girlfriends, and she was like, I have such amazing girlfriends. These are my girlfriends. This is Amy, this is Jill. Girlfriends are everything. And I just love my girlfriends. It was so funny. Like, her Instagram is a movie. It's actually a movie, and somebody needs to bring it to the mainstream.
A
She live in Palm beach now, or does she live in New York?
B
So she bought a condo in Palm Beach. I don't know, like, where her primary residence is. And I'm sure she still comes back to the city to see her daughter, but she's mostly in Florida. Every time I watch her stories. She's like, she only stories when she's on vacation. But she's mostly in Florida because I.
A
Think Real Housewives of Palm beach is coming down the pipe.
B
I would love to see Ramona. I had heard about Real Housewives of Palm beach and also I had heard.
A
Talked about it, like, some of.
B
Yeah.
A
The caliber of women was really of woman.
B
Of woman. Did I say that?
A
Yeah.
B
Oh, was really premium.
A
Yeah. So throw Ramona in there a thousand percent. Anyways, I was also just randomly stalking Gretchen Rossi the other day, which I never. I hadn't been on sells handbags. I hadn't been on her page in years. I didn't know she had two children. I didn't know for certain if her enslave were still together. But she's. I was watching her feed. She's ready.
B
Yeah. No, I know. I know two things about Gretchen Rossi. Since she left the Real Housewives of Orange county, she has two babies whose faces she facetunes into oblivion. Like, it's actually the craziest thing. And two, she sells her own handbags.
A
Great. Roll cameras.
B
Yeah. Action.
A
Action. I think I need to start watching OC Again because, like, these are my people.
B
No, I know.
A
It's just a lack of. Not a lack of intrigue. It's a lack of just time to catch.
B
They. They went through a couple of bad seasons, but they ended up picking up a couple of good people. Gina and Emily. Like, they.
A
You and Gina. I know it's Gina.
B
Me and Emily.
A
Sorry.
B
Emily's my queen.
A
Sorry. I'll make.
B
No, I don't mess with Gina.
A
I will maintain that Emily looks like a Gina and that Gina looks like an Emily.
B
Wait, let me think, Let me think. It's a bad call.
A
We. When they came on the show, we said that you've obviously just, like, went to the other side. And now because of the love that you have for Emily, she'll be an Emily to you. But Emily looks like a Gina, and Gina looks like an Emily, period.
B
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A
Thank you, turtle.
B
What can I say except you're welcome.
A
Our next story is a story that is just like I'm living for, but it's living. No. You're going to freak. So JoJo the singer. I just feel like Jojo the singer and. And who else?
B
And who else would it be?
A
Fletcher? Si. What?
B
Okay. Oh, actually great call. Okay. I've been put in my place. Officially.
A
Jojo admits that she almost swiped right on her co star from 2006's Aquamarine. After spotting him on Raya. I know this is a lot to take him the guy who plays Raymond like the heartthrob who Sarah Paxton is in love with.
B
My iPad away far too quickly. I think I know him. Is he like sandy hair?
A
Yes. His name is Jake McDormand. He played Raymond who is like the end all and be all of the movie Aquamarine.
B
Oh, wait, this is not who. Oh yes, that's exactly what I was thinking. So let me say this.
A
Wait, just listen to the deeds.
B
Okay.
A
JoJo made the admission on an episode of First We Feast, Truth or dab Rapid fire. When she was asked about one scene in the film which she shot when she was 14. So in this scene, JoJo whispers in Emma Roberts ear and asked on truth or dab what she was whispering. The actress said, we were probably just talking about Jake and how cute he was. Yes, thank you, Claudia. So she continued. And it's so funny because I saw him on Raya. We were both on there and I'm like, do I, do I swipe? Cause like, you're cute. But I kept going because that ship has sailed. That ship has not sailed.
B
No, the ship is at the dock. We are ready to board you, abs. I thought JoJo was married.
A
She's on Raya.
B
Did she get divorced? Hold on. She had a really cute husband.
A
Well, then I'm at.
B
I wrote JoJo married. And you know what comes up?
A
Fletcher Jordan Rogers.
B
Jojo married singer.
A
They're humbled.
B
Yeah, they were engaged in 2021. Dexter Darden.
A
He's no Jake McDormand.
B
So maybe this is like an old story. Oh, they broke off their engagement in 2022. Okay, never mind. So she is available and she needs to get together with Jake McDormand today.
A
I can't believe that they saw each other on Raya. I can't believe she didn't swipe right. She's so wrong for that.
B
She is. It's actually like, come across my desk to perhaps rewatch this movie. Although I fear, like, fear has stopped me from doing it because I fear it doesn't stand the test of time.
A
It does. It does. For some reason, I feel like I don't remember the last time I watched it, but it doesn't feel so far off. Like I remember everything. And it is such an adorable good movie.
B
Okay, that seems to feel so much better. It's also star studded.
A
Yeah. And at the time, like, it wasn't a blockbuster hit, but it has aged really well in like the conscience of the millennial.
B
So Emma Roberts is in it, of course.
A
And Sarah Paxton.
B
I know Sarah Paxton. Who is Emma Roberts? She's just a friend.
A
Her Jojo, the two best friends. And one of them, JoJo's moving and then they make it a mermaid. And they can make a wish for the mermaid if they help the mermaid stay as a Human girl. But she needs to have true love's kiss. Okay.
B
I definitely, like, it's not coming, like, to me at all, so I need to rewatch.
A
If it makes you feel better, the fact that you don't know this movie backwards and forwards is showing your age in a way that's positive for you.
B
Slay.
A
You've never heard of this movie.
B
Who is Jojo, the singer? I don't know her.
A
Yeah.
B
Must have been before my time.
A
Yeah. So anyways, this is just like, get back out there, JoJo. I hope he sees this. And he answers like, oh, I was. I swiped right. Like, I was waiting for you.
B
Well, that's the thing.
A
You have to whisper compliments in your ear.
B
You have to wonder, like, what happened on his end? Did he also just ignore?
A
Well, I feel like he probably swiped right because if he had. It depends on the timing. But, like, if he swiped left, he wouldn't have come up for her, you know, unless she saw him first. And he. But I think the odds that he swiped right are pretty.
B
Are high. I agree. Even just like, say hello.
A
Yeah, like, good times.
B
Rude that she didn't. Honestly, it doesn't have to be romantic.
A
No, it's rude that she didn't. Is she crazy?
B
It's a good like.
A
And her saying. Because the time has passed. Like, no, it has not. And you thought he was cute. Like, are you crazy, girl?
B
What are you doing?
A
It's Raymond. It's a great Everybody Loves Raymond.
B
Everybody loves Raymond.
A
It's such a great, like, throwback. But we need to make this right.
B
Oh, yeah.
A
Wow. You really don't care about Aquamarine.
B
No, no. By the way, I was just wondering, like, were we on the same page like that, that, like, I felt like that story was coming to an end.
A
Yeah.
B
Okay. It's not that I didn't enjoy the story, by the way. I loved it.
A
Okay. Some more throwback news, actually. Very interesting. Who remembers Cher Lloyd? Oh, who could forget Cher Lloyd is a better question.
B
I never forgot Cher Lloyd. And I did also see this story.
A
So Cher Lloyd has done an interview and she is claiming that her record label asked her to seduce Justin Bieber to launch her career. So I think we were just talking about Cheryl Lloyd. It feels like semi recently, like, saying, where did she go? What happened to her? I feel like she never made it in America. She had her album Sticks and Stones, obviously, like, we would have supported anything that she did. But, like, she didn't crack.
B
Is she. I want you back Won't want you, want you Back. Yeah, Such a good song.
A
So she claimed that her record label previously asked her to seduce Justin Bieber in order to launch her career. She first rose to fame as a contestant on which show was it? UK in 2010, and then released her debut album, Sticks and Stones. But in an attempt to promote her record, Cher claimed she was asked to hit some of the clubs and find out where Bieber is and leech off of his fame. Speaking on Paul Brunson's We Need To Talk podcast, she admitted, I walked into my record label and said, look, I really need some cash to try and push my record. Basically, I got told no. Instead, she was told she needed to hit some of the clubs and find out where Bieber is and I should try and go and get with him. She added, now, this is going back years ago. I was a teenager, but I was very much with my husband at that same time. He was even stood in that office while I was told that they weren't going to spend any money on this album, that I was to go hook up with someone mega famous and basically leech off of the back of someone else's fame. Was I not good enough to invest in that? You would rather use me in that way? They didn't care. In fact, she remembers better.
B
You at your job, like, that's your advice. You literally work at a record label.
A
Right. And, like, why do some people get money to promote their albums than other people who have proven to have, like, raw talent.
B
Yeah.
A
And that they have, like, people fans already. Like, why wouldn't you support that album?
B
Also, the fact that this was, like, how Justin Bieber, as, like, a young kid was being spoken about, like, in the industry also gives me a pit. It gives me a pit for both of them.
A
Yeah.
B
I think there's a lot of weirdness. If you, like, ever were to, like, really look into, like, Justin Bieber's rise to fame because he was so young and, like, so cute and people were just fudgeing weird about him and they were just like, I think, like, well.
A
Because it's a perverse industry that doesn't protect children, and he was the most successful child musician. So. Yeah, I'm sure some things happened.
B
Yeah, yeah. And this is just like. Well, it's crazy and disgusting for Cheryl Lord. It's also gross for Justin Bieber.
A
Yeah. And then it's like, that's how you wonder how many people used him at that time to launch their own careers.
B
Right, right, right, right.
A
Which is something you probably always suspect, but now it's like concrete. Not only might someone have a desire to use you, but like, they're actually being pushed by adults and business people and, and people empowered to use this child.
B
This is also just sad because it's not like, share. Like, why wouldn't Cher Lloyd have the support at the time if you were there? If you remember, like the X Factor days, very much like One Direction Time. Like, first of all, it was a machine. If you were on that show, like, you were guaranteed UK to be huge. She had like a couple of songs that were huge hits. Like, why wouldn't she be eligible for like promotional funds?
A
Yeah. And the potential to have a huge career because as we said, she's actually talented.
B
No, she was like a pretty young girl. Like, there was no reason for her to like, not be a plant. Yeah.
A
Well, I feel like the plants are the people who comply, right?
B
Yeah. Well, I don't know what the plants are. Like, I don't know. I've yet to understand what the point of a plant is.
A
People that are easy to control, I think, and who, like, maybe, like, aren't going to say, no, I'm going to marry my high school sweetheart and we're going to have an irrelevant relationship instead of Justin Bieber, like, scene with Justin Bieber at a nightclub.
B
Is that it? A musician who appears to be self made but is supported by a record label, family or wealth.
A
Right. And I think that the record label supports a particular person because they are easy to work with.
B
Yeah.
A
And do what they want and they put out the music that they want and they dress how they want and they go and do whatever they want. And instead of working with someone who, like, is a constant struggle to get to do what you want.
B
A constant struggle.
A
Right, right.
B
Yeah.
A
Like that.
B
I think so.
A
And when you think about the people who we think would be interested plans, like, they seem pretty unscrupuled.
B
Yeah, yeah. I mean, the more I study and cover this industry, I don't know a single person who has scruples. Like, for real.
A
It's true. Like, the more successful you are, the less scruples you have, probably. And then that's why the people who actually seem to be scrupled and successful are such a marvel. Like Gwyneth Paltrow, let's say.
B
That's a great example. But the thing with Gwyneth Paltrow that Gwyneth has that I think others don't, is that she's able to be scrupled because with or without her career, she always had something to fall back on.
A
Right. Yeah. Family member as a nepo baby. So maybe that's not even a thing.
B
Nepotism adds, like, just a little bit of comfort.
A
If you want to be a scrupled person, if you want to walk away from it all and say, oh, I won't do this.
B
Right.
A
And maybe they'll fire you from the job, but you would be okay. So. Yeah, maybe that's not a fair comparison.
B
No. But she's a good example because she is somebody who's, like, deeply principled and, like, speaks out for what she believes in, but is also, like, enormously successful. And it's a good example, except that she never had to wonder, like, do I have to run home to my small town and. And go back to that one. One horse town?
A
Yeah. It wasn't. There were multiple horses in her town.
B
Yeah. On her property.
A
Yeah.
B
That's sad.
A
It is sad. And at the end of the day.
B
And it just reminded me of Cher Lloyd that, like, her bops are her.
A
Bops and her covers, like, when she was on X Factor, probably even better than her bops because she was performing, like, popular music. So amazing. And at the end of the day, like, we. I actually am mad because we've been denied the magic of Cher Lloyd.
B
Yeah. Her music was, like, really poppy, dance, fun, young.
A
But, like, what was crazy about her was she has an amazing voice. And then she also rapped.
B
Yes. Yes.
A
Get to a girl who can do both.
B
Yes. She was kind of like the. The British version of Carmen, but they.
A
Were multiple people, and she was doing it all.
B
Okay. Carmen was not multiple people. Like, I know. It was a husband and wife duo.
A
Like, one of them can sing and one of them can raps. I'm not impressed.
B
No, but the guy was never doing anything. That's what I'm saying. She was rapping and singing. I think maybe he was, like, doing some of the production piano. Yeah. Okay. That's not the same. Cher Lloyd had a piano player too.
A
Okay.
B
He just wasn't like. I was actually very generous of. Of Carmen to. To become a band, like a duo.
A
Not just a girl, and not just be Amy Noonan.
B
Correct.
A
Instead, they're Carmen.
B
So let's get up, let's get on it. Don't you leave me broken hearted tonight Come on. That's right. Cheerio. That's where she sounds like Cher Lloyd.
A
And then also. Hello. That's not. I just came to say hello. Who was that?
B
I don't know.
A
That was a cultural shift.
B
Yeah, but that's not either one of the people we've been discussing here today.
A
Okay, But I just need to now put a pin in that.
B
Kind of a big episode for music.
A
And for, like, throwbacks.
B
And for throwbacks, which we love, even though we're so young we can barely remember, like, last year.
A
Martin Soul Vegan Dragonet.
B
Right. Not.
A
It's less impressive that it was Martin.
B
Yeah. But not carbon.
A
Unfortunately for them.
B
That's our show. Wow. This is going to be our first show in, like, a month. That's under an hour. Should we talk one more minute?
A
I can't. If you hadn't kept cutting me off with your little transitions, we'd be there.
B
Yeah.
A
I actually can no longer see my timer in the new studio. In the new piano.
B
You gotta move it.
A
That's kind of a problem. Yeah, I'm kind of flying blind here.
B
Oh, that is bad. Yeah.
A
Yeah. So I'll. I'll rearrange.
B
Do we want to, like, sit around for a few more minutes or anything?
A
Like you want to say or announce. Tomorrow's Fridays. Very exciting.
B
Let me see if, like, anything is going on on my phone.
A
Oh, I actually saw an interesting. Let's do the bonus story that I just was reading while you were doing the ads, because Claire Crawley has spoken out about Matt and Rachel.
B
Yeah.
A
And when I saw it, I was like, what could she possibly have to say? She has.
B
And it's important to note she's, like, not a thirsty person.
A
No, she.
B
She had her season. I actually think, like, she regrets it immensely. And she's, like, so moved on with her life. Married with a baby. She's not thirsty. She does, like, content, but she's not someone who's always, like, trying to be in Us Weekly.
A
No, not at all. She really, genuinely wanted to get married and have a family, and that's what she did. And, like, she was very authentic about her desires, like. Like respect. She posted on Instagram, stories, catching up on SoCal News, and SMH. Some of this stuff.
B
Remember, she's such a mom.
A
Remembering that one time I specifically asked producers to please not allow one specific guy on my season because I knew for a fact he was not looking for a serious relationship whatsoever. And I didn't want him to waste anyone's time, so instead they made him the next Bachelor.
B
Well, then that's interesting, because Matt James is the only person in the franchise history to have become the lead without ever being on the show.
A
Yeah.
B
And I guess it wasn't for lack of trying, but Claire had said no.
A
Yeah, I think we knew that he Was, like, gonna be on Claire season, and then instead they announced him as the Bachelor. So it's like, well, then he wouldn't be on Claire season because he has this gig waiting for him. I didn't realize that it was because Claire did not want him, because she saw something in him, obviously, a thirstiness, because he was Matt G. I mean, Taylor Tyler, Tyler Cameron's best friend. That whole thing was so crazy. And then also, it was blm, and they were like, the Bachelor was getting dragged to Filthy and never had.
B
Right, right.
A
Blackmail lead. And then they had this guy who was, like, already affiliated with the franchise, kind of. Because through Tyler and then almost their season, they're like, okay, you're our guy.
B
Yeah. And then they didn't realize, like, he.
A
Doesn'T want to get engaged.
B
Well, no, not only that. Like, they thought they were, like, course correcting, like, 20 years of never having had a black lead, and then they end up with this big scandal.
A
Right.
B
So I forgot that, like, the order of things was Claire Crawley and then Matt James. I was watching Jeopardy. Last night, and, like, it was recorded. So, like, there was, like, a minute before. And they're playing commercials for the new season of the Bachelor. I was like, who is watching this? I genuinely forgot that it was still on.
A
I saw that it premiered. I don't know. I feel like I'm getting to, like, an age in my life where you.
B
Can see yourself watching it again.
A
Where I could see myself watching again. The way that, like, older people watch the Bachelor.
B
Yeah. You know, it was big with that.
A
With that demo of just, like, older women. Like, I think I'm.
B
It's true.
A
My senior age, where I would love to watch these young people fall in love.
B
It's actually hilarious.
A
The problem is that, like, the episodes are really long, and I would want to watch, like, very passively and not. Not week to week. But then this is where this job comes, like, because it's like, I have to recap it. It's not a show that can be recapped anymore.
B
And that's. I feel that's why I stopped watching it, because they really took advantage of your time. Like, the way that they had hours and hours of episodes per week. With so many commercials and so much clickbait and so much like, cliffhangers, it really became unenjoyable where, like, I would say 65% of the episodes you were watching were so unsubstantial.
A
Yeah. But if I could, like, batch episodes, fast forward through dates, I would. But then, like, then I wouldn't be recapping it on the show. And like, seriously, what the fuck am I doing watching the Bachelor if I'm not recapping it on the show? And if I'm recapping it on the show, is literally anyone watching and listening?
B
No. No.
A
Right. So that's why I won't be watching.
B
The Bachelor, and that's why I believe we've made it to an hour. So we're good. Check.
A
I'm glad we discussed that, though. Claire Crawley gave me two. That's our show.
B
You guys, thank you so much for listening to the Toast Online morning show. We deliver the fastest stories he needs to drop every Monday through Friday. YouTube. If you're watching us on YouTube, please feel free to subscribe. Give this video a thumbs up. We're also available as podcast. Podcasts can be found so Spotify, June, Citra, Public Radio, IO Radio, cast, podcasts, all the places. Visit the podcast. Beautiful town. Till we are.
A
Love ya. Bye, heart.
B
Okay, wait.
A
Oh. Come forward.
B
So, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yep, yep, yep.
A
No, come down. Come down.
B
Okay, down.
A
How many inches are you off the bottom from your thumb?
B
Three.
A
Three. Love ya. Bye.
Podcast Summary: The Toast – "The Breadth of Stories" | Thursday, January 30th, 2025
Hosts: Jackie & Claudia Oshry
In this episode of The Toast, hosts Jackie and Claudia Oshry delve into a diverse array of stories spanning entertainment scandals, influencer controversies, and reality TV updates. Balancing personal anecdotes with sharp commentary, the duo offers listeners an engaging and insightful take on current events and pop culture phenomena.
The episode opens with a somber discussion about the recent midair crash involving a passenger plane and a military helicopter over Potomac, D.C. Jackie expresses her dismay, stating, "It's very, very sad and confusing because it seemed to be like a day rigour, sort of like flight path and that airspace is shared by military and commercial airlines all the time" (02:54). Claudia adds context about the incident being the first commercial crash since 2009, highlighting the rarity and shock of the event.
Jackie further empathizes by mentioning, "I saw a lot of the passengers were figure skaters on their way to a competition... I'm sure we'll learn more about the victims in the next few days. But just so sad" (03:00). The hosts collectively express their condolences and reflect on the safety measures in aviation.
Shifting focus to the music industry, Jackie and Claudia discuss the recent arrest of country singer Sam Hunt for speeding and violating the terms of his DUI-related interlock device. Claudia remarks, "I don't even want to be right about this. Like, who cares about this actual irrelevant person?" (23:14), but Jackie counters by noting Hunt's positive musical contributions, mentioning, "His new music has been really good."
The conversation critiques Hunt's ongoing legal issues, with Jackie questioning, "Do you think it's over for Sam Hunt?" and Claudia agreeing that Hunt's repeated offenses could derail his career. They draw parallels to Morgan Wallen, suggesting that consistent controversial behavior can tarnish an artist's reputation irreparably.
The hosts pivot to influencer news, spotlighting Italian social media star Chiara Ferragni, who faces charges for fraudulent activities. Claudia calls it, "Pandora Gate," referring to Ferragni's alleged deceit in selling branded Easter cakes purportedly funding a children's charity (31:18). Jackie details the investigation's findings, explaining that only a fraction of the proceeds genuinely supported the intended charity, leading to hefty fines for both Ferragni and the cake maker.
Claudia expresses strong disapproval, stating, "They should more so be like publicly shamed for like using charity to sell something that's really tacky" (33:59). The discussion underscores the ethical responsibilities of influencers and the impact of their actions on public trust.
In entertainment news, Jackie and Claudia celebrate the return of Gretchen Rossi to the Real Housewives of Orange County for its nineteenth season. Claudia enthuses, "She is a classic talent, and she is somebody who is so desperate to be on reality TV that she actually, like, will make good television with her desperation" (37:04). Jackie agrees, highlighting the show's strategy of blending iconic past cast members with new faces to maintain viewer interest.
The hosts discuss the dynamics Gretchen brings back, reminiscing about past seasons and anticipating new storylines. They suggest that the franchise's success lies in leveraging nostalgia while introducing fresh personalities to keep the narrative compelling.
The episode concludes with a heated discussion about singer Cher Lloyd's startling revelation that her record label once encouraged her to seduce Justin Bieber to boost her career. Jackie recounts Lloyd's admission on a podcast, where she alleges, "I was told that I needed to hit some of the clubs and find out where Bieber is and I should try and get with him" (50:56). Claudia condemns the unethical practices within the music industry, emphasizing the exploitation of young talent.
The conversation critiques the broader implications of such manipulative strategies, questioning the integrity of record labels and their influence on artists' personal lives. Jackie and Claudia lament the loss of authentic talent opportunities due to industry corruption, advocating for a more supportive and ethical environment for emerging artists.
Interspersed with serious discussions, Jackie and Claudia share personal anecdotes about Claudia's pregnancy struggles, including sleepless nights and heartburn episodes. Claudia humorously laments, "I'm always in bed being like, can you get me a tum?" (05:08), while Jackie offers supportive advice on dealing with pregnancy-related discomforts.
The hosts also engage in playful exchanges about pronouncing difficult words and reminisce about past Real Housewives seasons, showcasing their chemistry and rapport that keeps listeners entertained throughout the episode.
In "The Breadth of Stories," Jackie and Claudia Oshry offer a well-rounded episode that navigates through tragic news, celebrity scandals, and reality TV buzz with both gravity and levity. Their ability to intertwine personal experiences with insightful commentary provides listeners with a comprehensive and engaging overview of the week's most talked-about stories.
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For those who haven't tuned into The Toast, this episode offers a captivating mix of hard-hitting news and entertaining banter, making it a must-listen for fans of informed and lively discussion.