Podcast Summary: The Elk of Astronauts

Episode Title: The Elk of Astronauts
Hosts: Jackie & Claudia Oshry
Release Date: April 2, 2025

1. Welcoming the Listeners

The episode kicks off with Jackie and Claudia enthusiastically welcoming their audience back to The Toast, setting an upbeat tone for the day’s discussions. They briefly introduce their latest merchandise and share their excitement about ongoing projects.

2. Navigating April Fool’s Day

Jackie and Claudia delve into their experiences with April Fool’s Day pranks, reflecting on both successful and flopped attempts.

• Jackie shares her humorous encounter while wearing a Gargie Pargi sweatshirt, recounting how a passerby mistook her for a toaster in the wild:

  “She goes, gargie party. And I turned around. It was just like a toaster in the wild.” [01:19]

• Claudia discusses her brand-new rugbypolo long sleeve shirt, highlighting her pride in representing Girly Swirly University:

  “I am a highly educated individual and I think that shows.” [01:50]

They also touch upon the challenges of executing pranks amidst business responsibilities and share laughs over failed attempts, emphasizing the importance of maintaining professionalism even on playful occasions.

3. Merchandise Launch and Promotions

The hosts provide detailed information about their new merchandise launch scheduled for the following day at 10:00 AM Eastern Time on shoptoastmerch.com. They advise listeners to set alarms due to limited stock and encourage pre-orders for items that may sell out.

• Jackie advises:

  “If something does sell out, we are going to be opening it up to pre-order.” [03:30]

They highlight popular items like tote bags, describing their versatility and longevity:

“Tote bags are insane. We actually made them almost a year ago...” [02:45]

4. Bracket Challenges and Personal Reflections

The conversation shifts to their experiences with March Madness brackets, where Jackie shares her struggles with her picks:

• Jackie reflects on her performance:

  “I had 40 out of 63 picks. Correct. Like, I think that's pretty good.” [08:39]

This segment underscores the unpredictability of sports brackets and the camaraderie shared among friends participating in the challenge.

5. Pregnancy and the Babylist App

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to Jackie’s pregnancy journey and her endorsement of the Babylist app.

• Jackie explains her reliance on Babylist for organizing her pregnancy:

  “Baby List has been amazing for creating checklists and just getting myself organized.” [54:05]

She highlights the app’s features, such as its universal registry and interactive checklists, making it a valuable tool for expectant mothers. Claudia echoes these sentiments, emphasizing how Babylist simplifies gift-giving by allowing friends and family to contribute items that Jackie truly needs.

6. Podcasting News and Celebrity Updates

The hosts share amusing updates from the podcasting world, including Jason Kelsey’s appearance with his newborn daughter, Finley, on the New Heights podcast.

• Claudia describes the charming interaction:

  “Travis virtually met Jason and Kylie's newborn daughter while recording Wednesday's New Heights episode.” [28:04]

They also discuss Morgan Wallen’s new merch line, "Get Me to God's Country," and its connection to his recent drama with SNL.

• Claudia remarks:

  “Morgan Wallen is cashing in on the SNL drama with his new merch.” [36:12]

7. Kristin Cavallari’s Dating Life

Jackie and Claudia delve into Kristin Cavallari’s recent revelations about her dating life, particularly her brief relationship with former NHL player Nate Thompson.

• Claudia summarizes:

  “Kristen Cavallari has released a new podcast about her dating life, mentioning her fling with Nate Thompson.” [42:09]

They find the situation reminiscent of romance novels, humorously noting the genre’s fascination with hockey players.

8. Beatles Movie Casting Rumors

The discussion turns to the highly anticipated Beatles biopic, exploring the rumored casting choices.

• Jackie shares her excitement about Mikey Madison potentially playing Yoko Ono:

  “Mikey Madison is rumored to be playing Yoko Ono, and I think she's perfect for the role.” [46:30]

They analyze the casting of other Beatles members, noting the diverse talent chosen to portray iconic figures like Ringo Starr and Paul McCartney.

9. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Recap

Jackie and Claudia provide an insightful recap of the latest Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion episode, focusing on the dynamics between Garcelle and other cast members.

• Jackie discusses Garcelle’s isolating behavior:

  “Garcelle has been the focus, and it’s becoming clear she’s on her own island.” [61:07]

• Claudia critiques the treatment of Dorit:

  “Dorit’s honesty about her divorce was handled poorly by some cast members.” [64:32]

They explore themes of friendship, accountability, and the complexities of reality TV dynamics, offering their perspectives on the authenticity and interpersonal conflicts displayed during the reunion.

10. Ariana DeBose’s Instagram Faux Pas

The hosts conclude with a humorous take on Ariana DeBose’s recent Instagram mishap involving a misattributed quote about narcissism.

• Claudia explains the incident:

  “Ariana posted a quote about narcissism without knowing its origin, leading to confusion and clarification.” [56:55]

• Jackie finds the situation relatable and amusing:

  “Sometimes you just pick a quote without researching, and it leads to funny misunderstandings.” [59:22]

They commend Ariana for handling the situation gracefully and reflect on the broader implications of sharing meaningful quotes without proper attribution.

11. Final Thoughts and Sign-Off

As the episode winds down, Jackie and Claudia reiterate their merchandise launch details and express gratitude to their listeners.

• Claudia urges listeners to subscribe and support the show:

  “Make sure to subscribe, give us a five-star review, and give us a thumbs up.” [72:10]

They sign off with warm regards, promising more engaging content in future episodes.

Notable Quotes:

• “She goes, gargie party. And I turned around. It was just like a toaster in the wild.” – Jackie [01:19]

• “I am a highly educated individual and I think that shows.” – Claudia [01:50]

• “If something does sell out, we are going to be opening it up to pre-order.” – Jackie [03:30]

• “Tote bags are insane. We actually made them almost a year ago...” – Claudia [02:45]

• “Baby List has been amazing for creating checklists and just getting myself organized.” – Jackie [54:05]

• “Morgan Wallen is cashing in on the SNL drama with his new merch.” – Claudia [36:12]

• “Mikey Madison is rumored to be playing Yoko Ono, and I think she's perfect for the role.” – Jackie [46:30]

• “Garcelle has been the focus, and it’s becoming clear she’s on her own island.” – Jackie [61:07]

• “Ariana posted a quote about narcissism without knowing its origin, leading to confusion and clarification.” – Claudia [56:55]

This episode of The Toast blends personal anecdotes, pop culture insights, and genuine conversations about life’s ups and downs. Jackie and Claudia offer a relatable and entertaining listen, making complex topics accessible and engaging for their audience.