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- [00:05]
A
Good morning, girlies. It's the Toast. It's Jackson Claude, and we're your host. It's your favorite show. The best five things you need to know. We'll start your day off Swirly. It's the Toast.
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B
I sound amazing. Welcome back to the Toast. Happy August, Claudia. If you want to lead us in with songs.
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A
Because it was never mine.
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B
That's really beautiful. And they say her voice is gone.
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A
Who? You. You.
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B
I never said that.
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A
No.
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B
Yeah. I never even thought it.
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A
After lots of consideration. After last week's episode, I've pretty much confirmed my voice is still amazing. So I feel like a lot of people were worried. We're good.
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B
We are good. It is now August. Happy second month of Patreon exclusives. Your girls are back. We've set up in a different part of the house. We've gotten out of bed.
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A
We have hating it because I love bed.
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B
We're so close together.
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A
We're so close together. I'm also straining my neck because I'm, like, afraid of people saying, like, we're not loud enough. So if you hate the setup, just blame Jackie. I was. I was down to stay in the bed. She didn't.
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B
I wanted to try something new, some new energy, something fresh. It's just. It's hard to build BYO podcast studio.
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A
Oh, my God. I can't even get into it. And we promised each other, and I know Jackie forgot, so I'm so glad to bring it up right now. We promised each other a couple of days ago at the very top of the show, we would talk about something that happened to us this week.
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B
I didn't forget. I was thinking about my week as I was doing my makeup. And when we did our peek and pit at Shabbat this week, when I was thinking about my weekend, at a glance, I thought of my peak, which is also about the thing that we wanted to talk about.
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A
So we have to tell you guys that we actually had two celebrity sightings this week in the Hamptons. I know the other one was, like, really short and random. It was Ramona Singer.
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B
Oh. That was brief. I was driving, so I was not paying attention.
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A
She looked absolutely incredible. She looked 17 years old. She was walking into St. Ambrose in Southampton. That's just like, kind of. That's par for the course when you're in the Hamptons. But we saw somebody so unexpected, such a deep cut, so deeply connected to Toast herstory and shout out to Ms. Jacqueline Geller, Ashrae Weinreb for recognizing this person. I probably wouldn't Have.
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B
I don't know why or how I did. I just had a hunch, and I wasn't even sure that it was him, but I said to Claudia, like, I think that's Emily Ratajkowski's ex husband, which most people wouldn't really know the name Sebastian Bear McClure.
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A
The only people who would know the name are actively listening to this podcast, which I think is good and fresh because we found our people. Right?
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B
Yeah.
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A
Jackie goes. I think that's Sebastian Bear McClard. Of course I dropped everything. We were at Round Swamp. If, you know, you know, I dropped everything. And Jackie was like, all right, I'll check out. You go, like, see if that's him. And I turned a corner, and it was 1000% him. He looked so different than I imagined him looking, but I knew exactly who it was, you know?
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B
Yeah. That's the experience I had where he didn't look like what I thought he would look like. Not that I think so much about what he looks like.
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A
Sure, sure.
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B
No, not at all. But then he's such a big part of Toast herstory, because he is the reason why we call Claudia Turdi. That's the only reason why his name is ingrained in my mind, because at the same time that we were talking about him, Sebastian Bear McLard, I started calling you. I don't know if his Last name is McLaren McClurd.
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A
It's McLurd.
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B
So you called me Claudia, so I called you McLia.
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A
Yeah. Claird. McLurdia. Claudia Claire Turd. Like, it just evolved from him.
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B
The origin root of Turdi is McLurd from Sebastian Barrett McClurd. And so seeing him was a real.
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A
Full circle moment, 1000%. We both were in agreement. The man is extremely hot.
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B
Yeah. Yeah. It all make more sense after seeing him in person. Like, how and why he was married to Emily.
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A
It definitely felt like before we saw him in person, like, how on earth he doesn't even, like, have a lot of money. Like, how did this sort of, like, ug.
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B
Yeah, they were, like, squatting in a red and stabilized apartment.
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A
Right. They were just, like. They looked, like, unwashed. Like, it always kind of puzzled us. Like, how did this rando get the girl? Remember, I just recently watched the Entourage movie and, like, she's like the girl and they rat a CA game. And for a while, like, with the Blurred lines music video, she was like the Sydney Sweeney, like, everybody. And it's like, who's it going to be? And they always go with the most random guys.
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B
Yeah. What's his name on Jonathan Divino.
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A
Yes.
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B
That will be my next spotting.
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A
They always go with the most random Jonathan Divino and Sebastian bear McClure.
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B
So also say if we actually saw Jonathan Devino in person, it might make sense.
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A
It's a bigger stretch. Jonathan Devino, having said that, once seeing him in person, it made a lot of sense. And he's jacked.
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B
Yeah, he's massive and he has a really beautiful face.
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A
He's very handsome. And he doesn't look like all these other guys. You know, all the guys these days look the same. Like the Bachelor guys. Yeah, no, he is unique.
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B
He is unique. So that was a real highlight, though that wasn't my peek at Shabbat scene.
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A
To be clear, to be clear, to.
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B
Be clear, my peek at Chabot was not seeing Sebastian Bear McClure. It was.
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A
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