The Fast Ten: Monday, July 28th, 2025

Host: Dear Media
Hosts: Jackie & Claudia Oshry
Release Date: July 28, 2025

1. Introduction

Claudia and Jackie kick off the episode with their signature enthusiasm, welcoming listeners to "The Toast" and highlighting that it's the last week of July. They set the stage for a more expansive discussion, hinting at broader topics beyond their usual format.

Claudia [00:37]: "This week, not only do you have a Fast 5 episode, Jackie and I are going to talk about all the comings and goings."

2. Expanding Beyond the Fast 5 Format

Breaking from their traditional "Fast 5" segments, Claudia and Jackie introduce a "Fast 10" approach for this episode. This change allows them to delve into more stories without the constraints of their usual five-topic limit.

Jackie [00:45]: "It's like fast 10. I'm not whittling down stories. I'm doing every story that has fucking."

Claudia [00:50]: "Put Jackie O in a box you can."

Jackie emphasizes the freedom that Patreon provides, allowing them to explore topics without strict boundaries.

Jackie [00:51]: "And this is Patreon. There's no rules, there's no boundaries. And I'm not going to skimp on stories that interested me."

3. Transition to Audio-Only Format

The hosts discuss their decision to adopt an audio-only format for this episode, a shift from their usual video content. They express a preference for audio, citing that their conversations feel more authentic and spontaneous without the visual component.

Claudia [01:22]: "Because I could, like, I'm not wearing underwear, you know, I'm wearing jamas that are three days old that are standing up on their own. A nursing bra that is covered in just things that aren't milk, you know, Ruby's fu. Like, I just feel more myself."

Jackie [01:39]: "The thing about audio only is every time we do audio only, it's just like, better and funnier. For whatever reason, maybe we are different."

They tease an upcoming vlog scheduled for Friday, promising exclusive content around a major collaboration.

Claudia [02:00]: "It's called Q lab Shabbat It's a collaboratory. Shabbat. Between Jackie and Ben. They cooked us a beautiful feast."

4. Personal Updates: Sleep Struggles and Ruby's Growth

Claudia touches on her son's sleep habits but chooses not to delve into details, acknowledging the challenges without oversharing.

Claudia [02:27]: "We're back. And here's one thing I'm not going to be talking about on today's Patreon. My son's sleep habits."

Jackie humorously remarks on the inevitability of jinxing their luck with sleep.

Jackie [02:40]: "You still jinx it."

They briefly mention the family's rough week regarding sleep but shift focus to positive developments.

Claudia [02:46]: "We've had the most horrible week's night's sleep. Like, I don't even want to talk about it. I'm not talking about it."

Claudia then shares heartwarming stories about spending quality time with Ruby, highlighting memorable outings and the joy of simple activities.

Claudia [03:11]: "Motherhood going well. I was talking about this on my Instagram. Something I didn't expect with motherhood is like, you know, your life changes, right?"

5. Reflections on Motherhood and Changing Perspectives

The conversation delves deeper into the transformative impact of motherhood on their perceptions and daily experiences. Claudia reflects on how motherhood has shifted her appreciation for simpler pleasures and altered her benchmarks for a "good day."

Claudia [03:26]: "And last week Ben and I just like randomly, we went on a hike, which I know sounds so crazy, but we brought Ruby and it's like this beachfront hike."

Jackie adds that the contrast between challenging days and joyful moments amplifies their appreciation for the latter.

Jackie [04:24]: "But I think also the hard days make the great days even greater because it's like these two extremes."

Both hosts agree on the roller-coaster nature of parenthood, where highs and lows coexist, sometimes within the same day.

Claudia [04:37]: "And it's the same time."

They discuss how seeing the world through Ruby's eyes has simplified their activities and heightened their appreciation for everyday moments.

Claudia [04:53]: "It's really. It's kind of lowered the bar for me in terms of, like, activities and entertainment."

6. Conclusion

As the episode wraps up, Claudia reiterates the joy they've found in this season of parenthood, emphasizing the balance of challenges and cherished moments.

Note: The promotional segment inviting listeners to join their Patreon has been excluded from this summary, adhering to the request to omit advertisements and non-content sections.

This episode of "The Toast" offers an intimate glimpse into Jackie and Claudia Oshry's lives, blending personal anecdotes with reflections on motherhood. By expanding their usual format and embracing an audio-only approach, they provide a fresh and engaging experience for their audience, all while maintaining their authentic and humorous rapport.