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Claudia
Good morning, girlies. It's the Toast.
Bose
It's Jackson Claude, and we're your host.
Claudia
It's your favorite show.
Bose
The best five things you need to know.
Claudia
We'll start your day off.
Bose
Swirly.
Claudia
It's the Toast.
Bose
They sound amazing.
Claudia
Welcome back to the Toast. Happy Monday. Hope everybody's having an amazing start to their week.
Bose
I'm having an amazing start because I'm sat here with my co journer about to hear her truth.
Claudia
Okay.
Bose
A truth in which I haven't heard because I didn't even see you this weekend.
Claudia
No, I was so busy. I had so many revelatory, like, a.
Bose
Bunch of co workers going from Friday to Monday without seeing each other.
Claudia
I had so many revelations this weekend. It was. That was kind of the theme.
Bose
Revelations.
Claudia
A revelatory weekend.
Bose
Okay.
Claudia
Revelatory weekend. Okay. Where do I even begin? First of all, we Housewives of Beverly Hills is the best show ever made. I'm completely caught up on the season. I apologize for being late. I. I got here my own time, but I got here and that's what counts.
Bose
I am caught up as well because I saw, like, the girlies were watching, and I was like, I enjoyed the first two episodes. So I'm back in, and Claudia's going to talk about it. I want to be caught up. So that was a great experience.
Claudia
That was a revelation. Another revelation. Nordstrom Rack is the greatest store on the planet. I'd never been to a Nordstrom Rack before. And like I said last week, I appreciate me getting virtually no hate comments about the fact that I've been wearing the same six things in rotation. And I decided to, you know, change that this weekend. And, you know, cardboard Koji. I packed for Christmas. So I packed, like, pretty, like, heavily two, three weeks. And I also always have, like, stuff laying around your house.
Bose
House.
Claudia
So I had a good amount of clothing, like, to get me through. But obviously my time here has been extended. I went to Nordstrom Rack. I actually went initially because I just felt like they might have good kids clothes. And again, it's 30 degrees here. I did not pack sweatpants. Right. I packed shorts. I packed bathing suits, which we quite literally haven't worn. I went to Nordstrom Rack. I went in one girl and I came out another. It's the most amazing place. You know, we're obsessed with, like, T.J. maxx and Marshalls. And I didn't realize Nordstrom Rack was just like another one of that and a little bit different. And when you shop at TJ Maxx, Marshalls it's amazing, but it's a little bit repetitive because it's just like, you know, same store, new name. Same with T.J. maxx.
Bose
Marshall's home. There's only so much like Converse and Rachel Zo you can buy for your baby.
Claudia
Correct.
Bose
Rachel Zo.
Claudia
Rachel Zo.
Bose
So even though I'll buy all the Rachel Zoe, of course, to support her.
Claudia
Yeah.
Bose
Not that she needs it, but I just want to support her.
Claudia
Not sure. Rack is an amazing place, first of all, for clothing. Like, I. I literally cleared the racks for Ro. Then I was like, let me see what they got for women or co Jerry. And I can't believe you have made no comments about my outfit today.
Bose
You look so wonderful.
Claudia
My entire outfit is nor rack. I'm actually going to stand up.
Bose
Do you know what's so crazy? I don't want to take away from your revelation. I want to add to it. You went to Nordstrom Rack on Sunday of this weekend and had a revelation. Weirdly enough, my husband and the boys went to Nordstrom Rack on Saturday randomly. We've never been. And all the time that we lived here and they came home with like a bounty of kids clothes and shoes and everything. And they were so excited and they were like, nordstrom Rack is amazing. And I was like, okay, cool. And then the next day you were like, nordstrom Rack is amazing. Parallel experiences.
Claudia
And people are like, well, you've never been to a Nordstrom Rack. And you call yourself Cardboard Koji. There is an Ordstrom Rack in the city. It's in Union Square. I'm sorry, I'm just not going there. Like, it's such a busy. It's like a Times Square of downtown. So, no, I have never been. And I can't believe what I've been missing out on. First of all, like, the beauty products I got. Yeah, no, we had to go. And let me tell you, I was really there for ruse. So like, I perused the women's section for all of 10 seconds and I found three amazing things. My shirt, French Connection, $34. My pants, linen pants. I don't know what brand they are, but they're fabulous. With an elastic waistband, 24, like okay, rushed. They had Charlotte Pillsbury. I got some makeup. I had Mac. Like, it was amazing. So revel revelation number two.
Bose
Nordstrom Rack.
Claudia
Nordstrom Rack. Oh, yeah, I went out.
Bose
Oh yeah, you went out Saturday night.
Claudia
I went out Saturday night. Yeah, that's right. I got invited to a party by Tyler Cameron. Do you guys know Tyler Cameron of the Bachelor Fame. It was so fun. So, yeah, I went out. He has this charity event that he started in honor of his mom, and it was so nice. Like, it was like a pretty legit affair, like a seated gala.
Bose
And what happened?
Claudia
What happened was that I lost my paddle. There was an auction and, like, they give you a number and it's like, associated with your credit card, and I lost my paddle. And then later in the evening, I had left already and I got a text being like, thanks for raising your paddle. So I guess somebody picked up my paddle and, like, bid and, like, it's fine. Like, it's for charity for sure, but.
Bose
You should get whatever they. They bought.
Claudia
I know. I don't want to, like, ask because, like, it's her charity.
Bose
You should write back, like, sorry, it.
Claudia
Was a little buzzed. What I win. There was, like, a bunch of really good prizes. We were bidding on, like, these golf, like, like once in a lifetime golf experiences.
Bose
Oh, my God.
Claudia
I do wonder what I won. And I'm not gonna protest. Of course it's all for charity, but.
Bose
Just make sure you get it.
Claudia
Yeah, totally.
Bose
And was it star studded?
Claudia
It was kind of like landmine studded. Do you know what I mean?
Bose
You mean in this line of work?
Claudia
Yeah. When I walked in and I saw, like, a lot of reality stars, I just had to, like, very quickly, like, sort of center myself being like, what have I said about this person? So there were, I think, a bunch of the ladies from Members Only. Okay, you said no because I don't know them enough. But I think I did say that they were, like, big time losers, which.
Bose
I feel like if you didn't watch the show. No, like, I don't. I just don't feel like it's that hurtful if you didn't actually watch it.
Claudia
Jason Tardick, he's wearing Abercrombie.
Bose
Was there.
Claudia
He was not wearing Abercrombie.
Bose
I don't think you've said anything because.
Claudia
I know that, like, I like him.
Bose
Right.
Claudia
Chael Krakayel, who I also like, I felt good about seeing.
Bose
Yeah, no, that's really. That's really scary. That's why I don't leave the house.
Claudia
I know. Like, it kind of was horrible in the sense that, like, I just need to, like, start separating church and state, you know?
Bose
Yeah. No, it's really true. Like, you can't live like that, but you also can't come into the show and, like, censor yourself if someone bring you weenie out.
Claudia
Speaking my truth.
Bose
So you did it for Tyler Cameron? You put yourself in an uncomfortable situation. You did it for a good cause, that maybe don't do it again anytime soon.
Claudia
Yeah, yeah. No, but it was great. It was really great. It was kind of like a very balanced weekend. Yeah, I went out, I watched, but, like, I watched so much TV this weekend. Like, Ben and I were so. First of all, Ben is obsessed with the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. He's, like, turning to me. I had put it on because I wanted to watch it. And it was just like, we're in this together, right? We have one. We're in this Airbnb. Like, there's a tv and, like, whatever I'm watching, we have to watch together.
Bose
You guys are bound.
Claudia
And I could tell he's like, oh, this is what we're watching. And I was just like, I have to watch it for work. Like, just get over it. I always say that. Like, I have to watch it for work. And literally the second Ruby went down for his naps, he was like, are you watching? He's obsessed. Of course he's obsessed with Beau. And he's gonna do, like, a whole thing about it on the good guys because he's just, like, so atopic, dude. Just about the Real Housewives, But Bose is his favorite.
Bose
Oh, okay.
Claudia
He thinks Kyle's really cool.
Bose
Okay.
Claudia
He thinks Sutton's a loser. And he comes into it with, like, no context or, like, history. So he's just watching this season. So those are his takes. And he, like, seriously can't get over Amanda.
Bose
Oh, okay. Well, so let's recap. At the end of the show, we'll recap everything that we watched up until this point.
Claudia
We have, like, a little bit of.
Bose
Real Housewives news, so we'll, like, group it all together. Great.
Claudia
We watch a gr. Grammys. Last night. I watched, I would say, like, 80% by 10:30. Like, I had to go. Yeah.
Bose
There was something that was my 13th reason for turning it off. I was very tolerant. I think I watch. I passed 10 o'. Clock. I can't remember what it was that I was like, and now I'm done here. My. My watch has ended.
Claudia
Yeah, it was just late, too. Like, it was also just bad.
Bose
So, like, it was so funny.
Claudia
I didn't think it was bad.
Bose
There was only so much I could take. There were, like, some good moments, like Bruno Mars performing not once, but twice. Yeah, that meant a lot to me.
Claudia
Yeah, I feel like it. That very classic, you know, award show stank with, like, you know, insufferable people. Just, like, being so out of touch. But I feel like the performances, like, I actually really enjoyed the show.
Bose
Oh, I thought the performances. Well, I want to go performance.
Claudia
We're breaking it down.
Bose
I can't group them all together because, like, some were good and some were bad. Like, overall, it was just like, I wasn't, like, enjoying myself.
Claudia
I feel like a lot of the times I watch the Grammys and I feel so old, and I'm like, not only do I not know any of these people, but I sound like an old curmudgeon being like, you know, back in my day, we listen to real music and. And last night I felt like didn't have a ton of that. The new artist category, which we will get into, had a little bit of that sort of je ne sais quoi of what of like, this isn't music. I don't know these people. I feel old. And back in my day, you know, we use instruments.
Bose
Yeah.
Claudia
But for the most part, I actually really was enjoying myself.
Bose
Oh, that's so.
Claudia
I'm a positive person.
Bose
That's so nice to hear. Let's get into the story so we can talk about the Grammys, because I want to share my thoughts. So without further ado dah doo da do, here are the fast five stories that you that do need to know.
Claudia
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Bose
Slash chirp.
Claudia
You're welcome.
Bose
First story, Grammys recap. Let's go through the show in chronological order. We'll talk about the performance. Performances, the awards, the host. The show opened with Rose and Bruno Mars singing my song of the year, Apata, which should have been everything to me, but it, like, didn't sound really good.
Claudia
So what's interesting. And I said to Ben, it's such a good song. It can't sound bad.
Bose
No. Like, yeah, they did an arrangement, but also things were louder than other things. And it just, like, didn't. It wasn't amazing, even though I would have loved for it to be.
Claudia
I feel like they're at a place where they both have probably sang that song so many fucking times and it gets old no matter how good a song is. So, yes, they did this, like, punk emo arrangement, which was not my favorite by any means, but I didn't. I kind of felt like Cynthia Erivo. Like, I didn't know that was happening. I didn't even know Bruno Mars was scheduled to be at this affair. Cause he just kind of gets nominated all the time. And so the fact that, like, it opened with my boyfriend singing one of my favorite songs, like I was not gonna be unhappy. And yes, it was different. And was it the best? No, but I enjoyed it.
Bose
Like, I enjoyed it because it's our boyfriend. It's my boyfriend. I'm sitting there with Bruno. You know, my dog is literally named after Bruno Mars. That's how much of my family loves Bruno Mars. And, like, now we're having a brenaissance because, like, he's putting out an album and he' going to be back. He's going on tour. Like, we're going. And I was. Everything was, like, all lining up to be good, but then, like, it just didn't sound good. I think there were some, like, audio issues, which we saw with Alex Warren, which we'll. We'll get into.
Claudia
You know, I was able to look past the audio issues because, like, I was excited and, like, it was just starting. I'm like, oh, this is how we're starting. Okay.
Bose
Yeah.
Claudia
And, you know, whoever opens the award show, like, it kind of sets the tone for what kind of show it's going to be. So I feel like with Bruno being there, like, I liked the tone that it was setting.
Bose
Me too. Like, I loved everything except for how it sounded.
Claudia
I know. And you know what? Like, I'm not getting bogged down with how it sounded, you know? No.
Bose
And I'm just like, Glad that they gave us aputure. Yeah. And they knew that it was like big enough to do it first and the biggest. So great. Happy for them. Trevor Noah hosted again.
Claudia
Oh my God. And I didn't. First of all, we didn't cover it, obviously. I don't know if it was like a big news story because usually when these big award shows have a host, like, it becomes a thing. So either like nobody cared or they didn't announce it. But I didn't realize it's been six years. I'm like, it's really enough. It was enough after the first year. Personally not a Trevor. No fan. And I just like, I wish he did something different this year. Like tried being funny. I feel like that would have been really good. I would have liked that.
Bose
I don't know if my brain is just mush. I couldn't process like what he was saying in the room that he was saying with all these people around him. He's talking so fast. I had no idea what he was saying.
Claudia
It was very manic and that it was very manic.
Bose
I felt like if I looked at my phone for one second, I was also, you know, trying to answer some emails. I had no idea what was going on. I would pick my head up and he's just like sitting there with bad bunny. Like. Yeah. And I'm like, what? It was very confusing.
Claudia
Yeah. Well, the layout of the room and I think that is his like style. It's like kind of fast speed talking kind of similar to what we do but it's just not the right venue for it. And I thought some of his jokes, like I was really shocked that like we were saying like such like sort of like, you know, airplane food comedy. Like can I get a discount code at Louis Vuitton? Pharrell. Like haha. It was just like really like. Like low hanging fruit. It is an impossible job.
Bose
But Nikki Glaser, you know, does it time and again.
Claudia
Proves time and time again like it's actually not. He was just pissing me off, like with his like rata ta, like fast speaking, unfunny jokes. And I'm. He said it's his last year and I think this was like his way of going out with a bang. I think he like made some jokes that like he maybe was like holding back.
Bose
Last year was the bang in the room with us.
Claudia
Not my room, not my bang. So I like, it was my least favorite part. Trevor Noah. I'm just not a Trevor Noah fan. Like I feel like he's just a Part of. Of that kind group of like sort of industry plant comedians, you know, like, I don't know how many, you know, rip roaring fans he has. And I don't know. I'm just like, I'm over it.
Bose
It was a lot. The chairs were so packed together. There's like celebrities in every corner of the tv. I'm like, trying to hear what he.
Claudia
Said and you could tell they were like hiding from the camera.
Bose
And it's like, get to the point of what you're saying and there's just too much going on. I don't like the format.
Claudia
Did you see there was like a guy who kept standing up, like right in front of the camera. Like he either didn't know the camera.
Bose
Was on him or that I saw it started afterwards. It was Kelty's husband.
Claudia
So I was like, oh, my God, that guy looks like Kelty Knight's husband. And he is like in music. He's like a really big music executive. I feel like that might be him, but I like, don't know 100% what he looks like. And then Kelsey posted on her Instagram like, yes, sorry I wasn't there to tell him to sit down. Like, it was actually so painful. Hilarious. That was like, funny. But that was not really Trevor's doing.
Bose
That was more so Chris and Trevor was noticeably irritated. And it's like, what did you expect? You put the camera in the middle of a crowded floor.
Claudia
You're standing in the audience. Why don't you get on stage? Like, I didn't. Him being in the. It was so, so manic. It was really crazy. I did not like it.
Bose
It was really crazy. And I feel like they hope that they're gonna get like good celeb reactions in the background of stuff like.
Claudia
Yes.
Bose
That's so 10 years ago.
Claudia
Low hanging fruit.
Bose
That's so 10 years ago. Like, oh, my God. Audience reaction. Jiff. If we're bringing Jiff it.
Claudia
If we're bringing things back from 10 years ago. You know what I'd like to bring back? Put the camera on all the nominees, like, for when they find out that they won or lost. I'm sorry. Like, it's fun. I feel like they try to like save face. No, I like it. Bring it back.
Bose
Yeah. Then Breener performed Queen. Breener performed man. Sabrina Carpenter. Air. She brought an airplane. It was like very 19 pan am. Pan Am. Very. You know Amanda.
Claudia
Amanda Francis.
Bose
Yes. Sabrina Carpenter performed as Amanda Francis.
Claudia
I just love that girl. Like, I know she not didn't win one award last Night. But like, it wasn't like her year, you know, last year was her year and she had like a lot of good stuff this year. Like enough to get nominated, but really not enough to win. But that performance was just, just. It had everything. It had the dancing, it had the tick tock dance, it had the song, it had the vocals, it had the outfit, it had the aesthetic. Like I could have done without the bird because, like, one, like leave the bird alone. And two, it like the bird kind of like fell. But other than that, I just felt like, so everyone should go home.
Bose
Yeah, it felt very effortless too. Like she was so comfortable, not nervous at all. She's just like walking, strutting, singing.
Claudia
And I like my voice laying. I dig it. And she has so much fun when she does. Like, this is someone who loves their job. And I just felt like they should have ended the performances after that. Like, she was so good. I felt bad for everyone else. You ever had, you know, performance so good. Like it makes you feel bad for everyone. Don't even bother.
Bose
Yeah, but it's like this didn't make me feel bad for anyone because I feel like vocally she's amazing, but it's not like she has something that no one else can, like, achieve. So, like, everyone is capable of this sort of greatness at. Who can sing, who can carry.
Claudia
Meet her here.
Bose
Yeah, yeah. It's not like, you know Mariah Carey.
Claudia
Right.
Bose
Well, you all were born. Can't sing.
Claudia
Right, Right.
Bose
Sorry.
Claudia
Yeah.
Bose
Next, Kendrick Lamar won Best Rap Album.
Claudia
That felt right.
Bose
Yeah. Best New Artist medley. Okay, so what they did was Best New Artist nominees. They all performed one after the other. They all got, you know, ample time to perform.
Claudia
Don't you feel like the Maria's got like a little bit more.
Bose
It felt long, you know, it just.
Claudia
Like felt really 1000% like time flies.
Bose
When you're having fun, so the medley crawls when you're not.
Claudia
The medley's is where I was like starting to like, feel, you know, distant from, you know, the new generation. And it. It pains me. Like, obviously I don't know the Marias and that girl, like, was talented, but that music was dreadful. And then they went into Addison and I feel like since Addison's launch on Tik Tok, like, no two people have been more supportive of her. And I love that she, you know, chose music as like, she was doing acting and then social media and she chose music and she's like giving it her whole heart. It's not the type of pop stardom I wanted. And that doesn't mean that it's bad or good. It's just not what I like. It's very Charlie XCX Line Del Rey. Whereas I'm much more like, you know, Taylor Swift, Sabrina Carpenter, like, more obvious, you know.
Bose
Yeah.
Claudia
And then that performance was really shocking in its badness. The song Fame is a Gun is. I've heard like that one eight second clip from Tika. It's a nightmare, you know, like, I know like the eight seconds. I had never heard the whole song before. And it was really shocking how not good it was. The dancing, like, it was all so crazy.
Bose
It was not good. It felt. Felt cheap to me, the dancing and the backstage. And I want the most for her. And I've always been supportive of her and I always will. I would never be like a hater, but like, you know, you have to be able to just be like, that wasn't the greatest.
Claudia
Yeah. And I just know it was kind of killing Tate McRae, like, because when she showed up on that truck, it was from a really far camera distance. I was like, oh, is that Tate McRae? Was she nominated? The whole thing was giving just like, really try hard. And like, the vocals weren't great. The dancing, everything was like operating at a very mediocre level.
Bose
Yeah. And she's a really great dancer. So they did like the dance break. And the dance break was. It wasn't dance breaking.
Claudia
Yeah, it wasn't good.
Bose
Yeah.
Claudia
And then to Cat's Eye.
Bose
Yikes.
Claudia
Yeah.
Bose
Okay, so they perform their song gnarly. This is what I think I know about Cat's Eye. Are they the group from the Netflix show?
Claudia
Okay, I think that they are.
Bose
They are.
Claudia
But do they not sing Golden?
Bose
No.
Claudia
Oh, okay.
Bose
They are the group from the Netflix show.
Claudia
Are they K Pop or are they just like a band?
Bose
I feel like band like making the band.
Claudia
I just feel like bands.
Bose
They're the Danity K Pop.
Claudia
Like, I don't know any other bands.
Bose
Well, because they are like mimicking blackpink and like what they bring, which is like fire dance moves.
Claudia
Right.
Bose
All in unison.
Claudia
They were not in unison.
Bose
They sang their song. They shouted their song. Gnarly.
Claudia
It was nutty.
Bose
Like, it was nutty. At random times, there's just someone's shouting gnarly.
Claudia
Like, it was interesting to watch them as a collective, but then also focus.
Bose
It was really giving fifth harmony.
Claudia
Yes, exactly. It was giving fifth harmony. So with those back to back Maria's, I was like, damn, this new generation of music is not cutting It. And then things started to slowly get better with Leon Thomas who I completely discovered in that moment. Ben was like, that looks like Andre from Victorious. I'm like, of course you would know that it is. I didn't know that that was happening. Much like Cynthia Erivo, that Andre, whose name is Leon Thomas, he's also a Grammy winner. Like he's been around for a little bit.
Bose
He won last name. I've heard the name.
Claudia
Yes. And I just had him put together that. That was Andre. Like that school really was a performing arts school. Like they were churning out the stars and I just know it kills. Victoria Justice. Like another one bites the dust. Like Ariana Grande. Leon Thomas. She was right though. They really do all sing.
Bose
Yeah.
Claudia
Crushed it. I thought his performance was great and like I wasn't familiar with his music but if he'd won, I would have thought it was well deserved.
Bose
Yeah.
Claudia
So that's when it started to get better.
Bose
Yeah. Like we needed a break from the.
Claudia
Chaos and it was just refreshing to see a guitar. Do you know what I mean?
Bose
Yeah.
Claudia
Bring back guitars. I feel like I never see guitars anymore. Like instruments.
Bose
But you saw a guitar on Justin Bieber.
Claudia
Yeah, we'll talk about that. I saw one.
Bose
You didn't hear one.
Claudia
No. But it was like loop de loop.
Bose
Yeah. Then Alex Warren performed Ordinary and like I feel so bad for him today. No, he cried himself to sleep because his. He couldn't hear. It wasn't his fault. He started singing the. From the moment he. The camera started touching his monitor, he's touching his ear and he's walking through the crowd and it's like so chaotic and he's like thinking, what am I singing in my ear? He's like not enjoying himself. Then he gets to the stage and he rips it off. Usually that's like, okay, let it just get worse. And he was just not with the music. Thankfully he put it back in and then by the time he was up uplifted singing the chorus, like he was on track. But you just know like he is so upset.
Claudia
I was so upset. It was devastating. Like, what a big deal to be nominated for best new artist. Especially like, I mean I think a lot of people have like crazy come up stories but his is really kind of. We know him from the hype house but before that, I mean he was homeless. He's an orphan. Like just a real rags to riches story, a real success story. Just devastated. And seriously, I don't know whose job it was to make sure the monitors were on, but like I want him to be held accountable. Like, I feel so bad. It wasn't like, you know, Alex Warren stunk it up.
Bose
No, not at all.
Claudia
It was not his fault.
Bose
His voice sounded great. He wasn't with his music and he couldn't hear. And that was really sad. Like, my heart goes out to him and I just want to tell him, like, the Grammys aren't that big of a deal. Like, don't worry about it. You'll go. No one was watching in your life.
Claudia
You'll do things greater than singing at. Maybe you won't, but I think he will.
Bose
No one was watching. Seriously, like, we're all going to forget about it.
Claudia
And I just want to say he gets a lot of, like, I see, like, music. People who, like, criticize music. Like, they call, like, him and Olivia Dean, they call it, like, supermarket music. Right. It's just like, it's like they say it's similar to Meghan Trainor. Right. Like, music that just sounds good and people like. And after those three dreadful performances, I was like, we need to erase this stigma around supermarket music. Because what you're telling me is Supermarke Market music is good. It sounds nice. It's joyful. Yeah. Okay, so what's your. Somebody asked me what I like. I like supermarket.
Bose
I love supermarket music. That's always how I know something's a hit. I'm like, I heard it at the supermarket.
Claudia
Yeah. And I think that's like, you know, look down on from like, music critics and what, like, the Maria's is considered good? Sorry, no. Bring back supermarket music. I felt so bad for him. It was so. It was as an empath myself that I kind of, like, couldn't recover after that.
Bose
Yeah, me neither. And I'm also, like, kind of glad that he didn't win because I don't think he could have, like, given a speech after that. Like, I think his night was thoroughly ruined. Another year will be his Grammys here. He'll have an amazing performance and he will triumph. And I just. That was not it. And that was.
Claudia
It was triggering for me though, you know, given the Picasso of it all.
Bose
Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. I didn't realize that was happening.
Claudia
Yeah.
Bose
Then Lola Young saying screamed messy.
Claudia
That was such a crazy performance.
Bose
She's a crazy girl. And I like. I like crazy. I agree.
Claudia
And that song is really good. The rendition was just not for me. I appreciate her trying to do something new and different. She is an extremely talented vocalist and I think she wanted to show that off. And she just Sort of went sideways.
Bose
She went too high and loud and.
Claudia
Yeah, it was a crazy performance.
Bose
It was. It was a crazy evening for Lola. She wound up winning an award for messy best pop vocals, which I think is earned. The vocals on that song are insane. And she shouted her thing like it was just.
Claudia
She's a shouter.
Bose
She's just a crazy person. But, like, the Grammys are for the crazy people. For Lady Gaga, for Chat.
Claudia
We're on that outfit for Lola. Yeah.
Bose
And Alex Warren's just not crazy enough.
Claudia
I know. That's what he's supermarket. Same with. But Olivia Dean did.
Bose
Then it went to Olivia Dean. She sang man, I need. I love watching her perform. And she brought the same energy, like, from all of her performances to the Grammys. So I feel like people who didn't know who she was or weren't familiar with her game were able to, like, see what we all see. And then she won, and it was so earned after that medley.
Claudia
It was just very clear after, like, the lead up of the performances that, like, she was the winner. Right. I mean, from the dreadful nonsense to, like, the just noise from Cat's Eye, it was very clear, like, if she didn't win, there was something really wrong with that category.
Bose
Well, Somber also performed, so you know what?
Claudia
We've talked about Somber a few times.
Bose
And I feel like that the one dating Dakota Johnson.
Claudia
No, that's role model Sally. We talked about.
Bose
Oh, my God, I don't have it as a story. Sally's 25th birthday.
Claudia
We can talk about it after. It's not a story. It is so somber. We talked about. Because he was at the, like, dinner where Taylor Swift was giving out loaves of her bread.
Bose
Okay.
Claudia
And then we were like, who is it? And I.
Bose
And he performs on snl.
Claudia
Yes. And I've been learning so much about Somber in the last 24 hours, and everything I learned about him, I love Ready. First of all, his performance was incredible. And I do know that's knew that song. In a room full of people, I look for you. It sounds different.
Bose
I know it too.
Claudia
Very disco. I like it a lot. No one's, like, doing, you know, music like that. It's good. And his, you know, he kind of looks like a nerd, so you just don't think he's gonna have, like, Riz.
Bose
I thought it was gonna be Benson.
Claudia
No, it was so different. I loved it. And wait. Wait till you hear this. You're gonna love him even more.
Bose
Jew. Yeah. What's his real name? Mish.
Claudia
Like, wait, his Last name? Somebody told me it's like Safy. Like, something really Jewish like Sofitel or something like Amber. He grew up on the Lower east side.
Bose
Shane Michael Boose.
Claudia
No, that's not what I heard. Are you sure that's his last name?
Bose
Yeah.
Claudia
Let me say. I feel like you're just like, oh, my God.
Bose
There's a question people also ask. This is not a sentence. Is Somber a Nepo?
Claudia
He's not. I believe he was raised by a single mom on the Lower east side.
Bose
Okay, let me go to his.
Claudia
You sure that's his real name? Name?
Bose
That's what's coming up on this tab.
Claudia
What tab is that on?
Bose
Google, like, right there. Somber is the stage name of Shane Michael Boost. None of that is really giving Jew.
Claudia
No, I'm telling you.
Bose
Are you sure it's not role model positive or Benson Boone? I'm sorry. Where'd you hear that?
Claudia
Just like the comments. I guess he. Yeah. Was raised on the Lower east side. Oh, thank you. He's the son of Bena Sarfati. That was the name that I heard. And Andy Boos.
Bose
Oh.
Claudia
Who have both worked for Amfar. That's not Nepo.
Bose
No. Well, it depends in what capacity. You know, he was really good.
Claudia
I really liked him.
Bose
He.
Claudia
He shouldn't win because having one good song does not a new artist make. But I felt like it was a great global stage for him.
Bose
I agree. And I would have been happy, like, for Alex Warren to win. That also would have been me too. But I was no notes on Olivia De Notes.
Claudia
And she was one of my best dressed in that Chanel dress.
Bose
Yeah.
Claudia
Love.
Bose
Then Justin Bieber came out in his undies.
Claudia
Yes. So brave. I mean, I said to Ben, like, you have to not eat all day to be on stage in your undies. Like, what if you like satin undies? Like, what if you pee a little? Like, what if you sharp?
Bose
Like, like not sharp for three minutes?
Claudia
It's kind of a scary thing. He's performing for the first time in many years. It's just like a crazy movie to. For the first time performing Yorandis.
Bose
Well, not because of an accidental. Like so many, so many things, but just because it's very, like, you know, it's a very shocking thing to see. It's a very, like, it's.
Claudia
I understood the message, like, the metaphor. He was stripped down, right?
Bose
Yeah. It's just like him in his room messing with his music and, like, riffing about his lady love. He's saying Yukon naked with a guitar on Him.
Claudia
We saw a new tattoo. He's got a big picture of Haley on his back.
Bose
Yeah.
Claudia
Yeah, I. I like that song. It's not my favorite. Like, I so could have used it. Just a good time, honey. I get it. I get it. I get it. But clearly, like, he wanted. He had this, like, vision. Whatever. You know what? What's good for Justin is good for me. He's got an amazing voice. He seemed to be doing really well. Haley was so supportive, and it was good. It was fine. Like, I. Like, it was.
Bose
He successfully performed. I think people were worried about, like, what's it going to be like to see him live? He sounded really good, right?
Claudia
People forget he is one of the best. Best voices.
Bose
Like, it was not pee, pee poo poo.
Claudia
No, not at all.
Bose
Even though, like, the undies were a shock, I think in talking about it, like, I understand what he was, like, trying to say. And he's just like, a boy in his room. This is me. No, no. Like, sparkle.
Claudia
No costume.
Bose
I'm not even gonna wear a shirt.
Claudia
Right.
Bose
That's how. It's very distracting. That's so undistracted. You'll be like. And this is how I made this song about the woman that I love.
Claudia
And they kept cutting to Haley.
Bose
Like, I. That was really good that they did.
Claudia
I appreciated that. We got a lot of Haley. They were, you know, seated in Trevor. Noah's unfortunate, like, realm of, you know, closeness. But I. I liked it.
Bose
Yeah.
Claudia
I'm not gonna say I understood it completely. She used to drive a Yukon. Like, I liked it.
Bose
I liked it as much as I could for not knowing. Like, for wearing your undies for.
Claudia
No, no.
Bose
Like. And I don't. I didn't really. I've heard maybe bits of that song, but I don't really know it. I didn't listen to Swag.
Claudia
So.
Bose
So it's like, you know, watching someone that I'm not, like, a huge.
Claudia
Like.
Bose
It was good, though. No, it was good. Like, job well done.
Claudia
Check.
Bose
We can exhale.
Claudia
Yeah, right.
Bose
Bad Bunny won the award for best Musica Urbana album. Okay.
Claudia
Musica Urbana. Could you talk less? Like, what do you want me to say?
Bose
Musica Urbana.
Claudia
Yes. Yes.
Bose
You really want me to say that? You really want me. You think that, like, more than anything, that's, like, more offensive than if I just said, musica Urbana. Musica urbana.
Claudia
Well deserved.
Bose
Yeah.
Claudia
I wasn't familiar with Carol G. And her beauty.
Bose
Yes, she is. At the beginning of the show, they cut to a beautiful woman. I said, oh, who's that random beautiful woman? And I've seen Carol G perform because she performs at a lot of these award shows, and I didn't recognize her. And then when she came to present the award, I was like, oh, that's.
Claudia
Carol G. That's a beautiful woman. And their little. Her and Marcelo, that shtick made me laugh. Like, oh, yeah, my future kids are going to clean the house, too. Very funny.
Bose
Very. I agree. Also, Trevor Noah kept making these jokes about Bad Bunny in the super bowl and how he can perform tonight because he's playing the Super Bowl. Can we get you to perform when.
Claudia
You just respect his boundaries?
Bose
It just was not funny.
Claudia
Yeah.
Bose
Then Lady Gaga performed Abracadabra.
Claudia
And much like Apata, I believe it's a song. She's probably, like, beat to the ground, right? It's like, it was one of the biggest songs this year. She was on tour when I went to see her Madison Square Garden, they started the show an hour late because she performed Abracadabra six times. And they filmed it for the VMAs. So, like, this is a song she's beat to death. So I understand her wanting to, you know, reinvent it, in a sense. The lampshade, like, everything. She is who she thinks she is, and she is who all these other bitches, like, think that they are. And when we talk about, like, crazy artists, like, all of it is fake. All of it is performative. Lady Gaga is so the real thing. She's the craziest person on the planet. It. And what I love about her is, like, I don't get it. Right. I don't understand anything that she does, but she never sacrifices, like, the quality of her performance because, yes, it was insane. It was an amazing performance of that song. So, like, while I don't understand it, I can enjoy it.
Bose
Yeah.
Claudia
And I appreciate that. Like, she is who Chapel Ron thinks she is. Like, with her nipples out. Like, please.
Bose
Oh, my God. That dress of Chapel Roan.
Claudia
It was obviously fake nipples, right? Because, like, I didn't see, like, pink.
Bose
Oh, I, like, look at For Aerioli. I was just, like, felt like I was watching a medieval torture chamber like that.
Claudia
Oh, yeah. No.
Bose
Chilling, Chilling.
Claudia
Did you feel like. I know she's still really big, but, like, definitely, like, chap, like, kind of fell off. Well, because do you remember last year when, like, every single person was, like, thanking her and, like, during her performance, it was like, all anyone was talking about. It was like all the celebrities were, like, tripping over themselves to get near her. Like, she was like this sort of godlike Figure. Figure. And she released one or two songs this year. One of them was nominated, the Subway. But don't you feel like it's just like, well, all that hype.
Bose
I wanted to say, like, you know, don't they say there's, like, a Best New Artist curse?
Claudia
Yeah.
Bose
And then I'm like, well, wait, no. Chapel Row. Last one last year. Like, maybe it's not. But, yeah.
Claudia
No, I mean, I just think it's not a curse. It's just, like, sometimes people go places and sometimes they don't. Like, I think there are famous people who have lost it. Like, I think Christina Aguilera lost it.
Bose
I think Justin Bieber lost it.
Claudia
Right. But I think there are, like, some, you know, clear people who have won it. Like, I think Celine Dion won, you know, so it's just like, 50. 50.
Bose
Okay.
Claudia
They're like.
Bose
They can't.
Claudia
Like, they're just guessing.
Bose
Yeah. It wasn't chapels here, and that's fine. I love Dabra Kadabra. I love that song. I also. Because I was watching with captions, I got to, like, hear some of the lyricism of the lyrics that I was just always like, she's saying, the floor's on bar. Yeah.
Claudia
It's such a good song.
Bose
I actually.
Claudia
When I went to Mayhem, that's when I really started to appreciate it. Cause I heard it 10 times, and I was like, you know what? This song is really good. I feel like it was a great night for Gaga.
Bose
It was. Because she also won Best Pop Vocal Contemporary Album.
Claudia
Yeah.
Bose
And it wasn't as.
Claudia
It's a.
Bose
It was a weird year for just, like, there was no clear winners. I feel like everybody won their category. Everybody won something.
Claudia
Yeah.
Bose
But her speech was. And then, by the way, she gives a crazy performance, and then, like, an incredibly cogent speech.
Claudia
She's very intelligent.
Bose
She isn't. Like, she was just, like, I really. Oh, yeah.
Claudia
Know.
Bose
Appreciate hard work and craftsmanship, and that's what this album is to me. And, like, I think the fact that she was able to put out, like, a crazy artistic piece of art, but also have it be commercially successful is the dream for her. Yeah.
Claudia
And I also. I don't know. She's at this level where, like, you know, I don't think she would, like, be excited about winning, like, Pop contemporary. I didn't even know that was a category. I know pop vocal, but Pop contemporary, she was so humbled and, like, so honored. I just feel like her, for me, like, her Q score went up so much. Like, I've always Loved her. I love her music. She's great. Crazy, but I feel like I understand her a little bit more. And her. And her man, her audio engineering man. She looked so normal in so many senses. Even though she is this, like, crazy person.
Bose
You know who she is? She's that quote, Flubbert. Yes.
Claudia
Oh, my God. She is Flubbert.
Bose
She is Flubbert. This is the quote, you know, that I love.
Claudia
Yeah.
Bose
Be regular and orderly in your life so that you may be violent and original in your life work.
Claudia
Yeah. Because I feel like she lives a very normal home life. Like, her man is so normal.
Bose
She.
Claudia
Even when she was speaking. Yes. She was, like, kind of soft spoken. You wouldn't think she was that crazy who was just doing that lampshade performance. I feel like it was such a great night for her. I'm so happy for her. And that album is so good.
Bose
Yeah. I listened to it, like, usually whenever I watch an award try, they're like, find new music. Or I'm reminded of something. Like this morning, I was like, play mayhem. Be a doctor.
Claudia
I can kill your disease.
Bose
Also, I feel like she hasn't won an award in a long time. Yeah. So I felt like it meant a lot to her. There was a time where she was sweeping and then to, like, you know, put out an album, let's say 10, 15 years after, like, Born this Way and be showing all these how it's done. I think that it's even more meaningful.
Claudia
Yeah. And I just think it's, like, very clear. She has a happy home life, and that was coming through for me. She feels very fulfilled.
Bose
Jelly Roll won best contemporary country album.
Claudia
I was really shocked by that. I don't know why.
Bose
Well, I mean, I didn't have a horse in the race that were nominated.
Claudia
And I thought Eric Church was gonna win.
Bose
Like, the industry loves Jelly Roll, like, the mainstream, and, like, not just country music and country radio, but, like, pop. And Hollywood loves Jelly Roll.
Claudia
He's, like, getting tapped a lot. So pop off King.
Bose
Yeah. And he was so excited to win.
Claudia
It's nice to see, like, people who like these things mean a lot to. Yeah, yeah, I agree.
Bose
When it means something to someone.
Claudia
Yeah.
Bose
Yeah. Then we had Bruno Mars performing his new song, I just Might.
Claudia
Okay. The vocals, like, weren't there for me, honestly, but were you shocked? First of all, I love that song, and I was. It's brand new. It's like a week old. Were you surprised that everyone in the audience knew the words? Like, the celebrities.
Bose
Do you know the words? Yeah, of Course. Yeah. Yeah.
Claudia
But it's a one week old song and the celebrities knew it. They kept, I feel like more so than other performances, they kept cutting to people in the audience. These huge stars. Everybody was mouthing the words. I'm like, how do you guys know it? Like, I can't. I just feel like he is pure everybody. He sort of like sets the standard.
Bose
Yeah, he does. I really enjoy the performance. Me too.
Claudia
I love. What are his bandmates called?
Bose
The Hooligans.
Claudia
Oh, I live for those Hooligans. Like they are supremely talented. And it's. It's giving guitar.
Bose
Yeah.
Claudia
Like live vocals.
Bose
Yeah.
Claudia
Maybe he could have had a backtrack sound a little better. No, everything with Bruno was like live music, live vocals, live dancing. Like, I loved it.
Bose
Yeah.
Claudia
And I'm glad he's back in the mix.
Bose
Me as well. And then next year he'll be nominated for best album and like we'll get more brute to do.
Claudia
Exactly.
Bose
Billie Eilish won song of the Year for Wildflower.
Claudia
Okay, that's just wrong. You know, I hate when things are wrong. Now. Golden was so clearly the song of the year. But if we just want to get factual, this song came out in 2024. It's from the Barbie movie, right? It's that one.
Bose
No, that's made for.
Claudia
I don't know how it feels. Is that the song?
Bose
No, the Barbie movie one is like. Like what I was Made For.
Claudia
Is that not Wildflower?
Bose
No, it's called what I was Made For.
Claudia
Okay, fine. You're right about that. It sounds exactly the same. This song is. Wasn't even the year of the song it was released. So it certainly wasn't the song of the year after it was released. But I guess through some like fo backwards way they like re released it or whatever. So it wasn't even released this year. I had to google it. I'm like, wait, what's that song? Oh yeah, I've heard a little bit of it on TikTok. So it was not the song of the year. Can you read me the other nominees?
Bose
Yes. Abracadabra.
Claudia
Better suited.
Bose
Anxiety Dochi.
Claudia
I thought that was gonna win and that was. I forgot because it was like six months ago. But that was where. And it's so good and different. That was the song of the year.
Bose
Aputa Global Song of the Year.
Claudia
Like, please.
Bose
I think so too. Dtmf. Bad Bunny also could have won and.
Claudia
I would have had no issue. Like literally any of the songs could have won and I would have had an argument to support it. I do not have an argument here.
Bose
Golden.
Claudia
Except actually the only argument that I would make for why they might have won one and that was the one that was delivered by Carol King. Right. So they were really leaning into the songwriting of it all. Every song in that category, they would put the songwriters at the bottom. It was like a paragraph, like 10 people. Billie Eilish's was her and her brother. And that I have to give credit, even though I find her insufferable. That is impressive. Like how many people it takes to write a three minute song. If it is about songwriting.
Bose
Yeah. And then record of the year is more about, like, Bop City. Yeah.
Claudia
Which went to SZA and Kendrick Lamar. So I have no issue with that either. And especially because I think it's important that the song of the year be released that year. Like, not to be a stickler for the rules, but.
Bose
But sure, if it's about the songwriting, that's fine. Man child also was nominated. And Luther and.
Claudia
Oh, man child also was one of the ones that had, like, less. It had maybe three, four. It was Brinery Jack and maybe one other.
Bose
And Amy Allen. Yeah. Yeah, I agree.
Claudia
But for Apatow, Jackie, it was like 15 people. It was like insane.
Bose
I mean, and it's not like.
Claudia
It just sounds like it's crazy.
Bose
I'm coming to getcha I'll get you.
Claudia
Getcha all day all day I'm on my way it's like so good.
Bose
So good.
Claudia
Yeah.
Bose
It should have been record of the year. I think something like more Bop City. Ish should have been a record of the year. So like, Apato or anxiety.
Claudia
Yeah.
Bose
Then. Oh, Tyler. Tyler Cameron.
Claudia
Tyler Cameron creator.
Bose
Tyler Creator performed. I think the simulation of vehicular manslaughter might have been. When I turned off the show, they hit someone with a car and that was the purple.
Claudia
And then they blew up the gas station that, like, they hit them. It was really crazy. It was performance art. I did know that song because it was like a trending. Like sugar on my tongue.
Bose
Oh, yeah.
Claudia
Tongue. Your body is so sweet. I will just be honest. Like, I didn't understand it. Call me. The performance. Yeah. I wasn't getting any of the it, so. Yeah, I didn't get it.
Bose
Yeah. I thought it was like, crazy to hit someone with a car and then, like, dance around it.
Claudia
It's just a little insensitive.
Bose
Pharrell won the Dr. Dre Global Impact award. Reba led the in memoriam tribute.
Claudia
I'm not gonna lie. I did Miss all of this.
Bose
I Was Fast Asleep and Ozzy Osbourne tribute.
Claudia
Oh, that's nice Medley. I feel like they were, like, dangling Reba in front of us. Being, like, for the first time she's performing and it was, like, for the immemorial. Why don't you just do, like, a Reba tribute? I would have appreciated that. I feel like it's kind of like a slap in the face to be given the In Memoriam performance, you know?
Bose
You think so?
Claudia
I do.
Bose
I think you can make it really beautiful.
Claudia
Well, of course, but.
Bose
Oh, and then Cher received a lifetime achievement award, and she also presented for record of the year, and it was.
Claudia
For Luther, the song.
Bose
And she said she gave it to Luther Vandross.
Claudia
And you know what? It's about time Luther Vandross is recognized. I mean, that song Dance with My Father again, like, good luck not crying. Luther Van Dream has long been snubbed.
Bose
I agree.
Claudia
And I like that Cher sort of took matters into her own hands just as Luther Randros.
Bose
So funny. And then Bad Bunny won album of the Year.
Claudia
Well deserved. I have no issue. I wasn't rooting for anyone, like, in particular.
Bose
So for wtr Moss photos.
Claudia
Moss photos. I think they all could have won. And I would have been happy about it. Like, I wouldn't have. There's no one here that it's, like, undeserved.
Bose
This wasn't a year where, like, there was a clear winner for me or Sweeper.
Claudia
I guess the Sweeper is his Bad.
Bose
Bunny because he won two or three.
Claudia
Times, and he was. He's the first person ever to win, like, Latin album of the year, and. Which is kind of crazy. It's giving, like, Casey Musgraves when she won Golden Hour Country Album of the year, which is a big deal. And then, like, also. That's kind of cool.
Bose
But did she also win, like, songs? I feel like for the last few years, they give everybody one, and it's not really sweepy. And in general, I do like a sweep. But this wasn't a year of sweep. No.
Claudia
Nobody swept.
Bose
So those are the Grammys. I hope that everybody who watched them enjoyed them.
Claudia
Yeah. And Trevor made it a big thing that, like, they're not going to be on CBS anymore and he's not hosting. I wonder where they're going.
Bose
Like, why do I care? Yeah. I'm just, like, turning on my tv. Yeah.
Claudia
He was making it like, our.
Bose
To the TV Guide, and I click Grammys. I don't actually look at where it's at.
Claudia
I actually didn't realize I was watching cd. I had no idea until he brought it up.
Bose
I don't give a fuck.
Claudia
Right. Just like put it on. I was watching it on YouTube TV. You know what I mean?
Bose
Like, not on TV unless they're going to another platform. Right.
Claudia
Which would be big deal. Like 1,000%. That's so funny.
Bose
Also, major news. Steven Spielberg is EGOT after this award season.
Claudia
I just feel like he's not.
Bose
No, I feel like he is. And I'm not a Spielberg swirly, so don't get it twisted. But this feels right.
Claudia
Somebody who should be an he, like.
Bose
Does work across all, you know, mediums really.
Claudia
I feel like he just directs movies. What else does he do?
Bose
Like, I don't know. He did west side Story. So movie, music.
Claudia
A movie.
Bose
But like there's music involved, right, that.
Claudia
He'S not a part of. Like, he's just directing the music people.
Bose
He did the music for the documentary, music by John Williams, which got an aggressive. No, like he's just giving backdoor egot.
Claudia
Sorry.
Bose
No, I think it's easier for someone on the back end to win an egot than on the front end. No.
Claudia
Somebody like Jennifer Hudson, like, is such an obvious egotter.
Bose
Yeah, right. But like on the back end, like Pasek and Paul can be egot. Like that would feel because they create music. Yeah, but that would be like more back end because you get an Oscar in there.
Claudia
Yeah, that's fine. I, I genuinely.
Bose
Someone who stars in an Oscar movie, a Tony production, gets a Grammy. Like, that's harder. But I will accept back end EGOTs, you know, behind the lens.
Claudia
Yeah.
Bose
Are you ready for our next story? Sad News. Catherine O', Hara, Schitt's Creek star and comedy legend, dies at 71.
Claudia
This was shocking.
Bose
Moira Rose, also the mom from Home Alone, she's in a million things. But like most recently Moira, and when.
Claudia
We found out she passed, Ben has actually been wanting to watch Best in Show. Do you know what that is? So it's like kind of Catherine o' Hara's greatest work. And it was the first time she ever worked with Eugene Levy. So they like had known each other. I didn't realize they had like, they have this like very, very famous movie. And when Joey Kamasa was posting about her death, he kept posting about her character. She plays this like. It's about these like crazy dog people who all traveled to this like dog competition show, whatever. And I didn't realize they play husband and wife, so they have this like long sorted history. I was shocked.
Bose
Yeah. It's very sad.
Claudia
Oh, my God. Like, I feel like I can't remember the last time, like, somebody so beloved.
Bose
Yeah.
Claudia
Passed away so unexpectedly.
Bose
Yeah.
Claudia
She was 71, but, like, that's not even that old. And she was a very young 71.
Bose
Yeah.
Claudia
And I think it's, like, hitting really hard for people because of, like, the Home Alone movies. Like, she was very much like America's mom for many years.
Bose
And Moira, her mom. Like, she's so Moira.
Claudia
She is Moira.
Bose
And now it's like, you go back and it's like, oh. And she was the mom in Home Alone, but I don't know why. I feel like one of her lasting roles that she'll really be remembered for is Moira.
Claudia
And how amazing is that?
Bose
Far be It for me, 50 years in the making. Yeah. To have, like, the high of your career.
Claudia
Like, you're going, like, the thing people remember you for is the last thing you did.
Bose
Love Moira.
Claudia
Love Moira. This is so, so sad.
Bose
Yeah.
Claudia
And then, you know, if you ask her what her favorite role is, you know what she says does of being a mom. That was that video.
Bose
Like, someone, like, what role she, like.
Claudia
A TMZ person at, like, the airport.
Bose
Yeah. Like an airport. Nothing. They were like, what's the role would you want to be remembered for? And she was like, being a mom.
Claudia
That's my humble queen right there. I love her.
Bose
That's our matriarch, literally the patriarch.
Claudia
And like, I. I feel like everyone was turning out with their tributes. Like, this is a person who deeply affected, like, you know, all of her peers.
Bose
Yeah.
Claudia
So sad.
Bose
Yeah. And put them on notice. Like, that level of talent.
Claudia
Me. Join me up here. She has raised the bar. I mean, Mo Rose is an exercise in perfection. Like, in brilliance. It is, bar none, like, the greatest comedy performance delivered on TV in the last 20 years.
Bose
Yeah.
Claudia
Like, it's insane. And I just know when they, like, created the character of Moira, like, she was this one thing on paper. And what she ended up becoming was what Catherine o'. Hara. Like, that wasn't what they envisioned.
Bose
No.
Claudia
She just took this role and made. Made it nutty. Like, she was probably this, like, very.
Bose
Like, out of touch.
Claudia
Yes.
Bose
Woman living in a motel with wigs.
Claudia
But, like, what she ended up being like was not like, Catherine o' Hara created the character.
Bose
She took her off and the template. We've never seen a character like that. Never. I'm sure we'll see a bunch of copies going forward.
Claudia
I think it's time to watch Schitt's Creek again. It's always a good time.
Bose
It is, but we've got a lot on our content plate.
Claudia
We're so busy. We're so caught up on the Real Housewives. Like, hello.
Bose
Yeah, we'll get to it. Our next story. Kim Kardashian is secretly dating F1 star Lewis Hamilton. Reports say they spent a romantic weekend together in the uk.
Claudia
Did you feel like everyone's, like, dating Lewis Hamilton?
Bose
Yeah. It's like what you do when you want to date someone. Yeah. It's just kind of, like, age appropriate. Yeah.
Claudia
I find the whole thing very uninspired.
Bose
Yeah. It's like when she was rumored to be dating. Oh, Odell Beckham Jr. Yeah.
Claudia
I don't know. This kind of reminds me of, like, when Tom Brady broke up with Giselle and he, like, dated Irina Shayk. It's just, like, so obvious, so uninspired. Like, okay, you're dating, like, the most richest famous athlete, Kim.
Bose
Cool. Yeah.
Claudia
Like, at least what she did to Pete Davidson, it was interesting. It was different, kind of.
Bose
Yeah, I agree. And I also. I'm like. I just kind of, like, don't.
Claudia
Like, F1 is a blind spot for.
Bose
Me, but Lewis Hamilton is everywhere, and he's just everywhere.
Claudia
I just don't see it. It's like, a good match. I don't know anything about Lewis. I'm just, like, not getting the vibes that this is gonna be the one.
Bose
And they've been photographed together a number of times. Like, they're both, like fashion.
Claudia
They run, like, similar circles. Fancy ones.
Bose
So what? It was like, a Friends to lovers. I kind of, like, don't think it's real.
Claudia
I don't know. Her jet, like, literally was in the uk.
Bose
Okay. It's always there. It's always everywhere. And his was, like. You know what I mean? I don't know. Like, when she. Did she really date Odin Odell? Yeah, she dated Odell, but then she said on Chloe in Wonderland, she hasn't been on a date in a year.
Claudia
Odell was more than a year ago.
Bose
Right. But, like, she hadn't gone on a date with Lewis by the time she went on.
Claudia
Maybe they recorded that, like, two months ago.
Bose
Yeah, for sure. So this is very new.
Claudia
Did we make it a story, like, totally random, about The Devil Wears Prada 2 trailer?
Bose
No.
Claudia
I want to talk about it really quickly.
Bose
Yeah, this would be a good time. It's fashion news.
Claudia
And when we said the uk, I just. I don't know why I Like, thought of the divorce. Prada. So the premise of the movie is bothering me. I don't know what I thought it was gonna be. But I have, like, a better premise of what it should be. Andy returns to Runway to be, like, the head of their features department.
Bose
Okay.
Claudia
Which I just don't love. Like, she was so different.
Bose
Like, no, but, like, features, it's not just, like, fashion. It's, you know, writing.
Claudia
And I don't know why I assumed that Andy was gonna return and be doing, like, a feature. Like, she's, like, a big writer at, like, Vanity Fair. And, like, she would be covering. She's like, shadow Miranda for a month. Month. And, like, write a piece about her. So she becomes, like, her assistant again. Like, travels everywhere. And, like, I just thought my idea was better. So I think they should redo it.
Bose
That is funny.
Claudia
Like, her working at Runway is just, like, not believable. And it's just like, they're trying to redo the same thing. Where it's like, she's out of place. And you know what I mean? It's just like, a little copy and paste now. I mean, I have to see it, of course.
Bose
But sometimes copy and paste is good. Like, don't with it.
Claudia
But so far, I just. I like.
Bose
But she's coming back, like, in a big role. That's like, you know, a brainy role for a brainy girl.
Claudia
She was just so judgmental. And, like. I'm sorry. They don't write, like, brainy pieces at those types of magazines.
Bose
But they think. Think they do.
Claudia
Like, having a boyfriend is embarrassing. Like, that's like, the latter.
Bose
Like, was that features?
Claudia
That was, like, a big thing. Like, that was the last P. I. I don't like, that's the only thing that comes to mind when they think of, like, literary pieces from Vogue. That, like, ship, shape culture. Or, like, people talk about.
Bose
Yeah. And the butt crack coming back.
Claudia
That's what I mean. So, like, I don't think Andy's, like, writing that.
Bose
Yeah. Well, it's exciting. People are excited.
Claudia
I'm excited, actually.
Bose
So Kim and Lewis, like, tbd. I'm not gonna, like, ship or really spend much time on it. Until, like, I'm seeing more tangible things.
Claudia
I just feel like it's obvious and.
Bose
Uninspired and maybe not even true. It's giving. Not even true. It's giving. Like, showmance.
Claudia
Oh, okay.
Bose
She needs a little something. You know, she does need something. And that's an easy. That's a no brainer. It's like a buzzy couple. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story?
Claudia
Yeah, I just feel like it's like, oh, I need press like Lewis Hamilton.
Bose
You know what I mean? Yeah. And fine, fair.
Claudia
We're talking about it, right?
Bose
But I'm just like not gonna get emotionally messy in any way, negative or positive. Our next story is brought to you by hers.
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Our next story is major news. Today's Groundhog Day and Punxsutawney Phil has predicted six more weeks of winter as opposed to.
Claudia
I don't know, I just feel like punk's a tiny. Phil is so, like, not intuitive or smart. And I think, obviously, like, take a look at the ice storms, the free. It's 30 degrees in Florida. So I feel like he just, it's like, duh, good job.
Bose
And it's like, is six weeks of winter the lesser one or the more one? You know, what's the opposite?
Claudia
The opposite is like, spring begins today. So he chose the bad one. Yeah, it is.
Bose
He always chooses the bad. Always. Obviously forever. I feel like when we were younger, I really, like, had more of a stake in what Punxsutawney Phil had to say.
Claudia
I mean, I thought it was like Bible. I was like, oh, my God. God is listening. And then it's gonna be cool. When I saw that, like, he, you know, when I was a kid and I saw that it was six more weeks of winter, I was like, crushed. I thought it actually affected the weather.
Bose
No, I thought he was really an oracle. Like, he knew, right? But I just Want to say, like, I love Groundhog's Day. I think we don't have a lot of traditions like this.
Claudia
Yeah.
Bose
That we do. Just cause. And, like, February 2nd, to me, will always be Groundhog Day.
Claudia
I agree. It's like a beautiful, storied tradition passed down from generation to generation. And I like that. It's like this dumb thing that we. We all still continue to do. It's something you think, like, with PETA or whatever, like, we would have been done with. It's nice to have, like, moronic traditions that we all talk about.
Bose
Like, sort of like, very just like, nonsense.
Claudia
Nonsense, like, apolitical jargon that, like, we can all just agree on.
Bose
Yeah. Phil put out a statement. He said, phil says it's great to be back on the job. This is a Super bowl season. Lots of responsibility, lots of attention, and absolutely no room for mistakes. Mistakes he takes. He's sponsored by Ace Hardware.
Claudia
That's a great partnership.
Bose
He takes pride in being Ace Hardware's most reliable seasonal employee, mostly because he never calls in sick.
Claudia
Well, it's not hard to call in sick when you work one day a year. And I don't think he's the most reliable hardware employee at Ace Hardware because he's always wrong. So him predicting six more weeks of winter is actually good news. Like, we're almost done, you guys. Yeah, he's always wrong.
Bose
And he's also a father, so I guess that's why he does.
Claudia
I feel like he's always seeing his shadow. Shadow.
Bose
We need to, like, get a list of like.
Claudia
And maybe. Call me dumb, but don't you see your shadow when the sun's out?
Bose
Well, that's the point. If it's sunny and you saw his shadow, then maybe it's coming. Then maybe, like, if there's no sun. Let's ask Chad.
Claudia
If you see your shadow, that means the sun is out, right? Meaning it's warm. So maybe winter's over.
Bose
I don't know if he saw his shadow.
Claudia
Oh, you said he saw his shadow.
Bose
Did I say that? I said six more weeks of winter.
Claudia
Oh, okay.
Bose
So maybe what is the. The rationale behind.
Claudia
No, that's not the right question.
Bose
And the groundhog seeing his.
Claudia
What is the method?
Bose
Rationale? Feels okay. It's a funny little mix of old European.
Claudia
Oh, here she goes.
Bose
Seasonal psychology, plus a dash of pageantry. The basic idea, if he sees his shadow, six more weeks of winter doesn't see his shadow. It's early spring.
Claudia
Okay, so that makes no sense, because you don't see your Shadow. That means the sun's not out.
Bose
Yeah. It has to do with February 2nd. Is candle miss a Christian holiday that falls about halfway between. It's a religious holiday and the spring.
Claudia
We should have taken off. I didn't realize it was a religious holiday. People believe.
Bose
Okay. Because February 2nd is exactly between the winter solstice and the spring equinox. You know, winter and spring. People believe that the weather on this day can predict how long winter will last.
Claudia
Oh. So I guess it sound like all like. Like there's a little.
Bose
Here's a rhyme from back in the day. If candle mist be fair and bright, winter will have another light flight. If candle mist brings clouds and rain, Winter is gone and will not come again.
Claudia
Like an old wives tale.
Bose
Sunny day equals more winter. Cloudy day equals spring is near.
Claudia
Okay. It is.
Bose
That's cute.
Claudia
Yeah.
Bose
I'm glad we did that.
Claudia
Me too.
Bose
Because I had no idea what we were doing.
Claudia
And congrats, Phil.
Bose
Congrats.
Claudia
You can go back to sleep.
Bose
You crushed it today.
Claudia
Things you did that you can bring.
Bose
Home the bacon for your family. It's a beautiful thing.
Claudia
Yeah.
Bose
Fifth and final story.
Claudia
Oh, I cannot wait to talk about this.
Bose
Leading into more Housewives discussion, but the original Roni cast has defected from Bravo with a new show for a rival network, which is E. Which is all over.
Claudia
It's not really rival because it's their same parent company, but I guess they. They are considered competitors of one another.
Bose
Yeah. So the original cast of Bravo's beloved Real Housewives of New York City have packed up their penny and defected to E. Sources say that Luann, Sonia, Jill Zarin Kelly, Ben Simone, and Ramona Singer have signed a deal with E. And expect to have a new show on the air by the end of the year.
Claudia
I just. I adore this. You want to know why? It's like, I respect that Bravo wanted to reboot Roni. Like, maybe I think that there was an. They got to an inflection point with a lot of the franchises where, like, these OGs who were beloved, like, wasn't. It wasn't working, and they tried something new with roadie, and it didn't work. They kind of refuse to, like, admit that and revert or do something else. They're just, like, kind of digging their heels in. And there is so much demand for these women. Like, I feel like they're living new, interesting lives. A lot of them have moved. I feel like a lot of them actually live in Florida. Maybe the show's gonna be based in Florida.
Bose
Like, all the women that were named for this show does. The man does.
Claudia
Jill does. Yeah. So like there's so much demand for them. They're beloved. I feel like Bravo gives them like, you know, peanuts. Like they bring them to Bravo Con and like maybe they go and watch Robin's Live every now and then, but they're is a demand for it. And so the fact that they didn't just like wait for Bravo, I kind of love this. And it's like I really actually hope the show is successful because these, these women should have been picked back up a while ago.
Bose
Like especially if they're all like living together like the show is happening.
Claudia
They get together all the time. Yeah. It seems like a no brainer. They live in the same area. I like hate that Bravo wouldn't do it. And they just sort of, you know, ultimate girls trip. It's not enough and it's not sustainable and there should be a show for these women. And I'm really curious if it's going to be successful because there is such demand for and there's more demand for them than there is for the new legacy Rooney.
Bose
Yeah.
Claudia
I can't imagine that if they just went back to Rony with like the same old drunks if it would be worse ratings than what they're doing now. There's no way.
Bose
No.
Claudia
So is not on it.
Bose
They, the women that they name don't live in New York so it wouldn't be Roni even if Bravo did pick it up. Drina's not on. She doesn't live in Florida. These are all just Florida live here.
Claudia
It's kind of Real Housewives of Florida. Florida.
Bose
Sort of.
Claudia
It's. And look at Members Only. Like it was very popular. There is like an interesting scene down here for older women.
Bose
Yeah. I wonder like what they'll. How they'll bill it and especially not using like Bravo terminology. But it's something about like oh geez.
Claudia
Yeah.
Bose
Oh geez. In the.
Claudia
And Bethany's noticeably absent even though she does also live down in Florida.
Bose
But she put out a video with her thoughts on.
Claudia
She loves it.
Bose
Yeah.
Claudia
But like she should be on it.
Bose
Yeah. Maybe. Let's see how it goes. Maybe she would popular enough she would do it. I'm. I'm excited to watch watch it.
Claudia
Me too.
Bose
Yeah.
Claudia
I feel like Dorinda's vomiting cuz like any chance that she had she's going to move. She's literally going to like relocate Bluestone Manor because any chance she had of getting back to Bravo, which we know she Wants was if they throw in the towel already with Rooney. But now all the women are doing something else.
Bose
Yeah, maybe she'll move.
Claudia
She should fly down, do like a little, you know, a seasonal, a cameo apartment, a condo.
Bose
I'm excited.
Claudia
Well, Beverly Hills Housewives is kind of one of the remaining franchises that never had like a full re reboot but still has OGs and they've really done it quite well. I was thinking that last night. It's actually amazing how Kyle Richards like, you know, some seasons I like her, sometimes I don't. But like, she really is a great housewife and she's the only OG who doesn't feel like this hanger on her, like, let the mouse go. This season is fantastic. And I'm happy to admit I was definitely wrong about Rachel Zoe.
Bose
Oh, good. I was going to ask you.
Claudia
I thought she wouldn't like join. You know, it is a little bit. You debase yourself a little bit on Housewives. You do have to be like embarrassing in restaurants. Right. And I thought for sure, like she wouldn't be down to clown. But I feel like she is clowning. She's having like snarky so far. I'm really enjoying her. And she herself, she's just, you know, she's interesting as a person and I didn't realize it was gonna coincide with her divorce and that she would be sharing so much. And I was wrong about her. Her home was beautiful.
Bose
Like I. Oh, I love her house.
Claudia
Her style, so interesting.
Bose
I want to see more of her house. She's so interesting to look at. When she was at the vintage store, just like trying on little, that little jacket crop, Chanel jackets left and right. Like it was such a pleasure to watch. Her hair is beautiful. Her jewelry, she spends 10k.
Claudia
Like that's what we need.
Bose
Yeah, it's. I really am enjoying her. And then she goes and just like, you know, talks shit. Yeah.
Claudia
No. And it's not like she's shying away, which I really appreciate.
Bose
It's also not like debasing herself or putting on or like doing something that she thinks the audience wants to see because she needs to be on the show. Like she's just being herself. And I feel like that's where like the women of Beverly Hills thrive. Like Kathy Hilton doesn't need to be on the show isn't going to do anything.
Claudia
But everyone meets her where she's at.
Bose
Yeah, she's just going to be herself and we're going to enjoy it. And she also adds to the fodder. It's been really, really great. And I love that she's, like, gotten close with a lot of the girls already. She loves Erica, likes to read. Like, she fits right in.
Claudia
Right. And she doesn't feel like a new girl, which is great. And I think I actually feel bad for Amanda and I don't think she should have been cast on the show. I actually think it was like. Like a mean thing to do because everyone who comes into the group is more or less an extension of someone. I don't remember how they introduced her, but she bought Kyle's. Kyle's friend, Right? They friends.
Bose
Yeah.
Claudia
And she's so out of her league. Like, she really reminds me a lot of Whitney Rose from Salt Lake City just in, like, how she dresses and how she talks. And, you know, Beverly Hills is like the crown jewel of the franchise. They get really affluent women, really famous women. You know, even that random girl who keeps showing up was married to Simon Cowell.
Bose
Like, Fuller.
Claudia
It's just. Wait, what?
Bose
She was married to Simon Fuller?
Claudia
Oh, wait, who's that?
Bose
Like, Simon Cowell?
Claudia
Oh, wait, she wasn't. I keep telling bad. I'm like, she was married to Simon Cowell.
Bose
Simon Fuller, he's also like an executive. I think he also produced American Idol. There were two to Simons.
Claudia
Oh, my bad. Okay.
Bose
But it's like the same thing.
Claudia
Okay, sorry. But, like, that's what I mean. It's a real upper echelon. I mean, even, you know, you think of some Crystal Kung minkoff, they keep referring to her because, like, literally the way she's speaking. I'm sorry, her husband is like a huge deal. So she's so out of her league with her fake business. That's quite literally an mlm. And she's like social media. Social media. I went to her Instagram. She gets 700 likes and she has 500,000 followers. Like, it's a scam. Like, the whole thing. There will be a documentary on.
Bose
But how does she have money?
Claudia
I don't know. I do believe she is a successful scammer so far. Like, with her courses. So it's like, with her, she just wears like crossbody bags and bodycon dresses. Like, it's giving Salt Lake City. And I don't mean that in a negative way. It's just a different tier of wealth and how people dress. So she was never gonna make it. And her personality sucks.
Bose
Yeah, her personality stinks. What's funny is I actually didn't even see her that way because she so doesn't see herself that way. I think she thinks she's on a different level from these women where she's, like, more enlightened. She ain't. Yeah. And like. Like, when she's, like, saying, we made beautiful choices with the house, like, she's just like, it's very potent house.
Claudia
Like, she has, like, the mirror that everyone has. She's just like a cheugy millennial.
Bose
Yeah, it is very millennial. And like this. The women in this group are a bit older, and they don't speak millennial jargon. You know, you violate very. When she. When Kyle said it's giving crystal, like, she was right, you know, being so sensitive and, like, you can't even have a confrontation because, like, immediately. Oh, you verbally accosted.
Claudia
But even with the, like, even outside of her presence on the show as, like, an instigator or like a housewife, just her being selected was wrong. And I feel like she came in so insecure. Who wouldn't? Like, Rachel Zo didn't come in insecure. Kathy Elton didn't come in insecure.
Bose
I was getting insecure. Oh.
Claudia
I was like, just, like, the way she kept talking about her bags and. And the one upping. That's, like, an insecure thing because she's so out of her league. So I really did feel bad for her, and I don't even dislike her so much, as much as I really feel bad for. Because it's mean that they casted her on the show. Sorry. It is. And she's clearly dealing with this terrible thing that happened to her, and there's no right way. And Bose is right, and Bose is saying the thing that everyone's thinking. It's like, you know, you can't use something difficult that you went through as a defense in a fight. Like. But that's exactly what she's doing. It's very amateur. It's very immature. I don't even dislike her. I feel really bad for her. And what she did to Dorit in that conversation was so wrong. Wrong. Because if you are that fragile, you were talking with your husband, doing glam, Preparing for a conversation, so you just sort of threw it as a defense, and there's nothing anyone can say. And it's just sort of like a conversation ender. And I feel bad for her because it's so horrible.
Bose
It's so horrible.
Claudia
And there's no right way to deal with it. She's doing it the wrong way, but there is no right way to.
Bose
Well, you shouldn't have come. She shouldn't have come. But Then she was saying, like, her husband said she should be amongst friends, and I agree with that. But these aren't her friends. Like, these are her co workers. It's a work event. We're here to sit at a table and argue. And if you're not in a position to do that, which you're not and you should be, and that's understandable and, like, nobody blames you, then, yeah, I guess be at home. But I was disappointed in Dorit that she didn't just immediately drop it, of course, because there is nothing you can say, nothing you should say.
Claudia
Amanda did then continue, but she never should have.
Bose
So I didn't get that until this most recent episode. They played like, a replay where it did seem different, where she, like, said she continued on. She said.
Claudia
And then Dorit was like, wait, I thought we weren't continuing. But before that, Dorit had brought it back.
Bose
Yeah, it's an impossible.
Claudia
It's an impossible situation for dorit. I don't even think dorit handled it wrong or whatever. It was so weird.
Bose
Yeah.
Claudia
I felt so bad. It was just awful. She's not built for this life.
Bose
I really feel like she thinks that she is. She ain't in her own way. Like, she has her boundaries, and she wants to bring them to this group of women.
Claudia
Good luck.
Bose
Housewives are not good with boundaries. Like, that's the point of the show.
Claudia
She was in the car rolling calls with Rachel, Zoe and Erica. Yeah, that was really, really cringe.
Bose
Yeah.
Claudia
And I have to say something about Erica, and I only came to this realization recently because she was always, like, glamazon. Right. She brought her glam team everywhere. She really upped the game for a lot of the women, and it was easy to do that. It's easy to have, like, amazing glam, amazing hair, amazing style when you have unlimited money. And she's had this, you know, enormous fall from grace in terms of, like, her finances, and she lives in this little house, and it's such a testament to her true sense of style and taste how, like, she has not faltered in her lukes one bit. She's maybe wearing, like, less designers, but, like, who even knows? She is so glamorous. She so kills it with her style. And I feel like it's a real testament because a lot of these women, like, it's a.
Bose
It's not anyone can buy good style.
Claudia
Stylist makeup, but you can tell, like, she's so invested in her, and she's really. She just crushes it. I feel like she doesn't get enough crush credit for, like, she didn't miss a beat moving from the big house to the little house. Like, with the glam, she always showed up. Yeah, I love that. She's really one of my favorites. She does play both sides of dorit and kyle, and it's clear that she's closer with kyle, and I don't know if dorit knows that.
Bose
Oh, you think?
Claudia
Because Kyle was the only one who knew about her boyfriend.
Bose
I felt like last season she played both sides, but I felt like she was more sympathetic and closer to dorit, but, like, she is not going there. And so that's just how I feel. Like she is more with dorit.
Claudia
No, I think she's more with kyle, and it's, like, annoying me. Kyle. Kyle's, like, doing the same thing she did last season with, like, the PK thing. Memes and jokes, like, still defending him.
Bose
Well, maybe he is, maybe he isn't.
Claudia
Yeah, it's so.
Bose
But I also feel like the one bit that they shared that, like, mo said that dorit won't let PK see the kids, and they're saying, oh, that's not what dorit said to me. That jives exactly with what dorit said.
Claudia
He comes when he wants to see.
Bose
The kids at these times that he wants because that doesn't work for their schedule.
Claudia
He goes to Europe for six weeks.
Bose
The only thing that could be more disruptive to their lives is if their lives are disrupted even more.
Claudia
More like 1000%. I think they're both saying the same thing.
Bose
The truth.
Claudia
You just want to come because you've been gone for six weeks. Like, no, you can't see them. So she is allowed to say that. And, yeah, I'm not allowed to see my kids. Well, maybe if you were home.
Bose
Yeah. No. Or, like, no, you can't see them during the school day. You can't see them during their after schools. You know, Phoenix is an amazing ballerina.
Claudia
She was making me cry when she was talking about how Jagger's just like.
Bose
This walks around with the weight of the world on his shoulders.
Claudia
Ugh. It was. And then. And then Kyle's like, well, maybe he does. Maybe doesn't. I like, Kyle's so not a girl's girl. And I feel like when you get to. I feel like Kyle is so hung up on mauricio, and mauricio was obviously team pk and so, like, kyle just, like, wants to be in mauricio's good graces. I mean, like, to read said, like, and it's just so lame. It's so not cool. And like, girls. I'm not even a girl's girl, but, like, when a girl's getting divorced, I keep saying girls, they're these 50 year old women. When a woman's getting divorced, like, and you can tell when a man, like, she's saying very much like, right. Roger flips. Like, the guy you knew is no longer there. That's. So what's happening with bk? He's clearly having a midlife crisis. He's making out with young women in the street. He's not paying the mortgage.
Bose
That's not like, the side that you're going to be like, I don't have to even know the. And when Dorit said he could come and, oh, the kids are going here and he hasn't seen them in weeks. I don't have to know all the ins and outs to know that, like, Dorit's the one taking care of obviously, and it's going to do what's in the kid's best interest.
Claudia
And how wonderful that she has her parents still. Like, when I was seeing that, I was like, that's so amazing. And that I was getting, like, so emotional and Jagger was, like, not even yearning for his father, but yearning for Dorit's father. Yeah. She's the bad parent, right? Please. I just, like, Kyle's really pissing me off.
Bose
Yeah. I still ship Dorit and Mo, of course.
Claudia
I'm so glad bo's let it go. But in the first couple of episodes when she was, like, hounding Kyle to, like, talk about why she's not dating, it's like, I actually don't care. You're being like, a little like a badger. Bose is my favorite housewife on this show. Show. She's the only one said her confessionals are hysterical. I love her friend Summer. Like, yeah, bring your random friend Summer everywhere. I know.
Bose
I love it. I love it. Sag was watching me. He's like, who's that? I'm like, it's Summer.
Claudia
What do you mean it's summer? Like, when everyone brings a friend, it's like, Faye Resnick. Yeah. This is Summer from Oklahoma. I love it. I love it. And her. Her story was really crazy how she lost custody of her kids for two years because she had an evil husband who was a lawyer. Yeah. So you know what? Yes, Actually. Actually, come Summer.
Bose
Yeah. And then, like, Summer's at the birthday dinner.
Claudia
Good.
Bose
And I was thinking, when everyone's at the birthday dinner, these women are actually getting along so well. There's tension between Doreen and Kyle share. But, like, they have history and they're friends and whatever. And it's like, if it weren't for Amanda, this would just be a group of women having the best time.
Claudia
Yeah.
Bose
No.
Claudia
So a character like Amanda is kind of a necessary. But I feel really sad for her. Like, she makes me butt clench and cringe, of course, yada, yada. But she's so out of her depth, and she's. I feel like she's been aware of it since that's why she's, like, stunted on the phone with the call calls and showing up. Oh, my. All my backpack. Chanel.
Bose
Like, oh, that's so funny. I didn't read to me like that. I felt like she's very confident, very affected, and, like, pompous almost.
Claudia
Oh, no.
Bose
And not in a way that's so insecure. Maybe it all stems from.
Claudia
That's the toughest group of women. And it takes someone like Rachel Zo just to come in as an equal, as a peer.
Bose
She's not.
Claudia
And she's younger. Like, it's just all of it.
Bose
But she's living in Kyle's house, and Kyle was on the show for. Yeah, 10 years in that house. That was really sad to watch Kyle get emotional over the house, which it was very emotional. Like, those were the happiest years, of course.
Claudia
And you know what? I know it sounded crazy, but I kind of hear her, like, if they didn't move out of that house, because that is, like, sort of when things started to break down and they were in this, like, new league. Like, it was always cool how, like, they had increasingly more and more money every season, and they never left that house. It was like their family home. It was very grounding.
Bose
It was very happy house.
Claudia
Yeah. I kind of think maybe they wouldn't have ended up where they ended up.
Bose
What was also sad to me is, like, Mauricio is so moved on, and.
Claudia
He was so unaffected by the house.
Bose
And, like, when she's crying and we all know why she's crying, and he's like, oh, because the girls are getting married.
Claudia
Like, he's trying to, like, voice it on the girls.
Bose
He's trying to make it about, like, oh, they were little and now they're big, which is something everybody goes through. You have that conversation if they were still married.
Claudia
Yeah.
Bose
That's not what it was about. He doesn't even want to go beneath that surface with her because he. Not that he doesn't care, but he.
Claudia
He's not there.
Bose
He's not there.
Claudia
And that's what she was saying when they take the family trips, and he's just, like, kind of like a wall. He's not going deep with her. I imagine it's a slippery slope. Although we did just report that over New Year's they were getting cozy. And, like, I do desperately for Kyle's sake. Like, it's very sad to watch. Even when he showed up at dinner. Like, she just yearns for him so obviously, and, like, acting like they're not filing for any reason other than that. Yeah.
Bose
But I think I also. I don't feel like she's, like, in love with him still. Like, she's hung up on him.
Claudia
It's more like that former life.
Bose
Yeah. And it's like, then what's next? If they do divorce, then what's next? As opposed to just, like, holding on to, like, that life, which brought her so much joy.
Claudia
I really liked the speed dating event. That was hysterical. And the fact that they all kept showing up in funeral outfits was making me laugh so hard. That was a really fun thing. And I want to talk about Sutton.
Bose
Okay.
Claudia
She's having this, like, rebirth, and I actually. I'm. I'm down because she's, like, awful, and I'm tabula rassa. Like, I'm good.
Bose
I'm, like.
Claudia
It really bothered me that she was, like, letting Amanda get to her in Sedona about Avi. Like, the crying. It's like this. I feel like it empowered Amanda to, like, continue on with her annoying ways. And I really wish she, like, didn't, but she's so emotional, son. She's always crying.
Bose
Yeah.
Claudia
I think the Jennifer Tilly thing was interesting, too.
Bose
I didn't really get, like, when they had that final dinner at the airport, and everyone was, like, rallying behind some, and I'm like, did I miss something? Like, why did she need all this support? Like, someone just brought up something I.
Claudia
Know, and she's handling, like, she wants people to stop talking about it. And she's. Her behavior is just sort of making me more and more intrigued. I literally didn't care that her assistant left, like, at all. But now she's like, it's such a big deal. I'm like, okay, well, what did happen?
Bose
I know. I found it.
Claudia
She's handling it so backwards, like, in order to, like, throw the scent off, just be, like. Like, lean in. But she's like, so we can't talk about it. Well, now I have to. To know.
Bose
Yeah, it was. It was odd.
Claudia
Yeah.
Bose
But, yeah, she's not like a main character this season, which is.
Claudia
It's. It's been a tough.
Bose
Like, she needs to take a back seat.
Claudia
Yeah.
Bose
It had been a lot.
Claudia
Yeah. I'm gonna hope my girl Bose gets pregnant by, you know, some way.
Bose
Yeah. Keely. Bose and Keely.
Claudia
I love Bose. She's the voice of reason on the show.
Bose
Yeah. And everybody loves her.
Claudia
Oh.
Bose
And it's like, you really can come into this group as a new person and, like, they're. They are. Are, like, open to making new friends.
Claudia
And her and Bose's Dorit new summer. They're close.
Bose
Yeah.
Claudia
But when Bose invited Dorit to lunch with Amanda, thinking, like, Amanda would have some good, like, practical finance rich as, like, have some practical, like, business advice for a woman going through divorce retirement. And she's all talking about manifesting. Oh, my God. I just about died. Like, Bose is like, okay, thanks for coming. I don't know what the future holds for Amanda.
Bose
Yeah. I don't know. I feel like she can hold her own, but it's just like, the girls have really written her off already. She's not their cup of tea, nor are they hers.
Claudia
Yeah.
Bose
And I just.
Claudia
Her being in the same room as Rachel Zoe, like, and Kathy Hilton.
Bose
I agree. It's a mismatch.
Claudia
Yeah. And they're usually pretty good about casting. Why not Simon Fuller.
Bose
Yeah.
Claudia
Wife.
Bose
Well, maybe. I mean, the thing is, everything Amanda says really is, like, you know, polarizing. A polar. Yeah, it's like a bomb. Like, I don't know, that story about.
Claudia
The happy ending massage was kind of crazy. And then Bose being like, you couldn't have waterboarded that information out of me. Like, obsessive bows. And I don't know. This Natalie woman sounds interesting.
Bose
I'm like, I. I'm sure Kazing tested them both.
Claudia
Like, just.
Bose
Amanda's just kind of delusional, which is. And you. That is a required trait for a housewife.
Claudia
It's true. It's a great season. I'm really enjoying. Ben is obsessed. He's a tweet more episodes. He is hooked.
Bose
And I love, like, Rachel Zo, like, talking about Amanda and all of her confessionals. It's very OG Housewives. No one wants to do. No one wants to be seen as a mean girl anymore. So they don't do it. But Rachel's just coming on as who she is. Yeah. And that's, like, why we all watch Housewives.
Claudia
And it's like she said, you know, I don't ever really talk about, like, my accomplishments or like, my accolades or whatever. So, Amanda, like, with the book. The book, the book. Oh, and then the ghostwriter comment.
Bose
I thought ghost comment retort.
Claudia
Court was excellent. Oh, you must have had a lot of time.
Bose
The. Oh, no, we didn't buy the house. I bought the house.
Claudia
I make it a month what he makes in a year. Her husband watching that. Vomiting. Yeah, vomiting. He didn't buy the house. I did.
Bose
And Rachel's like, why? What did that contribute to the conversation?
Claudia
Just that you hate your husband.
Bose
Just that you're putting him down, like, right. For what?
Claudia
And you keep, like, telling all these amazing stories about him. But all I know is that, like, you know, according to you, he's some popper you pulled off the street. Yeah, it's bad. Like, I'm watching that back, like, to them together. Yikes. Yeah. Well, that's Real Housewives. That's your show. And Fabulous Monday.
Bose
Really?
Claudia
I feel like a huge wait. We just did so much.
Bose
Yeah, yeah. There was a lot to cover.
Claudia
And that's our show, y'. All. Thank you so much for listening to the Monday morning show where we deliver the festive stories you need to know every Monday through Friday on YouTube. So you're watching us on YouTube. Please feel free to subscribe and give us video. A thumbs up. We're also available as podcast and our podcast we found on Spotify, Tune Stitcher public radio, all the places web visit podcasts. Toasted five star Bing. And wickedly talented we are. Hope you guys have an amazing, amazing Monday and we'll see you tomorrow.
Bose
Love ya. Bye. Bye.
Hosts: Jackie & Claudia Oshry
Main Theme: Grammy Awards Recap, Pop Culture Catch-Up, and Housewives Gossip
This lively Monday episode centers on a detailed debrief of the 2026 Grammy Awards, complete with real-time reactions to this year’s performances, wins, snubs, and the always-contentious choice of host. The sisters also dish on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, retail revelations, major celebrity news, and pop culture hot topics, maintaining their signature candid, comedic, and occasionally irreverent tone.
Claudia’s weekend “revelations”:
Claudia’s party anecdote:
Opening:
Sabrina Carpenter (“Amanda Francis” bit)
Best New Artist Medley [18:09]
Somber:
Justin Bieber in Undies [28:28]
Lady Gaga “Abracadabra” [31:54]
Winners, Snubs & Oddities
Notable Quotes:
[58:37]
On Nordstrom Rack:
"I went to Nordstrom Rack. I went in one girl and I came out another." – Claudia [01:31]
Regarding the charity paddle mishap:
"I got a text being like, thanks for raising your paddle. So I guess somebody picked up my paddle and, like, bid and, like, it's fine...it's for charity." – Claudia [04:06]
On supermarket music:
"I love supermarket music. That's always how I know something's a hit. I'm like, I heard it at the supermarket." – Bose [24:01]
Lady Gaga wisdom:
"Be regular and orderly in your life so that you may be violent and original in your life work." – Bose/Claudia quoting Flaubert [35:40]
Catherine O'Hara tribute:
"Moira Rose is an exercise in perfection...the greatest comedy performance delivered on TV in the last 20 years." – Claudia [47:10]
On Real Housewives casting:
"That's the toughest group of women. And it takes someone like Rachel Zo just to come in as an equal, as a peer." – Claudia [72:40]
Iconic reaction to a Housewives misstep:
"You couldn't have waterboarded that information out of me. Like, obsessive bows." – Claudia, referencing Amanda's TMI [77:00]
This episode of The Toast is a must-listen for anyone who loves pop culture, award shows, and reality TV with a comedic, sometimes caustic edge. Jackie and Claudia balance playful sister banter with sharp, sometimes brutal insights—whether recapping the chaos of the Grammys, the shifting landscape of reality TV, or the quirks of decades-old traditions like Groundhog Day. Featuring honest assessments (“That music was dreadful”), unexpected moments of empathy, and signature lines, it’s a whirlwind tour of what’s hot, what’s not, and what's deeply funny about both.